I like Magic Somewhat (WC, Starts in DxD)

[Sympathetic 12]

(Authors note if you don't know what the waifu catalog is but still want to read this I suggest you read this chapter or skip it either way you can still read this story just may be confused sometimes though I will try to explain things.)


I remember back in 2012, there was a video game called Dumb Ways to Die. For a brief moment, everyone I knew was obsessed with it. The game even had this ridiculously catchy theme song that would get stuck in your head for hours. What was it about, you ask? Well, it showcased all the dumb ways people could die like lighting your hair on fire or taking expired medicine. It was the kind of ridiculous stuff you'd think only an idiot would do. Anyway, there I was, fresh off watching an anime, thinking, why not write a quick story about it? Correction: I thought I was going to write a quick story. What actually happened was me spending 12 hours straight writing under a blanket, lying in bed, lost in my own world.

Now here is where the "Dumb Ways to Die" part comes in. My 10-year-old laptop was struggling. I had 10 tabs open and was charging it for 12 hours in a hot space where there was no air circulation. In retrospect what was going to happen was obvious the laptop sounded like a helicopter its fans on full blast. Of course, being a big brained individual, I never contemplated the possibility of my laptop catching fire. Until it did. This shouldn't have been that big of a problem just dump some water on the laptop and call it a day, right? Well, that blanket I was under was flammable very flammable. Guess what? The pajamas I was wearing were also very flammable. If you ask me that is a "Dumb Way to Die" but what do I know?


Needless to say, that hurt a lot! Like a lot a lot, I don't recommend dying to fire at all! But eh whatever at least my laptop was destroyed getting rid of things that would ruin my legacy. It's not like I was a loser or anything. I was never at the top of any social hierarchy, but I've always stayed in the middle. I had a Girlfriend I had friends that I did stuff with, but I was also a degenerate. I lived a two-faced life as a normal person by day, smut writer by night.


But death is the end, the one thing nobody can escape supposedly. That's what confuses me really as if I died which I know I did. Why am I sitting at a desk in an office cubicle? Even more so why is there no exit from this office cubicle, the walls being if I had to guess around maybe 10 feet? And the ceiling I can't even see how high it is. Through the cubicles walls I hear computers typing phones ringing copying machines well copying but not one human voice. This must be one elaborate prank, or a drug induced fever dream. I'm leaning towards the latter as my body does not feel like it was just lit on fire from head to toe and covered in third degree burns.


My vision spun and before I knew it my face slammed into the desk. After the impact I shake my head in an attempt to clear my vision and once the spinning stops, I see that the room I was in is completely changed. I still sat in front of a desk but now at the other end there was a young man wearing a suit and tie with brown hair and blue eyes. He was looking at me will a calm almost sympathetic smile seemingly waiting for me to get settled. Looking around the room it had shifted from the office space to a cramped dark room with green wallpaper and a singular metal door behind where the man was sitting across from me. Outside the door I hear wheels rolling sounding like a stretcher and moans of pain as people walk by the door. The cherry on top to this disturbing setting was classical music being played across an intercom distorting the audio making it staticky.


Glancing at the man again, he still wore that calm smile. Unable to stand the silence any longer, I asked, "Where the hell are we?"

The man's mouth opened and then closed again, his expression shifting to one of slight embarrassment as he glanced around the room. "Ah, sorry, I didn't expect you to ask that," he said, offering a sheepish smile. "I believe the year is 1854. The Crimean War is raging, and we're in the city of Constantinople, at a war hospital. The same war hospital where Florence Nightingale resided if you know of her" He paused, placing a hand thoughtfully to his chin. His tone slowed, as though he were carefully piecing his thoughts together on how to explain.
"Well, not exactly. We're in a twisted version of the tale where she does not succeed, but where we are doesn't matter." Another pause followed, and he shrugged faintly, his voice now tinged with resignation. "I'm just doing a favor for a friend, and this was the easiest place to do it."

I raised an eyebrow. "And this favor for a friend is?"

The man's eyes brightened, and he smiled grew wide. "I'm glad you asked! Originally, my friend was supposed to be the one to deal with you, but he made me do it because something came up. Now, I'm going to explain a lot to you, but first, you're probably wondering who I am, right? Well, you can call me your Patron. We'll get into the ins and outs of what that means soon enough!"

Leaning back in my chair the tension that I previously had leaving just a bit from the mood change of my patron. It's obvious that he is friendly maybe crazy as being in 1854 is impossible unless somehow the man can use magic. That does seem to be making increasingly amount of sense though. Awakening in that office cubicle only then to be somehow transported to what is 1854 that does sound like magic. The man looking at me with his head cocked waiting for my approval to continue and after a quick nod from my part he does.

The man takes a breath in an says, "As it stands you are dead, and The Company and I would like to extend an offer to you. If you accept you will be given your life back in a new world and task with the mission of collecting or capturing fictional character to be cloned and sold in the "Waifu Catalog". The original copy of the character you will be allowed to keep and use to your liking. You will be allowed to travel across fictional worlds and will occasionally be given mission which the company may need or want you to complete. Now it's important you listen to this next part carefully. If you accept this offer you will have to effectively enslave people. If you need any convincing let me, just tell you that-"

"I accept." I cut him off with, it may be selfish, but this is survival the only way to guarantee my life. Everyone loves to preach morality but when it comes down to survival morality doesn't matter. And who wouldn't want this new life? A chance for power to see new worlds and adventure. I can't lie the prospect of getting to collect the hottest women across fiction is irresistible. And as fucked up as it is the idea of enslaving them, I don't mind as long as I keep the ones I care about close and happy that's all I need. I wish I could say I hesitate I really do but that's not the type of person I am.

The man blinked, "Well... that was easy this has always been the hard part ya know? Most people hesitate, every now and then someone will cry and yell saying how wrong this is. But you immediately went to 'Sign me up to be a slaver.' I can respect it."

"Well, it wasn't that hard of decision I don't know what to tell you," I defend.

"I just expected you to... I don't know... be more morally opposed to slavery. It normally takes more convincing, but I'm not complaining," he says with a shrug, then continues his tone shifting back to business. He pulls out a long contract and a pen and places them on the table. "Just sign this when you're ready you can try to read but well it's in a magical language that even I can't understand." When I got it, I of course still tried to read it but I just couldn't. I recognized the letters but when I tried to read it was just not understandable. But it's not like I have a choice I trust this man and sign this or I die so I signed it simple as.

Upon my signature being written on the paper it burned out of existence and what replace it was a feeling I couldn't quite place. Servitude, binding, ownership, but also freedom? "It's a strange feeling, isn't it? Word of precaution the name you had in your old life don't use it anymore not unless you're signing something for the company. A name is everything for someone in our business if someone gets yours it can be bad." He says sagely and then continues "Well with that out of the way we have to setup your build. It's essentially a set of powers you can enhance as you capture characters and complete missions. The company supports you by providing you the means to get stronger, and everything runs on credits, our digital currency. You'll track your credits and manage your build through a company issued phone."

He reached down, picked up a laptop from the floor, and placed it on the desk in front of us. When he opened it towards me, the screen displayed various fictional worlds ranked from DR1 to DR10. "The first choice you need to make is your starting world," he explained. "As you can see, the rankings range from DR1, which are paradises with little to no danger, to DR10, which are brutal hellscapes where death is common, and life is short and harsh. The higher the DR of the world you choose, the more starting credits you'll receive but don't focus too much on that! When I picked my starting world, I went straight into a DR10. I barely survived for months and only just managed to escape. My advice? Choose a mid-level world you think you'd enjoy, preferably one with Waifus you'd want to go after. Don't stress about knowing the language of the world you're in as a contractor of the Company you can understand and speak all languages. So just take your time to pick a world. We're not in any hurry."

Two Hours Later
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"How about the forgotten realms from DnD?"

"That would be a good world, until you think about all the gods in it. One of them would notice that there is something weird with you and give you the red mist treatment."

We've been going back and forth with ideas for world for hours now with only a few contenders for where I would go. We've been trying to find someone with high enough difficulty rating but at the same time wouldnt give me the aforementioned red mist treatment. "What about High school DxD?" I question.

"That would not be half bad. It's a DR6 so you would get a decent number of credits to start with, and there are a lot of targets to capture. There is some danger here however the high-level opponents in this verse are strong like strong strong! But you will be fine. Unless you're a grade A asshole none of these high-level people will want to murder you. So, the red mist treatment is not that big of a threat at the start you should have time to get strong!" He replies animatedly with a thumbs up.

Now that does sound good a decent number of characters to capture which I've been told is important because whenever I capture someone, I will get credits worth to their tier. Their tier being based off their strength and abilities ranging from T1-T10. Another good thing is being the world that DxD is I should have opportunities to capture people. Then a new concern hit me, "Can we write people out of the story or genderbend them?"

"Of course, you can you just need to buy [Universal Calibration] its cheap being on 10 credits. With that you could change people age gender or even existence! But if you were to change significant things that could change the danger rating of the world. As long as you don't remove any villains you should be good!"

"Nifty lets lock DxD in then as my starting world. And I'll take that [Universal Calibration] ability."

"Roger Roger with that choice you'll have 155 credits to make your build more than enough.

"Yeah, sure I have to trust you after all not like I got a choice."

"You are right about that! Next will be how you are dropped in how does taking over the body of a no name nobody sound?"

"Fine but just make sure they go to Kuoh Academy."

"No actually I want to send you to Antarctica." He says with a sarcastic tone. "Listen I'm on your side, Ok? I want you to succeed because if you succeed then I get credits. For every three credits you make I get 1 now that may not seem like a lot but trust me it adds up. And before you get mad someone else has the same deal with me it goes all the way up the chain."

"And who is at the top?"

"Believe me I would like to know too but we don't need to care about that we have everything we could want already after all. Multiversal travel with any number of ways to get powerful and claim everything we desire. I stopped trying to figure out who sets the stage of this grand play thousands of years ago. Let me tell you It's best not to worry about."

That would never happen how can I not worry about the Thing so powerful it can allow anyone to travel the Multiverse? How could I not worry about a being so strong that it can contain beings so powerful that they are considered on the level of the author of their universe? It's human nature to fear the unknown and in that aspect I very human extremely human. "I will never share your view on this but there is nothing to be done for that."

A small sympathetic smile tugged at the man's lips as he said "I wonder how long you'll keep that opinion?"

He shook his head to clear his thoughts and then continued, "So about binding, you'll have this stamp it works very simply. All you gotta do is hold the stamp to the targets flesh for 3 seconds and then bang! 72 hours later it will form a tattoo with your sigil in the center, it is imperceptible to people outside your retinue. Once the tattoo fully forms, they are captured, and your credits get transferred. Also, a word of warning if you capture someone you find attractive, they will adore you. Adore you so much that they will act ridiculously horny and throw themselves at you. This of course can be turned down if you want using the company issued phone."

"You're making such a big deal out of this, I think I can handle a few girls with a high libido."

"Never said you couldn't" he says smiling shaking his head, "But once you spend enough time, you'll have 20, or 40 captures most of which you probably won't care about. And so, when that happens just know that you can turn down or even turn off the effects of being bound. But I digress, whatever that means," He flipped the laptop he had been typing on for the past few hours around to face me, what I saw was an endless list of fictional characters. "This my friend is the Waifu Catalog, being the gracious patron I am I will grant you one free T5 companion to start with in your world. Choose wisely!"

The options were limitless every single fictional character I have ever heard of was in here with there being an infinite amount that I didn't know. Luckily there was a search feature which I used to narrow down the selection to female characters in the T5 range. You may ask why do they have to be a girl? Well, I'll ask you in response why wouldn't they be a girl? I don't have anything against other guys but if I could spend more time with one of the two genders the choice is obvious. I'd also want them to be a high school student in age as I was going to Kuoh academy and having a friend close by would always be helpful. Looking through the list now with the specifications no girls were standing out to me that was until I saw Fern. She checked all the boxes. Girl? Check. Hot? Check? T5? Check. High schooler? Check as long as pick a version of her from earlier into the story.

"You've made your choice?" My patron asked.

"Yeah, I'm sticking with this pick, why you disagree?"

"Nah just making sure because you and me done are for now then, the rest of your build you do on your own. While you get sent to High School DxD the Company will scan your mind to see what build you desire most and grant it to you. So, me and you are done for now... buuuuuuut,"

"What?"

"I'll contact you like a day or two after you start your new life!"

"You're telling me I'll have to deal with you for longer? But really thanks for the help, I'll try to pay you back by getting some credits for you."

"Don't stress about that take your time we're not in any rush! The Company is transferring your souls now, I hope you like your new name!" He said with a laugh my vision and hearing starting to fade as a feeling of being flying at Incredibly fast speeds hit me. Memories overflow my brain as everything I've ever experienced, I experience again. No these aren't my memories? Faces I don't recognize names I don't know, I hear everything, see everything feel everything! Until finally silence.

 

[Sympathetic 12]

For those that are curious you definitely don't need to read this for this story but it's here for people who want to know.

Starting World: High School DxD
Starting budget 165

Patron
First Contractor free [165]

Intensity [4]
Only One 0
Disabled 3
Delayed 0
50%/50% -1
Potential Connection 0
Standard 0
Hustle 1
Standard 0
Me and My Girlfriend(s) (PvE) 0
'Extra' with 1 additional cost -1 [164]

Heritage
Ignition -60 [104]

Bindings
Company Stamp free [104]

Lures
Sticky Fingers -5 [99]
Faerie Feast -10 [89]

Talents
Template Stacking I[You have Elminster Aumar (Dungeons & Dragons)] -20 [69]
Template Stacking II[You [Elminster Aumar (Dungeons & Dragons)]] -20 [49]
Martial -10 [39]
Body Tune-Up free [39]
Athletic free [39]
Communication free [39]
Soul free [39]

Defenses
Stress x2 -10 [29]
Body x2 free [29]
Defenses discounted for retinue members +2 [31]

Misc Perks
Universal Calibration -10 [21]
Sexual Calibration -2 [19]

Companions bought -0 [19]
Fern(T5)[buy] from Frieren: Beyond Journey's End

 

[Sympathetic 12]

When I opened my eyes, I was greeted with an unfamiliar celling above me and Fern's long purple hair to my left. Two arms are wrapped around me on my bare chest and morning light is pouring into the room from a window as I hear an alarm clock going off and along with it a splintering headache. Which went away as I slammed my fist on the alarm clock silencing it. I never thought about what It would be like taking over a new body or well I didn't think about one part of the process. Their memories.

I know everything about the person I took over now, from whether he liked cats or dogs more (its cats) to when he learned how to ride a bike. Most importantly from his memories I learned his name Rei Tenno. It makes me cringe just thinking about it. Instead of having my perfectly fine name that I've had for my entire life I'm stuck with this. The name isn't bad really just having a name that could be a shounen character rubs me all sorts of wrong ways.

"Ah, Sir Rei, you're awake..." I heard a gentle female voice say as I looked to purple haired girl to my left. She had pushed herself up from laying down now sitting on the bed looking down at my laying form. She was wearing nothing but a purple bra and panties which matched well with her hair. It was uncanny as if she had been plucked out of the show itself and placed into this room (which she was). I don't know how a drawn character could be translated into reality and still look the same, but somehow, she did. And she was beautiful, insanely beautiful in fact if there were any changes made to her from the series, I would say the catalog made her more beautiful. Large breasts and long purple hair thick thighs along with a gentle smile. The picture of femininity and beauty. Covering a decent portion of her pelvic region lay a flowery tattoo. In the center of which almost imperceptibly small laid a skull with a dagger through it. My sigil.

"Are you real?"

With a barely audible giggle she responded, "Of course I am you choose me to assist you after all."

"And you're fine with that? You don't care that you were ripped from your world to serve me?"

Hearing that Fern gained a look of concern, "Well I do miss my master, but there is no where I'd rather be then by your side." My patron wasn't lying when he said they would be obsessed with me but still need to make sure.

"I'll try to reunite you two one day I promise... Can I touch you?" I say as I sit up on the bed facing the mage.

"Of course, Sir Rei you need not ask." She said her face turning into a bright smile. I gingerly reach out a hand and run it through her silky-smooth hair and then caress her head. A small blush is on her face as her body leans into my touch. Well, her mind is definitely changed from the binding as the original Fern would hit me for doing such a thing. But let's see how far I can push this!

Tapping into the magic I purchased while transferring to this world, I cast the spell prestidigitation with a flick of my wrist causing Fern's bra to unclip. My favorite DnD spell always was prestidigitation so how could I refuse casting it after copying the divination wizard's toolkit with [Template Stacking]?

"Master Rei what are you-," using this opportunity of Fern's surprise my hand quickly pushes underneath her bra and they will soft delicate flesh. She let out a shuddered gasp as I groped and caressed, her chest. Her mouth was open wide as she let out gasps and moans for the two minutes I teased her. This was not natural no one would get this much pleasure from what I was doing normally. This was the work of [Sticky Fingers] a lure I bought from the catalog. It works simply It makes my touch more pleasurable to an extreme amount, an amount I control.

I could make her cum right now it wouldn't be difficult... but I much rather have her beg for more later. So, with one last gentle squeeze of her chest, I slowly remove my hands. Until I was interrupted by her grabbing my wrist holding my hand tight to her chest. "Sir Rei, it's rude to tease a lady," Fern breathed her voice barely above a whisper.

With a smirk I reply, "Maybe you can convince me to keep going if you return the favor."

She gets a sly smirk of her own and say, "I think, I can be very convincing..." She shrugged off her bra finally letting me see the intoxicating sight of her breasts as she slinked down off the bed onto the floor in between my legs. Both of her hands reached for my waist as she gripped the boxers I am wearing and pulled them down with one swift motion. My hard dick sprang out of my underwear and hovered in front of her face. It's an above average size but not comically big a good 7 inches, and Fern liked what she saw. There is a wide smile on her face her eyes wide as she stared at the head. Egging her along I place my hand on the back of her head [Sticky fingers] at 20% power.

She got the message. Her lips eagerly wrapped around the head of my dick as she started to bob her head. Her mouth feels exactly as you would expect it to feel warm and wet. She was inexperienced and only took it less than half way into her mouth, but it was amazing. The way her eyes stare up at me while she bobs her head, messaging my dick with her tongue. It all created the best feeling head I've ever gotten and this was her first time.

My hands aren't idle either they were place on her head massaging her scalp. Light moans come from her mouth as I do so causing her mouth to vibrate every now and then in an irrespirable way. It's taking everything I have to not hold her mouth down on my cock and start face fucking her as she was getting me closer and closer. The growing fiery feeling orgasm coalescing. And then nothing?

I open my eyes (when did I close them?) and look down at Fern she has satisfied smile she was proud. In her hand was my dick which she was slowly stroking keeping me on the edge. "Well Sir Rei, was I convincing enough?" Her tone of voice told me she didn't want an answer she knew she was as she took my dick back into her mouth.

"You are very convincing... but you're not going to get off without a punishment for teasing me." My hands that are on the back on her head push her mouth deeper onto my dick as I start to thrust my hips up. [Sticky fingers] is on full blast causing her to moan and gag on my dick when every now and then it would go to deep. My dick is pounding her mouth fast the incredible feeling of her mouth only getting better with the speed. And she loves it too one of her hands in between her legs her panties push to the side as she fingers fucks herself.

It wasn't long until that fiery feeling came back to me but this time there was no interruption. Fern's fingers increase in pace as well her own orgasm reaches her with a moan. My hips come to a stop as I start Cumming and hold her mouth in place. It has to been the biggest load I've ever shot. Spurt after spurt of cum fill her mouth until I'm done and release her head.

I don't even have to ask her as she opens her mouth and looks up at me, showing me, her mouth filled with me cum that she swallows with one gulp. A grimace is on her face, "Salty... but it's not the worse," she says out of breath and I lazily pat her head.

"Thank you Fern, I hope you enjoyed yourself too... I'll reward you tonight, but for now we need to get to work," I say eyeing up her sweaty nude (except for panties) form, her breast moving with every breath. I need to fuck those someday.

Speaking of binding... ah there it is in on the night stand lay the stamp. It was a small thing that could fit into my hand. It's odd to that this simple stamp could bind someone to their very soul to serve me and love every second of it. It didn't look out of the ordinary at all which I guess is a pro I wouldn't want something to be so obviously magical it would make it harder to trick people into willingly stamping themselves.

Right next to the stamp I found my phone opening It I saw the time 10:00 AM in the month of May on a Sunday. More memories flood my brain this time of school more specifically of the school we are in Kuoh academy. It has been what three weeks into the school year? So, it will be... shit I don't know when DxD's plot will start but it will be soon the anime was always vague with time. All that means is that I have to get to work fast it will be nice to get setup a bit before DxD fuckery starts. On bright side based off my Fern and I both go to Kuoh so we already have an in to the supernatural world.

I look back to where Fern is still on her knees on the floor with a hazy look in her eyes. "Hey Fern," I say to her causing her unfocused gaze to end and turn towards me with a blush. "We're going to have a busy day today so you should get ready to go out..." I didn't intend for that to be awkward, but I guess if your first interaction with someone is shooting a load down their throat does that.

Not that she cares that stupid blushing smile turning back to her normal composed face with a "Yes, sir Rey," as she started to get changed. Guess I'll go shower I did get a bit sweaty from that fun.

The moment I entered the bathroom and walk by the mirror I was stopped again, "Damn!" I exclaimed as I saw my reflection in the mirror. Short blond hair with green eyes tall being around 6ft with a lean but muscular build. Not shredded like I was on roids but decently muscular with faint abs. For lack of better words, I look good enough to make weaker men gay (not literally). Can't ogle myself in mirror all day, time to shower.

*****​

Two hours later we reached our destination where was that? That's a good question, currently we are in Bumfuck nowhere in the Mojave Desert. "How are you here?" you may ask, "Weren't you just in Japan?" Well, a funny little spell called teleport can do that truth be told I was actually aiming for New Mexico but this is good enough. It's all the same after all the only reason I can even tell we're not in New Mexico is from road signs but once again tomayto tomahto. All we need is just wide open nothing and this is good enough.

Teleporting was a unique feeling it's like falling asleep and waking up somewhere else instantly your surroundings change faster than you can blink. Fern reacted better than I expected just taking out her staff and hesitantly looking around. I had bought her [Grail knowledge] and [Binge watch] so she should know everything about this modern world and DxD but I guess she is just naturally cautious. She should love what I brought us out here for though.

*****
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Rocks from the ground mold and clump together as 4 imp like creature's rocks claw their way out from the ground. Fern looks at them with an analyzing gaze as rocky wings sprout from the stone creatures' backs. Immediately the four take flight to the air flying towards her. She simply takes flight herself flying backwards as she aimed at the four elementals chasing her.

With a mutter of the words "Zoltraak" four beams of white light engulf the four before they can react leaving behind craters in their wake. Taking a look at her handy work with a satisfied nod Fern flies over to the boulder I am sitting in the shade of watching her fight. Landing down she sat down next to me with a smile on her face. I can't say I'm matching her attitude with a frown on my own. We had been testing my magic for a while and it's not disappointing as much as it shows how strong Fern is. In almost every physically damaging way she out does me. Her kit is simple just blasts of magic flight and shields but damn is she good with it.

We had decided to have a game of tag with our varying forms of flight. I thought it would be fun and fair because we actually have similar flight speed but the moment Fern took off after me, she was flying circles around me. Experience really does trump all. At least she had fun though she can be surprisingly competitive. I look over at Fern and my frown turns to a smile I can't be too disappointed really. For the most part everything went great. Every spell I had tested had worked except with some exceptions such as Meteor swarm, Time stop, and Wish but I didn't expect them to work in the first place. The spells I really wanted to work did so that's all that matters.

Truthfully though I had not gotten nearly as much as I expected to get done. We have been out here for around 5 hours I would say based off my mental clock and have only gotten through 16 spells. The reason for taking so long with this testing was the topic of spells slots what I was using to cast these spells. Normally a 20th​ wizard in dnd would have one 9th​ level spell slot which is considered the pinnacle of magic for the world. I had two! Not only that but instead of one 8th​ level spell slot I had two of those. And that's how it went every spell slot I had was double from the normal wizard's 20th​ level counterpart. Elminister really was something else but what can you expect from a 26th​ or 28th​ level wizard depending on whatever edition you check who also fucked the god of magic.

It took me a while to realize the amount of magic I had at my fingertips as I can't really tell just how many more spell, I can cast its more of a vague sense really. It took me getting a little out of hand flinging fire balls to realize my limit. My other great discovery has been my spell list or well calling it a list is an understatement. Being a chosen of Mystra has it's perks one of it is a near boundless spell list every wizard spell that existed I knew from first level to 9th​. Now I couldn't use every one of those 100s of spells every day I was limited to picking 34 each day to be able to cast but that's barely a limitation if anything I will have more trouble thinking of 34 spells to pick.

Fern leans her head down on my shoulder causing me to look down at her. She really is cute that awkwardness I had with her had faded it was hard to stay awkward after testing out magic with her for hours. Oh, and there was-

*****
2 hours ago​

Plap! Plap! Plap! Resounded throughout the quiet desert as I fucked Fern's perfect pussy in this desert. The needy girl was begging me for a reward after beating me in tag for the tenth time in a row. How could I resist when every time she caught me, she would tease me running her hand along my crotch?

Fuck her ass is perfect too just like her tits every time I thrust into her and see it jiggle just makes me want to thrust harder. Doggy style really is the only way to fuck a bitch like her. "You really are a needy bitch aren't you Fern can't go two seconds without my dick in you!" I say with a slap to her ass which Fern must love as she lets out a load moan and I feel her pussy tighten on my dick as she cums for the second time.

"YES! J-Just please don't stop!" she moaned out. She didn't need to tell me though after all I wasn't going to be stopping or pulling out for that matter.

*****
Present​

Yeah, the awkwardness really left after I pumped her pussy full of cum. Creampies without the risk of pregnancy are the best but I guess I can thank the catalog for that. Fern is... nice. She's cute, she's beautiful, she's hot, and she's quiet. The type of person I could get along with even if I wasn't fucking her every night. But I would be lying if I said that didn't get me to like her more. That normally stoic girl being a slut for me is a big turn on, there is no shot I'm turning down the binding settings to be less horny. No shot.

 

[ENDDRAGON]

Hope the MC also gets Frieren.

 

[Lucho9]

Not bad for a first time. Lol, laughed out loud at the first plap plap, should have expected it.

 

[Sympathetic 12]

Not bad for a first time. Lol, laughed out loud at the first plap plap, should have expected it.

Click to shrink...

smut is hard like I have some people saying be realistic others saying don't be and idk I'm just experimenting but I will admit it is pretty funny

 

[Lucho9]

smut is hard like I have some people saying be realistic others saying don't be and idk I'm just experimenting but I will admit it is pretty funny

Click to shrink...

Do what you feel is natural. I am just along the ride. Thumbs up. Want to see what your MC does next.

 

[Merlin]

smut is hard like I have some people saying be realistic others saying don't be and idk I'm just experimenting but I will admit it is pretty funny

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Well, most people here don't write porn, they write fantasy porn and it ok.