Latewave
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Latewave
You Won A Mansion. And Nothing got done.
If the words Maid, Resource Management, Monster hunting, Humor, and/or being silly catch your attention then I have a game for you. But first a little plot.
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE WON!
On the date this letter to you was postmarked you were entered into a sweepstakes drawing with the grand prize of your very own MANSION. Which you* won! Since this is a limited time offer, you should come to collect the deed to the mansion on the date printed below. What's that? Why should I believe some letter printed on low grade printer paper by the thousands you say? Let me tell you about the mansion!
The mansion you won has no fewer than TWELVE (12) bedrooms and NINE (bathrooms)! That's enough to house four whole families, or a whole Mormon family. The mansion has two separate dining rooms and adjoining kitchens as well as a grand dining room--or ballroom if you or your daughter is the princess type. Add in an observatory and a library and you're set for all the entertainment you could want short of wi-fi internet.
In order to help facilitate the transfer of ownership, please fill out the attached questionaire and present it upon arrival.
Please make your way to the location marked on the map on the day noted, and wait outside the gate for our representative.
P.S. Ignore any glowing markings on that gate, they're just for...decoration, let's go with that.
*You and whoever else shows up to claim the oversized house
Questionare
What!... Is your name?
WHAT!... is your favorite Color
WHAT!!!!....is the airspeed of a unladen swallow?"
What is your date of origin?
Tell us about your pitiful human life
IF you were playing a game what would you stat yourself with using the three stats below. You have 10 points
STR
SPD
INT
What do you think of maids?
What do you think of a cold unfeeling bastard of a butler that doesn't believe the maid's plan will work and will totally owe the maid five bucks.
Do you believe in life after love?
We're starting to run out of questions what do you think of that?
Have fun
Because I sure will.
Demjou: Nick
Moronis: Mr. Crowley What goes on in your head, Mr. Crowley
Kiven: Oreo Fiend
Masterblade
Fresh Meat
Sargon
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Later I may feel in more fresh meat.
Demjou
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After confirming that the date stated on the note is today, a quick check of the map and a bit of fiddling with my phones GPS, and I'm off to see this mystery mansion. A somewhat long drive later, I pull up outside what appears to be a rather worn down gate, though it still seems more then sturdy enough to stand up to any impact I could give it. Several minutes of examination and experimentation later, and I resign myself to waiting, having found no way to open the gate from this side, and not wanting to bother trying to climb the wall. I head back to my car, figuring if I have to wait, I might as well do it in A/C and enjoying some music.
08-21-2012, 11:49 PM
MasterBlade
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Sir Blade of Masters does a little stalking to check what sort of outfit would be most fitting for this trip. The Monty Python motif of the questionaire makes him think he should bring a suit of armor, but the clear tension between the staff makes him thing he should go dressed as a french maid outfit. Then there was the omnipotent feeling, perhaps an alien suit?
After an hour of work, he attaches a breastplate to the maid uniform and wears the alien suit underneath. Totally pimping.
08-21-2012, 11:58 PM
SupahKiven
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Kiven packs his clothes and does a few rounds of his house. Not that it really matters. He's won a mansion! Well... he's sharing, but HE WON A MANSION. At least, that's what the flyer said. Aw, who cares? Mansion! He loads everything (Which actually isn't that much, just a bag of clothes, a leather briefcase full of science equipment, and a backpack full of Oreos) into his small car and drives off. His mind is already wandering... Oh boy, new friends, lots of room, places to experiment, I heard there are maids and butlers, and there's probably a swimming pool. As he heads down the road, his thoughts eventually settle into the small puddle of 'What sorts of new things will happen there?'
08-21-2012, 11:58 PM
Cetus Amicus
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Not wanting to be left in last place AGAIN, Luigi completely ignores (taking a quick look at a scrap of paper,) "Nick" and makes his own entrance.
08-22-2012, 12:46 AM
Latewave
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Not wanting to be left in last place AGAIN, Luigi completely ignores (taking a quick look at a scrap of paper,) "Nick" and makes his own entrance.
A man with gleeming glasses stops you before you head too far.
"You have to wait for the others for now."
He smiles
08-22-2012, 01:28 AM
Cetus Amicus
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"You have to wait for the others for now."
"W-wait for the others? T-t-that means I'm FIRST? WAHOOOOOOOO!"
Luigi gets so excited he starts jumping up and down and flapping his arms and breakdancing...!
How embarrassing... it's a good thing no-one is around to see this.
Oh wait.
08-22-2012, 02:13 AM
MasterBlade
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http://i.imgur.com/lIsQ7.png
This guy walks up behind Luigi. He claims to be Sir Blade of Masters.
...his outfit is kindof scaring everyone.
08-22-2012, 02:30 AM
Cetus Amicus
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Luigi stops his prancing about and looks at (a scrap of paper,) "Sir Blade of Masters."
After a long contemplative period of looking the new arrival up and down, Luigi raises his brow up an inch and asks a question, "Are you here to be my stunt double?"
08-22-2012, 02:38 AM
MasterBlade
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"No, I'm here because I won a mansion."
"..."
"Its my property, I am allowed to dress however I like."
08-22-2012, 02:49 AM
Cetus Amicus
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"Oh, did you read the fine print? You're not the only won!"
(...Awkward silence as he remembers that pun does not translate into speech well,) Luigi pretends to cough, "So, um, just between you and me, I'm totally down with crossdressing, yeah."
He looks around nervously.
08-22-2012, 06:40 AM
Moronis
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It is the day that Jeremiah Crowley can finally escape this stinky hovel he'd been forced to shelter in since his unfortunate escapade involving the mayor's son. In preparation, he packs all that he owns. A few suits, some food, and a flashlight. His scrap with that brat has drained his resources I am afraid.
Walking towards the mansion in a well fitted blue suit, Jeremiah Crowley surveys those around him and speaks.
"Might I inquire as to what you are all doing here on this day?"
08-22-2012, 08:56 AM
SupahKiven
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Kiven pulls up in front of the mansion and gets out of his car. 'So these are the others." he thinks. He jogs up to the others with a dopey grin on his face. "Hey guys and uh..." he gazes at Sir Blade of Masters. "Well anyway. So I guess you all won the mansion too! That's great!" He excitedly pulls out an Oreo and goes to stand next to the others at the mansion's entrance.
Demjou
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Relaxing in my car, I've spent the last hour watching as various people arrive, and with each one I feel a slight unease growing in my gut. The first one to arrive after me seems fairly normal, if a bit obsessed with green. The second though...I don't even want to know what kind of odd mind would go out in public in that outfit...assuming it actually IS a outfit. The third arrives on foot in a rather nice suit, but I can't help feeling like he's hiding or running from something. The last one is the only one that seems to have the sense to drive here, and save for the smile that makes him seem slightly drugged, he seems normal.
I exit and lock my car, joining the rest of the group with silent apprehension as I realize 'Oh god. I'm actually one of the most normal people here. This won't end well'
08-22-2012, 11:54 PM
Latewave
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All of the prospective masters have reached the gate. The Glasses wearing man leads them in past the tunnel but stops before he gets too far.
"Now let me introduce myself, I am the butler for this Mansion."
A Wild MEIDO Approaches.
RUN FIGHT ITEM TALK
TALK <
The Maid looks at the Butler, "Told you it would work. You owe me five bucks."
"Fine, Fine, I didn't think anyone would be stupid enough to answer that pamplet but here we are. Five new masters."
The Maid "We have six masters, you should pay me five bucks for each"
"Wrong, We have five masters and a new maid"
"Hmm?"
"Obviously the alien maid is applying for the maid position. It's obvious. We need a better one anyways"
"You saying I'm a bad maid?"
"No, I'm saying with a new one you can be even lazier"
Suddenly a giant flying chicken attacks the Maid. The Butler ignores it completely and speaks.
"Anyways, welcome to the mansion. We currently have twelve bedrooms, five of which have an attached bathroom. There are nine bathrooms not counting the ones that are attached to the bedrooms. There are several on each floor."
"As for the other rooms, we have two kitchens one of which is on the second floor and the larger on the First, two dining rooms which are attached to the kitchens, a pantry and a grand dining hall on the first floor. The library is on on the third floor and covers an unusually large number of subjects for one of it's size, the observatory is on the roof; the telescope is rather powerful.
"Some of the more... unusual locations include our old armory and forge, A room that can only be described as Enchanting, along with the Infirmary and Old Training hall, all on the first floor."
"On the second floor, we have the Main Office, Treasury, Security Center, and The Mirror Room. Down in the basement is mostly storage and utilitys such as the main furnace, central coolant control, and the waterworks. While out back we have a farm for growing various foods and livestock. We would like to suggest however that you stay away from the graveyard for the time being."
He turns to face the Maid, "Finish it off, it's squaking is giving me a headache."
The Maid looks down at the steel chair in her hands, "But I was having fun."
"Have fun later."
The Butler looks at the assembled group "Any Questions?"
08-23-2012, 12:04 AM
MasterBlade
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"If I say I'm responding to the letter and apply for the maid position simultaneously will I get paid for my stay here?"
08-23-2012, 12:10 AM
Latewave
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"If I say I'm responding to the letter and apply for the maid position simultaneously will I get paid for my stay here?"
Suddenly the Pamplet in your hand is replaced with a filled out application that has all of your details on it.
"I see no letter, I do see an application for the maid position however."
08-23-2012, 12:11 AM
SupahKiven
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"Will you lead me to the library? Can I have a chicken as a pet? Can he stay in my room?"
08-23-2012, 12:12 AM
Latewave
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"Will you lead me to the library? Can I have a chicken as a pet? Can he stay in my room?"
"In order, Eventually, yes you can, and no."
08-23-2012, 12:15 AM
Demjou
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"Okay, so we all "won" a mansion, which is apparently more then big enough for all of us and then some."
I stare him dead in the eye, though behind him I notice the bird seems to be trying to...tap out?
"What's the catch?"
08-23-2012, 12:16 AM
MasterBlade
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"This will be suitable. I shall assume one of the rooms without a bathroom because that gives me time to clean and stuff on midnight bathroom stops."
08-23-2012, 12:20 AM
Latewave
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"Okay, so we all "won" a mansion, which is apparently more then big enough for all of us and then some."
I stare him dead in the eye, though behind him I notice the bird seems to be trying to...tap out?
"What's the catch?"
The Butler is smiling.
"The Catch is rather simple really. It needs to be fixed up slightly."
"However if you accept we have some gifts."
The Butler's glasses seem to be glowing?
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"This will be suitable. I shall assume one of the rooms without a bathroom because that gives me time to clean and shit on midnight bathroom stops."
The Butler simply cackles a bit.
08-23-2012, 12:22 AM
Demjou
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"...And how much is... slightly"
08-23-2012, 12:25 AM
Latewave
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"...And how much is... slightly"
"It just needs some repairs."
08-23-2012, 12:31 AM
Cetus Amicus
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"Whoa whoa whoa, repairs? I'm your man right here! Luigi, certified plumber and part-time mechanic!"
"So what are we fixing first?"
08-23-2012, 12:34 AM
Demjou
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"...Fine. Lead on. I got nothing better to do this year."
I glance behind me at the two who have been almost completely silent so far.
"Any of you guys coming along, or are me and Luigi gonna get to share with Maid Nut and the Oreo Chicken over there?"
08-23-2012, 12:37 AM
Latewave
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"Whoa whoa whoa, repairs? I'm your man right here! Luigi, certified plumber and part-time mechanic!"
"So what are we fixing first?"
"Well the Main Bathroom does need some plumbing repairs."
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"...Fine. Lead on. I got nothing better to do this year."
I glance behind me at the two who have been almost completely silent so far.
"Any of you guys coming along, or are me and Luigi gonna get to share with Maid Nut and the Oreo Chicken over there?"
The Butler's smile at your acceptance of the role of master is eerie.
08-23-2012, 12:40 AM
The Sovereign Slayer
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What!... Is your name?
Midnight Sparkle!!
WHAT!... is your favorite Color
Green!! No Brown!! No Green!! No Both!!
WHAT!!!!....is the airspeed of a unladen swallow?"
Depends, European or African?
What is your date of origin?
??/??/????
Tell us about your pitiful human life
Im a Pony, Silly!!
IF you were playing a game what would you stat yourself with using the three stats below. You have 10 points
STR : 2
SPD : 4
INT : 4
What do you think of maids?
Coooool!!
What do you think of a cold unfeeling bastard of a butler that doesn't believe the maid's plan will work and will totally owe the maid five bucks.
Erm... No.
Do you believe in life after love?
I CAN FEEEEL SOMETHING INSIDE ME SAY, I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU'RE STRONG ENOUGH, NO!!
We're starting to run out of questions what do you think of that?
Yayyyyy
08-23-2012, 12:47 AM
Latewave
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I don't have words. You have literally hit me with a verbal brick. I don't understand. What?
08-23-2012, 12:55 AM
Cetus Amicus
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"Well the Main Bathroom does need some plumbing repairs."
"Main Bathroom, got it! Do you have a map anywhere? Some schematics would help too."
Luigi seems really eager to do something.
Then again maybe 'eager' is the wrong word... perhaps 'anxious' is more accurate.
08-23-2012, 01:04 AM
Latewave
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"Main Bathroom, got it! Do you have a map anywhere? Some schematics would help too."
Luigi seems really eager to do something.
Then again maybe 'eager' is the wrong word... perhaps 'anxious' is more accurate.
"It's much easier to show you."
08-23-2012, 01:09 AM
Cetus Amicus
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"Lead the way!"
He doesn't seem to care who's leading, so long as it's not himself.
08-23-2012, 06:40 AM
Moronis
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"I have one question. What caused these damages exactly? I'd like to know a bit more about what I'm leaping into. Of course, if telling me would exclude me from this mansion I now co-own, I'll just jump in without knowing." Crowley stated, getting ready to follow Luigi.
08-23-2012, 08:58 AM
SupahKiven
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"Well I'm ready to go in too. And how come I can't have a chicken in my room?" Kiven gaze starts to wander and he walks over to the maid and pets the chicken.
08-23-2012, 11:09 AM
Psychout
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On second thought, I think you should find a different player for my slot. I don't know if I'll have enough time for this.
08-23-2012, 11:20 AM
Latewave
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"I have one question. What caused these damages exactly? I'd like to know a bit more about what I'm leaping into. Of course, if telling me would exclude me from this mansion I now co-own, I'll just jump in without knowing." Crowley stated, getting ready to follow Luigi.
"I could tell you but, some of you would just repress it. One of you thinks that a giant monster chicken is something you pet after all. Also, we're having chicken for lunch. Now I have a question. You've all accepted am I right?"
08-23-2012, 11:24 AM
MasterBlade
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"But good sir, I am but a simple maid aplicant. It is you who must accept me."
"Also I am taking this chicken's feathers for a spare duster. I hope that is OK."
08-23-2012, 11:32 AM
Latewave
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"But good sir, I am but a simple maid aplicant. It is you who must accept me."
"Also I am taking this chicken's feathers for a spare duster. I hope that is OK."
"Really? Then the first master beating us nearly to death five thousand years ago was not the accepted way to break in new servants?" And go ahead.
SupahKiven
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"Huh? I don't... think so." Kiven looks at the chicken. "So this is like... a mutant chicken? And you're dead?"
08-23-2012, 02:23 PM
Latewave
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"Huh? I don't... think so." Kiven looks at the chicken. "So this is like... a mutant chicken? And you're dead?"
"Not exactly, and not in the least."
08-23-2012, 02:26 PM
Moronis
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"I accepted, yes. That is why I am here. Why do you ask?" Crowley said.
08-23-2012, 02:37 PM
MasterBlade
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And go ahead.
Sir Blade of Masters puts his 5 points in strength into snapping the Monster Chicken's neck with the steel chair, then dragging it off to the kitchens.
08-23-2012, 02:51 PM
Latewave
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The Butler Smiles.
"Finally. To our new masters we have two gifts for each of you."
He hands a book to Mr. Crowley, a weird looking Yoyo to Kiven, a Vacuum to Luigi, and finally a weird glove and ball thing to Nick.
"The second gift is at the mansion itself. Let's go. I almost forgot. Oy Give the new maid The Mop."
"The Mop?"
"THE Mop."
The Maid reaches behind her back and pulls out a mop taller then she is and hands it to the new maid.
08-23-2012, 03:04 PM
MasterBlade
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"I take this instrument of cleaning power with great pride."
Sir Masters equips the mop to his general weapons/tools slot and proceeds to carry the chicken (corpse?) to the mansion.
08-23-2012, 03:10 PM
Demjou
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Keeping a eye on the one I've dubbed Maid Nut, I absentmindedly examine the glove and ball. Aside from the golden circle on the palm, and what seem to be matching markings on the ball, it seems to be a normal leather glove, if one of quality I'm not used to seeing.
I slip it on, even as I ask the butler what exactly these are for.
SupahKiven
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Kiven's jaw drops at the death of the chicken. He sadly trudges into the house, fiddling with his yo-yo on the way there.
Moronis
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Walking towards the mansion with stoic grace, Jeremiah Crowley examines the book as best he can.
08-23-2012, 06:21 PM
Cetus Amicus
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Luigi equips the vacuum and waits for the butler's lead. "Seems pretty routine so far. No ghosts, right? ...Right?"
08-23-2012, 06:55 PM
Latewave
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The Butler's smile fades.
Several mutant rabbits appear in the way.
"Tch, we have intruders. I had hoped to show this off later but, here's a good as time as any."
The Butler snaps his fingers.
The gifts transform.
The Vacuum shifts into a more backpackish form. The Book has a glowing symbol appear on the front. The symbols on the glove and ball fill in and the Yoyo glows with inner power.
YOU GOT A THING.
Inventory
The Book
Stats
Slow type
Magic +2
Abilities
Scan lvl 2
Burn lvl 2
Yoyo
Stats
Speedy type
Attack + 3
Abilities
Lengthen
Mass manipulation
Vacuum
Normal Type
Stats
Spd +1
Attack +2
Ability
Suction lvl 1
Mageball and Glove
Speedy type
Stats
Attack + 2
Abilities
Telekinesis lvl 1
08-23-2012, 07:28 PM
Moronis
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"Well now, this is rather unfortunate. I believe I'll analyze these things for some sort of weakness." Crowley says as he straightens his tie and opens the book to use Scan LVL 2.
08-23-2012, 07:29 PM
MasterBlade
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The Mop does not need to shift because The Mop already has all the power!
Sir Blade of Masters puts down the (dead?) chicken and golfs a rabbit off the property. No vermin allowed in the mansion!
08-23-2012, 07:33 PM
Demjou
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"Telekinesis eh"
I try out the TK, tossing one of the rabbits high into the sky. As it returns to earth a minute or so later, all I can think is 'Fuck. Yes.'
08-23-2012, 07:43 PM
Latewave
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"Well now, this is rather unfortunate. I believe I'll analyze these things for some sort of weakness." Crowley says as he straightens his tie and opens the book to use Scan LVL 2.
Rabbitar
Mammal beast
Strength Earth
Weakness Fire
Tastes good with Leeks and some cheese.
Native to woodlands.
Lesser Soul.
Known to attempt to attack from underground
08-23-2012, 07:46 PM
Cetus Amicus
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Luigi leaps into action! Literally! Then he falls back down on a rabbit with all his plumber weight. Squish! 100 points!
08-23-2012, 08:12 PM
Moronis
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"Well well. Weak to my oldest comrade, fire. Hmmf. This should be most interesting." Crowley states with his most dastardly smirk, flipping through the book in preparation to cast Burn LVL 2 on the nearest mutant rabbit thing.
08-23-2012, 08:57 PM
SupahKiven
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Kiven grins. "Ooh. This looks fun." He lengthens the yo-yo string and swings it and smacks a rabbit thing. Once on top on the mutant, he increases the mass of the yo-yo enough to crush the rabbit.
08-23-2012, 11:28 PM
Latewave
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Since I'm waiting on Crowley to roast his rabbit I should more then likely list out your current resources for something to do.
X1 Common soul
X4 Lesser souls
Chicken Meat
Rabbit Haunch
Feathers
Leather
Bones
Also if you feel like bugging me. I do have an IRC for this
. #YouWonAHouse at irc.lunarnet.org:6667
08-23-2012, 11:38 PM
Moronis
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Oh, I thought you were gonna just have him auto cast it on a rabbit. My bad.
Crowley mumbles something vague and casts Burn 2 on a rabbit.
08-24-2012, 12:06 AM
Latewave
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Oh, I thought you were gonna just have him auto cast it on a rabbit. My bad.
Crowley mumbles something vague and casts Burn 2 on a rabbit.
Nah I don't presume to take an action for someone. But anyways.
The Butler finally takes you the rest of the way to the mansion.
You finally see the Mansion. It's totaled.
Because you guys have finally managed to get to the house you finally get the dun dun dun. House Repair chart. It shows what's damaged and to what degree.
Completely destroyed
Enchanting Room
Office
Furnance
Waterworks
Central Coolant
Mirror Room
Security Center
Alchemy Room
Somewhat Wrecked
Forge
Observatory
Grand Dining Room
Dining room medium
The Main Bathroom
The Main Bedroom
Damaged
Library
Farm
Main Kitchen
Hospital/Infirmry
Training Room
Lightly smashed
Treasury
Bedrooms
Bathrooms
Secondary Kitchen
Food Pantry and Storage
Untouched
Armory
Secondary buildings
Status
Extremely long way to go.
Wow that's a lot of work to do. Glad I'm not the one fixing it.
08-24-2012, 12:09 AM
MasterBlade
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Armory is untouched. THE ARMORMAID SHALL LOOT A NEW BREASTPLATE!
Demjou
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I turn to the butler as the strange maid man runs off and ask "Does he actually know where it is? Cause it seems like he just ran off in a random direction to me."
"Taking a look at the armory is a good idea though, mind showing the way?"
08-24-2012, 12:13 AM
SupahKiven
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Kiven follows THE ARMORMAID to the armory to grab a helmet or something. Then he scurries off to the Library to check out the damage.
08-24-2012, 12:19 AM
Latewave
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The Butler leads the way for anyone that wants to come.
The maid drags off all of the various dead monsters that are going to end up as food.
"I'm going to need this."
The maid rips something glowing out of the chickens body and goes towards the kitchen.
08-24-2012, 12:29 AM
Moronis
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Crowley stays with the Butler, hoping to see just what might lie in this armory.
08-24-2012, 12:58 AM
SupahKiven
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Kiven follows the Butler to the Armory and asks him some questions. "Is there a helmet there? Will you lead me to the Library? Is there a map? Do we really have no running water? How important is the main kitchen?"
08-24-2012, 01:02 AM
Latewave
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Kiven follows the Butler to the Armory and asks him some questions. "Is there a helmet there? Will you lead me to the Library? Is there a map? Do we really have no running water? How important is the main kitchen?"
"There are a couple helmets, after I show them to the armory, yes there is a map, No I do not have the map, we techinically have running water, and decently important."
08-24-2012, 01:33 AM
Cetus Amicus
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Luigi departs to take care of the main bathroom. Little does he know how much trouble this is going to give him...
He arrives at what he presumes to be the main bathroom. It's a real mess. He checks the state of the piping first.
08-24-2012, 06:07 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
The Butler shows off the Armory.
You see several swords, knives, some armor, and various other things that are in a armory. You also see a weird fist ax duck sorta thing, but the Butler warns you to not touch it.
He also points out the effect of the armory by grabbing a random sword and dropping it. The Sword returns to it's proper place.
Besides the Fist Ax Duck, you have free run to play with anything in here.
Luigi
The Master Bathroom is a mess. There is scrap metal everywhere, the plumbing is all broken, and rubble is covering the floor. It's a good thing you have a magic vacuum.
The Maid blink blinks
She forgot to gift the last gift.
She looks around if anyone can see her and snaps her fingers.
YOU GOT A THING
Minion Summon LVL 1
Summon Five minions to do whatever
Warp Inventory
A bag that lets you pull stuff out of the mansion. Works the other way around too.
08-24-2012, 06:19 PM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Sir Blades samles the blades, and also grabs a new cuirass.
He then proceeds to dust everything... except the fist axe duck. He leaves it alone.
08-24-2012, 06:21 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Crowley looks through for any sort of light armor he could wear under his suit. Because while the man is stoic, he does love looking good.
08-24-2012, 06:29 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Kiven grabs a helmet and puts it on his head, then yanks on the butler's sleeve. "Hey c'mon. Let's go to the library. You said we could."
08-24-2012, 06:29 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
I grin as I start looking around the armory, with a special focus on what seems to be a set of knives. A short examination later and I happily start attaching them, sheaths and all, to various sections of my body, before moving over to the armor and grabbing a decent looking set of leather armor and a cloak.
Heading off to put said armor on, I can't help but think that my friends would kill me if they could see all these new toys.
Walking out fully setup, I head to find a bedroom to claim, while trying to figure out what this bag that appeared is for.
08-24-2012, 06:36 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
The Butler leads Kiven off to the Library.
Whoa it's a wreck.
Rubble everywhere. Books all over the floor. Shattered bookcases.
Maybe you should try out your new minions and have them clean up the place?
What do I know thou?
08-24-2012, 06:41 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Kiven tries out the summon spell and tells the minions to clean up the rubble and to find unbroken book shelves to put the books on. He then starts picking up books and putting them into a pile.
08-24-2012, 06:42 PM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
First thing's first, Luigi vacuums up all the rubble and scrap metal from the area. He opens the trash compartment of the vacuum and dumps all the stuff into the WARP BAG, it'll probably come in handy later. After spending the rest of his time moving pipes and adjusting screws the main bathroom is fixed! ...kind of.
Most of the cosmetic bits are missing and there's nowhere to sit but IN THEORY it should be functional, if incredibly uncomfortable. Except the bathtub, that's gonna need to be completely replaced. Hopefully no-one is dumb enough to take a shower without at least standing in bucket or something first, otherwise we're going to have some flooding issues.
Now to test the thing. Luigi, brave explorer that he is, uses the toilet as warp pipe! Where he goes no-one knows!
(Except the GM. Send him wherever you want, as long as it's not miles away from here. I assume the toilets should lead to the waterworks but go ahead and mess me up if you want.)
08-24-2012, 06:53 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Seeing a nice bit of leather armor sitting on a rack, Crowley analyzes it, nods his head, and places it in the warp bag for later when he finds a changing room. Afterwards, he heads off in the direction Kiven and the Butler went.
08-24-2012, 07:03 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Walking through the mansion, I familarize myself with the layout as I search for a bedroom. Reaching one door that seems to be a bit bigger then the rest, I open it to find a utterly massive room covered in rubble and smashed furniture, with part of the roof caved in and allowing exposure to the elements. Just a simple glance tells me that even with those minions it would take days if not weeks to fully repair this room by hand. I shut the door and continue my search, eventually finding one in a very minor state of neglect and disrepair, I set my stuff down and have the minions get to work on the minor repairs and cleaning needed while I head back to take a closer look at that one room.
If it's as big as it seems, I might have my personal pet project for the next few weeks.
08-24-2012, 07:07 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Luigi ends up in the Waterworks. An interesting area full of weird waterfalls, Clockwork, pipes, and odd broken magic things. Another room full of rubble.
Is the water flowing up? I think something is broken here besides the obvious.
08-24-2012, 07:14 PM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Assumig the dusting is finished (cause I apparently dont get results for my actions), Sir Blade will smith feathers onto a claymore to create the Buster Duster. He then grabs tools and heads for the Enchanting Room.
08-24-2012, 07:24 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
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Assumig the dusting is finished (cause I apparently dont get results for my actions), Sir Blade will smith feathers onto a claymore to create the Buster Duster. He then grabs tools and heads for the Enchanting Room.
/me shrugs.
+ 2 to dusting then? Also the Forge and Enchanting rooms are busted. In a different way then other rooms. But in the same kinda way as the Waterworks.
08-24-2012, 07:32 PM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
The first thing to do in fixing enchanted rubble piles is MORE DUSTING!
Then, when all the rubble is nice and clean, we summon the minions to start hauling the pieces to aother part of the mansion to be reassemled. Extra care is taken to uncover and touch as many broken enchanting circles as possible because they are bound to give Sir Blade superpowers. Like spiderman!
08-24-2012, 08:06 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
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The first thing to do in fixing enchanted rubble piles is MORE DUSTING!
Then, when all the rubble is nice and clean, we summon the minions to start hauling the pieces to aother part of the mansion to be reassemled. Extra care is taken to uncover and touch as many broken enchanting circles as possible because they are bound to give Sir Blade superpowers. Like spiderman!
Or Cancer. Can't forget the cancer.
Most of the stuff in the enchanting room is smashed beyond repair.
What? It's no fun if everything can be repaired with light effort after all.
Don't worry you get to find out what happened at Dinner. ;p
08-24-2012, 08:19 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Kiven wipes his hands on his jeans and admires his handiwork in the library. He then peeks his head out of the library door and wanders down the hallway and heads into the first door he comes across.
08-24-2012, 08:28 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Kiven has wandered into a bathroom. It's lightly broken. Is that a frog suit in the corner?
08-24-2012, 08:41 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Crowley walks to the Treasury, hoping to inspect the damages and with any luck repair them.
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
The Treasury roof is caved in. This is one of the jobs I'd recommend minions for. Wouldn't want a player to get squished accidently.
08-24-2012, 09:11 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
"Well that's unfortunate. Suppose I should get the help to assist with this endeavor." Crowley says, straightening his tie and snapping his fingers to summon minions.
08-24-2012, 09:14 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Kiven cleans up the bathroom to the best of his current ability and keeps wandering, going into another random room.
08-24-2012, 09:21 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
You walk into the Forge. Apparently someone broke the laws of physics because you're walking on the roof. Maybe you should leave this room for now?
08-24-2012, 09:25 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Kiven slowly backs out of the room and goes back to fixing the library. After yo-yoing for a minute to see what happens.
08-24-2012, 10:40 PM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Slogging through the waterworks, Luigi discovers a schematic!
08-25-2012, 12:13 AM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
I receive a notice that the minions are done as I leave the large room. My investigation has shown that it would be far too much effort to fix and repair right now, and I've decided to put my labor towards fixing up more useful areas of the house. Heading off to the training room to see if it's in good enough shape to play with my new knives, only to find a large amount of rubble strewn about the room amongst the smashed remains of various training aids.
I sigh as I signal the minions to start clearing the rubble as I start going through what's left of the equipment hoping I can salvage some of it.
08-25-2012, 06:17 AM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Oh well,the stuff is trashed. At least we can start rebuilding the rooms, right?
Request the minions to retrieve building materials from wherever they're being stored and start building the walls and roof back up.
The seemingly useless enchanting circle pieces are thrown in a pile outside the hall. Sir Masters fails to realize they have turned his alien suit into her real skin. One of the minions does, however, and puts a caution sign on the pile.
08-25-2012, 07:43 AM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Crowley merely looks on with a look of mild amusement as the minions take what appears to be a giant log and use it to prop the collapsed ceiling into something vaguely stable. "That's one method to repair a broken roof, I suppose."
08-25-2012, 06:16 PM
Latewave
You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
The Maid has finished fixing the kitchen using the Chicken's soul. All of the knives and various other odds and ends are moving on there own now. Cleaning, Processing and cooking the monsters. Soon Lunch will be ready.
08-25-2012, 06:30 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
08-25-2012, 06:36 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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08-25-2012, 10:00 PM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Miss Blade of Masters attempts to use the soul of the mutant bunny to patch up the finished restructured walls to be good as new.
This should move the room from completely destroyed to in serious need of repair, or better.
She then proceeds to the main kitchen to try and patch that area up.
08-25-2012, 10:12 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Crowley walks to the training room and puts a lesser soul to use to try and fix the place up, hopefully getting into a usable condition.
08-25-2012, 10:48 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Kiven uses a lesser soul to fix up the rest of the library, then pulls out a book and random and starts reading.
08-26-2012, 03:03 AM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
I grin at Crowley as I use my handy telekinesis to move the last of the rubble into a pile in the corner for the minions to dispose of, looking around after ceasing use of my artifact. The room still looks a bit worn down, though it's more of a lived in feel now then the something blew up here feel of before. Unfortunately, the only equipment I was able to salvage was some very basic targets for what seems to be archery, and a couple of training dummies for use with swords and similar sized weapons, leaving the room fixed but near empty.
Thanking my fellow resident for the help, I move on next door to the attached infirmary...or is it a mini hospital? Either way, the medical purpose of the room is obvious, even if the equipment is destroyed beyond repair. Directing the minions to the rubble as usual, I pull out what seems to be our last soul, and after a bit of thought, start using it to ensure the walls, ceiling, and floor are as good as new. After all, no good having a room for healing if the roof crashes down on people.
08-26-2012, 04:40 AM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Welp, a schematic is a schematic, no matter how blurry. Time to doodle on it in hopes of mapping the current state of things.
http://i.imgur.com/y0NIW.png
This place is dangerous, the piping is broken, there's unstable beams everywhere, and most of this stuff doesn't even resemble anything useful.
Luigi decides now would be a great time to call upon some help! Using his Summon Minions spell he conjures up... five gloombas. Oh wow, talk about bad luck, these guys can't even hold things. Luigi orders them to patrol back and forth in case there's monsters around or something. In the meantime he occupies himself trying to find a way out without collapsing the house.
Once he gets out of here he's gonna have to break the bad news to everyone that none of toilets are going to work in these conditions...
08-26-2012, 09:06 AM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
"You are most welcome." Crowley states with a nod, before heading off to the farm to inspect the damages.
08-26-2012, 01:51 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Originally Posted by MasterBlade View Post
Miss Blade of Masters attempts to use the soul of the mutant bunny to patch up the finished restructured walls to be good as new.
This should move the room from completely destroyed to in serious need of repair, or better.
She then proceeds to the main kitchen to try and patch that area up.
Wow, feeding a lesser soul to a room that badly damaged. It's like a putting a drop of water in a empty pool. Yeah, you're gonna have to get something stronger and feed it's soul to it.
You open the door to the Main Kitchen. Knives home in towards you. You quickly shut the door. Wow. Yeah I don't recommend going in there right now.
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Crowley walks to the training room and puts a lesser soul to use to try and fix the place up, hopefully getting into a usable condition.
Good choice of soul. While not enough to fill the room it's still got you half way done.
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Kiven uses a lesser soul to fix up the rest of the library, then pulls out a book and random and starts reading.
The way the Maid is making strangling motions with her hands has you feeling like you wasted a soul on something that's rather easy to fix. But hey at least you have books right?
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I grin at Crowley as I use my handy telekinesis to move the last of the rubble into a pile in the corner for the minions to dispose of, looking around after ceasing use of my artifact. The room still looks a bit worn down, though it's more of a lived in feel now then the something blew up here feel of before. Unfortunately, the only equipment I was able to salvage was some very basic targets for what seems to be archery, and a couple of training dummies for use with swords and similar sized weapons, leaving the room fixed but near empty.
Thanking my fellow resident for the help, I move on next door to the attached infirmary...or is it a mini hospital? Either way, the medical purpose of the room is obvious, even if the equipment is destroyed beyond repair. Directing the minions to the rubble as usual, I pull out what seems to be our last soul, and after a bit of thought, start using it to ensure the walls, ceiling, and floor are as good as new. After all, no good having a room for healing if the roof crashes down on people.
Another good choice. The soul creates some quick patches for this room. You want access to the magic in here thou you'll need to feed it a bit more, maybe if you have had one more soul? Why do you hear a scream of rage from the Maid? It's almost if she wants to murder someone. Well at least it's not you right?
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Welp, a schematic is a schematic, no matter how blurry. Time to doodle on it in hopes of mapping the current state of things.
http://i.imgur.com/y0NIW.png
This place is dangerous, the piping is broken, there's unstable beams everywhere, and most of this stuff doesn't even resemble anything useful.
Luigi decides now would be a great time to call upon some help! Using his Summon Minions spell he conjures up... five gloombas. Oh wow, talk about bad luck, these guys can't even hold things. Luigi orders them to patrol back and forth in case there's monsters around or something. In the meantime he occupies himself trying to find a way out without collapsing the house.
Once he gets out of here he's gonna have to break the bad news to everyone that none of toilets are going to work in these conditions...
Luigi you are my favorite. So much. You spot a door leading to the rest of the basement. Do you dare going in or do you try to get out using the pipes?
Hey look something shiny? Maybe you should pick it up?
Room Library is now fixed
The Training room and Infirmary are now Half fixed
Hmm not bad? v('-')v
08-26-2012, 02:00 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Entering the Farm, Crowley looks around with a look of mild shock at the carnage. From what he can see and his poor knowledge of agriculture, the farm is quite beyond his current ability to repair. So instead, Crowley shrugs and goes off in search of something he can hopefully fight for a soul to finish up repairs on the training room.
08-26-2012, 02:12 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
You walk to the edge of the property looking for something to fight. Well you see something weird. It seems that there is the weird barrier in the ground. But it looks like it was large before. Hmm. Well you walk to the other side of it and find well something to fight. It's a Wolf? Well it looks like one. But I didn't think they were blue or had little whirlwinds around there legs.
FIGHT RUN GIFT?
08-26-2012, 02:15 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
"Ah, now here is what appears to be a lively specimen." Crowley smirks, casting Scan LVL 2 to get a better idea of just what this thing is before making any hasty decisions.
08-26-2012, 02:23 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Sirius
Wolf Beast
Strong Fire
Weak Water
Attribute Wind
Common Soul
Native to plains? What's one doing around here.
Known for fast movements.
Tame able
08-26-2012, 02:49 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Sighing as the seemingly automated repairs slow down and cease, I recall the minions and leave the infirmary clear if still in somewhat obvious need of repair.
Several minutes later I exit the mansion to take a look around the grounds and decide to see just how far out the grounds go. Making my way through the treeline, I shiver slightly as a small chill runs up and down my spine.
08-26-2012, 02:56 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Sighing as the seemingly automated repairs slow down and cease, I recall the minions and leave the infirmary clear if still in somewhat obvious need of repair.
Several minutes later I exit the mansion to take a look around the grounds and decide to see just how far out the grounds go. Making my way through the treeline, I shiver slightly as a small chill runs up and down my spine.
Tiny eyes are staring at you. You hear yipping?
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
I pause as I hear a faint noise coming from somewhere nearby. Taking a moment to try and figure out where it's coming from I start moving in a attempt to get closer to and find the source of the noise.
08-26-2012, 02:59 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Suddenly you are attacked and defeated by puppies. Blue and red mixed puppies that are gnawing on you.
They demand that you hand over all of the yummys.
Hey look there is Mr. Crowley and is that two wolves?.
08-26-2012, 03:12 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
I grin at the mass of canines and happy start pulling out some bones and meat for them.
08-26-2012, 03:17 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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I grin at the mass of canines and happy start pulling out some bones and meat for them.
You get Mass of affectionate puppies. And the Red wolf walks over and nudges you. Hey it seems that these guys aren't aggressive. Wonder why?
08-26-2012, 03:20 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Trying and failing to remove the smile from my face I start scratching and petting the mass of puppies. Eventually I manage to extricate myself from the puppies and start examining the wolf that I can only assume is one of the parents.
08-26-2012, 03:34 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Trying and failing to remove the smile from my face I start scratching and petting the mass of puppies. Eventually I manage to extricate myself from the puppies and start examining the wolf that I can only assume is one of the parents.
You spot a collar. It has a nametag that says Garm and it's from the Mansion Kennel. Wait? This place has a Kennel?
08-26-2012, 03:38 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
The massive grin finally fades from my face as I stand up, but my good mood is rather obvious to see. Looking around at the group of canines, I decide that Garm is obviously smarter then they look and ask them to show me the way to the kennel.
08-26-2012, 03:43 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
The Garm shows you the way to the Kennel. Wow. It's rather big and rather trashed. It seems this place had more then these two once. And apparently the lead puppy is stalking you. I think it likes you.
08-26-2012, 03:44 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Shrugging, figuring the wolf must be someone's pet or something, Crowley pulls out any of the remaining food stuffs in the bag and offers it to the Sirius.
08-26-2012, 03:49 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
I sigh as I take in the utterly trashed state of the building, knowing that there's no way it could be fixed by what I have access to. I turn around and head back to the remainder of the puppies, picking up the puppy that must have followed me after almost tripping over him.
As I sit there and watch the tiny horde munch away, their...mother? father?...parent watching over them with a lazy but attentive eye, I start to think about how these little guys would probably make good guard dogs and hunters after they grow a bit. I spend a bit just talking with Garm about if they would want to come stay at the mansion till we can fix the kennel, though it takes a bit of time to work out a simple communication method. Who knows, maybe there's a way to actually talk to them back at the mansion or something.
08-26-2012, 03:53 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
The wolf chows down on the offered food.
The Garm agrees to come to the mansion.
You've got
Hoard of Mixed Breed Puppies
Wind Elemental Beast Sirius
Fire Elemental Beast Garm
08-26-2012, 03:56 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Walking back to mansion, I can't help but feel amused at the two wolf beasts following me and Crowley, and in turn being followed by their brood. Turning to Crowley, I ask "Just me, or do you feel like your leading a animal parade?"
08-26-2012, 04:02 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Crowley smiles a full genuine smile, though this disappears as a thought strikes him.
"Yes. It is rather odd that we were not informed of the kennel though. Well now. Seems there really is more to this place than we originally thought." Crowley states, a calm, analytical look replacing the smile. Crowley sits down and pets the Sirius, before getting back up and heading back to the mansion.
08-26-2012, 04:08 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
"Yeah, I've been getting the feeling that butler wasn't telling the whole story since the thing with the maid and the chicken. That, and who the hell can actually use SOULS in a form like that?"
I slow a bit as the mansion comes into sight and several of the puppies start running around the open grounds playing. The Butler is currently standing on the steps just outside the doorway, as if he was waiting for us to return.
08-26-2012, 04:13 PM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Luigi you are my favorite. So much. You spot a door leading to the rest of the basement. Do you dare going in or do you try to get out using the pipes?
Hey look something shiny? Maybe you should pick it up?
Luigi: Pick up the shiny thing with your vacuum. That's how you've always done it before.
08-26-2012, 04:15 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Luigi: Pick up the shiny thing with your vacuum. That's how you've always done it before.
Well You've sucked up a blue medal thing.It seems familiar. Man I'm getting Deja Vu again.
08-26-2012, 04:24 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Kiven heads outside the mansion to check out the back yard and some of the secondary buildings.
08-26-2012, 04:29 PM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Alright! A blue medal! Now Luigi can add fireman to his increasing list of professions!
Let's check out that door, real careful like.
08-26-2012, 05:23 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Crowley straightens the tie on his suit and approaches the Butler.
"I would like to know as to why we were not informed of the kennel and would like to be made awares of what other sort of facilities lie on the estate that you have not informed us of."
08-26-2012, 05:47 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Originally Posted by Moronis View Post
Crowley straightens the tie on his suit and approaches the Butler.
"I would like to know as to why we were not informed of the kennel and would like to be made awares of what other sort of facilities lie on the estate that you have not informed us of."
"You noticed the boundary did you not? The Mansion has been in decline. The last master wasn't very good at his job and thus the building began eating itself to keep from exploding. Once the Boundary went out much further and we could claim those as our own but as is? Well it's not very safe for you and we cannot pass the boundary ourselves."
"At Lunch we'll explain the reason it's like this further."
08-26-2012, 05:54 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
"Very well then. If you need me, I'll be wandering around looking for things less peaceful then our wolfish companions were. Our supply of souls seems to have dwindled. Any suggestions on where to go?" Crowley says, taking the information in.
08-26-2012, 08:42 PM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Originally Posted by Latewave View Post
You open the door to the Main Kitchen. Knives home in towards you. You quickly shut the door. Wow. Yeah I don't recommend going in there right now.
If those knives think they can pin down an astrological iron plated temptress they have another thing coming.
Miss Masters takes several suits of armor and pushes them in front of the door. She then swings it open and steps back, ready to knock away any knives that don't get stuck in her decoys.
08-26-2012, 09:14 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Originally Posted by MasterBlade View Post
If those knives think they can pin down an astrological iron plated temptress they have another thing coming.
Miss Masters takes several suits of armor and pushes them in front of the door. She then swings it open and steps back, ready to knock away any knives that don't get stuck in her decoys.
The knives slice through the armor like a hot knife through butter. But then knives used to cut up monsters would need to be sharp wouldn't it?
Wait is the kitchen eating the armor?
08-26-2012, 09:16 PM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
...
BACKUP PLAN! Throw a duster at the swarm of knives, get them to start chasing you!
08-26-2012, 09:22 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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BACKUP PLAN! Throw a duster at the swarm of knives, get them to start chasing you!
The massed kitchen utensils are annoyed at all called knives. The spoons personally declare a blood feud. The Wise Fridge declares War. Well. You wanted a war, well got a war. the knives and various other kitchen Utensils are now chasing you.
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Miss Masters doubles back to the armory. She dashes behind the Fist Ax Duck.
The maid shakes her frills in intimidation. Their move now.
08-26-2012, 09:37 PM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Luigi is apparently having trouble opening a door. Is it even there? Or did someone just paint some door-like graffiti on the wall?
08-26-2012, 09:37 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Crowley continues to wander the estates, hoping to fight some more of those odd mutant rabbits.
08-26-2012, 09:45 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Having left the pups safely in the bounds of the mansion, I head back to continue exploring the forested area.
08-26-2012, 10:01 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Luigi is apparently having trouble opening a door. Is it even there? Or did someone just paint some door-like graffiti on the wall?
Apparently the stuff inside the knob is rusted. Luigi manages to get himself free. Whoa it's weird in here. Water, Ice, and Fire are dueling in this area. Good thing you found that Water thing? Put out some fires and hope for the best.
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Crowley continues to wander the estates, hoping to fight some more of those odd mutant rabbits.
Well you found something all right. It's a mouse made of cheese. I wonder how it tastes?
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Having left the pups safely in the bounds of the mansion, I head back to continue exploring the forested area.
The Garm is following you. Apparently they like you. Who knew? Wait are those Goblins? Well I think those are. Wonder what they are doing so close to the area?
08-26-2012, 10:02 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Crowley actually looks shocked for a brief moment before resuming his normal look of raw stoicness and Scanning the Cheese Mouse.
08-26-2012, 10:13 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Cheese Mouse
Tasty Monster
It's made of Gouda
Weak to Fire
It'd be good as a fondue
Lesser soul.
08-26-2012, 10:15 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Crowley looks at the cheese mouse, then the book, then the mouse again. Then, smirks. Then, burns it alive with Burn 2.
08-26-2012, 10:19 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Crowley looks at the cheese mouse, then the book, then the mouse again. Then, smirks. Then, burns it alive with Burn 2.
You got
Lesser Soul
Tasty Cheese
08-26-2012, 10:22 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Crowley places everything in the bag, then continues to search for more creatures to flambe.
08-26-2012, 10:24 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Signalling to Garm to be quiet, I attempt to be as stealthy as I can and move close enough to find out what's going on.
08-26-2012, 10:54 PM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Miss Masters appears in a random room after nearly being slaughtered mercilessly. She marks the armory on the list as "Imminemt danger, do not enter"
She then goes to the secondary kitchens to aid the other maid with dinner and such.
08-26-2012, 11:28 PM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Luigi examines the room for anything interesting. If there is nothing interesting there he leaves.
08-26-2012, 11:32 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Kiven wanders to the first available staircase and attempts to get to the attic, if there is one.
08-27-2012, 10:11 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
09-05-2012, 05:30 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Crowley places everything in the bag, then continues to search for more creatures to flambe.
As you look around the forest area it starts to rain. Maybe you should get back inside. Or not. I don't particularly care which way you go. I have fun either way.
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Signalling to Garm to be quiet, I attempt to be as stealthy as I can and move close enough to find out what's going on.
"You gobs, YOU LOST THE GOBLIN STONE. The boss will eat my skull for this. We need to find it before it starts raining." The head goblin is in a panic. Wonder if it's the prospect of rain or the skull eating that's scaring him more?
You feel a few drops of rain. Maybe you should get out of here? Because those goblins have booked it. Thou you may want to mark this area as important. But hey what am I here for?
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Luigi examines the room for anything interesting. If there is nothing interesting there he leaves.
YOU GOT A THING
Single use item
Green Shell
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Kiven wanders to the first available staircase and attempts to get to the attic, if there is one.
You climb and climb and climb and climb trying to reach the top. Whoa it's like you've been walking for a week. You've reached the Attic if this warped place could be called such a thing. Do you dare to try go through an obvious place for magical traps or do you turn around? Who knows? The Shadow knows of course.
And yeah the minions are unique to you.
Also watch out for Grues.
09-05-2012, 05:40 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. It's Raining. You should Run.
I do a quick search for the stone they mentioned, but finding nothing, make my way back to the house. After all, if rain is enough to make them run, I'd rather not find out why.
09-05-2012, 05:47 PM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. It's Raining. You should Run.
Okay, Luigi is fucking fed-up with this sewer level bullshit, he takes the nearest pipe back to the first floor (OR JUST ANY FLOOR JESUS CHRIST) and heads to the dining room to wait for the others, apparently there's some staff meeting or something going on, Luigi figures that's as good a time as any to catch some Zs.
09-05-2012, 05:54 PM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. It's Raining. You should Run.
"Lets see, I nearly got myself killed, was insulted by spiritbound cutlery, and my voice has been weak since i messed with that enchanting room."
"I'm going to need to straighten up if I'm to survive this job. You must teach me the art of the maid!"
09-05-2012, 06:33 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. It's Raining. You should Run.
Kiven retreats down the stairs and heads to the dining room. He resolves to ask the butler and maid about a carving into the door frame near the attic saying 'The Shadow knows.' Sounds like a ghost story.
09-05-2012, 06:59 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. It's Raining. You should Run.
Crowley pauses, notices the rain, shrugs, and heads back to the relative shelter of the mansion. He's resolved to continue hunting somewhere with a bit more warmth and dryness.
09-05-2012, 07:16 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. It's Raining. You should Run.
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Originally Posted by Cetus Amicus View Post
Okay, Luigi is fucking fed-up with this sewer level bullshit, he takes the nearest pipe back to the first floor (OR JUST ANY FLOOR JESUS CHRIST) and heads to the dining room to wait for the others, apparently there's some staff meeting or something going on, Luigi figures that's as good a time as any to catch some Zs.
Luigi takes a nap +10 sleep ExP
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"Lets see, I nearly got myself killed, was insulted by spiritbound cutlery, and my voice has been weak since i messed with that enchanting room."
"I'm going to need to straighten up if I'm to survive this job. You must teach me the art of the maid!"
The Maid Smiles. You should be afraid right now.
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Kiven retreats down the stairs and heads to the dining room. He resolves to ask the butler and maid about a carving into the door frame near the attic saying 'The Shadow knows.' Sounds like a ghost story.
/me shrugs I had to make a joke
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Crowley pauses, notices the rain, shrugs, and heads back to the relative shelter of the mansion. He's resolved to continue hunting somewhere with a bit more warmth and dryness.
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I do a quick search for the stone they mentioned, but finding nothing, make my way back to the house. After all, if rain is enough to make them run, I'd rather not find out why.
Did you think it was that easy? It starts pouring on your heads. And with that I have to say a line from a disney song. Your in my world now, not your world and I got friends on the otherside.
Welcome to the Otherside, Version Forest of Mist.
The Forest has morphed. Taking a more desolate tone. Purple mists swarm around your feet. Moans are on the wind.
"Don't want to diiiieeeee"
Welp.
OBJECTIVES
Find your way out/Or Kill the Creature that brought you here
One of these is harder then the other. ;p
09-05-2012, 07:40 PM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. It's Raining. You should Run.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGMN-gNfdaY
Training montage. Be a Man Maid.
09-05-2012, 07:44 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. It's Raining. You should Run.
Kiven heads off to the training room, and picks up anything shiny he sees on the way there.
09-05-2012, 07:53 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. It's Raining. You should Run.
Suitably disturbed by the sudden change in the surrounding area, I pick up the pace while asking Garm to keep a eye out for whatever the hell is making those sounds.
'Damn it, this is feeling more and more like something out of Silent Hill. If I see anything with a cleaver, all bets are off.'
You Won A Mansion. And Nothing got done.
If the words Maid, Resource Management, Monster hunting, Humor, and/or being silly catch your attention then I have a game for you. But first a little plot.
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE WON!
On the date this letter to you was postmarked you were entered into a sweepstakes drawing with the grand prize of your very own MANSION. Which you* won! Since this is a limited time offer, you should come to collect the deed to the mansion on the date printed below. What's that? Why should I believe some letter printed on low grade printer paper by the thousands you say? Let me tell you about the mansion!
The mansion you won has no fewer than TWELVE (12) bedrooms and NINE (bathrooms)! That's enough to house four whole families, or a whole Mormon family. The mansion has two separate dining rooms and adjoining kitchens as well as a grand dining room--or ballroom if you or your daughter is the princess type. Add in an observatory and a library and you're set for all the entertainment you could want short of wi-fi internet.
In order to help facilitate the transfer of ownership, please fill out the attached questionaire and present it upon arrival.
Please make your way to the location marked on the map on the day noted, and wait outside the gate for our representative.
P.S. Ignore any glowing markings on that gate, they're just for...decoration, let's go with that.
*You and whoever else shows up to claim the oversized house
Questionare
What!... Is your name?
WHAT!... is your favorite Color
WHAT!!!!....is the airspeed of a unladen swallow?"
What is your date of origin?
Tell us about your pitiful human life
IF you were playing a game what would you stat yourself with using the three stats below. You have 10 points
STR
SPD
INT
What do you think of maids?
What do you think of a cold unfeeling bastard of a butler that doesn't believe the maid's plan will work and will totally owe the maid five bucks.
Do you believe in life after love?
We're starting to run out of questions what do you think of that?
Have fun
Demjou: Nick
Moronis: Mr. Crowley What goes on in your head, Mr. Crowley
Kiven: Oreo Fiend
Masterblade
Fresh Meat
Sargon
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Later I may feel in more fresh meat.
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
After confirming that the date stated on the note is today, a quick check of the map and a bit of fiddling with my phones GPS, and I'm off to see this mystery mansion. A somewhat long drive later, I pull up outside what appears to be a rather worn down gate, though it still seems more then sturdy enough to stand up to any impact I could give it. Several minutes of examination and experimentation later, and I resign myself to waiting, having found no way to open the gate from this side, and not wanting to bother trying to climb the wall. I head back to my car, figuring if I have to wait, I might as well do it in A/C and enjoying some music.
08-21-2012, 11:49 PM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Sir Blade of Masters does a little stalking to check what sort of outfit would be most fitting for this trip. The Monty Python motif of the questionaire makes him think he should bring a suit of armor, but the clear tension between the staff makes him thing he should go dressed as a french maid outfit. Then there was the omnipotent feeling, perhaps an alien suit?
After an hour of work, he attaches a breastplate to the maid uniform and wears the alien suit underneath. Totally pimping.
08-21-2012, 11:58 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Kiven packs his clothes and does a few rounds of his house. Not that it really matters. He's won a mansion! Well... he's sharing, but HE WON A MANSION. At least, that's what the flyer said. Aw, who cares? Mansion! He loads everything (Which actually isn't that much, just a bag of clothes, a leather briefcase full of science equipment, and a backpack full of Oreos) into his small car and drives off. His mind is already wandering... Oh boy, new friends, lots of room, places to experiment, I heard there are maids and butlers, and there's probably a swimming pool. As he heads down the road, his thoughts eventually settle into the small puddle of 'What sorts of new things will happen there?'
08-21-2012, 11:58 PM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Not wanting to be left in last place AGAIN, Luigi completely ignores (taking a quick look at a scrap of paper,) "Nick" and makes his own entrance.
08-22-2012, 12:46 AM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
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Not wanting to be left in last place AGAIN, Luigi completely ignores (taking a quick look at a scrap of paper,) "Nick" and makes his own entrance.
A man with gleeming glasses stops you before you head too far.
"You have to wait for the others for now."
He smiles
08-22-2012, 01:28 AM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
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"You have to wait for the others for now."
"W-wait for the others? T-t-that means I'm FIRST? WAHOOOOOOOO!"
Luigi gets so excited he starts jumping up and down and flapping his arms and breakdancing...!
How embarrassing... it's a good thing no-one is around to see this.
Oh wait.
08-22-2012, 02:13 AM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
http://i.imgur.com/lIsQ7.png
This guy walks up behind Luigi. He claims to be Sir Blade of Masters.
...his outfit is kindof scaring everyone.
08-22-2012, 02:30 AM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Luigi stops his prancing about and looks at (a scrap of paper,) "Sir Blade of Masters."
After a long contemplative period of looking the new arrival up and down, Luigi raises his brow up an inch and asks a question, "Are you here to be my stunt double?"
08-22-2012, 02:38 AM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
"No, I'm here because I won a mansion."
"..."
"Its my property, I am allowed to dress however I like."
08-22-2012, 02:49 AM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
"Oh, did you read the fine print? You're not the only won!"
(...Awkward silence as he remembers that pun does not translate into speech well,) Luigi pretends to cough, "So, um, just between you and me, I'm totally down with crossdressing, yeah."
He looks around nervously.
08-22-2012, 06:40 AM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
It is the day that Jeremiah Crowley can finally escape this stinky hovel he'd been forced to shelter in since his unfortunate escapade involving the mayor's son. In preparation, he packs all that he owns. A few suits, some food, and a flashlight. His scrap with that brat has drained his resources I am afraid.
Walking towards the mansion in a well fitted blue suit, Jeremiah Crowley surveys those around him and speaks.
"Might I inquire as to what you are all doing here on this day?"
08-22-2012, 08:56 AM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Kiven pulls up in front of the mansion and gets out of his car. 'So these are the others." he thinks. He jogs up to the others with a dopey grin on his face. "Hey guys and uh..." he gazes at Sir Blade of Masters. "Well anyway. So I guess you all won the mansion too! That's great!" He excitedly pulls out an Oreo and goes to stand next to the others at the mansion's entrance.
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Relaxing in my car, I've spent the last hour watching as various people arrive, and with each one I feel a slight unease growing in my gut. The first one to arrive after me seems fairly normal, if a bit obsessed with green. The second though...I don't even want to know what kind of odd mind would go out in public in that outfit...assuming it actually IS a outfit. The third arrives on foot in a rather nice suit, but I can't help feeling like he's hiding or running from something. The last one is the only one that seems to have the sense to drive here, and save for the smile that makes him seem slightly drugged, he seems normal.
I exit and lock my car, joining the rest of the group with silent apprehension as I realize 'Oh god. I'm actually one of the most normal people here. This won't end well'
08-22-2012, 11:54 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
All of the prospective masters have reached the gate. The Glasses wearing man leads them in past the tunnel but stops before he gets too far.
"Now let me introduce myself, I am the butler for this Mansion."
A Wild MEIDO Approaches.
RUN FIGHT ITEM TALK
TALK <
The Maid looks at the Butler, "Told you it would work. You owe me five bucks."
"Fine, Fine, I didn't think anyone would be stupid enough to answer that pamplet but here we are. Five new masters."
The Maid "We have six masters, you should pay me five bucks for each"
"Wrong, We have five masters and a new maid"
"Hmm?"
"Obviously the alien maid is applying for the maid position. It's obvious. We need a better one anyways"
"You saying I'm a bad maid?"
"No, I'm saying with a new one you can be even lazier"
Suddenly a giant flying chicken attacks the Maid. The Butler ignores it completely and speaks.
"Anyways, welcome to the mansion. We currently have twelve bedrooms, five of which have an attached bathroom. There are nine bathrooms not counting the ones that are attached to the bedrooms. There are several on each floor."
"As for the other rooms, we have two kitchens one of which is on the second floor and the larger on the First, two dining rooms which are attached to the kitchens, a pantry and a grand dining hall on the first floor. The library is on on the third floor and covers an unusually large number of subjects for one of it's size, the observatory is on the roof; the telescope is rather powerful.
"Some of the more... unusual locations include our old armory and forge, A room that can only be described as Enchanting, along with the Infirmary and Old Training hall, all on the first floor."
"On the second floor, we have the Main Office, Treasury, Security Center, and The Mirror Room. Down in the basement is mostly storage and utilitys such as the main furnace, central coolant control, and the waterworks. While out back we have a farm for growing various foods and livestock. We would like to suggest however that you stay away from the graveyard for the time being."
He turns to face the Maid, "Finish it off, it's squaking is giving me a headache."
The Maid looks down at the steel chair in her hands, "But I was having fun."
"Have fun later."
The Butler looks at the assembled group "Any Questions?"
08-23-2012, 12:04 AM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
"If I say I'm responding to the letter and apply for the maid position simultaneously will I get paid for my stay here?"
08-23-2012, 12:10 AM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
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"If I say I'm responding to the letter and apply for the maid position simultaneously will I get paid for my stay here?"
Suddenly the Pamplet in your hand is replaced with a filled out application that has all of your details on it.
"I see no letter, I do see an application for the maid position however."
08-23-2012, 12:11 AM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
"Will you lead me to the library? Can I have a chicken as a pet? Can he stay in my room?"
08-23-2012, 12:12 AM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
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"Will you lead me to the library? Can I have a chicken as a pet? Can he stay in my room?"
"In order, Eventually, yes you can, and no."
08-23-2012, 12:15 AM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
"Okay, so we all "won" a mansion, which is apparently more then big enough for all of us and then some."
I stare him dead in the eye, though behind him I notice the bird seems to be trying to...tap out?
"What's the catch?"
08-23-2012, 12:16 AM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
"This will be suitable. I shall assume one of the rooms without a bathroom because that gives me time to clean and stuff on midnight bathroom stops."
08-23-2012, 12:20 AM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
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Originally Posted by Demjou View Post
"Okay, so we all "won" a mansion, which is apparently more then big enough for all of us and then some."
I stare him dead in the eye, though behind him I notice the bird seems to be trying to...tap out?
"What's the catch?"
The Butler is smiling.
"The Catch is rather simple really. It needs to be fixed up slightly."
"However if you accept we have some gifts."
The Butler's glasses seem to be glowing?
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"This will be suitable. I shall assume one of the rooms without a bathroom because that gives me time to clean and shit on midnight bathroom stops."
The Butler simply cackles a bit.
08-23-2012, 12:22 AM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
"...And how much is... slightly"
08-23-2012, 12:25 AM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
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"...And how much is... slightly"
"It just needs some repairs."
08-23-2012, 12:31 AM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
"Whoa whoa whoa, repairs? I'm your man right here! Luigi, certified plumber and part-time mechanic!"
"So what are we fixing first?"
08-23-2012, 12:34 AM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
"...Fine. Lead on. I got nothing better to do this year."
I glance behind me at the two who have been almost completely silent so far.
"Any of you guys coming along, or are me and Luigi gonna get to share with Maid Nut and the Oreo Chicken over there?"
08-23-2012, 12:37 AM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
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"Whoa whoa whoa, repairs? I'm your man right here! Luigi, certified plumber and part-time mechanic!"
"So what are we fixing first?"
"Well the Main Bathroom does need some plumbing repairs."
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"...Fine. Lead on. I got nothing better to do this year."
I glance behind me at the two who have been almost completely silent so far.
"Any of you guys coming along, or are me and Luigi gonna get to share with Maid Nut and the Oreo Chicken over there?"
The Butler's smile at your acceptance of the role of master is eerie.
08-23-2012, 12:40 AM
The Sovereign Slayer
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
What!... Is your name?
Midnight Sparkle!!
WHAT!... is your favorite Color
Green!! No Brown!! No Green!! No Both!!
WHAT!!!!....is the airspeed of a unladen swallow?"
Depends, European or African?
What is your date of origin?
??/??/????
Tell us about your pitiful human life
Im a Pony, Silly!!
IF you were playing a game what would you stat yourself with using the three stats below. You have 10 points
STR : 2
SPD : 4
INT : 4
What do you think of maids?
Coooool!!
What do you think of a cold unfeeling bastard of a butler that doesn't believe the maid's plan will work and will totally owe the maid five bucks.
Erm... No.
Do you believe in life after love?
I CAN FEEEEL SOMETHING INSIDE ME SAY, I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU'RE STRONG ENOUGH, NO!!
We're starting to run out of questions what do you think of that?
Yayyyyy
08-23-2012, 12:47 AM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
I don't have words. You have literally hit me with a verbal brick. I don't understand. What?
08-23-2012, 12:55 AM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
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"Well the Main Bathroom does need some plumbing repairs."
"Main Bathroom, got it! Do you have a map anywhere? Some schematics would help too."
Luigi seems really eager to do something.
Then again maybe 'eager' is the wrong word... perhaps 'anxious' is more accurate.
08-23-2012, 01:04 AM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
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"Main Bathroom, got it! Do you have a map anywhere? Some schematics would help too."
Luigi seems really eager to do something.
Then again maybe 'eager' is the wrong word... perhaps 'anxious' is more accurate.
"It's much easier to show you."
08-23-2012, 01:09 AM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
"Lead the way!"
He doesn't seem to care who's leading, so long as it's not himself.
08-23-2012, 06:40 AM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
"I have one question. What caused these damages exactly? I'd like to know a bit more about what I'm leaping into. Of course, if telling me would exclude me from this mansion I now co-own, I'll just jump in without knowing." Crowley stated, getting ready to follow Luigi.
08-23-2012, 08:58 AM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
"Well I'm ready to go in too. And how come I can't have a chicken in my room?" Kiven gaze starts to wander and he walks over to the maid and pets the chicken.
08-23-2012, 11:09 AM
Psychout
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
On second thought, I think you should find a different player for my slot. I don't know if I'll have enough time for this.
08-23-2012, 11:20 AM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
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"I have one question. What caused these damages exactly? I'd like to know a bit more about what I'm leaping into. Of course, if telling me would exclude me from this mansion I now co-own, I'll just jump in without knowing." Crowley stated, getting ready to follow Luigi.
"I could tell you but, some of you would just repress it. One of you thinks that a giant monster chicken is something you pet after all. Also, we're having chicken for lunch. Now I have a question. You've all accepted am I right?"
08-23-2012, 11:24 AM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
"But good sir, I am but a simple maid aplicant. It is you who must accept me."
"Also I am taking this chicken's feathers for a spare duster. I hope that is OK."
08-23-2012, 11:32 AM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
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"But good sir, I am but a simple maid aplicant. It is you who must accept me."
"Also I am taking this chicken's feathers for a spare duster. I hope that is OK."
"Really? Then the first master beating us nearly to death five thousand years ago was not the accepted way to break in new servants?" And go ahead.
SupahKiven
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"Huh? I don't... think so." Kiven looks at the chicken. "So this is like... a mutant chicken? And you're dead?"
08-23-2012, 02:23 PM
Latewave
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"Huh? I don't... think so." Kiven looks at the chicken. "So this is like... a mutant chicken? And you're dead?"
"Not exactly, and not in the least."
08-23-2012, 02:26 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
"I accepted, yes. That is why I am here. Why do you ask?" Crowley said.
08-23-2012, 02:37 PM
MasterBlade
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And go ahead.
Sir Blade of Masters puts his 5 points in strength into snapping the Monster Chicken's neck with the steel chair, then dragging it off to the kitchens.
08-23-2012, 02:51 PM
Latewave
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The Butler Smiles.
"Finally. To our new masters we have two gifts for each of you."
He hands a book to Mr. Crowley, a weird looking Yoyo to Kiven, a Vacuum to Luigi, and finally a weird glove and ball thing to Nick.
"The second gift is at the mansion itself. Let's go. I almost forgot. Oy Give the new maid The Mop."
"The Mop?"
"THE Mop."
The Maid reaches behind her back and pulls out a mop taller then she is and hands it to the new maid.
08-23-2012, 03:04 PM
MasterBlade
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"I take this instrument of cleaning power with great pride."
Sir Masters equips the mop to his general weapons/tools slot and proceeds to carry the chicken (corpse?) to the mansion.
08-23-2012, 03:10 PM
Demjou
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Keeping a eye on the one I've dubbed Maid Nut, I absentmindedly examine the glove and ball. Aside from the golden circle on the palm, and what seem to be matching markings on the ball, it seems to be a normal leather glove, if one of quality I'm not used to seeing.
I slip it on, even as I ask the butler what exactly these are for.
SupahKiven
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Kiven's jaw drops at the death of the chicken. He sadly trudges into the house, fiddling with his yo-yo on the way there.
Moronis
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Walking towards the mansion with stoic grace, Jeremiah Crowley examines the book as best he can.
08-23-2012, 06:21 PM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Luigi equips the vacuum and waits for the butler's lead. "Seems pretty routine so far. No ghosts, right? ...Right?"
08-23-2012, 06:55 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
The Butler's smile fades.
Several mutant rabbits appear in the way.
"Tch, we have intruders. I had hoped to show this off later but, here's a good as time as any."
The Butler snaps his fingers.
The gifts transform.
The Vacuum shifts into a more backpackish form. The Book has a glowing symbol appear on the front. The symbols on the glove and ball fill in and the Yoyo glows with inner power.
YOU GOT A THING.
Inventory
The Book
Stats
Slow type
Magic +2
Abilities
Scan lvl 2
Burn lvl 2
Yoyo
Stats
Speedy type
Attack + 3
Abilities
Lengthen
Mass manipulation
Vacuum
Normal Type
Stats
Spd +1
Attack +2
Ability
Suction lvl 1
Mageball and Glove
Speedy type
Stats
Attack + 2
Abilities
Telekinesis lvl 1
08-23-2012, 07:28 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
"Well now, this is rather unfortunate. I believe I'll analyze these things for some sort of weakness." Crowley says as he straightens his tie and opens the book to use Scan LVL 2.
08-23-2012, 07:29 PM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
The Mop does not need to shift because The Mop already has all the power!
Sir Blade of Masters puts down the (dead?) chicken and golfs a rabbit off the property. No vermin allowed in the mansion!
08-23-2012, 07:33 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
"Telekinesis eh"
I try out the TK, tossing one of the rabbits high into the sky. As it returns to earth a minute or so later, all I can think is 'Fuck. Yes.'
08-23-2012, 07:43 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
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"Well now, this is rather unfortunate. I believe I'll analyze these things for some sort of weakness." Crowley says as he straightens his tie and opens the book to use Scan LVL 2.
Rabbitar
Mammal beast
Strength Earth
Weakness Fire
Tastes good with Leeks and some cheese.
Native to woodlands.
Lesser Soul.
Known to attempt to attack from underground
08-23-2012, 07:46 PM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Luigi leaps into action! Literally! Then he falls back down on a rabbit with all his plumber weight. Squish! 100 points!
08-23-2012, 08:12 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
"Well well. Weak to my oldest comrade, fire. Hmmf. This should be most interesting." Crowley states with his most dastardly smirk, flipping through the book in preparation to cast Burn LVL 2 on the nearest mutant rabbit thing.
08-23-2012, 08:57 PM
SupahKiven
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Kiven grins. "Ooh. This looks fun." He lengthens the yo-yo string and swings it and smacks a rabbit thing. Once on top on the mutant, he increases the mass of the yo-yo enough to crush the rabbit.
08-23-2012, 11:28 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Since I'm waiting on Crowley to roast his rabbit I should more then likely list out your current resources for something to do.
X1 Common soul
X4 Lesser souls
Chicken Meat
Rabbit Haunch
Feathers
Leather
Bones
Also if you feel like bugging me. I do have an IRC for this
08-23-2012, 11:38 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Oh, I thought you were gonna just have him auto cast it on a rabbit. My bad.
Crowley mumbles something vague and casts Burn 2 on a rabbit.
08-24-2012, 12:06 AM
Latewave
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Oh, I thought you were gonna just have him auto cast it on a rabbit. My bad.
Crowley mumbles something vague and casts Burn 2 on a rabbit.
Nah I don't presume to take an action for someone. But anyways.
The Butler finally takes you the rest of the way to the mansion.
You finally see the Mansion. It's totaled.
Because you guys have finally managed to get to the house you finally get the dun dun dun. House Repair chart. It shows what's damaged and to what degree.
Completely destroyed
Enchanting Room
Office
Furnance
Waterworks
Central Coolant
Mirror Room
Security Center
Alchemy Room
Somewhat Wrecked
Forge
Observatory
Grand Dining Room
Dining room medium
The Main Bathroom
The Main Bedroom
Damaged
Library
Farm
Main Kitchen
Hospital/Infirmry
Training Room
Lightly smashed
Treasury
Bedrooms
Bathrooms
Secondary Kitchen
Food Pantry and Storage
Untouched
Armory
Secondary buildings
Status
Extremely long way to go.
Wow that's a lot of work to do. Glad I'm not the one fixing it.
08-24-2012, 12:09 AM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Armory is untouched. THE ARMORMAID SHALL LOOT A NEW BREASTPLATE!
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
I turn to the butler as the strange maid man runs off and ask "Does he actually know where it is? Cause it seems like he just ran off in a random direction to me."
"Taking a look at the armory is a good idea though, mind showing the way?"
08-24-2012, 12:13 AM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Kiven follows THE ARMORMAID to the armory to grab a helmet or something. Then he scurries off to the Library to check out the damage.
08-24-2012, 12:19 AM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
The Butler leads the way for anyone that wants to come.
The maid drags off all of the various dead monsters that are going to end up as food.
"I'm going to need this."
The maid rips something glowing out of the chickens body and goes towards the kitchen.
08-24-2012, 12:29 AM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Crowley stays with the Butler, hoping to see just what might lie in this armory.
08-24-2012, 12:58 AM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Kiven follows the Butler to the Armory and asks him some questions. "Is there a helmet there? Will you lead me to the Library? Is there a map? Do we really have no running water? How important is the main kitchen?"
08-24-2012, 01:02 AM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
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Kiven follows the Butler to the Armory and asks him some questions. "Is there a helmet there? Will you lead me to the Library? Is there a map? Do we really have no running water? How important is the main kitchen?"
"There are a couple helmets, after I show them to the armory, yes there is a map, No I do not have the map, we techinically have running water, and decently important."
08-24-2012, 01:33 AM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Luigi departs to take care of the main bathroom. Little does he know how much trouble this is going to give him...
He arrives at what he presumes to be the main bathroom. It's a real mess. He checks the state of the piping first.
08-24-2012, 06:07 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
The Butler shows off the Armory.
You see several swords, knives, some armor, and various other things that are in a armory. You also see a weird fist ax duck sorta thing, but the Butler warns you to not touch it.
He also points out the effect of the armory by grabbing a random sword and dropping it. The Sword returns to it's proper place.
Besides the Fist Ax Duck, you have free run to play with anything in here.
Luigi
The Master Bathroom is a mess. There is scrap metal everywhere, the plumbing is all broken, and rubble is covering the floor. It's a good thing you have a magic vacuum.
The Maid blink blinks
She forgot to gift the last gift.
She looks around if anyone can see her and snaps her fingers.
YOU GOT A THING
Minion Summon LVL 1
Summon Five minions to do whatever
Warp Inventory
A bag that lets you pull stuff out of the mansion. Works the other way around too.
08-24-2012, 06:19 PM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Sir Blades samles the blades, and also grabs a new cuirass.
He then proceeds to dust everything... except the fist axe duck. He leaves it alone.
08-24-2012, 06:21 PM
Moronis
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Crowley looks through for any sort of light armor he could wear under his suit. Because while the man is stoic, he does love looking good.
08-24-2012, 06:29 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Kiven grabs a helmet and puts it on his head, then yanks on the butler's sleeve. "Hey c'mon. Let's go to the library. You said we could."
08-24-2012, 06:29 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
I grin as I start looking around the armory, with a special focus on what seems to be a set of knives. A short examination later and I happily start attaching them, sheaths and all, to various sections of my body, before moving over to the armor and grabbing a decent looking set of leather armor and a cloak.
Heading off to put said armor on, I can't help but think that my friends would kill me if they could see all these new toys.
Walking out fully setup, I head to find a bedroom to claim, while trying to figure out what this bag that appeared is for.
08-24-2012, 06:36 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
The Butler leads Kiven off to the Library.
Whoa it's a wreck.
Rubble everywhere. Books all over the floor. Shattered bookcases.
Maybe you should try out your new minions and have them clean up the place?
What do I know thou?
08-24-2012, 06:41 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Kiven tries out the summon spell and tells the minions to clean up the rubble and to find unbroken book shelves to put the books on. He then starts picking up books and putting them into a pile.
08-24-2012, 06:42 PM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
First thing's first, Luigi vacuums up all the rubble and scrap metal from the area. He opens the trash compartment of the vacuum and dumps all the stuff into the WARP BAG, it'll probably come in handy later. After spending the rest of his time moving pipes and adjusting screws the main bathroom is fixed! ...kind of.
Most of the cosmetic bits are missing and there's nowhere to sit but IN THEORY it should be functional, if incredibly uncomfortable. Except the bathtub, that's gonna need to be completely replaced. Hopefully no-one is dumb enough to take a shower without at least standing in bucket or something first, otherwise we're going to have some flooding issues.
Now to test the thing. Luigi, brave explorer that he is, uses the toilet as warp pipe! Where he goes no-one knows!
(Except the GM. Send him wherever you want, as long as it's not miles away from here. I assume the toilets should lead to the waterworks but go ahead and mess me up if you want.)
08-24-2012, 06:53 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Seeing a nice bit of leather armor sitting on a rack, Crowley analyzes it, nods his head, and places it in the warp bag for later when he finds a changing room. Afterwards, he heads off in the direction Kiven and the Butler went.
08-24-2012, 07:03 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Walking through the mansion, I familarize myself with the layout as I search for a bedroom. Reaching one door that seems to be a bit bigger then the rest, I open it to find a utterly massive room covered in rubble and smashed furniture, with part of the roof caved in and allowing exposure to the elements. Just a simple glance tells me that even with those minions it would take days if not weeks to fully repair this room by hand. I shut the door and continue my search, eventually finding one in a very minor state of neglect and disrepair, I set my stuff down and have the minions get to work on the minor repairs and cleaning needed while I head back to take a closer look at that one room.
If it's as big as it seems, I might have my personal pet project for the next few weeks.
08-24-2012, 07:07 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Luigi ends up in the Waterworks. An interesting area full of weird waterfalls, Clockwork, pipes, and odd broken magic things. Another room full of rubble.
Is the water flowing up? I think something is broken here besides the obvious.
08-24-2012, 07:14 PM
MasterBlade
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Assumig the dusting is finished (cause I apparently dont get results for my actions), Sir Blade will smith feathers onto a claymore to create the Buster Duster. He then grabs tools and heads for the Enchanting Room.
08-24-2012, 07:24 PM
Latewave
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Assumig the dusting is finished (cause I apparently dont get results for my actions), Sir Blade will smith feathers onto a claymore to create the Buster Duster. He then grabs tools and heads for the Enchanting Room.
/me shrugs.
+ 2 to dusting then? Also the Forge and Enchanting rooms are busted. In a different way then other rooms. But in the same kinda way as the Waterworks.
08-24-2012, 07:32 PM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
The first thing to do in fixing enchanted rubble piles is MORE DUSTING!
Then, when all the rubble is nice and clean, we summon the minions to start hauling the pieces to aother part of the mansion to be reassemled. Extra care is taken to uncover and touch as many broken enchanting circles as possible because they are bound to give Sir Blade superpowers. Like spiderman!
08-24-2012, 08:06 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
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The first thing to do in fixing enchanted rubble piles is MORE DUSTING!
Then, when all the rubble is nice and clean, we summon the minions to start hauling the pieces to aother part of the mansion to be reassemled. Extra care is taken to uncover and touch as many broken enchanting circles as possible because they are bound to give Sir Blade superpowers. Like spiderman!
Or Cancer. Can't forget the cancer.
Most of the stuff in the enchanting room is smashed beyond repair.
What? It's no fun if everything can be repaired with light effort after all.
Don't worry you get to find out what happened at Dinner. ;p
08-24-2012, 08:19 PM
SupahKiven
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Kiven wipes his hands on his jeans and admires his handiwork in the library. He then peeks his head out of the library door and wanders down the hallway and heads into the first door he comes across.
08-24-2012, 08:28 PM
Latewave
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Kiven has wandered into a bathroom. It's lightly broken. Is that a frog suit in the corner?
08-24-2012, 08:41 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Crowley walks to the Treasury, hoping to inspect the damages and with any luck repair them.
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
The Treasury roof is caved in. This is one of the jobs I'd recommend minions for. Wouldn't want a player to get squished accidently.
08-24-2012, 09:11 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
"Well that's unfortunate. Suppose I should get the help to assist with this endeavor." Crowley says, straightening his tie and snapping his fingers to summon minions.
08-24-2012, 09:14 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Kiven cleans up the bathroom to the best of his current ability and keeps wandering, going into another random room.
08-24-2012, 09:21 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
You walk into the Forge. Apparently someone broke the laws of physics because you're walking on the roof. Maybe you should leave this room for now?
08-24-2012, 09:25 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Kiven slowly backs out of the room and goes back to fixing the library. After yo-yoing for a minute to see what happens.
08-24-2012, 10:40 PM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Details inside.
Slogging through the waterworks, Luigi discovers a schematic!
08-25-2012, 12:13 AM
Demjou
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I receive a notice that the minions are done as I leave the large room. My investigation has shown that it would be far too much effort to fix and repair right now, and I've decided to put my labor towards fixing up more useful areas of the house. Heading off to the training room to see if it's in good enough shape to play with my new knives, only to find a large amount of rubble strewn about the room amongst the smashed remains of various training aids.
I sigh as I signal the minions to start clearing the rubble as I start going through what's left of the equipment hoping I can salvage some of it.
08-25-2012, 06:17 AM
MasterBlade
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Oh well,the stuff is trashed. At least we can start rebuilding the rooms, right?
Request the minions to retrieve building materials from wherever they're being stored and start building the walls and roof back up.
The seemingly useless enchanting circle pieces are thrown in a pile outside the hall. Sir Masters fails to realize they have turned his alien suit into her real skin. One of the minions does, however, and puts a caution sign on the pile.
08-25-2012, 07:43 AM
Moronis
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Crowley merely looks on with a look of mild amusement as the minions take what appears to be a giant log and use it to prop the collapsed ceiling into something vaguely stable. "That's one method to repair a broken roof, I suppose."
08-25-2012, 06:16 PM
Latewave
You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
The Maid has finished fixing the kitchen using the Chicken's soul. All of the knives and various other odds and ends are moving on there own now. Cleaning, Processing and cooking the monsters. Soon Lunch will be ready.
08-25-2012, 06:30 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
08-25-2012, 06:36 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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08-25-2012, 10:00 PM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Miss Blade of Masters attempts to use the soul of the mutant bunny to patch up the finished restructured walls to be good as new.
This should move the room from completely destroyed to in serious need of repair, or better.
She then proceeds to the main kitchen to try and patch that area up.
08-25-2012, 10:12 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Crowley walks to the training room and puts a lesser soul to use to try and fix the place up, hopefully getting into a usable condition.
08-25-2012, 10:48 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Kiven uses a lesser soul to fix up the rest of the library, then pulls out a book and random and starts reading.
08-26-2012, 03:03 AM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
I grin at Crowley as I use my handy telekinesis to move the last of the rubble into a pile in the corner for the minions to dispose of, looking around after ceasing use of my artifact. The room still looks a bit worn down, though it's more of a lived in feel now then the something blew up here feel of before. Unfortunately, the only equipment I was able to salvage was some very basic targets for what seems to be archery, and a couple of training dummies for use with swords and similar sized weapons, leaving the room fixed but near empty.
Thanking my fellow resident for the help, I move on next door to the attached infirmary...or is it a mini hospital? Either way, the medical purpose of the room is obvious, even if the equipment is destroyed beyond repair. Directing the minions to the rubble as usual, I pull out what seems to be our last soul, and after a bit of thought, start using it to ensure the walls, ceiling, and floor are as good as new. After all, no good having a room for healing if the roof crashes down on people.
08-26-2012, 04:40 AM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Welp, a schematic is a schematic, no matter how blurry. Time to doodle on it in hopes of mapping the current state of things.
http://i.imgur.com/y0NIW.png
This place is dangerous, the piping is broken, there's unstable beams everywhere, and most of this stuff doesn't even resemble anything useful.
Luigi decides now would be a great time to call upon some help! Using his Summon Minions spell he conjures up... five gloombas. Oh wow, talk about bad luck, these guys can't even hold things. Luigi orders them to patrol back and forth in case there's monsters around or something. In the meantime he occupies himself trying to find a way out without collapsing the house.
Once he gets out of here he's gonna have to break the bad news to everyone that none of toilets are going to work in these conditions...
08-26-2012, 09:06 AM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
"You are most welcome." Crowley states with a nod, before heading off to the farm to inspect the damages.
08-26-2012, 01:51 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Originally Posted by MasterBlade View Post
Miss Blade of Masters attempts to use the soul of the mutant bunny to patch up the finished restructured walls to be good as new.
This should move the room from completely destroyed to in serious need of repair, or better.
She then proceeds to the main kitchen to try and patch that area up.
Wow, feeding a lesser soul to a room that badly damaged. It's like a putting a drop of water in a empty pool. Yeah, you're gonna have to get something stronger and feed it's soul to it.
You open the door to the Main Kitchen. Knives home in towards you. You quickly shut the door. Wow. Yeah I don't recommend going in there right now.
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Crowley walks to the training room and puts a lesser soul to use to try and fix the place up, hopefully getting into a usable condition.
Good choice of soul. While not enough to fill the room it's still got you half way done.
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Kiven uses a lesser soul to fix up the rest of the library, then pulls out a book and random and starts reading.
The way the Maid is making strangling motions with her hands has you feeling like you wasted a soul on something that's rather easy to fix. But hey at least you have books right?
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I grin at Crowley as I use my handy telekinesis to move the last of the rubble into a pile in the corner for the minions to dispose of, looking around after ceasing use of my artifact. The room still looks a bit worn down, though it's more of a lived in feel now then the something blew up here feel of before. Unfortunately, the only equipment I was able to salvage was some very basic targets for what seems to be archery, and a couple of training dummies for use with swords and similar sized weapons, leaving the room fixed but near empty.
Thanking my fellow resident for the help, I move on next door to the attached infirmary...or is it a mini hospital? Either way, the medical purpose of the room is obvious, even if the equipment is destroyed beyond repair. Directing the minions to the rubble as usual, I pull out what seems to be our last soul, and after a bit of thought, start using it to ensure the walls, ceiling, and floor are as good as new. After all, no good having a room for healing if the roof crashes down on people.
Another good choice. The soul creates some quick patches for this room. You want access to the magic in here thou you'll need to feed it a bit more, maybe if you have had one more soul? Why do you hear a scream of rage from the Maid? It's almost if she wants to murder someone. Well at least it's not you right?
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Originally Posted by Cetus Amicus View Post
Welp, a schematic is a schematic, no matter how blurry. Time to doodle on it in hopes of mapping the current state of things.
http://i.imgur.com/y0NIW.png
This place is dangerous, the piping is broken, there's unstable beams everywhere, and most of this stuff doesn't even resemble anything useful.
Luigi decides now would be a great time to call upon some help! Using his Summon Minions spell he conjures up... five gloombas. Oh wow, talk about bad luck, these guys can't even hold things. Luigi orders them to patrol back and forth in case there's monsters around or something. In the meantime he occupies himself trying to find a way out without collapsing the house.
Once he gets out of here he's gonna have to break the bad news to everyone that none of toilets are going to work in these conditions...
Luigi you are my favorite. So much. You spot a door leading to the rest of the basement. Do you dare going in or do you try to get out using the pipes?
Hey look something shiny? Maybe you should pick it up?
Room Library is now fixed
The Training room and Infirmary are now Half fixed
Hmm not bad? v('-')v
08-26-2012, 02:00 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Entering the Farm, Crowley looks around with a look of mild shock at the carnage. From what he can see and his poor knowledge of agriculture, the farm is quite beyond his current ability to repair. So instead, Crowley shrugs and goes off in search of something he can hopefully fight for a soul to finish up repairs on the training room.
08-26-2012, 02:12 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
You walk to the edge of the property looking for something to fight. Well you see something weird. It seems that there is the weird barrier in the ground. But it looks like it was large before. Hmm. Well you walk to the other side of it and find well something to fight. It's a Wolf? Well it looks like one. But I didn't think they were blue or had little whirlwinds around there legs.
FIGHT RUN GIFT?
08-26-2012, 02:15 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
"Ah, now here is what appears to be a lively specimen." Crowley smirks, casting Scan LVL 2 to get a better idea of just what this thing is before making any hasty decisions.
08-26-2012, 02:23 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Sirius
Wolf Beast
Strong Fire
Weak Water
Attribute Wind
Common Soul
Native to plains? What's one doing around here.
Known for fast movements.
Tame able
08-26-2012, 02:49 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Sighing as the seemingly automated repairs slow down and cease, I recall the minions and leave the infirmary clear if still in somewhat obvious need of repair.
Several minutes later I exit the mansion to take a look around the grounds and decide to see just how far out the grounds go. Making my way through the treeline, I shiver slightly as a small chill runs up and down my spine.
08-26-2012, 02:56 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Sighing as the seemingly automated repairs slow down and cease, I recall the minions and leave the infirmary clear if still in somewhat obvious need of repair.
Several minutes later I exit the mansion to take a look around the grounds and decide to see just how far out the grounds go. Making my way through the treeline, I shiver slightly as a small chill runs up and down my spine.
Tiny eyes are staring at you. You hear yipping?
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
I pause as I hear a faint noise coming from somewhere nearby. Taking a moment to try and figure out where it's coming from I start moving in a attempt to get closer to and find the source of the noise.
08-26-2012, 02:59 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Suddenly you are attacked and defeated by puppies. Blue and red mixed puppies that are gnawing on you.
They demand that you hand over all of the yummys.
Hey look there is Mr. Crowley and is that two wolves?.
08-26-2012, 03:12 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
I grin at the mass of canines and happy start pulling out some bones and meat for them.
08-26-2012, 03:17 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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I grin at the mass of canines and happy start pulling out some bones and meat for them.
You get Mass of affectionate puppies. And the Red wolf walks over and nudges you. Hey it seems that these guys aren't aggressive. Wonder why?
08-26-2012, 03:20 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Trying and failing to remove the smile from my face I start scratching and petting the mass of puppies. Eventually I manage to extricate myself from the puppies and start examining the wolf that I can only assume is one of the parents.
08-26-2012, 03:34 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Trying and failing to remove the smile from my face I start scratching and petting the mass of puppies. Eventually I manage to extricate myself from the puppies and start examining the wolf that I can only assume is one of the parents.
You spot a collar. It has a nametag that says Garm and it's from the Mansion Kennel. Wait? This place has a Kennel?
08-26-2012, 03:38 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
The massive grin finally fades from my face as I stand up, but my good mood is rather obvious to see. Looking around at the group of canines, I decide that Garm is obviously smarter then they look and ask them to show me the way to the kennel.
08-26-2012, 03:43 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
The Garm shows you the way to the Kennel. Wow. It's rather big and rather trashed. It seems this place had more then these two once. And apparently the lead puppy is stalking you. I think it likes you.
08-26-2012, 03:44 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Shrugging, figuring the wolf must be someone's pet or something, Crowley pulls out any of the remaining food stuffs in the bag and offers it to the Sirius.
08-26-2012, 03:49 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
I sigh as I take in the utterly trashed state of the building, knowing that there's no way it could be fixed by what I have access to. I turn around and head back to the remainder of the puppies, picking up the puppy that must have followed me after almost tripping over him.
As I sit there and watch the tiny horde munch away, their...mother? father?...parent watching over them with a lazy but attentive eye, I start to think about how these little guys would probably make good guard dogs and hunters after they grow a bit. I spend a bit just talking with Garm about if they would want to come stay at the mansion till we can fix the kennel, though it takes a bit of time to work out a simple communication method. Who knows, maybe there's a way to actually talk to them back at the mansion or something.
08-26-2012, 03:53 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
The wolf chows down on the offered food.
The Garm agrees to come to the mansion.
You've got
Hoard of Mixed Breed Puppies
Wind Elemental Beast Sirius
Fire Elemental Beast Garm
08-26-2012, 03:56 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Walking back to mansion, I can't help but feel amused at the two wolf beasts following me and Crowley, and in turn being followed by their brood. Turning to Crowley, I ask "Just me, or do you feel like your leading a animal parade?"
08-26-2012, 04:02 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Crowley smiles a full genuine smile, though this disappears as a thought strikes him.
"Yes. It is rather odd that we were not informed of the kennel though. Well now. Seems there really is more to this place than we originally thought." Crowley states, a calm, analytical look replacing the smile. Crowley sits down and pets the Sirius, before getting back up and heading back to the mansion.
08-26-2012, 04:08 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
"Yeah, I've been getting the feeling that butler wasn't telling the whole story since the thing with the maid and the chicken. That, and who the hell can actually use SOULS in a form like that?"
I slow a bit as the mansion comes into sight and several of the puppies start running around the open grounds playing. The Butler is currently standing on the steps just outside the doorway, as if he was waiting for us to return.
08-26-2012, 04:13 PM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Luigi you are my favorite. So much. You spot a door leading to the rest of the basement. Do you dare going in or do you try to get out using the pipes?
Hey look something shiny? Maybe you should pick it up?
Luigi: Pick up the shiny thing with your vacuum. That's how you've always done it before.
08-26-2012, 04:15 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Luigi: Pick up the shiny thing with your vacuum. That's how you've always done it before.
Well You've sucked up a blue medal thing.It seems familiar. Man I'm getting Deja Vu again.
08-26-2012, 04:24 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Kiven heads outside the mansion to check out the back yard and some of the secondary buildings.
08-26-2012, 04:29 PM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Alright! A blue medal! Now Luigi can add fireman to his increasing list of professions!
Let's check out that door, real careful like.
08-26-2012, 05:23 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Crowley straightens the tie on his suit and approaches the Butler.
"I would like to know as to why we were not informed of the kennel and would like to be made awares of what other sort of facilities lie on the estate that you have not informed us of."
08-26-2012, 05:47 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Crowley straightens the tie on his suit and approaches the Butler.
"I would like to know as to why we were not informed of the kennel and would like to be made awares of what other sort of facilities lie on the estate that you have not informed us of."
"You noticed the boundary did you not? The Mansion has been in decline. The last master wasn't very good at his job and thus the building began eating itself to keep from exploding. Once the Boundary went out much further and we could claim those as our own but as is? Well it's not very safe for you and we cannot pass the boundary ourselves."
"At Lunch we'll explain the reason it's like this further."
08-26-2012, 05:54 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
"Very well then. If you need me, I'll be wandering around looking for things less peaceful then our wolfish companions were. Our supply of souls seems to have dwindled. Any suggestions on where to go?" Crowley says, taking the information in.
08-26-2012, 08:42 PM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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You open the door to the Main Kitchen. Knives home in towards you. You quickly shut the door. Wow. Yeah I don't recommend going in there right now.
If those knives think they can pin down an astrological iron plated temptress they have another thing coming.
Miss Masters takes several suits of armor and pushes them in front of the door. She then swings it open and steps back, ready to knock away any knives that don't get stuck in her decoys.
08-26-2012, 09:14 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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If those knives think they can pin down an astrological iron plated temptress they have another thing coming.
Miss Masters takes several suits of armor and pushes them in front of the door. She then swings it open and steps back, ready to knock away any knives that don't get stuck in her decoys.
The knives slice through the armor like a hot knife through butter. But then knives used to cut up monsters would need to be sharp wouldn't it?
Wait is the kitchen eating the armor?
08-26-2012, 09:16 PM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
...
BACKUP PLAN! Throw a duster at the swarm of knives, get them to start chasing you!
08-26-2012, 09:22 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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BACKUP PLAN! Throw a duster at the swarm of knives, get them to start chasing you!
The massed kitchen utensils are annoyed at all called knives. The spoons personally declare a blood feud. The Wise Fridge declares War. Well. You wanted a war, well got a war. the knives and various other kitchen Utensils are now chasing you.
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Miss Masters doubles back to the armory. She dashes behind the Fist Ax Duck.
The maid shakes her frills in intimidation. Their move now.
08-26-2012, 09:37 PM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Luigi is apparently having trouble opening a door. Is it even there? Or did someone just paint some door-like graffiti on the wall?
08-26-2012, 09:37 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Crowley continues to wander the estates, hoping to fight some more of those odd mutant rabbits.
08-26-2012, 09:45 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Having left the pups safely in the bounds of the mansion, I head back to continue exploring the forested area.
08-26-2012, 10:01 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Luigi is apparently having trouble opening a door. Is it even there? Or did someone just paint some door-like graffiti on the wall?
Apparently the stuff inside the knob is rusted. Luigi manages to get himself free. Whoa it's weird in here. Water, Ice, and Fire are dueling in this area. Good thing you found that Water thing? Put out some fires and hope for the best.
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Crowley continues to wander the estates, hoping to fight some more of those odd mutant rabbits.
Well you found something all right. It's a mouse made of cheese. I wonder how it tastes?
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Having left the pups safely in the bounds of the mansion, I head back to continue exploring the forested area.
The Garm is following you. Apparently they like you. Who knew? Wait are those Goblins? Well I think those are. Wonder what they are doing so close to the area?
08-26-2012, 10:02 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Crowley actually looks shocked for a brief moment before resuming his normal look of raw stoicness and Scanning the Cheese Mouse.
08-26-2012, 10:13 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Cheese Mouse
Tasty Monster
It's made of Gouda
Weak to Fire
It'd be good as a fondue
Lesser soul.
08-26-2012, 10:15 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Crowley looks at the cheese mouse, then the book, then the mouse again. Then, smirks. Then, burns it alive with Burn 2.
08-26-2012, 10:19 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Crowley looks at the cheese mouse, then the book, then the mouse again. Then, smirks. Then, burns it alive with Burn 2.
You got
Lesser Soul
Tasty Cheese
08-26-2012, 10:22 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Crowley places everything in the bag, then continues to search for more creatures to flambe.
08-26-2012, 10:24 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Signalling to Garm to be quiet, I attempt to be as stealthy as I can and move close enough to find out what's going on.
08-26-2012, 10:54 PM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Miss Masters appears in a random room after nearly being slaughtered mercilessly. She marks the armory on the list as "Imminemt danger, do not enter"
She then goes to the secondary kitchens to aid the other maid with dinner and such.
08-26-2012, 11:28 PM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Luigi examines the room for anything interesting. If there is nothing interesting there he leaves.
08-26-2012, 11:32 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
Kiven wanders to the first available staircase and attempts to get to the attic, if there is one.
08-27-2012, 10:11 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
09-05-2012, 05:30 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. Man this place is totaled.
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Crowley places everything in the bag, then continues to search for more creatures to flambe.
As you look around the forest area it starts to rain. Maybe you should get back inside. Or not. I don't particularly care which way you go. I have fun either way.
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Signalling to Garm to be quiet, I attempt to be as stealthy as I can and move close enough to find out what's going on.
"You gobs, YOU LOST THE GOBLIN STONE. The boss will eat my skull for this. We need to find it before it starts raining." The head goblin is in a panic. Wonder if it's the prospect of rain or the skull eating that's scaring him more?
You feel a few drops of rain. Maybe you should get out of here? Because those goblins have booked it. Thou you may want to mark this area as important. But hey what am I here for?
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Luigi examines the room for anything interesting. If there is nothing interesting there he leaves.
YOU GOT A THING
Single use item
Green Shell
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Kiven wanders to the first available staircase and attempts to get to the attic, if there is one.
You climb and climb and climb and climb trying to reach the top. Whoa it's like you've been walking for a week. You've reached the Attic if this warped place could be called such a thing. Do you dare to try go through an obvious place for magical traps or do you turn around? Who knows? The Shadow knows of course.
And yeah the minions are unique to you.
Also watch out for Grues.
09-05-2012, 05:40 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. It's Raining. You should Run.
I do a quick search for the stone they mentioned, but finding nothing, make my way back to the house. After all, if rain is enough to make them run, I'd rather not find out why.
09-05-2012, 05:47 PM
Cetus Amicus
Re: You Won A Mansion. It's Raining. You should Run.
Okay, Luigi is fucking fed-up with this sewer level bullshit, he takes the nearest pipe back to the first floor (OR JUST ANY FLOOR JESUS CHRIST) and heads to the dining room to wait for the others, apparently there's some staff meeting or something going on, Luigi figures that's as good a time as any to catch some Zs.
09-05-2012, 05:54 PM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. It's Raining. You should Run.
"Lets see, I nearly got myself killed, was insulted by spiritbound cutlery, and my voice has been weak since i messed with that enchanting room."
"I'm going to need to straighten up if I'm to survive this job. You must teach me the art of the maid!"
09-05-2012, 06:33 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. It's Raining. You should Run.
Kiven retreats down the stairs and heads to the dining room. He resolves to ask the butler and maid about a carving into the door frame near the attic saying 'The Shadow knows.' Sounds like a ghost story.
09-05-2012, 06:59 PM
Moronis
Re: You Won A Mansion. It's Raining. You should Run.
Crowley pauses, notices the rain, shrugs, and heads back to the relative shelter of the mansion. He's resolved to continue hunting somewhere with a bit more warmth and dryness.
09-05-2012, 07:16 PM
Latewave
Re: You Won A Mansion. It's Raining. You should Run.
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Originally Posted by Cetus Amicus View Post
Okay, Luigi is fucking fed-up with this sewer level bullshit, he takes the nearest pipe back to the first floor (OR JUST ANY FLOOR JESUS CHRIST) and heads to the dining room to wait for the others, apparently there's some staff meeting or something going on, Luigi figures that's as good a time as any to catch some Zs.
Luigi takes a nap +10 sleep ExP
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"Lets see, I nearly got myself killed, was insulted by spiritbound cutlery, and my voice has been weak since i messed with that enchanting room."
"I'm going to need to straighten up if I'm to survive this job. You must teach me the art of the maid!"
The Maid Smiles. You should be afraid right now.
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Kiven retreats down the stairs and heads to the dining room. He resolves to ask the butler and maid about a carving into the door frame near the attic saying 'The Shadow knows.' Sounds like a ghost story.
/me shrugs I had to make a joke
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Crowley pauses, notices the rain, shrugs, and heads back to the relative shelter of the mansion. He's resolved to continue hunting somewhere with a bit more warmth and dryness.
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I do a quick search for the stone they mentioned, but finding nothing, make my way back to the house. After all, if rain is enough to make them run, I'd rather not find out why.
Did you think it was that easy? It starts pouring on your heads. And with that I have to say a line from a disney song. Your in my world now, not your world and I got friends on the otherside.
Welcome to the Otherside, Version Forest of Mist.
The Forest has morphed. Taking a more desolate tone. Purple mists swarm around your feet. Moans are on the wind.
"Don't want to diiiieeeee"
Welp.
OBJECTIVES
Find your way out/Or Kill the Creature that brought you here
One of these is harder then the other. ;p
09-05-2012, 07:40 PM
MasterBlade
Re: You Won A Mansion. It's Raining. You should Run.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGMN-gNfdaY
Training montage. Be a Man Maid.
09-05-2012, 07:44 PM
SupahKiven
Re: You Won A Mansion. It's Raining. You should Run.
Kiven heads off to the training room, and picks up anything shiny he sees on the way there.
09-05-2012, 07:53 PM
Demjou
Re: You Won A Mansion. It's Raining. You should Run.
Suitably disturbed by the sudden change in the surrounding area, I pick up the pace while asking Garm to keep a eye out for whatever the hell is making those sounds.
'Damn it, this is feeling more and more like something out of Silent Hill. If I see anything with a cleaver, all bets are off.'
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