BR549
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I hope he does. Earth needs unification, and Batman would make a good King.Ha, has Batman gone full Sinestro because he's mainlining the Yellow Light? He stands to profit the most from carte blanche executive powers
...I would have said ten-foot-pole, but I suppose it's narrow quarters.
Thank you, corrected.
"No. I just needed attention. From you, and from other people."
This arsehole is not quite as narratively annoying as Nylor Truggs. But he is close enough that I would already prefer OL prioritise hunting him down and marooning him somewhere before putting any thought to his vague warning."There are few things as permanent as a temporary solution. You should look into it a little more closely."
And if he doesn't point to something, it's nearly impossible to prove that Lonnie was wrong about his assumptions. Paul is likely to find something suboptimal, after all - and so long as Lonnie hasn't expressed an actual, specific complaint then there's no way to prove whether his enhanced intelligence and focus on doing other things than the Justice League is doing, on his own time, might have turned up... whatever Paul found.Because he knows Paul is going to read it all very carefully in any case.
I remember this fic. Joker pretended to surrender and was lifting his hands in the air, but was actually still controlling the smilex plants with his hands and about to set them all off like he did in canon. Only Batman and Jacob noticed what he was doing but Batman was too far away to stop him. Jacob was forced to use his power to behead Joker just before he could set the plants off.No. After killing thousands of people worldwide, the Joker was beaten down and restrained. Then, in front of the assembled Justice League, the SI killed him because it was obvious that he was going to do it again as soon as he could.
'of'I carefully scan the… Device, sitting on a small office chest of drawers that's had the drawers removed. The only thing that it immediately reminds me off is the clock that Commander Sisko made on Deep Space Nine while under the influence of some sort of alien personality download. It looks a little baroque but it's not; the parts are relatively simple and the apparent decoration isn't decoration; I recognise runes and… Other arcane symbols. It looks like intricate decoration but it's not.
'than'"Yes, I know, and it's less that we've got now. And it's temporary."
Thank you, corrected.
Thats a fun idea. That would also give a clear, recurring, and important magical objective to the patriotic embodiments of the world's countries: stop magical viruses from getting hidden in your legislation. I imagine the embodiments in the UK and bureaucratic China would have some experience there.There's reasonable ways that this can get cocked up. Justice Lords. Someone hijacking the law to rule the world in the league. The light using it. Some sort of memetic spell.
Honestly, Paul should run it by Vic Shade, John, Mist and Dox. Probably John first.
There's reasonable ways that this can get cocked up. Justice Lords. Someone hijacking the law to rule the world in the league. The light using it. Some sort of memetic spell.
Honestly, Paul should run it by Vic Shade, John, Mist and Dox. Probably John first.
I think they tried to write Vic Sage.
To be fair to Eve, I suspect half the issues Lantern is seeing with her powers is down to the mental blocks that prevent her from really cutting loose. It's certainly not intellect or stamina that's limiting her, after all.6th March 2025
09:57 GMT -5
Eve holds out her right hand, pink light rippling outwards from her palm as she transmutes a sword into being. It's identical to mine in most respects, though she hasn't been able to apply the x-ionisation process to it. She holds it up slightly for me to examine.
I nod. "You understand that for you to be able to do that, your power must be able to interact with matter at the sub-atomic level? And since there wasn't any temperature change-."
God, could you imagine how mind-bending a power to sense all matter around you would be? Not simply 'solid objects I can see' but every last molecule, even in the air. Nope, nope, nope. Informational overload."Yes, I know, but that doesn't mean that I can actually feel it happening. Or that I can feel matter that I'm not transmuting."
"Right, but-."
A pity she can't read molecular structures not directly affected by her power. Studying that blade might prove interesting.But I'm clearly reaching the end of her temper. I attach an orange rope to her sword and send it to subspace before replacing it with one of mine.
She looks nonplussed for a moment, but I just smile at her. "Our little secret."
And at least a basic sword like that doesn't need much more skill than 'swing sharp-edge first'. Although she might want to be careful about backswings.She still looks confused, but she transmutes herself a white scabbard with pink decoration and belt and sheathes the sword.
"Have you found any of those spy drones yet?"
He's a complete psycho lunatic, basically. Clear case of hyper-cognitive psychosis.I nod. "Several, but they're deployed in clusters near each of the various Invincibles. And I'm not all that good at sneaking up on things. Ideally, I'd wait until several got destroyed and then ambush the last one left. But I'm starting to wonder why Angstrom Levy is behaving in the way that he is."
Eh, he kind of started it by pulling his plan to combine all the scientific prowess of all his alternates into himself, apparently?"Because he wants everyone to associate Mark with what all the other Marks are doing. According to him, other Invincibles murdered his family in their dimensions, and now he can't remember which version of him his memories come from."
"Right, but logically, he-."
She sigh/gasps in frustration. "Did you see his giant mutant brain? He's not being logical."
Possibly one of the most busted power, if you can think how to break it utterly..."Okay. Based on the G.D.A.'s files on the first time he attacked your Invincible, he could use a portal to send him anywhere. He could kill him by sending him to a dead Earth and leaving him there. Or a reality where the Earth never formed. Or any other reality, because his friends and family wouldn't be there. He didn't. He sent him to places where he'd probably get a bit roughed up, and then brought him back. Each time, except the last one where he was in a coma and couldn't."
...Oh look, Lantern can work out just one way to break it."So..?"
"So he doesn't want to kill your Invincible. And he doesn't want to specifically kill anyone else, because it wouldn't be that hard for him to get hold of a weapon, portal himself into range, fire and then leave.
And yes, I suspect Levy picked ones that conquered their Earths as payback of a sorts. It certainly fits with his cracked state of mind that he'd enjoy using his family's murderers as weapons.What he wants to do is inflict as much physical and psychological harm on your Invincible as possible. And keep doing it. So he finds a bunch of arsehole Invincibles because they'll know the best way to hurt him, and their costumes and faces are similar enough that people will associate them with him." She gives me a small nod. "But he blames them as well. Right?"
I see Eve had the same thought.She nods, mildly perturbed. "He wants them all to die. He doesn't want Mark to die, but he didn't bring… Different versions of me who hate their Invincibles, because he wants them to die and he barely knows me. They.. probably all did something to him or his family when they took over their Earths."
Sadly, with this lot, trying to get them to stop doing this would be near-impossible. Especially the ones that find it fun.I nod. "There's no reason for him to reappear at this point. Not until the Invincibles stop attacking or their numbers drop below the point where they can't cause the sort of havoc that he wants."
"Why are they helping him?"
The 'steal my alternate's mom' one sounds a bit cracked himself."He offered them things. Technology that will let them access parallel universes so they can conquer other Earths. One of them wanted to steal your Invincible's mother to replace his own. A couple just wanted to fight strong opponents."
"What about your Invincible?"
...For a given value of 'friend', sure."I don't know." I shrug. "I just got my marching orders, and went."
"What, that's it? I thought you two were friends?"
...Yeah, that actually happened. And yet it's the tank guy that everyone remembers. Probably for the symbolic resonance.I regard her levelly for a moment. "I didn't know him before Invincible and Omni-Man conquered the Earth. I obey and make myself as useful as possible because as far as I can see that's the best way to make things less terrible. Have you ever seen, um..? The video of the Tiananmen Square Massacre? Not the.. bit where one man stops a tank division while armed with a plastic bag. I mean, the bit where they mowed protestors down with machine guns and then shot the ambulances that went to try and help them. Repeatedly."
And viltrumites... Are very good at casual mass murder, given their physical capabilities. Seriously, just fly at knee height through a crowd with arms outstretched... It sends a very clear message."No, but I know what you mean."
"People tried protesting Omni-Man's take-over too. Now, in theory, two people can't occupy a planet. And they can't in practice either. But they can kill anyone who openly protests about it or tries to fight them. And it's not as if they need to win an election afterwards, so any amount of force… I mean, the more people who die, the fewer they have to bother trying to corral, right?"
Probably a mix of said mourning depression, and sunk-cost fallacy. He knows that trying to undo it, to free Earth, would bring down the full force of the Viltrumites on both him and the planet, after all.She nods with obvious reluctance. "I just.. can't believe that Mark would do that."
"My Invincible isn't your Invincible. And… If I had to guess, I'd say that once Director Stedman got his mother killed, he just went along with what Omni-Man said… At least until he got too invested it in to stop. And… Governments and people around the world didn't ever quite seem to accept that they couldn't win, so the… Killing kept happening."
Definitely not one of the best situations an Alt!Paul is stuck in. Though some might have had it worse. Anti-Green, for example."But you didn't fight him." I shake my head. "If you could make these swords, why didn't you help when Omni-Man took over the world? You didn't need to work for Cecil to do that. You could just have handed them to someone else."
"I couldn't make them at the time. I learned that afterwards. I didn't bother trying to learn how to use my powers for fighting until after I started working for Invincible, and that was mostly because Viltrumites wouldn't respect someone who couldn't fight. And if they respect me at least a little then I can make the occupation less onerous." Hm. "Can you transmute antimatter?"
You've mentioned it to her before, but the point bears repeating, I suppose. Better very safe than horribly sorry."I.. don't know."
"It works on Viltrumites, but don't do it on an inhabited planet. Antiprotons and positrons can be contained with magnetic fields, but make sure that they're in a vacuum, because-."
This is the tricky part. How to catch something you can barely see, much less chase without it spotting you? ...I assume they're under some measure of concealment, anyway."I know what antimatter is. I'll try finding out if I can make it once this is over." She looks around, then returns her attention to me. "How do we isolate a drone?"
"I'm not… Did you meet Angstrom?" She shakes her head. "But he knows that you exist?"
"Probably."
...Well, for an off-the-cuff plan, it's about as good as they'll get, I bet."Okay. Then my best idea is that we find an Invincible at the lower end of their power range and you engage him with a few other local heroes. I detect the locations of the drones and you 'accidentally' destroy all but one during the fight. Once there's one left, I sneak up on it, or… Engage you to 'help' that Invincible, and covertly take control of it."
Twenty is probably about as many as he could manage to keep directed. Enough to form a couple of squads, but not so large you need lieutenants to command them."You said that he'd come here if we beat all the Invincibles."
I nod. "That's my best guess, but he might just toddle off to get more recruits first. I don't know how many different parallel Earths there are, but I suspect that it's more than twenty."
"How are you going to persuade him?"
And once he has Angstrom in his presence, well... Whether it's Branding or Assimilation, he will do what he's told..."I'm not sure. Tell him that my Invincible's gone rogue and that I want a portal home? New orders? Tell him that some of the Invincibles are annoyed that they're dying and suspect that he's not planning on holding up his end of the bargain? I'll scan the drone in detail and see if I can open a portal myself?"
Define 'good', mind. An Invincible having a rollicking slaughter with no opposition, or one struggling?Scan. Where are the Invincibles?
"If you don't have a better idea, there's a good fight going on in Seoul right-."
One thing she can't replicate, almost guaranteed..."Hold on." She listens to something on her earpiece, then her eyes widen. "One of them's attacking the Teen Team! We need to-" Pink light bursts from her hands and feet as she turns herself in what I assume is the direction of their headquarters. "-go!"
I dart forwards, grab her and transition us.
I believe that may be the one fighting Best Tiger. The black and yellow one referred to as Sinister Mark.Define 'good', mind. An Invincible having a rollicking slaughter with no opposition, or one struggling?
She sigh/gasps in frustration. "Did you see his giant mutant brain? He's not being logical
I wonder if that version would upgrade himself with reanimen tech in order to survive his ring.Definitely not one of the best situations an Alt!Paul is stuck in. Though some might have had it worse. Anti-Green, for example.
Thank you, corrected.
That one was always kind of stupid to me.The one that later eats a bunch of Mark's in another dimension.
I hadn't, but now I have. Interesting that the BBC had a reporter there, I had no idea.Have you ever seen, um..? The video of the Tiananmen Square Massacre? Not the.. bit where one man stops a tank division while armed with a plastic bag. I mean, the bit where they mowed protestors down with machine guns and then shot the ambulances that went to try and help them. Repeatedly."
Viltrumites can't survive in space past a certain point.That one was always kind of stupid to me.
They're Viltrumites, they can fly somewhere else rather than stay in that barren Earth. They don't even need to immediately find another civilization, like Omni-Man did when he left the planet, just finding another world with life is enough for them to find food rather than descend to cannibalism. And I imagine eventually they will find some civilization; if Allen can fly to other planets no problem, even confuse Earth with Urath, then they can be found by Viltrumites as well.
Maybe that Mark was always a cannibal, but it came across like they resorted to that due to not having food and it feels like Kirkman didn't think that one through.