Random Ideas and snippets of Stories (bad grammar)

otoshi17Good · Jun 15, 2019

(AN: tags: Warhammer 40K, Self-Insert, OP MC)
(AN: is it obvious that I don't know about W40K lore?)

The Throne hall(AN: I don't know what the name of the room where the Golden throne is) silent, only chants and sound of people walking could be heard.
The Golden Light of the Emperor started to shine more powerful until it reached an almost Yellow color, anyone that tried to see the emperor found themselves closing their eyes because of the power of the light.
Not even the security cameras found inside the hall could see what was happening inside of the light.
The world itself seems to stop and everything was the light of the throne.
Lighting had dropped from the Ceiling of the hall.
"cough" *waghhaaa* "where the hell is this place?" the sound of someone vomiting and trying to speak.
"The Emperor... The Emperor its Healed!"

(CHANGE of POV)
A strange priest with pipes around his neck had shouted.
And then supersoldiers? dressed like imperial guards had fallen on their knees and started praying?
Wait a minute that clothes.... this excessive gothic style building, me sitting in the highest point with Golden light around me.
Fuck is this the Golden Throne in W40K

"aaaah!"
Something was piercing me inside my head.
Memories.... too many memories were being inserted inside my head.
"Poor, brave Malcador the Hero. He reserved a fragment of his strength for me. It gives me little time to pass final orders to you. If you do as I ask then I shall not wholly die, my spirit at least will survive. My injuries are severe, more so than I had hoped but less than I feared. My psychic powers will return to me in time but my body will never heal. I shall never walk amongst you again. I am now bound to this machine for all time. My faithful bodyguard and attendants know what is required. You must do as they request!
"Dorn and Jaghatai, you have much work to do. Though the head of the serpent has been destroyed its coils still choke the safety of Mankind. You and your loyal brothers must fight on. Cleanse the taint of treachery from our stars. Never again must we allow the Ruinous Powers of Chaos to have such a chance. Now all of you go! You know your duties. Execute them well. The universe has many horrors yet to throw at us. This is not the end of our struggle. This is just the beginning of our crusade to save Humanity. Be faithful! Be strong! Be vigilant!"

Black.... too much black...

"What Current Millenium are we Currently?"
"..The.."
"Say it."
"The 0,150,120.M42 Your Majesty"
*Sighing* "10 Millenniums...."
"Convoque the Senatorum Imperialis to the Throne Hall, The whole sol system shall enter to highest danger level by Imperial Order anyone that tries to resist shall be killed without mercy no matter their level"
"Yes!!"
"and bring me a glass of water"

(CHANGE of POV)
The imperial fleet moved around the whole sol system, any ship going in or out was being inspected, ships being destroyed, the Astronomican began to shine even farter than the 70,000 light years standard, almost reaching 100,000 light years.

(CHANGE of POV)
The Senatorum Imperialis was brought in front of me, they were in their knees in front of me.

"Roboute Guilliman Leader of the High Lords of Terra has responded Your Majesty Call"

"Everyone apart from the High Lords shall leave the Throne Hall right now, all of this conversation shall only be know by The High Lords of Terra"
"Yes"

Everyone except the Guards has left?
"Guards when I say everyone I mean, everyone!"
"Your Majesty We are your Guards and.."
"The order is everyone, I don't doubt your loyalty but what shall be spoken will change the Imperium of Man forever and only The High Lords of Terra are allowed to know it"
And with that final problem, I am alone with the 12 Lords in their knees in front of me.
*Sigh*
"Well Gentleman we have a problem, I am Not the Emperor"

-The High Lords of Terra don't believe him.
-1 week saying he wasn't the emperor.
-The High Lords of Terra try to use 10k Psychics to check the well being of the "Emperor"
-The 10k of psych's died because of the massive Psychic power of the "Emperor"
-An inquisitor(*coff*the waifu*coff*) is assigned to be always in the Golden Throne to be always with the "Emperor" knowing of the current situation.
-MC starts to write, all of the technology in the memories of the emperor knowing that if he suddenly is soul-kidnapped again mankind will survive even if the emperor is asleep again.
-One year of writing documentation
-(chap 3 of the anime) the gods of chaos try to influence him
-massive destruction across the empire
-the MC finds his "light" and the Astronomican began to shine even brighter to the point to burn all heretics in the empire.

otoshi17Good · Jun 16, 2019

(AN: tags: Kill la Kill, Self-Insert, OP MC, waifu)
This is really comfortable, warm I want to continue to sleep a bit more.

"We.. losing .."
"Emergen... opera..."

Light... too bright for my comfortable spot... mom don't turn on the light.
Something big and a bit cold takes me.... no...

"We got him"

Too much light!!!
"waaaaa"(AN: best baby cry ever)

And apparently, I was being born.
They wash me and give to the woman in a bed
The blurry face of what appears being my mother said Japanese that I didn't understand, really where are the subtitles when you need them? and the only thing that I managed to get was "Itou Shinji"
I suppose that is my name? Itou Shinji..huh at least I think is better than my previous name.... what was it? what was my previous name?

"waaaaa"
"à̵̮̖̈́̂ś̸̟̳̝d̵̪̓̔̏d̸̛͈̍̂ ̴̧͒̕͝ḓ̷̣͇̏̐͝d̷̩͔̐ấ̵̠d̴̡̼̪́ ̵̧̏͠s̷̢̥͒̕ś̷͜g̸̨̹̈g̵̳̐g̵̛̼̬̀̎"

and I fall asleep...
.
It has been one year since the start of my depression of forgetting all my past before being born again.
After 1 year I think I managed to get past it. I started to say some simple fords in Japanese after 7 or 8 months to cheer up my new parents.
but I started to see that this isn't a normal world, there are people with weird colors and lengths of hair, there is some man that have exaggerated muscles.
After seeing all of this I started to believe that I was inside an Anime/Manga/Light Novel, I was never sure if it was true until... well it hit me in the face too easy not to know where I was.

In the TV there was a fashion show and there it was the weird monster in human skin Ragyō Kiryūin in person, well I am gonna fear for my life and what clothes I am wearing for the rest of my life.
.

I am 3 years old I can now speak almost normally with my parents, I started exercising from 2 years old so now I am the strongest kid in the neighborhood, even if I knew that Ryuuko will save the world with minimal deaths.
I don´t want to be one of them nor I want to be eaten alive by those weird clothes.
.

Do you know about coincidences? well, it appears that a God is fucking with me because this was too big of a coincidence.
I am 5 years old

What coincidence I was speaking about? A big almost abandoned residence at the top of an almost flat hill is the residence of Matoi Isshin with Ryuko, only less than 200 meters from my house.
I could publish this and destroy the world forever but I want to live so I won't do it.

I decided to speak to him.

Walking to the residence at top of the hill was tiring, I was only 5 years old, after being in front of the door I could hear a kid running around the residence.
After calming myself, I decided to ring the bell.

"Ryuko please stop I am going to check the front door" I could hear the old man sating while stopping the kid.
"No." the kid responding while laughing.
"I am going to turn on the TV please watch it while I answer the door"
"Ok" the emotion of her could even felt here.

When Isshin opened the door he thought that it was a joke since there was no one in front of him until he saw the bellow.
"Hi Professor I am Itou Shinji nice to meet you" I said while trying to be charismatic
"Hi, Shinji-kun why are you out here without your parents?"
"Professor I wanted to talk to you about the future"
"The future?" Isshin said with a confused look.
"Yes the future, Do you have a private room? we will not want for Revocs to hear about it right?" I said while trying to remain the calmest possible.

Isshin walked me to a room in the side of the corridor hall, inside there were a couch and 2 chairs, I walked in front of him and I sat down in the middle of the couch.
Isshin sat in one of the chairs.

"Professor, how should I call you? Matoi Isshin of Kiryūin.."
"Don't say it" Isshin said while almost being furious and fear in his eyes.

"OK, ok just being sure Mister Matoi, I know about it sir life fiber, your demon of wife, aliens and the future of this weird story"
"The future?"
"Yes, good news your daughter is going to save the world, bad news you are going to die before seeing the ending"

"The future, I knew I will die but I don't know it will be so soon" Isshin reclining to the back of the chair said while shedding a tear
"Arent you too easily believing what a 5 years old kid is saying?"

Isshin looked at me without emotions and said.
"There are only 100 people that know about the life fiber in the world, less than 30 about my wife and less than 10 that know about the aliens are the life fiber.
A common kid 5 years old knows about the biggest secret since the beginning of mankind, its easier to believe you than trying to negate it. but tell me, how? how do you know about it?"

I with a smile on my face say "If you read a book and suddenly you are inside that book what will you do?"
And there he goes not being able to comprehend what I said.
"Let's say it in a more easy way, my original world had a book about your world, apply it with the theory of infinite parallel universes and be done for."

Isshin with a combination of faces looked at me and said:
"What do you want? why are you here?"
"Survive" the most since wish inside of me.
"I know about the future, the horror of it but I want to survive it, even if Ryuko saves the world there will be casualties and even if I am no inside of them becoming part of the life fiber when all of the clothes ate their owners"
"Is the worst that could happen to everyone"
"I want your research and become a Tailor, I want to create my own Kamui, but since I know that Kamui can only be worn by descendants of the demon I want to create a Kamui that a human can use"
"I will create the definitive Kamui or 99% Kamui for what matters and create the ultimate weapon a weapon capable to kill every life fiber forever"

"That's impossible" with a sad face he said.
"Haha, Professor Matoi Isshin the objective of science is explaining the natural world and creating the impossible, you created the Scissor Blades I will create a metal that works equally to them"
"I have only begun to work in the Scissor" with a surprised look he looked at me

"Then what are we waiting for? I already told my parents that I will be a tailor and said that you were a scientist that researched cloths, they will let me be 5 hours here every day, we have the next 12 years approx. to create the future"
--

-MC becomes friends with Ryuko (~~AN: it's a waifu story what did you expect?~~)
-MC Studies like crazy everything
-MC is in the same Elementary, Middle School of Ryuko, he stops her fights to make her less fierce(~~and a pain to deal with her~~) but teaches her how to fight properly
-MC Enrolls to Honnōji Academy in the same year as Satsuki.

+he directly fights the Elite 4 and defeats them to talk directly and alone with Satsuki about stopping Ragyō.

-the fight between Ryuko and Satsuki in Kamui's is stopped by his own 99%Kamui "Buraddoreddo" and shoots them with Life fiber bullets.

...
"In all of the world, only you and I can savor this pleasure."
"And myself the unnamed 3rd"
A man in a red suit breaks the (~~incestuous~~) beautiful hug between a mother and his daughter.
"Who.... are you?" the Woman in white asked the man.
"I am Honnōji Academy Special Student and the creator and user of the 99%Kamui 'Buraddoreddo' Itou Shinji"
"Nee Ragyō-sama can I kill him for interrupting our bonding time with Ryuko-chan?"
"No Nui lets him finish, Life is based in New Experiences and you why are you coming here?"
"Obviously as a good villain, I have to tell my evil plan right? I came to kidnap Ryuko"
"hahaha" the pink dressed girl starts to laugh and falls on fetal position.

"You can feel it Ragyō, Why my Kamui even being only 99% Life Fiber is more powerful than a complete Kamui"
"The Original Life Fiber, but How did you get it? it was hidden in My mansion.."
"Please if your mansion was so secure Satsuki wouldn't have to be able to assault it so easily"
"A plan of 11 years finally gives fruits, My Kamui is made of the Original Life Fiber but don't you want to ask why? why only I made it 99%?"

"You said yourself, that you were the 3rd"

"Really when intelligent people talk everything is easier, My Kamui is 99% because I am the 1% left, It doesn't require energy since I am the energy, It doesn't require Will since I am his will, My Kamui isn't sentient since I am the Kamui and with only 1 year of deadline I manage to get it, If the life fiber is alive then that means I can bring death" the Man says while presenting his robotic right hand.
"Don't tell me.." with a surprised look Ragyō said
"Yes and I can say 'FUCK THE CANON'" *snap*(~~AN: Thanos is that you?~~)
.
Honnōji Exploded the whole island, it generated an earthquake of grade 6 in the scale of Richter in all of Japan but no one died, after the explosion, all of the Life Fiber around the world stopped working, all of the people in the island survived only the people at the top went missing.
.
*Coff coff* "Ryuko, I will not make it." a man lying in a bed said to the girl crying at his side.
"No, You can't die like this" Matoi Ryuko crying at the side of Itou Shinji said.
"If your body is a Kamui I think is normal for me to die if all of Life Fiber died" the man with a smile in his face said.

"But why aren't I am dying? why isn't that abomination at your other side dying but only you?" Ryuko said while pointing to Ragyō's at his other side.
"Ryuko, you and Ragyō are humans with 100% of compatibility with the Life Fiber, not a human made of Life Fiber like me, your life fiber inside of you died but that doesn't stop it to work like a normal human meat tissue. But who would have thought that everything that made Ragyō died with that Life Fiber and only a mental 11 years old woman before everything happened remained?"
"And who would have thought that the Life FIber could mind control someone before even had been awakened? right Itou-san"
"That excuse is too easy for a monster like you to use." an angry Ryuko said while looking at the woman.
"Ryuko! Stop, we are not capable to use any kind of power if your heart is removed like it happened before you die"*Coff coff*"My time has come" (~~AN: Oogway is that you?~~)

"No Nooo"
"Its ok Ryuko, I will hit your father since i told him that i wanted to survive not to become a martyr but whatever"
"Nooo, I haven't told you anything, I haven't played with you since Middle School"
"haha"*Coff coff*
"I... I... I Love You" Ryuko said while holding his hand with a blush in her face.
"Ryuko, My Rash, stubborn, rude, idiot..."
"oi"
"my idiot, I also.. I also Love You..." The man said while shedding a tear with a smile.
"Noo"
"...............I'll be back............"
"Nooooooo"

...
..
.
It has been a year since the destruction of Honnōji, Satsuki took over Revocs Corporation and after the war the company almost fell apart to the point that the Takarada Conglomerate is almost equaled in size.

After everything that happened Ryuko returned with the Mankanshoku Family with Ragyō, after six months of suffering was when she finally let it go~~(Frozen?~~) and forgive the current Ragyō.

She returned to a normal High School, she doesn't wear Senketsu anymore and wears the normal school uniform since she cannot speak with him again.

A man with a Pipboy in his left arm, Boosted Gear in his right, Saiyan training clothes, a sword in his left and a lightsaber in his right(?), a sniper rifle in his back, black Glasses and Golden Light around his head appeared in front of the Mankanshoku Residence.
His face almost looked normal but a bit refined with white hair.

Guts came running to the outside in almost a desperation started to lick the face of the man.
"oi Guts I know it has been a year but please stop, I have to talk with Ryuko, please bring Senketsu with her"
Guts almost like hearing a Divine Order went running inside the house again while barking.

"MY IDIOT COME OUTSIDE YOUR BOYFRIEND HAS CAME BACK!!!" the man shouted creating more sound than what was possible with only his voice, it could be heard even from Kyoto.

The sound of someone running could be heard from the house.
"You..." a woman a bit older than the one from his memories with scrambled hair went outside of the house while almost crying.

The man while taking off his glasses with a smile in his face "I... It has been AGGh" The woman without thinking directly punch him in his face and made him impact the wall behind.
"Why? Why didn't you come back before?" the woman said while hugging him and crying.
"Auch is not like I could select you know" the man said with a smile while petting the head of the woman.
After an eternity like that, it could be heard the barkings of a dog running a full power while carrying a dark Sailor Uniform in his mouth.

"Good Job Guts" The man took the uniform and give it to her "put this"
"Senketsu..." the woman took the uniform but before she could say anything more the man smiled and snapped his fingers.

"Ryuukooooooo" a voice could be heard from somewhere.

"Senketsu!!!" the woman hugging the uniform said while smiling
"How? How could you..."

"Magic my dear...."

(AN: because everyone likes a bit of harem in their anime)

"So another one huh" a Red Haired foreign looked at the couple
"Rias, He told us she was the 1st" another black long haired appeared while using a Miko outfit.

Ryuko looked at the woman that suddenly appeared while asking "1st of what?"
The two women blinked and responded at the same time of course "of the Harem of course"

When the Ryuko wanted to look at the man she found him in front of her while doing dogeza.
"Is not what appears"

"aaa even through you told us you love us now you are throwing us away?" the black-haired woman said while trying to clean her fake tears.

"Akeno-san can you not make it sound like I am trash?"

Ryuko with her hair already starting to look red said: "How many?"

The red-haired woman said "who knows? he has an intergalactic empire that treats him like a god and he has told us that he had visited at least 100 worlds"

The man almost running away said, "is not what it looks like.."

Ryuko while wearing Senketsu: "I don't want to hear your excuses"
Don't lose your way.....

"put it on let's get you out of your rust "

"You could beat me even before what does say you cannot beat me now?"

"I could destroy the whole world why wouldn't I be able to defeat you? but the important thing is that I can only play with my idiot this way"

"if you say so"

Don't lose your way.....

MC
Name: Itou Shinji
Birthdate: 3rd April
age: (Ryuuko's age)+1
Kamui: 99%Kamui "Buraddoreddo" (~~AN: original name I know...~~)
He lost the right hand and has a metal prosthetic.

otoshi17Good · Jun 23, 2019

(AN: tags: Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya, Self-Insert, OP MC(?), waifu(?))

Well, I didn't expect this.
I blink and suddenly I wasn't in the street that I knew, I was at the side of a river at night?

*Boom* *BOOOOM*
Suddenly purple lights were flashing at the side of the river and a blue and a pink light were avoiding the lights, each time the lights touched the ground exploded.

"What the fuck is happening.." is the only thing I could say until... *step sound* (~~AN: I don't know...~~)
A sound of someone walking with metal plates hitting each other.

I looked at my back and found... "Artoria Alter?"
She stopped looking at me and before I could say anything something hit me, it hurt a lot, when I manage to comprehend what had happened I was already almost incrusted to a wall.

*Coff* "..wh..at? aaah!"

I couldn´t move, I felt like I was broken, apparently I wasn't even worthy for her to use her sword and she directly punch me.

"aaah! Fucking Salter"
I could see her walking towards me before I could do anything I saw my pocket started to shine, I moved my arm with all the pain in the world and when I got it out I saw in the screen of my cellphone the ruler card of fate.
"what? don't tell me... fuck it... ......install......" and light filled my sight.

I was out of the wall, and in my hand was the too much familiar white banner with the golden symbol of the French royal family, I had a cloak and when I looked bellow I had pants and the skirt?

If this is Jeanne I could try it.

"Artoria Pendragon by my order you shall do everything I say!!"

My right-hand light up in red and Salter stopped almost in front of me.
"This is going to be easy"
(AN: INFINITE HAREM!!!!)

She stopped in front of me and she prepared her sword, of course, it wouldn't work, why would be?
So as an intelligent human being I directly run towards the bridge, she started to run towards me but my agility A beats her agility D by a lot.
Wait why do I remember the whole wiki of FGO? I even remember the comments of the pages!!!

When I manage to cross below the bridge I found two girls, one blonde in a long dress and the other one with twin tails in a short skirt.
"RUN!!! RUN away!!!" I started to yell before reaching them.
Rin looked at me saying "what?" and before she could process what was happening I grab both of them and started running but before I moved more than 5 meters I heard something breaking.
When I looked behind I saw the bridge breaking and falling above Salter; I knew that it was too much of a coincidence for the bridge at this exact moment to fall, that bridge resisted the fight of Gilgamesh and Iskandar and to fall in this moment it was.... really? a miracle.
"...Thanks, R.O.B...."

(AN: Really short story)

-The MC starts to use the skills of Jeanne in the fight against Salter
-the MC unequips the card and he gets his cellphone back.
-discussion with Rin and Luvia about what he was.
-MC tries to play with the cellphone only to discover that it was FGO and gacha hell.
+discovers that there was no Mashu and his starter was Jeanne.
+discovers that there isn't Saint Quartz but Fate points.
+tries the Starter Summoning and gets Jalter(~~AN: just for the laughs~~).
+uses the Friend Summoning and gets Kiyohime.
+discovers that there is an extra feature in the servant card is greyed out.
+when he favorites Jeanne she is summoned in front of him.

otoshi17Good · Jun 26, 2019

(AN: tags: Fallout 4-ṃ̴̨̛̩̺̹̯̯̱̰̠̽͐͛͊̈͛͒͌̒O̵̡̥͎̣͍̝͎̖͕̠̅͆͌͑̆̾̓̀͘D̶̼̠̘͓̔͘ͅş̴̛̳̗̻͇̯̤̗̊̇͗́̿̓̉̈͗ͅ, Self-Insert, OP MC, waifu, Harem)

Another day another suffering life.
"aa..aaa.....a" I went to the bathroom.
After doing my necessities I stood in front of the mirror and washed my face after I opened my eyes, I wasn't in my bathroom, this is fallout 4... are you fucking kidding me?

I didn't select my looks or anything, I am in my best looking character, white hair with infinite eyes of the stars and a well fit body?
"You're gonna knock'em dead at the Veterans Hall tonight, hon" I woman said behind me.

When I looked back, there she was, the perfect waifu, my perfect waifu? huh... I never thought about MY perfect waifu but I think she gets it the closest.
White hair with white iris and Big boobs, R.O.B made a good job.

"Honey?" she looked at me almost in a worrying face.
"Sorry just thinking about something" its the only thing I could say before walking towards the exit of the bathroom, now the biggest problem what do I select specialization?

Before I could exit the bathroom the world paused and in front of me, a floating green screen appeared with a keyboard below.
This is interesting, isn't this "Start Me Up" wait is this my modded Fallout 4? well I am pretty much fucked up in more ways that I would know of.

It's different from what I remembered? there isn't an option for me to select for skipping the Intro... well let's create new PTSD.
Special... Name... Arthur Pendragon just for the lols... wait I can change the name of Nora? this is really different... I could save her... I could allow her to survive and not be killed by Kelloggs.... this will change my life in more ways that I want to know.

New plant I take the baby with me in the pod if I survive I can make everything different if I don't.... either I die or everything starts from this moment with the autoload.

Name for female: Elizabeth
let's see special.... let's distribute everything, all for the left... wait that is 99.
When I saw the remaining points for special I had a grin, fear, and hope in my face at the same time.
It's broken... the counter of remaining points is broken? it has to be my modded Game only that is even more broken.....

After putting everything in 99 I had a sudden fear in the window to confirm my future.... if I make my self superhuman doesn't that mean that Shaun my son will be superhuman? the director of the institute will be superhuman.... even if he only gets less than half my intelligence that still makes it more than 5 times the most intelligent people in the planet I fear for my life even more.

Fuck it... I could directly hack to the teleporter with my intelligence...
Traits... everything is useless to me since I have complete special... well there is something that is useful... Fast Metabolism... but I would lose my fast regeneration of HP... but I will be able to eat even radiated food... fuck it...
what I was... a sniper.... will be useful...

and that's it.... let's continue with world destruction...

The world unpaused and everythi..... "AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!" too much infected.... "Honey!!?" "SIR!!?" I could hear the crying of Shaun in the distance...

fuck I can't faint if I faint I will die... "It's... *Sigh* OK.... just give a moment"
"Are you sure?" she looked me at me with a worried face...
"It's ok... just give me a moment I will be at the couch you take care of Shaun" I walked to the couch and sat in front of the TV... I still don't know why they haven't invented led's...

after 10 minutes and when the pain had gone away someone knocked on the door.

"I am coming"
when I opened the door there it was my salvation in what may be my death and recreation in synth future (if the theories are correct)

"Good Morning! Vault-Tec calling!"
"Hi"
"You can't begin to know how happy I am to finally speak with you, I've been trying for days.."
"Well, here I am," I said while making the best smile I could do.
"I'm here to tell you that because of your family's service to our country, you have been pre-selected for entrance into the local Vault. Vault 111"
"Great"
"You're already cleared for entrance. It's just a matter to verify some information. Won't take but a moment"
"Sure, let's do it"
"Splendid now let's see..."

"Complete name of each member of the family?"

That's different but whatever.
"Arthur Pendragon, Elizabeth Pendragon, and Shaun Pendragon"

"Your Majesty?"
"I wish haha"

"everyone, Does anyone needs special medication?"
"No"

"Shaun its a baby correct?"
"Yes"

"Wonderful! That's... everything... Just gonna walk this over to the Vault! Congratulations for being prepared for the future!"
"Um... Thanks again!"

"Hey, its a peace of mind. That's worth a little paperwork, right?" My wife said on the couch.
"Everything as long we can be together..."
*chuckle*"Good Answer"

Wait didn't Austin said that in an atomic explosion just by seeing the light you are dead practically...
"hey... what do you think if we make a little walk to the entrance of the Vault?"
"Why?"

"I don't know I think it will be good a bit of excessive and seeing at least the entrance of our future home in the apocalypse"
"If you want... we could go but will the soldiers let us go so near the Vault?"
"I don't know but it doesn't cost to try it... you tell Codsworth I will go for Shaun"

I got Shaun and we went walking to the entrance to the Vault.
When we reached the entrance the soldier in front of the door of us said: "You aren't allowed to enter yet"
"Sorry Private, retired First Sergeant of the US Armed Forces Arthur Pendragon, I just wanted to show my family the future Vault that we are going to live"
"Sorry Sir, You are on the list but you can't access the Vault Yet."
"I understand, sorry for wasting your time Private"
"No problem Sir"
.
"I look bad right?"
"I have seen you worst but its " *boom* I could hear the cries in the distance, some explosions, and some people were running towards here...
"and there he goes my peace...."
.
"Sir you can enter now."
*Sigh.......*"Current damage?"
"We lost New York and Pennsylvania..."
"I will... enter the Vault Private..."
"Yes sir"
"and Private... Good Luck"
"Thanks, Sir"

While walking to the platform I wished good luck for all of the soldiers that were protecting the entrance of the Vault.
My wife started crying... I could only hug her and tell her that everything was going to be ok.

After half an hour there were more than 30 people on the platform and they let us in. when we reached underground an Earthquake hit us and everyone faces paled since we knew what that means.
They gave us our Vault Suits and the good news is that at the entrance of the cryo pods there is an area to change to the Vault Suit.
I took Shaun and sat in the pod in left of the lane... the MC Pod.

They said the classic bullshit of a test of radiation in the Pods, with the charisma I could feel the lies...
I hugged Shaun and everything became white.....

-The MC gives Shaun to the scientist
-MC finds the things for the scout in a chest in the vault
-MC opens the lock and gets the Cryolator... AN: I mean is an OP MC what did you expect?
-MC gets pipboy
-MC+ goes outside of the vault...
-MC finds the gods ring(Mod)... and gave it to his wife AN: the Gods Ring is a mod and is OP as Fuck
-MC+ find Codsworth...
-Intermission
-Wife convinces MC to help the people of the Minuteman...after destroying half of what was left of Sanctuary hills with the Settlement System.
-MC starts the Minuteman but he isn't an idiot so he creates the Spawn settler button(MOD) and creates the Conquerors Regiment that is dedicated to creating new Settlements
-MC+ saves Curie
-MC+ saves Nick Valentine
-MC kills directly McDonough and shows to the people that he is a Synth
-MC creates new weapons and armor
-Intermission
-MC+ explodes all of Fort Hagen with enough fat mans to kill Kelloggs
-MC+ still goes to Goodneighbor to speak about the future with Hancock...
-MC+ Goes to the Memory Den to complete the quest of Curie
-MC+ goes directly to Virgil skipping all of the memory den BS
-MC+ joins the Institute.
-MC becomes the director... AN: that CHARISMA check...
-MC+ asks Shaun if they are Synths
-MC+ convinces to a peace deal between all factions AN: INFINITE CHARISMA...............
-Marriage fight because Curie falls in love with MC AN: you knew that was coming
-MC creates the United Republic as a new Country
-Intermission
+deppresion
-After convincing Wife(Coff coff charisma coff coff) decides to accept curie AN: to the harem future!!!
-MC creates weapons and armor OP as FUCK boiiiiii
-MC+ Goes to New Vegas to find the Courier
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-MC goes to Skyrim AN: you knew that was coming don't lie to me
-MC discovers that the System of Skyrim doesn't apply to him... since he is from Fallout 4
-MC discovers that magic is BULLSHIT after not being able to kill Alduin in Helgen using the liberty prime portable head laser
-MC becomes friends with the Dragonborn who is a she... AN: you knew that was coming
-MC takes a blood sample of the Dragonborn to be able to learn Shouts
-MC discovers that this Skyrim has canon worlds sizes.... and by canon, I mean Arena Tamriel size...
-MC joins the college of Winterhold
-MC discovers he doesn't have a limit to magic since he doesn't have magic perks but has the all-powerful Science Perk
-MC tries to get the blessing of Julianos but instead talks to him directly
-MC creates more BS armor and weapons
-MC brings wife and curie to Skyrim...
+wife decides to use the bow and arrow while curie healing magic
-Family trip to dwarven ruins yay!
-MC+ joins the Dragonborn party after enchanting her sword
-MC skips BS plot... AN: I know you fucking Blackreach.....
-MC proves elven secret plot of mind-controlling Ulfric AN: there was a theory about it.
-Peace in Skyrim
-After the elves mind control fiasco, the empire forces the elves to rewrite the White-Gold Concordat to accept Talos as a god
-Peace in Tamriel
-Party kills Alduin...
-romantic feelings from the Dragonborn to MC AN: YES this is a harem... what do you expect?
-to the Dawnguard DLC yay! AN: and yes that means Serena...

AN:
I think the difficulty should be a combination of survival elements and some real-world things...
like in Vault 81 why no one questioned the door at the entrance of the Vault? really.....

~~AN: 106 Grammar mistakes says Grammarly :L~~

otoshi17Good · Jun 27, 2019

(AN: tags: HentaI World, Self-Insert, OP MC, waifu, Harem)

I was summoned...

For some reason when I was going out of my bedroom I blinked and I was inside a giant room with Bunny-Girls? really?
after that, they told me what had happened.

Since ancient times the Empire will summon at random intervals the person with The Greatest Potential to becoming an ArchMage and made them marry the Royal family to strengthen the magic of the family.

And here I am... after a failed rebellion I there is only currently 2 living remaining members of the Royal family the current Empress and the little princess and I was (Cough forcefully Cough) married to both of them.
After being (Cough raped Cough) doing my husband duties I was finally free for the day and I decided to ask to learn magic if I am then biggest battery around here I should at least know hot to use it.

After years of (Cough being raped Cough) doing the husband duties I was able to start loving my wives, this world is weird in more ways than what I should want to know.
There is only Bunny-Girls around here, literally the Royal Court only has 10 males... when I see outside the palace walls there is only Bunny-Girls walking in the capital.

I decided to ask the most powerful man in the empire for answers for why there is only Bunny-Girls in the empire.
He was a Baron... and told me that in ancient times around 1000 years ago the woman's also had control but for some reason, the woman's believed that they were above men and because of that, a war of sex's was created...
the war lasted for 100 years until the treaty of equality was signed, at that time if you were a captured soldier you will be raped to have more babies.

I thanked him for answering my question and returned to the palace.
after years of work, I manage to make the spell of eternal youth, allowing anyone that used the spell to keep their current appearance but they will still die.
...
..
.
I had Sons and daughters everywhere, my wife the Empress decided to retire and now the three of us live together.
I suspect that some maids rape me while I was asleep but decided to remain quiet and continue with my life.

When my wife the Empress was 60 years old. She died of a heart attack. I was devastated and only remained inside my bedroom with my second wife the princess.

I started to work in a spell of immortality, I dedicated everything I knew, all of the resources that I had and all of the knowledge inside the palace and when I was so close to finishing it... as if the destiny was laughing at me 5 years later the little princess died too. I couldn't save her... the spell of immortality I was working on was almost finished but I pushed forward and manage to become immortal.

I was almost mad and decided to create a spell to revive the dead, spells to revive people were almost common in this world but they had time limit only less than 1-year to be used on the corpse.

It has been more than 10 years since the death of my First Wife and 5 Years since the death of my Second one.
To work against the cycle of life is itself working against the Kidnapper Goddess but I continue in that path, I decided to leave the Royal Palace after 15 years had passed since the death of the Litle Princess.

I went to an island in the middle of the ocean to work in the spell.
After 100 years I was finally able to comprehend the cycle of life and being able to see how the world worked and then the hypocrite Goddess said I was a Dark Lord that wanted to destroy the world.
Since my Magic power reached almost her level she felt fear against me and like always is better to destroy something that you don't know.

My own descendants fighting against my own golem army in the middle of the ocean.
They advanced until they reached in front of my "house" (if that could even be called) I had finished a spell to be able to destroy all life and create a bug in the cycle of life.

when my own great-granddaughter pierced my heart with her sword I activate it. My life was destroyed, my soul was corrupted and I was reborn if they wanted to make me a Dark Lord then I will be The Dark Lord.
I became the first Undead in the world and created endless death and suffering forever since they cannot kill me I will repeat the cycle of death forever.

but I couldn't.... I saw in her the face of my wife, my great-granddaughter in front of me with rage in her face and with a swift movement, she pierced my heart with her sword.
But I didn't die my spell of immortality still revive me, no matter how they tried they couldn't, even when the Goddess took over the body of a priest she couldn't kill me.
They sealed me inside the moon to never be able to see the light again but I swear as the ArchMage that I will return and finish the spell to be able to be forever with my Wifes.

~~AN: I think I cant write bad endings...~~

There is only Bunny-Girls around here, literally the Royal Court only has 10 males... when I see outside the palace walls there is only Bunny-Girls walking in the capital.

I decided to ask the most powerful man in the empire for answers for why there is only Bunny-Girls in the empire.

He was a Baron... and told me that in ancient times around 1000 years ago the woman's also had control but for some reason, the woman's believed that they were above men and because of that, a war of sex's was created...
the war lasted for 100 years until the treaty of equality was signed, at that time if you were a captured soldier you will be raped to have more babies.

After being with my Wifes for more than 10 years I managed to love them, 10 years later my first wife decided to retire from the throne and left it to our first daughter and at the same time, I finished my spell of eternal youth.
After 30 years I finished the perfect spell my first wife was already old, the Bunny-people could only live for 60 years old and the longest to 70 years old but that didn't matter anymore, I finished the spell of immortality and made her return to her peak condition.
after 40 years we had even more sons and daughters and we decided to retire from the palace to a small mansion outside of the capital.
after 50 years I manage to use Time magic and we manage to see the past and the future.
after 60 years I manage to use spacetime magic and I could... I could return to my world, after a great discussion that destroyed 5 mountains and created 3 new seas in the continent we decided to just visit my old world.
when we crossed the portal what I found was a radioactive wasteland with the sign of... vault-tec printed in an ad... it was the wrong world....
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..
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~~AN:82 errors says Grammarly...~~

otoshi17Good · Jun 29, 2019

(AN: tags: Multi, Self-Insert, OP MC, waifus)

In a black space, there was a humanoid being sitting in a black throne that could be lost with the background.
the throne didn't have any uniqueness and the being with his eyes closed was there almost as if he was waiting.
Time didn't exist yet the being was there like if he was waiting for something.

Until in what appeared to be a second and an eternity he lifted his right hand and started to close as if he was trying to grasp something.
Space shifted when an infinite amount of light particles suddenly started to emerge from the space and all of them were moving towards his right hand.
when he closed his hand the whole space stopped, the being started to tremble and suddenly he started to laugh.

"HAHAHA..... finally hahaha after so many years finally I will not be alone anymore" the being rises from his throne and when he made his first step to the black of the void the world lit up, in front of him was a gigantic palace of at least the size of a city.

The being walking through the central entrance stopped in front of a white armor with golden borders.

"creator?" the armor said while his eyes sockets shined white.

"The project was successful" the being said while resisting his laugh

"the project?!!!" the armor said while moving his head to at the being

"yes, after so many eons of immortality I will not be alone"

"congratulations creator it appears that we will get a new Empress"

"No, not a new Empress but a new Imperial Harem"

"an Empre... HAREM!!?"

"What? it isn't that strange, don't you have also one?"

"cough cough Creator you know better than me that they are my sisters and all of us are your useless Guardians"

"you say that but for some reason, there are new Living armors in the lower levels in the Palace"

".... and Who are the new members of the Imperial Harem?"

"Well, that's a difficult question... Let's make a Royal Assembly to inform everyone knows"

"Understood"

The 'Creator' walked through the Imperial Gate and stepped in a different realm altogether, it was a green plain until the ends of the world that started to elevate and formed what appeared a gigantic ring(~~AN:cough-imagine-the-Halo-Ring-cough~~) with the ground marked with a corridor of white material and golden borders.
After walking for some time he reached another Gate when he entered he was in a forest that formed another ring, he continues walking in the corridor until he reached another gate.
Now he was in a dessert... Then a dessert made of pure gold... Then he was what appeared to be hell with red skies and magma rivers... Then a world of pure water... Then an open world made of clouds...

And when he finished crossing the gate he was in a grand hall a gigantic hall with Red Carpet with a golden border, he walked through the carpet for more than years until he reached what appeared to be the throne.

The throne was... weird it changed his form every 5 seconds and his colors will change in almost all colors possible... he started to climb the steps to the throne.

He sat at the throne after what appeared to be years...

"I swear I shouldn't have made the Palace so big... I should have used teleportation.. whatever.."

With what appeared to be a forced determination he said with a voice that appeared to decide death.
"By My Will, We shall enter state 1 of Danger, All personal with Access Level 5 and above shall come to the throne hall in less than 1 hour or meet punishment of the true deletion"

The Palace... trembled everything appeared to become crazy, it started almost o become a humanoid robot to suddenly change again to his 'normal' form, there were shouts that could be heard everywhere.

And suddenly a woman with white hair and white eyes appeared to the right of the creator.

"Elizabeth you were the first to appear."

"Of course if you have something so important to say that you even declared Level 1 of Danger that means is something that could change this reality forever."

*sigh*"Indeed"

from the gates of the hall a group of weird people started to enter, an old man with white hair with a black short cape and suit entered the hall followed by a blonde woman in a gray cape with a cross symbol and a white banner together with an erotic nun(~~AN: Kiara Sessyoin~~).

The old man appeared in front stopped 5 meters in front of the throne and said "I Zelretch and the Throne of Heroes are prepared to battle"

"Yes" the creator said.

"Can you tell me why we are at Level 1 of Danger?"

"Let us wait for the rest..."

After 10 minutes a small dragon entered the hall and was being followed by an orange martial arts uniform.

"I God Zalama and the Saiyan force is prepared for battle."

"Can you.."

"Wait."

A man with a squid head in a black suit enters the hall said
"I Cthulhu and the Old Ones are prepared for battle."

After some time a number almost infinite of people entered the hall and repeated the same words.
After what appeared everyone had entered they stopped at the sides of the Red carpet and waited.

After some time almost everyone had frowned and was looking at the 'Creator'.
"What?"

"Everyone is waiting why you declared Level 1 of Danger and Called Everyone with Level 5 of Access" said Elizabeth.

"o yes I almost forgot." the 'Creator' said with a smile rising from his throne.

"Ladies, Gentleman, sexless beings and people with their preferences I am pretty sure that everyone knows who I am and the origins of my powers."

"I was originally human bur after Eons and Eons I felt alone but decided to search for a wife.. everyone should know Elizabeth and her origin"

"Your imagination of the perfect woman" said Zelretch

"indeed but even if I created a woman that I considered perfect and want her to love me... I didn't want to force love so I decided to let time tell"
"and I couldn't love her."

A silence of almost of 10 seconds endured through the hall, what the 'Creator' didn't see was that the same woman that he was talking about was with a face of rage that the could kill all of the gods present.

"And because of that I decided to create a project but with that being said... I think I now have a harem" he said while looking to the side trying to hide his shame.

"Are you telling me that you made the whole Infinite Palace enter his second most Highest Level of Danger and forced everyone with the treat of True Deletion because your insecurity as a man?" said Zalama.

"Hey, don't put it like that... it will take me some years to be able to reunite all of the Harem"

"Why?" said Zelretch.

"Well they are in different multiverses and all of them fell in love with different me's"

"Are you saying that..."-Elizabeth

"Indeed... the project was based on making copies of my soul and sending them around Reality 3 and waiting for the news"
"the copies will be Inserted in the positions of the MC or in interesting settings and they will ~~cough-i-hope-coug~~h be able to get a girlfriend in that world"
"thought the majority of the side-characters were refused if not I could just search for a woman with the appearance that I want and save her before she is raped or something and make her fall in love with me"

"That's Stockholm syndrome" said Zelretch.

"Shut up Zelretch is not like you never did that"

"and the most important thing it was for me to fall in love with her and after an Eon of waiting there are a lot of candidates... really an Eon was too much"

"And who are they?" said Cthulhu

"they are Ryuko Matoi"
"Pervert" -Elizabeth

"Illyasviel von Einzbern"
"Pedophile" -Zelretch

"Hey it was you how made the Magical Girl wands don't look at me like that... an Inquisitor from W40K"
"Weirdo" -Zalama

"some Bunny Girls"
"Pervert" -Elizabeth

"a Gardevoir"
"Great Pervert!!" -Zalama
while Cthulhu was vomiting at the side.

"and for some reason you Elizabeth"
"huh?"*blushing* -Elizabeth
"well it appears that an interesting setting was to make my modded Fallout 4 and change Nora for your body at least she didn't die and Me there started to become capable to planewalking and there is more harem"

*blush*"how many?"

"That's a small problem.... they are infinite...."

"why?" said Elizabeth

"it appears that recursion happened.... in a Multiverse another me gained admin power in it and.... he repeated everything.... tehe"

"Delete all of the wives created from your recursion's"

"ok ok...that left's it with...." he said while reading in an ancient book
"at least more than 100 wives and that's if in W40K when I was the Emperor I took only my assigned Inquisitor as the wife there"
"Well, I have work to do and people to convince to incorporate in the Infinite Harem..."
"By My Will, The Current Danger Level shall be erased, ok people return your personal dimensions... I will start to get all my wives here."

~~AN: You thought that this was a thread of snippets but it was~~ ~~(me Dio)~~ ~~in fact a whole novel all together~~
~~AN:100 Grammarly Errors~~

otoshi17Good · Jul 2, 2019

(AN: tags: Gamer-Multi, Self-Insert, OP MC, waifus)
SEX... SEX....
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SEX... SEX...
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There was nothing else to think in this world apart from that....
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just pleasure...
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I took a woman with white hair and when I saw her face I thought
She is cute I will..... I? Who am I? What am I? I? I..... SEX.... SEX.... SEX....
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What I am doing..... SEX.... SEX....
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I am..... I am the rules of my will.... SEX....
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I am... I am human....
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I am a mortal....
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"JAJAJA I won the bet X̷̳͖͇̝̆͛X̶͕̹̹̦̀̅̌Ẋ̸̰͓̘̜̠̺͝X̶̹͑̌̂͆X̵̛̠̩̫͐̽͒̓̋͘͠ͅẌ̷́͗̒́ͅ"
What?....
"It appears that you really won the bet Ỳ̴̻̞̮̣͙͊̀̅Y̸̨̛̐Y̷̡̟̺̟̩͝Y̶͚̭̮̹͉̻͂́͗͜Y̷͙̤̗͚̩̮̔͛Ȳ̸̧̡̢̧̪̤̻̤̦̈́̇̆̆̔̐"

Where is this place?
"Oh! the mortal is gaining conscience X̷̳͖͇̝̆͛X̶͕̹̹̦̀̅̌Ẋ̸̰͓̘̜̠̺͝X̶̹͑̌̂͆X̵̛̠̩̫͐̽͒̓̋͘͠ͅẌ̷́͗̒́ͅ"
"It appears that is true you really got me in this bet Ỳ̴̻̞̮̣͙͊̀̅Y̸̨̛̐Y̷̡̟̺̟̩͝Y̶͚̭̮̹͉̻͂́͗͜Y̷͙̤̗͚̩̮̔͛Ȳ̸̧̡̢̧̪̤̻̤̦̈́̇̆̆̔̐"

a white ball of light was talking with a black ball of light... what the fuck?

"oI you mortal, since you allowed me to win the bet with X̷̳͖͇̝̆͛X̶͕̹̹̦̀̅̌Ẋ̸̰͓̘̜̠̺͝X̶̹͑̌̂͆X̵̛̠̩̫͐̽͒̓̋͘͠ͅẌ̷́͗̒́ͅ I am going to give you a gift" the white ball said
"you are really happy, don't you? for winning the bet" the black ball said

bet? what bet?
"of course I am happy how many centuries had been since I won a bet against you X̷̳͖͇̝̆͛X̶͕̹̹̦̀̅̌Ẋ̸̰͓̘̜̠̺͝X̶̹͑̌̂͆X̵̛̠̩̫͐̽͒̓̋͘͠ͅẌ̷́͗̒́ͅ?"
"More than what I want to remember"

What is the bet?
"mortal the bet was simple, we took a soul from a random dimension and put it in a world of endless sin... in this case lust and see if it manage to get above the sin"
"really event through humans are amazing in adaptability I didn't expect this"

a soul? did I die? what happened to me? who I am?
"mortal you have died in fact you are more than dead... you were the worst suffering kind of soul a stuck soul... the reincarnation circle sometimes has gaps in it... and you were inside of one... any kind of memory in your past is completely impossible to get back"
"indeed even if we were to try to get your memories back it will be impossible"

i... what happens now?
"well we are the lazy kind of people so you are going to die Game Over"
"Really your sadistic attacks even give chills to me Ỳ̴̻̞̮̣͙͊̀̅Y̸̨̛̐Y̷̡̟̺̟̩͝Y̶͚̭̮̹͉̻͂́͗͜Y̷͙̤̗͚̩̮̔͛Ȳ̸̧̡̢̧̪̤̻̤̦̈́̇̆̆̔̐"

No...
"YES~!"

Golden light burst from the ceiling?

"Z̴͔̤̞̲̪̟͋̀͐̋̕Į̵̛̖͇̰͔̉͗̄̐̆̿͆̓́̌̅͑̌"

"Wait. Z̷̢̳̐̔̽̾̓̀Z̵̮͎̈́͒́͗̚Z̶̨̳͓͖̳̯̹͂̇͜Ẑ̸̭̙̯̃ͅZ̴̨̤̜̎̈́͋Z̸̈́͒̀́̃̾͠ͅ ñ̶̨̛̟̲̰̖͈̝̞͖͖͖̥̂̀͑̀͌̉̾̀̅͑̚ḳ̸̨̞͕̆̿̉́̄͑̇̄͋ͅͅl̸̢̢̪̘̣̣̱͚̣͓͒̆j̶̬̒͒͐̂̍͠͝͠ḏ̷̨̙͙̲̲͚̯͓͎̭̉͒̅̓̐̆͊͂̕͝s̷͎̃̀̌̎̒̎̋̿͗͐f̸̢̩͎͆̔̀̌̃̐͐̓̆̋̓̑̌̕g̵̨̨̹̙̻͉͙͕͍̲̯͛͂̓̓͘͜͝ñ̸̡̨̤͈͙͚̤͎̯̣͙̱͍́̓͜l̵̡͍̻͔͔̫͍̍͋ ̵̛͈͚̝͙̠̲̮͍̃̅̿͜d̵̡͓̖̭̭̞̳͖̤̩͈̘͇͋̈́̾͗̀̋̽̅͋͐̍͑̌͝f̵̳̥̳̗̻̣̾̓̈̇́̉̽̒̽̍̈́̄̅s̸̺̺͚̒͂̾̕g̶̭̣̋̅̉͆̚ ̸̟̦͓͕̗̇̾̄̋͛̓̈́̓̈́̓͐̕͝j̵̙͕̥̈̂̌͆͊̂̍͗̽̋̅̚͝͝k̶̢̙̮͉̋̌̿͑̓̽̀͝͝͝l̴̨̎͛̿̔͌̾̂̾͛͘͝͝" the white ball said
"a̴̲̩͍̪̳̼̍̈́̔̎̊͛̃͑̚̚͜s̵̢͇̠̲̦̞̜̖͙͍̣͐͋̍̃̎͋̒̉͗͂͋͂̅̽d̸̖̪̥͍̘̹̩͈̙̮̋̽̓͌̉̋̿̽̍̕̚͜͝a̴͎̜̯̹̜͍̝͎͆̅̇̔͂̋̓̆s̴̛̰͖͇̟̯͓̝͚̝̤̥̰̽̂͆ͅd̸͖̋̈́ą̶̦̮̮͚̝̗̟̥̟͎̲͙͕͐͑͛̀̋͠s̷̫̪̺͖͚̭͓̠̱̭̰̻̉̊̒͊̀͗͜ ̴̛͖̫͇̃̈́̓̊̄́͊͝͝a̸͖͍͇̜̘͍̐̓̓͂̐́̎͝ş̴͔͙̹̮̤̥̹͙̜͕̑͌̋͗̿̚̕d̶̛̠͐̈́̅͒̒̍̿̐͜ ̷̤̹̬̤̻̓͆͜a̴̧͍̦͇̟̞͈̬̬̜͆̉̈́̄̀̆͆͒̆̂s̸̛̛͖̘̯̤̆̎̈̊̉ḑ̴͈̲̘̩̜͙̼̩̟̖̩̭̈́̔̇̀͒̈́̀̾̀̋͌͝ ̸͇͎͈̗͍̮̳͕͖͚͕̔͋̾͛͌͋́̕͜͠͝ͅͅa̶̢̠̬̥̣̩̖̕͜ͅṣ̴͂̈́͛̌̽̅̉̾d̷̡̛͙̲̘͈̗̽̄̍̏͐̆̑̅̆̾̏̆͜ͅ ̶̧̧̼͙̗̞̝̫̰͕͈̽͐̈́͂͆̋̈́̌͗͌̇͌͠͠ͅ" the black ball said

Are they talking with someone... the lights of the balls started to dim a little
*Sigh*"You have more luck than what you are worthy.... You had to thank Z̷̢̳̐̔̽̾̓̀Z̵̮͎̈́͒́͗̚Z̶̨̳͓͖̳̯̹͂̇͜Ẑ̸̭̙̯̃ͅZ̴̨̤̜̎̈́͋Z̸̈́͒̀́̃̾͠ͅ for your life" the white ball said
*Sigh*"Indeed... Congratulations *Sigh* Z̷̢̳̐̔̽̾̓̀Z̵̮͎̈́͒́͗̚Z̶̨̳͓͖̳̯̹͂̇͜Ẑ̸̭̙̯̃ͅZ̴̨̤̜̎̈́͋Z̸̈́͒̀́̃̾͠ͅ saved your life.... now you receive a special price and directly send to another dimension to be the problems of someone else" the black ball said

[The Game Has Started]
Wait what?
a white spiral suddenly appeared in front of me and directly swallowed me with an intense attract power...
"I swear if see you again I will torture you" the white ball said
"you are sending him a random dimension I will be impressed that you actually manage to see him again" the black ball said
...
..
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AN:
I decided to get Rosario to Vampire from the randomness of randomanime.org ...there were some Cough-harem-genre-Cough asked for

everything I saw was white until the end of the tunnel when I saw a black dot becoming bigger...
I was at the border of a cliff with a weird sign in a scarecrow

[New Quest!!!]
[(1)The start:]
[1-Move 5 steps to your right]
[Quest Reward: 50 EXP, 2 Random Skill]
[Quest Failure Consequences: Death

]

I don't even know what but fuck it...
I move my self 5 steps to my right and suddenly I was hit by something big and lost conscience.
...
..
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I woke up.... in what appeared to be an infirmary... for some reason not only my back was hurting but also the right side of my head and also I am getting a pain in my neck.

when I tried to move almost everything hurt...
[Quest Complete!!!]
[Rewards:+50 EXP, Language Comprehension, HP Regeneration]
[Acept: Y/N]
I thought about Yes and almost instantly my pain was gone...

when I looked at the side of the bed was a black haired teenager sitting in a chair...
"Where I am?" he looked at me in surprise and said
"you woke up! yesterday the incident happened"

"Incident?"
"you walked directly in the direction of the bus"

"I see.. and where I am?"
"you are in..."

a man suddenly entered my field of view.. he was a priest in white...
"This is YōkaI Academy" he said
"I see... "

"you are formally admitted in the Academy effective immediately"
"wait I don't know about this YōkaI Academy I was walking and the bus apparently hit me.."
"indeed but you are a wizard and a teenager that needs to study in an Academy to adapt to the Human World"
~~(AN: You're a wizard Harry)~~

"Ask Aono-Kun or Nekonome-senseI for any doubts that you had" and he left just like that...
Aono? Aono Tsukune? *Pain*"Aaah!!"

10 minutes after

"what did just happened?"
"you are now a student in Academy now... what is your name?"
"Arthur... Davidic.... I think..."

"what I weird surname....no offense but is weird..."
"Yeah, I think too, so what happens now?"

"I think since its already 7 PM we should go to the Male dorms and Tomorrow you can ask to Nekonome-senseI what happens next"
"Ok"

To get a personal dorm was easy it appears that the priest already informed the administration about it
when I sat in my bed I could only sight and say "What a shitty life...."
[Help Menu Opening!]
[New Passive Title: "Noob" LV.0]
[Passive Effect: Get 1% more EXP from every action.]
[INFO: Everyone has a start young man.]

"a menu?"
[Alert!!!]
[Soul information detected!]
[Scan Soul for Skills? Y/N]

*Sigh* Each second my life is weirder than before....
I thought about YES and suddenly a river of notifications almost killed me.

[New Passive Title: "King of Wisdom" LV.0]
[Passive Effect 1: Get 100% more EXP from every action.]
[Passive Effect 2: INT and WIS are multiplied by 10.]
[INFO: The Wisest person that the world has to know by a gift of God Himself.]

[New Passive Title: "True King of Israel" LV.0]
[Passive Effect 1: Passive Skill "King's Aura".]
[Passive Effect 2: Skill "Ruler".]
[Passive Effect 3: Passive Skill "Holy Man".]
~~(AN: I dont know... there are too many skills to add if anyone knows please post it in a comment)~~
[INFO: King of Israel by being born directly in the house of David.]

[New Passive Title: "King of Magic" LV.0]
[Passive Effect 1: Get 200% more of EXP from every action related to magic.]
[Passive Effect 2: INT and WIS are multiplied by 20.]
[Passive Effect 3: Active Skill "Create Magic".]
[Passive Effect 4: Active Skill "Infinite Magic".]
[INFO: The King of Magic selected by God Himself.]

[New Active Skill: "Seal of Solomon" LV.0]
[INFO: You can sacrifice magic to order the 72 demons of hell to do anything for you.]
[Active Cost: Null] ~~(AN: yes is a bug.... infinite powerrrrrrr)~~

[New Passive Title: "True King of Britain" LV.0]
[Passive Effect 1: Passive Skill "King's Aura".]
[Passive Effect 2: Skill "Ruler".]
[Passive Effect 3: Passive Skill "Holy Man".]
[INFO: King of Britain selected by the Holy Sword of selection Caliburn.]

[New Passive Skill: "Master level Magic-Swordsmanship" LV.10]
[Passive EFFECT: You are a master of the Magic-Sword.]

[New Active Skill: "Excalibur" LV.0]
[INFO: You can summon the Holy Sword of the promised Vicory Excalibur from a certain amount of time.]
[Active Cost: 1 Second cost is 100 MP]

[New Active Skill: "Avalon" LV.0]
[INFO: You can summon Avalon the promised land for protection.]
[Passive EFFECT: HP Regenerates 100% every 2 second's]
[Active EFFECT: All attacks are blocked inside Avalon]
[Active EFFECT 2: HP Regenerates 1000% every second inside Avalon]
[Active Cost: 1 Second cost is 1000 MP]

[Alert!!!]
[There are more than 1 Skill of "King's Aura" therefore they will combine to "Emperor's Aura"]
[New Passive Skill: "Emperor's Aura" LV.0]
[INFO: You are the Emperor of your people, your aura can intimidate anyone that isn't a ruler.]
[Passive EFFECT: Intimidate anyone with a lower level than you]
[Passive EFFECT 2: Create fear anyone with a lower title than Emperor]

[Alert!!!]
[There are more than 1 Skill of "Ruler" therefore they will combine to "Master"]
[New Skill: "Master" LV.0]
[INFO: You are the master of your servants, you can add servants by forcing them with fear or by their own will.]
[Passive EFFECT: Any servant of you will complete any orders that are givin]
[Active EFFECT 1: Add Servant]
[COST of EFFECT 1: 500 MP]
[Active EFFECT 2: Force Servant]
[COST of EFFECT 2: 1000 MP]

[Alert!!!]
[There are more than 1 Skill of "Holy Man" therefore they will combine to "Divine Man"]
[New Passive Skill: "Divine Man" LV.0]
[INFO: You are the Divine representation of God.]
[Passive EFFECT: All Servant of your Pantheon will accept orders from you unless God says differently]
[Passive EFFECT 2: All Divine Magic is Unlocked {Overrided by Skill: Infinite Magic}]
[Passive EFFECT 3: Passive Skill "Divine Regeneration"]

[New Skill: "Divine Regeneration" LV.0]
[INFO: You are Divine man of God, your body is a divine item.]
[Passive EFFECT: Regeneration of 50% of HP Every 5 Seconds]
[Passive EFFECT 2: Regeneration of 50% of MP Every 5 Seconds]
[Alert!!!]
[Is necessary to select a Pantheon to be able to use the skill "Divine Man"]

~~(AN: there will be more skills in the future....)~~

Solomon.... House of David... King of Israel.... 72 Demons.... Excalibur
"aaaaaaah!!!!!!" pain..... memories.... "aaaaaaah!!!!!!"

I remember... I remember why I was inside the gap in the cycle of reincarnation... I didn't want to die and thought that I could revive myself if I stayed inside I could survive...
King of Wisdom and I made the most stupid desition in my whole life

[+1 INT by knowing when you are stupid]

The damn thing is mocking me...
But this is weird I don't feel like Solomon or Arthur... I am the result of smashed souls together inside the gap....
Fuck it lets go to sleep *Growl* Let's see what can I eat and then go to sleep

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~~AN: I am thinking of maybe continue this story.... maybe.... is just that I think I will make it worst...~~

otoshi17Good · Jul 8, 2019

(AN: tags: Harry Potter, Self-Insert, OP MC)
(AN: this is shit... I don't even want to format it...)

Well, I didn't expect this...
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It appears that when Voldemort made the Horcruxes there was a mistake or something since my soul took over his the Ravenclaw's Diadem.
I managed to learn all of his magic and made use of it to incite students to enter Room of Hidden things so they take the diadem I can possess him.
What do I found when finally someone was stupid enough to actually enter the room and touch the diadem.... first this is before Harry even entered Hogwarts 6 years to be exact.
the child Harry will be suffering with the Dursley's I think they were called? whatever... I decided to study magic earnestly I was lucky to find that the one that I possessed was, in fact, a Ravenclaw. coincidences I suppose.
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I became the average Ravenclaw, above average grades and reading books all day, I was thinking to kill the Basilisk but it was too much of a bother and decided to remain anonymous.
in the summer vacations since this student had parents thanks to god I made a ritual to finally take complete control of his body and replace his soul with mine... a little bit of Legilimency to the parents makes charms.
~~(AN: I just found him and since in the wiki he is almost unknown, now he is Ravenclaw)~~
I now was Fergus Finnigan never heard of him before so fuck it.
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Learning magic was weird in more ways than the fact that is magic; I had the memories of Voldemort so almost everything was easy to me but that doesn't change the fact to my full logical head it was still weird.
I transfigurate the Ravenclaw Diadem into a ring and now we are set, I manage to create new magic... magic that if any of the factions manage to learn it the world will be destroyed... I made a magic reactor.
not exactly a magic reactor but a charm that takes the magic from the outside to keep a spell to function inside of it, in the future, I am thinking to expand the spell inside to protect me in almost everything
I am going to make my lightsaber and explore the universe mm technically speaking I am a mortal, that will make things difficult. I should make a space ship capable to move above the speed of light
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I Dumbledore suspects something... I don't know why but for some reason he started to look at me a bit...
While I was reading how to Conjure a dragon in the library Dumbledore sitting in front of me... he just tapped the table and a set of tea appeared with two coups.
"Can I help you with something Headmaster?"
"Yes mister Mister Finnigan I had a question that I will like you to respond"
"and what would it be?" slipping my tea I respond
"why an almost genius student is forcing himself to get bellow O's in his exams in the last 2 years?" and took a sip of his tea
wait how did he find out... I swear that I just read in the library and only had like 2 friends to talk "maybe I am just an odd Ravenclaw"
"that will be valid if your exams didn't have the correct answers filled and then you erase them and filled with 'I don't know'"
I swear Tom I am gonna find one of your souls and make it suffer for eternity on torture in the moon" maybe he would like some peace in his studies in the School?"
with a small twitch in his eyes said: "maybe that is correct but the fact that he had read almost half of the library in 2 years is weird don't you think?"
well I fucked up "*sigh* I thought that if I just read I could pass through Hogwarts without resulting in any damage to myself or others by accident"
*smirk* "that will be correct but living your life and making mistakes is something that children have the privilege to do"
*sigh* *slip of tea* "I will try tomorrow but for now I will learn how to create a Dragon from air" and with a smile in his head he left just like that.
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I created a dragon the size of a car and flew around the castle if Dumbledore wanted to see silly things he better be prepared to clean the whole castle that since I will be the best pranker in all history
I hid a chest in the forbidden forest and made a rumor that there was a treasure hidden in the forest... what people didn't know was that it was my treasure of 5 sickles and had a sleep charm that will launch a text saying greed only brings death, if anyone touches the coins a sleep charm will activate and I will really like to see someone surviving inside the forest like that...
I created my lightsaber finally... I will kill anyone that says that it isn't cool.
I meditated in the library while thinking wise words of the sith:
'Peace is a lie, there is only passion.'
'Through passion, I gain strength.
'Through strength, I gain power.
'Through power, I gain victory.
'Through victory, my chains are broken.'
since more than a year ago I practiced wandless magic and now the lightsaber was floating around me.
I decided to ask Ollivander in a letter about wands if they need to take the form of sticks. after a month he answered me saying that in ancient times rich wizards will have had 2 wands one in the form of a stick or a cane and a ring.
the ring unpopularise since to launch a spell you need to point to where to launch it and the ring originally was just for the last line of defense.
after that information, I decided to transfigurate my wand into a ring now the only problem is that I have to modify every spell that needs to be touch by the wand to just use my sight... a complete pain in the ass let me tell you.
I asked Madam Pomfrey if there was possible to create a spell that removed the necessity to sleep she said that no it wasn't possible.
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the Weasley twins tried to defy my rule of the prank king I always thought that my rule to change the exams of the 6th years with the first ones was the best.
after becoming the most hated student of all teachers after flooding the castle with rivers of tea I managed to graduate...
I decided to give Dumbledore a little present, a ring charmed to the point that it glowed that was resistant to almost death himself I think, I mean the glow in the ring is natural it wasn't charmed to glow at all...
I decided to wander around the world and discover that it was a pain in the ass to prepare all the documentation to travel to the magical part of the countries...
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it has been 6 years since I graduated from Hogwarts, I decided to return and confess everything to Dumbledore since this time he didn't die thanks to the ring.
when I said I was a Horcrux Dumbledore was so mad he almost coughed blood I was detained in almost every way possible and waited to receive a trial.
My trial started they insinuated that I was Voldemort and literally all of the charges he had I receive them until Dumbledore questioned me.
"Tom why did you make the decision to confess yourself that you were the last Horcrux left?" he asked me with almost all of his internal peace left.
"well I don't know, in fact, I think I can say about my history a bit."
"so I was in the Ravenclaw's Diadem inside the Room of Hidden things for almost a decade I think? and I was bored so I decided to call what you call a victim to possess him"
"an idiot Ravenclaw decided to follow the detailed instructions and was possessed, I read his memories and saw that the original was defeated. after that, I decided to wait a bit and found a study saying that the muddle blood was necessary since almost all of the wizard family's had been married between each other"
"half-year passed and decided to accept the mudblood and maybe to use them like cattle... but after a year I thought and decided to give up" then I conjured a magical speaker to start to play Synphonie 9 of Beethoven in what I call the best part when all of the choruses enters.
the problem is that when you are capable to conjure something even though you shouldn't be able to use any magic the Aurors and even Dumbledore himself pointed their wands at me.
"Hey, calm dom I am still a mortal I haven't being capable to contact death to make a contract and believe me when I say that I tried."
"a contract?" someone said
"yes a contract I thought that I give 1 month of work each year for immortality"
and a voice answered "Deal" almost soundless but it made me suffer in pain and when I opened my eyes... my skin became completely white like snow and my hair too.
"Well, gentleman's I am immortal now!"
some mages in the background fainted while Dumbledore almost had a vein exploded and resisting his anger to directly cast an Unforgivable that I am sure he knows and said "I ask for the use of Veritaserum to the court"
after a small discussion, it was voted unanimously to use the potion, after they forcefully made me drink the damn thing(it tasted like a diluted wine) I started to feel light in the head.
"name?" Cornelius Fudge asked
"Fergus Finnigan"
"not Tom Riddle?" Dumbledore asked
"I don't remember my name so I just started using that one"
"not Voldemort?" Cornelius Fudge asked,
"do you take me for an idiot that creates an anagram of his own name?"
some grasps in the distance I can't think of anything only the whiteness of the ceiling
"who are you?" Cornelius Fudge asked
"who knows? a random soul that took over the Horcrux of Tom Riddle"
"what do you want?" Cornelius Fudge asked
"live and explore the infinite, walk through dimensions and explore different worlds"
"why?" Harry Potter asked
"haha, why? the infinite is in front of you, I am now immortal worker of one of the basic rules of the world may the Gods and Demons fear me since if necessary I will make them meet my Boss"
"how much is going to continue with this farce?" Dumbledore asked
"farce?" Harry asked
"an immortal that even with his magic restrained can Conjure muggle object capable of being used even with high levels of magic at its surroundings, if this is not a farce then I don't know what its"

I grinned and said"as much as I want, I am immortal now I have all of the time of the world"
"I don't recommend you to imprison me in Azkaban since the Dementor's will fear me more than what I will in a side note Minister Cornelius you should count the Dementor's this days I killed one when I left Hogwarts"

otoshi17Good · Jul 9, 2019

(AN: tags: High School DxD, Self-Insert, OP MC, Waifus)

"Congratulations you are death"
"That's not something you congratulate someone about!!!"

I was in a black space with a white ball in front of me
"Congratulations because you manage to win the lottery of the death the prize being able to reincarnate with your memories"
"that is good"

"and as a bonus prize since you are going to reincarnate in a magic-based dimension, I am going to give you a CYAO"
*sigh*"I suck for that kind of things"
"that is not my problem now make your choices"

let's see, next world I am going to is... DxD Fuck.... "sigh"
"you said sigh"
"shut up!"

well, I am going to become a magician fuck it... magician family... Magic Regeneration..... Archmage..... Will Power.... there's something else...
when I move to the last page there is, the 7 sins... the paper is black all, the symbols are trying to almost devour me... select... Sloth
I was left with more points to select things but I didn't need them... I invested half of the points remaining to luck and said "I am done"
"are you sure?"
"yes"
"are you completely sure? the sins originally were for if you selected to become a Devil but as a human, they without a doubt will kill you"
"I am sure..."
"if you say so...oh you had some points remaining... let me give you an extra..."
[The GAME Has Started]
"really? the gamer?"
"to the world that you are going, you are going to need all of the help that you can get"

the white ball exploded and I closed my eyes when I opened I was a baby.
...
I hadn't been born again by the help of that ROB but I was going to die inside for more than 3 years of being treated with baby faces and need help to clean my self *shame INTENSIFIES*

my new name was "Wiliam Albion" really? what the hell is with that surname?
when I checked the interface of the game I only had one unique skill

[(Active) Unique Skill: "SIN: Sloth" LV. 0 (0%)]
[INFO: you are the user of Sloth by the requirement you need to sleep more than 16 hours each day at least if you don't comply the skill will take 100 HP/Sec]
[INFO2: the moment this skill is active you forcefully start sleeping]
[Effect: activating the skill sleeping extra time will give you 1 EXP each hour]
[Cost: None]

I started sleeping the moment that I saw the 100 HP/Sec... I mean my HP is only 100 at the moment

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the magicians family I was born lived in Ingland.. *Hogwarts INTENSIFIES* for the common people we were rich for the magician people we were low middle-class level.
since I had the Archmage when I was 2 years old I managed to move things around my room with magic I didn't even felt tired. Neat

my sin sloth after 1 year of sleeping for more of 1 day and worrying my parents I managed to level it up to level 1 now I only need to sleep 12 hours... more manageable...

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when I was 4 they started to teach me magic, the fundamentals, and everything.
when I was 5 they hired a tutor and he asked me what magic area I want to study, I without a doubt and without thinking, I said "TIME!"
my teacher smiled and started to explain to me the magic runes.

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I was a genius(Archmage perk helps a lot) in magic to the point that when I was 6 my teacher couldn't teach me anymore, my parents were overjoyed but it was a problem since I wanted to learn more about magic.

my teacher told me that if I wanted to increase my magic knowledge I will need to study with his teacher.. my parents were worried about paying the fees of a High-Level Magus but he told them that since I was a genius if I managed to pass the exam I was going to learn for free

the exam was a joke... in the remaining time I started working in a Barrier to separate time in 2 different flows so I can create a Time Barrier where 1 hour outside is 2 hours inside... hey is really difficult to make the barrier perpetual let me tell you.

obviously, the magician accept me and I started early in Hogwarts School and yes even I don't know why there was Hogwarts in DxD, I was too much of a genius... I mean I am only 6 and all of my classmates are 11...

I asked the High Magus why the school was called Hogwarts and if there was a relationship with the Books of Harry Potter? he told me that the author was, in fact, a magus and a former student of the School.. the more you know...
I also manage to level up Sloth to level 2 now it gives me 10 of EXP per Hour and I only need to sleep 10 hours

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I was 8 I finished 6 years of Hogwarts in less than 2.... my parents were worried a bit of my monstrosity... I decided to ask to learn from the best Time Magus in Europe.. an old monster 300 years old.

the old bastard had almost tried to kill me the moment I spoke to him, after some amazing charisma checks I manage to get him to evaluate me if I was worthy to learn Time Magic.
obviously, I passed the exam with perfect marks but I still had to convince him to let me learn... being able to win almost every lottery to bribe bastards was a good decision of my part

now I could make a Time Barrier where 1 hour outside is 10 hours inside.

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I manage to level up Sloth and now I don't need to eat or drink anything while I sleep but I still shit(why?) and I need to clean my self a lot every morning when I wake up
I was 11 when I manage to learn almost everything from the old monster... he told me he couldn't teach me anything more since I had to be his disciple to learn his core techniques... old bastard...
after that, I decided to fuck everything... I got the information where was Tartarus and waited there with a sign "Want to learn about time from Kronos" and made a Time Barrier and started to sleep for a year.

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after 1 year when I woke up I was inside a white room in a bed.
"where?"
"you woke up." an old voice said

when I looked at the entrance I saw an Old man with white hair and a big beard.
"Kronos?"
"Yes"

"did I manage to get accepted to learn about time?"
"of course not, I took you inside Tartarus since your Barrier started to affect the normal flow of time, it took you 5 months to wake up and let me tell you the maids aren't pleased to clean your shit every day"

I blushed a bit and "it isn't my fault that I shit when I sleep"
"say what you want but that doesn't change the daily work of the maids, now why do you want to bother me with teaching you about my power?"
*sigh* "this is my biggest secret but against a god, I don't think it is a secret anymore... I am the User of the Sin Sloth... the more I sleep the more powerful I become"

"that explains a lot of things but tell me why should I teach you about my Divinity?"
"I am an investment that you can make, I can sleep almost forever but when I wake up I will have more power than even The Cristian God"
"haha an investment you say and what guarantees that you will become more powerful than The Cristian God?"
"the fact that I can't at the moment not even use 1% of the power of Sloth? the fact that as a child 11 years old I am at the magic power of a High-Level Wizard?"
"that is valid guaranty, good I will invest in you... but let me tell you that if you ever try to Betray me you will know why I was the ruler of the Golden Age"

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learning form Kronos was hard... a lot... I couldn't do anything apart from learning and reading.
I saw the other Titans and Gods 'Sealed' in Tartarus and when I asked Kronos why they were sealed he told me it was more a retirement house than a Seal...
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when I reached 15 years old Kronos directly told me that he wouldn't teach me more if he taught me more I will need divinity to be able to learn anymore.
he told me that he was thinking to select me as Champion of Time but I told him to not do it since in the future that will mark him Politically, still, he gave me a minor divine blessing of time that gives me 50 years of extra lifespan and lets me learn Time Magic more Easily, he couldn't give me that before right?...

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after almost 10 years of preparations, I finally made the greatest TIme Barrier in all human Barrier History
1 hour outside is 1000 hours inside...
it was good that I manage to level up Sloth to level 4 so I don't shit in my sleep anymore...
I activated the barrier and decided to sleep for 20 years (approx. 1 week in real time)... I hope this works...

I woke up... when I got out and checked the date with a newspaper... I have slept for more than 15 years outside of the barrier.... all of the Events of DxD had happened, when I tried to contact my parents, my dad... have died already and my mum broke in tears while hearing my voice...
I fuck it up.....

...

it worked... I felt too much power... I became a Devil... fuck.... a High-Class Devil it appears.. and I became an adult...
I decided to check the Logs of the game to see what happened:

[Level UP!]
...
[Level UP!]
[Mortal Limits Reached... race evolution: Human-> High Human]

[Level UP!]
...
[Skill: Sloth Level UP!]
[Level UP!]
[Race Limits Reached... race evolution: High Human-> Low-Class Devil]

[Level UP!]
...
[Level UP!]
[Skill: Sloth Level UP!]
[Race Limits Reached... race evolution: Low-Class Devil-> Middle-Class Devil]

[Level UP!]
...
[Level UP!]
[Race Limits Reached... race evolution: Middle-Class Devil-> High-Class Devil]

[Level UP!]
[Skill: Sloth Level UP!]
...
[Level UP!]

why did my race change from High Human to Low-Class Devil? when I clicked the message an explanation came out about the sin influencing the game to make me a devil... now I started to fear the Sin.
Sloth level up to level 7 now I only need to sleep at least 6 hours and I generated 100 EXP every 10 Minutes... it sounds a lot but when your level is 500~ and you need is more than 1 Million EXP... I am going to need even more time *Grin*

I called my parents and told them that I was ok, I was going to return 2 months later to London.
I created a new barrier... one even more powerful... Kronos is going to kill me for this...
1 hour outside is 10K hours inside...
I was going to sleep for 2 weeks... 3360K hours sleeping...

...
I woke up... my power was too powerful... to the point that I had to create a spell with the Archmage perk to limit my own power... I was too much powerful... what happened?
I checked the logs again and... well that is a surprise...

[Level UP!]
...
[Level UP!]
[Race Limits Reached... race evolution: High-Class Devil-> Ultimate-Class Devil]

[Level UP!]
...
[Skill: Sloth Level UP!]
[Level UP!]
[Race Limits Reached... race evolution: Ultimate-Class Devil-> Satan-Class Devil]

[Level UP!]
...
[Level UP!]
[Skill: Sloth Level UP!]
[Race Limits Reached... race evolution: Satan-Class Devil-> Low-Class Daemon]

[Level UP!]
...
[Level UP!]
[Race Limits Reached... race evolution: Low-Class Daemon-> Middle-Class Daemon]

[Level UP!]
[Skill: Sloth Level UP!]
...
[Level UP!]
[Race Limits Reached... race evolution: Middle-Class Daemon-> High-Class Daemon]

[Level UP!]
...
[Level UP!]
[Race Limits Reached... race evolution: High-Class Daemon-> Lucifer]

[Level UP!]
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[Level UP!]
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[Skill: Sloth MAX Level UP!]
[New Title: "Champion of Sloth"]

really the greed for power can change everything... now that I think about it... I checked I had all of the points to assign to my attributes... they were a lot... collected for more than 1450 levels...

I decided to just put almost everything at the same level.. with the only exception having higher luck... I fell that if I wish for a beautiful woman to fall in love with me, at first sight, she will appear in front...
Ophis... was in front of me..... why?..... why she had a blush in her face...... she is a loli for god's sake Luck if you wanted to gift me a girlfriend select someone with less FBI power...
"...powerful..." she was saying something... I wanted to run but I couldn't even see her level so I fear she could kill me...

[Skill created: (Active)Observe]
that! observer!
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[Ophis (LV. 1421, Dragon God)]
[Ouroboros Dragon]
wait... she is weaker than me? if she is Level 1421... doesn't that mean Great Red is at least 1500? or maybe the concept of levels don't work well here since the True Longinus technically can kill everything?

"who are you?" Ophis said while looking straight to my eyes
"The Champion of Sloth"

"will you help me?"
*sigh*" in what?"

"return to my home"
"I will just say, stay close to me, I want to believe I am better than the other group that lied to you about helping you"

that surprised Ophis to the point that she started to directly look into my eyes even more like she tried to take control of me.
"and why is that?"
"Khaos Brigade will betray you, more specifically Cao Cao will betray you with Hades and Steal a lot of your powers with Samael, I know Cao Cao is important since he has that lance but I will become more powerful than Great Red and the lance will not be necessary"

"do you promise"
"I swear by my Sin of Sloth to create a Home that will satisfy you"
"then I will believe you"
"Arent you believing too easily on me"
"swearing by your source of power is a vow that if you break the best outcome is that you die, the worst is that your soul is destroyed"

*Sigh*" in fact Ophis before you betray the Khaos Brigade don't you want to gift me something..."
"a gift or something you are asking for?"
"something I am asking for.. can you kidnap Cao Cao and made the Fallen Angels give me his Sacred Gear and everyone is happy?"
"Okay"

and Ophis disappeared like that... I don't know what will happen to my life in the future...

.
I visited my Kronos when he saw me the short answer was that he almost saw a ghost then he smiled and then he became angry and said "You made me work extra"
"why?"
"why? are you an idiot? do you think the dimension accepts normally so much of separation of time between to places? you made a Barrier with a change of 9999 hours of difference with the normal dimension if I wasn't working to protect you, you will have died by the void when the dimension cuts you of it"
"aaaah... I didn't think about that"

"are you really the one that should have learned my knowledge of time?"
"I am is just that sleeping more than 400 years isn't exactly good to my health"

"and what are you now? I can feel ancient malice from you that even Hades didn't make me feel"
showing arrogance I said "you are seeing the champion of sloth, I am Wiliam Albion Evil God of Sloth"
Kronos became impressed and then he sighed "an Evil God, really?"
"hey I am not a normal Evil God I am the Evil God of Sloth, as a Deadly Sin Sloth is applied to every living being even you generate Sloth and as long people have sloth I will live and get power from them"

"you know that I now can't show you since you are an Evil God?"
"hey it isn't so bad, give me a moment"
I used my magic and created a rock

[Skill created: (Active)Magic Creation]
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"why?"
"wait a moment damn it"

I created a seal and added that when is broken it will notify me
"here if you need someone with almost the same level of power of Ophis, break it and I will come to help you"
Kronos appeared to have aged a bit and said: "I will.."

I bowed and said "Teacher Kronos, it was a pleasure to learn about Time from you"
"you are the worst student I have ever had"

"also a question do you know where I can contact Ouranos?"
"why do you want to talk with my Father?" he sends me a suspicious look

"I now want to learn about space from him"
"you will not be able to learn from him"

"why?"
"he is death... I killed him"

"are you telling me that part of Mythology is correct?"
"yes and if you want to talk with him you will need the Sephiroth Graal to be able to talk with him"

"Sephiroth Graal huh, ok I am going to get it"
"you are really narrow-minded.."
"Please, my life is a game"

when I walked to the door and opened was an Angry Ophis, a beaten Azazel with a machine and limbless Cao Cao
"here is what you asked for," an angry Ophis said
I almost kneeled and said "thanks a lot" I looked at the beaten Azazel and said, "can we start now?"
"if I don't do it now I will die..." the beaten/tired Azazel said

"Kronos I will borrow a room here"
"ok"

inserting something in your soul is weird, it hurts a little but also makes you feel your soul more
after the operation(and extermination of Cao Cao) I could feel something inside of me but I couldn't know how to make it have a form

"and how do I use the Sacred Gear?"
"rage should work"

rage.. madness.. wrath...
the whole Tartarus trembled, it felt like all of Greece trembled, everyone could feel the oppression of fear, their greatest fears inside of them started to take form... the shadows dancing

[Skill Added: (Active)True Longinus] (~~AN: I was doubting if I should add the Sin Wrath.. but I felt that it was too easy and it will make everything more complicated~~)
The Longinus formed in my hand, it was different in comparison than the normal True Longinus, it was made of wood with the head made black... almost as an abyss

"my Longinus"
"now my work is completed I will never contact you again," Azazel said and teleported away.

"now what?" Ophis said
"I need to go to the nine realms of the Nords and learn magic"
"magic?"
"Oding God of Magic of the Nords hang himself from a branch of the world tree with his spear nailed in him after 7 days of torture the runes answered him and became the god of magic, I will try the same but better"
"ok"

"do you want something to drink?" I said while taking out of my inventory 2 cokes
"I don't need to," she said while looking to the bottles that appeared from nowhere
"just drink it, immortality without pleasures isn't a life that I want to live," I said while opening mine
she drank it, it was funny when she took the first drop her eyes opened with almost stars coming from them
"do you have more," said a sad Ophis while looking to the empty can
"yes but this is the last one for the day," I said while giving her another one
"mm," a sullen Ophis said while looking to the new empty can in her hand

.
through I haven't learned full magic having a lot of INT and WIS makes everything different
after some teleports I made it to the north of Germany, then I had to ask Ophis to open a rift to the world tree.

this is going to be the most painful thing I am going to feel in the next 1000 years. Willpower for something I took you
with the Longinus I opened my arm and extracted my tendons, the feeling of your flesh being torn, blood was everywhere but just the tendons of one arm will not be enough, I slept an hour and with HP full again I repeated the process...
after 4 times more I manage to made a cord rope enough I think, until when I saw the size of the branches of the tree and knew I will have to repeat it...

1000 times after I had a rope long enough, my blood made a pond, I took my Longinus and nailed inside of me, hung myself and let the world see my suffering for my greed.
after one week I could see the runes... but I wanted more I wanted to see is origin...
after one month I saw a light from the pond of my blood, different kinds of lights everything working together to create something more....the root?

[New Title: "Ruler of Magic"]
[New Title: "Transcendent"]
[Skill Added: (Active)True Magic x̸̘̩͍̞̫̣̦̅͗͘͠x̴̩̓͜x̵̫̦̲͍͔̻͎̺̌̿x̴̡͓͐̈͒́͂͑̀̈́x̴͔̣̻̭͎̋̐̀̋x̷̬̉x̸͓̮̐̿̋x̸̯̃̿͗̓̀͐̕]
[Skill Added: (Passive)Magic Control]

I could control it, my will was the will of the magic, everything was made of magic and I could control everything.. the Longinus disappeared, my tendons rope snapped and I looked at Ophis and said "From this moment onwards I am the Ruler of Magic"

"can mister Ruler hurry himself I want something to eat," she said while smiling
"did the manga that I left for you to read influence you too much?"

"how can you calculate it," she said while smiling. Ophis smiling shit I need to create an unbreakable shield to resist this cuteness FBI-san isn't a respected person in the Weeb community
Naofumi failed me, I blushed and for some reason, she said "How Cute"
"wait I didn't put that manga in the pile that I gave you!"

"Wiliam how long did you think you were hang up"
"a month?"
"you were for more than 100 years!" she said with a resolute expression
I paled and said "wait if that is correct all my family will be dead" I needed to visit them now.

"it's ok, in the outside world only 1 week has passed," she said while smiling... AAAAAH! cute is too cute!!
I blushed again and said, "how the hell that is possible?"

"you made a Time Barrier.. even if you don't feel it you made the most powerful Time Barrier Ever Created 1 Second outside is 1 year inside," she said while showing her hands with her index fingers raised
"that... shouldn't be possible the dimension will have expelled me"
"that will be normal but you aren't in the main dimension but in a pocket dimension and you are at the side of the thing that is maintaining 9 different pocket dimensions at the same time," she said while smiling

*sigh*"let's go, I am going to Israel," I said while packing up all of the manga and everything
"why?"
"I am going to rob the tomb of the King of Magic" I waved my hand and a rift opened to the outside world
"it's impressing that after so much time the Nord Gods aren't attacking us"
"I think they are fearing more the energy that we are ejecting than anything"

.
bad news fellows, trying to find a 2000 years old Tomb of an ancient King that had the protection of the 72 Daemons is a pain in the butt
and after finding the Tomb trying to reach his sarcophagus is worst since for some reason is a fucking dungeon.
we cheated by breaking the floors to reach bellow but still took us 2 days to reach it.

then when I came near it a fucking Daemon appeared, yes the supposedly extinct Daemons had one surviving and protecting the sarcophagus.
I killed by waving my hand but still my mental health isn't infinite at the moment

I took the 10 rings of Solomon, 3 were cursed, 2 were normal rings, 1 ring was created by the Christian God Himself... and 2 more were Daemonic rings not cursed but worthless to me...
but there were two rings that were interesting... Seal of Solomon and the next one wasn't something that I expected

[ITEM: "Gate of Babylon"]
[INFO: Owner of the Key to the Vault of Riches of Babylon]

fucking Solomon not only lier but he was a fucking LIER, he wasn't a great king he was only robbing Gilgamesh...
I put the 2 rings and the ceiling started to tremble and golden light of angels started to enter from the door
"Run is the Cops!!!"I shouted while teleporting with Ophis to London, it was time...

.
I made my body shift to my young appearance and returned with my parents...
they weren't happy at all... even if I manage to become more powerful than almost anything, that doesn't change the fact that I became a Devil... it was more easy to say that I became a devil than saying that I became an Evil God
another problem was... Ophis was following me... to my parent's house... kill me... at least I manage to make her put another clothes and change to her adult version...

"so who is she?" my dad said while looking a smiling Ophis that was eating a slice of cake that my mom gave her
"*sigh* dad do you want the lie that will not give you a heart attack or the truth that will give you a heart attack?"

he sighed "the lie?"
"she is a friend," I said without any change of tone as an obvious lie

"the truth?" my mom said
"the Dragon God Ophis, capable of destroying all of Great Britain with almost a thought"

my dad sighed even more loudly and said "this will not give me a heart attack is the worst but not the absolute worst"
"huh?"

"son the Albion family is older than what you think... the original name of the family was Pendragon, we are the descendants of Mordred Pendragon the last remaining Pendragon"
"wait didn't Mordred died with Arthur?"

"yes but that didn't stop him to impregnate a random village girl before the battle... son when the dragon blood of Pendragon is too thick and it activates is normal to attract a dragon to you but well you are the only one that attracted the Dragon God"
*sigh* "I didn't ask her why she showed herself to me... maybe when I became a Devil the resurrection activated the Blood"

"at least she is pacific, your great grand-father attracted dragon destroyed a whole city and because of that we are living like this at the moment and son"
"yes, dad?"
"if you are going to have children with her please do it at the outsides of the City... there are records of dragons changing to their original form on climax"

I cough up my drink and said "DAD!!"
"it's normal for a young man of the age of 16 to think about it and your future.... and what are you going to do now?"
"I am thinking of going to High School" he looked at me like he was seeing an alien
"do you feel ok? did the transformation to Devil changed you or something?"
"the High School that I want to enter will have a hell of a ride..."
"if you are so interested in it I can think that it will be, where is it?"

"Kuoh Japan"
"do you know Japanese?"
"basic Devil Skill allows me to know all languages," I said while changing in different English eras
"that is a good thing about it... the problem is that you are technically a Stray Devil and common devils will kill you on sight"

"it's ok I have a plan prepared for it"
"ok, anything you need?"

"I need official papers for Ophis"
"she will be adapted to our family... in the future, you will marry her so there is no problem," he said while looking to the ceiling

"thanks...thanks for everything Dad"
"its ok Son, you have been everything and more of what I expected of you... except the part of becoming a Devil that I didn't expect it"

"now that I think about it don't we have Excalibur?"
"we don't have it but we can create one," he said like it was the easiest thing to do

"what?"
"son, Arthur and Mordred were warriors why do you think we are Magicians?"

"no, I don't know..."
"because Merlin found us and said that if our ancestor dared to touch a sword he will kill him.. he learned Magic from Merlin and we have his notes of how to make Excalibur"

"that is the biggest level of Bullshi-" "Wiliam!" "BS that I have heard in my whole life after Tartarus was a retirement house"
"son in this world there are more Bullsh-" "George!" "BS that you want to know..."

I went to my old bedroom, it had been more than 7 years since I was inside of it.
when I closed the room and looked behind me to see Ophis sitting on my bed.
*sigh* "Do you want to taste ancient Mesopotamian Godly wine?" I said while taking the jar from Fate/Zero with two gold cups
"yes"
I drunk and drunk and drunk and drunk and drunk and drunk and drunk and drunk and drunk until I didn't know anything.........

.
when I woke up I was naked(with the rings) and a naked Ophis hugging me...FUCKING CLICHE!!!!!!
then my mom entered the room saw us and closed the door...another fucking cliche!
is it my Luck? is a god of fate? do I have to blackmail Skuld? to stop her from making me suffer from Cliches?

Ophis woke up looked at naked me, naked her... "pervert"
*sigh*" the deed is done I don't know... I will kill my self" and before I could return to sleep and forget everything she hugged me
"NO! you promise me that you will help me have a Home and Kill Great Red!"
I hugged her back and said "yes my Goddess"
after some time like that, a sudden light hit me and when I opened my eyes I saw my smiling dad with a camera taking pictures and my mom smiling.
Fucking Cliches!

.
we arrived in Tokyo and took a train to Kuoh.
We went directly to Kuoh Academy and to the Student President.
"May I help you?" Sona SitrI said while looking at both of us.
"You will accept both us in this place," Ophis said releasing her power, Sona paled and started to tremble
"Ophis we are educated and respectful people we cannot just show power and force people to stuff," I said while hitting her head.
she pouted and said "understood"

"now what is your name?"
"Sona" it appears that she wanted to say her false surname but she said without thinking "Sitri"
"mm, descendants of Sitri, Understood" I pushed forward my middle finger with the Seal of Solomon and said:
"by the pact of Old, Descendants of Sitri hear my orders" my ring flashed a crimson light and Sona stopped, it looked like her body stopped working
"continue doing whatever you want" her body relaxed and I said "you shall accept both of us in the Academy, I am Wiliam Albion and She is Ophis Albion"
"understood" and that's all that she could say.

after we left the room we could hear an angry shout inside.
we spend the night in a Hotel and I searched for a mansion to buy.

while cuddling with Ophis I could feel someone looking at us inside the hotel room.
*Sigh* "I know you are here just come out and we can stop a Room Destruction" and she appeared the Magical Girl Sera-tan
"you made my Sona-tan cry and who are you?" Serafall Leviathan said

*sigh* "I am the current user of the Seal of the Lier Solomon and..." I let it flow, my sealed power and let the world feel it
"I AM THE EVIL GOD OF SLOTH!" I sealed it again when I saw Ophis had become slightly red and Serafall was in her knees with a yellow pond bellow her...
"Wiliam Albion"

I looked at Ophis and said "Sorry"
"It's ok I am only aroused"... that wasn't the answer that I expected... really this Ophis has been infected by Anime and Manga

"so Serafall Leviathan... we didn't saw each other and we continue with our lives and with me not having to massacre the Underworld? deal?" I said while using magic to lift her and clean the mess.
"I will get the Satan Rangers to defeat the Evil God," she said while disappearing into a rift...
"*sigh* I am not paid enough"
"are you paid?"
"just don't ask...."
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the next day I brought a 'Haunted' Mansion and visited Sona Sitri again for our uniforms and learn about the Academy.
I knocked on the door and heard "You can enter"
when she saw us she tensed up and said: "and what do you want?"

"only about uniforms and maybe someone of your peerage to show us around the Academy"
"for the uniforms, you can ask the teachers about them and for someone to show you around the school.."
"wait a moment. I know you people are there, please come out and we can talk Satan Rangers"
a flash of light and the Satans appeared.
"we aren't going to play Satan Rangers," said a sighing Sirzechs
"but I think it will be funny," said a smiling Ajuka
"it will be a waste of time," said Grayfia
"BUT....!" said Serafall throwing a tantrum

I waited until the light and smoke disappeared and waved my hand and said "Hi!"
"and who are you?" said a serious Sirzechs
"didn't Serafall told you?"
"she only said that you were a powerful foe that made Sona cry," said Ajuka
"then I will have to present my self again," I said while smiling

"I am The the current user of the Seal of the Lier Solomon and..." I let some of my power flow I didn't want a dirty Serafall in front of me again
"I AM THE EVIL GOD OF SLOTH!" I sealed my power since I felt Ophis a little bit hot
"Wiliam Albion"

the windows cracked and the Satans had a serious expression while looking at me
"and I am Ophis," a cute Ophis said while hugging my arm

and that made everyone in the room show complete fear
"wait are you telling me that you are fearing her more than me?"
"My reputation precedes me"
"but technically I should be stronger than you" "are you sure?"
"we don't want to kill each other so is better if we don't find out, I have the True Longinus so that will possibly kill you"

and now they were seeing me more like a monster with fear while looking at Ophis
"and what are you doing here?"
"starting High School?" that made them look strangely at me
"look technically I am 16 years old... in reality, I should be more than 500 years old but doesn't count since I was sleeping at that time"
"then how old I will be since I always sleep?" a curious Ophis said while looking at my face

"I don't know but now you are 17 years old and we can continue with our lives"
"so Great Satans I will not force the Devils to war if the Devils don't attack us," I said with a smile

"I will go to search for the Sephiroth Graal since I want to talk with Ouranos to learn about space so goodbye" I opened a rift to the Mansion and teleported away

~~AN: 407 Grave mistakes says Grammarly~~

otoshi17Good · Jul 10, 2019

(AN: tags: JumpChain?, Self-Insert)
~~(AN: choking a not OP MC )~~

2 AM

I went to the bathroom with my cellphone after laughing to the comics of FGO I walked to my room to see... Nobu... why?
she creates an Arquebus and points at me I only show my hands and try to look the most innocent possible

she says something in Japanese... I don't understand I try to talk to her in English.... she doesn't understand...
I take out my cellphone and open google translator... and write "hello my name is Wiliam"(~~AN: not my real name~~)

she smiles and says something which I don't understand but I think is something about being impressive...
I write again in the cellphone "if you are Oda Nobunaga nod your head if not cross your arms"
she looks at me with a piercing gaze and nods.

I activate the function for talking to be translated.... "do you know the Cristian calendar?" and she nods
"Oda Nobunaga this is the year 2019 it has been more than 500 years since you died" and that stops her on her tracks

"this machine can allow us to talk" the translator talks in Japanese... she talks and the translator says
"who are you?"
"my name is Wiliam Potter"(AN: I don't know... I wouldn't use Albion again)
"I am Oda Nobunaga Great Demon King of the 6th Heaven"

*sigh*"I know but you are different than the Oda Nobunaga of this world"
"what?"
"look let me show you" I walked to my computer turned on my tv to show my computer screen and opened Wikipedia, thanks good people to put the change language in the side-bar
I opened Oda Nobunaga Japanese Wikipedia page and she turns to look at the text...
this continues for some time I start to scroll down the page until she says stop and I wait

after the whole page is read she says
"This isn't my life...."
"without a doubt this form as a female that I know you is from a game"
"a game?"
"a technological game you could call it like that" I opened the Nobu archer FGO wikI she looks at her image then I scroll down to her biography and I wait for her to finish reading
"I understand" is the only thing she said

my phone flashed and something strange was in it... Status... Skills... Inventory... Quests... Shop... if my cliches senses didn't hit me in the head with Sledgehammer I suppose this is 'the Game'...
I clicked in the shop and the first thing that appeared was Language Comprehension.... cost 5 points... I clicked buy and a message appeared
"Are you sure? it will remove 5 points per language and 100 for all languages" it appeared that I had the 100 but it was better if I selected only the per language and select Japanese.

"hey Pay attention to me," said Nobu
"I can speak to you now?"
"Yes!! you can now! what did you do? is related to that machine?"
"in some way, I want to believe is related to it but I suspect that something more magical has happened"
"Magical? haha the gods are dead and they don't exist believing in something like that is for peasants"
"sorry for being a peasant but currently almost all nobility has been destroyed"
"huh?"
"let me explain you a bit of the process of the world"

I started to explain to her(?) the movement of the world the discovery of America, the French revolution, the Rights of Man, atheism, Industrial Revolution, the form of democracy, both World Wars, the most destructive weapon of all humanity, the current world of instead of nobility corporations controlling the world
she kept listening of all what I said, the random theories, the predictions of the future and after more than 2 hours talking she only said "Cool"
"*sigh* now I need to understand what will happen in the future" when I checked what hour it was the color of my face disappeared after seeing that it was already 10 AM

"Nobu please remain here I need to go somewhere"
"No!"
"what?"
"I want to see the outside world, all of the changes in life I want to see them," she says while smiling
"*sigh* I am going to regret it later but let's go"

when I touched the knob of the door light appeared and when I opened my face I was in the middle of a forest with a demonic ritual in front of me?
then a light appeared and what came out was Nobunaga onee-san Avenger?
"So this me has become an Avenger..."
"Uhahaha! Quite an unlucky occurrence."
"So be it! I'll carve the Demon King of the Sith Heaven, Oda Nobunaga's way of life all over your soul!"
"Are you my new servant?" she looked at me and when she checked again to look at me again she said

"Fuhahaha! aren't you the young man I meet before that told me about the future!!" she says while looking at me.
"*sigh* the world is weird," I said while looking at the sky
"Fuhahaha! the world is weird because when our original view can't compare to our new image everything will appear weird to you, master"

"*sigh* let's get away from here before anyone sees us"
"yes I want to see the so-called new world that you said so many years ago"

"arent you too easily accepting this?"
"I should be the one asking that I already died and the Throne of Heroes already told me information about the world"

"*sigh* so I am in a holy grail war?"
"yes master"

"why?" my phone vibrated, when I looked to it I saw a that it had a new app called "Game" I opened and the menu that appeared previously opened.
there a new option 'Help' with a mark of notification... I clicked it and show me:
[Congratulations you are now a Jumper

]
"Really ROB?"
[Yes

]
[you are currently in the 5th Holy Grail War]
[you are going to be giving missions and giving points as rewards to spend in the shop]
[This Holy Grail War will be different since you summoned an extra class Avenger and a ruler will appear to kill her]
[Survive! and the next Jump is after the end of the war

]
[-ROB]

I fell to my knees and said almost cried saying "why!!!?"
"Stop your crying, let's go to the outside of this forest to see the so-called new world" and she started to walk in front of me

"WAIT!"
"mm?"

"can you disappear your cape? your sword? the red light you are generating?"
"why would I need to?"

"to not allow people to recognize you"
"and why shouldn't people recognize me do you think someone can defeat me?"
"yes, I beliv-" the sword shot between my legs with an angry Nobunaga-sama looking at me.

"Nobunaga even if you were immortal in your previous life, that was previously now you have died and are the representations of the Throne of Heroes of you" she still didn't put the sword away
"and if you kill me you are going to return to the Throne again" she finally sighed and put away her sword

"I can disappear what you said" and the cape, sword, and over edgy light disappeared... except her armor... that is going to be difficult
"can you disappear your armor?"

"Do I even need to do it?"
"we need to appear normal people and no normal people walk with armor"

"and what do I use? I will not be naked" she said while looking at me viciously
"aaaah I let the search for clothes later...." I looked at my cellphone and clicked the shop... Normal Adaptive Clothes... 5 Point... Buy
in the inventory, the clothes appeared,

"here, some clothes" and I pass them to her
"Don't start creating fire since..." she started to strip in front of me... I looked away

"oh?" she said with an audible amusement

after some minutes she finished wearing clothes... some black jeans and a dark brown sweater

I looked to the ritual and I found .... her hat... the hat she used when she was young
"here" I pass it to her
"what?" she looks at it in confusion
"is your hat isn't it?" I took it and put it above her head, it looked weird between the flashbacks of normal happy Nobu and Nobunaga onee-san looking angry at me
I just started running to were I could see the end of the forest with an angry adult Nobunaga with the intentions to at least torture me

~~(AN:80 Grave mistakes says Grammarly)~~

otoshi17Good · Jul 14, 2019

(AN: tags: High School DxD, Self-Insert, OP MC, Waifus)~~(AN: left the original tags of the snippet~~)

Interlude: Ophis

I was bored.
I was hearing things about the expansion of the brigade and what not when suddenly my blood started to boil, I let my power slip out of me and everyone in the room became pale.
"Lady Ophis?" the Chinese man with the Sacred Gear I needed to return home asked.
"I am going outside," I said and teleported away.
-

I could feel my blood boil like something was calling me, it was calling me by my race itself something that shouldn't be possible and only Great Red should be able to do.
it was calling near the Greek pantheon, it was worrying, if it was a trap of some kind... but my blood want it my body want it and when I was outside the room that had what was calling me power... power equally to mine... the power that it was above mine for a fraction...
I need to see what was... I need it...

when I entered the room there was a young man waking up from his bed... the bed was already destroyed as an eternity had passed.
the young man was seeing something that I couldn't.
"...powerful..." I couldn't say anything else even if his face was surprised his eyes appeared like had seen everything that was me.
I asked if he could help me and he said yes... he started to say things about the future... that I will be betrayed at first I didn't believe him until he swore by his power that he would help me at that moment I knew that everything that I had built before was worthless before his help.
-

he asked for something... he asked for the Sacred Gear and for a way the pervert black crow can pass him the Sacred Gear.
I went directly to him and took him by force, when he asked what I wanted I told him about extracting the Sacred Gear he was alarmed and fearful but when I demand it he sighed and took a strange machine with him and we went directly to the Chinese kid and directly faint him and cut his limbs.

we went directly with the kid and transferred the Longinus to him, I need him to be more powerful so, I asked him what will he do now, he told me about the Norse God of Magic and the way to learn magic.
he gave me a sweet drink that I drunk completely at the moment he gave it to me, I couldn't resist and asked for another one that he gave me as the last one.

after teleporting away he asked me to open the barrier of the Norse Pantheon.
he started to cut open his arm and started to rip off tissue of his arm, he would sleep an hour and do it again and again... until he did it 5 times and when he made a rope and was happy about it until he saw the branch of the tree and he started to do it again...
he did it by almost an eternity until he finished the rope to be able to hang himself in the tree, he gave me some books/comics or manga how he called them, I started to read about them the weird imagination of the mortals...

I cried with some of them and when a week was about to pass a Time Barrier was created... after some time I manage to finish all of the books he gave me but there where some that weren't finished and I wanted to finish them so I created a portal to the outside world to search for the continuation.
at first, I feared that the Barrier will break with the portal to the outside world but it didn't so I was happy to grab every manga that I saw...
-

Time passed... I manage to finish all of the mangas, there were some centralized about the normal life of a mortal so I started to learn about them but still all of the manga that I could search for I had already read them... until I found something called Doujinshi... story created by fans about the mangas.
I started to read about them... until something strange happened the drawn mortals started to do something that I didn't know about... it was mentioned in the mangas about it, "Sex" I didn't know about it.
I started to feel weird and with a weird feeling between my legs... (~~AN: there isn't any SEX scene...~~)
I searched the internet about it... Sex... and a helpful website called Wikipedia said about the way living beings reproduced between a Male and a Female... after more search on the internet and said something about love between the Male and Female... I searched for love and the answer was feeling something special for someone of the opposite sex.

I tried to think about all of the people that I knew... Great Red... Hate... the weirdo that was even bigger than Great Red... weirdo... the Shiny old man... nothing... the Gods... nothing... and while thinking I only could see him still hang up by the rope of his owns tendons...
him... the feeling of my blood when I was close to him... he could be... no, he IS...
the feeling to always wanting to be by his side... it was Love...

I started to read books... no mangas with drawings but boring books about psychology wanting to learn about Love...
after 100 years he woke up... the way he looked at me, the way he acted I finally manage to understand it.. and when I was in front of it I couldn't stop and said "How Cute".
it made him blush and asked how I knew that reference... after explaining the Time Barrier he made and the fact that only 1 week has passed he was relaxed, to say the least.
-

I asked him what he was going to do next and he said he was going to rob a grave... he then said that it was the grave of the King of Magic and steal the ring more overpowered in the world...
after flying around a dessert we found the entrance of the Grave... it was a dungeon and he decided to skip it and decided to break the floors to reach the end... the dungeon was 100 floors deep.

he took the 10 rings of the corpse... one of them had the energy of the Shiny old man... when he saw the last Gold Ring for some reason he got angry and kicked the corpse... he wore the rings and I felt his presence increase to the point of the Shiny Old Man, then a golden light appeared of the entrance and he hugs me and teleport us away.
I felt his warm... I hug him back... (~~AN: I don't know how to write...~~)

when the teleportation finished he wanted to separate...
"Ophis we are going to my parent's house"
"ok"
"not ok... what are you wearing isn't normal, in fact, the way you look inst normal"
"the way I look?"
"Ophis don't you know from the mangas that you look almost like a kid?" he said with almost a suspicious look
"the mangas had all different drawing styles, somewhere muscle body and others weren't mortally possible," I said while thinking about all of the mangas.
"*sigh* can't you change your form to something that looks more adult," he said while looking dejected
I didn't want to cause a problem so I used my power to look older, I now had almost his stature and to hug his arm without a problem I had to tilt "here?" I said while looking almost confused.
"now we need more clothes for you since that clothes aren't normal," he said.
before he could say anything I formed my clothes to something I had seen before "Here?"
*sigh*"yes this will do"

he brought me to his parent's house and when I saw them I could see their deaths in 50 years.
her mother gave some cake that was delicious.
he went upstairs so I appeared in his at his bed.
he asked me if I wanted to drink some wine... I said yes since I never drank wine before.
he drunk a lot... and for some reason, he started to hub me... I didn't stop him but hub him more... the clothes were in the way...I disappeared my clothes... his clothes were in the way... I burn the clothes, he didn't even feel it...
his warm assaulted my body I just wanted to be with him...and for the first time in a long time, I manage to sleep...

(~~AN:130 Grave mistakes says Grammarly~~)

otoshi17Good · Jul 14, 2019

(AN: tags: Multi(?)-OC, Self-Insert, OP MC, Waifus)

I was masturbating... not the best moment to be found at the moment but something that almost all people in the world have done it.
I saw the HentaI Image I was watching and for some stupid reason I said "I wish you were here..." and boom she appeared King Artoria Pendragon Lancer in full Royal Lingerie.
"What?" she looked at me in confusion... and I said "I wish you weren't here..." and she disappeared; I tried 3 more times and in the last one she directly put her left hand in my mouth so I couldn't speak.
"Stop Doing THAT!!!" she said with an angry look I only nodded since Golden Light began to appear behind her and almost materialized light lance appears in her right hand.

I raised my hands in the air and only noded for more than 10 seconds...
after that, the light behind her back disappeared and she sighed and said "Who are you? what do you want from me?"

"well, that's a misunderstanding Queen Artoria I suppose?"
"King Artoria Pendragon of all Ingland"

"*Sigh* I swear if you are a woman why are you using king?"
"Because the people will not follow me if they knew I was a woman" she sighed too for some reason and said

"in all times the masses are idiots huh"
"yes but now who are you?"

"as I was saying this is a big misunderstanding..."
"in what?"

"first of all... don't you see the 'clothes' I suppose that you are wearing"
when she heard me she looked bellow and saw the greatest masterpiece in all FGO... the Royal Lingerie... her eyes went wide open and she used her hands to cover herself while blushing
"kyaah"
"woah a Blushing Artoria Lancer... if I could take a photo of this I could become rich," I said while trying to create Photographic Memory to remember this at my death bed...

"STOP LOOKING!!! and she punches me... did you know? a 5 Stars female Servant is capable to raise castle with a punch? well, I had just learned it the hard way...
I was sent to the wall and I swear some of the bones cracked... I lost conscious while looking at a blushing and surprised Artoria... Worth It...

-

I woke up while feeling refreshed for some reason, I felt warm in the back of my head and when I opened my eyes I saw a white bulge, it moved and when I recognize it with what I last experience I moved away from the fastest I could.
it was King(?) Artoria looking at me "What?"
"why did I wake up with a legs pillow?"

"because it was the easiest way to pass your life energy so you could heal faster," Artoria said like it was the most normal thing to do.
"*Sigh* this is the weirdest thing that had happened in my life"

"I still suspect that everything is a joke of Merlin in his so-called 'Training'" she said sternly.
"I don't know Merlin but I don't intend to summon him... if what I do could be called summoning"

"Yes I used your computer to learn about the world." she while pointing to the computer where I was watching Hentai
"*sigh* Dear Artoria why do you know about computers?"

"because the Throne of Heroes gave us basic information about the world so we can appear like 'Normal' people"
"that is good... so, you saw the differences between your world and mine?"

"yes, no magic, Here I am a man, World Map, Flying Machines, World Wars and Unification of Ingland," she said the last one smiling
"do you want me to Unsummon you?"

"NO!" she says while looking wary at me
"OK... OK... Sorry, I just wanted to know if you wanted to return wherever you were before"
"before I was just static... I felt that I existed but at the same time no... I couldn't move... I couldn't do anything... I was just existing but I couldn't even think anything just feeling alive but frozen forever"
"that's... harsh..."

"it's ok I feel happy to feel alive at the moment," she said while smiling like an angel...
"I am going to test more of my ability..." I stopped the moment what I saw what was in my right hand... the command seals of FGO... "Artoria"
"Yes?"
"I command you to rotate to your right 3 times then 3 times to your left and finish with a cute pose smiling," I said while trying to look the most neutral possible...

as if she was a robot she moved outside of the bed and started to do the commend... I couldn't resist and started laugh at the end of the cute pose... she became angry and summoned her lance and started poking me with it...
"AH hahaha! AH hahaha!..." after some time I stopped laughing and she stopped poking with her lance... "Hey if you applied too much pressure you could have killed me"
"that is the consequences of laughing to Honorable Knight and every knight at least should be able to control his strength even while sleeping"

"ok... now I could confirm something..."
"what?"
"I didn't exactly summon you, I wished you were here and you appeared an imaginary being that should only be imaginary appeared in the 'Real' World that is strange but it appears that the method of summoning you was that I made the contract from FGO so I can use Command Seals"
"*sigh* I see... and what you wish for Master?"
"well, nothing... I still need to learn the limits of my power of wishing"

-

after multiple tests I manage to discover that I can wish for objects too... and that Artoria became a shut-in since she only watches series on Netflix...
is strange the wish for objects if I wish for a common red potion we will don't know what it will be about the potion... there are on the internet millions of drawings of a red liquid inside a crystal bottle but I think what was that the power took as the base of the wish...
it took the knowledge of the author... if I wished for an HP potion of Skyrim the potion will regenerate health...

with that knowledge, I tried the most overpowered thing to do... I copied the image of a potion paste it in paint and added a parameter...
'allows the consumer to have Photographic Memory' and I said to the image on the screen "I wish it to appear" a crystal bottle with a light blue liquid appeared in front of me...

I will need to test it... between the Netflix-weeb or me I suppose I will do it.
"Artoria *sigh*," I said looking at the weeb that was lying on my bed while reading manga in my tablet...
"yes?"

"why are you using my clothes?"
"is the only thing there was in so is better to than using my armor or the Lingerie"

"*sigh* I am going to test something... it could kill me so if I die sorry for returning you to the Throne of Heroes," I said while opening the bottle
"what?" she looks at me surprised

I drunk the potion... it didn't have a flavor at all... my head started to hurt... after some time and waking up again in the Legendary Legs Pillow I could remember everything... all of my life to the most minuscule detail... so this is Photographic Memory...
"did woke up?"

"yes... ah" she hit me! why?
"why are you so stupid?"

"that isn't something you should say to the person you are worried about"
"I don't want anyone to disappear..."

"wait! I don't know that part of the history of you"
"well you can learn..." she said while smiling

"then you can tell me in the future..."
"you knew that you could ask me to test the potion right?"
"mistakes were made."

I decided to test one of the most overpowered potions that I could think of... 'the consumer gains the ownership of the Gate of Babylon with the ownership of all of the treasures inside'
"I wish it to appear" and a crystal bottle with a golden liquid appeared in front of me...
"here goes nothing" hurts... everything hurts... "AAAAAAAAH!!!"

-

I woke up again in Legs pillow.
"what the hell happened?"
"that's what I wanted to ask you!" an angry Artoria said.

"I used my power to get ownership of the Gate of Babylon and everything started to hurt and lost consciousness"
"*sigh* you know, when I am in the bathroom I don't want to suddenly hear the screams of a man outside you know?"
"sorry"

"and what does this 'Gate of Babylon' do?"
"hehe infinite Treasures"

"Greed all man always succumb to it"
"because we feel we are alive and because we wish we live"

"*sigh* how much infinite are we talking about?"
"so much that the world cannot contain it, here let me give you a Gift" I pull out Caliburn, "I think this is yours"
she took it with trembling hands... when she touches it the Sword glowed as it recognizes her and she started to cry while hugging the sword.
"it's good that the first thing that I did was to ask for Photographic Memory" Good Job me! and I was hit again but this time with the scabbard...
it was different this time I didn't lose consciousness and my bones didn't crack...
"I am alive," I said while grinning

"why?" she said with a confused look still hugging the sword
"I don't know but it has to be related to the Gate of Babylon"

"does that I mean I can now hit you with all my power and not fear for your life?"
"Don't do it!! my house isn't made of steel to resist your full force"

"*sigh* I will need to resist the urges"
I made another potion 'the consumer will obtain 'the gamer' system with all that is related to it'
wish it... drink it... pain... woke up in legs...
"STATUS!"

[Wiliam Potter](AN: just... don't ask)
[Race: 33% Human]
that isn't normal... when I clicked in it, it said...
[Races are displayed from the lowest rank to the highest]
[33% Human]
[66% God]
[1% Immortal]

*sigh*"I'm not completely human anymore..."
"what happened?"
"do you know about it? Gilgamesh King of Uruk and King of Heroes was 2/3 god and because of that I think the world gives access to the Gate of Babylon by making me, 2/3 god..."
"that is bad I think"

"*sigh* I just don't know what to do with my life..."
"just live it?"
"wow thanks, I am cured"
"stop with the meme"

I kneel in front of her and took her hand and created a golden ring with the symbol of the infinite
"ok, Artoria Pendragon *sigh* will you marry me?" I gained a complete surprised Artoria!! a great addition to my collection.
"w.. why?!!!!"

"I don't know... I am now practically speaking immortal and I don't want to be loner forever"
"but why me?"

"quote 'I don't know' I mean I know about the basics of your life and from my knowledge you never married... the one stand with your sister doesn't count"
"still why me?" oooh a blushing Artoria my collection is increasing well

"first you are cute,
second, you have your self-esteem,
third, you are the only person in the world that knows about my broken power,
fourth you have your own will to oppose me as a Holy Maiden/Man so I don't become suddenly crazy
and fifth you are cute"
"calling me cute two times isn't enough" ooooh more blushing
I close to her and started to stretch her blushing cheeks... "josh my cute Artoria we have an eternity to look after..."

"I didn't accept"
"then what you want to do?" now that made her confused

"I mean we are immortal... how will you live? realistically speaking you will be following me so we will be technically speaking married..."
"that does not mean being married," she said while blushing and looking down
"yes but we have an infinite in the future so let's get along Artoria"
"*sigh* yes Master"
"not master, my name"
"Yes Wiliam"

"Perfect, now I have to present you to my parents"

~~(AN:128 Grave mistakes says Grammarly)~~

otoshi17Good · Jul 21, 2019

(AN: tags: High School DxD, Self-Insert, OP MC, Waifus)

I have to use spells to clean the Mansion, it had 8 bedrooms but I removed 2 to make a workshop, all magicians need a workshop, the most interesting thing of the mansion I think it will be the fact that it had a library...

"Ophis," I asked to my hugging Overpowered Dragon God in my left hand.
"yes William?" she said while looking to my eyes.

"Do you know where to get the Sephiroth Graal?"
"No."

"Do you know someone that could have the information?"
"Maybe in the Khaos Brigade," she said while thinking

"well, we can always visit them later"
"Yes we could, but what do you want to do with the Sephiroth Graal?"

"get knowledge from all of the dead?"
"if you were to try to get yourself the Sephiroth Graal? you will become crazy...."

I sat in the couch while I asked the summoned maids for a glass of water
"Normally that will be correct but if I learn how the Graal works I can modify it to stop with the voices"
"Will you be able to do it I mean not even the Christian God could" aaaaah the worried face is killing me...

by that time the Maid had returned with my water and a coke for Ophis
"haha, of course, I can, do you think that the Longinus had that form and was black colored?"
"No."

slipping my water I said "of course it wouldn't I modify it when I activate it and changed its form and properties"
"what?" oooh a surprised Ophis a fine addition to my collection

"The original True Longinus had the trait to kill Gods, mine has the trait to Kill"
"you downgraded the Longinus?"

"no I am not stupid, I made the Longinus capable to kill everything if the Longinus were to fall in the ground the ground will be killed"
"the Longinus doesn't work that way!!"

"of course it didn't work that way. In a different Dimension, there is a young man he had the Eyes of the Shinigami"
"How does that-"
"shhh, he could see lines if he marked that lines everything will die from living beings to even spells of magic he could kill, my Longinus now has the same ability but instead of seeing the lines the spear creates the lines in front of itself and also can pierce anything"
"that is impossible"

"it's magic, what did you expect?"
That modification was a pain in the ass, I originally wanted to use Excalibur but since Ophis can gift me the OP as fuck Longinus then I should take the offer and made it even more OP.
"Ophis, how we will be living together in the mansion?"
"huh?"

"I mean do you want your own roo-" "yours, I will sleep with you right?" OOOOh cute adult Ophis is killing me and her blush while I hug her is now giving me a heart attack
"of course of course," I said while patting her head...

"Ophis while you can enter everywhere in the house just don't enter my Workshop since I will have delicate experiments there"
"arent I delicate?" she said while looking at my eyes and before I could respond she directly kisses me.
"MM!!?" why the hell she is even hugging me even more tightly????

I forcefully separate us and I manage to say "what???"
"what? didn't you expect we would do this?" she says with a smile while licking her lips

I kneel and start crying "what happened with my cute and innocent Ophis!!!!?"
"she learned about the world from anime and manga," she said while smiling
"I evil god of sloth curse the damn manga and anime so that anyone that watches it shall live in sloth"
"haha" she started laughing while I suffered from the loss of my innocent Ophis

I walked like a zombie to the master bedroom and went directly to sleep... there was no bed in the room... I summoned one and went to sleep.
..
.

soft... I felt the fate of an Ecchi Harem LN attacking me... this is a Cliche...
I opened my eyes and saw black. it tried to move but Ophis was hugging me. she really didn't want to let me go if a human had received this strength he will have died as a paste.

I had to use a secret skill 'Tickling'...
"hahaha" she lost the majority of her strength so I slipped away and continue tickling her.
"How does it feel young lady?"

"It feels funny!! hahaha"
"then I will continue doing it" I started to do it faster until she laughed and...

"hahaha *ptifff*"(AN: I don't know how to write sounds) a white ray shot out of her mouth and destroyed the ceiling...

"I will need to repair that*sigh*" I stopped tickling her and only looked to the sky...
"ha... sorry"
"is not your fault just... try to control yourself more."
"I will try"

I hold her hand and started to repair the ceiling... the devils should be able to remove the memories of the common humans.
"so Ophis will you help me get the Graal?"
"Whatever you want dear"

I blushed
"did that-" before she could continue I directly kiss her, that got her to blush so is my win I think?
"let's get going," I said with almost a robotic voice
"yeah," she said with almost the same voice
..
.

we started eating breakfast in the lounge.
"mm, astral maids really knew how to cook"
"yes"

"so, Ophis where is the Graal?"
"I think that it's in the Khaos Brigade"

"so what are we waiting for?"
"for you to decide to go?"

"then let's go the Secret dimension of the Brigade"
she swept her hand and a portal appeared to a red world, the earth was gray and the sky was red and everything was burning...
"The fact that everything is burning is normal?"
"no"

"The fact that there is burned corpses and piles of corpses around is normal?"
"some times yes"
*sigh*" this will take more time than I want it to take..."
..
.

so after talking with the 'locals' or better to say survivors it appears that after the disappearance of Ophis for extended periods of time(really? it was just 3 months!!!) the fallen angels and the Old Satan Faction started fighting, then Heracles started to fight and since there wasn't a Cao Cao to stop him everything became hell...
after a small discussion of 1 minute with Ophis, I directly took Valerie and collapsed the whole dimension killing everyone inside...
..
.

returning to our house I now had a tortured vampire girl that is so unstable that had to be put in a frozen state...
after trying to see her soul and saw that everything was shit I started to deliberate between just killing her and saving her suffering or trying to heal her...

I didn't know what to do so I went to ask her only friend that remained...
I teleported to the entrance of the academy and started walking to the Occult Research Group
I kicked the door open and said "HELLO everyone from the Rias peerage I need to ask something to Gasper"
obviously, no one was happy to my great entrance with Kiba pointing his sword at me, Akeno with lighting around her and Koneko(i think?) with a fighting pose of Street Fighter

"Who are you?" an almost angry Kiba said
"didn't the brother of Rias inform her to no to molest the new transfer students?"
"so you are the new transfer students," said Rias.

"Yes let me present myself"
"I am William Albion the Evil God of Sloth"

"an evil god really? didn't that was destroyed?"
"not a common evil god please don't downgrade me so low I am the Evil God of sloth, sloth being my divinity meaning that as long people have sloth I will exist," I said while smiling

"*sigh* what do you want from Gasper?"
"I just wanted to ask him if I should kill her friend to ease her pain or try to heal her..."
well that is a shocked expression dear Rias "do you think he will be able to decide"

"well I don't know but I want the Sephiroth Graal that she has so... maybe I could kill her get the Graal and then revive her and heal her, mmm that should work... I will do that"
I opened a rift to the entrance of the mansion and said "forget everything I said I will try to modify the graal for the time being"
..
.

when I opened the door I found something that I didn't expect... a man with blonde hair, green sad eyes, golden armor and halo above his head.
"may I ask who are you and what are you doing inside my house?"
"I am Michael second in command of Heaven"

"*sigh* so what do you want from a normal Evil God like me?"
"there is not normal Evil God, evil gods haven't existed before, father had a theory that if Lucifer managed to get the power of faith he may have been able to become an Evil God but he didn't manage to do it so to an Evil God to suddenly appear is something that All Factions have to consider"

he looked attentively to my right hand and to the rings that I was wearing.
"*sigh* you were the grave robber that entered Solomon's tomb"
"don't say it like that I wanted to learn from the King of Magic but I didn't expect him to be a fraud"

"so now what? do I start a complete war against Heaven?"
"no of course not, we cannot damage you unless father... father was here to attack you"

"ok it's not like I want to waste time in the war, now that I think about it does the Christian God have a soul?"
"father?"

"I mean couldn't he be resurrected with the Sephiroth Graal"
"*sigh*of course he cannot be resurrected the old satans destroyed anything that could be called a soul from him in the attack"
"Sorry, I will start trying to understand the Graal if you are going to remain inside the house you shouldn't make too much noise or you will make Ophis anger"
well, even an angel can become pale... he said an excuse and teleported away... I need to add barriers to protect the mansion...

~~(AN:96 Grave mistakes says Grammarly)~~

otoshi17Good · Jul 21, 2019

(AN: tags: Multi, Self-Insert, IP MC)(~~AN: IP= Infinite-Power MC~~)

I blinked.

my mind exploded.... pain hit me, the world shifted my brain started to hurt... I started to experience everything, from every angle, from every molecule, backward to the start of time... I knew everything about the reality...
Time was paused and when I looked bellow I saw my body on the floor with his head exploded.

I started crying while laughing knowing that I became immortal and that I will suffer eternal isolation
I reformed my body before anything had happened with an Infinite brain to let it support my reality weight, I tried to start time again but less than a second after my brain exploded again.... the reality worked because of me and needed to permit to let 'logic' to work.
I created a system, an automatic system that made the work for me, I added all possible security ways to not let the system be stolen through it wouldn't work since the only reason the system worked is that I allowed.

With a newly reformed body and a functioning World System, I created a Save State and resumed time.
everything worked normally but I decided to test if there was someone else like me... I erased time, fun fact if time disappears Space self destroys... I was an abstract being and no one did something... there wasn't anyone like me...

I decided to live my life as a 'normal' human...
the only thing I did with my powers was to finish the incomplete FANFICs and untranslated novels/manga/anime... now that I think about it, it's stupid to read translated things if you can auto-learn the language...
I only read the normal way and the perfect way of the novels/fanfics... I read the true ending of Doraemon...
everything went uneventful, I never manage to marry, I never manage to get a spark with someone and at the age of 86 years old a heart attack killed me, a random programmer. only some close familiars visited my funeral, no one cried, I was always a lonely person but still that affected me a bit.

I returned to the 1st save. this time let the world burn with weirdness since I will do whatever. all language comprehension, infinite luck, insane brainpower.
I dropped out of College after winning the lottery... 5 times, I started to travel around the world sometimes I manage to be a 'Hero' and saved someone, I walked all around the world for 2 years at age of 25 I created a company and presented at E3
the first full-immersion VR headset with the beta test game of a basic MMORPG, people thought that I was joking so in the booth I let them experience it, the gamers burned... 3 months later I started to sell it... with all the money that I got with it I did whatever I wanted an anime that didn't get 2 season boom there is one.
a game franchise that got forgotten but I liked boom new game, the author didn't continue written a story that I liked boom ending 1 week later, really the power of money made the world work.

US and major organizations not doing nothing about peoples suffering? boom suddenly major drama of all organizations and governments got out, boom world war 3... well that was a mistake...
new OS better than Windows/macOS/Linux combined New space ship that wasn't a rocket and used energy to fly not fuel.... new computers integrated to the brain.... new encryption method so no one knows what are you talking about.
and after all of that, I couldn't find any wife.... all were too easy, some were obvious that they only wanted money, some just liked my 'style' of randomness, some didn't like me at all and were following orders... all became repetitive...

so, again returned to the first save this time I am going Big Time so fuck logic.
the world trembled... all of the world at the same time trembled... no one died... it was weird, buildings had fallen and no one died... suddenly it was found that a new island with the same size of Australia appeared bellow Hawaii
with the satellites it was found that there was Civilization inside of the island.

and when no one expected a voice was heard "Humans I am God"
"My Kingdom is in the new Island, I don't expect you to respect me but if anyone being Country or Organization dared to try to attack the Island death will be the best thing you hope will end"
"Familiars of the ones that give the order? executed. Familiars of the people that followed the order? Executed. People that Followed the order? a thousand years of torture. People that gave the order? Eternal Suffering and pain."
"This includes all members of the organization no one related escapes."

(~~AN: I don't know what to write here.... let's go to the next part~~)

and after some time and the destruction of North Korea, Russia and the US I decided to create the Reality project...
like a Chinese proverb that I read in a novel "from cero one was created, from one to two was separated, from 2 to 3 it was expanded and from 3 everything was created" (~~AN: I don't remember, it was something like that...~~)

One will have one dimension only and will be my home, the Infinite Palace, Two will have my world with all his parallel Universes and Three will have everything, a Multiverse of Multiverse, people cannot travel to another Multiverse, if they know the way, they can travel between their own Multiverse...

that way it was more easy to manage the Inifinite if a Multiverse is infinite... is there any difference to travel to another one? whatever...
I started to travel between the Multiverses with limited power since I wanted to feel, I was immortal yet I felt dead inside...

DxD as a normal human trying to kill a satan lets see how far can I go...
DxD as a new Magician reach the Root...
DxD all of the characters remember the previous 2 times lets see how everything explodes...
after some time I decided to live in a Multiverse, and after trying everything I could if I died not to return to that dimension unless it manages to made me feel Alive.

still, after 4 lifetimes, I didn't manage to get a wife... I swear beeing a 400~ Years old virgin was killing me inside but I didn't know what to do so the great reality check was held...
the best psychologists of all dimension were revived, scientists, famous people, Historical people, everyone that had experience in life, even the old man at the bar was called...
and I told them everything how I had lived, my fears, everything that had happened to me... and the best answer was the old man from the bar saying that I was coward and that I should make the jump to like a woman that I liked.

the only problem was existential... falling in love with flesh is a mistake(still I like them more beautiful than ugly)... to me the flesh was an illusion of the soul...
so I completed a wish from everyone involved and drop them in a new multiverse that I called the dumpster for people that know about the realities.
and I still didn't manage to find someone, I mean I didn't cheat and used the Infinite Search to find the perfect woman for me...
so I decided to throw away the small remaining morals that I had and created a life with the concept of the Infinity.
The perfect Woman(with 'big boobs'/Ass for cultural purposes) I saw her and I cried... I only hug her and let time wait... she had an Infinite body so she didn't need to eat but still... after 10 years of hugging it became boring...

I explained everything to her and made her my secretary, she had the same access levels than the system but she cants delete World Saves.
after playing between multiverse for a bit(~~cough 1000 years cough~~) we returned to the Infinite Palace and didn't know what to do... I started to try to decipher the 'Standart' Logic laws in a Pocket Dimension... she helped me and after managing to travel between Dimension only using the Fision Reactor... I just laid in bed and didn't know what to do...
after 1 month of laying in bed, my new secretary recommends me to bring 'Unique' people since I was bored and I decided to do it since I was bored.

I visited different Story dimensions talked to the MC/'Most OP person' and after some basic negotiations of immortality and the ability to travel between my the realities 1 and 3, they accepted the vassalage and now I became an emperor...

after everything was said and done I became a ROB... I kidnapped random people or reincarnated people around a Multiverse and see what happens, sometimes the MC finished the story(its rare)... sometimes the multiverses self-destroyed (I shouldn't have added Azathoth)... sometimes the MC didn't do anything(really dude?)... sometimes they became the thing they swore to destroy(harem protagonist)...
this gave me something to laugh about... until you see the same thing, over and over again... then it still troubles me that I was alone(with my secretary and random guards that were worthless)...

so, I decided to create a project... the infinite harem project and waited for the results of it.

otoshi17Good · Jul 24, 2019

(AN: tags: Harry Potter, Self-Insert, OP MC, Waifus?)

A CYAO was floating in front of me.

My bedroom became gray, my music stopped and my computer froze...

[Congratulations You Have Died!!] That isn't something I should be happy about!!!
[Cause of death 'Hearth Attack'] I should have made more exercise...
[And you have been selected to become the entertainment of a ROB] F-FUCK!!!
[You will reincarnate in the World of 'Harry Potter'] Well now I know I could die more than 100 different ways at least.
[Choose Your Own Adventure] That is a lie it should be 'Cover Your Own Ass'!!!
...
..
.

My final selection became:
-Reincarnated in magician family 'Lovegood', for some reason they gave me points instead of taking them away.
-Archmage perk, because reasons...
-Gods Mind, will give perfect memory and more calculative process but if I am an idiot to see a plot then I am an idiot.
-Perfect Body, immune to all diseases and gives me infinite charisma
-The Game, the game system...
-Experience for walking, since in this world you cant kill just because this will give the experience I will need to Level Up.
in the end, I selected 'OK' and everything became black.
...
..
.

I reincarnated as a baby, now I am William Lovegood.
After a year my little sister was born, Luna Lovegood.
at the age of 5, I dedicated myself to read and memorize all of the Lovegood library but when I was 9 and still didn't manage to see the ceiling of the library in the stairs I knew that it will be impossible.
My parents decided to gift me at the age of 10 my wand since I should practice for my future entrance to Hogwarts.
-

"Xenophilius, 12 inches, English oak with a Kneazle whiskers core," Ollivander says while looking at my father that enters the store first, when my mother entered the store after "Pandora 10 inches, Fir with a Thestral tail hair core" and when I entered he saw me and said "unknow"
"and what can I do for you Xenophilius?" he said while looking at me.
"We will come to you for the wand of my son William," my father said while smiling.

"yes I have almost all types of wand possible, let's start with this one," he says while taking a box from the pile and passes to me.
I take it "9 inches, English Oak with a Kelpie hair core" I put it in my hand and when I move it down it flyes off my hand...
"too small..." he says while thinking and looking for another one.
"and this one?" he passes me another box.
I take the wand "11 inches, Laurel with a Thunderbird tail feather core" I move it down and the wand expanded itself and I drop it...

"The size is correct but the wood and the core...." he looks behind and shows me another wand.
this time the wand created smoke from it.
"correct core but incorrect wood..." he takes it away and he started to pass me more to test...
after the 10th wand, he takes an old box in front of me.

"This wand has been in my family for generations and it has never received an owner" he presents me an old wand.
when I try it sparkles of all colors started to come from it.
"11 inches, Elder wood with a core of Dragon heartstrings," he says while looking at me with the wand.
"Ollivander is this ok?" my father says while looking at the sparks of my wand.
"the wand selects its owner if the wand says that he is his owner then he is," he says with a remembering face of something.
he looks straight to my face and says "William this wand is difficult to master, it will always ask for more and can change of master easily"
"it's ok Mister Ollivander, I want to start practicing already," I said while smiling
-

then in less than a month later my mother dies... shit...
everyone was sad... my father started to concentrate only on The Quibbler.

in the end, he contracted a maid...
after one month interacting with her:
"William, what are you doing?"
"a Margareth, I am testing some of the spells in the first-year curriculum"
I say while looking at the wood box in front of me "Wingardium Leviosa!" and the box started to float.

"impressive, how long have you studied the charm?"
"I started to practice with a feather yesterday" then a thought appeared in my head, I pointed a wand to her and said "Wingardium Leviosa!" and her skirt started to move up, when I saw her angry face I started to run outside the library and suddenly "Accio William's wand" and my wand disappeared from my hand... I knew if I want it back I need to ask forgiveness.
"sorry Margareth for my bad use of Wingardium Leviosa," I said while trying to look the most helpless possible.
she smiled, I shuddered as if I suddenly felt danger for my life...

after 7 months, my letter of acceptance to Hogwarts arrived in my birthday on the 6 of July.
Margareth accompanies me to buy my students supplies for the first year in Hogwarts.
-

the 1st of September I entered the train to Hogwarts with my sister, my father and Margareth seeing me off, inside the train, I sat at the side of Neville Longbottom and for some reason Ron Weasley(?) that was weird...
Neville was cool to talk with and with the funny interruptions of Ron it became easier to pass the time but it could be felt by talking with them that they will be Gryffindors.

Seeing the castle in the boats makes you think about the size and the 'mysteries' of magic.

Minerva McGonagall explained to us the basic rules for students and showed us the direction to the Great Hall and when we entered the song of the hat started... after the song Professor McGonagall started to say the name of the new students to be sorted.
Hermione to Gryffindor.
Ron to Gryffindor.

and then something weird happened...
"Artoria Potter," Professor McGonagall said and the whole Hall silenced while looking to the area.
A blonde girl with an ahoge started to walk to the stool, I was surprised, confused, fearful and a combination of all of them and it appear that she saw it since she looked at me directly.

After some time the Hat shouted "GRYFFINDOR!!!" the Gryffindor table exploded in cheers and claps and Professor McGonagall had to even say for them shut up.

Then it was my turn "William Lovegood", I started to walk to the stool, I could hear some say about the 'weird' family and when I sat in the stool and the hat in my head.

'oh, you are an ambitious one'
Never in Slytherin!

'Why? it will help you to get your desires'
I don't need help, I will get them myself with my own power.

'that was Salazar said and he needed help from the other 3'
...Just put me in Ravenclaw and let's be done with this.

'Are you sure? You have the potential for a Hufflepuff with your hard work and even for a Gryffindor with your will to fight your fear of Death'
Please, I already memorized all of the course of the first year and in this one, I will learn for the Second one and what I need isn't something to make me stupid or make me a harder worker I need knowledge for power because, in the end, Knowledge is power.

'All of the odd ones go to-' "RAVENCLAW!"

The Ravenclaw table started to cheer and I went to the table.
Dumbledore started his speech and ended with a warning about the 3rd floor.
The feast started and I ate everything I could see.
-

The Prefects show us the entrance of the Ravenclaw Tower and explained to us the order of the beds.
When everyone went to sleep I started working in my Original Magic.
-

The next day everything went easy, I already remembered all of the books of the first-year course so I became a Google saying the book answer.

The next day I received a letter from my sister *shivers* she still was sad about me leaving her but she 'plays' with the maid so is ok.
-

after 2 weeks of classes, the event finally happened 'Hermione is Jeaulus about me knowing more than her' thanks, Authors of fanfics in my previous life your exaggerated stories weren't completely wrong.

"William Lovegood?"
"Depends who asks Miss Granger"
"How do you study?"

"Aaah that thing yes is a really difficult method that only madmen will try it so I don't recommend you to use it"
"and the method is?"
"Reading, I have a photographic memory so I remember everything"
"photographic memory? then you already read the books so you can remember all of their contents"
"Yes, that's the only way to finish all of the questions that Snape creates on the spot"
"that's unfair"
"life is unfair, for example, Accio 'World Journal' Accio 'my pen'" my notebook and a pen appeared in the table.
"that spell, where did you get it?"
"huh? is a 4th-year spell I learn it since I thought it was useful"
"How did you got books about the 4th year?"

"Miss Granger I am from the Lovegood family, when I was 5 I started to read all of my family library and to this day I still didn't manage to even read less than 1% I think and between those books, of course, there are some old Hogwarts student books"
"Tha is even more unfair"
"Life itself is unfair" I got up from my chair and started to walk away
"wait, can I come to ask you about magic in the future?"
"yes-" FUCK!!!!! I raised a death flag of the 'Half-Teacher' now that I became related to the Main Cast, My probabilities of Dying skyrocket to over 50%!!!

-

It's weird.
Hermione asking me questions and the Main Cast following her isn't.
what is weird is the fact that there isn't a Ron Weasley in the Main Cast and the MC is Artoria...
She is Artoria I am 99% sure, she eats at least 1/8 of the food of the whole Gryffindor Table, she gives hope to her friends/followers and her ahoge moves according to her reactions!!!
when I said about the Essay of Snape, the ahoge tensed while she paled and shivered... its too weird...
.

The first year passed like in the books.
But before everything finished 1 month before the end of the school year I went with Dumbledore.

*Door opening*
"Well, inst Mister Lovegood."
"Hello Professor Dumbledore"
"and what can I help you with this unexpected visit"
"Professor Dumbledore I will like to ask you if you had any free time in the rest of the month to allow me to test a spell that I am working on and for you to coach me if something unexpected happens"

"Mister Lovegood the creation of a new spell isn't something that should be practiced for students the first year"
"Professor Dumbledore a normal student shouldn't but not me"
"*sigh* indeed Mister Lovegood, I think I could help you the Sunday as long is less than 2 hours"
"That will be enough Professor, thanks a lot," I say while bowing
"You are welcome Mister Lovegood and tell me what do you think about your first year in Hogwarts"
"Easy"

...

The day has come to test the spell that will change the world.
Dumbledore behind me in the Room of Requirement.

"Per meI et exaudI me prisca virorum nova acie venit" 'By my will hear me Old Heroes, a new battle has come'
"Illo certamine passim per me non audiat vocem meam a prisca virorum est creatus" 'By my will obey me Old Heroes, a new battlefield has been created'
"Stabunt coram me, per meum nova fabula prisca virorum quI nasciturus est" 'By my will appear before me Old Heroes, a new myth shall be born'
"Nova bella lucratus fuerit!!!" 'A new war shall be won!!!'
~~(AN: google translator doesn't work for Latin)~~

A golden light appeared a magic circle appeared before me and the light become so powerful that I had to close my eyes.
when I opened my eyes I saw a black man with white hair... I think he is Solomon he has a ring in each finger so it works for me as Solomon.
A blonde woman with an ahoge... at least she is an adult so she is Artoria Lancer.
and the last person was... Fem!Merlin... fuck...
Artoria saw to her sides and saw Fem!Merlin, She summoned her lance and started to attack him?/her? 'it'
Solomon retreated in the opposite direction.
Fem!Merlin is laughing while summoning magic shields.
I orz and said, "how the hell can I explain this..."

"Mister Lovegood, what was the purpose of your spell"
"*sigh* it was a contract with the world, Summoning an ancient Hero for the protection of Humanity and I being the vessel of their existence"
"that shouldn't be poss-"
"Professor Dumbledore is magic everything is possible but I think this isn't what should have happened..."

Artoria is still trying to attack Fem!Merlin but Solomon says something

"That is something impressive Young man"
"to impress the King of Magic Solomon I am more happy than sad," I said while smiling
"Indeed, I am the King of Israel Solomon, Contractor of the 72 Demons of Hell"

"Artoria stop you can attack me later first we need to talk with him" a Fem!Merlin said to an angry Artoria Lancer.

"now I think presentations are required: Hello Master. I am Merlin. People call me the Magus of Flowers. But you can just call me Merlin. I don't do well with formalities."
a still angry Artoria says "I shall answer your call. I am your Servant, Lancer. With this lance, I will be your strength. Artoria Pendragon rightful King of Ingland"

"*sigh* first thing first, Merlin... why are you a woman?"
"because I wanted? since I knew that the one that Summoned me was a man I thought that if I was a woman I could entice him."

"Bu..ut Merlin should be a man it shouldn't be possible," says a fearful, confused and who knows what more Dumbledore.
"Professor Dumbledore, He is the incarnation of the Hero Merlin, the Legend of Merlin says that he was half Incubus, how the wizards think of Merlin is different of what the whole Humanity knows about Merling..."
"And why King Arthur is a woman?"
"that is a complete mistake... I asked for the best magician, King Solomon, that Merlin Appeared too should be because we are in Ingland but Artoria is a complete mistake but Professor doesn't she looks a little too much like another Artoria in the School"
Professor Dumbledore stared directly to Artoria Lancer and sighed "indeed she looks like an Adult Miss Potter through I can't see the cheerful Miss Potter as a serious woman like her in the future"

"Being King isn't a relaxing Job," says Artoria Lancer.
"indee-" are? why I am seeing the ceiling? why...
-Black-

(AN:147 Grave mistakes says Grammarly)
(AN: can anyone at least give a like to feed me?)

otoshi17Good · Jul 26, 2019

(AN: tags: Worm/Fallout 4, Self-Insert, OP MC, Waifus?)
I was forcefully isekaied(AN: it this correct?). Fuck

ROB, Whoever the hell it is.
Gave the Fallout 4+ System, the '+' for not being limited but if I wanted something I had to design it or discover it.
Holodeck from star trek? you can create it just suffer who knows how much to discover all of the science required...

I manage to convince him to give EXP by sleeping and I think he didn't know anything about Fallout 4 since he allows it...
The Sole Survivor is Immortal... EXP by sleeping is just telling me to lose some years sleeping and I could unlock everything...
I have to say it 'Idiot ROB'

he wasn't complete idiot through... I appeared underground... after digging I manage to found some iron ore and created a pickaxe to mine more...
I created more tools and expanded the 3m*3m*3m cube that I appeared underground...
-
I created a bed, it thinks it is one... and slept for 1 year...
-
Level 47... let's go boys

MaxOut Intelligence and Luck... I will need them...
Science... Chemistry... Medic...
but I decided to sleep even more...
another year should be enough.
-
No, it wasn't...
FUCK IT, I will speel 30 years I think with that it will be enough.
-
YES, it was

having all perks make things easy, I compressed all of the dirt and waste materials and add them to my Inventory to create more 'Space'
-
After creating sufficient space I created my 'Vault' but it was empty...
I decided to invest my time in something a bit more productive, I will create the Synth in this world.
-
After who knows how many years I managed to created the second generation Synth, they were too basic I started working for the 3rd Generation and make the architecture with the objective of Expandability.
-
After creating the storage in light itself and computer-based on light and no electricity I did it. The 'Laser-PC' as I called them and with the new Quantum Laser Computer I managed to create the 3rd Generation Synth it was the 'Most Beautiful' Woman I could create I think.
The problem is that it didn't have her own thoughts, but with time she should create her own.

In my free time, I managed to discover that ROB was more stupid than I thought... the bugs of Fallout 4 work in real life... no the graphical or logic bugs of a hole in space itself. I mean bugs like Above possible special with the S.P.E.C.I.A.L. book, how did I got the book you ask, I create it... and it works.... really?

with my SPECIAL of 100 created with my chem of -100 to all SPECIAL I started to lost time... expanding the graphics of my Laser-PC to Holograms, creating more living environment for future Conscious Synths... wait I only had the first Synth I haven't made anymore...
Shit all-woman fuck it...
Wait I don't have weapons nor clothes to give them, new Armor Forge and Weapon Forge...

-
After some years my Assistant(waifu) manage to get her own Intelligence... I was so happy that I cried and hug her...
After some time talking with her she will be working with me and any new Synth that gains Consciousness they will be treated as living beings...
-
The 50 guards managed to gain Consciousness, 20 will quit being guards and will change to Entertainment professions, the rest will become half-guards, meaning that they will wear their armor and weapons almost all time but they will do whatever they please.

Then I had to give to my 50 guards the 'talk' about if they manage to fall in love with someone they can live together and after some time both of them can have kids... yes I will artificially inseminate since I was a pervert and made them all female, Mistakes were made I should have made them all FutanarI and be done with it...
I started to create more means of food to the point I could feed 1000 people.
-
Eureka in one time I was drunk I managed to create a hole in space itself, now we have a dumpster and I can dump all of the dirt of the excavations.
I made more Synths, they will be the problem of Future!Me.
-
I managed to create pocket dimensions

now we have infinite space to expand.
With the comprehension of space, I managed to create atoms so we don't have to mine again for resources.
-
Bad new fellow, if you make 51 Womans inside a tight space some of them will smell the pheromones so even if you are the ugliest guy alive you end up raped.
The first wasn't a problem since was my waifu... the 35 was the damn problem and for some reason the ones that already did it invite the ones that didn't and becomes a vicious cycle...
so I made some basic rules and asked if they didn't love anyone else and no one said anything, FUCK.
-
I created infinite energy!!!
-
I created a hole between dimensions... I now have to work in force fields, better lasers, better sensors and a lot of things... I need to work.
-
you know, the AT fields are amazing when you can control them, I mean an empty room you only press a button and magically there is a couch a bed and even carped laid in less than a second. we made them have 10% transparency to know that is an AT field furniture...
-
my Vault is too small for all of the Synths I decided to pass almost all of my vault to the pocket dimension to have an infinite size and made a complete city...
-
After all of my work I thought that it was time to create an Artificial Intelligence to make my work easier, don't get me wrong between the Synths there were some Scientists and even some that I believe we're better than me if it wasn't for my SPECIAL but having someone that can create instant simulations to test things is better.
-
I couldn't make and AI... in the end the first Scientist Synth decided to sacrifice herself to become an AI, she was still herself but without a body...
-
I decided to find the Sky in my home dimension, now that I think about it I was really stupid to do it until now, maybe I still had fear for what I could find above.

in my original cube of space I started to dig upwards making stairs and after who knows how many [35021 Stair Steps Master], yes thanks Athena but why are you still calling me 'Master'?
[Because is Kinky?]
That doesn't help me at all Athena.
[Fine William]
Good.
So as I was saying after some [35022] Athe-[35023]A-![35024] OK!! FUck after 35024[35025] fine 35026 stair steps I didn't manage to find anything but I started to hear some sounds, water running.

So, I started to dig in front of me and I managed to find!!!! a sewer? this is a fucking sewer system... I started to look around and managed to find an exit.
I found a manhole and its lid was labeled 'Brockton Bay Sewer'?
WTF? I spent who knows how many years bellow, how the hell I was bellow Brockton Bay?
[Master]
WHAT? And how many time do I had to tell you to not call me master?
[forever and I had found a network]

words that I didn't expect hearing were said... <PROCESSING...0%><PROCESSING...10%>
<PROCESSING...50%><PROCESSING...100%>
<PROCESSING DONE!!!> what?
[Its a network, its called the 'Internet']
Wikipedia?
[yes, how did you-]
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" I screamed I punched the nearby wall craking it...
"Master are you okay?" Synth Guard number a-something said.
"Yes... I am talking with Athena and why are you calling me Master?"
"because is Kinky? "
*sigh*There is Internet here? [Yes]
Show me Wikipedia I need to search for the history of this place...
-

Cape? PTR? Endbringers? what the Fuck is this place?
wait, Armsmaster? where the hell did I hear about something like that.....
WORM? fuck I know null about worm!!!
well, I can troll in the Parahumans Online Message Boards and now I have all of the Entertainment I can...

Athena
[yes Master?]
Stop calling me master and start copying the 'Internet'
[It will take approximately 10 Months since the velocity of all internet is slower than our LPC]
you are never going to live out of the Laser-PCs?
[no]
ok, start copying it.
[understood, do I copy it in your glasses or on the main data center in the Vault?]
if I remember correctly there was an AI in Worm so copy it inside a separated data center without connection to the Vault.
[OK]

-
there is only SB for fanfics and a bigger QQ for all NSFW ones... it appears that since the world itself is a Fiction people haven't dedicated to writing a lot...
the money is too easy to create... just small cents lost in a lot of transactions and now I have money to spend outside.
For the time being only 2 guards and my Assistant(waifu) can come outside for security reasons.
I searched for a Taylor Hebert, I think the MC was called like that?, and she is 12 years old, so this is before the Leviathan attack in Brockton Bay.
I created an account in the PHO boards and started to lose time there talking with all the people there as 'The_Vault_Dweller', they can't ban me so I can talk freely.
Some of the users there are already suspecting me as a tinker and are trying to search for me, is impossible but is a good hunt.
-

(~~AN: generic names will be used.~~)
After 2 years of trolling my hunters, I decided to open myself up.

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►The_Vault_Dweller (Original Poster) (I Have a Vault) (SCIENCE!!!) (Imperial Units are Stupid)
Posted On May 3rd 200X: (~~AN: I don't know about worm...~~)

Hello fools that have free time to try to find me.
This game is for the people that have tried to search for me in the last 1.5 years and haven't managed to find me.
I will leave an error to find me, I will be reading a book with glasses somewhere.
Who manages to find me I will give him a prize.
3rd place is an ATN
2nd place is a USB, specs(1 Yottabyte of capacity, no joke, and 100% no Tinker stuff)
1st place is secret.

Only 3 Hours for the Game. START!!!

►FlyingMan (Verified Cape) (I Can Fly,Weeee)
Replied On May 3rd 200X: (~~AN: I don't know about worm...~~)
What is an ATN?

►The_Vault_Dweller (Original Poster) (I Have a Vault) (SCIENCE!!!) (Imperial Units are Stupid)
Posted On May 3rd 200X: (~~AN: I don't know about worm...~~)
@FlyingMan
is an Advance Tactical Nuke
a weapon of ultra mass destruction. Creator me.
destroys 1Km*1Km*1Km of the space itself.
no matter what you try to defend yourself with it will kill you since all of your atoms, souls, and everything that was you will be eliminated from the dimension itself.
sounds bad? IS bad. Don't like the prize? #SUEME

►Strongggg (Verified Cape) (I Strong)
Replied On May 3rd 200X: (~~AN: I don't know about worm...~~)
@The_Vault_Dweller
are you telling me that you are giving weapons of mass destruction if someone manages to find you?
and how the hell do I have multiple souls?

►The_Vault_Dweller (Original Poster) (I Have a Vault) (SCIENCE!!!) (Imperial Units are Stupid)
Posted On May 3rd 200X: (~~AN: I don't know about worm...~~)
@Strongggg
Yes but there hasn't been anyone that has managed to find me, even Dragon couldn't and she is still trying at the moment, I think.
and about the souls don't ask.

►Dragon (Verified Cape) (Tech Wiz) (Verified Canadian)
Posted On May 3rd 200X: (~~AN: I don't know about worm...~~)
@The_Vault_Dweller
did you put an error in your security to be able to be tracked?
and how do you have those banners?

►The_Vault_Dweller (Original Poster) (I Have a Vault) (SCIENCE!!!) (Imperial Units are Stupid)
Posted On May 3rd 200X: (~~AN: I don't know about worm...~~)
Dragon
yes, I swear for the name of my Vault 69 (~~heh... 69...~~) wait did you already gave up to search for me?
about the banners, is magic

if anyone manages to claim a prize I will post it here.

►Dragon (Verified Cape) (Tech Wiz) (Verified Canadian)
Posted On May 3rd 200X: (~~AN: I don't know about worm...~~)
@The_Vault_Dweller
We already did. after 1 year, the resources to search for you were moved to other projects.
-

So that small troll in the Forums made me in this situation.
"Do I interrupt you?" Armsmaster said.
"No, it's ok," I said.

"Good now Vault Dweller, you are to come peaceably or with handcuffs to the PRT?"
"I am impressed I mean, I gave an error but to be found within the time limit isn't something that I expected"

"You should say your admirations to Dragon"
"Maybe, so do you want to see my Vault? or do you want the 1st prize?"
"do you really have a Vault?"
"of course is inside Brockton Bay in fact"
"where?"
"somewhere..." I look at his eyes and he falls like a puppet that his strings were cut.
I teleport with him to the entrance of the vault and woke him up.

"W.. what?"
"Welcome to the entrance of the vault. I am pretty sure you are recording everything but I don't care, your connection to the outside world is cut but you can record everything that you will see"
"I have to contact the PTR"
"and I don't give a damn if I was a villain I would have destroyed the world."
"how?"
"destroying the atmosphere, Vacuum collapse, the same ATN but for cities, poison, mutants, robots, eliminating all of the powers of capes, really with science you can do everything..." I finished with a smile to the pale Armsmaster

"but whatever let me show you the vault, a before I forget your lie detector and sensors apart from the camera will not work in the vault or me." I tap in a certain way the wall of the sewer and the brick wall opens to reveal an elevator entrance.
I look back and gesture while saying "after you"

he doubts a bit but ends up entering the elevator. I enter after him and press the only button on the panel. the door close and the classic elevator music starts.
after 30 seconds he asks. "how long is the elevator?" "7 kilometers, hey at least is better than the first option of the stairs"
another 30 seconds and the music stops. the door opens and reveals the Vault door 69 but with slight modifications now it has before the door an AT Field to receive the first impact.

I come close to the door and the AT Field creates a hole for one person, I look back and Armsmaster decides to enter. I enter the interface with my Pip-Boy and give the command to open the Vault Door.
Aaah, music to my ears, what comes behind the door is another elevator but this one is a crystal one. the institute elevator. I press the button to open it and we come inside at the same time.

the door closes and when the elevator comes down the city is shown, a full-fledged City with artificial Sunlight. more than 100000 Synths working and creating more. Some small space ships going to the other dimensions.
when I look to Armsmaster he is well to dumbfounded and cannot say anything.

The elevator takes us to the highest building, my house, to a floor with a living room, I sat at the couch and say "and what do you think of the vault?"
Armsmaster staring at me and says "it's Good"

"ah before I forget, the RAW image of your camera and microphone is being actively live-streamed to 10 different sites including the PHO Boards"
"now for your prize, I think for you it will be good this," I said while taking out a small object size of a soda can and throwing it to him
he catches it and while looking to it asks "what is this?"

"my friend, this is infinite energy also if you for any reason try to analyze it, it will self explode with an explosion of a Tactical Nuke, a nuclear explosion of 1km radius but yea is infinite energy"
"it was a pleasure to have you in the Vault but I will have to send you away"
"wai-" and he was teleported to the restaurant that I was before.
"*sigh*"

"Are you okay Master?" my Assistant(waifu) says at the entrance of the room
"I am ok, I want to see how the PTR is going to explode" I laughed imagining the Face of all of the capes hearing about me.
-
"So, you are telling me that he incapacitate you, teleported you away, hacked your suit, opened a secret entrance in the sewer system, traveled by 1 elevator to a room with a gigantic door protected by some kind of energy field that had inside another elevator that moved you to an underground City with artificial sun and everything" Director Piggot says while giving Armsmaster a flat look
"and he gave me a supposedly infinite energy source." was the only thing that Armsmaster said.

(AN:182 Grave mistakes says Grammarly)
(AN: can anyone at least give a like to feed me?)
(AN: It is obvious that I don't know about Worm?)

otoshi17Good · Jul 28, 2019

(AN: tags: Prison School, Self-Insert, OP MC)
(~~AN: OP MC since is compared with the normal humans~~)

This is the wrong way to wake up.

"AAAAAH!" memories....

"KatsuragI are you okay?"
"Yes, I am okay just a nightmare"
"ok"

He was... Fujino Kiyoshi from Prison School... wait I am in prison school? FUCK!!!
-
Okay, this is the first day of my 'First' year of High School with only 5 male friends... that will become captives in the night of today.
I am classmate Fujino-Kun... wait my inner weeb is attacking me... wait I am in Japan this is normal...

In the middle of the class while flipping through the book I manage to discover that I have Photographic Memory... 100% in exams here we go!!!
and that my backpack is weird when I thought about something like my History Book it will magically appear in it, in the future I have to test if different things can come out of it.
.
In the lunch, I remained in the classroom and asked for a bento and the bento come out of my backpack... magic backpack for the win.
I eat it while being hidden in the classroom since teachers don't want people inside of them and returned the box and chopsticks to the backpack... they disappeared inside of it.
.
The first day ended but I don't want to become directly a pervert so I need a more 'basic' cover.
I found a second-year student, obviously female.

"Sorry, but do you know where is the Club Room of the Literature Club?" I asked her while trying to look apologetic.
"ah, the club room is in the second floor at the Southside of the building" responded with a face like she was trying to remember
"thanks a lot," I said while smiling, why she is blushing? I prefer death before being a raiju, a harem protagonist has more worth than a raiju.

I went to the second floor and found the sign with sating Literature Club, now that I think about it why the hell do I know Japanese? whatever... Fucking ROB...
I knocked at the door since is an EcchI cliche for a female inside to be changing her clothes...

"You may enter," a calm voice said inside.

I opened the door and found the SOS Brigade? no wait is almost the same room but different, it had the tables arranged like the anime but there were only 3 females inside.

An obvious kuudere with white hair and red eyes that is reading a thick book without a care for the world.
A Yamato Nadeshiko with black long hair and black eyes looking at me from her Laptop.
A Shorth Orange haired girl with green eyes reading from a small book being a Light Novel from the Character printed outside of it.

"May I help you?" the Yamato Nadeshiko asks while looking at me.
"I would like to become a member for the Literature Club," I said while smiling, I could see Yamato Nadeshikos eyes opening a little bit and the orangie turning her head to look at me.

"Sorry but the Literature isn't accepting new members at the moment," Yamato-san says while looking at me.
"aaa... and I thought that I could find my quiet room"
"if you want a quiet place to read you could use the Librar-"
"but it isn't the same right? The silent girl just likes reading, you just want to use your laptop and your friend is here because you are here, everyone wants is own little room"

"still we cant-"
the kuudere interrupts her and looks at me "it's okay, he can become a member"
"President?"
"it's okay"
"*sigh* the president has said I am the Vice-President Yamato-"

"Nadeshiko?"
"no...I wish, Yamato Nadeko"
"that is a-" "I know, blame my parents"

"Hi~ I am the Secretary Ayano Aiko~ desu"
"a real person finishing with desu!!!" I said while pointing to the cheerful girl
"Yes~"

"...Nizamono Sana, President"
"and the objective of the Literature Club is?"
"reading or writing, what did you expect? you already said why are we here to have our quiet room, so please be silent."
"understood Yamato-Senpai"
"You can come here in the lunchtime, the first rules is to be silent the majority of the time, the second one is to not molest the other members."
"ok, and how much time do you remain after classes?"
"around 2 hours some times even 4 but in general average 2 and a half hours"
"ok I will return to my room since I don't have a book at the moment," I said with a small grin.

"understood we will remain here, tomorrow you have to fill the member application of the Club."
"ok thanks for accepting me"
I closed the door and went to my bedroom.
.
The remaining 5 guys in the whole school were there too, they started planing the peeping but since I wanted to try to save Fujino-Kun I said to him to go and buy something in the vending machine.

"Fujino-Kun, do you believe in me?"
"yes," he said while looking at me weirdly
"don't go to the peeping, if you go you will suffer in the future a hell in earth"
"i... I will not go"
"good"

and obviously he ends up being convinced by the others and went with them, I still have questions about how they managed to get latex suits...
I already bath so I took sleeping pills from my backpack and went to sleep.
.
when I woke up, my door was busted like someone kick it open and Kiyoshi didn't come back...

while I was walking in the hallways the girls were looking at me like trash.
after an afternoon dying inside, I went to the cafeteria and eat my magical created bento with a separation of 3 seats from any girl...

finishing it quickly I went to the Library to search for a book I could rent.
I found the light novel of Haruhi for some reason and rent the first volume.
The librarian was smiling but her eyes weren't.

some more classes dying inside and when I looked outside I saw the other guys working in the fence of the prison.
I give them an honorable salute and walked away, cleaning a tear from my eye.

I entered the Literature Club room and everyone, even the Kuudere, looked at me.
"I wasn't part of the group of peepers"
"that is difficult to believe"
"If I was I would be with them at the Prison"
"*sigh* ok, I would believe at the moment but if you for whatever reason end up in the prison you will be automatically expulsed from the Club"
"*sigh* understood"

Yamato-SenpaI present me a paper and said "here fill the club inscription papers"
"ok" I started filling them and when I finished I pass them to her.

"Katsuragi William? are you half-foreigner?"
"yes, my mom is from the UK"

"Sugoi~ that is rare, there isn't a lot of foreigners that remain in Japan," Ayano-san said while looking with open eyes to me.
"weirdo," said Nizamono-san
"that isn't the correct way to use that word!"

~~(AN:73 Grave mistakes says Grammarly)~~
~~(AN: can anyone at least give a like to feed me?)~~
~~(AN: I don't know how to continue this...)~~

otoshi17Good · Sep 22, 2019

(AN: tags: Skyrim/Multi~~(?)~~, Self-Insert, OP MC, ~~WAIFUS?~~)

I was writing in a fanfic forum my stupid theory...
[And is impossible for the Multiverse to exist because if it existed ourselves from other dimensions will help us to travel between them.]
[Since no one has traveled and return to say the fact that means that the Multiverse doesn't exist.]

"And... 'Post Reply'" The classic transition from a video appeared and I suddenly was in a black void? it had gravity but still.
After looking around a humanoid being with appearance as if it was made of plastic appeared.

"are you a ROB?"
"Yes, in fact, I am yourself from another dimension"

"huh cool, is strange I don't feel fear or anything?"
"yes, I made it so you didn't panic and made my common hundreds of questions"

"So what now?"
"I am going to send you to a different world with the game system"

"can I ask for benefits?"
"Yeah as long they aren't direct powers"
"I want perfect memory" "ok" "restart my body to basic but without damage condition" "ok"

"Gamer immortality and unnecessary to eat or drink?" " that's a bit on the heavy side but whatever"
"prototype reiji maigo?" "no"
"Fuck, Old Altair Robes from AC revelations with natural indestructibility and soul bound?" "yes" "with the hidden blades?" "*sigh* yes"

"Power manipulation from WORM CYOA?" "no, but I am going to give you something similar, depending on the mana you will be able to modify or add more skills to yourself and only to you"
"fair enough can I-"

"No, I am going to select the world; I want to send you to one with magic"

~~(AN: too long list that is practically speaking worthless)~~

Assassins Creed No
Castlevania Lords of Shadow, that one has potential
Skyrim, mmm... maybe.
Portal no
Shadow Warrior? meh... maybe
Wolfenstein no
Borderlands no

Crusader's king's no
"why not CK2?"
"because is an empty character game... the most probable thing will be for you will be that after 100 years alive and without aging the church will excommunicate you before you could say, Christ"
"but maybe I could do some magic tricks and make it like I am a new prophet"
"it would work but remember there are the secret societies that are about magic and weird shit so, it will be boring"

Dark Souls mmm. if I feel myself Sadist
Doom No
"why?"
"new doom slayer but with infinite EXP no thanks"

Dragons dogma? maybe but is too empty, to say the least
Fallout 4? maybe it has a lot of potential but it will change the fundamentals of the game so...
"Kingdom Come no- you didn't play it???"
"Sorry I forgot"
"dude you had the game installed"
"Forgive me, modding Fallout 4 is a job of its own"
"without a doubt but that doesn't change the fact that you didn't even install it!!!"

"Shadow of Mordor maybe"

"Nier Automata... automatic harem robots with possible world destruction.... may-Nah"
"but dude 2B!!!"
"you know what I will create a Jump Store where you can buy something every year but what currency..."
"..."
"oh? you had a bright idea"
"Please no..."
"yes the currency will be your Stat points... the game will give you 7 points per level"
"hey isn't that too op?"
"a bit but later 7 points will be useless in a fight"
"fuck!"

Tomb Raider? no, no magic...
SAO? mayb-no is only VR advanced

Witcher? no, play the damn game!!
Black desert? maybe
Elder Scrolls Online? maybe...
Monster Hunter World? ma-no
Space engineers? like a PA SI? maybe
Divinity? heh maybe
Fate_Extella? maybe but the magic there is a pain in the ass
Halo? Nah
Minecraft... no, I don't want you crazy...

"That were the games let's check your anime/manga/Light novels"
"This is going to be long isn't it?"
"You were the idiot that read more than 1000 different stories but I am giving you a bonus and not checking almost anything from the Chinese light novels because they are a pain in the ass with their damn DAO"
"it will be cool, I mean, I could use the 'Cultivation' techniques and learn more power from the game"
"yes but remember that everything there is BS and no one has a brain, even the MC"
"*sigh*"

Yoake Mae yorI RurI Iro na? NO
Haruhi? maybe
"why?"
"I mean you could level up easy if you unite to the group of people fighting the things from almost Instant Dungeons"

Evangelion? Nah too little foes
Sekirei? harem but not exactly a lot of enemies... for that I better put you in fate
Guilty Crown? maybe...
DxD? maybe
Hidan no Aria? has the potential for above human powers... but I want you to do magic
Medaka box? is broken no.
"Fate? rate up"
"that's a lie"
"shhh"

Chrome Shelled Regious? maybe...
Beelzebub? that has a lot of fucking potential...
Mondaiji-tachI ga IsekaI kara Kuru Sou Desu yo? ? maybe but that place is more about games that a game if you catch my drift
NGNL? no
Shingeki no Kyojin? maybe...
Kill la Kill... an old classic but it doesn't have exactly magic so...
Hellsing!!! potential!!!
noragami... maybe...
Kore wa zombie desu ka? Nah
Log Horizon? maybe... fucking maybe...
Rokka no Yuusha? has potential
Hyakka Ryouran: Samurai Girls? harem ecchi and if you aren't the MC it will get boring pretty easily
REIKENZAN? but is a fucking cultivation novel...
Konosuba? high potential
Drifters? High
youjo senki? heh high
Re: Creators? high
Overlord? high
Goblin slayer? high
Arifureta? High
Zero no Tsukaima? High
Tokyo Ravens? high
Dog Days? maybe
Shakugan no Shana? high, you will have almost infinite MP
Maoyu Mao Yuusha? heh, too much political...

"Outbreak Company? high"
"why?"
"I can imagine you hugging the Japanese the moment you see the first one"

"Infinite Stratos? mmm, mecha and ecchi... Nah"
"Sora no Otoshimono? Nah you will kill any kind of comedy it may had"
"Ah! My Goddess? maybe?? but it will be questionable where you got magic so..."
"Omamori Himari? maybe"
"Rosario+Vampire? Nah"
"Your loved Shina Dark that got cut... no"
"Dragon Ball? heh high"

"you know what... fuck your reading list"
~~(AN: yes, fuck it is too long...)~~

"Warhammer 40k? if I feel more sadistic"
"RWBY? heh high"
"Naruto? maybe"
"Worm? maybe"
"DC? Nah"
"Marvel? Nah"
"Gate? mmm"
"Harry Potter? I want magic but not this Magic level bs"

"You are going to Skyrim" (AN: literally, I made a JavaScript code to get a random one and got Skyrim first...)
"ah... cool I remember the majority of it and I want to learn magic..."
"yeah is almost perfect the only problem is that the Daedra princes and let me tell you to not use Daedric armor"
"why?" "the armor is made of Daedra hearts it will influence you mentally a bit" "fuck"

He waved his right hand, I think it is a right hand and gave me a dice "And now the showdown, throw the dice"
"what it does?"
"is your Luck, if you get 6 you are the MC if you get lower it will change"
"6-MC
5-Close to MC/Companion
4-Random Noble
3-Reincarnation
2-Spawning
1-Prisoner/Slave"

"it will have its differences, now roll"
"Please root, Troll, Dick-wizard, Grail, Julianos or whatever help me" I throw the dice and I got a
4 "is good, but I will not be able to get the Dragon Language *sigh*"
"Are you sure?" he said and when I look at him I see him smiling? I suppose, I see the outline of a smile.
"how?" "don't you remember the Dragonborn is someone that has a dragon soul? what is stopping you to upgrade your soul of one of a dragon?"
"that sound dangerous, at least something good is that I am not going to have a deadline in comparison than being the MC, the world will be destroyed if I needed to complete a deadline"
"Yeah, me too so, you are going to Skyrim in 5 seconds"
"Fuck can I be a Breton?"
"yes, goodbye" and everything became black.

"...r!, S..., .i.., SIR!" I felt at peace I.
"what?" I look at the sound origin and see a guy.
"Sir, we reached Winterhold the admissions for the College are going to start"
"a yes, sorry I got sleepy in the road"
"is okay sir, please go to the Exams Admissions for the College"
"yes"

[NEW QUEST!]
["You are a Wizard Harry"
Enter the College of Winterhold
Reward: 100 EXP, +1 INT and WIS
Failure: -1 INT and WIS, 10 EXP
Time Limit: Today
Bonus: Impress all of the examinees.
]

'It's weird I have a different name now I am Romulus Hawksley, bastard son of the House of Hawksley'
I walked to the entrance?... that looks different... it's a big entrance enough for four people walking side by side, it's the same just bigger.
When I looked around I saw that Winterhold was bigger, it had more than 10 houses fully occupied by families and 5 shops and a Blacksmith!!!

I walked to the entrance where there was a line of 10 people.
Faralda walks from inside and uses some magic? "Everyone that wants to join the college needs to pass the exam, a magic spell depending on your Magic power" her voice was amplified with magic? that's... new
"Currently there are 80 students, the first on the line please"

The first examinee enters makes flames with his hands and is accepted.
The next one isn't. why did he even come?
The next one... an Altmer? why are some elves here? obviously, she is accepted...
The next one...
.

"Next"
"Yes, I am Romulus Hawksley"
"Magic?"
I start to move my magic in my hand and concentrate my magic when I felt that it reaches critical mass I let it flow outside and with my mind pointing where to spawn it, a portal appears that starts to spin in itself and disappears leaving a colorless and transparent wolf.
"pass, welcome to the College"
"A pleasure to start as a student"

I walk behind her and wait in with the rest of the accepted, I was the 7th one. why the hell are people coming here without magic knowledge?
After there were 10 accepted we were led inside to the college.

"The College of Winterhold has a Long story and since the disbandment of the Mages Guild it's the oldest institution dedicated to the Study of Magic" Faralda said while walking the long bridge that is almost broken
"In 2 hours in the 1st classroom with Professor Mirabelle Ervine for your Basics class about how the college works and everything you will need to know, the second dormitory has the rooms 50th to 60th free, each of you can select one"
"And Welcome to the College of Winterhold"

["You are a Wizard Harry" 1st Stage Completed!]
[2nd Stage: Go to the Basics class in the 1st Classroom
Time Limit: 2 hours and 10 minutes
]

"Faralda one question" I said.
"Yes?"
"Can you tell us where is the second dormitory and the tower of the 1st Classroom?"
"the second dormitory is at your right and the tower of the classroom is the one at the left front, there are only 5 towers and 3 are for classes and two are dormitories"
"thanks"
"you are welcome"

I walked to the second tower and everyone followed me?
When I entered I could felt warm, warmer from what should be possible so it should be magic.
I climbed the stairs to the 5th floor and went to the room 57th, I closed the door behind me and I only could sigh...

[NEW QUEST!]
["I am just Starting"]
[
Reach apprentice level in any of the major branches of Magic.
Reward: Trait: "Fast Learner(Magic)"{+10% EXP in all Magical Skills}, 200 EXP
Failure: None
Time Limit: 1 Month
Bonus: Reach apprentice level in another branch of magic.
]

"a new quest *sigh* [Menu]"
A window apeared with different options [Status], [Inventory], [Quests], [Map], [Shop (1)], [Settings] and [Help].
"[Status]?"

A new blue Window appeared
[Status]
[Name: Romulus Hawksley]
[Title: Bastard Son]
[Job: Noble?] ~~(AN: Blurry)~~
[Race: Half-Breton (TES: Skyrim)]
[Race 2: Half-Imperial (TES: Skyrim)]
[Level: 1]
[Next Level: 20%]
[HP: 10/10] =(VIT*LVL*2)
[MP: 7/12] =(INT*LVL*2)
[STR:5]
[VIT:5]
[DEX:5]
[INT:6]
[WIS:6]
[CHA:7]
[LUK:9]
[Free Points: 0]

[Traits:]
{Special Traits:
-Breton blood grants +1 in CHA.
-Imperial blood grants +2 in LUK.
}
{Magic Affinity:
-Breton blood grants a 15% resistance to magic.
-Breton blood grants +10% EXP in Conjuration.
-Breton blood grants +5% EXP in Restoration.
-Breton blood grants +5% EXP in Alteration.
-Breton blood grants +5% EXP in Illusion.
-Breton blood grants +5% EXP in Alchemy.
-Imperial blood grants +10% EXP in Destruction.
-Imperial blood grants +5% EXP in Enchanting.
}
]

[Skills:]
{Special Abilities:
-Gamers Mind Lv. MAX+ (Passive):
Allows the user to calmly and logically think things through. Allows a peaceful state of mind. Immunity to psychological mass effect. Perfect Memory.
-Gamer's Body LV. MAX+ (Passive):
Grants a body that allows for the user to live the real world like a game. Sleeping in a bed restores HP, MP and all mass effects. Grants Immortality and isn't necessary to sleep or eat/drink.
-Low Power Manipulation (Active):
Allows the user to create a power(skill/trait) daily]
-Voice of the Emperor LV.0 0.0%:
Once a day you can shout to calm nearby humanoids for 60 seconds.
}

{Magic:
-Summon Companion Lv.0 0.3%(Conjuration):
5MP: Summons a companion to your orders. Duration: 60 Seconds
-Flames Lv.0 (0.0%)(Destruction):
2MP/Second: A gout of fire that does 8 HP per second. Targets on fire take extra damage.
-Healing Lv.0 (0.0%)(Restoration):
1MP/Second: Heals the caster 1 HP per second.
}
]

That's a lot of information to take...Why is my Job Blurry? I only have 10HP anyone with a dagger could kill me with on slash... FUCK...Power Manipulation, Power Manipulation!!
"Skill creation Instant Dungeon"

[Failed to create New Special Abilities!!!]
[-50%HP]

"AH! FUCKING shitty FLASH GAME"
[New Trait!]
[-Game's Hate: -1% EXP in everything]

"*sigh* sorry just... shitty day"

[Trait Lost!]
[-Game's Hate: -1% EXP in everything]
[New Trait!]
[-Game's Pity: +1% EXP in everything]

"Thanks, I guess *sigh* Let's see [Inventory]"
A blue screen appeared with empty slots except for the Old Altair Robes and two simple hidden blades. Even if I want to look cool I should wait for the Basics Class.
Looking around the room it's bigger than what it was in the game? it had an adjacent room with a desk and bookshelves, all of the bookshelves were empty but one had a book.

"'The Basic Knowledge any mage should know' huh" I pick it up and start reading it a bit.

"Wear under armor since no battle start lets you use any Alteration spells."
"Enchanting is a pain to deal with."
"Destruction isn't only about death it can be used to create since it deals with the elements."
"Conjuration isn't only about souls is possible to use it with Alteration to change space itself"
"Legends are legends for a reason, you aren't the only one to find about the hidden cave of some ancient wizard and you wouldn't be the first or the last one to die by exploring it."

That's a really good book that everyone should read.
I started walking to the 1st tower and at the entrance of the dormitory, I saw some of the students leave the dormitory too. Some of the students were talking each other, I walked next to a Nord and ask him
"so, how is it going?" he looked at me for a second and said. "normal, after the magic, I used I don't have too much left." I laughed a bit and said "yeah me too." we walked the First tower, the 1st classroom was at the right of the entrance.

All of the students entered and the classroom and sat on the desks they wanted. After some time, Mirabelle Ervine entered the classroom and started her description of all of the facilities of the college.
the first year compulsory classes in all major branches of magic to get to novice level at least. after the first year, everyone is free to search whatever they want. The teachers and professors will give classes each hour in the second tower.

The magic robes are optional but recommended since they have enchantments for magic regeneration. In the library, the novice level of spells is open but apprentice level and above need some benefits to the college to be given.
the 10 of us will be divided into 2 classes for 5 students per teacher since magic was delicate, to say the least. She finished mentioning all of the staff of the college and that the 3rd tower is dangerous since it has projects of late students and professors.

[QUEST COMPLETED!!!]
["You are a Wizard Harry"
Enter the college of winterhold.
Reward: 100 EXP, +1 INT and WIS
Failure: -1 INT and WIS, 10 EXP
Time Limit: Today
Bonus: Impress all of the examinees.
]

[Quest Reward: +100EXP +1 INT and WIS!!!]
[Level UP!!! to Level 2]

7 free points... what to do... what to do... one for each except STR and the extra point in WIS since I want fast regeneration... 24 of HP and 32 MP now that is useful...
How is my regeneration? 12 HP per hour and 18 MP per hour... I don't know if is amazing but remembering my Skyrim character with almost infinite magic I don't feel like it is.

I went to the library to ask some questions about the book I found.
After climbing the 2 floors of stairs... I manage to get to the library... to say that it was magical it's an understatement. The floor was 10 times the size of the previous floors, some bookshelves were flying around and some books moving on the air.
At the center of all the mess, I was seeing it was a reception desk(?) with the ork librarian.

"Hi"
"You are a first-year?"
"yes"
"You need a book; you talk to me. Otherwise, you're going to find yourself in a lot of pain and no you cannot start learning spells at the moment."

"This is quite an impressive library," I said looking around to the flying bookshelves.
"A mage is only as good as what he knows. I try and make sure as much knowledge as available as possible. We've been keeping this collection since the Second Era. Books have come and gone during that time, but it's mostly intact"

"I found this book in my room and wanted to ask about it," I said while showing him the book of 'The Basic Knowledge any mage should know'
"Ah, yes it's a book that was put in the studies of the dormitories since the start of the 4th Era, it was recorded that before it was added from the 10 students that entered the college only 2 will graduate and since it was added to each room it had increased to 6 students"
"That's alarming in more ways than I wanted to know"
"Is normal, a little too much magic, letting the potion for too much time in the pot, wrong code in the enchantment, not following the teacher's orders, believing because they manage to float they could fly... no one felt sorry for him"
"huh... anyway in the future I am going to ask you for a lot of books so sorry in advance"
"Ask me for anything but I better not see you treating any of these books poorly, are we clear?"
"Yes!"

"Good, I may sell you from my private collection, nothing amazing as master level spells but there are always some unknown books that have old knowledge"
"thanks"
"I am still going to charge you and Please make sure your hands are clean before touching anything, alright?"
"Yes, goodbye it was a pleasure," I said while moving away.
"I will say the same if you manage to survive to next year," he said while starting to read again his book.

I left the Library and headed back to my bedroom. When I reach it and was about to close the door the Nord that I talked before stop it.
"Hey man some of the students are going to make a party for us are you coming?" he said with a smile and an already open ale bottle.
"No I feel bad from the long travel from Cyrodil so I just want to rest for now, sorry"
"Bad luck then next Loredas (AN: Saturday) in the Inn?"
"You bet," I said with a smile.
"It's a party then"

I smiled and closed the door. Checking my stats, I saw that the HP and MP had already been restored.
"Create skill Instant Dungeon!!!" I felt my mana being eaten and when I felt that the creation was going to fail.

[New Special Ability!!!]
[-Create/Destroy Instant Dungeon Lv.0 (0.0%): 10MP: Creates an instant Dungeon and allows the destruction of an ID created by the player]

"finall-" I fell sleep...
I woke up but not in my bed but a stone platform, in front of me there were 3 stones they looked like the standing stones but they were... different they didn't have constellations but had, in fact, different powers.
The one in the left felt serene that nothing could change it, the middle felt hot and volatile and the one in the right felt like it almost didn't exist.
I choose the left one, I could feel the infinite of possibilities in front of me but with only one step was possible.

[New Skill gained!!!]
[-Novice Destruction (Destruction Branch of Magic): Cast Novice Level Destruction spells for half Magicka!!!]

I woke up to the sound of the game with a new window in front of me...
"So that is my way to getting Skyrim skills..."

[Status]
[Name: Romulus Hawksley]
[Title: Bastard Son]
[Job: Noble?] ~~(AN: Blurry)~~
[Race: Half-Breton (TES: Skyrim)]
[Race 2: Half-Imperial (TES: Skyrim)]
[Level: 2]
[Next Level: 0%]
[HP: 24/24] =(VIT*LVL*2) Reg. 12 per Hour.(VIT * LVL)
[MP: 32/32] =(INT*LVL*2) Reg. 18 per Hour. (WIS * LVL)
[STR:5]
[VIT:6]
[DEX:6]
[INT:8]
[WIS:9]
[CHA:8]
[LUK:10]
[Free Points: 0]

[Traits:]
{Special Traits:
-Game's Pity: +1% EXP in everything.
-Breton blood grants +1 in CHA.
-Imperial blood grants +2 in LUK.
}
{Magic Affinity:
-Breton blood grants a 15% resistance to magic.
-Breton blood grants +10% EXP in Conjuration.
-Breton blood grants +5% EXP in Restoration.
-Breton blood grants +5% EXP in Alteration.
-Breton blood grants +5% EXP in Illusion.
-Breton blood grants +5% EXP in Alchemy.
-Imperial blood grants +10% EXP in Destruction.
-Imperial blood grants +5% EXP in Enchanting.
}
]

[Skills:]
{Special Abilities:
-Gamers Mind Lv. MAX+ (Passive):
Allows the user to calmly and logically think things through. Allows a peaceful state of mind. Immunity to psychological mass effect. Perfect Memory.
-Gamer's Body LV. MAX+ (Passive):
Grants a body that allows for the user to live the real world like a game. Sleeping in a bed restores HP, MP and all mass effects. Grants Immortality and isn't necessary to sleep or eat/drink.
-Low Power Manipulation (Active):
Allows the user to create a power(skill/trait) daily]
-Voice of the Emperor LV.0 0.0%:
Once a day you can shout to calm nearby humanoids for 60 seconds.
-Create/Destroy Instant Dungeon Lv.0 (0.0%):
10MP: Creates an instant Dungeon and allows the destruction of an ID created by the player.
}
{Magic:
-Summon Companion Lv.0 0.3%(Conjuration):
5MP: Summons a companion to your orders. Duration: 60 Seconds
-Flames Lv.0 (0.0%)(Destruction):
2MP/Second: A gout of fire that does 8 HP per second. Targets on fire take extra damage.
-Healing Lv.0 (0.0%)(Restoration):
1MP/Second: Heals the caster 1 HP per second.
}
{Destruction Branch of Magic
-Novice Destruction: Cast Novice Level Destruction spells for half Magicka!!!
}
]

(AN: what do you think?)
(AN:234 Grave mistakes says Grammarly)
(AN: can anyone at least give a like to feed me?)

otoshi17Good · May 18, 2020

(AN: I have been writing... this might be trash but it's my trash)
On the Omniverse and Omnipotent Beings.

If you are reading this it means you have good taste and are bored like the author.

To explain the Omniverse I need to explain from the smallest space size that you can understand, You were probably born in a planet unless you are from a Cultivation World with 'Realms' that don't make sense, your planet was in a Star System that was inside a sub-sector, that was inside a Sector of your Galaxy. Now we are reaching the interesting part, Your Galaxy is only one of an infinite number on your Universe or dimension as is going to be called from henceforward.

Your dimension is infinite you could quite literally find another planet in another star system in another sector in another galaxy exactly equal that the one you were born from in the infinite of your dimension but in practicality, you would go to a parallel dimension than traveling so much.
Now here we go to another thing a Multiverse, a Multiverse is formed from an infinite number of dimensions, meaning you can find an infinite number of the same dimensions as the ones you were from.

An infinite isn't capable to have a center and because of that if you are trying to map the surroundings of your home dimension you always start your origin as the center and when you meet other Omnipotents you share your map.
Since a Multiverse is infinite is really funny when an Empire or someone shouts at everything "This is MY Multiverse!!!" only for a more powerful being or Empire to come from the Infinite and say "Who the fuck are you?" creating a Multiversal war.

Now let's continue on the next tier, the next tier is the Megaverse level in which is a Multiverse of Multiverses and again infinite.
From here on things start to become complicated, in the Omniverse there is another tier which is a Multiverse of Megaverses but is not exactly common and you wouldn't normally go to them since there is no reason to. Technically there are Multiverses of the one above to the infinite but in practicality, they don't exist, the most common one being the Megaverse, rare being the Multiverse of Megaverses and becoming almost impossible to find the ones above.

Something that is stacked like the Megaverse or the Multiverse of Megaverses is called an Arch-verse and is the common way to refer to places that take more than one Multiverse.

From here, I can start explaining of the Omniverse, the Omniverse has everything and is Infinite, no matter how much you travel in one direction you will never reach a barrier, it's almost a tradition to create an avatar and made it travel in on direction to find a wall on the Omniverse... not that anyone has managed to do it.

Around a googolplex of 31,536,000 seconds(a year) ago more than 200 Omnipotent beings gathered to put all of their power together to try and create a hole in the Omniverse, they didn't succeed. I mean the Omniverse is infinite and all possibilities exist, in another place and another time Millions of Omnipotent beings gathered and they too didn't succeed.

In the Omniverse tier, things don't make sense, since at that level conceptuality is practically like water in a fluid capable dimension, it's really weird and isn't exactly liked to travel in it. For you to understand, you come from fire burns and produces heat, in another Megaverse or Arch-verse it creates cold and in another one creates water. Conceptuality in that level is broken, not following any order and it isn't chaos since the conceptuality of Chaos is also broken.

This brings me to the theme of concepts, normally an Arch-verse, and those bellow, follow a set of rules on how things should work but that doesn't mean that everything follows them exactly. For example, the Arch-verse says that the color black is white, a Multiverse bellow accepts it but adds its own of making the white to blue and the blue to black. Because of that, it's probable that you will find that the Multiverse at your side isn't like your own Multiverse.

The best analogy of the Omniverse would be an infinite ocean of water and balls. water being concepts and balls being any space since it is possible to Multiverses and even dimensions existing by themselves directly on the Omniverse tier.

Now let's change the talk to talk about Omnipotent beings, they aren't, don't get me wrong they are powerful capable of destroying billions if not trillions of galaxies with a though yet they cant destroy a dimension, they cant destroy a Multiverse or a Megaverse since they aren't infinite. You can't just destroy a dimension, you could destroy billions of galaxy yet since the dimension is infinite you will never destroy it, you could create a hole between dimensions/Multiverses/Megaverses yet with time the hole will close, they could change the concept of something yet it only works on an area not in the infinite of the dimension and the change will stop at some point unless they continue to give energy so the change persist.

There is a way to be able to destroy dimensions/Multiverses/Megaverses/... if you create them, yes a lot of the time we become so bored that we create Multiverses, Megaverses or even Arch-verses, in that case since you create it you could cut energy supply of a dimension or anything and it will self-destroy, However, there are some problems of doing this, by concentrating your energy to form a place you are loosing outward attack power, not that it's useful really, if you want to enter a place someone else created you should as a decent person give him the energy necessary to create a branch place of the place you want to enter.

Then we have the concept of a society of Omnipotent beings, at this level, you should have at least 200 backups to the point that even if you wanted to be destroyed you cant, at this point we don't even attack each other since there is no reason at all, you want a place that he has? Search for a branch dimension. Material gains are useless and power too since no matter how much you attack the one you hate he will never die and he too will never kill you. We are Omnipotent-like beings but we can't kill each other, conceptuality doesn't affect each other and the best we can do to him is being petty and destroying every place he visits like a child.

Since there is an infinite of everything there is no reason to fight, we cant kill each other since we have the hundreds of different backup plans, there are really powerful beings, like destroying googolplexes of galaxies by twitching their hand powerful, yet they can't do shit, our body, mind, soul, and existence can be destroyed yet the backup will save you, it reaches a point where the Omniverse itself keeps you alive...
Now even though we want to be peaceful there is always an asshole that comes and wants to fuck everything... literally. He is an asshole that wants to fight everything and do whatever he pleases without a care in the Omniverse. The standard practice is to point two of them at each other and leave a few Multiverses of buffer zones. They are fucking assholes and no one likes them.

There is always once in while when you will find someone claiming to have created the Omniverse, that is a lie he may have created an Arch-verse of 100 levels (Multiverse/Megaverse/...) but he hasn't created it since the Omniverse is infinite and he isn't. He might have the power to create something practically infinite yet it is not actually infinite.

Now that you know the basics of the outside to travel you might want to go to the discussion forum in which is discussed if in fact we are in an Arch-verse and a higher Omniverse exists... not that it would be possible... how do you even manage to have something beyond conceptuality? and don't get me starting on time and how broken it is up there!

otoshi17Good · Jun 10, 2020

Harry Potter
*HJP POV*

I was found on the 2 of July of 345.M45 my parents drop me to someone called Petunia Dursley, its believed that she dropped me in front of the Orphanage with the letter addressed to her.

The Adeptus Arbites verified the records with all of the population on the planet and Petunia Dursley didn't exist on the Sector making me one of the weirdest cases of sudden appearance in that century, I was lucky that an Inquisitor didn't become interested in me or I would have adopted as an Assistant Inquisitor, one of the most boring jobs on the Galaxy.

I don't have an opinion of my Aunt, this day and age its weird for Orphans to exist, there is only one Orphanage on the planet it is massive and with currently thousands of kids but it has hundreds of caretakers making it a pretty good place to live and for a planet of one Trillion of people I think thousands are a good number.

The education program on the Imperium is weird, they first teach you the language to a near-perfect level, then they put you on Holo-Learning to learn all kinds of different subjects, then there are 5 years of practice of everything you learned.

In Ancient Earth I would have been a Doctor by now yet I only finished elementary school here, I was always good at magic making me one of the best among the Humans, I swear the Eldar always cheat with their application of the Warp in Magecraft and Magicka. It always makes me angry remembering their smugness when the grades are announced.

Writing something on my Desk-class datapad I started hearing small knocks from my right, looking at my right through my window I saw an Owl hitting it with its talon.

"Please don't be a prank from the Upper Years *sigh*" I walked to the window and opened it, the Owl looked at me and held his other Talon forward that had "A paper attached to it? who in these days uses paper? by its quality is not a Legal Paper" I said and untied it from it talon.
It was a letter, again who at this age uses paper? unless they were a rich person that uses the Atomic Printers to create paper, no one will do it normally.

Reading the front of it said "Orientale Segmentum, Zeus Sector, D-3 Sub-Sector, Constantinople Star System, Planet Sparta, 47th Section, Imperial Orphanage, Room #7512, Harry Potter" That is my name... that is my current location "How?" I said out loud as if expecting someone to respond.
I tested different magic detection scanners with my nano-machines and only got a barely higher than normal reading. I opened the envelop and read the paper.

"Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?" What the hell is this? any school worth their seal of approval wouldn't send something like this, I thought only to read the corner of the letter and read... 1991?!!! This... this is a case 42 of time error!!!

I grabbed the letter and walked towards the exit of my room, the Owl naturally flew and settled on my shoulder with an experience showing it wasn't his first time. I walked towards the Headmistress area, she was an old Necrontyr woman, even if her looks didn't show it, She was already 5 Millennia old and her parents fought on the Unification War.

When I reached her office a boy was walking outside from it, he had his cheek bleeding a bit with his nano-machines actively hearing the wound. I didn't look at him too much and waited in line for her to attend me.
The other people in the line were looking at me weirdly but it was ok, I would have done the same if another one walked with an Owl in their shoulders.
.

After waiting for half an hour it was finally my turn, I entered the simple cream office with the woman seated on her chair writing something on the Desk-class datapad. She looked at me and actually showed a surprised expression saying "Harry? I didn't expect you to come, normally I receive trouble makers" She looked a bit to my side towards the Owl and said "and certainly not with an animal, No you can't have a pet"

"I didn't come for that, this Owl started knocking on my window and had this attached to its talon" I said showing the letter.
She read the corned and said "I need to call my friend, he is an assistant Inquisitor and should report it fast as the case 42 it is"
I nodded and sat on one of the chairs in front of her desk.
.

Her friend report it fast sending us a reply that we were lucky that an Inquisitor of the Ordo Spatium was at System and he would check our claims of Case 42, I asked her why someone from the Ordo Spatium and no from the Ordo Chronos that should be in charge of Time matters?
She responded saying that only 1 in 20 Cases are actually from Time and the grand majority being from Outside Dimensions.

The Inquisitor took 2 hours to come, when he arrived he came with an Eldar Psyker and a Custodes!!! The Golden Warriors, they have only reported casualties on the Unification War. I wonder if I would be able to ask him some stories of battles.

The Inquisitor was a black-haired man, he had some scars on his face showing that he had fought on the front. He had serious but relaxed expression and spoke with an even voice "What is the case 42 that you speak of?"
"This letter sir" I responded giving him the letter and started explaining about the Owl that came to my window with this letter.

He brought what appeared a kind of scanner and place it on the letter, the Scanner made a sound of approval. "Yep case 40, Wei what can you detect of the Owl?" He asked to the Eldar Psyker.
"It has a small soul, smaller than the one of a sentient being yet he posses basic reasoning, He carries some form of magical energy, it should be the reason it managed to reach here" She said while looking intensively to the Owl.

"What is your name Kid?" The Inquisitor asked while looking back at me.
"Harry James Potter, through is not known if my surname is James or Potter sir" I said which made him pause and look at me. He formed a frown as if trying to remember something and then his face relaxed "I think I can understand what happened here"

"What is it? Inquisitor" said the Headmistress from behind me
"*sigh* as you might know the Emperor is Omnipotent, he likes to travel to the infinite of the Multiverse and every time he comes to another Humanity he would copy its media of entertainment to be brought back to the Inquisition as Reference Material. Only Inquisitors have access to that material so it is not strange that your name is unknown" He said.

"Then I-"
"Yes" He said and pointed the scanner at me which made a response of approval "You are from another dimension Harry"
I didn't know how to respond to that, my whole life being a lie? the friends that I made here, everything was false?

He put a hand on my shoulder "Calm down Harry, you are still a citizen of the Imperium, you still are going to be protected by it and even in the remote case that there is something that threatens it we can just destroy its dimension" He said in a calming tone.
"Yes"

"Now the easiest way we can resolve this letter would be for you to go to this school"
"why?"
"There will be this magician called Dumbledore, he is powerful for standards of their world and he is obsessed with you since in that world you have a prophecy of 'Destroying the Dark Lord'" He said with air quotes.

"Something good about the world?"
"*sigh* not gonna lie, that damn world is illogical, the books were written for teenagers so it doesn't explain any real-world functionality and in comparison to the Imperium they are savages, they still use blood contracts for the Emperor sake, we use Soul Contracts, they at best live 200 years and the wizards" he said with clear disdain in his voice "are idiots, they see technology as only trinkets used by non-magical, in their so-called biggest war only 5000 people died... people die more just maintaining the under hive each day"

"Then why-"
"But that place has two powerful things, The first is 3 artifacts called Deathly Hallows that apparently getting the three of them makes you the master of Death... for some reason, the second thing and the most powerful one is their magic"

"Why? I don't think it would be better than Magecraft or Magicka?"
"Look Magic has different classifications and power levels, Magicka is simple you learn something, use it and it would work the majority of the time, Magecraft is variable and uses conceptuality to affect the world making it more powerful but more difficult, the magic of that world where you come from uses conceptuality too but is too easy, just wave your wand and the soul of someone is destroyed, wave it again and the destroyed planet will repair itself as if it was magic" he said while making a pun at the end... well at least not all of the officers are always serious robots.

"They can destroy a planet?"
"Of course no, even though they can use conceptuality they need energy and the wizard I mentioned previously is only at best a Charlie Psyker in comparison"

"I see, then I suppose it would be ok to go to that school"
"Perfect, send the letter of acceptance and the wizard I mentioned should come running for you, there is a spell there called Apparition that should allow dimensional teleportation, allowing you to return here if necessary, let me give you this" He said and from his pouch 3 Golden coins come from it.

"A throne"
"Indeed but the coins had another function, all Thrones in the galaxy are communicators, you only need to launch it to the air to call for help and since you will go to another dimension it will automatically connect you to the Ordo Spatium, be cautious the throne is destroyed after being used once" He said and gave me the coins.
"Thanks"
"It's my job kid, now fill that letter, I am going to wait a week to see that he comes to get you"

(AN:83 Grave mistakes says Grammarly)

otoshi17Good · Sep 5, 2020

(AN: I had this sitting around... if someone likes it good for them. Warning: this is pure fan-wank)
[PROLOGUE]

[DESTINATION]
[AGREEMENT]
[TRAJECTORY]
[AGREE-m̰͒e͈̺̳̽̈́̕n͙̏t̢̨̘͍̖̃̍̍̉͘]
H͇̳̩̤̀̾͊͡EL͙̄P͓̟̜̙͗́͆͛͘͜

I woke up, feeling at peace, how many years has it been since I felt like this?
I have been seated for so many years fighting THEM yet finally, the life support system broke and released me from my Mortal Coil, my soul mutating to become like THEM yet I wouldn't allow that, I destroyed my own soul spitting on their faces. I hope my daughter will be able to finish my great plan since I can't help her again.

But where am I? I felt weight, gravity, I opened my eyes and saw... no... it has been too much time since.

"Dad?" I said with a weak voice...

"Taylor?" He looked at me

"Yes"

His eyes were red, clearly not sleeping through the night "I feel tired" I lied said with a weak smile.

"It would be strange for you to not be tired, My Little Owl" He said while touching my cheek.

I closed my eyes faking that I was trying to relax. This was wrong, I am inside an Illusion? Did THEM grabbed my soul-shards and are trying to torture me with my memories? I never claimed to know everything and this time I truly know nothing.

"Dad how long I was...?"

"You were unconscious for 45 hours" 45 Hours an interesting number to say the least. Did my Power from this World pull me back from that dimension?

How much power I have? letting my power surge through me and feel the War- there was nothing, NO there is a Warp is just... empty, clean, it's not corrupted. This Humanity is free...
That's wrong, my old memories coming in front of my mind, I don't need to be a Thinker to know how this World is warped. Why do powers suddenly appear on this Multiverse? Why does an obvious inhuman being possess 'All Powers'? Why does the Endbringers exist? everything is a giant puzzle and I need to solve it to save humanity.

My power is limited, the damage to my soul removed more than 90% of my power, I am only an Alpha-Plus psyker now I can't destroy a Sun like I did on the Great Crusade if I needed to Exterminatus a planet I would need to do Malcador's trick. I need to see, I let my mind connect to all of the City and started reading all of its memories. From its origins of the first Colonizers to the new Tourist that came to see the 'Parahuman Capital'.

So that is the reason the trio always got away with the bullying, corruption the oldest crime in the book. On the Millennia I have lived I always questioned why they got away with it. I forgot about Shadow Stalker a minor Ward on the PRT.

Buying powers... interesting. That is obviously related to the puzzle, I need to prepare, I could do the same like I did in the times of the Federation waiting for something to occur. Yet I know that this would not help me in any form, the Human degradation on Terr-Earth Bet is going to reach a critical point, World Wide industries are being destroyed by the Endbringers and the human production is falling.

I suppose I could become a parahuman as stupid the name sounds, the best option will be to become a Tinker, creating old technology from M12 will be enough to fool the rest of the Parahumans to think that as my 'Power' not knowing I can be everything they have and even better. Maybe Scion and the Endbringers will be the only ones to poss me an actual challenge.

"Little Owl, are you ok?"

"Yes Dad"

I have been a Student, A Teacher, Scientist, ...(*insert titles*), a Ruler multiple times yet I have only been a Daughter once. Humanity can wait a day.
----------

"A weird energy reading was detected" said a bearded man looking at the screen on his computer.

otoshi17Good · Sep 6, 2020

[CHAPTER 1]

I hate Mondays... I thought and opened my eyes to see a room I didn't recognize... "WTF?" I muttered while looking around, I saw my hands and they were young... Before I start a psychotic breakdown, I should rationalize what the fuck is happening.

Exhibit A: Waking up in a room that isn't mine.
Exhibit B: Waking up in a body that isn't mine.
Exhibit C: The room has a poster of a group of superheroes named 'Triumvirate'
Exhibit D: The poster has underneath a mark saying 'PRT Official Merchandise'

Hypothesis I got Isekai'ed to 'another world' using the current data at hand and the pre-existing knowledge from my memory, the prime assumption is that I am in 'Worm' pre-Heresy-Golden Morning.

Solution: "FUCK" I muttered under my breath.

Suddenly a paper sheet hit me square in the face. I cursed while graving it, the damn thing flew with some form of Telekinesis or something to be able to hit me so perfectly in the face.

Ok, it was from ROB, and said that he is a bit of an asshole but at least he gave me powers... cool. "After you finish reading this the memories of the body will be forcefully... Fuck AGHHH!!!"

Ok, My name is William Smith... I feel like its only a step above John Doe but acceptable I suppose, now powers... this is such a BS.

Powers:
Subjective Reality
Science-Magic Lordship ~~~ limitless!Tetralogy
Mode Switching(Science X Magic x Life x Death x Space x Time x Absolute Embodiments...just BS)
Omnificence Genesis

Essence of the Infinite Potential Power Well
Essences of

Stronghold {WH40k - Phalanx - 1600Km Diameter}

Binder {Allows to share the powers from the master and the servant, i.e. Master could use Boosted Gear of Issei}

Nomad

Mirror {Clones form a Hivemind with everything shared, if one improves the others too improve}

Gourmand x Food

Machine

Oneself (Alpha Stigma x Kankara Formula, Wanderers Library)

Portalmaster x Second True Magician {No Energy Consumption}

Inviolate Self

Compatible

Limit

Memetic Bard

Fated Companions

Harem Protagonist

Breeder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

'Dear ROB, do you feel good? Did you take your medication? These powers are in their own category by themselves' Whatever... I am 16 years old and need to go to Arcadia since I go to High School... FUCK. I don't have any close friends and only acquaintances... that's good I suppose.

Clone to Arcadia... I have more things to do than to go to High School. I should have my own Pocket Dimension... how do I enter it? I wish for it and suddenly a hole in reality was formed. Entering it showed me a giant command center as if I was in a Gigantic NASA's Mission Control, it was big enough for a thousand people to be in it.

"Stronghold Specs" I said and suddenly a Hologram formed in front of me giving me the specs of the Fortress. mm, this won't do... I am going to do heavy modifications. Another Clone dedicated to improving the whole Phalanx... "hehe haha-HAHAHA I know how should I improve it!"

"Myself that sounds too much like a Villain to me"

"Oh shush Me, I know that in the future this thing would not look anything like the Phalanx"

"Yes yes, I am going to throw the Warp Drive to another dimension's Sun, I don't want to touch the damn thing with a 10 Miles pole"

"Perfect I am going to start working on my armor and achieve Absolute Condition, poor of me that has to go to Arcadia"
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'I hate myself' I thought while working on the math problems the Teacher gave me. They were easy, so easy in fact that before the paper touched the table I had already the answers on my head.

I could solve everything yet I knew that anyone that stands out will be directed to a meeting with the PRT. I just need to waste my time answering the stupid question asked by a teacher that barely has notions of Quantum while I know about fucking Pataphysics and is dying inside. 'At least I am not repairing the Phalanx'
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"This place is FUCKING MASSIVE" I shouted while looking at the giant corridors. The damn station is giving me mental Cancer I swear. There are so many inefficient components that they are hurting my insides looking at them.

I should gain some help right? 'If I remember correctly the Stronghold should let me get some maids or some kind of servants' I thought and said "Oregano-chan~"(Sora no Otoshimono) suddenly in front of me a purple-haired girl appeared in front of me.

She tilted her head and her wings flapped a bit. 'Shit She is cute' I thought while looking at her. "Follow me" I said and walked towards a hangar. It was a massive thing more than enough for what I wanted. "I need one hundred thousand Oregano's more" I said and suddenly an Army of deadpan girls were in front of me.

"Ok girls I need you to divide yourselves into 5 girls squads, 10 squads in a company, 10 companies in a Regiments and then 10 Regiments in a Division " I said and then they moved in formations.

"Perfect, First and Second Division you are assigned to replace all of the Energy delivery systems, I know is a giant pain in the ass to replace Millions of kilometers of cables but those things are repugnant and I don't want anything like that in my station"

"Third and Fourth Division, you are now in charge of replacing the Life-Support Systems"
"Fifth and Sixth, The Liquid Systems"
"Seventh and Eight, The Energy Drive, get in contact with the First and Second to not suddenly leave the station without energy"
"Ninth and Tenth, The Mechanical parts of the station"
"Eleventh and Twelve, the Broken Decorations and extras"
"Thirteenth and Fourteenth, Replace all broken machinery"
"Fifteenth and Sixteenth, Replace all Imperial Fist Iconography"
"Seventeenth and Eighteenth, Repair the Exteriors of the station"
"Nineteenth and Twentieth, You are in charge so everything ends up working"

I said and saw that they didn't move "What are you waiting for? Go!" and then they moved. After 20 Minutes they orderly left the Hangar, I moved to the exit only to be followed to the original Oregano-Chan that I asked for "Follow me" She nodded and I started walking towards the Energy Drive Section at the heart of the station.
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Man creating a power armor is a pain in the ass, First I needed to create the power source, in this case a Matter-Energy Drive transforming an atom to energy with 99.9999999999...% of efficiency, it would do for now. Now I need the actual power suit, let's see... I could use Multiple Servos to allow a major precision and now I don't want to do it and Living-Metal will be more efficient. Upgrades! Redundant Structural integrity field Generators, Redundant Dimensional displacements, Redundant Force Fields, Redundant Reflector Shields, Redundant...
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When I returned to Arcadia I went to my laptop and removed any kind of telemetry/spyware from it, I started watching videos on Yahoo-Video... this is the Darkest Timeline.

The design of the armor was already finished but I wanted to achieve Absolute Condition before trying to register as a cape, surfing the Web, and isn't that an old phrase, I found the PHO, I needed to create my future account, selecting the 'Sign In' button made me remember that the page is monitored by everyone. I took some of the nanites of my Armor and teleport them to Los Angeles, I made them connect to a hundred different connections and created an adapter so my laptop used that instead of the built-in WiFi card.

Username… well in this stage there is only one that is worthy 'Omnissiah', at least is good that this isn't a Warhammer 40k crossover.
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"Ah-choo!"
"Bless you, Do you feel bad Taylor?"
"I feel fine Dad"
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Ok, I think everything is correct, I snapped my fingers and the Living-Metal flew towards me taking the form of an armored Tech-priest without the Mechadendrites and my helmet with the form of the Mechanicus Icon. A half bone skull with a half metal one.

https://www.deviantart.com/alexboca/art/Warhammer-40k-526851637

"Ok, I got a perfect armor with integrated BS, I need a sidekick… and I know who will be good for it"

Meta Summoning. 'Ikaros from Sora no Otoshimono in a universe in which Tomoki Died by the Falling Pillars'

A pillar of light formed in front of me, from there a standing angel fell towards me, I caught her and a monotonous voice spoke "IMPRINTING" light flashed from her neck and suddenly a chain formed around my hand… "Interesting"

I couldn't find a non-lewd version of Ikaros in her armor...

"Master?"

"huh Sorry" I said and she stood up on her own, she bowed saying "Nice to meet you, I am your Pet-Class Angeloid Type Alpha Ikaros"

I lifted my hand and patted her head. "I am not going to let you suffer Ikaros"

(AN: Its weird, in the webpage Grammarly tells me I have more than 140~ Critical errors, here with the extension it says I have only 2)

otoshi17Good · Sep 9, 2020

AN: I thought that the story was a little bit too empty and thinking about a weird narrative how resulted in this:

Shards work at the modification of the Quantum Equation(Foam/fabric). In their modifications of it a small simulation of an Earth's Galaxy was created but with the death of the [THINKER] Strains on the Shards Network(Shard Space(?)) reached breaking points making the simulation go uncontrollable(1 Sec after its death), QA tries to regain control of the simulation at Taylor's Trigger Event before it started affecting the Network across the board.

When the Simulation reached a critical point and QA wasn't able to contain the simulation(Death of Emp!Taylor), allowing it to affect the Network the [WARRIOR] activated the deletion program (Tyranids) that manage to infect a shard(Nilbog) (AN: restriction of only able to produce short-lived animals, broken reproduction, no infections or self-modification)

The shards affected were overwrotte with the heaviest of the Simulation's NPCs (Hookwolf(Khorne) / Blasto(Nurgle) / Myrddin(Tzeentch) / Hearthbreaker(Slaanesh)) and some NPCs connected to other shards giving them a sense of self: (Amy(Isha) / Uber&Leet(Gork&Mork)[1] / Jack Slash(Malal) / String Theory(Void Dragon))
{AN:

+CHAOS: took over the Hosts. with small remnants of their consciousness resurging once in a while.

+Amy(Isha): Talk between each other and ease of use of her power.

+Uber&Leet(Gork&Mork): Bromance/Hate of each other… they will feel an instinctive feeling that they should hate each other but if an outsider attacks them they will ally to WAAAAAA-

+Jack Slash(Malal): instinctive feeling of destruction and ANARCHY

+String Theory(Void Dragon) pseudo possession(?)… ~~fuck it~~ Yandere of Emp!Taylor

}
(AN: I don't know who to put Cegorach, is between Tattletale, Regent, or maybe some random cape)
[1](AN: I am doubting about this one. Shard Fusion both shards working for both of them)

And since this has Wh40k in it, Chaos can have cultist and give them low powered/simple shards but it costs a lot(1/16) of power to do it.

otoshi17Good · Sep 22, 2021

(AN: I wrote this since it wouldn't leave my head, Canon what is a canon? Unbalanced power levels? what is 'balance'? that is the question. combining different universes doesn't make sense)

I woke up smelling something burning like burned popcorn. I felt something rough and hard bellow me and in that second I thought 'This isn't my bed' Opening my eyes I only saw a black red sky with dozens of columns of black smoke rising towards the sky adding to the great black clouds above.

"What the FUCK?"

I thought while looking around and finding to be waking up in the middle of a street. Then as if the world responded to my wishes a fucking window appeared in front of me.

[Congratulations!!!]
[A ROB heard your pleas and decided to answer them, and yes its what you would call a Tier 0]
[You gained the build you created of the "Limited Almighty Student" with all the level caps you put on it if your check your status or [HELP] you will be able to read all the Meta Essences that you selected]
[You are currently in what you would know as "Singularity F - Fuyuki" from "Fate/Grand Order"]
[Have a nice day!

]

"FUUUUCK!"
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"Ok, ok I am in fgo, what do I do now?.. STATUS" and the screen appeared, yep this OP as fuck but I still don't like it to be forced in fgo.

"Need to level up, wait I need to actually know how to fight with magic, Sorcerer Lord and Master Magician should help with that but still…. Mirror I have that!!!" I then concentrated and felt as if I detached myself from myself, opening my eyes I saw a perfect copy of myself? Wait I don't look like that at all, all of the Meta Essences that give a make-over are nice I guess.

Seeing myself two times is weird, I tried to move my hand and the clone moves it, or was I… since I am I and agh too much philosophy for something like this, I moved my right arm willing to only be this the clone arms shakes for a second before a pop appeared that I gained [Multitasking] allowing me to focus on two things at the same time, nice, now I needed twelve more to actually do what I want to do.

I started to do multiple math calculations speedrunning the Level of [Multitasking] thanks to the Essence of the Grandmaster. Less than 5 minutes later I could focus on 13 different things at the same time, allowing me to create 11 more clones, 10 going to the Purgatory to level up and 2 towards the Infinite Library to learn anything I could get my hands on. It was weird moving 13 different bodies as if… well I gained [Parallel Processing] now I don't have actually think about it… heh think.

[-1 CHA for bad pun, you should feel bad with yourself]

"Fuck you game"

*Infinite Library*
'Well, what to learn' I thought while looking at the infinite Library of infinite, 'Overlord LN Magic' I walked towards the weird robotic librarian and asked for it, the robotic eyes looked at me for a moment before a small light flashed on the table and twelve books stacked were on top of it.

"Nice" Let's see, Tier 0 easy, Tier 1 easy, Tier 2, and suddenly.
[You need to be Level 12 to learn 'Message']

I looked at the message for a moment before "FUCK" a moment passed and my clones on the Purgatory were starting killing Doom Slayer style to level me up. Ok Elder Scrolls Lore magic is pretty much reality-warping so it should be useful. I asked and a giant pile of books appeared in front of me.

"Oh, more than 2 millennia of magic knowledge, thank god I have the Essence of the Scholar"

The second clone on the library started reading about Mathematical focused magic, like normal Human High School DxD, Youjo Senki, and mahouka. When I reach Level 500 and unlock Absolute Mind those types of magic will allow me to become at least tier 4 if not a tier 3 threat.
"Now that I think about it I have the Meta Essence of the Polymath" huh 20 charges… 5 to Tetralogy, 5 to Omnipotence, 5 to the profession of God, and 5 to Absolute Change, I think… Yeah, let's go with that.

*Real world*
Now that I think about it shouldn't 'Master Magician' give me a Master foci?

['Generic Master Foci from Medium Fantasy World' was automatically absorbed by the Ultimate Weapon]

'seems legit' I thought before willing for a generic staff to appear before me, one of the most if not the most generic wooden staff appeared with a rounded top.

I pushed some energy as simple as that sounds willing it to exit from the top into the form of the basic firebolt from Skyrim, a giant meter size ball of flames formed and flew towards the partially destroyed two-story house in front of me obliterating it from existence.

"and that was only five percent of my reserves, not like it matters with the Infinite Supply. Well lets go" I said and used some magic to increase my speed and jump.

You know I forgot about my Stats at that moment and with a spell that increases my speed by 100% and an Agility of 310… I broke the sound barrier at least 4 times before trying to stop, trying being the keyword since I just flew through the air and hit the wall a dozen meters later.
"ow"

Then I started to hear chuckle behind me, turning around I saw a black pointy thing fly-
I moved back dodging by a hair width a black stake...? Wait this is FGO Fuyuki this is Medusa's dagger, I gathered my energy to my staff, launching a wave of electricity all around me.

Science won and the electricity went through the chain of the dagger resulting in a beautiful grunt of pain to my right. Turning around to look at my opponent I saw a white panty- strengthening my arm with Dragonhide and expecting the hit I jumped using the force of the kick to create distance between us.

"Logic, Rider- Medusa, advantage towards casters, speed advantage, casters are glass canons not able to respond fast enough, remove advantage" "Blizzard" I said and for half a second nothing happened, then a wave of frost surged from me forming a giant whirlwind, big enough to cover at least a city block. Medusa tried to launch her weird dagger but the force of the whirlwind was so great that it flew sideways.

I willed the whirlwind to move the force and frost gathering in a single push all towards Medusa in an air blast, when the frost gathered around and the winds died out, she got captured in an ice statue. Less than a second later fissures starting appearing on the ice but it didn't matter since I just needed that second.

"Goodbye Medusa" I said before 5 lasers with the same heat as the surface of the sun hit her directly on the chest. "Will Magic of The Elder Scrolls is really overpowered" I said looking at the molted street with a hole big enough to fit a train's cabin.

"Well to find Chaldea and survive this Singularity"

(AN:68 Grave mistakes says Grammarly :'( one needed for the funny number)

otoshi17Good · Feb 13, 2022

(AN: tags: Fate x~ WH40k/Multi, Self-Insert, OP MC)

Prologue

I woke up in... a corridor? I felt like shit… I was wearing some clothes I had never seen with a hole and blood?!!

Looking around I found a red pendant, I thought it looked familiar for some reason and tried to remember- "AGHHH!!!" Memories, things that would had been impossible for me to know, far too many… far too long.

"The universe has many horrors yet to throw at us. This is not the end of our struggle. This is just the beginning of our crusade to save Humanity. Be faithful! Be strong! Be vigilant!"

I said… wait I have never-

"[KNEEL]!!! I AM NOT A GOD, I HAVE NEVER SAID I WAS ONE!"

This aren't mine-

"HORUS!!!"

Why-

"SEE THE GREATEST SACRIFICE OF OUR ERA, FROM HENCEFORTH MALCADOR THE SIGILLITE IS NO MORE FROM NOW ON HE SHALL BE FOREVER BE REMEMBERED AS MALCADOR THE HERO"

"I…"

"I am their shield"

"I am not! I…"

"I am their Sword"

"I..."

"I think therefore I am"

"Therefore I exist, therefore I.."

"I AM-"

"I am not Him, I will not be HIM, I AM MY OWN!" I declared I willed, I carved into my being and denied its weight upon myself.

My perception shifted letting me focus on the present, I emptied my stomach of its contents almost smearing the Rin's pendant.

I thought, I willed, I declared, I am.

Letting my mind focus and process all of the current state. And... a generic 'Gaming System' window appeared in front of me saying "Congratulations your got isekai'ed with your build of [Less Emperor Of Mankind]" Omnipotent powers are blocked until level 10000, you cant leave the universe unless the Holy Grail War finishes, Have a nice day~"

"MOTHERFUCKER" I said taking care to not accidentally destroy the city with a psychic outburst.

I looked at my 'status' and found "He left me Omniscience, the Infinite Treasury, Tetralogy and Supernatural Dominion of the Warp. Is he a fucking idiot?!!!"

"Probably" A voice responded to my side.

"Emperor" I didn't turn since I can see it since it was an echo inside my mind.

"Both of us or well you know that is a lie, a mental construct, a bit crude but for the emergency is good enough"

"38 thousand years memory injection would have destroyed my psychic if it weren't for the cheats"

"Indeed"

"I will not become a slave"

"I or well yourself doesn't expect it too, for in the end you are good enough person and that is enough for whatever artificial mind I form inside of you"

He said before disappearing from my now returning to the weird soul afterlife inside myself… fuck I forgot of my internal mankind.

"AGHHHH I hate my job and it hasn't even started"

I was in fucking nasuverse- ahem the Fifth Holy Grail War, good news I am the Motherfucking Emperor of Mankind and an actual God... Why did I give the greatest atheist ever the Essences of Godhood? best ignore that part for now. The only being capable of killing me would have been Shiki… if not were for the multiple Meta Essences that grant Immortality.

Now the most important thing to get, Essence of the Infinite Potential Power Well grants powers that normally would be limited by my existential strength to not erase me by the power well, what I needed the most was something so simple that would make everyone else confused.

[Psionics Acquired]

Now anyone… the Quintillions of Humans inside my soul would be wondering 'Why someone like the Emperor of Mankind would need to acquire Psionics if he is the most powerful psyker in all of humanity? ~~And probably ever individually?~~'

Short answer The Warp, long answer? The fucking Warp. The Emperor is a cheat using the Warp and that is a problem since He can't use his full power before making a fucking hole in the materium. Buuut if let's say he were to gain the psionics of marvel without the limitations of creating reality holes by too much Warp energy forced in an area…. Well, let's just say that OP would be an under-fucking-statement. And without making reality holes the probability of dealing with the Counter Force is greatly reduced.

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*In the Immaterium*
*The World looks at the sun that appeared on its border*
World: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!!!

-Alaya: HOW THE FUCK THERE IS A DIVINE SPIRITUAL HUMAN?

-Gaia: I DON'T KNOW!!!

-Alaya: Ascencion? Enlightenment? But that would be a change from a Human to a Spirit, that thing was born directly as a Spiritual Human and the became a Divine, Gaia send Primi, I won't send my Grand Servants, just kill that thing.

-Gaia: I CANT!!! Primi is only against Humans and that thing definitely doesn't count as Human.

-Alaya: THEN WHAT WE DO?

-Gaia: Counter-Guardians?

-Alaya: Do you think those tools would be able to kill that thing?

-Gaia: of course not, but it's the best we got since someone had to appear and use the energy that was going to be used for our Ultimate One.

-Alaya: Shut Up, you useless green, both of us know that I was going to exist whenever you wanted or not since Humanity was going to win in the end and you were the moron that wasted the energy in the thousands of Divines before the Alien attacked.

-Gaia: SHUT UP!! You suicidal idiot…..

-Alaya: ….Do we contact it?

-Gaia: ….Are you really an idiot?

*The Fight and doubts continue like that for eternity*

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I felt my mind opening to a complete different experience in comparison to being a Psyker. A psyker is a being deeply connected to the Warp, an energy realm in constant change through the thoughts of all beings. The bigger your soul, the bigger your connection to the Warp, allowing you to use more energy. In comparison, an esper is someone utilizing his own mental energy to change the material realm. Similar in the result but completely different in execution.

I started thinking… ironic I know, processing all information my mind running far faster than any supercomputer ever created by the Dark Age of Technology humanity. Meta Essence of the Ultimate Intellect is OP with infinite data.

Multiple Meta Essences starting to upgrade and advance my knowledge, ability, and power of my psionics. Inspired Inventor started hitting my head with hundreds of thousands of ways to use the psionics. Compatible and Composite Psionic started to upgrade my psionics to equal my Psyker level, Potential Power Well happily giving all the energy necessary to do so.

I already had so much fucking power and each second that I thought I was gaining even more. Absolute Sight was showing me how all the Magicians gained their True Magic and the Alpha Stigma was happily copying it while the Archmage was breaking it apart to its fundamental components and forming better versions.

My connection to the Warp allowed me to hear an infinite number of voices from cursing to pleading, to think that Daemons would form in this area… Truly the Warp is stupid.

[BEGONE]

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*Thousands of kilometers away 5 hours later*
*A back alley in the middle of a city in Brazil.*
"So? Why did you call us here Death?" A shadow asked a dark spot.
The spot trembled for a second before responding "We are fucked, He is here"
"He?" The shadow twisted as if in confusion.
"You know him, Gold Human"
"...NO He Can't be here, it's not his branch, he wasn't born in this branch and he would never leave his branch even in the threat of true death" Another shadow moved franticly as if searching for someone to appear.
The named Death sighed before responding "I was talking with some of my contacts on the self-named camp yet in a fraction of a second a freaking golden light burst through the equivalent of a voice call and I lost all contact with him, I looked directly at the Astral and found the surrounding sea was cleaned with only those of our camp remaining and a fucking Golden Star"

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*Cú Chulainn POV*
I explored the city trying to find a Servant to fight, with luck I could find Archer again and fight her without being interrupted by another civilian.

While moving to the north of the City I smelt the remain of curses from my spear, the only one I had stabbed with it were… the kid.

I followed the trail finding a house at the end of the city, while on spiritual form I entered the house finding the kid calmly sitting in front of a table.

He turned and looked directly at me.

"You truly have the worst luck Cú" He said and a familiar feeling started to swell in my gut.

I materialized and tried to quickly kill him with my spear, my instincts telling me that I was in a bad spot.

He grabbed the head of the spear before using it to throw me through the wall faster than I could move, my body forcefully turned into my spirit form before going across the whole house.

By the time I was able to materialize again I was in the empty backyard of the house, the kid or whatever was inside of him calmly exiting the house coming in front of me.

"You aren't the kid"

"Indeed but combat awaits no one, let's dance" He responded.

A flaming sword formed on his right hand, his left hand coated in lightning with a position prepared to defend the body, his eyes started to burn in golden flames and a Golden aura formed around his head.

Pressure familiar in form yet different in its strength attacked me. A single drop of sweat formed on my forehead and with a bit of strain, I said the familiar feeling that I had almost forgotten.

"Divine"

The kid- no the God in human form frowned in annoyance before replaying "I have never said I was a parasite" He replied with a snarl at the end.

"If you say so yet your Divinity can't lie"

"I have never said to be their God for I am their Emperor, The Emperor of Mankind"

A Massive pressure assaulted me, beyond any fight I had fought even alive had created this pressure, not even shishou when enraged and serious would have made me feel like this.

Names have power, a fundamental knowledge that all magi know, and as a spiritual being, it allows me to feel that power, knowing the legends of servants is good for their skills and experience yet Power is Power, and with their names, I can feel their existential weight.

'This is far heavier than I thought… yet this was what I wanted to come to the Grail Wars' a smile formed. For a second I thought of informing my backstabber of a Master but a moment later I smiled with the thought of my Master's surprised face facing a Divine.

Trying to finish this in one strike wouldn't work… even my Noble Phantasm wouldn't kill a Divine in one hit if what shishou told me of her fight against one.

I moved diagonally towards him, trying to stab him yet he used the flat side of his sword to stop it, remaining completely still as if he didn't feel my attack.

He moved forward a step and I took one back. Then the true combat began.

He slashed and I parried, I sweep with the tip of my spear and he deflected with his bare left hand. He tried to impale me with his left hand and I dodged knowing that lighting wasn't normal.

The dance as he called continued for a few seconds and with those seconds I knew he vastly outclass me.
'Shit, not even shishou would have been fighting me so easily, it almost looks like he isn't even trying'
I jumped back knowing that if I continued fighting I would be actually wounded. Yet he didn't let me, the lighting in his hand flew towards me making me dodge in mid-air and use my spear as a platform to rotate before landing facing him… to see him fucking clapping as if it was a performance!!!

"Fuck you"

"No, even though I could create gender-bending clones I am not into myself thank you very much, or do you want to fight two of me?" He asked with a smirk knowing that I barely was keeping up with him and he wasn't even winded.

'It might not kill him but at least should give me an edge' I thought while I put myself in position and
"Gae BOLG!" red lighting flew from the tip of the spear zig-zagging to hit its target. 'I still wonder why it moves like that… its a spear for Lugh's sake it should be forward only and shishou would hit me each time I asked'

The God took a step forward without fear and in one of the turns of the lighting it missed him, reality shifted and again it missed… and again and again and again… The cycle repeated an endless amount of time before the God apparently become annoyed and grabbed the cursed lighting, crushing it with his hand.

"Causality against someone that can manipulate Conceptuality really?" he said with a humorous tone.

I didn't hear him frozen for a second at the sheer casualness of his while destroying my Noble Phantasm, I had seen a lot of ways to defend against it, some would dodge it, some would block entirely, shishou would use her own against it, some would be immune all together against conceptual attacks, but it's the first I saw someone actually grab it and crush it with its hands.

That second that I froze it cost me because he moved faster than I could react to and he stabbed me with his sword. ~~(AN: I know I know, freaking Cú Chulainn wouldn't make such a rookie mistake buuuut... shush)~~

"Fu..ck" I said while blood dripped from my mouth.

Then he stab me again with his left hand.

"If you stabbed me with the sword why do you have to stab me again with your hand, you asshole"

"Its always better to make sure your enemy is dead"

"Ha… Truly the Gods are powerful heh but this was fun… just what I wanted" I said while feeling the magical fire and lightning breaking my Servant container.

While in the Spirit Realm before returning to the Throne I saw it, a Golden Sun a dozen of Millions if not hundreds of Millions bigger than myself, even if the Celtic Gods were weaker in comparison to the Older pantheons the star was Millions of times bigger than them, it probably was Hundreds of times bigger that the spirit of The World itself. 'I may have awakened something that no one is prepared to face by killing the kid. But whatever Divine he was it will be fun to fight if the whole Throne were to be called to fight it.'
I thought grinning before returning to the Throne of Heroes. ~~(AN: I know that Servants return to the Lesser Grail instead that directly to the Throne... details)~~

"Aaaaand that was I thing I suppose"

Lancer died quite easily but I suppose having the martial prowess of the most powerful warrior ever the result would have been obvious.

'Why the hell didn't he use runes? I can see the past when he learned from Scáthach, this Heroic Spirits are weird man' I thought while walking towards the shed with the magic circle to summon Artoria... or with my luck, a Primarch will be summoned.

With a snap of Telekinesis, the boxes and floor that covered the circle were removed, the circle was already shining a bit.

I called upon not the Immaterium but the Infinite Potential Power Well to give me Nasuverse magical energy, was it Mana? no that was the name of the energy in the World itself... uuuuh fuck it Magoi, totally not copying the name from another Universe.

I inserted the energy into the circle while willing for Saber to come.

The light of the circle increased in intensity almost to the point that it would blind a normal person, emphasis in normal, I saw- felt with the Immaterium the change in the Matterium, how a soul or well a reflection of one was brought worth from... the Immatierum? uh... is this the connection to the vaguely referenced Akashic Realm in the Immaterium? energy concentrated and formed into atoms that composed the being in front of me.

The rapid displacement of air formed the simple mist effect and the being opened her eyes.

"I ask of you. Are you my Master?"

"Maybe"

(AN:27 Grave mistakes says Grammarly)

otoshi17Good · Apr 4, 2022

(AN: tags: Minecraft(?)/Multi, Self-Insert, OP MC, Generic Power Fantasy etc. etc.)

Prologue

Waking in the middle of fucking nowhere isn't a pleasant surprise, waking up with the powers of a cheat character is one though.

So generic Power Fantasy I suppose.

*sigh* "This is going to become so stupid"

Status check… powers from my build of the Minecrafter, a fuckton of powers that combining them together makes it even more of a stupid power fantasy.

"Fucking ROBs, I am happy that I am a cheat like this but even so, I am on a fucking empty planet!!!" How do I know that? Omniscience because… Why the fuck no? It's a stupid build of nigh-omnipotence since Omnipotence starts at Level 10k.

"House, house, house" I started by doing the basic Minecraft stuff of breaking a tree and getting a 1m*1m*1m block of wood while leaving a tree floating. "This shit is going to get weirder the more I live like this"

With my Omniscience I obtained a magical formula(spell) and disintegrated the wood from the leaves, leaving floating leaves for a second before dropping and self-destroying into saplings, sticks, and apples.

I multiplied the apple with one of the Meta-Essences and start eating it.

10/10 "will eat it again", it was the weirdest most perfect apple I had ever eaten, it was weird for the level of perfection the apple was but it was without a doubt perfect.

I started walking towards a mountain and started climbing it, allowing me to see the whole world... or at least what I could see with my BS senses.

A paper appeared in front of me and hit my face through a windless wind.

'Minecraft structures and mobs only appear in this Universe, This Universe cannot be destroyed -ROB'

That's nice to know, it wouldn't be good if I teleport to a modern earth and the freaking end portal room were to appear in it.

So I had infinite potential to expand indefinitely with a complete Universe to do so, with Omniscience allowing me to create anything in the future, with pretty much Omni-magic since Meta-Essence of the Ultimate Student and Meta-Essence of Archmage with Omniscience allow me to do wacky shit.

Well, I have to mine quite a bit.

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Its been a month since I appeared in this world and I feel like I am becoming crazy, I went into the nether and got one of each type of block and item, allowing me with my Meta-Essence of Infinite Multiplier Inventory to have infinite number of items, being honest about it the statue of Netherite its ugly.

I created a mountain of gold, the only reason the thing doesn't collapse unto itself is because of Minecraft Physics.

You know there is a limit to how useful the Minecraft crafting system is since complex enough machines make the damn thing so convoluted that a lot of the time I started crafting the 'normal' way. I started creating automatic farms Factorio style and I can say without a doubt the Factory has started.

One of my powerful projects was to create a Full Tank of EXP and multiply it a few thousands of times to give me hundreds of Levels. With training against Servants in the Meta-Essence of Purgatory I have reached beyond level 1000, I could destroy the sun with Space-Time Magic.

But even with all my Omniscience and my 'practically speaking' Nigh-Omnipotence I was freaking alone and bored. I had a Meta-Essence to solve that but I was a bit hesitant about using it.

Meta-Essence of Figurines allowed me to summon any character to what normally would be an objectification of a sentient being for a horny person to satisfy its carnal desires with the character.

But I could use it a bit differently since it allows the summoner to give specific requirements of what version of the character to summon. Which I put:
-To not betray me.
-Not be Evil or "Greater Good" kind.
-Respects me.
-We could mutually fall in with each other.
-I could actually end up in love with the character.
-Doesn't have a past/present/future love interest/relationship.
-Isn't tied to a specific place.
-Isn't into NTR and the like.

So to summon people I can talk to and not become crazy. With magic I transmutated the air into the specific Quantum configuration I desired for the Figurine of my Characters. The Choushin, Immortal Trans-dimensional Goddesses that are "good people", both important points for my future eternity.

A small light show appeared from the figurine and the 3 Goddesses appeared in front of me in all their glory.

"So you are the horny one to summon us?" said Washu with a small smirk that I suspect that I just summoned a pain in the ass.

"Yes, yes I am, I am bored, I had spent a month doing nothing but building and crafting alone and have reached the point of summoning beings far above my current Level"

"Current Level?" said Tokimi with a small tilt on her head… she always looked like a bird and that made her look at her as if she was an Owl.

"Please the 3 of you are above Time you should already meet future me" I said looking at the empty sky that suddenly had a lighting bolt falling hitting the useless gold mountain.

They seemed to freeze for a moment before returning with expressions on their faces.

"What is that?" said a far-looking Tsunami.

Washu didn't say anything she only was smiling like the cat that ate the mouse and her eyes shined so bright that almost looked from a cartoon than the real world.

Tokimi was looking a bit troubled about it.

"That was my future self and probably future you" I said with a small smile before putting myself in a butler pose saying "So, anything that you wish to drink my ladies? We have Tea from all possible configurations in a 5th-dimensional number of possibilities, a few trillions of different variations of Coke, and more"

"Tea?" Washu said asking her sisters.

"Tea" Tsunami said while nodding with a small smile.

"Tea" said Tokimi in acceptance.

'Eternity is boring but with fellow Eternals it can be a bit less'

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"What are you doing William?" asked Washu while I was seated in the lotus position thinking.

"Creating mental blueprints for a Death Star by calculating the physics of this Universe through magic"

"Creating? Not Omniscienting it? That is weird for you"

"Even if it doesn't show I can learn" I said with a pout on my face.

"Yes but you always just used your Omniscience for anything, take it from the 3 of us that living like that brings only boredom to life"

A solemn silence formed between us before I had to break it by "Careful your age is showing" insinuating her age.

Resulting in her hitting me with a paper fan specifically created for me. "you never learn do you?"

"Yes, Yes o' wise crone- Agh that hurts, that actually hurts Washu! You are actually piercing my resistances!" I shouted while Washu held me in a chinlock and gradually applied more force.

"It doesn't matter, right? Is not like you could die"

"That doesn't mean I would like to feel the pain!-"

"Both of you lunch is ready, stop playing around and come to the dining room" said Tsunami from the entrance of the house.

I used magic to teleport me in front of her "Yes, yes o' mother" I said before getting hit with the steel spatula.

"Don't" She said with a glare and frozen expression.

"No?" I asked downhearted.

"No" She responded with a huff before turning and walking away.

Washu just walked by my side while silently laughing at me.

Entering the dining room I found Tokimi already sitting at the table, though it doesn't show Tokimi is quite the battle-junkie, she would limit herself to peak human limits and fight all of the Minecraft mobs that would appear, I and Washu created a Coliseum just for her to fight on.

Her fighting skills I would say are perfect, her moves are as swift as a coursing river, her strength even at peak human has the force of a typhoon and a for of combat hat makes her look almost mysterious as if her attacks were the dark side of the moon, showing an attack and doing the complete opposite of what would be expected… I popped a fear boner the first time I saw it and if it wasn't for the number of Meta-Essences that remove my physiological responses it would have been quite awkward with Washu and Tsunami at my sides, but by the small smirks the 3 of them held after that battle I think they already knew of it, trying to keep secrets in a household of Omniscients is impossible.

"Can you stop killing the Ender Dragon? The poor little one doesn't even move to attack anymore!" I said to Tokimi while moving my chair to seat on it.

"Says the one that made the Wither flee the moment it sees him"

"Hey it's not my fault! He broke my home with his explosive attacks and made angry so I killed him nine more times"

She gave me a deadpan expression while replaying "You created an automatic farm of Withers so the moment he spawns, he is killed in a perpetual cycle of resurrection and death, if that is not petty then I don't know what is it"

"at least the starts are useful? They are the ones that powered the Workshop 6 months ago!"

"Yes, yes and now it uses black holes to generate it, you know that doing so accelerates the entropy of the universe?"

"Please the damage is so small I could reverse it by myself with magic and I am already working with Washu to use Higher Order Energy for the next reactors and send it through Quantum Entanglement"

"Both you, the food is in front" Tsunami said from my right and both of us started eating.

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"William what are you doing?" said Washu entering my personal Laboratory while I was writing on the air with 3 Dimensional script.

"I am formulating the ways to create a machine that manipulates the Primordial Force to create Universes" I said while finishing an equation of Conceptuality.

"...you are really bored aren't you?"

"*sigh* yes… and do you know the worst part of it?"

"What?"

"I can't get bored! My Meta-Essences remove my boredom so what I feel at the moment isn't boredom but anxiety to do something… I feel like the Doctor in that episode"

"At the start its always like that, at least you aren't going full megalomaniac deciding that you are god and creating races to worship you"

"… does the cows following me when I hold wheat count?"

"Sentient races, come on let's go watch a movie from the 22 century, at least at that point they had the effects to create superman right"

"*sigh* yeah, you are right, I am waiting for something to fall-"

An alarm sounded, warning red lights flashed for a second before my AI Athena responded "FOREIGN DIMENSIONAL TRAVEL DETECTED, ANALYSING, RESULT: FOREIGN BEING, FOREIGN ELEMENT LOCKED UP IN QUANTUM STASIS AWAITING ORDERS"

I turned to Washu before saying "I am Omniscient and I didn't expect that"

(AN:10(?) Grave mistakes says Grammarly)
(AN: I was bored, this idea hit me in the head and I had to write it, it would need a complete rewrite to make something """good""")

otoshi17Good · Apr 9, 2022

Chapter 1

*Pocket Realm*
*One and a half hours ago*

I entered my personal realm that gave me Omnipotence inside it.

I felt my senses opening at infinitum of the whole Realm, in its infinite number of dimension above it. The Pocket Realm was only of the size of a Galaxy but thanks to the Omnipotence I could literally expand it indefinitely, creating a Trillion of Galaxies around the original one, creating a whole Multiverse with an infinite number of Universes and each of them with an infinite of timelines… it almost felt like too much yet I could always control it perfectly.

The Realm didn't allow me to bring outside anything I created with the Omnipotence, I couldn't create an Omni-Infinity Gauntlet and crush everyone outside with it, what I could do for some reason was create any tool to create anything and bring the creation outside… a pretty big oversight considering I can create limitless irrational tools, allowing me to create anything… truly balance doesn't exist while combining Meta Essences.

I moved outside to see the whole of the earth, in some way I could say it was beautiful and it is a shame of what I am going to do but needs have to be fulfilled and I need a palace as the new Emperor.

mce-anchorI already had the Warhammer 40k Imperial Palace created occupying 10 Million square Kilometres but it was… primitive. Yes, it was the fucking Imperial Palace with enough defenses capable of resisting a planetary siege from the Eldar for half a century, the damn thing is so sturdy that if the planet was destroyed by Exterminatus the Inner Palace would still survive, destroyed as hell and barely better than rubble but still survive with the Sanctum Imperialis remaining in a usable state.

The problem that it has is that I am fucking Omniscient and I can create a far far far... better one, no offense to the artisans' post-Unification Wars and Rogal Dorn but Omniscience is a cheat. Infinite Energy Drives, an uncountable number of defensive energy fields from basic kinetic energy to trans-dimensional attacks, BS systems around the whole thing making it a 'Smart Home', Reality Warping fields, Higher-Quantum Manipulation protections, and one of the most important things, making it a giant Magic/Warp/Psychic foci.

The OG Golden Throne was a giant foci that allowed the Emps to focus and expand his psychic power around the whole Galaxy, my Palace will be the same but instead of just the Golden Throne it would be the WHOLE Palace exponentially expanding its strength.

It was already golden but with the changes, the bling is popping even more with the modifications of the place… weird.

Now to organize mankind into a proper Empire.
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*???*
(AN: This is highly probable OOC)

"So, Options?" Roboute Guilliman asked the rest of his assembled 21 brothers.

"What options do you think that we have? We are inside a Realm of the Warp with only our Soul, if I was still a Psyker I could may have been able to make a hole to escape to the great sea yet I am not one anymore, I didn't think that it was possible to remove my Psychic powers but apparently I was wrong" Magnus the Red respond while reading a book with the title of "Of Metaphysics and how they stop making sense after the 10th dimension"

"We have read 'The Build' we can't exactly do anything since he is a God" Mortarion responded while almost spitting the last word.

"And we don't have the actual Allfather to help us here" Leman Russ responded while drinking from a tankard.

"That Mental Construct is quite interesting and a literal open book to respond to any of our questions" Magnus responded.

"I would have thought that you would be hating it for what it represented more" said Sanguinius who still wondered why did he still have his wings even though he was in the smaller form of a normal 2 meters tall man.

"If I was still under the shitsquid influence I would be cursing to Hell and back but because whatever entity picked us they cured me of any chaos memetic trash, just look at Angron" Magnus said while giving a side glance to their craziest of his brothers.

The man was looking at the infinite with a small smile on his face.

"If not were for the fact that we are inside of a place that HE wouldn't let Chaos exist I will be suspecting him to be a Slanneshi cultist" said Horus while he too looked at his brother.

"Brothers, we are deviating from the subject, What can do we do with this new Imperium that our host is going to create?" voiced Rogal Dorn.

"We can't do any-" Konrad Curze started speaking but his expression froze for a second.

"Brother?" asked Vulkan.

"HE stopped time to talk with me and… asked me to become the High Lord of the Officio Assassinorum" Curze responded while snapping out.

"Anything more that HE told you about the future of this Imperium?" asked Horus while looking thoughtful.

"The Imperium HE plans to create-" Curze responded before stopping to look at his brother Magnus that had frozen in an expression.

"Yes!" Magnus shouted moving his fist upward with a force so great that made him almost jump off his chair.

"Brother?"

"HE asked me to be the High Lord of the Adeptus Astra Telepathica in charge of all magic" he said while almost cursing the last word.

"Witchery?" asked Mortarion while frowning.

"Apparently his definition of magic is different from ours, HE said defined it as 'The manipulation of any form of energy to change reality'"

"Wouldn't normal Machinery be magic with that definition?" asked Perturabo

"Yes, yes it would HE said that in the far future if we manage to reach it the line between magic and science will be transcended by the definition that 'Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic' and 'any magic sufficiently studied is indistinguishable from science'"

"Brothers can you say now about this future Imperium?" asked Roboute Guilliman.

"Yes, the Imperium would-" Magnus responded before looking at Corvus Corax which had frozen.

The Raven Lord sighed and spoke "HE asked me to be the High Lord of the Inquisition"

"Now can any of you actually-" Sanguinius started speaking before stopping looking at the expression of Perturabo.

A second later Perturabo blinked returning to the present "Sorry brothers, HE asked me to be the High Lord of the Adeptus Mechanicus"

"Oh? Did HE tell you about our new boss?" Magnus asked while taking a sip from a glass.

"Yes, yes his future wife Washu right?"

"Wife?" Fulgrim asked while playing with the tip of his hair.

"Yes, apparently he is Immortal beyond any Immortality that existed in our Universe and he plans to not be alone hermitage like father"

"Anything that you can tell us of this wife"

"There are going to be 3 wives at least from what he said, they are 3 sisters, primordial beings born from literal nothingness that decided to search for a being higher than them by creating a 20 Dimensional Archverse of their own" Perturabo responded.

"Washu is a Philosopher that translates into a Super Scientist, she would be the one in charge of the Adeptus Philosophiae which would be above our two Departments, creating Magitek for the Imperium"

"Brothers again we are going into a tangent, please tell us about this Imperium" said Rogal Dorn.

"The Imperium will be called the Galactic Imperium since it would control a whole Galaxy from the get-go, it-" Corvus Corax started responding before stopping while looking at the frozen expression of Roboute Guilliman.

"Well I suppose I can do that" muttered Roboute Guilliman before looking at the rest of his brothers "Master of the Administratum" he said.

Sanguinius froze for a second before laughing out loud.

"Brother?"

"hahaha… cant anyone of you see it? HE is playing with us, every time one of you tries to tell us about the new Empire one will freeze saying that he was put in charge of a High ranking position in it" He said while looking at the rest of his brothers.

"You are seeing this aren't you William?" Sanguinius said to the empty air and from the entrance golden fire formed into a humanoid shape, the fire dissipated leaving a young man with dark brown hair, golden eyes, and a smile on his face.

"Indeed, indeed Sanguinius, I was going to call you all to give you my future plan for mankind but I saw this reunion that you were having and I couldn't pass the opportunity"

"You spied on us"

"It's a bit difficult not to do so when all of this is happening inside my own soul, I have inside all of mankind from your universe, from its beginnings when it managed to gain sentience to its end when Revelation died on the 45th millennium and become a Chaos God eating all of mankind"

The primarch that experienced The END froze their faces pale remembering the agonizing final cry of pain that was heard through all of the galaxy, how their existence itself were yanked towards the light, and their SELF being ripped apart while hearing the cries of sadness and grief from their always in control father. No human was saved from the all-consuming light that shone through the Warp and even the Chaos Gods themselves feared the moment that the beacon was lighted on. For Quadrillions of humans prayed upon one man that was already as powerful as a God for 15 thousand years, for he suffered through unspeakable pain through all of it, and each moment of it his SELF was refined and hardened, making it so when the switch turned and He became more Warp than man all was devastated.

"But that isn't here nor now… or well it technically it is here and now since the Immaterium doesn't run by logic" HE said with a smile "Now the important thing, the new Imperium is going to be an Absolute Constitutional Meritocratic Democratic Communist Capitalist Monarchy"

Most primarch through understanding the words of the sentence didn't understand the meaning of it.
"Ok the clarified version, Absolute Monarchy because I am on top, Constitutional because there's going to be a Parliament running alongside the High Lords of Terra, Meritocratic and Democratic because there is going to be a balance between the popular person and their actual skill to do the job, Communist and capitalist because everyone has their own capital but their rights end when the need of the community arises"

They seemed to process what I said before Guilliman said:

"A Utopia?"

"Ha, almost but that's besides the point, all of you are late for your training for your new jobs" HE said and before anyone could respond HE snapped his fingers and everyone found themselves in what appeared to be a giant classroom, looking to their backs they saw thousands of man and woman sitting on their spot like them. A bell sounded and when they turned towards the board HE was there.

"Welcome Class to Science 101, the future members of the Adeptus Mechanicus have preference to be in front of the class, any doubt will be resolved at the end of the class, this class is requirement for all of humanity and to Technology 101, next class will be Magic 101 and the next one will be History of Original Humanity 1"

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You know even if I am being affected to hate the Meta Essences that give godhood on a personal level I can completely love the fact that Afterlife Elder God-King allows me to finish any repetitive task I can accomplish instantly, teaching Trillions of humans at least the basic levels of knowledge that Dark Age of Technology had it's a pain in the ass.

After 30 years of teaching 1 eight of humanity is finally ready to start forming the new Imperium, they went through the 5 years internship for all their jobs and all errors were corrected. Ready to do their job for the next century or so.

Now the biggest problem is to resurrect them and create infrastructure for all the planets. With a snap millions of planets where transmutated, some had mountains removed and changed into colossal cities for billions of people, each of them reaching technological levels of Dark Age of Technology Humanity, others had valleys filled with technology towers of kilometers in height, mines where created at the start of the ore veins, leaving all the machinery ready to start mining, stars where hidden on astronomical swarms of machinery to grant energy to the Imperium, planets where hollowed to form the grand factories.

A gigantic ring or gold and silver was created surrounding the Galaxy, the ring with technologies beyond anything of Warhammer formed the great shield to protect the galaxy from foreign attacks, and at the Black Hole in the Center of the Galaxy, a giant tower was created, helping the ring at its border and protecting it from any form of metaphysical interference.

And with a snap of my fingers quadrillions of people were resurrected, all of them knew their jobs and the new status quo, from each newborn a random human will be reincarnated allowing them to remember their original life when they reach 30, they will only remember it if they wish for it, if not… like a lot of the Death Corps of Krieg, only a letter they will send to their future self.

For 1 century the New Imperium ran, after that, a new election was organized for new rulers, by my laws implemented the previous rulers cannot be reelected until one thousand years had passed. And if they get elected again then 10k and so on and so forth.

The Imperium continued without my input and I only changed the laws every 50 years to remove stupid things that they would write.

New Colonies were forming making it so the Imperium reached over 100 Million Worlds, food was grown in Agri-Worlds and in specific facilities so no World would go famished.

I married the Choushin since they were the best waifus I could think of for my necessities. Washu completed her century as Head of the Adeptus and retired to the Internal Imperial Palace, Tsunami became the Supreme Castellan of Earth, or better said the one in charge of the Imperial Palace, and Tokimi just wanders around in the Military section of the Imperium, from training Soldiers to Training Naval Officers, just wandering through the command chain since no one is stupid enough to stop one of the three wives of the ~~God-~~Emperor… fucking cults.

"Well I need to finish the Grail War"

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*Real World*

"Maybe" I responded to the dress-wearing King of- or should be Queen? Mysteries of life I guess.

She nodded in understating "Master we need to prepare for the War"

"Eh, about that… " I started while her ahoge visible moved side to side in confusion "The Grail War is kinda canceled" I said with a short laugh at the end.

"What?!"

"Wait 5 Minutes or so, Archer and her master are coming and I don't want to repeat myself" I said before turning around and exiting the shed.

I started walking calmly towards the entrance of the manor(AN: it's way bigger than what I would consider a "home") and exited the entrance.

Walking less than 5 meters from the entrance I saw them, Tohsaka Rin and her.

"You!" Saber said and tried to dash by my side before I stop her holding her shoulder with a basic use of tactile telekinesis.

"Saber stop, even with infinite energy you would be high pressed to defeat her, making the result based more on luck than anything and that would be if she didn't use her Noble Phantasm, but this is without a doubt a weird sight" I said while looking at her "a Female version of Gilgamesh who would have thought?"

"Oh? A mongrel that can recognize the true king" She said while giving me a look of interest.

"Oh? A two-thirds parasite that claims to be better than its betters" I said while giving her a look of amusement.

She froze for a second yet the next one golden portals formed around her showing weapons of forgotten eras.

"Mongrel! You dare insult the King!"

A golden aura surrounded me, golden fire spouting from my eyes "I am The Emperor of Mankind"

Tohsaka who was stunned from the moment Saber appeared decided to unfroze and start "Emiya-kun?"

I deactivated my [Show off] mode and give her a smile "Miss Tohsaka or well I should call you Tohsaka-san I come to inform you that your resurrection spell is shit and inserted someone else in the body of Emiya Shirou"

She took a second to comprehend what I said before doing the best Aqua impression I had seen while shouting "it was my first time! 5 seconds, no 3 seconds that I had arrived earlier and I could have saved him yet he was already dead by the time I reached him!" she said before pointing to Gil who was already getting bored of the drama for the face she was wearing and had closed her Gate of Babylon when Rin responded.

"She gave me a herb saying it should revive him and it worked since I felt his pulse but it's not my fault that the damn her is defective!" She said pointing to Gilgamesh.

"Defective herb? I gave you a treasure with the value of kingdoms, it's not my fault that you couldn't use it correctly" She said while giving Rin a side glance, making the poor tsundere to visible deflate.

"As amusing this banter is going I think I should invite all of you into the house so we can talk instead of shouting in the street" I said, Rin visibly becoming serious, while Saber focused only on the King of Heroes, Gilgamesh never stopped looking at us.

(AN: 20(?) Grave mistakes says Grammarly)

otoshi17Good · Nov 26, 2022

AN: this is pretty much an unfinished story and I don't know how to continue it.
(AN: tags: Elder Scrolls/ Hero Union BBS, Self-Insert, OP MC, Generic Power Fantasy etc. etc.)

orz Magic God

I've become a God and I want to cry [Retired Heroes Side]
1. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
As it says on the tin… not to offend anyone but I only came to rant about it…. Anyone that says that becoming a god is a good thing shows that you haven't become one.

2. Retired Hero: Soldier (Glum Empire):
Reporting in. A god? Are you drugged?

3. Retired Hero: Student (Global State):
I felt a disturbance in the Force, so I came the fastest I could!
A god? How do you even become one?

4. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
A Stars Wards reference? A man of your talents?
I was drunk and did the ritual for it… the one in an infinite to succeed… mistakes were made orz.

5. Retired Hero: Sage (Sky Garden):
A Magic God?!! Would you be willing to PM me later to discuss magic?

6. Retired Hero: Company Employee (Parallel Universe #8):
This is why Sky Garden's magician... lol
Hey, Sage didn't you have to complete an urgent project or something like that?

7. Retired Hero: Sage (Sky Garden):
I am going, I am going (ￗ﹏ￗ )
It's just… It's a Magic God, you don't see those on the Board at all….

8. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
This is just an avatar, like… UGH I have to explain creation and Omniverse of Multiverses for all of you to understand me… ( `_ゝ´)

9. Retired Hero: Student (Global State):
Omniverse of Multiverses? What?

10. Retired Hero: Soldier (Glum Empire):
Why do I feel this is going to become something for the Hero Mages?

11. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
Because it probably is going to become like that Soldier.
Look student, you are from earth so do you know about a game series from the last continent to be discovered called Elder Scrolls? Where the protagonist of the last game had the Soul of a Dragon and had to kill the World Eater and whatnot?

12. Retired Hero: Student (Global State):
Do you mean Ancient Texts? The Dragoon that the World Render?

13. Retired Hero: Company Employee (Parallel Universe #8):
Ah that game, I have seen videos on the web of it once in a while.

14. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
Well that, Imagine myself going to sleep and then waking up in a room with a white blob for a person telling me he is an Omnipotent God and that I had died for a mistake of his.

15. Retired Hero: Student (Global State):
The most generic Isekai anime start?

16. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
Pretty much, he tells me he can't resurrect me for some reasons(lousy omnipotence) but he can reincarnate me in a world and give me some cheats for the problem, and because he was bored he decided to select a random world from the list of media that I knew and I ended up in Skyrim… Lore Accurate Skyrim… the games don't make it justice to the stupidity that is Lore Accurate Skyrim at all.

17. Retired Hero: Company Employee (Parallel Universe #8):
I remember watching one of the lore videos about the game… if you had to suffer what I remember from the video you have my condolences. lol

18. Retired Hero: Soldier (Glum Empire):
Why is a problem the fact that is Lore Accurate?

19. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
Because the whole verse is broken, you can travel through time by sailing by ship, any competent mage can destroy reality with magic and pretty much all foreign gods(daedric princes) are assholes

20. Retired Hero: Student (Global State):
foreign gods are assholes lol.
Did you become a vampire? Or a werewolf?

21. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
Do you take me for an idiot, of course not that would mean giving the rights of my soul away, then there was this other daedric prince who was trying to force himself as my Patreon(read as owner) so I went into strike saying that if he wants to not be eaten by the World Eating Dragon he is going to stop trying to force himself on me.

22. Retired Hero: Company Employee (Parallel Universe #8):
Hero on strike lol

23. Retired Hero: Student (Global State):
Hero on strike lol

24. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
After half a year of doing nothing the rest of the daedric princes kinda force him to stop annoying me and let me do my job, I defeated the World Eater and the other 3 world ending apocalypses and I kinda retired since I didn't have anything to do, I started to learn magic until I manage to create my own pocket dimension the size of a solar system.

25. Retired Hero: Soldier (Glum Empire):
WHAT TYPE OF MAGE REACHES THAT POINT??!!!!
That's level 9 or 10?

26. Retired Hero: Student (Global State):
Depends since it only created the dimension then it should be 9 to be 10 you need to define the rules of the place.

27. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
I did so, I put reality anchors to protect the dimension from foreign invasions by the daedric princes.

28. Retired Hero: Company Employee (Parallel Universe #8):
That was before you became a god?

29. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
Yep

30. Retired Hero: Company Employee (Parallel Universe #8):
There are a lot of powerful heroes out there huh.

31. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
Ok here comes the annoying part to start explaining the Omniverse and the Verse where I came from.
So in the beginning there were primordial spirits, one of the spirits(Lorkhar) convinced the rest of the spirits to create a place for lesser beings to be created for change, some accepted(hence called Aedra meaning "our ancestors") and some didn't (hence called Daedra meaning "not our ancestors").
One of the most powerful ones called Magnus the spirit/god of magic discovered the trickery of Lorkhar since the creation of the Mortal world(Mundus) would mean the death of multiple spirits so he told the rest of the aedra before opening a hole(the sun) to the Aetherius which is now his personal realm and the realm of pure magic and through the sun it reaches Mundus.

31. Retired Hero: Company Employee (Parallel Universe #8):
That sounds complicated.

32. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
It is, so the aedra discovered Lorkhar's plans and at the start of time they killed him, the grand majority of the spirits died to the completion of Mundus.

33. Retired Hero: Student (Global State):
Does anything have to do with you becoming a god?

34. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
Yes, so in my travels to kill the World Eater I found the Staff of Magnus and the Eye of Magnus, I being a hundred percent an idiot decided "Let's replace my left eye with the eye of a god! I am sure nothing bad is going to happen"

34. Retired Hero: Soldier (Glum Empire):
That wasn't wise.

35. Retired Hero: Student (Global State):
Replacing your eye with the eye of a god lol

36. Retired Hero: Company Employee (Parallel Universe #8):
lol

37. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
orz. It hurt like hell and I ended up forever feeling pain from it. orz

38. Retired Hero: Student (Global State):
Double orz in a post is banned to stop the spam from it, just saying it's barely enforced but if you do it too much you receive a warning.

39. Retired Hero: Soldier (Glum Empire):
Student was helpful?!!!! I need to warn the others!!!!

40. Retired Hero: Company Employee (Parallel Universe #8):
Welp, there goes the Multiverse and my mortgage.

41. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
Will I need to start preparing the creation of a new Multiverse?

42. Retired Hero: Sage (Sky Garden):
Do I have to start working on increasing the dimensional barriers?

43. Retired Hero: Company Employee (Parallel Universe #8):
FINISH THE PROJECT!!!

44. Retired Hero: Sage (Sky Garden):
I am going I am going….

45. Retired Hero: Student (Global State):
Fuck you guys.

46. Retired Hero: Company Employee (Parallel Universe #8):
Jokes aside please continue.

47. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
As I said with my eye replaced by the Eye of a God of magic I pretty much gained infinite mana(MP) and ultra-impossible levels of magic affinity that made the whole Multiversal world eating dragon easier.

48. Retired Hero: Soldier (Glum Empire):
Multiversal world-eating dragon.... truly there are some things out there.

49. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
So, one day I got really drunk like I pretty much drank a whole well of pure alcohol and in that moment of delirium I decided "Hey let's become a god"

50. Retired Hero: Student (Global State):
"Hey let's become a god" truly the most resolute and important decision of someone's life.

51. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
If you wonder how well it would take far more time to explain and might accidentally self-erase you so I am not going to write it. With a snap, the whole magic circle for the ritual was created and I started.... now that ritual pretty much only two people had succeded in doing it in more than 3+1 thousands of years so I was pretty much going to fail there were two ways to succeed to be OP enough to declare yourself as a god or to take the mantle of someone else.

52. Retired Hero: Company Employee (Parallel Universe #8):
Wait you are a god of magic but you said that there was already a god of magic?

53. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
Now you see the most stupid thing that happened, I don't know why or even how but the God of Magic Magnus decided to suicide in the exact same instant that I made the ritual allowing ME that I already had his eye to take his mantle as the God of Magic and some other things, the coolest part was while I was transcending into a god/embodiment of existence I manage to influence it subconsciously to add the title of God of science since Magic over there is pretty much science.

54. Retired Hero: Student (Global State):
That is a lot.

55. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
It's a lot but after I entered Aetherius I think I manage to understand why did Magnus just decide to pass the torch to me... IT'S A MESS, Magnus literally kept the Multiverse going through thoughts, prayers and ductape(Magic) the whole damn thing it's so broken that I know that it was going to collapse upon itself and probably kill the surrounding multiverses(yes including this one).

56. Retired Hero: Soldier (Glum Empire):
That sounds bad, should we give a warning to the union?

57. Retired Hero: Sage (Sky Garden):
Should I start calling the seniors?

58. Retired Hero: Company Employee (Parallel Universe #8):
FINISH THOSE SWORDS!!!!

59. Retired Hero: Student (Global State):
Yeah, sage finish them lol.

60. Retired Hero: Sage (Sky Garden):
I am going!!! the thread is too interesting to not read it.

61. Retired Hero: Magic God (None):
lol.
But don't worry everybody being the god of science made pretty much also the god of architecture allowing me to reorganize the magic realm that held the multiverse together to expand its timeline.... for about 5 millennia more.

AN: and till there was what I wrote... the story doesn't have a coherent plot or ending but I thought of it as a rant of a possible character ending.
(AN: 122 Grave mistakes says Grammarly)

otoshi17Good · Mar 24, 2023

(AN: tags: HP, Self-Insert, OP MC, Generic Power Fantasy etc. etc.)

Eccentric Emperor
Prologue
Waking up in a field in the middle of nowhere is quite the novel experience, waking up in the body of a kid even more so, waking up being able to see a generic game interface even more.

I saw my Status and I could say that I was so stupidly powerful even as a child that I could probably kill a squad of Special Forces without even having to use my immortality.

I had a lot of different things, between powers and objects, apparently my trashy OP build was given to me with the body of a kid in the middle of nowhere, the only direct limitation being that the Omniscience in my build was limited until level 1000, quite a lot but is Omniscience so fair enough.

'Middle of nowhere with OP powers, I only lack the Meta Essence of the Minecrafter for this to be my idea for a story of creating a giant Workshop while eating planets and the like'

Even while being in the middle of nowhere I wasn't afraid, the most direct OP thing that this build had was the Meta Essence of the Master Magician since I read it I saw that it game the knowledge of a specific Mage if I wanted… so I decided to go all in and say all the knowledge of Sotha Sil from Elder Scrolls, a mortal that managed to reach the power of gods… by using the power of a dead god but that is beside the point, Infinite Potential Power Well gave ANY kind of energy so I should be able to get divine power from it and reach BS power levels.

I decided to test the Magic, with a thought and my will, my energy condensed into a flaming spear, my understanding of physics regarding heat and combustion being exponentially expanded by the Meta Essences of 'The Ultimate Intellect' and 'Inspired Inventor'. I willed my spear forward and an explosion of half a ton of TNT appeared in front of me.

"Wow"

'That is a lot of explosion for just 1% of my MP... and I have infinite' I formed two clones through the Meta Essence of the Mirror and sent them towards the Akashic Library to learn a shit ton more of magic. There is too little left of useful magic to learn through since I have the magic knowledge of a freaking god.

I remembered correctly in one episode/book/something of Doctor Who he ends up in an alternative universe in which the Time Lords didn't exist and another race took their place, the important part of that race was that they used magic runes to do all that the Time Lords used machines for.

Before I could start reading the books in a twist of light an old man appeared, he looked at least in his 80s with wrinkles all over his face. He pointed a stick towards me?

"Who are you?" I asked tilting my head in confusion.

"I live close by, I sensed powerful magic being used outside of my wards and come to investigate" He responded while lowering the stick from pointing at me.

"Cool but still who are you?" I said in a small annoyance.

"I am Nicolas Flamel now who are you?" He said with a small smile while looking at the destruction that my spell wrought.

"William, I just woke up under that tree behind me and I don't know where I am"

"And that magic?"

"Look I just woke up in what I assumed was the middle of nowhere, I felt magic and as the question of the Dragon I used it immediately"

"Question of the Dragon?"

"Always be yourself, unless you can be a Dragon then always be a Dragon" I responded without a thought.

"haha, though Dragons aren't sentient I can see how people will think that"

The Old man laughed for a moment before asking me to come with him to his home. Quite sketchy but I could always teleport away.

And that is the way I was adopted by Nicolas Flamel.

-----

*14 Years Later*

"… And this fourth of April of 1945, this day shall be remembered as the end of the Grand Wizarding War, for the freedom of the people, for the justice to the deaths and destruction that Grindelwald's acolytes brought, I William Flamel Leader of the Resistance can only say that we are free!!!"

The people cheered, they cheered for the peace that was brought by the sacrifice of their fellows, they cheered for the end of a conflict and terrorism that had plagued them for more than a decade and they cheered for the party that was going to be created.
Peace on Europe, who would have thought?

"And if anyone is wondering what I am going to do personally? I am going to get piss ass drunk and sleep for a week, I was going to be a Magic Researcher not a bloody Resistance Leader in the biggest war recorder, god dammit" I said to the microphones before waving my hand and multiple fireworks exploded above, they were carefully created so only magical were able to see them, we don't want the Nazis or the Allies to start bombarding us, World War 2 hasn't finished yet.

"so about that William" said my friend and brother in anything but blood, Christophe Lyon. 'Please tell me this isn't a generic betrayal plot "because I am too powerful" or some shit like that' I thought while turning towards him.

Then he put on top of my head something and turned towards the microphones "By unanimous decision by all the Ministries of Magic in Europe, a new unified nation in all of Europe will be created like the ancient Roman Empire and William Flamel to be its first Emperor" he said making the crowd go wild.
'I am pretty sure if he said that Grindelwald was right he would still be cheered' I thought.

Then I felt magic, a ton of magic gathering around me and then I felt a pulse.

Pain, I felt my whole body convulsing, I felt as if I was bleeding from my whole body, I fell to my knees barely being able to held conscious, even after years of gaining more levels and my energy/mana pool I was still less than a tenth of the whole energy attacking me, I tried to form a pure energy resistance yet the mana assault continued without stopping.

"among us state" I whispered the 70 years too early meme before losing consciousness. Hearing cries of horror in the distance.

---

"What in magic's name happened? Christophe!" Shouted the Spanish Minister Sonia Navarro.

"I don't know Sonia, we had everything prepared, the golden laurels were verified to not had been poisoned and all cooks swore oaths" said the French Minister Christophe Lyon.

"Doesn't matter he declared Among us state, we all know what it means" said Polish Minister of Magic Piotr Musiał.

"Indeed, We need oath-sworn Inquisitors to verify everyone in the building, no one enters or leaves" said the Italian Minister Duilio Ferrara.

Erik Brune the interim German Minister "We haven't been able to organize our Ministry".

"Had you been able to capture all of the acolytes?" asked Christophe.

"Yes as of the last report they had been captured, as you know William was elected as the Kaiser von Magie 3 months ago and he declared a no-quarters policy" Erik

They would be Judged(~~killed~~), and those killed will be thrown in a random hole while 95% of all their possessions would be expropriated to pay the damages "Truly a nasty piece of policy" said Duilio.

"Everyone here has implemented it in their own country" said Piotr.

"Well as he said, 'If they want to kill they should be prepared to bleed and die in a nameless grave'"

A moment of silence entered the room, making everyone remember the battles they participated in with their new 'Emperor', until the last one where he judged Grindelwald, calling lighting from a clear sky instantly turning Grindelwald into ashes.

"if I knew this going to happen I wouldn't have made that proposal" Piotr said while pounding the table.

"We needed the alliance, more so you with your current war against the Soviet's Wizards"

"Bah! Their soldiers barely know third-year spells and are sending them in more as suicidal attacks than as an actual army, the Polish Wizarding Army is still strong to hold them for the next decade"

"Piotr everyone here knows that even while that is true by end of that decade only veterans would be alive at that point and besides we need the union, the war left Europe in ruins and I need more help to remove my own dictator" said Sonia.

"Indeed, even though we didn't have any enemy, the muggle colonialism of the last four centuries didn't leave us in any good light even though we aren't the ones to push for it and the war destroyed our economies and infrastructure, if the Romanians with their Vampires and the Greeks were to ally to attack us it would be difficult to win that war" said Christophe.

"We need Flamel, as the only widely known hero of Europe he would be the only one accepted to take the mantle of the leader of the union"

"I have been running counter-espionage against the greeks since last year and my sources tell me that you had done the same to the Romanians right Piotr" said Duilio.

"Indeed, after we kicked the ass of Grindelwald's army some vampires started to come too close for my taste so I started sending some Inquisitors to the south to search for any funny business, my spies in Kyiv have informed me that more Vampires have started appearing and the Soviet wizards had to focus dealing with them"

A Woman with Silver hair hastily enters the room "Cristina?" asked Christophe while looking at her.

"William is awake"

-----

"Ow!!!" fuck it hurt, it hurt more than the time I destroyed myself atomically while testing space magic.

"How did that happen?" I rose from the hospital bed I found myself in. A healer quickly came to stop me yet I waved my hand saying that death fears me too much to get me.

I summoned the Akashic Grimoire and asked the simple question of what the fuck happened. The answer it gave me left me more dumbfounded.

I felt my energy connected to the land beyond anything I could describe, the bombardments that continued around me, the excavations done in France to start the reconstruction. The removal of rubble around the cities of Italy that got torn in the war.

I felt connected to everything until I felt someone's sight upon myself and I being completely done with everything turned towards it and said "Get out of my lawn!" before sending all the energy I had directly towards it removing it from the connection to the land.

By the time I focused on the present the band of ~~idiots~~ ministers had entered the clinic and came towards me.

"Ok, remove the Among us state, I discovered what the fuck happened"

"What happened? Who did it?" my ever-loyal ~~and highly suspected yandere~~ Sonia asked.

"The fucking Romans"

"What?"

"Here comes the history lesson: The Romans conquered Europe and in their conquest left the biggest magic ward to exist on the planet, all of you had interacted with it, its the reason magical contracts and oaths work in the first place, and they left the key to anyone named and recognized as the Emperor or better say the Imperator by the most Europeans, the declaration was transmitted pretty much to the whole wizarding world fulling the requirement"

"But that shouldn't create the reaction you had in the ceremony"

"There it comes the second part, the wards were also keyed to those that come from Caesar's linage, I wasn't so I had to support the collective weight of the ward that had been accumulated for the last 1700 years"

"Fuck"

"Quite, I want anyone that decided that idea to be flushed and questioned to hell and back, whenever that be compulsions or anything, if it wasn't because I am a cheat I should be dead" I looking directly at their eyes.

"I was the one that gave the idea" said Piotr looking ashamed.

"and the rest of us approve it and went to our respective parliaments for secret approval which they did"

I grabbed the bridge of my nose and sighed "it will be a big problem to try to retain the parliament members so we will skip them, Well all of you know the procedure, I am sure the undersecretaries can take care of the ministries for the next two days while the Inquisitors do their job"

"""""Yes boss"""""

"Get to it or I am putting you all on basic training again!" I shouted while the five of them went running out of the hospital.

'I am not paid enough for this shit'

While thinking about the future and different uses of the ancient Roman Empire ward a Cristina came towards me. "William?"

"Yes, Cristina?"

"You need to send a message to the nations that you are alive"

"…. I hate Mondays"

"It's Thursday"

(AN: 130 Grave mistakes says Grammarly, I think)

otoshi17Good · May 6, 2023

It all starts with a haze.

Nothing makes sense.

The image blur together.

Reality wanes.

Then it hits me, I made contact with existence and existence made contact with me

"Ugh…. Fuck!" I said with a grunt, waking up on a park bench with the sun hitting me directly in my eyes.

People were walking around ignoring me like all good citizens of corporate america, I wondered where I was yet everything seemed normal, in the trash bin beside the bench, and at its top was a newspaper, I grabbed it only to read the front page saying "Superwoman saves airplane" by Clara Kent.

"Really self reporting? Isn't there something about reporter integrity, now I know this is some kind of AU of DC" I thought before dropping the paper back on the bin and sitting on the bench.

"What do I do? In fact what can I do?" I wondered before a game notification appeared in front of my face.

[Congratulations, you gain the powers you wanted but you are blocked from returning to your original plane of existence.]
[In 10 years you will learn the coordinates of your plane but before that, you will not be able to reach it.]
[-ROB]

"Ok, options? the powers are… a shit ton of them and a third of them are for long term but… why do I have this"

[Unique Skills:]
[…..]
[Essence of Powerlisting(Active){1 use remaining}]
[…..]

"That is so overpowered that it may make almost anything else I have close to useless… fuck it let's roll the gacha"

[Rolls(3 re-rolls remaining):]
[-Dimensional Object{Gain random Dimensional Object}]
[-Etherius Warping]
[-Fire Ball Projection]
[-Fenodyree Physiology]
[-Transcendent Lich Physiology]

"Motherfucker do I become whatever the Fenodyree is or give away my humanity completely?… Etherius Warping is far too powerful to give up"

"I mean in the end I should be able to change my physiology again in the future… Necromancy here I go"

My options selected and my fate was decided… along with the fate of the universe.

*snap*

The universe exploded.

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or well half of the universe was instantly eradicated by my uncontrolled energy while 90% of the remaining half was instantly killed by the necrotic energy I passively released.

For a second I wondered what happened, from sitting on a bench to being floating in an empty void yet an instant later I got the answer injected in my head. Transcendent Lich Physiology is divine level being, my Meta Essence of the Ultimate Body and Weapon instantly upgrade my species to ten times its peak. Magic species didn't have a specific peak so it reached the rational conclusion of going full idiot to a few levels below Omnipotence(or well probably Perpetua and not the actual Presence).

"Why did I knew that?" I asked myself before the answer was again injected into my brain. I put level requirements on some Meta Essences one being the Essence of the All Knowledge being 1000… killing over 95% of a stupidly powerful universe like DC Comics kinda made me... level 7365… way beyond that 1k and with the only level caps remaining being my stupid Meta Essence of Omnipotence at level 10000. I gained Supernatural Dominion of the Warp… making me even more stupidly powerful.

I looked around my new Absolute Vision power gained from the Absolute Condition of the Physiology and managed to find a pale Superwoman, her face was whiter than snow her cheeks contracted to clearly define her skull… she managed to survive the initial blast but the necrotic energy got her… I can almost feel how easy would it be to just order her as the undead she now is.

I teleported in front of her. She moved her hands putting herself into a combat position before saying "You were the one who destroyed everything" Every word that came from her mouth was made of pure steel and was without a doubt a string away from starting to attack me.

I lifted my hands showing the universal sign of peace/submission before saying.

"Yeah… look it was a mistake…. I didn't know that my passive energy release would kill 95% of life in the universe… I am kinda ashamed really, look I can repair it give me 15 minutes and I should-" and then I got punched in the head by an enraged Wonder Woman.

I flew beyond the distance of what would have been the earth, all the way to nonexistent!Mars in less than a second, by that point I manage to re-adjust to myself and stop my momentum with magic, I moved to the left dodging the next punch of Wonder Woman yet she used that movement so to bind me with her lasso and pull me towards her.

I felt the punch in my ribcage and decided to see into the future, allowing me to dodge her next attacks only for her eight-one to hit me on my right should completely infringing fucking time because of course, she can.

In my moment of surprise at her breaking time, she headbutts me and sends me back only to pull me forward punching me again in my ribcage breaking all of my ribs.

"Ok, now I justify self-defense" I said before focusing, time seemed to slow, her face still enraged, Superwoman who managed to reach us. A dozen mental threads went into instantly learning multiple Supernatural martial arts, another dozen went to learn different magics from different Verses, and another dozen combined everything into a complete combat style leaving me ready to face my opponent.

I calculated all possible actions she could take and all the ones I could…. Then I remember the most simple one.

"Enkidu" Golden portals formed around us and golden chains came instantly holding her in place.

"Ok, now can you let me explain?" I said.

"You monster you killed everyone"

"as I was saying before being interrupted I can undo everything just give 10-"

A new deep voice laughing interrupts me again, I felt the necrotic energy I felt gathering by an outside force.

"Good, good servant, now that the majority of the opposition is destroyed the dying of the universe can be completed" said the black-transparent skeleton forming his body from the necrotic energy I unleashed.

"Huh? Who do you think you are you overvalued rule? Both of us have the same boss and she runs a tight schedule on when everyone meets her, accelerating her job doesn't help her"

"I am Nekron the Lord of the Unliving and your lord"

"I am William Walker God of all Liches, Necromancers and undead and I serve no one" I responded before absorbing back the necrotic energy, I was a dam I gained a million Pacific oceans and I never closed the door and now I am bringing it back.

"No, No! NO!" he shouted, his body being disintegrated, while he could hold the energy he had already gathered the rest in the universe that he needed to survive was mine and he can't use it.

I formed a spell and destroyed him from this universe.

"Now if I don't get interrupted again I can actually start working on the magic to return everything to normal"

Wonder Woman had calmed down after seeing me destroy Nekron while Superwoman was already beside her. Some other Heroes had already gathered around, whenever being completely fine or turned into undead.

I waited for five seconds for anything to happen, Superwoman was confused by my actions but I ignored her while waiting for the other shoe to drop.

"Ok, I-" I received an energy being of pure life/anger to the face. "Fucking know it" I looked towards where the attack came and saw… the Life entity and instead of being passive like the comics showed, it was flying towards me with a clear red-anger aura.

I sent again Enkidu and started working on the spell.

A magic circle formed a top of me, larger than the sun, made a dozen of secondary and tertiary circles, of billions of runes and images. I wrote time, I wrote chaos, I wrote chance, change, magic, will.

I saw into the distant darkness, thanks to my explosion all of the light from the stars was removed, and chanted "Wish".

The world stopped, everything became grey and reality halted. In front of me a white light humanoid, a table and …. a 20-faced dice appeared.

Looking at this set up I could only ask "Really?"

"You used one of my own, you know the rules" it responded.

I grabbed the dice and dropped it on the table. The dice tumbled before laying showing at its top a 20.

"Really? Probability manipulation?"

"Hey the Meta Essence of Favoured Probability is valid" I responded.

"I hate how I can't say you are wrong" it responded before light gathered around and in an explosion of light I found myself back sitting on the park bench now as a Lich.

The people ignored me thanks one of my powers that gives normalcy as long no one is searching for me specifically.

I teleported instantly to the outsides of New York City, with a thought reality shifted and a generic necromancer castle formed in front of me, with a second thought it was enchanted to resist the end of the Multiverse itself, with a third one I summoned Beast 1 Goetia and him that he was a my guard dog and to not let anyone in since I am going to sleep.

I entered the castle and what would be the throne room I created a portal to my realm that I ruled thanks to the Supernatural Dominion of the Warp.

The Warp was formless since I haven't giving it form, with another thought the Chaos Gods were formed, and ordered to not go outside of the Warp, respond to anything from the outside and to only attack anything that invades it.

"Two thoughts and I can go to sleep" I said to myself before thinking once again, a new thought made a giant citadel larger and even more complex than the Imperial Palace from Terra.

I teleported to the throne room, as big as multiple football fields and tall as the empire state yet empty for I didn't trust for something not to bypass all defences I formed so I summoned the Workshop from the Meta Essence of the Arcanist. I reached my bedroom and went to sleep for a week.

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