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What in heavens did I just watch? Pure Crack?!
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What in heavens did I just watch? Pure Crack?!
I have about 50% certainty that the author was stoned when he wrote this
Wait! Are you telling me you don't HAVE to be high to write? (Really wish there was a written form of sarcasm)I have about 50% certainty that the author was stoned when he wrote this
Wait! Are you telling me you don't HAVE to be high to write? (Really wish there was a written form of sarcasm)
Kek several hours later
-Blake learns that Jaune is the great-grandson of the former Queen Arturia. While she did abdicate 80 years ago, she still has a considerable amount of influence here and there. Blake approaches Jaune to get closer to him to try her activist work again, but she tries to be subtle. So naturally Jaune thinks she's into him.
-If Jaune was trained by Nick and Isabel growing up, quite frankly? He would be a monster. You can practically solo the entire Grimm Eclipse Game with him.
Isabel took a lot of old Aura techniques from her ancient heritage on both sides of the family, Arc and Pendragon, and used them to enhance her Total Body Control Semblance to the point she is an absolute beast to fight. Regeneration, strength enhancement, cognitive processing, and many other things she can do with her Semblance can be emulated with sufficient Aura control. And of course, Nick is basically born to fight: His instincts are pitch perfect for battle, his cunning and determination second to none, and he's incredibly strong and tough. As said he's basically Son Goku with Cloud Strife's moveset.
Quite frankly, almost any of Isabel and Nick's children could become incredible combatants if they chose to. Aqua is a veritable Goddess of Water when she's focused (or enraged) and Tangy is an ace soldier. They could be a truly terrifying family... But Isabel and Nick chose to respect their children's wishes... For the most part.
-Ruby tries to be a ninja as a lark. Shenanigans ensue.
-The Huntsman Strikes Again! Jaune though is a little frustrated: Why does he keep running into sexy supervillainesses?! He wants to stop some real crime!
-Cinder Fall fake dates Jaune as cover. She's not enjoying herself. She's NOT. She doesn't care about his feelings or how he won her a stuffed animal or anything else!
-Weiss tries to honor the memory of her deceased Uncle Warden. Jaune manages to help. They bond.
-Pyrrha learns she can actually influence people with her Polarity: She can manipulate magnetism and it makes people feel more favorable towards her. She's so tempted to use it on Jaune... She does... But the big goof is basically immune thanks to his enormous Aura.
-Mercury, Jaune, Ren, and Sun have a guy's night out.
It is a bit lit two gravitational bodies, where one is much more massive than the other, so the smaller one is pulled to the big one while the big one barely notices the effect.-Pyrrha learns she can actually influence people with her Polarity: She can manipulate magnetism and it makes people feel more favorable towards her. She's so tempted to use it on Jaune... She does... But the big goof is basically immune thanks to his enormous Aura.
idea!
One of Jaunes old Girlfriend's from before Beacon handed him about 5 large stones when they broke off their relationship, Jaune never knew that said girlfriend was a bored Draconic goddess that had decided she needed a vacation for a few years and decided to leave the kids with him. (basically, dead-beat mom Tiamat)...now Juane has to be a Dad-Huntsmen to a bunch of Temperamental Dragon Wyrmling's while attending huntsman school...of course Nora and Ren could have their own kid as well.
this could lead to tiny dragon shenanigans as well as wholesome moments which causes some of the women there to get ideas. (not that the tiny wyrmling's would allow the mortals to get close THEIR Father...or at least not their favorites...so yes, draconic shipping wars could happen)
-Blake learns that Jaune is the great-grandson of the former Queen Arturia. While she did abdicate 80 years ago, she still has a considerable amount of influence here and there. Blake approaches Jaune to get closer to him to try her activist work again, but she tries to be subtle. So naturally Jaune thinks she's into him.
Between the skintight bodysuits and the tiny yukata-and-fishnet, Yang is driven into a nervous wreck at her baby sister showing that much skin.
Meanwhile, Blake feels superfluous and replaced.
- - -
Well, Doctor Jaune "Knowall" could certainly appreciate Ozpin for one thing: He kept his assembly speeches short. He sat in the front row of the auditorium with the other teachers, the huge masses of students all staring, enraptured, as Ozpin finished his spiel.
"... So remember: The time may come when everything will be asked of you, and more. You will find your courage then, if you seek it out," Ozpin concluded. He waited for the applause to die down, before he nodded.
"There are a few staff changes this year," he announced, leaning slightly forward on his cane, "To start with, Professor Peach will be leaving on maternity leave at the end of the semester. Let us extend our congratulations."
More applause followed, as the blonde, pink-wearing professor blushed with a proud smile. Knowall contributed to the applause politely.
"Nurse Tsune will be taking a leave of absence to finish her doctorate," Ozpin continued, "So our new Head Medical Practitioner will be Doctor Jaune Knowall. Please come up, Doctor."
He nodded to Jaune. The time traveler hesitated, then looked to Glynda on his right. The combat instructor nodded in encouragement, again giving him a small smile. Knowall stood up and walked up on stage.
He scanned the crowd. He immediately noted many young ladies were staring intently at him. Several were gossiping quietly, shooting him looks and giggling. Mentally he groaned. That was the last thing he needed.
He found his younger self in the crowd. Even from this distance, it was easy to tell that the younger Jaune had definitely toughened up: His shoulders were a bit more broad, his armor was a bit worn, he wore proper boots instead of sneakers and there was a more confident look in his eyes.
So he followed my advice, Knowall thought, That's good.
On his left side was... He frowned a bit at the cat Faunus girl who was badly disguised with a hair bow. She stared back at him in some confusion with her yellow eyes.
Blake Belladonna? That's a surprise.
On his younger counterpart's right was a small girl in red with black hair and silver eyes. A very familiar girl, who grinned happily back.
Ruby Rose? Right, this is where she went, Knowall thought. He paused.
Wait, if she's here then that means...
He found a shock of blonde hair in the audience. His heart nearly stopped.
She was younger. Had both arms. Was shooting him a cocky smirk.
Yang...
He clenched his fists briefly. The memories just seeing her caused him to recall...
She's not her, he reminded himself firmly, She's not her. You can't do anything with her here. Nothing but save her. Save everyone.
He took a deep breath and looked out at the crowd. He used a calming technique his mother had taught him to suppress his emotions, and keep control.
"I'm Doctor Jaune Knowall. I look forward to working with you," he said in a calm, even voice. He added a small, crooked smile: "But let's hope I don't have to see you too often, unless you're training to be medics."
It was a corny joke his mother had told often. It got some laughs, which broke some of the tension. He nodded, then turned to walk off the stage. The meeting broke up after that, and Knowall made for one of the exits.
"Hey! D-Doctor Knowall!"
Damnit.
He turned to his younger self. The teenager grinned and waved in a friendly way.
"I see you made it to Beacon," Knowall said quietly. Jaune nodded.
"Yeah. That-That training really helped!" He said enthusiastically.
"Good," Knowall stated firmly. Jaune flushed.
"Though uh... I had some help along the way," he said. Blake Belladonna walked up, stopping at Jaune's side. She studied Knowall carefully.
"Blake Belladonna," she introduced herself. "Jaune and I travelled here together."
"And she helped me train," Jaune continued with a grin, "She's really good!"
"That's good to know," Knowall replied in a neutral tone. He nodded to her. "You two should go and rest up for the Initiation tomorrow."
"Already?" Jaune frowned.
"It's going to be tough," Knowall stated firmly.
"A cat nap sounds good to me anyway," Blake said with a soft shrug. "Nice to meet you, Doctor."
She walked off with Jaune in tow. Knowall watched them go, and then shook his head.
"I take it this is going to be difficult for you," Ozpin asked, walking up behind Knowall without making the slightest noise. Knowall nodded curtly, his eyes again finding Yang in the crowd.
"You might say that," Knowall said quietly.
Ozpin leaned on his cane, and hummed thoughtfully.
"We all have our demons," he said gently.
"Some more than others," Knowall muttered.
"Let's get to the office," Ozpin said quietly, "We're going to need every scrap of information you can give me."
Knowall nodded.
"Understood, sir."
- - -
"Seriously," Yang enthused to Ruby as they headed for the ballroom, "I think I'm gonna catch a fever with Doctor Knowall around!"
"Yang, ew!" Ruby gagged, "He's like, old!"
"Mature is more like it," Yang giggled, "And did you see the way he looked at me? So intense!"
"Isn't that kind of weird though? For a teacher to be staring at a student?" Ruby asked. "I mean, if he actually did anything, he'd be a creep!"
"Pfft, please, a guy like that couldn't be a creep if he tried!" Yang scoffed.
"Well, he's not a creep but he is... Weird," Jaune contributed, walking behind with Blake in tow. Yang looked back over her shoulder at the strange pair.
"Really?" Yang asked with a grin, "You know him?"
"Course he knows him," Ruby stated, "Jaune told me about him!"
"He just helped me get to Beacon and trained me a little," Jaune said, a bit nervous with Yang's intense scrutiny on him.
"So, what, is he like a relative of yours?"
"He does look very much like you," Blake opined, her frown deepening. Jaune shrugged.
"He might be? My family's big enough I've got cousins I don't even know about."
"Well then," Yang grinned, taking Jaune's arm and leading him towards the ballroom, "You're gonna give me all the deets on Doctor Studly, understand?"
"Er, sure?"
Ruby and Blake followed, both looking rather annoyed with the blondes. Though for different reasons.
- - -
Yang - "So, Ice Princess, that story remind you of anything?"
Weiss - "Absolutely not!"
"So how do you feel about Jaune"
Weiss older and watching Jaune play with their children and their half siblings from Jaune's other wives-
"I suppose I don't hate him"
Not reading ahead sooo..inb4 jaune is just shit at controlling his aura and is just passively emitting it to the world since people just assume you have a baseline understanding of not wasting aura they just think he's warm presenceShe could feel his Aura from here and it was like a beautiful bonfire.
My first thoughts."Mmhmhmhm... I dig my hole, you build a wall... I dig my hole, you build a wall... One day that wall is gonna fall~..."
And now I need to go replay Bastion."Mmhmmhmhmhm..." An old tune came to his mind and his fingers set to realizing it, "Mmhmhmhm... I dig my hole, you build a wall... I dig my hole, you build a wall... One day that wall is gonna fall~..."