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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

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Stupid little idea here.

Neo the chaos gremlin has managed to go behind Romans back and get her hands on a powerful weapon.

Liquid ass spray.

Now neo is having fun using her semblance to sneak up on people and give them a little spray.

Cinder has been sprayed quite a few times.

The faunus with enhanced senses working with the bad guys are suffering.
 
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(single strand of hair in the middle of the head that sticks up)
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this reminds me of something I saw during a commercial, a guy was grooming his hair when one single strand of hair refuse to stay down. the the guy tried everything to tame it, and by the end he got so angry that he took a pair of scissors and just cut the strand. this caused all of his hair, even his mustache, to fall off, leaving him completely bald.
and now i'm wondering if something similar would happen to Yang.

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edit: Funny extra related idea; Yang gets hit with a bimbo Ray, and nothing about her appearance changes (or maybe all it does is a single extra button on her blouse), and she's really annoyed by the implication that she already was one.
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even funnier idea; Yang's appearance does change when she's hit by the ray, but it's just that her breast size actually gets reduces.
 
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It's Pyrrha's birthday! Happy birthday to our favorite shy Spartan! Alas, I have nothing prepared for her. But let's post some ideas nonetheless!

-Arslan tries to rekindle her rivalry with Pyrrha, and thanks to Jaune, Pyrrha realizes Arslan was trying to be her friend. They reconcile.

-Pyrrha goes on a fun outing with Jaune... Who admits if he thought he was worthy, he would call it a date. She tells him he is.

-Pyrrha wakes up from a coma in Volume 6 in Atlas. How does this change things?
 
AndrewJTalon said:
It's Pyrrha's birthday! Happy birthday to our favorite shy Spartan! Alas, I have nothing prepared for her. But let's post some ideas nonetheless!

-Arslan tries to rekindle her rivalry with Pyrrha, and thanks to Jaune, Pyrrha realizes Arslan was trying to be her friend. They reconcile.

-Pyrrha goes on a fun outing with Jaune... Who admits if he thought he was worthy, he would call it a date. She tells him he is.

-Pyrrha wakes up from a coma in Volume 6 in Atlas. How does this change things?
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Pyrrha and Arslan: best friends share!

Jaune: I'm so glad for you two!

P/A: so we're going to share you!

Jaune: uh…

Depends if Pyrrha is okay enough to recover quickly. Jaune is going to be ecstatic she's alive and (relatively) okay. Pyrrha is going to reflect on her lost chances and probably going to latch onto Jaune like a feral koala. Sorry Weiss, no future daddy Jaune for you since Pyrrha might make him an actual daddy now and Cinder better watch her ass.
 
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    • Pyrrha: "Jaune? Arslan?"



    Jaune: "Oh hey Pyrrha! Arslan's just showing me some Tablebreaker techniques for dealing with muscle strain!"



    Arslan: "As well as other aches and pains."



    Arslan is sitting in front of Jaune. He is putting his hands all over her back and sides.



    Jaune: "How am I doing?"



    Arslan: *purrs happily* "Very niiiiice~."



    Pyrrha: "W-Well um... I have some techniques as well, Jaune! From my training!"



    Jaune: "Really? I'd love to learn those too!"



    Arslan: *raised eyebrow* "Really? Why don't you demonstrate them with me first, Pyrrha? I am the expert after all. It would be instructive for Jaune to watch."



    Pyrrha: *bright red* "I don't... You...!"



    Jaune: *brightly* "Sure! I do want to improve my skills!"



    Arslan: "Though perhaps we should take it slow. While Pyrrha certainly dominated our fights, her mastery of certain esoteric skills is a bit lacking in some areas."



    Pyrrha: *scary smile* "I'm sure I can handle anything you can dish out."



    Arslan: *similarly scary smile* "I believe that's up to Jaune to decide, don't you?"



    Jaune's Brain: Geez did it get tense all of a sudden... Wonder why?



    Arslan may be a nun and a good person... But she is still mortal and VERY competitive.
     
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    Pyrrha and Arslan: best friends share!

    Jaune: I'm so glad for you two!

    P/A: so we're going to share you!

    Jaune: uh…
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    this remind me of that "having a baby" meme

    Pyrrha: Arslan and I are getting a husband.

    Jaune: oh that's gre-

    Arslan: *slamming marriage certificate on the table*

    P/A: it's you, sign here
     
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    Instead of tired burnt out oz we have one who's still very gung ho about being a teacher. Unfortunately for his students all his soul fusions have made him a bit unbalanced and very intense.

    On top of the fact that he keeps forgetting that modern remnant people are literally built different from his time. They're much softer.

    And even more unfortunately for the students. Oz gets results so he's not getting fired anytime soon (and frankly he scares the piss out of the council so they want him staying in one place. Preferably year round.


    Goodwitch: "Ozpin is a great teacher he's just a bit...intense."

    Ozpin: "I look at you all and I see a crime. Beautiful unbound potential smothered in its crib by mediocrity and complacency. This. This will not stand. I will remake you, reforge you. Or I will break you."

    Poor student who doesn't know what he's in for: "Sir I was just asking for the bathroom pass."

    Ozpin: "ask? Child you seek to be a warrior. You do not ask, you take. Now come! Take your prize from me."

    *Ozpin pulls out a weapon that's almost like a hammer. If a hammers head was made out of spinning and grinding plates of metal*

    Dead man walking: "nevermind sir. I no longer need the pass."

    Ozpin: "oh child. The pass was not your prize. Your continued ability to walk is the prize."
     
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    Ozpin: "I look at you all and I see a crime. Beautiful unbound potential smothered in its crib by mediocrity and complacency. This. This will not stand. I will remake you, reforge you. Or I will break you."
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    Pyrrha: *eyes shining like stars* I'm finally home.

    Jaune: *gulps* I have a bad feeling about this.

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    Ozpin: "oh child. The pass was not your prize. Your continued ability to walk is the prize."
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    Nora: *eyes ALSO shining like stars* BEST! TEACHER! EVER!

    Ren: *instantly disassociating to avoid acknowledging the fact that one of their professors is basically a male Nora in temperament*
     
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