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Two Sentence Story (Horror, humor, tragedy, anything!)

Do you ever feel bored after a long day of nothing? Yeah, me too.
 
WAR
World War Three was fought with nukes. We wish that the next war had been sticks and stones.

STALKER
I have a stalker. How convenient that they couldn't tell anyone where they were or what they were doing.
 
When I died, it turned out that Heaven had some really weird standards for who got in. "No Games Journalists."
 
It's been discovered that Calcium can only exist as a byproduct of complex multicellular life. There are entire geological layers made out of Calcium.
 
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some guy wrote by-hand his business card info, had it all fancy and looked real good.

but he spelled it bussiness.
 
Damn migraine, always seem to happen at the worst time. Right during the middle of an important speech too.
 
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