The many mothers of Arisawa Tatsuki (Repost)

[Lyxi]

Reposting this from fanfictionforum due to it being almost entirely dead.

Due to the relative lack of Tatsuki-centered fics, I have come up with a challenge!
Tatsuki is a rather interesting character. She has a temper without being tsundere (a rarity in anime females), she devoted a large portion of her life to martial arts (becoming an assistant instructor at her dojo, which suggests she's at least close to being considered a master) and she pretty much bitch slaps Ichigo's human form despite his supposed "enhanced strength".
What we don't know much about is her life outside of Ichigo's circle. What she does in her spare time and more importantly.... Her family! We know she has a mother, but who!? That is up to you!
Rules!
-Tatsuki's mother is an overpowered character!
-This has some effect on the plot, whether it be through said mother bringing her own problems or Tatsuki's heritage coming out thanks to the contrived plot device (Hogyoku)
-Tatsuki is NOT overpowered. If she gets a powerup it grows along with everyone else's. She might have a leg up because of her martial arts but she can't go from "great martial artist" to "I am fem Broly! Ragh!"
-Tatsuki's mother does not personally affect the plot any more than the other OP parents. Uryu's dad doesn't really get involved much and Ichigo's dad kind of didn't really manage to do anything against Aizen. Nothing meaningful, at least.
-Please, PLEASE no ponies. MLP crosses do not belong in soul killing death worlds! Or anywhere!

 

[Lyxi]

RESERVED

 

[Lyxi]

And a snip to start things off!

Arisawa Tatsuki ran home. It had been three days since the attack at the school, three days that she had managed to keep her deformity hidden.

'Damn it, why did Orihime enter the bathroom at the exact moment I uncovered it!?'
*Flashback*
"Tatsuki-chan, are you in here?" Orihime said while opening the stall door and walking in.
"Orihime! Don't look!" Tatsuki shouted while attempting to cover the protrusion.
*flashback end*
'And then she just stood there touching it in shock. She's obviously freaked out because of this hard.... Thing!"
Picking up the pace, she finally made it home and ran almost straight into her mother.
"Ah, Tatsuki! It looks like yours has finally grown in, and it's almost as big as mine!"
"M-mom!? What is that!?"
"Well, my beloved daughter," said Hoshiguma Yuugi, "There comes a time in every young Oni's life when she starts to get a bit horny."

In case you were wondering, she kept the horn hidden thanks to inheriting a bit of her mother's power.... Unexplainable things. Currently limited to tea parties in Hueco Mundo and a bandage making a six inch horn invisible.

EDIT: Should I repost this anywhere else? I think the joke was a bit too much for SB but SV should be fine, right? Is there an etiquette to reposting things?

 

[GiftofLove]

And a snip to start things off!

Arisawa Tatsuki ran home. It had been three days since the attack at the school, three days that she had managed to keep her deformity hidden.

'Damn it, why did Orihime enter the bathroom at the exact moment I uncovered it!?'
*Flashback*
"Tatsuki-chan, are you in here?" Orihime said while opening the stall door and walking in.
"Orihime! Don't look!" Tatsuki shouted while attempting to cover the protrusion.
*flashback end*
'And then she just stood there touching it in shock. She's obviously freaked out because of this hard.... Thing!"
Picking up the pace, she finally made it home and ran almost straight into her mother.
"Ah, Tatsuki! It looks like yours has finally grown in, and it's almost as big as mine!"
"M-mom!? What is that!?"
"Well, my beloved daughter," said Hoshiguma Yuugi, "There comes a time in every young Oni's life when she starts to get a bit horny."

In case you were wondering, she kept the horn hidden thanks to inheriting a bit of her mother's power.... Unexplainable things. Currently limited to tea parties in Hueco Mundo and a bandage making a six inch horn invisible.

EDIT: Should I repost this anywhere else? I think the joke was a bit too much for SB but SV should be fine, right? Is there an etiquette to reposting things?

Click to shrink...

Sv will probably backhand you too, to be honest. It seems like the start of a series of open snippets.