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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts
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Gur40
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just for fun
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Yang Phrasing!
and Weiss memes
Jaune will only get the hoodie back when it stops smelling like him
The Jaune ends up in the great war version of Remnant and his friends
My Favorite is taking out the trash
HOPE!
Ruby: . . . How many fairy tales have you read that ended in the heroes failure?
Tiny Ruby: All of them.
Ruby: . . .?!
Tiny Ruby: Heroes fail all the time in fairy tales! They fail the world, they fail each other, and they even fail themselves!
Ruby: I . . .
Tiny Ruby: . . . But the heroes' failure wasn't the point.
Ruby: . . . Huh?
Tiny Ruby: What matters is what they did after they failed.
Ruby: . . .
Tiny Ruby: So, you failed. Ok, so what? You still have your team. And they haven't failed you yet, not in what matters. . . . Right?
Ruby: . . . Huh. You might be right . . .
Tiny Ruby: "Then we can't be at the end of the story, even if we've tripped up a bit now."
Ruby: ". . . This. . . This isn't the end of my story. . . Because the heroes win in the end. And we will too."
THIS IS HOW YOU PUSH YOUR CHARACTER TO DESPAIR AND BUILD THEM BACK UP
FUCK V9 SUICIDE BS
The Lost Beach Episode/Session novel
which do you prefer?
Penny are now discontinued Ruby must meet Dollar
if this was the NSFW i'd bet on S.D. Ruby but this is SFW so... Whitley get down here and help Ruby!
Retired Magical Girls!
Maiden Powers Come with a downside
Still think the Tribe should have been a protection racket/mob situation would make WAY more sense then raiders
RWBY X DIGIMON
I have Found Ruby Rose Digivice!
Yang Phrasing!
and Weiss memes
HOPE!
Ruby: . . . How many fairy tales have you read that ended in the heroes failure?
Tiny Ruby: All of them.
Ruby: . . .?!
Tiny Ruby: Heroes fail all the time in fairy tales! They fail the world, they fail each other, and they even fail themselves!
Ruby: I . . .
Tiny Ruby: . . . But the heroes' failure wasn't the point.
Ruby: . . . Huh?
Tiny Ruby: What matters is what they did after they failed.
Ruby: . . .
Tiny Ruby: So, you failed. Ok, so what? You still have your team. And they haven't failed you yet, not in what matters. . . . Right?
Ruby: . . . Huh. You might be right . . .
Tiny Ruby: "Then we can't be at the end of the story, even if we've tripped up a bit now."
Ruby: ". . . This. . . This isn't the end of my story. . . Because the heroes win in the end. And we will too."
FUCK V9 SUICIDE BS
The Lost Beach Episode/Session novel
Penny are now discontinued Ruby must meet Dollar
Retired Magical Girls!
Maiden Powers Come with a downside
RWBY X DIGIMON
I have Found Ruby Rose Digivice!
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Congratulations to RWBY for returning to world wide Fame
trending and everything XD
For a total lie that will fizzle out like everything else along this line. Including RWBY. So it's on brand. But anyway, enough of real world politics. Let's get back to fun ideas:
-What if Arjun got more involved in Ruby's life since they are, in a sense, kin? Since his family Semblance is derived from the SEWs?
-Neptune gets involved with a woman who treats him like trash and is a very sexy crazy parasite of a woman. It's up to his friends to save him from himself.
-Councilman Jaune Arc has a townhall meeting where regular citizens can ask him questions. How badly does this go?
-Sun helps Blake and Yang realize their relationship is completely toxic and unhealthy in Vacuo.
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On top of just thinking of questions they did or might have asked in Parks and Rec, there'd be plenty others for in universe.
Councilman Arc, are you currently single?
Councilman Arc, if you aren't single, are you open to exploring polygamy?
Councilman, why does it hurt when I lay in the sun for too long? What can you do to stop this?
Councilman, are Grimm really evil, or just misunderstood elements on the fringe of society, which we should accept with open arms?
This questioner is immediately bludgeoned by Ren and a small crowd in a fit of collective grief-induced rage before Jaune can respond.
Councilman, what are these rumors of cyborg armies set to fight Grimm? Could these be used against the other kingdoms should tensions arise?
Councilman, is it true you have seven sisters?
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Well, Yang it's going to be a very different character. Arjun in the sister's life would change things pretty drastically because I don't see him not telling Yang that her biological mother is a murderous Bandit who ran away because she couldn't handle actual adversity.
Sun: neptune, buddy this is an intervention.
Weiss: and this is Mr Fleeceman, a lawyer who is willing to help.
Jaune: can someone tell me how my pollings went up further?
Neptune: you girls need help.
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Ruby having someone tell her she literally a main character with a rare hidden trait that was hunted down by villains
so what we wanted Maria to be
YES! i love Archer Jaune would love if this was the same universe
sniping vs bow!
Post dance so at first team RWBY don't want to help
so his guy friends try to helps him see the light but he brushes them off thinking they are jeolous
only for her to be nasty infront of team RWBY
Ruby -hero of justice! will not stand for such actions!
Weiss- abuse squared will not let another abuser get off free
Blake- thinks the girls white fang for the lols
Yang - mom friend with a fire temper helps
some how the street is not on fire but Neptune thinks team RWBY has a crush on him
obviously he passes the buck i mean helps Jaune with the tickets[non refundable] he ment for his now ex girlfriend
seeing team RWBY fight over the weopon expo, 5 star restraunt, rich fish food place and band thinks he's the world best wingman!
Some how Jaune keeps getting interrupted by his friends who hyper fixation or well actually was hammered so hard they had to interrupt and rant
or the worlds weirdest Q&A of the most random nonsensical questions that he ironically has the answers to thanks to Radian being a weirdness magnet and the RvB Expies
well the 3some option is on the table
the fact dark haired mintral theme women describes both Yang missing moms and storm wiping there minds of most things except each other ya this is going to be a messy but needed talk
Yang: the feelings are real and the Atlas dates fun! [Blake: those were double dates?] ...ya we need thearpy or couples consoling
The Actual End of Volume 9
New
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Blake: *mumbling* "I'm a manipulative gaslighter?"
Yang: *mumbling* "I'm a toxic enabler?"
Sun: *cheerfully* "And you took Ruby to a tea shop after she committed suicide with tea!"
Yang: *sniffle*
Weiss: "Wow, I held my younger brother at swordpoint and I'm still the most normal member of this team!"
Winter: "YOU WHAT?!"
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Ruby: "And I don't even like tea."
*chugs a 48oz caramel, chocolate chip, whipped cream & sprinkle abomination that has a 2/3 creamer-to-coffee ratio*
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Yes Ruby. Drown the burnt bean water in sugar.
Make it suffer.
(I'm a tea guy)
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Revenge with Dad against Sperm Donor
So Jaq is crap and Willow a useless Drunk
Ghira and Kali went free range parents and got Blake.... nuff said
and Yang was both parentified and scapegoated by Taiyang and Qrow, expected to act like an adult while simultaneously treated as incompetent and untrustworthy.
To be fair, Qrow hates himself way more. To be fairer, that doesn't excuse jack shit.
Particularly when his self loathing is a huge part of what caused him to fail Ruby and Yang so badly.
Yang: But we still see and want to see our family, so... I think we win by default until Blake calls her folks."
Weiss Claim
and her other half
TRUELY FIXING RWBY
team name?
NN or TV with RR, WS and JA
Glynda
rage
My main issue with it is that she and Blake did it behind Ruby's back, and without telling her and Weiss about it until Ironwood confronted them over it, and without Yang taking responsability over it at the beginning of Volume 8 when telling Ruby that following her plans didn't work.
what is unforgivable from Yang is that she blames Ruby in volume 8 for their situation when her decision of telling Robyn on BLAKE suggestion was the real factor for it.... fucking simp
Reddit question pissed me of saying Silver Eyes are op
the comments disagreed
So Jaq is crap and Willow a useless Drunk
Ghira and Kali went free range parents and got Blake.... nuff said
and Yang was both parentified and scapegoated by Taiyang and Qrow, expected to act like an adult while simultaneously treated as incompetent and untrustworthy.
To be fair, Qrow hates himself way more. To be fairer, that doesn't excuse jack shit.
Particularly when his self loathing is a huge part of what caused him to fail Ruby and Yang so badly.
Yang: But we still see and want to see our family, so... I think we win by default until Blake calls her folks."
Weiss Claim
TRUELY FIXING RWBY
NN or TV with RR, WS and JA
Glynda
rage
My main issue with it is that she and Blake did it behind Ruby's back, and without telling her and Weiss about it until Ironwood confronted them over it, and without Yang taking responsability over it at the beginning of Volume 8 when telling Ruby that following her plans didn't work.
what is unforgivable from Yang is that she blames Ruby in volume 8 for their situation when her decision of telling Robyn on BLAKE suggestion was the real factor for it.... fucking simp
Reddit question pissed me of saying Silver Eyes are op
the comments disagreed
Balance? they are weak as fuck!
Ruby didn't stop the Argus Grimm Leviathan only slow it down
the stone but not kill the wyvern on beacon attracting more grimm to beacon
Cinder arm wasn't even turned to stone after Haven! she literally walked it off!
Salem no sells it
If they had any brains they have Jaune amp Ruby So her eyes actually do something and remove the Grimm army and have what ever hunters left jump Salem human forces then use the staff to shove Salem into the Ever After
-the white mage buffs the adds remover to deal with the BBEG
Ruby didn't stop the Argus Grimm Leviathan only slow it down
the stone but not kill the wyvern on beacon attracting more grimm to beacon
Cinder arm wasn't even turned to stone after Haven! she literally walked it off!
Salem no sells it
If they had any brains they have Jaune amp Ruby So her eyes actually do something and remove the Grimm army and have what ever hunters left jump Salem human forces then use the staff to shove Salem into the Ever After
-the white mage buffs the adds remover to deal with the BBEG
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Captain E. Blackadder: "Alas, Miss Hood accidentally, tragically, unfortunately shot herself while shaving."
Blake: "What?!"
Blackadder: "A shame too, after these documents, retrieved from her quarters, show that she was colluding with the White Fang."
Ironwood: "I trust you have proof, Blackadder."
Blackadder: "Exhibit A, General."
Winter: *reading out* "Menagerie is the Best, Atlas drools, Robyn for Queen, Cats are Superior?"
*Every eye turns to Blake.*
Also,
Yang: "I'M AS VALEAN AS QUEEN ARTURIA!"
Blackadder: "So you're part Gallian, your father was from Albion, and you married a Mistrali?"
Yang: "NOOOOO! FOR THE BREAKER'S SAKE, I'M NOT A BRANWEN SPY!"
Blake: "What?!"
Blackadder: "A shame too, after these documents, retrieved from her quarters, show that she was colluding with the White Fang."
Ironwood: "I trust you have proof, Blackadder."
Blackadder: "Exhibit A, General."
Winter: *reading out* "Menagerie is the Best, Atlas drools, Robyn for Queen, Cats are Superior?"
*Every eye turns to Blake.*
Also,
Yang: "I'M AS VALEAN AS QUEEN ARTURIA!"
Blackadder: "So you're part Gallian, your father was from Albion, and you married a Mistrali?"
Yang: "NOOOOO! FOR THE BREAKER'S SAKE, I'M NOT A BRANWEN SPY!"
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Here is next part for my dxd x rwby crossover.
The Schnee manor is unusually peaceful. Willow Schnee, steady and sober on one of her rare bright days, sits beside young Weiss's bed. She smooths the blankets, humming softly as Weiss looks up at her with hopeful, curious eyes.
"Mother… can you tell me a story tonight? One of the old ones?" Willow hesitates, but tonight, the memories don't hurt. She nods. "There is one tale," she says softly, "passed down so long ago that even our oldest records call it a myth." Weiss's eyes widen as Willow begins, her voice calm and warm.
"Thousands of years before Mantle, before Atlas, before Remnant itself. Our family descends from a warrior named Vali Lucifer, the White Dragon Emperor. He carried within him the soul of a mighty dragon called Albion."
Willow pauses, brushing her daughter's cheek gently. "But no legend of Albion is complete without his eternal rival… the Red Dragon Emperor." Weiss perks up. "There was another?"
"Indeed," Willow continues. "His name, according to the oldest accounts, was Issei Hyoudou, partner of the Crimson Dragon, Ddraig. In the ancient world, these two dragons were said to be unmatched, equal in power and fury. Their hosts, Vali and Issei, clashed countless times."
Her voice takes on a soft rhythm, as though reciting something passed down through generations. "White dragon against red…,Light against fire…, Albion against Ddraig."
"But Mother," Weiss whispers, "were they enemies?"
"A complicated question." Willow smiles faintly.
"They fought. Oh, how they fought. The sky itself trembled when those two met. But they shared something far stronger than hatred—respect. Rivals, yes… but also partners in fate. Destiny tied them together, and in time, they even stood side by side to protect their world."
Weiss's eyes shine, imagining two colossal dragons, one shimmering white, the other blazing crimson, circling each other in the heavens. Willow continues, voice soft.
"Vali and Issei faced gods, devils, tyrants, and monsters. Some scholars even claim their final battle was so tremendous that the shockwaves echoed into the new worlds that formed later… including Remnant. That is why our family has always kept the story alive."
She leans down, kissing Weiss's forehead lovingly. "Our ancestors believed the tale should remind us of something important: Even the strongest rivals can inspire each other. Even dragons can choose who they wish to be.
And so can you, my little Weiss."
Weiss closes her eyes, drifting to sleep imagining white and red dragon wings dancing across the sky.
Jaune side.
Rain taps softly against the windows of the Arc home, and the dim lamp beside the bed casts warm gold across the room. Young Jaune lies pale and weak beneath heavy blankets, shivering despite the warmth.
His mother sits beside him, gently brushing damp blond hair from his forehead. "Deep breaths, sweetie… you're okay." Jaune swallows, voice thin."M-Mom… can you tell me a story? One of the old ones?"
Her heart warms. "Of course." She pulls up a chair and takes his hand. "This is the story of our greatest ancestor… Issei Hyoudou, host of the Crimson Dragon Emperor, Ddraig."
Jaune squints up at her. "Ddraig… the yelling dragon?" She chuckles softly. "Yes, him."
Her voice becomes slow and soothing. "Issei wasn't born strong. But he was brave. He refused to give up, even when the world expected nothing from him. And by his side was the mighty Ddraig, fierce, ancient, loud… and full of heart." Jaune's breathing steadies. "And the Arcs tell his story to remind ourselves that even the frailest child can grow into something extraordinary."
He smiles weakly. "I wanna be like him someday." "I know," she murmurs. Then something stirs. From the high shelf in the corner of the room, an ancient artifact begins to glow. The gauntlet-like relic, draconic engravings, crimson metal, pulses with warm red light.
"M-Mom… why is it glowing…?" She follows his gaze and exhales softly. "That relic was made long ago by an old friend of Issei's… a brilliant craftsman named Azazel. A wandering inventor, scholar, and tinkerer. No one truly knows where he came from, only that he cared greatly for Issei and his descendants."
The artifact pulses again, thump… thump… thump, steady as a heartbeat. A gentle warmth flows from it, filling the room before settling over Jaune. His shaking stops. His color returns. His breaths deepen. "M-Mom… it feels warm…"
"It's helping you," she whispers. "Azazel designed it to protect our family in times of weakness. A final gift to Issei's bloodline."
The glow slowly fades. His mother tucks him in again, brushing his cheek lovingly. "You're safe, Jaune. And stronger than you think." Jaune's eyelids grow heavy. "Mom… can you say the words…? The old ones?"
She smiles, soft, almost sacred.
The ancient Arc family phrase, passed down from generation to generation, meaning forgotten but significance never lost. She leans close and whispers: "Zoom Zoom Iyaan…"
The artifact gives one faint pulse, like a warm acknowledgment. Jaune drifts into peaceful sleep, wrapped in Azazel's ancient craft and the legacy of the Red Dragon Emperor.
The Schnee manor is unusually peaceful. Willow Schnee, steady and sober on one of her rare bright days, sits beside young Weiss's bed. She smooths the blankets, humming softly as Weiss looks up at her with hopeful, curious eyes.
"Mother… can you tell me a story tonight? One of the old ones?" Willow hesitates, but tonight, the memories don't hurt. She nods. "There is one tale," she says softly, "passed down so long ago that even our oldest records call it a myth." Weiss's eyes widen as Willow begins, her voice calm and warm.
"Thousands of years before Mantle, before Atlas, before Remnant itself. Our family descends from a warrior named Vali Lucifer, the White Dragon Emperor. He carried within him the soul of a mighty dragon called Albion."
Willow pauses, brushing her daughter's cheek gently. "But no legend of Albion is complete without his eternal rival… the Red Dragon Emperor." Weiss perks up. "There was another?"
"Indeed," Willow continues. "His name, according to the oldest accounts, was Issei Hyoudou, partner of the Crimson Dragon, Ddraig. In the ancient world, these two dragons were said to be unmatched, equal in power and fury. Their hosts, Vali and Issei, clashed countless times."
Her voice takes on a soft rhythm, as though reciting something passed down through generations. "White dragon against red…,Light against fire…, Albion against Ddraig."
"But Mother," Weiss whispers, "were they enemies?"
"A complicated question." Willow smiles faintly.
"They fought. Oh, how they fought. The sky itself trembled when those two met. But they shared something far stronger than hatred—respect. Rivals, yes… but also partners in fate. Destiny tied them together, and in time, they even stood side by side to protect their world."
Weiss's eyes shine, imagining two colossal dragons, one shimmering white, the other blazing crimson, circling each other in the heavens. Willow continues, voice soft.
"Vali and Issei faced gods, devils, tyrants, and monsters. Some scholars even claim their final battle was so tremendous that the shockwaves echoed into the new worlds that formed later… including Remnant. That is why our family has always kept the story alive."
She leans down, kissing Weiss's forehead lovingly. "Our ancestors believed the tale should remind us of something important: Even the strongest rivals can inspire each other. Even dragons can choose who they wish to be.
And so can you, my little Weiss."
Weiss closes her eyes, drifting to sleep imagining white and red dragon wings dancing across the sky.
Jaune side.
Rain taps softly against the windows of the Arc home, and the dim lamp beside the bed casts warm gold across the room. Young Jaune lies pale and weak beneath heavy blankets, shivering despite the warmth.
His mother sits beside him, gently brushing damp blond hair from his forehead. "Deep breaths, sweetie… you're okay." Jaune swallows, voice thin."M-Mom… can you tell me a story? One of the old ones?"
Her heart warms. "Of course." She pulls up a chair and takes his hand. "This is the story of our greatest ancestor… Issei Hyoudou, host of the Crimson Dragon Emperor, Ddraig."
Jaune squints up at her. "Ddraig… the yelling dragon?" She chuckles softly. "Yes, him."
Her voice becomes slow and soothing. "Issei wasn't born strong. But he was brave. He refused to give up, even when the world expected nothing from him. And by his side was the mighty Ddraig, fierce, ancient, loud… and full of heart." Jaune's breathing steadies. "And the Arcs tell his story to remind ourselves that even the frailest child can grow into something extraordinary."
He smiles weakly. "I wanna be like him someday." "I know," she murmurs. Then something stirs. From the high shelf in the corner of the room, an ancient artifact begins to glow. The gauntlet-like relic, draconic engravings, crimson metal, pulses with warm red light.
"M-Mom… why is it glowing…?" She follows his gaze and exhales softly. "That relic was made long ago by an old friend of Issei's… a brilliant craftsman named Azazel. A wandering inventor, scholar, and tinkerer. No one truly knows where he came from, only that he cared greatly for Issei and his descendants."
The artifact pulses again, thump… thump… thump, steady as a heartbeat. A gentle warmth flows from it, filling the room before settling over Jaune. His shaking stops. His color returns. His breaths deepen. "M-Mom… it feels warm…"
"It's helping you," she whispers. "Azazel designed it to protect our family in times of weakness. A final gift to Issei's bloodline."
The glow slowly fades. His mother tucks him in again, brushing his cheek lovingly. "You're safe, Jaune. And stronger than you think." Jaune's eyelids grow heavy. "Mom… can you say the words…? The old ones?"
She smiles, soft, almost sacred.
The ancient Arc family phrase, passed down from generation to generation, meaning forgotten but significance never lost. She leans close and whispers: "Zoom Zoom Iyaan…"
The artifact gives one faint pulse, like a warm acknowledgment. Jaune drifts into peaceful sleep, wrapped in Azazel's ancient craft and the legacy of the Red Dragon Emperor.
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Huh. You know there could be a correlation between the juggernaut drive chant and a aura awakening chant.
Maybe the aura chant is like trying to trigger a juggernaut drive but since there isn't a sacred gear there instead it just bashes into the soul (since sacred gears are tied directly to them) and messes with it a bit.
Which would naturally mean two things.
1. Aura unlock would be a way to find dormant sacred gears.
2. Sacred gear users would have to manually unlock their own aura somehow since the chant wouldn't work on them.
Maybe the aura chant is like trying to trigger a juggernaut drive but since there isn't a sacred gear there instead it just bashes into the soul (since sacred gears are tied directly to them) and messes with it a bit.
Which would naturally mean two things.
1. Aura unlock would be a way to find dormant sacred gears.
2. Sacred gear users would have to manually unlock their own aura somehow since the chant wouldn't work on them.