It’s a beautiful day in this world of cultivation and you are a horrible goose

[Buffalo Heart]

The Heavenly Staff sect is a Taoist sect, one of the many orthodox sects that dot the Sun Ape Kingdom, protectorate of the Xu dynasty of the Blue Carp Empire.

It was a sunny, pleasant day. The sect elders were drinking tea and playing Mahjong like a squabbling group of grannies while the inner sect lead the outer in morning calisthenics.

It was quiet. Peaceful. Intoolerable.

With a splash you touch down in the pond. What's your first plan for the day?

[] Pond scum in the teapot
an old classic
[] Plant Mahjong tiles on the elders
Get them accusing each other of cheating
[] Float the sitting pillows in the pond
Ruin those nice pillows the elders sit upon
[] The quack of dawn
Interrupt the training session and get the outer sect laughing at the inner.

 

[SpacePaladin]

[X] The quack of dawn

 

[Hansgold]

[X] The quack of dawn

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[X] The quack of dawn

A civil war, the duck cultivator demand

 

[RookDeSuit]

[X] The quack of dawn

 

[TricMagic]

[X] The quack of dawn

 

[KouB4]

[X] Plant Mahjong tiles on the elders
Get them accusing each other of cheating

 

[Povovanon]

[X] The quack of dawn

 

[Celer]

[X] Plant Mahjong tiles on the elders
Get them accusing each other of cheating

 

[Marcomo81]

[X] Plant Mahjong tiles on the elders

They will be 'quacking' at the seams with frustration.

 

[ew36]

[X] Plant Mahjong tiles on the elders

 

[BrewerOfKvas]

[X] Plant Mahjong tiles on the elders
Get them accusing each other of cheating

 

[orith]

[x] The quack of dawn
Interrupt the training session and get the outer sect laughing at the inner.

Maybe if we focus on stuff like that, we can become a literal demon goose
(I don't know how much foosing around in the approximate shape of Cultivation can get you there, but I hope to try?)

 

[ArthurKl]

[X] The quack of dawn

 

[lurkingkraken]

[X] Plant Mahjong tiles on the elders

The elders are already a bunch of squabbling grannies, this should be good to get them nicely distracted so they won't notice us locking some poor outer sect member into a shed.

 

[Alexsanderson]

[X] Plant Mahjong tiles on the elders

 

[Archano]

[X] Plant Mahjong tiles on the elders

 

[nimona]

[X] The quack of dawn

 

[Carcer]

[X] The quack of dawn

 

[Alexus]

[X] The quack of dawn

Start as we mean to go on.

 

[NinjaOfOrthanc]

[X] The quack of dawn

 

[Lement]

[x] Plant Mahjong tiles on the elders

Only one that can result in a long-term grudge and trust issues.

 

[Tabac Iberez]

[x] Pond scum in the teapot

We must honor our ancestors and start with Old Reliable.

 

[JaqkGreen]

[X] Plant Mahjong tiles on the elders
Get them accusing each other of cheating

 

[prime vampire food]

[x] Plant Mahjong tiles on the elders

 

[RandomDragon]

[X] The quack of dawn

Next up is the bell of doom!

 

[Dedicatedfool71]

[X] The quack of dawn

 

[Radiant Knight]

[X] The quack of dawn

 

[Tikitau]

[X] The quack of dawn

Getting the Inner and Outer sects squabbling or distracted will distract the elders, and thus allow for more Goose Tricks.