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She did seem a little powered down in the second.Based on observed feats, I'd guess that the Snyderverse are kinda weak.
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She did seem a little powered down in the second.Based on observed feats, I'd guess that the Snyderverse are kinda weak.
Also, possibly the long-term effects of Artemis shooting him with all those god-arrows to help him become himself, when the Grayvens merged (blanking on which episode that was).My goodness, our resident Renegade choosing Paragon? I suppose the unfiltered power of friendship and dating Luna is a good influence on him.
That happened in Episode 114: Veganism.Also, possibly the long-term effects of Artemis shooting him with all those god-arrows to help him become himself, when the Grayvens merged (blanking on which episode that was).
So, two weeks? A long time for a Lantern with not much to do besides improve what he's claimed as his. And knowing that he's pretty much the biggest dog on the block is gonna be keeping some folks in check, I would guess. It's the ones that won't that'll be the trouble...
And since you can ignore just about anything they throw at you, a personal appearance or two made the lesson stick, eh?Peace through the implied threat of geostationary satellite-mounted railguns. Peace through the very real possibility of a demigod turning up and… Killing everyone you tried to violate the peace with. And then you. Peace through dealing with ecological problems and the detritus of old wars.
That point probably being 'Play nice or I'll come over there. And I am not on anyone's side.'It was the Earth's smaller countries who realised the implication of a new top-level power first. Someone who could deal with certain intractable problems they were facing without wanting military bases or cheap oil in return, and who would be happy to step in if one of the former top level powers felt like throwing their weight around. I've got honourary Chechen citizenship due to displacing the entire Russian army from their country while leaving all of their equipment in-situ, minus the unexploded bomb I left in the State Duma to make my point.
Improving the world, one kicked crotch at a time, eh?I vaguely remember reading about the Authority doing something like that..?
I've hunted drug dealers and gangsters for the Mexican government. With a heavy heart I detoxified the Vietnamese and Cambodian jungles. I've removed mine fields from Iran and Iraq, and arranged for certain officials in the latter to have unfortunate accidents because you can't hide that stuff from me. I've hunted enough child-rapists that if I wasn't still enlightened I'd probably be in therapy for the rest of my life. And for my own dear home country, as the signing date of the Good Friday Agreement draws closer I've been making sure that the Real I.R.A. and Continuity I.R.A. don't get the chance to emerge.
Fascinating. Different laws of physics, of course. Presumably this world doesn't have the loopholes that allow comic book physics to work the way they do.I know that Magnificent Kev did something like that.
And I've been living on a space station that I built because I do not trust a single one of the political, military or religious leaders down there not to kill me in my sleep. Building that was… Interesting. Some of the technologies that I'm used to flat out don't work here. Bless Vril Dox II's logical, mildly paranoid and entirely fictional heart, I do actually have a protocol for testing the laws of physics after a parallel universe shift, though the actual scientific principles involved are entirely beyond me. No bleed torsion generators, alas, but metallic hydrogen still fuses perfectly well and centripetal force can sub in for gravity acceptably well until I can either find a spaceship or visit a space dock to crib local-rules gravity plating off.
Could well be making your own supervillain if you are wrong. Pretty sure at least one Sentai villain was an AI, if only because nearly everything has been a bad guy at some point.With so little… Weird stuff going on compared to the fake world of my memories, I've… Got entirely too much time to… Think about things. Making friends is… Difficult, in these circumstances. So despite my old opinions on the subject I've been seriously considering building a companion AI. Maybe not even an android or gynoid, just a station brain that can monitor the world, me, and make helpful suggestions and casual conversation. Philosophically, I'm against making new life merely for my own ends and particularly when I'm not sure that what I think I know about emergent machine intelligence is true…
Which says something about super-heroing, doesn't it?I shake my head to myself.
Alright. I admit it. I need the Power Rangers. I've been in the insane superhero life for so long that it's the only environment I feel remotely at home in. The only people I can relate to and who can -hopefully- relate to me in turn.
I sigh, and… Transfer downwards.
Interesting. I'm guessing he's been playing nice after the local agents started knocking on the door.15th April 1995
10:00 GMT -7
The Command Centre now has a helicopter outside of it, perched on a helipad that… Looks almost but not quite like the surrounding rock. Zordon's work, I assume. Can't scan through the defence screen, but I'm not seeing any sign that the Rangers are on-site.
I suspect the first warning you'd get arriving that way would be a ground-to-air missile headed your way.Looking down the slopes I see the new military checkpoints that are springing up on all of the roads to the Command Centre. Those will obviously need to be replaced by something better disguised in the not too distant future, though a quick scan for physics anomalies suggests that Zordon has more subtle defences in place. Since no one immediately shoots me I assume that I haven't been uninvited, so I land and walk inside.
Wonder if there's been any friction between them? I don't know how well Zordon ever worked with governmental organisations, after all.Alpha in is the entrance to greet me.
"Hello Orange Lantern! Zordan and Agent Rodriguez are inside."
Certainly, one quick scan and he'd know. But that wouldn't be polite."Thank you, Alpha. The Rangers not here?"
He hesitates, probably wondering if he should tell me. I mean, I know who they are and it probably wouldn't be hard to track them down-.
Still, if they can improve their combat skills from it... It can show that future teams might benefit from it as well."They are receiving additional training in small unit tactics from human soldiers."
"Ah. Probably a good idea, even if not all of it is applicable. Might-." No, he doesn't make policy. "Pass on my warm regards if you see them before I do."
No doubt with a whole bunch of monitoring devices watching him..."Of course."
I nod politely, then walk forwards into the main room.
...Well, as good as a giant blue floating head in a tube can look, anyway.
Well, no big wars worth mentioning.Agent Rodriguez turns around as I walk in. but his gaze doesn't seem to be able to settle on me. Rather, it's constantly drawn to one strange piece of technology or another, and I can see how uncomfortable he is with the situation.
"I see you're a man of your word. No wars anywhere on Earth."
...Just a bunch of little things that no-one outside their countries care about. Especially ones that other countries don't want to get involved with."I wouldn't go quite that far. Stopping wars between two more or less functional nations is simple. Stopping wars between hostile groups within a country who have no desire to come to terms or moderate their demands is far harder. And then there are the failed states."
And you know there'd be the idiots who go 'Well, he's not going to come after me, I'm much too small-time.'And there I'm increasingly leaning towards 'give anarchy a chance'. If a government can't govern, what's the point in paying for rich people's hotel rooms and the fig leaf of legitimacy that comes with their rubber stamp? People went without nation-states for most of human history. If subsistence farming is possible and no complex infrastructure needs to be managed then it should be alright. Only problem is that I remember that Somalia ended up with a big problem with illegal fishing and dumping, which means that I'd be tied to policing their territorial waters for a few years. Not sure how many ships I'd have to beach before people got the message…
I shudder to imagine the screaming when he got started..."You'll be pleased to know that the State Department is panicking a little less."
"A little."
To be fair, he is basically an independent nation of one.The ultimate sovereign citizen, you might say?"And… I know you're going to tell me to shove it-"
"Probably."
Given that he could read their files at any time, it'd only be a courtesy for him to ask..."-but they say that if you want any information, briefings or assistance, you can get in touch."
"Thank you. I'll bear that in mind."
Heh. I suspect they won't be happy about his response, but really, what could they expect?He looks expectantly at me for a moment, but I just shrug.
"Okay. I'll tell them I told you."
Might need a disguise if he wants to interact with the Rangers in civvies.If they couldn't be bothered to send someone here… Oh, I'm probably going to have to kick American government operatives out of a lot of places in the not too distant future, aren't I? Oh well.
I turn to our host. "Zordon. Have you been able to review my plan?"
Ooh, that's something no-one here thought of, was it? If Rita was the one who trapped him... Her curse ceased being sustained upon her death."Yes. With Rita dead, I believe that I would be able to return within a few years without assistance, but using you to drain the spell will make the process quicker and easier."
"And you're as sure as you can reasonably be that it's safe? I don't want to accidentally drain you by mistake."
I'm guessing he modified Rita's staff into it, and formed the Lantern around it. Which ironically makes him closer to some earlier Alan Scott versions than ever."I sustain this connection with my own magic. If you drain me by mistake, I can cancel the spell in an instant."
"Alright then." I take my lantern out of whatever passes for subspace around here. "Let's get you back."
Could someone more familiar with the Rangers source material explain how big a deal this is? I've never even heard Zordon as anything but a giant glowing head with a side of sass, what would be the impact of getting him back on his feat, so to speak?"Alright then." I take my lantern out of whatever passes for subspace around here. "Let's get you back."
Where did he get a Lantern from?"Alright then." I take my lantern out of whatever passes for subspace around here. "Let's get you back."
He mentioned in a previous story part that he'd fashion a lantern out of the staff he got from Rita.
You know, with Rita dead...the remains of the candle and that spell might have also been trashed and the power returning to the coin.
The comics did use the open plot point of the second green coin for a second green ranger that was picked up, and there were repeated rumors about the coin
"So the added field training will be useful. Oh! Good news! With Rita's base completely destroyed, there's no more green candle. Green Ranger can return to active duty. I'll.. get the Dragonzord valeted."
My bet is that Zordon knows Paul is, all else aside, a man of his word. A fact he is gonna exploit to kill him the instant he's back outta the tube, because, ya know, dude's being a "benevolent" dictator amd Zordon's not down with that.Where did he get a Lantern from?
Also. Why is Zordon just suddenly trusting a massmurderer? That seems massively out of character.
To be fair, it's been two weeks. Moscow might be pretty unpopular in some places, but a strong enough desire for separation that you're willing to overturn your entire political and economic structure takes a little while to build up.Only Chechnya?
I'd have figured most of the occupied Ethnic states in Russia would do a "holy hell it worked for Chechnya and go for independence.
I mean there's dozens.
Russia would start looking real weird, real quick if people knew they were allowed to leave if they want to.
Kara Zor-L, the upbeat one? Yes.Mr Zoat, random question.How has Kara Zor-L adapted to feeling the Anti-Life. Did she power through, or did it cripple her due to naivete?
Edit: Never mind, I asked this before and it wasn't answered. I will now change my question to: Will Kara Zor-L ever find her way back to her universe of origin?
[Looks at BartlettMagic]the implication that everything before- the OLC, telling off the Justice League, Jade, having so many unique Orange Lanterns (Ranxx? Mother of Mercy? that is cool as hell), the new Olympian way, all of that- was a fiction? it's honestly sad to me. i've literally been reading this for years. is all of that just gone? or am i going to get swerved?
Will Paul and the others get to visit? Because I think they might not fit in there because of how PG everything is.
Oh, I imagine that they'll be fine.Will Paul and the others get to visit? Because I think they might not fit in there because of how PG everything is.
i'll be honest, i'm burned out enough from work and life's bullshit that i have no idea what you're talking about, and don't have the energy to investigate this. it's entirely possible that i already know, but it's just not coming to me. however, i'm choosing to interpret it as an indication that i should have reason to be hopeful about my concerns, so thank you.
I hope things are just turning the corner then, and a break to rest is nearby.i'll be honest, i'm burned out enough from work and life's bullshit that i have no idea what you're talking about, and don't have the energy to investigate this. it's entirely possible that i already know, but it's just not coming to me. however, i'm choosing to interpret it as an indication that i should have reason to be hopeful about my concerns, so thank you.
the implication that everything before- the OLC, telling off the Justice League, Jade, having so many unique Orange Lanterns (Ranxx? Mother of Mercy? that is cool as hell), the new Olympian way, all of that- was a fiction? it's honestly sad to me. i've literally been reading this for years. is all of that just gone? or am i going to get swerved?
well you can take it up with the publisher, they own your ass
YesWas it a vision of the Multiverse, a dream? Or reality being funkier than usual for Paul?