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Would you bang the avatar above you?

Having owned a tarantula, I am an expert in giving scritches to spiders. I suspect this shall be useful.

First- I'll need a live cricket. A really, really big cricket. Hmm. My neighbor's beagle should work. Much like a cricket, it's brown, eats shit, and will never shut the fuck up.

Second- start with the upper arc of the abdomen. Give her a minute to get used to the touch, be gentle, don't go near her meal.

Third- work up, but don't touch the thorax 'till she's done eating.

Fourth- use experience and apply theory to develop a feel for the results of touching things that I wouldn't touch and/or don't exist on a spider.

Five- Scratch "redhead" and "sapient interspecies" off my bucket list.

Also should mention that some Arachne like go give away silk clothes for well done lewdings.
Potentially acquire new comfy clothes.
 
Gonna need to see some ID, first. Even then, probably not.
 
Not really, I don't swing that way, but I wouldn't mind going bar hopping with him...
 
I'd certainly be tempted to, but the legs seem too similar to the types of spider that give me an ohgodwhy reaction.
 
Christ no. I don't even know what that is!
It's fanart of a Worm Fanfic where Taylor is a portal to an Eldritch Prison. She goes by Starscape or something IIRC. Lot's of tentacles, and an emotivore that loves tickling. Would probably be fun in all honesty, especially if you're not an easily broken basket case like 95% of Lovecraft Humans.
 

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