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I doubt that he's after you yet. More to the point, most people don't have unique haircuts. There are probably quite a lot of males from his species who look similar, and given your involvement with the Thanagarian military, if you've run into one then you're quite likely to run into more than one. Now, that doesn't
Yeah, but I don't know if they're actually going to do anything about it."
I think they're more likely to shoot anyone with a glowing yellow ring than try and work with them."
...It's a rare anthropomorphic species that doesn't. And in those cases, they either fuel their bodies with unconventional energies or are entirely artificial and thus also run on energy. ...The DC Universe has some weird people in it.11th April 2013
07:02 GMT +1
Bleez-.
"Thanagarians-" Kara leans back into the dining room from the kitchen. "-eat food, right?"
Depends on the material, I think? Most bird food isn't exactly pleasant to Humans or human-adjacent beings.Bleez looks awkwardly at me for a moment, then turns back to Kara. "Yes?"
"Not, like, bird seed or anything?"
Ah, good thing OL decided to stick around. Can you imagine the awkwardness if Kara brought out a bag of birdseed or a piece of cuttlebone? (Often used to provide house-birds something to maintain their beaks with.)"I can eat seeds if that's what you're having?"
"Thanagarians can process human food perfectly well, thank you Kara."
Why do I get the feeling that's a mistake? Kara is enthusiastic but... Not always sensible."Okay! Human food!"
Kara ducks back into the kitchen, and I pointedly avoid scanning what she's doing. Bleez looks at me with concern.
Plus possible lingering mental issues from the trip to Earth. And possibly overcompensating for the knowledge that her entire people and everyone she ever knew are dead and gone by being super-bubbly..."Is she… Alright?"
"She's from an isolationist world and doesn't exactly understand how to deal with aliens. She's lived around humans for long enough that she's learned our strange and nonsensical customs, but other species are unknown territory for her."
...And possibly foolishly simple. Seriously, did she study Japanese culture for her baka-moe act?"So 'bird seed' isn't a kind of muesli?"
"It-. A human could eat it as a form of muesli, but I think she's trying to work out whether she should treat you as a human with wings or as a bird that can think."
...Wait, is she wearing the classic sci-fi bubble-type helmet?Bleez looks mystified. "Is-?"
There's a blue and red blur.
"Or a hamster!" Kara smiles, hands clasped behind her back. "Because her helmet looks a bit like a hamster ball and I don't want to assume she's a bird just because she has wings!"
Ah, tautologies. Methinks Kara is forgetting that not everyone shares the same pool of cultural references...
To be fair, Zorbing can be enjoyable. I can also understand the mistake concerning their equipment...."Hamsters are a small fur-covered Earth-native animal sometimes kept as pets by humans. Hamster balls are small plastic spheres that some hamster owners put them in so that they can exercise by running around the house without being able to escape-" Bleez twitches, her wings fluffing up slightly. "-or really hide themselves."
Kara nods. "And sometimes they put humans in them, too, just so the hamsters don't think they're being picked on!"
Ah, the necessities of having a private conversation with a kryptonian around.Kara then looks away with a frown, then sniffs twice. Then she vanishes in another blue/red blur.
I take a sound baffle out of subspace and put it on the table. Then I reach across the table and lay my right hand on her left.
Well, guess that's confirmed then. Her obsessive fan-turned-supervillain."Bleez, you are a friend. I want to help you. But I also have responsibilities to Earth. I need to know what happened."
She pulls her wing in tight around her body. "He-. That guy you warned me about. He came to a concert I put on, on one of the planets Thanagar recently conquered."
Winning hearts and minds, eh? Probably a little trickier when your people were aggressively expanding their territory..."You went to a planet that had been recently conquered? Were you doing a concert for the army? And-."
"No-. Well. Kind of. It was suppose to be a demonstration of thanagarian culture. And the only people who got invites were super vetted, so I wasn't really worried, and then he was just there?"
...So it may in fact not be the guy. Was he at least glowing yellow?"In front of you?"
"In the audience. I don't even know what species he was. I just thought he was some dignitary or something."
...All right, that's kind of conclusive."I wasn't able to give you a precise description. How-?"
"He had a ring! And the blue skin and the weird haircut!"
Yeah, that's a bit... It's the hairstyle of someone with a definite lifestyle. Especially if said fringe was long enough to cover one eye, dyed black or otherwise sinister."A crew cut's not that weird."
"It is if you leave the fringe long!"
So... You kind of panicked and ran to someone you could trust. Hopefully that was enough to derail the Corpsman's obsession."So… What did he do?"
"He-. Okay, he didn't really do anything. He was watching me, but everyone was watching me…" She stretches her wings a little, then pulls them back in. "I just kept it together for the concern and then jumped in a ship to get out of there before anything happened."
I would expect she's seen enough fans to recognise creepy-obsessive types. Just that most of them lack the means to do more than watch her ominously.Hm.
"Being watched is sort of your job." Hm. "Thanagarian security is usually pretty good. How did he get through?"
Good question. I assume you didn't go into detail about her personal fate, or she'd have been a lot more worried."He had an invite. According to the guest list he's some sort of security consultant." She turns her hand over, taking hold of mine. "What do I do? You said that when he turns up Havania gets conquered!"
"Bleez, you can't assume that prophecy is that simple. What would you have done if I hadn't told you about what the oracle saw?"
Still, better safe than sorry."I.. Guess I'd have said, 'hi, thank you for coming, isn't Thanagar great' or something? I don't know?"
"And the oracle told me that he only attacked after you rejected him on Havania, right? So if he got that fixated on you, he didn't try anything there and waited until later."
Now, if he had glowing yellow eyes, perhaps with an almost insectoid symbol in them... Then you'd have good cause to be concerned."He's not after me?"
"I doubt that he's after you yet. More to the point, most people don't have unique haircuts. There are probably quite a lot of males from his species who look similar, and given your involvement with the Thanagarian military, if you've run into one then you're quite likely to run into more than one. Now, that doesn't-."
Also good points. For all we know, when he couldn't see her again, he gave up and began to fixate on someone else..."It might not be the guy." Her wings and shoulders sag. "It might not be the guy."
"It might not be the guy. Or it might be the guy several years before he reached that point. Or he might have gotten obsessed with you after a meeting today that you didn't have because you came here. Heck, prophecy isn't completely reliable anyway." She nods. "Did you tell anyone about spotting a Yellow Lantern?"
No doubt they think they could ally with Sinestro. Perhaps secretly, perhaps not."Yeah, but I don't know if they're actually going to do anything about it."
"Other than try and get someone into the Corps?"
Gee, I wonder why? Somehow, I bet Thanagar isn't too welcoming to those who stand out as much as Lanterns do."They might. But they might not." She circles her shoulders, settling her wings back into their default position. "I don't think you really understand how the government of Thanagar thinks about you. And what you've done for them."
"What, the cult thing? It wasn't that big a deal. And Lantern Dul hardly spends any time in this region of space."
Probably silly, childish ones, at that. "This one person can lift entire freighters without them snapping in half? How ridiculous!""No, not that. Vulcan. He's already creating more Nth metal than all of the smelters on Thanagar put together. Which means that all the senior government officials have calmed down enough to actually read the reports about Earth and not write them off like they're works of fiction."
"To be fair, they do sound like works of fiction."
Especially likely if they weren't certain they could be in absolute control of said Corpsman."So they know about what the Orange Lantern Corps is doing, and they also know that if you tell someone that an oracle says something, it's probably true, or at least kinda true? They've already got the Green Lantern Corps reports about Sinestro, so if they put it all together? I think they're more likely to shoot anyone with a glowing yellow ring than try and work with them."
Well, it does show off her figure quite nicely, doesn't it?"I'm glad to hear it. So, what's really with the spacesuit?"
"It-."
Goddammit, Kara... You're probably very lucky you're so cute when you do this stuff.Blue and red blur, and Kara puts a large plate of pancakes down in the middle of the table. "Done! Oh!" Blue and red blur, and there are three plates, and containers for pancake-appropriate condiments.
And a packet of birdseed, with 'MUESLI' hurriedly written on the side.
No, not that. Vulcan. He's already creating more Nth metal than all of the smelters on Thanagar put together. Which means that all the senior government officials have calmed down enough to actually read the reports about Earth and not write them off like they're works of fiction."
It's a rare anthropomorphic species that doesn't. And in those cases, they either fuel their bodies with unconventional energies or are entirely artificial and thus also run on energy. ...The DC Universe has some weird people in it.
Plus possible lingering mental issues from the trip to Earth. And possibly overcompensating for the knowledge that her entire people and everyone she ever knew are dead and gone by being super-bubbly...
Well, guess that's confirmed then. Her obsessive fan-turned-supervillain.
I would expect she's seen enough fans to recognise creepy-obsessive types. Just that most of them lack the means to do more than watch her ominously
Good for him. Although I hope he branches out and does more than just mass production of base resources."No, not that. Vulcan. He's already creating more Nth metal than all of the smelters on Thanagar put together.
Would be nice for Paul to semi-inadvertently screw with Sinestro, after all the times the Yellow gits have screwed with him.I think they're more likely to shoot anyone with a glowing yellow ring than try and work with them."
She's high on caffeine at the moment. Wait till it wears off.Kara from STAS was kinda ditzy, but never to this level. It's like she's five.
So last we heard about Vulcan he had been thinking about heading to Thanagar. This is the first we've learned he actually went there.
And that he seems to have started to fix Thanagar's supply issue with Nth metal...
I wouldn't be too sure of the latter. The top people in the government are very anti-alien, so they would only work with Vulcan to get Nth Metal. I seriously doubt many people would worship him, at least openly.This is wrong, last we saw we got confirmation he was literally packing to go there and that was two invasions ago, by this point Vulcan has to be more than settled and probably has a bunch of winged priestess and acolytes.
I wouldn't be too sure of the latter. The top people in the government are very anti-alien, so they would only work with Vulcan to get Nth Metal. I seriously doubt many people would worship him, at least openly.
Had me wondering if she was talking about someone other than Sinestro
I wonder if it is sugar, instead. She seems like she'd prefer sweet stuff, and Krypton probably had the markets limited to healthier stuff, rather than colorfully packaged cocaine.
It's really more like a couple of junior scientists. As stated above, thanagarians are pretty specieist, and they're also fairly anti-religion. Vulcan hasn't had a proper cult for a fairly long time, but he's pretty good at explaining things. It also helps that Thanagar's magic field is relatively weak, so some of the oddities that gods take with them are dialled down.This is wrong, last we saw we got confirmation he was literally packing to go there and that was two invasions ago, by this point Vulcan has to be more than settled and probably has a bunch of winged priestess and acolytes.
I wonder if it is sugar, instead. She seems like she'd prefer sweet stuff, and Krypton probably had the markets limited to healthier stuff, rather than colorfully packaged cocaine.
Yeah - Thanagarians are probably less suitable for the work then humans on earth would be, and he quoted like 30 years for being able to get to a place where they'd be able to meaningfully help his work from the arcane smithing side - though I'm sure there's a bunch of little things that a bunch of scientists can help out with in making the conditions for his work the best they can be.It's really more like a couple of junior scientists. As stated above, thanagarians are pretty specieist, and they're also fairly anti-religion. Vulcan hasn't had a proper cult for a fairly long time, but he's pretty good at explaining things. It also helps that Thanagar's magic field is relatively weak, so some of the oddities that gods take with them are dialled down.
If you're talking about the National Socialist, the issue there is that he isn't very scary. Leatherwing is, but he'd never give the ring up.I just realized that The Bat could have been an alternate yellow ring user for the anti-life fight. The SI has the tech to visit, he's friendly, and he'd probably enjoy getting out into the field to help fight the "good" fight.
Plus he likely wouldn't keep it afterwards, if for no other reason than to prevent another earth wanting to take it back, and we can always point out the main guy who uses yellow rings has red skin.
If you're talking about the National Socialist, the issue there is that he isn't very scary. Leatherwing is, but he'd never give the ring up.
Not really. He was a literal child during World War II. He's younger than Overman. And he focused on detective work and combat skills over causing fear.The bat is a retired monster, but with a ring to rejuvenate him he'd be back in the swing of things before you can say "Paul why did you just give the nazi a power ring?!?!"
We had this conversation before I think? The only ones we've seen rejuvenate by power ring have been Orange Lanterns (Paul and Azula) and Alan because he's part emotional energy now.
Not sure if we came to a consensus about why the other colors can't do that.
Violets may be able to heal those they love, but I think Red has been shown as being bad at things that aren't breaking things.Violets, Yellows and Reds are the ones without a clear path to it, but I could see ways to focus the emotions in that endeavor. Yellow, for example, with a powerful and well focused Thanatophobia maybe? Who knows.