I'm not generic damnit

[imposter36]

You are for all intents and purposes a very boring person. you work as a desk jockey, hate your job, and are pretty much ignored by everyone. Nothing about your background and physical appearance are noteworthy, no goals to speak of. You are single, middle class, living in an apartment alone. You are simply boring. You take a moment and imagine - as you often do - what it would be like if your world was in reality a work of fiction and some epic conflict was transpiring and realize you do not fit the role of a main character here. Your not even a side character. Your a goddamn extra!! A faceless scrub milling around. While all the interesting shit happens to others. For whatever reason this lights a burning rage in you. So you decide that from here on out you shall leave your boring existance and live a life of incredible intrigue. now to start off your new life you'll need to change your name. Now what will it be?

 

[Lemonbarb]

[X] John D "JoJo" Joe Smith
-[X] Start with trying to become FABULOUS! So you can severe the logic that binds SCIENCE!

Mainly pull out this pose to start with;

 

[skaro]

Johnny Bravo.

"Hey Lady Do the monkey with me?

 

[Selias]

Mario.

 

[Emral282]

[X] Misogi Kumagawa

 

[megrisvernin]

[X] John D "JoJo" Joe Smith
-[X] Start with trying to become FABULOUS! So you can severe the logic that binds SCIENCE!

 

[Heaven Canceler]

[X] John D "JoJo" Joe Smith
-[X] Start with trying to become FABULOUS! So you can severe the logic that binds SCIENCE!

 

[imposter36]

You consider many names to don on your new quest but since your not sure if one could be sued for copyright infringement for changing their name to that of a fictional character you decide against them. Which kinda sucks cuz you would totally be Johnny Bravo if you thought you could get away with it. Sitting there in your bed you ponder your name with incredible vigor and after hours of pondering, you give up. Christ it is much harder than you anticipated to come up with a good name that doesn't sound to goddamn ridiculous. maybe Sgt. Maxwell Fightmaster... no no that sounds like a G.I Joe action figure. You figure you'll come up with something later. So without further ado you warm up some pizza, watch "American Psycho" on Netflix, and pass out about when naked Christian Bale is chasing a woman with a chainsaw. As you're unconscious you dream of another world. The people are cheering in the streets, applauding, neigh, worshipping the man responsible for saving humanity from a great evil, whose genius allowed him to traverse dimensions to gather allies and technology to save the world as they know it. It's so clear!! they are cheering for You! my lord you are clad in the most beautiful garb you have ever seen. they know it too entranced by your heroism and innate fabulousness. they keep calling your name and the name their calling is... You awaken with a start that's it!! you leap to your feet scattering your plate and scraps of unfinished pizza on the floor. striking the most dramatic pose you can think of on the spot. (first image here) You proclaim to the heavens,
[Q] "My name from today on is John D Joe Smith!! and science will be the weapon I use to save the world!!"
Yes this was the name people everywhere will ch- wait... shit actually maybe they were chanting "Jojo" instead. Actually that may have been caused by you're recent Jojo's Bizzare Adventure bender. whatever Jojo can be your nickname. Now that your new moniker's been decided the first order of buisness is-
A Loud banging comes from next door followed soon by a voice shouting "Shut the fuck up it's three in the motherfucking morning you fucking faggot!"
- dealing with your asshole neighbor.
so how should you go about this?

 

[ReinZero]

[X] Call your (other) neighbor, somehow always on hand, of dubious sanity, of a childhood friend from the shrine about three blocks away. She'll probably be enthusiastic about it. You really can't be bothered with bothering to keep her antics... supposedly in your name, under control today. Neigh, from now on... towards people who do this kind of shit to you! Feh, she'll find a way to dispose of the body... after all, you're pretty sure she's been responsible for a few bullies back during your school years. Surprisingly, she seems to have not... aged much? She claims its makeup. Or rather, you insist that it has to be makeup, at least, back then. Why not try embracing the implausibility of it all for once?

(I want my {yandere} miko damnit~)

JOIN ME MASTER BASHER, for we will unleash the madness, AGAIN, on a mundane person. By turning his life into AWESOME UNLEASHED!

 

[kinglugia]

[X] Call your (other) neighbor, somehow always on hand, of dubious sanity, of a childhood friend from the shrine about three blocks away. She'll probably be enthusiastic about it. You really can't be bothered with bothering to keep her antics... supposedly in your name, under control today. Neigh, from now on... towards people who do this kind of shit to you! Feh, she'll find a way to dispose of the body... after all, you're pretty sure she's been responsible for a few bullies back during your school years. Surprisingly, she seems to have not... aged much? She claims its makeup. Or rather, you insist that it has to be makeup, at least, back then. Why not try embracing the implausibility of it all for once?

 

[Heaven Canceler]

[X] Call your (other) neighbor, somehow always on hand, of dubious sanity, of a childhood friend from the shrine about three blocks away. She'll probably be enthusiastic about it. You really can't be bothered with bothering to keep her antics... supposedly in your name, under control today. Neigh, from now on... towards people who do this kind of shit to you! Feh, she'll find a way to dispose of the body... after all, you're pretty sure she's been responsible for a few bullies back during your school years. Surprisingly, she seems to have not... aged much? She claims its makeup. Or rather, you insist that it has to be makeup, at least, back then. Why not try embracing the implausibility of it all for once?

 

[imposter36]

Feel like i should address this now before anything. Mr. Jojo Smith here is cited to be up until this point having a totally uninteresting life. that means no incredibly interesting people are involved with it (or at least none you know or have interacted with regularly) and sorry that includes yandere miko childhood friends (again sorry reign). doesn't mean it can't happen, we just need a different context. Don't mean to be a dick guys just trying to keep myself consistant
p.s the other neighbor of dubious sanity will probably still work, seeing as a normal person would probably ignore him.

 

[Heaven Canceler]

Feel like i should address this now before anything. Mr. Jojo Smith here is cited to be up until this point having a totally uninteresting life. that means no incredibly interesting people are involved with it (or at least none you know or have interacted with regularly) and sorry that includes yandere miko childhood friends (again sorry reign). doesn't mean it can't happen, we just need a different context. Don't mean to be a dick guys just trying to keep myself consistant
p.s the other neighbor of dubious sanity will probably still work, seeing as a normal person would probably ignore him.

Click to shrink...

Well, then just get us that neighbour of dubios sanity I say and make from it whatever you think would be most amusing.

 

[Lemonbarb]

Feel like i should address this now before anything. Mr. Jojo Smith here is cited to be up until this point having a totally uninteresting life. that means no incredibly interesting people are involved with it (or at least none you know or have interacted with regularly) and sorry that includes yandere miko childhood friends (again sorry reign). doesn't mean it can't happen, we just need a different context. Don't mean to be a dick guys just trying to keep myself consistant
p.s the other neighbor of dubious sanity will probably still work, seeing as a normal person would probably ignore him.

Click to shrink...

Then in this case; another write in (which will lead towards Fluffy Miko Tail!)

[X] Call your (other) neighbor, the one who is not yelling due to not understanding your FABULOUS revelation. Something-something Bandwagon, his name was? You forgot his first name, but his last name was DEFINITELY Bandwagon.
-[X] who somehow is always on hand (online that is), of dubious sanity, which is probably helped with how he always has a cup of coffee on hand.What? If you have had a DREAM of going to Bizarre Adventures via SCIENCE! Then who better to kickstart your childhood dream of being a Boy Adventurer than that guy who wastes his time playing games, modding said games, and occasionally pranking forums with what he calls 'Hacking'. He'd be the BEST guy to collaborate with building your 'Awesome Machine that will BREAK the Time/Space Barrier!'
[X] Note to self: Remember that FABULOUSLY White SCIENCE Garb. You WILL wear that Garb, for you WILL be the most FABULOUS Mad Scientist when you're done!
-[X] Another note to self; ignore the currently annoying asshole neighbour called 'Ronnie James'. He may have had a similar/same name to that guy from a Rock Band called 'Dio', but he's kinda an ass... Especially, yeah. Even more so when he pisses you off even at work.

Because if we're gonna DJ JoJo our way to Adventure; we HAVE to bring along an awkward Speedwagon to panic throughout our whole plot to be FABULOUS!

EDIT: Another edit, to drag another Civilian Asshole to become our 'Dio' (even though he's not nearly so much a bastard, but an asshole who'll later on will want us dead like a Kira whose normal life got fucked by a JoJo.)

 

[Heaven Canceler]

[X] Call your (other) neighbor, the one who is not yelling due to not understanding your FABULOUS revelation. Something-something Bandwagon, his name was? You forgot his first name, but his last name was DEFINITELY Bandwagon.
-[X] who somehow is always on hand (online that is), of dubious sanity, which is probably helped with how he always has a cup of coffee on hand.What? If you have had a DREAM of going to Bizarre Adventures via SCIENCE! Then who better to kickstart your childhood dream of being a Boy Adventurer than that guy who wastes his time playing games, modding said games, and occasionally pranking forums with what he calls 'Hacking'. He'd be the BEST guy to collaborate with building your 'Awesome Machine that will BREAK the Time/Space Barrier!'
[X] Note to self: Remember that FABULOUSLY White SCIENCE Garb. You WILL wear that Garb, for you WILL be the most FABULOUS Mad Scientist when you're done!
-[X] Another note to self; ignore the currently annoying asshole neighbour called 'Ronnie James'. He may have had a similar/same name to that guy from a Rock Band called 'Dio', but he's kinda an ass... Especially, yeah. Even more so when he pisses you off even at work.

 

[imposter36]

ok i guess i'll update this thing tomorrow