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In this thread i just practice writing.
Do not enjoy.
#1
In the first chapter I want to blow up the planet
Why, because i am tired of reading these shitty naruto self insert fanfics (the reason is because i have bad taste)
Ok, i am the self insert. Hello, leaf village. I heard there are many conspiracy theories around Sarutobi and how he treated Naruto as a child. But people forget that the original Naruto was supposed to actually be a demon fox kitsune. Like, before the first chapter of the manga, whne Naruto was still an idea. And he was the strongest Hokage, in his time.
Hashirama has the strongest cells. Supposedly. But you need to actually use Sage Mode to activate it.
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Idea #2
Random dribbles from my mind.
No AI writing. I find it extremely annoying. Expect tons of grammar mistakes.
Challenge: Blow up the planet
My name is ramembo. I was born on the distant continent or village.. i don't know. But this guy names Haido came along. I didnt recognize him at first, but he had weapons, he had an army, he had this crazy cloning machine, and this land battleship.
I immediately wanted to steal it but realized it would break if i took it from his dumb ass so i made a deal. I posed as a reincarnation from an ancient empire who would help him research the Stone of Gelel - in return. He would help me crush my ancient enemy with nuclear weapons - lots of them. I was very liberal with my description: the enemy has chakra, their descendants must have degraded by now, but so have I, and therefore as long as we crush them first before they can successfully evolve, we can win.
I asked him if he had any insights into encrypting one's own mind, was open to the idea of messing with it, since we already established that as a reincarnation, the typical rules that baby brains don't remember information and constantly prune things don't apply. Unfortunately his attempts weren't that great… and we worked on different timescales.
I was a poor researcher. Privately he bitched and moaned that I was probably just a low level grunt.
I recommended caution in attacking the ninja sphere and suggested we build up a significant number of icbms. The idea was area denial via poison and radiation, then we come in with our special mechanized troops and disposable clone army and take control of the perimeter.. we could pose as a mysterious cleanup crew .
By the time we had a few nukes (not tipped ICBMs unfortunately), it had been a few years past our original departure date. Haido was ready to go. I told him to wait until we could put a spy satellite into orbit so that we could observe the entire ninja continent from space.
Of course. He knew in theory the idea could work, after all telescopes were not unknown, nor was the idea of remote transmission of information unknown either. But he doubted I could do it. (He was right!)
So off we go, and we put the ship on autopilot, when suddenly, bam! Moon turns infinite tsukuyomi. Honestly I had no idea how close we were to dying until after we woke up. Well, i say we, really i should all of us. Because, someone died.
Haido didn't bite the dust. I did! Now we have to wonder what Haido will do - all i can do is observe the world, i don't want to move on until I see what happens next. Therefore, let it begin:
Ninja movie: The legendary Stone of Gelel! Crisis at the end of the world!
In this scenario, the following changes are made:
Stone of Gelel is pushed to after the Fourth Shinobi War. Infinite Tsukuyomi is a global event after everyone on the planet is hypnotized. You could argue that the moon is tidal locked to the Naruto side, but that just makes it worse, it would have major consequences if the world followed physics of a sort. It doesn't, but you could pretend it does.
Self insert is a plot device, i wanted to see if the world could be ended. Ancient tech is a good trope, but the si didn't agree with infinite tsukuyomi and it wasn't realistic for SI to jumpstart more than a few nukes with his limited knowledge. It's not like SI goes straight to Haido, but more like Haido absorbs his faction (nobody really cares).
Therefore, Haido is upgraded with: Light intel on ninja, chakra, tactics and strategy. Considering he got pretty far when going in blind this is a massive W. He also gets to go up against Shinobi alliance, gets curbstomped, resort to tactical nuclear weapons, dirty bombs and clone spam, which can make them back off a bit, in the sense that nobody wants to deal with a foreign Hanzo. Naruto probably just charges in guns a'blazin and beats him, crisis solved, boom.
Dude is probably immune to radiation poisoning, at least it won't matter in this timeframe, has access to healing hax. Yep, invasion is dead in the water.
youtu.be
Not exactly the best movie lol
Idea #3
Kiba becomes the Hokage and everything goes horribly wrong
There is a dog barking on every street, every day and night.
Ok, that wouldn't end the world.
Idea #4
Mad scientist creates strange matter bomb. … too high spec, too sci-fi. Maybe boruto can have it. Next
Idea #5
Someone from the tree of might movie in DBZ lands on naruto world while the original sacred tree exists. He fights the God of Otsutsuki before he left the dimension
Although that could blow up the planet, nobody actually knows how strong that guy would have been since he left. Also it raises question about the fusion. Could be a fun one shot since you'd have a 1v1 with 2 OCs (or as good as OC)
Idea #6
Someone invents body armor that is really good, like the difference between titanium and paper. This can sorta be used in war if you create… idk. Lets say they make a mega drill and want to drill down to the core of the earth.
Hmm, that one sounds like capitalism has gone too far. Funny.
Idea #7
The earth is hollow and a race of ancient dinosaurs has had enough. It's time to fight them.
Or mole people.
Or godzilla. Or gamera.meh
Idea #8
Suspiciously cheap food. It tastes like steak, is not steak. Soylent green.
Idea #9
What if someone realized that the world was metanarrativium based, gave themselves some feats, and waited for the protagonist to show up and automatically buff themselves.
Meh
Idea #10
Disaster after disaster.
The oxygen disaster - o2 goes up in the ninja world. Fire jutsu gets boosted, but it's also easier to burn yourself.
this one actually sounds interesting as a home field advantage. Spinoff into a sort of card game?
Idea #11
Ninja card game.
In the future, ninja duels are fought with field cards, summon cards, and jutsu cards.
Ngl didnt think this one further. Maybe a spinoff background idea.
Idea #12
Self insert into meme world
I just want to see memes (also chiense memes)
Example: pain's Shinra tensei speech in China becomes a meme about bags of rice
Its amazing how many bad ideas i have.
Idea #13
Driving a car on the naruto road while drunk, end up hitting a deer shaped bump on the road. Wait no thats just more memes. Ok, but the car is actually an interdeimensional space truck. And the bump is shikanoko-tan. She gets hit into the naruto verse.
Thjs is just more memes. Fudge.
Ok im out of gas for now
Do not enjoy.
#1
In the first chapter I want to blow up the planet
Why, because i am tired of reading these shitty naruto self insert fanfics (the reason is because i have bad taste)
Ok, i am the self insert. Hello, leaf village. I heard there are many conspiracy theories around Sarutobi and how he treated Naruto as a child. But people forget that the original Naruto was supposed to actually be a demon fox kitsune. Like, before the first chapter of the manga, whne Naruto was still an idea. And he was the strongest Hokage, in his time.
Hashirama has the strongest cells. Supposedly. But you need to actually use Sage Mode to activate it.
——
Idea #2
Random dribbles from my mind.
No AI writing. I find it extremely annoying. Expect tons of grammar mistakes.
Challenge: Blow up the planet
My name is ramembo. I was born on the distant continent or village.. i don't know. But this guy names Haido came along. I didnt recognize him at first, but he had weapons, he had an army, he had this crazy cloning machine, and this land battleship.
I immediately wanted to steal it but realized it would break if i took it from his dumb ass so i made a deal. I posed as a reincarnation from an ancient empire who would help him research the Stone of Gelel - in return. He would help me crush my ancient enemy with nuclear weapons - lots of them. I was very liberal with my description: the enemy has chakra, their descendants must have degraded by now, but so have I, and therefore as long as we crush them first before they can successfully evolve, we can win.
I asked him if he had any insights into encrypting one's own mind, was open to the idea of messing with it, since we already established that as a reincarnation, the typical rules that baby brains don't remember information and constantly prune things don't apply. Unfortunately his attempts weren't that great… and we worked on different timescales.
I was a poor researcher. Privately he bitched and moaned that I was probably just a low level grunt.
I recommended caution in attacking the ninja sphere and suggested we build up a significant number of icbms. The idea was area denial via poison and radiation, then we come in with our special mechanized troops and disposable clone army and take control of the perimeter.. we could pose as a mysterious cleanup crew .
By the time we had a few nukes (not tipped ICBMs unfortunately), it had been a few years past our original departure date. Haido was ready to go. I told him to wait until we could put a spy satellite into orbit so that we could observe the entire ninja continent from space.
Of course. He knew in theory the idea could work, after all telescopes were not unknown, nor was the idea of remote transmission of information unknown either. But he doubted I could do it. (He was right!)
So off we go, and we put the ship on autopilot, when suddenly, bam! Moon turns infinite tsukuyomi. Honestly I had no idea how close we were to dying until after we woke up. Well, i say we, really i should all of us. Because, someone died.
Haido didn't bite the dust. I did! Now we have to wonder what Haido will do - all i can do is observe the world, i don't want to move on until I see what happens next. Therefore, let it begin:
Ninja movie: The legendary Stone of Gelel! Crisis at the end of the world!
In this scenario, the following changes are made:
Stone of Gelel is pushed to after the Fourth Shinobi War. Infinite Tsukuyomi is a global event after everyone on the planet is hypnotized. You could argue that the moon is tidal locked to the Naruto side, but that just makes it worse, it would have major consequences if the world followed physics of a sort. It doesn't, but you could pretend it does.
Self insert is a plot device, i wanted to see if the world could be ended. Ancient tech is a good trope, but the si didn't agree with infinite tsukuyomi and it wasn't realistic for SI to jumpstart more than a few nukes with his limited knowledge. It's not like SI goes straight to Haido, but more like Haido absorbs his faction (nobody really cares).
Therefore, Haido is upgraded with: Light intel on ninja, chakra, tactics and strategy. Considering he got pretty far when going in blind this is a massive W. He also gets to go up against Shinobi alliance, gets curbstomped, resort to tactical nuclear weapons, dirty bombs and clone spam, which can make them back off a bit, in the sense that nobody wants to deal with a foreign Hanzo. Naruto probably just charges in guns a'blazin and beats him, crisis solved, boom.
Dude is probably immune to radiation poisoning, at least it won't matter in this timeframe, has access to healing hax. Yep, invasion is dead in the water.
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youtu.be
Not exactly the best movie lol
Idea #3
Kiba becomes the Hokage and everything goes horribly wrong
There is a dog barking on every street, every day and night.
Ok, that wouldn't end the world.
Idea #4
Mad scientist creates strange matter bomb. … too high spec, too sci-fi. Maybe boruto can have it. Next
Idea #5
Someone from the tree of might movie in DBZ lands on naruto world while the original sacred tree exists. He fights the God of Otsutsuki before he left the dimension
Although that could blow up the planet, nobody actually knows how strong that guy would have been since he left. Also it raises question about the fusion. Could be a fun one shot since you'd have a 1v1 with 2 OCs (or as good as OC)
Idea #6
Someone invents body armor that is really good, like the difference between titanium and paper. This can sorta be used in war if you create… idk. Lets say they make a mega drill and want to drill down to the core of the earth.
Hmm, that one sounds like capitalism has gone too far. Funny.
Idea #7
The earth is hollow and a race of ancient dinosaurs has had enough. It's time to fight them.
Or mole people.
Or godzilla. Or gamera.meh
Idea #8
Suspiciously cheap food. It tastes like steak, is not steak. Soylent green.
Idea #9
What if someone realized that the world was metanarrativium based, gave themselves some feats, and waited for the protagonist to show up and automatically buff themselves.
Meh
Idea #10
Disaster after disaster.
The oxygen disaster - o2 goes up in the ninja world. Fire jutsu gets boosted, but it's also easier to burn yourself.
this one actually sounds interesting as a home field advantage. Spinoff into a sort of card game?
Idea #11
Ninja card game.
In the future, ninja duels are fought with field cards, summon cards, and jutsu cards.
Ngl didnt think this one further. Maybe a spinoff background idea.
Idea #12
Self insert into meme world
I just want to see memes (also chiense memes)
Example: pain's Shinra tensei speech in China becomes a meme about bags of rice
Its amazing how many bad ideas i have.
Idea #13
Driving a car on the naruto road while drunk, end up hitting a deer shaped bump on the road. Wait no thats just more memes. Ok, but the car is actually an interdeimensional space truck. And the bump is shikanoko-tan. She gets hit into the naruto verse.
Thjs is just more memes. Fudge.
Ok im out of gas for now