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[SharkCultist]

Stupid little idea here.

Neo the chaos gremlin has managed to go behind Romans back and get her hands on a powerful weapon.

Liquid ass spray.

Now neo is having fun using her semblance to sneak up on people and give them a little spray.

Cinder has been sprayed quite a few times.

The faunus with enhanced senses working with the bad guys are suffering.

 

[cavalal386]

(single strand of hair in the middle of the head that sticks up)

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this reminds me of something I saw during a commercial, a guy was grooming his hair when one single strand of hair refuse to stay down. the the guy tried everything to tame it, and by the end he got so angry that he took a pair of scissors and just cut the strand. this caused all of his hair, even his mustache, to fall off, leaving him completely bald.
and now i'm wondering if something similar would happen to Yang.

edit: Funny extra related idea; Yang gets hit with a bimbo Ray, and nothing about her appearance changes (or maybe all it does is a single extra button on her blouse), and she's really annoyed by the implication that she already was one.

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even funnier idea; Yang's appearance does change when she's hit by the ray, but it's just that her breast size actually gets reduces.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

It's Pyrrha's birthday! Happy birthday to our favorite shy Spartan! Alas, I have nothing prepared for her. But let's post some ideas nonetheless!

-Arslan tries to rekindle her rivalry with Pyrrha, and thanks to Jaune, Pyrrha realizes Arslan was trying to be her friend. They reconcile.

-Pyrrha goes on a fun outing with Jaune... Who admits if he thought he was worthy, he would call it a date. She tells him he is.

-Pyrrha wakes up from a coma in Volume 6 in Atlas. How does this change things?

 

[Abramus5250]

It's Pyrrha's birthday! Happy birthday to our favorite shy Spartan! Alas, I have nothing prepared for her. But let's post some ideas nonetheless!

-Arslan tries to rekindle her rivalry with Pyrrha, and thanks to Jaune, Pyrrha realizes Arslan was trying to be her friend. They reconcile.

-Pyrrha goes on a fun outing with Jaune... Who admits if he thought he was worthy, he would call it a date. She tells him he is.

-Pyrrha wakes up from a coma in Volume 6 in Atlas. How does this change things?

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Pyrrha and Arslan: best friends share!

Jaune: I'm so glad for you two!

P/A: so we're going to share you!

Jaune: uh…

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Depends if Pyrrha is okay enough to recover quickly. Jaune is going to be ecstatic she's alive and (relatively) okay. Pyrrha is going to reflect on her lost chances and probably going to latch onto Jaune like a feral koala. Sorry Weiss, no future daddy Jaune for you since Pyrrha might make him an actual daddy now and Cinder better watch her ass.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Pyrrha: "Jaune? Arslan?"



Jaune: "Oh hey Pyrrha! Arslan's just showing me some Tablebreaker techniques for dealing with muscle strain!"



Arslan: "As well as other aches and pains."



Arslan is sitting in front of Jaune. He is putting his hands all over her back and sides.



Jaune: "How am I doing?"



Arslan: *purrs happily* "Very niiiiice~."



Pyrrha: "W-Well um... I have some techniques as well, Jaune! From my training!"



Jaune: "Really? I'd love to learn those too!"



Arslan: *raised eyebrow* "Really? Why don't you demonstrate them with me first, Pyrrha? I am the expert after all. It would be instructive for Jaune to watch."



Pyrrha: *bright red* "I don't... You...!"



Jaune: *brightly* "Sure! I do want to improve my skills!"



Arslan: "Though perhaps we should take it slow. While Pyrrha certainly dominated our fights, her mastery of certain esoteric skills is a bit lacking in some areas."



Pyrrha: *scary smile* "I'm sure I can handle anything you can dish out."



Arslan: *similarly scary smile* "I believe that's up to Jaune to decide, don't you?"



Jaune's Brain: Geez did it get tense all of a sudden... Wonder why?



Arslan may be a nun and a good person... But she is still mortal and VERY competitive.

 

[cavalal386]

Pyrrha and Arslan: best friends share!

Jaune: I'm so glad for you two!

P/A: so we're going to share you!

Jaune: uh…

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this remind me of that "having a baby" meme

Pyrrha: Arslan and I are getting a husband.

Jaune: oh that's gre-

Arslan: *slamming marriage certificate on the table*

P/A: it's you, sign here

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

Pyrrha wakes up from a coma in Volume 6 in Atlas. How does this change things?

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Immediately gets territorial over the Milfs all over Jaune

 

[Unknown_One]

Immediately gets territorial over the Milfs all over Jaune

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That was V7, though. But the eventual reunion and then territorial over the Mantle moms would be accurate.

 

[SharkCultist]

Instead of tired burnt out oz we have one who's still very gung ho about being a teacher. Unfortunately for his students all his soul fusions have made him a bit unbalanced and very intense.

On top of the fact that he keeps forgetting that modern remnant people are literally built different from his time. They're much softer.

And even more unfortunately for the students. Oz gets results so he's not getting fired anytime soon (and frankly he scares the piss out of the council so they want him staying in one place. Preferably year round.

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Goodwitch: "Ozpin is a great teacher he's just a bit...intense."

Ozpin: "I look at you all and I see a crime. Beautiful unbound potential smothered in its crib by mediocrity and complacency. This. This will not stand. I will remake you, reforge you. Or I will break you."

Poor student who doesn't know what he's in for: "Sir I was just asking for the bathroom pass."

Ozpin: "ask? Child you seek to be a warrior. You do not ask, you take. Now come! Take your prize from me."

*Ozpin pulls out a weapon that's almost like a hammer. If a hammers head was made out of spinning and grinding plates of metal*

Dead man walking: "nevermind sir. I no longer need the pass."

Ozpin: "oh child. The pass was not your prize. Your continued ability to walk is the prize."

 

[NightDranzer]

Ozpin: "I look at you all and I see a crime. Beautiful unbound potential smothered in its crib by mediocrity and complacency. This. This will not stand. I will remake you, reforge you. Or I will break you."

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Pyrrha: *eyes shining like stars* I'm finally home.

Jaune: *gulps* I have a bad feeling about this.

Ozpin: "oh child. The pass was not your prize. Your continued ability to walk is the prize."

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Nora: *eyes ALSO shining like stars* BEST! TEACHER! EVER!

Ren: *instantly disassociating to avoid acknowledging the fact that one of their professors is basically a male Nora in temperament*

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Here's a fun idea: Due to various reasons (Probably Rufus Winchester going full Abe Shinzo), Beacon's students get paired up, boy and girl, to take care of a robot baby for a week or two. The pairing are random across the years and you get some extra credit.

It turns out that such programs in real life where high school kids take care of fake babies actually increased the number of girls who became mothers. So it's educational and a bit of social engineering!

 

[SharkCultist]

Here's a fun idea: Due to various reasons (Probably Rufus Winchester going full Abe Shinzo), Beacon's students get paired up, boy and girl, to take care of a robot baby for a week or two.

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Bonus points if we can somehow convince Penny that since they're Atlas tech based off of the most primitive versions of her systems that makes her a second mom to all the bot kids.

"I have a harem? And children? But I haven't even held hands! Or saved for college!"

 

[Dragon Bob]

Pyrrha: *eyes shining like stars* I'm finally home.

Jaune: *gulps* I have a bad feeling about this.



Nora: *eyes ALSO shining like stars* BEST! TEACHER! EVER!

Ren: *instantly disassociating to avoid acknowledging the fact that one of their professors is basically a male Nora in temperament*

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We've mentioned before here that Jaune is an insane prodigy. Plus his aura gives him amazing stamina. Combine that with unlocking his semblance early from trauma and this Ozpin is going to turn Jaune into a monster.

 

[NightDranzer]

We've mentioned before here that Jaune is an insane prodigy. Plus his aura gives him amazing stamina. Combine that with unlocking his semblance early from trauma and this Ozpin is going to turn Jaune into a monster into his Grimm Eclipse self.

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There, fixed that for you. ^_^

 

[Bommel]

Ideas:

- Yang is actually a lot smarter academically than she typically lets on, being a prodigy/genius just like Ruby, and also having made her own weapons.
Also just like Ruby, she could have easily skipped grades, but didn't because she wanted to stay close to Ruby, and had all the internal emotional issues related to her mother Raven.

- Jaune has another cousin, Johnny Bravo, and he's constantly hitting on women, girls, chicks, and babes, don't forget babes.
And while he's extremely good looking (the same face as Jaune but is more muscular, sunglasses, and maybe a bit taller), he's a overbearing andobnoxious brainless idiot, very full of himself (constantly checking mirrors and flexing in front of women), and has a sadly unenlightened attitude towards women.

Spoiler: Quick summary of Johnny Bravo's character

Johnny is a Deliberately Bad Example of what "old school" dating advice taken to heart looks like (being essentially a 1950s sex symbol in a world that's long since realized that those symbols' actions are degrading), with terrible pick-up lines, invading someone's personal space, and having no outward personality beyond "I'm pretty!".
This results in Johnny constantly getting rejected and/or punched by almost every woman he hit on (though canonically the creators have confirmed that Johnny does in fact get girls, but only off-screen for the sake of the joke, so it could be similar here).
The main reason he can never get a date is because he's acting in a way he thinks girls want instead of just being who he really is deep down.

With all that said, Johnny isn't toxic, as despite being a serial womanizer, he has a firmly established and clear moral code (he only goes after single women, never hit on anyone underage, is always completely honest about his intentions, hates liars and bullies no matter the gender, and always makes a genuine attempt to complete whatever task he gave himself), does actually respect when girls tell him no (when he isnt too dumb to understand it), doesn't view women as prizes to be won, absolutely loves his mother (and possibly other family members), and hates "Nice Guys" who are actually lying, cheating assholes only pretend to be nice.

He's also practically indestructible despite having no Aura, as he can be hit by cars or struck by lightning while hardly ever getting injured.

Hilariously, Johnny's greatest successes in the dating department have been, strangely, when he's tried hooking up with female animals (all talking and somewhat intelligent/anthropomorphic though).

His birthday is valentines day, likes women in almost ansy shape (not just the stereotypical thin and hourglass shaped ones), lives at home with his mother, is close friends with a girl from the neighborhood (Little Suzy), and the few times he has a successful onscreen romance, it's when he's actually being kind and vulnerable.

Spoiler: Best of Johnny Bravo

Johnny may frequently mistake Jaune for his own reflection but missing his sunglasses and his hair is messed up whenever they meet.

 

[SharkCultist]

Yang finds out she's a twin and her brother got tired of their mom's bullshit and tracked her down before beacon (turns out finding family is a lot easier when they aren't nomadic criminals).

He's definitely her twin. Even if (half the time) he got mom's dark hair.

They've both got strength enhancement semblances that come with color changes.

Except where she gets their mom's eye color Broly ends up with their dads hair color.

Sweet guy. One hell of a temper (something they share even if hers isn't that bad.)

And what does this ton of muscle and meat want to do? Fight Grimm? Beat criminals?

Nah he wants to be a veterinarian. Calm cosy life taking care of animals with his girlfriend cheelai a green skinned gecko faunus.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Ruby tries to help Weiss and Whitley with their relationship...

Ruby: "I mean, it can't be that bad, right?"

Whitley: "Weiss literally pointed her weapon at me when I was trying to help you all."

Ruby: "Okay that's... That's pretty bad. But you guys must have some nice memories together, right?"

Whitley: "Nope."

Ruby: "Wha... Not even one?"

Whitley: "Not a one. We've been pitted against eachother since we were kids and any attempt I made to reach out and be friendly was slapped away since they thought I was just like father."

Ruby: "Oh..."

Whitley: "I was trying to work within the system. They ran off on me. Left me here all alone. Does that sound like something family does?"

Ruby: "... Yang... Yang and my dad fell apart, a few times... But they tried and they love me! And I love them!"

Whitley: "Good for you. Not my situation."

Ruby: pouts

Whitley: "Look Rose, I appreciate you trying to help... I guess."

Ruby: "You guess?!"

Whitley: "You're not doing a good job."

Ruby: "I'm... I'm not?"

Whitley: "No. You're honestly terrible at this. This is your idea of conflict resolution? It's really not good at all. I mean, did you have a plan?"

Ruby: "I'm... Terrible?" tears up

Whitley: "I... I just meant at this-"

Ruby: "I'm terrible!" sobs

Whitley: eyes wide, waves his hands "At this, at this! Stop crying!"

Ruby: "I-I can't stop!"

An engineering problem, a hostile takeover, a mortal threat-All of these are things Whitley Schnee can handle. A crying girl? Not so much.

Whitley: Crap if she keeps crying she'll just get worse... Hmmm...

He gets up, walks around the desk... And pats her on the shoulder.

Whitley: "... There... There?"

Ruby hugs him tightly. Awkwardly, like his arms were made of metal, he slowly hugs her back.

Whitley: "Please don't cry."

Ruby: blubbers "Everyone's... Everyone's putting so much on me and I don't know what the hell to do...! Jaune's helping out but... But my team keeps expecting me to do everything and sort out their crap and just accept their stupid drama and... and...!" sobs harder

Whitley sighs, pats her head: What did I do to deserve this...?

 

[SharkCultist]

Whitley keeps accidentally causing people to have breakdowns then becomes a therapy doll.


Would be a fun series of snips.

 

[Handspan]

Yang finds out she's a twin and her brother got tired of their mom's bullshit and tracked her down before beacon (turns out finding family is a lot easier when they aren't nomadic criminals).

He's definitely her twin. Even if (half the time) he got mom's dark hair.

They've both got strength enhancement semblances that come with color changes.

Except where she gets their mom's eye color Broly ends up with their dads hair color.

Sweet guy. One hell of a temper (something they share even if hers isn't that bad.)

And what does this ton of muscle and meat want to do? Fight Grimm? Beat criminals?

Nah he wants to be a veterinarian. Calm cosy life taking care of animals with his girlfriend cheelai a green skinned gecko faunus.

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Yang's twin brother is dragon Ball super broly? She's going to have to look up at the guy, he's like seven and a half feet tall.

 

[SharkCultist]

Yang's twin brother is dragon Ball super broly?

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Kinda? More like a mixed Broly.

He's got the massive bulk up like the original Broly when he's using his semblance and he gets a little sadistic when he's mad. (Remember when Broly activated his transformation for the first time? Dude practically doubled in size and tripled in width)

But other than those two things he's mostly like super Broly.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

In the Ever After, during the Ponderstorm...
Blake: "Yang... Just say it. Please. Tell me how you really feel."

Yang sucks in a deep breath, holds onto the bridge. Blake smiles, open, encouraging... Sure she knows the answer...
Yang: "I hate you, Blake!"

Blake: "... What?"

Yang: "I've resented and hated you for a long time now! I've had to bury my true feelings all this time! Keep them down all for the sake of Ruby and the team and the world but the truth is: FUCK. YOU!"

Blake: "But-But why-?!"

Yang: "I HAVE A LIST! You ran out on me at my lowest point! On ALL OF US! You ran back to your parents and their fucking island paradise while we all SUFFERED! You didn't even come back for us, you just came back to try and redeem yourself!"

Blake: "But we killed Adam together! Surely... Doesn't that mean you care for me?"

Yang: "What?! Romantically?!"

Blake: "Well... Yeah?"

Yang: "Would I need to love you to kill the bastard who took my arm?! OF COURSE I HELPED YOU KILL HIM! And despite how angry I am with you, I wasn't going to let you die! But that doesn't fucking mean I love you! You ran out on ALL of us, Blake! And I don't know HOW the hell you got it into your head I was in love with you, but I'm not."

Blake: "You... You aren't?"

Yang: "NO. Hell, you haven't even APOLOGIZED for running out on us! Not ONCE have I EVER heard you say you were sorry! FOR ANYTHING! You're a stuck up, arrogant, self righteous, self absorbed bitch and I have tried, TRIED, to forgive you and move on because the world was more important! But those are my honest feelings, Blake! Straight from the heart!"

The storm keeps going, worse now.
Yang: "Oh what the fuck?! I was totally sincere! UGH! Fine. 'I love you, Blake! I'm a total simp for you just like Sun and I am nothing more than a means of affirming your self esteem and how amazing you are!'"

The storm ends.
Yang: "Fuck you too! Anyway, let's get going Blake."

Blake: tears in her eyes "Yang... You... You really hate me?"

Yang: sighs "... That's probably too strong a word but... I've been keeping all that inside because of how angry I've been. I've been trying to just hide it for the team but... Yeah. I'm not... I resent you a lot, Blake. That's the truth."

Blake: "... I'm sorry."

Yang: "... That's a start, at least. And... We're alive, so that's fine. Even with the Yuri-obsessed thought storms."

Blake: nods "Thank you. Though... You never even thought of me romantically?"

Yang: "Nope."

Blake: "... Not even a little-?"

Yang: "Nope."

Blake: "... Maybe once or twice-?"

Yang: "I'm dating Jaune, Blake."

Blake: "Wh-What?! Since when?!"

Yang: "This is the self absorption part I'm talking about..."

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Yeah, so, I rewatched Volume 9, including that episode. It honestly made my stomach turn. The gay part is beside the point, this pairing makes no damn sense, has no set up, and ultimately was forced as fan service to try and score some brownie points with a few lunatics who, surpisingly enough, weren't numerous or rich enough to keep the show going. So yeah. Fuck Bumblebee. Hope the Japanese reboot erases it entirely.

 

[SharkCultist]

For years Blake was afraid to go home because she thought her parents would resent her.

Turns out she's right. Kinda. They still love her but they feel like they have to punish her. So they enacted a ban on erotic literature in menagerie.

And Blake unfortunately was unaware before she showed up with sun. And a suitcase full of her essentials (clothes, canned tuna, porn).

Hell of a way to meet her parents again. In a jail cell with them being read out a list of what she had on her and a synopsis of the plots.

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

Hope the Japanese reboot erases it entirely.

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I hope the Japanese reboot makes Glynda's tits as big as they were in the manga, I mean seriously, those things could have plugged the breach by themselves....


Season 9 was a confession that they were creatively bankrupt, and Jaune's arc was the only interesting part of it.

 

[zMADLAXz]

Man I hope they make that Cardin has a little man crush on Jaune cause it would be mad funny.

 

[IvanR1314]

Man I hope they make that Cardin has a little man crush on Jaune cause it would be mad funny.

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I mean, Jaune could get Mad Lad status among the guys in the school because of the fact that he went to Beacon's Initiation without aura, and survive and got it unlocked as well as managaed to lead a team.