Latewave
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"Hora! A Hallway to a Hammer Horror Halloween Hysteria, Helped by the Husky Head Herald of Heresy, the Hideously Hateful Hastur!"
Hello, boys and ghouls, you're cordially invited to 1313 Ghoul Ave, for the annual Halloween Monster Mash, Maskerade and Murder Mystery. We hope this finds you in good health and flavor. We have quite a few tasty surprises for our guests. A roast, events like the zombie run, ghoul dance and all sorts of your favorite concoctions from our resident mad genius. Drink a Bloody Mary, down a Virgin Margarita if that's what you prefer, a shot of werewolf blood if you're feeling hairy~ Hahahahaha.
Do remember to dress your best. It's your last night out after all. It's going to be the best night of your unlife. Don't be too late. Or do, who are we to argue fashion? But don't be too late or you'll be locked out. Can't have people wandering out drunk. We don't want the cops called to the party after all~
Now, be good and pass the news to your mummies and daddies, Be sure to bring all of your family you can. We wouldn't want anyone going hungry now would we? We don't want anyone to miss this. After all we don't want anyone to go missing~ We'll need all the eyes we can get.
Pass the news along my fiends and bring as many of the little demons you can find. It'll be a satisfying night for everyone involved. We promise that not too many will be eaten. Just the ones that don't leave~ Heheheheh. They'll be stuffed, with food that is.
Hello, boys and ghouls, you're cordially invited to 1313 Ghoul Ave, for the annual Halloween Monster Mash, Maskerade and Murder Mystery. We hope this finds you in good health and flavor. We have quite a few tasty surprises for our guests. A roast, events like the zombie run, ghoul dance and all sorts of your favorite concoctions from our resident mad genius. Drink a Bloody Mary, down a Virgin Margarita if that's what you prefer, a shot of werewolf blood if you're feeling hairy~ Hahahahaha.
Do remember to dress your best. It's your last night out after all. It's going to be the best night of your unlife. Don't be too late. Or do, who are we to argue fashion? But don't be too late or you'll be locked out. Can't have people wandering out drunk. We don't want the cops called to the party after all~
Now, be good and pass the news to your mummies and daddies, Be sure to bring all of your family you can. We wouldn't want anyone going hungry now would we? We don't want anyone to miss this. After all we don't want anyone to go missing~ We'll need all the eyes we can get.
Pass the news along my fiends and bring as many of the little demons you can find. It'll be a satisfying night for everyone involved. We promise that not too many will be eaten. Just the ones that don't leave~ Heheheheh. They'll be stuffed, with food that is.
Ah but this is getting a bit too long. Let's wrap it up before it rots.
Cordially yours,
The Master.
Toodles~
Cordially yours,
The Master.
Toodles~
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