And well you should. Oh, this is going to be fun. Rubbing John's big, big mistake in his face probably won't help him any, but it may pound home that it was a stupid plan and maybe he should have looked for help elsewhere. Too used to working alone, I guess.
Time to see who's home, then. Which John is he today?
Aw, so eloquent. Hope he feels like he's been on a week-long bender, it'll be a good start.
Which should make you feel honoured, John. It's been years since they had anyone to look after, so you can expect to be mothered a little.
Now, now.
OL might not mind you, but he's not that into you.Really? Off to ruin what, your third set of lungs already?
If memory serves me correctly, you also had to swindle three separate Lords of hell to get out of it. I don't think they'll take so kindly to seeing you again.
Memory loss? Understandable, but a little irritating. Then again, he hasn't been him for months...
As opposed to what? Flying apart at the seams in a burst of Gold and Red? Well, wasn't that the point of your little vacation?
Oh, yes. I bet they're very interested in finding out how much you remember of it all.
Well, good to see it's not a complete blank. I shudder to think what Sephtian made of it, apart from being terrified and possibly aroused.
I suspect he just got a little flash of it, didn't he? Still, it wasn't the worst result for a Constantine plan.
Weren't all that many deaths, after all.Well, at least they're being quiet for now?
Yes, you never can seem to trust that other people know what they're doing, can you? Might have to work on that, if you're gonna keep playing in superhero circles, John...
Ah, good, he is feeling hungover. Not surprised, after playing silly buggers with his soul, Order and Chaos...
Oh, that's the bit that upsets you? Good to see you're not completely heartless.
Might want to go and apologise to her for all that, though. Preferably with some decent defensive spells, because she will probably give you at least one well-earned punch in the jaw.
No, where they put American criminals. At least the Tower won't be unguarded while the current owner is indisposed.
I doubt they'd pull an Endymion on you. They're not that man-starved.
Better looking nurses, if nothing else. Let's not go hearing about any little Amazonian Constantines running around anytime soon, though.
A very pleasant prison. Your components did do some bad stuff back there.
Who knows, this might be good for you. Let you sort things out in peace and quiet.
Be glad it's only four. You could have split more...
Aw, shit, the Universe is hiding under the bed now... Sorry!Boy, that's going to be one heck of an explanation for Chas.
Come on, John, has he ever done you wrong?
Like it or not, you're a Superhero now, John. And they do everything bigger.
Now why do I get the feeling he's going to end up developing a Justice League for the mystical side of things one day?
Still, it wasn't the worst result for a Constantine plan.
Now why do I get the feeling he's going to end up developing a Justice League for the mystical side of things one day?
If there's a mandatory psych hold until John's been given a clean bill of health by three separate magic specialists, he may be sidelined for a while...
Just a random scepter.
And how many of the brownies did you absolutely have to kill to complete the mission, I wonder?
"And out of all your friends I'm the only one who's died more than you have."
Twice, as far as I remember. Angel sword and qwa matter.
Leaving Constantine on Amazon island is a horrible idea...
He's not a rapist.
I doubt it they initially only accepted Quinn to keep up appearances that Doctor Fate was still on the JL. At this point, they might publicly say Doctor Fate died so they don't have to deal with this nonsense anymore.
The last thing any universe needs is a Harley Quinn who's obsessively in love with John Constantine instead of the Joker.
It's John Constantine. I give him a 5% chance of him disappearing tonight.
John Constantine, Lord of Chorder.
I remember after Paragon woke up from being fragged by his overloaded spell eater, and overloaded tattoos, he told the public that Nabu died helping him kill a lich.
When was this?
My apologies, it was Michael Siskin he reported dead.
Essentially before leaving for space he came up with a plausible cover story as to why Nabu/Fate is gone and Giovanni Zatara is back, when the League lied about how the former was using the latter as meat puppet and weren't really planning on separating the two save for Batman, and it didn't help they sort of bungled how to help/handle Zatanna who thought they wouldn't accept Nabu into the League so easily or give him her dad's spot/vote.
