A guy gets trapped in a room that sents him across the multiverse to complete life-endangering...
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Lole I thought my phone was bugged bc of the black text wtfI knew something was wrong the moment I woke up, not because I woke up in a different bed nor was it because I was in a separate bedroom, not my own, nor was it because I had clothes on while in bed and not naked my usual preference when going to bed. No, the thing that gave it away was the fact I was fine. See, whenever I wake up in the morning, I feel like shit. It's only till I have breakfast that I start feeling like a decent human being again.
I got up from what seemed to be the purple shaded bed, finally started to take in my surroundings and doing what any rational person would do in this situation, I screamed.
Rushing the door on the other side of the room, twisting the handle, and slamming the door with my fist, I yelled.
"HELLO, IS ANYONE THERE!!!"
When no one answered, I doubled my efforts kicking, punching and pulling at this fucking door.
"HELP ME!!!"
Nothing
Concluding, I might have been kidnapped. I said in the most threatening tone I could manage.
"Listen dickheads I don't have any money on me or come from some fancy rich prick background, so LET ME GO!!!!"
A suffocating Silence was all I got while I fell back on to my ass. I bought my legs up to my chest."
"Please, I want to go home."
"Request denied." sounded a robotic voice that made me jump to my feet and scan the room.
My eyes finally focused on what appeared to be a 1980ish/modern computer that had embedded itself in the desk, and the screen was on showing the words Request denied.
"what the fu-"
"WELCOME USER YOU ARE ONE LUCKY CHAP TO BE SELECTED TO HAVE THE HONOR OF USING THE PURPLE ROOM"
The computer voice changed to that of a car salesman rather than its robotic one I heard earlier.
"The fuck is the purple room."
"WELL IM HAPPY YOU ASKED USER"
It was at this point the screen changed, showcasing a small cartoonish man.
"SEE DEAR USER, HERE AT THE PURPLE ROOM WE WANT YOU TO BE THE BEST YOU, YOU CAN BE AND ACCOMPLISH THIS MISSION STATEMENT. YOU WILL BE TRAVELLING THE MULTIVERSE TO INCREASE YOUR STATS AND COMPLETING CHALLENGES "
As the computer spoke, I saw the small cartoonish man have a small window with your classic RPG stats appear next to him as the stats increased, as they did, the cartoon man became more handsome, more refined, less fat, more muscle, to show the increase in intelligence they just gave him a pair of glass cause of course they did.
"BUT IT'S NOT ALL JUST ABOUT NUMBERS DEAR USER NO, WHEN YOU COME BACK FROM YOUR TRAVELS IF YOUR STATS HAVE INCREASED ENOUGH YOU WILL GET PERKS, AND IF YOU COMPLETE THE CHALLENGES WE SET THEN YOU GET EVEN BERT PERK TO CHOOSE FROM, JUST LIKE OUR FRIEND HERE"
Suddenly the cartoon man muscles bludged so much that they shredded his shirt, no only that, but his hair grew long and seemed to be following in the wind?
"BE CAREFUL, LADIES. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE JUST TOOK THE [ALPHA] PERK"
Then the strangest thing happened, so much so that it knocked me out of my sombre mood, as I saw swear to god.
Washu from Tenshi mayo, Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop, 2B from Nier Automata, Jack from Mass effect 2 and a few more women from franchises I know came out of nowhere started robbing their arms all over the man.
"NOW DON'T YOU THREAT DEAR USER, WE WOULDN'T WANT YOU OUT IN THE BIG, BAD MULTIVERSE WITHOUT PREPARING YOU FIRST NOW COULD WE, SO TO HELP YOU ON YOUR WAY WERE GIVING YOU 10 STATS POINTS FOR FREE TO SPENT AS WELL AS NOT 1 BUT 2 FREE PERKS BASED ON YOUR STATS."
The cartoon man ran off-screen only to come back and slam something on the ground hard, which later revealed itself as a start button. The cartoon man points at it and puts on what can only be described as the biggest rape face in the history of humankind.
"NOW CLICK THE START BUTTON AND WILL GET STARTED CHAMP"
When a couple of seconds passed without the computer speaking again, I lost all strength in my legs, flopping down on my knees.
Trying to calm me by breathing in and out a few times slowly, I started to take in my surroundings finally.
The first thing that hit me was whoever decided to decorate this room really liked the colour purple and every bloody version of the colour. Jesus fucking hurts the eyes to look at, man.
The second thing I noticed, I had a futon, it was purple of course, but nothing is ever perfect, a couple of bookshelves containing manga I've read, normie bookies I've read and some of my favourite nut material.
"wait, what?"
Oh, come on! I've never really owned this stuff psychically. I do what every rational man does, I use the internet and delete the history.
Putting the... sensitive material back where it came from and went back to looking around the room again.
Catching a kitchen area with my eyesight, I rushed to the fridge opening its top half, finding all my favourite foods tomatoes, burger, sticky toffee puddings.
Although the view was spoiled a bit when I saw everything inside, it was, of course, purple as well. Giving a deep sigh, I took one of the tomatoes, closed the fridge door and walked reluctantly back to the computer.
Sitting down in front of the computer, I grabbed the mouse, clicked the start button, and saw my status screen.
Name = Kevin Adin
Level = 1
HP = 100/100
MP = Locked
Class = Locked
Age = 27
Sex = Male
Race = Human
Stat points available = 10
Perks points available = 2 (Just click on the attribute to see what perks are available, champ)
Strength = 6
Dexterity = 4
Constitution = 7
Intelligence = 6
Wisdom = 5
Charisma = 5
I have not idea what these numbers mean. Are they good? Are they bad? You would assume that since they were low numbers, they would be bad, but these numbers would be good if the max were 10, probably not tho. Still, if the maximum was 100, that does not seem right either it would be too low. I mean, for fuck's sake, a computer science university student that should amount to something dame it.
Ok, let's get started, I guess. First, I made every stat even with no real reason for that other than I just like even numbers that made dexterity, wisdom, charisma a six and constitution an eight.
That left me with five stat points left, so I put two more points in constitution, making it a ten.
Fuck 3 stat points left over. That's means something will end in an odd number, fuck it, let's pump wisdom with three more stats.
Ok, now for the perks, let's go constitution first since it's my highest stat. Furthermore, since I'm probably going to get sent to places that will see me get shot, burned and stabbed, getting a perk that would lessen that, even just a bit, would be real! Nice.
Now let's see what I got.
Constitution Perks
A good days labour - prerequisite none
Standing at a till for four hours, working in a coal mine or just working a desk job, you know how to pace yourself during work hours probably, so you don't work up a sweat, so as long your boss allow you to pace yourself probably or nothing attacks you in the coal mine.
- Increase your constitution by 1
- Can last an extra hour doing menial tasks
I don't bruise easy - prerequisite 10 constitution.
And you really don't. If someone keeps pushing in the face, you're less likely to get your face black and blue, keeping your ugly face from getting even more unappealing.
- Increase your constitution by 2
- You have a slight increase in pain tolerance when getting hit by blunt objects (fists, maces)
I'll go for the second option if for no other reason than to get that plus 2 to my constitution, god. Are these types of awful perks going to be a thing throughout all my stats, thought at least my skills I had back home would translate, but the dame computer is treating me like a newborn.
I should just get the default Wisdom perk since it might give me that plus 1 to bump it up to 10.
Let's see what behind curtain number 2.
Wisdom Perks
Early Bird - prerequisite none
Hey, champ, are you tired of needing to sleep for like 100! hours to even feel like getting out of bed in the morning well no more! Now you can feel great with just a 4-hour power nap.
- Increase your wisdom by 1.
- You require less sleep to become well-rested.
Whatever, not a bad free perk, I guess now let's see what I've got going for me now.
Name = Kevin Adin
Level = 1
HP = 112/112
MP = Locked
Class = Locked
Age = 27
Sex = Male
Race = Human
Stat points available = 0
Perks points available = 0 (Just click on the attribute to see what perks are available, champ)
Strength = 6
Dexterity = 6
Constitution = 12
[I don't bruise easy]
Intelligence = 6
Wisdom = 10
[Early Bird]
Charisma = 6
Christ, those perks are going to start cluttering the screen when I acquire more of them.
If Mp and class are what I think they are, I need to get those unlocked ASAP.
Interesting that my Hp went up by 12 but not by 7 initially. Makes me believe that 10 is the lowest benchmark. The fact all my stats are below 10 save for two seems like a bad joke, but so does this whole situation.
"Alright, what happens now."
"I AM GLAD YOU ASKED CHAMP, JUST CLICK ON THE WORLDS BUTTON THAT JUST APPEARED BELOW YOUR STATS, AFTER THAT LET'S SEE WHAT LUCKY WORLD GETS TO HAVE YOUR DASHING FACE VISIT IT ."
Clicking the button, the screen changed to what appeared to be a slot machine reel, but with only one row, the cartoon man pulled a lever to make it spin. I did try to focus on the spinning row to see any hint of where I might go, but It was all a blur.
Finally, the thing stopped, and my eyes bludged as I saw where the hell I was going.
"CONGRATULATIONS! SPORT LOOKS LIKE YOUR HEADING TO MINECRAFT, JUST PRESS THE BUTTON WITH MINECRAFT ON IT AND WE'LL SENT YOU ON YOUR WAY. WHEN YOU ARRIVE, YOU WILL SEE THE CHALLENGES THAT WE SENT YOU FOR THAT WORLD APPEAR IN FRONT OF YOU WHEN YOU ARRIVE THERE. HOPE YOU DON'T MINED THE TRIP CHAMP."
Ok, you can do this breath in and out.
I moved the mouse over the button.
In and out, I could feel my heart trying to leap out of my chest.
I clicked the button.
Then the world went black.