Venezuela warship sinks after attacking unarmed cruise ship

[wichajster]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-52151951

Navy vessel fired at cruise ship, then rammed it. Cruise ship that has a reinforced hull for sailing in icy waters.

Icebreaker cruise ship ended with minor damage, warship sunk.

Venezuela accused the Resolute of an act of "aggression and piracy". And rambled that the ship maybe "was transporting mercenaries to attack military bases in Venezuela".

https://globalnews.ca/news/6774974/cruise-ship-venezuela-ramming/
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22765172
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RCGS_Resolute

 

[John_Oakman]

When you rolled a 1 on your attack and the oblivious NPC rolled a 20 on their save...

 

[TheOtherSandman]

When you rolled a 1 on your attack and the oblivious NPC rolled a 20 on their save...

Click to shrink...

More like when a petty thug decides it's a good idea to try and mug the retired adventurer.

 

[Prince Charon]

More like when a petty thug decides it's a good idea to try and mug the retired adventurer.

Click to shrink...

No, it's much more embarrassing than that.

 

[wichajster]

I would describe it as an adventurer deciding to attack peasant by biting him, then immediately dying from an allergic reaction.

Not covering part of icebreaker hull, but...

 

[beast_regards]

Heard lots of fun,
Now here comes natural one,
If you wanted lots of damage,
I can make it less to none,
A loaded gun
Misfiring in your hand
Single digits take a stand!
Roll again, it's mighty grand
And never as planned