What's Junk? (The Mech Touch)

[Simonbob]

Laser SWORD!

Lily with the laser sword, IN HER MECH! WRECKING YOUR BOYS!


Can you smell what the Lily is cooking?!

 

[Golgotha]

More hints to how it all goes together.
And its possibly something about how it all goes together

 

[Wolfjob]

I think I figured it out. Gonna spoiler it though.

Spoiler

Mmmmmmm,Darwin. The most successful organism is the one most suited for it's environment. Evolution? Nanite-evolving-blade emitter? Iterative design? Because it'd be REAL COOL, man.

Super duper boi with his ubermenchmechs.

 

[RandolphWill]

Hopefully it something cool like efficiency or optimization.

 

[Negation]

I thought his speciality moves towards easing logistics/maintenance strain? Everything stripped down to core functionality? "Work with what you have, not what you wish you have."

Edit: But his spark of creativity would be using failed products outside their intended purpose?

He'd gotten hung up on using the device for some bizarre reason. It was really stupid because the device was functionally useless. The light sword lasted for half a second and destabilized faster if something impacted them. Why he'd gotten interested in it he couldn't say. It was just a miniature forcefield combined with laser technology. The thought was to make a sword out of the forcefield and run a laser beam around it. Hence, laser sword.

Click to shrink...

Just scale down and make it a laser knife. To give it range, create a Rifleman that can shoot laser knives


View: https://youtu.be/-BKEZbYOMpI

Or if you can't let go of the idea of swords, make the gun look like a Swordbox straight out from Xianxia that shoots "flying swords"

 

[lost star]

The Undead Legion was a very silly little clan in Iron Spirit. It had one requirement. You had to have an mech that looked like some sort of undead. There was a lot of leeway allowed if you weren't particularly rich in game. Painting it up properly was sometimes enough if there was some effort involved. Some people just had their mechs painted green with some highlights to make them look rotting. (They were kids after all.)

About one thing that everyone agreed on was that the Legion was for fun. No serious stuff allowed! Well, no serious stuff when they were doing clan activities. They did skirmishes where the goal was just to play around, every zombie pilot had corny jokes, and re-enacting horror movies was perfectly fine.

Jun liked that about the clan. He also liked leading it. As the duly appointed leader of one of the factions of the Undead Legion, he had responsibilities. Not many, it was a game people played to unwind. He still had responsibilities. This felt important. Shy, outside game Jun was just another pilot. Inside, he was SmashyMister, lieutenant to the important expert!

Not that he interacted much with Lilly nowadays. Despite their desires the expert didn't have an infinite amount of time. She had a lot of duties. She could spend an hour or two in game a day at best. He'd still consider her a mentor, even if she'd basically bullied him into an Undertaker. She gave advice freely in the time she had, and was always encouraging, even if that encouragement wasn't always conventional, or polite.

"Live first, kick ass second." Jun whispered to himself and giggled.

One Star Undertaker was nothing special. He lacked the jamming. His communication was pretty bad. His best feature was his cannon. He was still fun.

The best part about Bolt's creations was that his main line had mechs from one to five stars. This meant if you wanted to downgrade or upgrade, you could get the same mech. The performance was different, but the feel was the same. It was very rare for designers to bother with that. That was probably the core reason why the Legion was still going strong even without Lilly's constant presence.

"Helle, you're out of position." Jun called out. "Back!"

The zombie didn't seem to hear him. Instead trying to lung forward and swing its club at its opponent. The knight back stepped and then several riflemen started to fire from the side.

Jun didn't let that get him down. One star battles with kids were frankly messy. He watched it happen and then carefully aimed his cannon. The shot sprayed cold goop all over them and caused their fire rate and aim to decrease significantly. Fog formed from the secondary effect of his shot and he gave the zombie another command.

"Helle, step back." He repeated again, calmly.

The zombie seemed to realize the position it was in finally and moved back with shuffling steps. Fortunately that mech was pretty tough. It wasn't down, just broken in some parts. Perfectly acceptable for a match.

"Skellies you have a line open. Blind fire." The Undertaker pilot carefully stepped back and readied his cannon for another shot.

Skellies were basically riflemen painted white. They'd found a very thin rifleman model at one stars that was both perfect in looks for a skeleton and decent enough to fit into the theme. It wasn't the best, it wasn't the worst. It just had decent eyes and a semi-auto rifle. Perfect for new players who needed to just get familiar with mechs. You just ordered newbies to fire in a general direction and they'd hit something. The mech was a bargain bin bare-bones travesty that functioned well for one purpose. That was all it needed.

Jun was a commander by virtue of being the only person suited for it. He was not the best at it. His 'subordinates' weren't the best either. They were kids one and all, in the game by virtue of having money and free time. Iron Spirit and other simulator games were training wheels and games at the same time. It was a game you could play and convince your parents that you were doing something important. This, combined with other factors meant that they lost in the end.

The boy wasn't broken up about it. He'd tried. There was only so much you could do with inexperienced pilots. The truth was that without Lilly, their teams weren't that good. Bolt's mechs had decent synergy with one another, but that alone didn't give a grand and insurmountable advantage. It gave a little boost. That was it. There were plenty of other good designs out there that gave their own advantages too.

Helle was more emotional about it though. "Sorry Jun." She apologized after the battle and in the training area.

"No need to apologize. Did you have fun?" The pilot asked in return.

"Some. Zombie is kinda fun." Helle replied. "I don't have any good jokes down and he feels slow though. I don't think I'm zombie material."

"You're what, eleven? No personal name, or details, just age." Jun asked very calmly as he went over standard controls of his mech. Just general practice.

"Eleven and a half!" Helle corrected. "I liked Lilly's stuff. Is it true she's back? Did she really marry Bolt?! Did they really fight off that whole army like they're going to show in Rust to Riches?!"

Jun very carefully kept his amusement under lock and key. Rust to Riches was a movie that had been somehow greenlit and was based very loosely off Lilly and Bolt's experiences. They were minor celebrities now. Lilly found it absolutely hilarious apparently.

"According to her, it was even more." Jun informed the young girl. "And she does come by every now and again. She likes teaching some when she has time."

"Can-can I?" Helle's zombie shuffled some as the pilot's nerves transmitted through the mech.

Jun hummed. "There's a long list, but you can get on it." Long list was a bit of an understatement. It was two lists. One was a maybe. The other was 'has potential.' Both took time to get through that the expert didn't really have so he frequently had to act as a buffer. "You do need to find a mech you like first. Do you like Bolt's designs, or just want to imitate Lilly? There's a difference."

"Ummm." Helle shuffled some more. "I like the Maiden?"

Her and every other girl. That one was in the game as a six star though. A modern mech. Bolt had not made one to five star versions of it. "You'd have to build up to it. Artillery mechs are hard. So do you like it because it's pretty, or because you want to shoot it?"

"It's pretty." Helle said immediately.

"And you're piloting a zombie mech." Jun pointed out with a trace of amusement. They were thematically appropriate, not pretty.

Helle shuffled again and made a few noises that Jun couldn't interpret. Unfortuantely, as much as he tried to be a leader, he was still very young. He didn't know how to help here.

"Umm, was there any other mech you really liked?" He asked.

"Vermillion?" Was the immediate but uncertain reply.

"Of course." Her and everyone else. "Well, keep trying other mechs. My suggestion, and Lilly's too, is that you look for something that clicks with you. Everyone has certain habits that work with specific mechs." Jun advised as best he could.

Helle nodded. Fortunately aside from the minor problems, she was an ok pilot for her age. Nothing spectacular, but willing to at least work with people. That was a lot harder than it sounded. Most pilots had a serious case of tunnel vision when they started. Jun couldn't count the number of times a mech had died because someone had walked up behind them and shot them.

Jun did pass a request onto Bolt through Lilly. It hadn't been a serious one. This wasn't the first time Vermillion had been requested. The mech won looking spectacular. There were still clips of it moving being spread around months afterwards. He was very surprised to see it show up later in the store, with a few subtle changes that made it look a bit like it was on fire and burning to fit the undead theme.

(Bolt had seen the request, and actually spared some time to contact his friends still in the Serene Temples. Revising Vermillion for the game and making one to five star versions of it had been a fun little side project. They'd had to do a few rough adjustments to make it worthwhile for more than a short time, but it was more a project for fans than anything serious. It had serious flaws. It was still very popular.)

 

[Negation]

Sigh. Cosmetic skins still sell.

 

[Gingi71]

Fashion is the true endgame.

 

[MoguMog]

... do Phoenixes fit the undead theme?

Oh! What other pretty undead designs could there be? Ghost Bride? Vampire assassin? Lady Dimitrescu? Yuki-onna? Lovecraftian designs? Flower/fungi-parasitized warriors?

 

[ContinentalEnjoyer]

Sounds like Cos-Mech-tics (heh) can be a decent side hustle for Bolt. He's gonna need every bit of currency he can get if he wants a kid with Lilly

 

[lost star]

Time waited for no one. It ground on without a care to petty human concerns. Sometimes though, it could be kind. After the initial spurt of activity, things started to slow down. Aside from general recruitment and build up, not much happened in the mountain. Bolt focused on studying and doing minor adjustments to his current lines of mechs. Lilly focused on recruiting and training. It was preparation work for the future and a welcome break for the couple.

In the meantime the galaxy moved on without touching them yet. Vesia finished it's war with their neighbors and went into a stabilizing period. Their frequent and constant internal rebellions had started to cause intolerable instability. Their focus was mostly inward as a result. It'd be a few years before they turned their attention outwards once more.

Likewise, the Empties were inward facing still. That was par for the course admittedly. Their internal politics were quite murky to outsiders. Something about their makeup and ruling structure made them very disinclined to look outwards for the most part, and people tended not to pry in the face of more relevant and local matters.

The Land of Serene Temples was going to be the largest trouble in the near future. Their ever-present bloodlust was barely restrained at the best of times. It was very likely that they'd be starting up their own wars shortly. Though calling it wars was a bit of a misnomer. They very frequently didn't formally declare war. What they did was send out raiding bands under experts to pick fights. Those bands would attack whomever looked like the best fight and return with whatever plunder they could get. It was a spectacularly infuriating and complicated tactic that had caused more than a few wars, which the nation gleefully and enthusiastically encouraged.

Bolt and Lilly's home was not immune to these raids. They were expecting at least one good attack within a year or two. Until then they had time to prepare. It helped significantly that the Wrench Rats were making good business. Bolt's creations weren't breakout hits, but they were enjoying steady and consistent sales with some surprising successes.

Cerberus was getting a reputation for being a good and consistent guard mech. It worked well in groups and was considered a very good mech to put less skilled pilots into. The Hellfire Missiles didn't require exact aiming and the mech itself was hard to mess up. Having a few good sensor mechs was also just good sense. They enjoyed brisk sales, especially in Vesia due to the different dog variants Bolt offered.

The Shining Shrine Maiden was enjoying an almost cultish popularity in the Empties. Every church wanted one. They also wanted them decorated appropriately, which was fairly trivial to do thanks to the Wrench Rat expertise. The only reason it wasn't a breakout hit was because each church really only wanted one. They were functional show pieces. Very loved, but also not something you needed a lot of.

Aside from that, the most commonly ordered mech was Zombie. The cheap mech was easy to use and deceptively durable. Most buyers had a habit of either not bothering with the head, or loading up custom ordinance in the decoy target. Typically relatively cheap things. They were decent filler mechs. A step up from ultra-cheap frontline mechs but still very affordable and consistent.

Bloody Berserker also enjoyed brisk sales. They weren't exactly popular, but more than a few mercenary companies liked having a few. The durability and destructive force made them useful in a narrow but consistently used role. The reinforced cockpit was also big selling point. Line breaking was a dangerous role in an already dangerous field. Having something that kept the pilots in the role alive was appreciated.

Other than that, the rest of Bolts designs were not particularly popular. They enjoyed a few sales here and there. The Ghoul version with Nanites, dubbed Scavenger Ghoul was too expensive for most people. It was still bought, but not much. Even with the custom nanites provided by the manufacturer the mech was simply too niche for the common buyer. The other mechs were likewise not suitable for most people. The Drowned Man was the most commonly bought of them. Fortunately it didn't cost anything to offer the mechs, and manufacturing different ones was easy for Bolt's family so they remained for sale. The production lines for the mountain weren't even being stressed yet!

These sales (plus the individual part licenses and repair jobs) put the Wrench Rats into the minorly successful category for mech salesmen. For mech companies this meant a few billion credits of whatever currency you worked in profit. For natives of the Junk Planet, this meant they were richer than anyone on the planet had ever seen. Not that this mattered much. It had about as much value to them as paper would to a starving man. There was no local economy at the moment. It led to a very odd situation where the Wrench Rats had to basically import everything and pay the locals in ration packs.

Strange economy aside, the money was still useful elsewhere. Lilly's ascension had eased a lot of things. She still needed a 'win' so to speak. She needed to show she wasn't going to squat on the planet and do nothing. They had a truce and an informal agreement that the planet was hers. To get it formally, they had to show she had teeth and ambition. This was where the money was being useful. They were planning an expedition to the Cold Grave.

Historically the planet was basically the local treasure hunter's destination. It was a planet in the boonies that had once been the site of several battles between an alien race and both the MTA and CFA. Officially it had been cleaned out of anything valuable. Unofficially people kept finding small trinkets and things there. Most people assumed that the big two simply didn't care about the smaller things that kept being found and found it amusing to see people squabble over scrap.

There were many reasons that it hadn't been claimed and seriously explored. One was that the average temperature was below subzero. Two, it was a fortress planet. It had automated alien defenses. Many of them were still active even after all of the aliens had been exterminated. Three, one of the defenses drove people mad if they stayed too long. Four, and probably the biggest one, the planet was isolated. Rust Bucket was actually only close because of its unique FTL configuration.

Now why did Lilly want to get in there? Experts were immune to the maddening effect and could apparently ward it away from other people. More importantly, Wrench Rats were experts at salvage. If there was one thing they knew they could beat anyone in, it was salvage. They were going to loot everything not nailed down and then steal the nails, the planks attached to the nails, and even the building if they could manage it.

This came back to money. You had to spend money to make money. They needed to rent haulers. They needed mechs prepared. They needed supplies, and other things.

Fortunately Bolt's designs came in handy here. The focus on repair and consistency helped significantly in long deployments. Cerberus could be configured with different sets of missiles, and Bloody Berserker could easily be shifted around to fight the defenses. This was important because the local 'monsters' were basically big stone constructs. They were durable and bulky in ways that many mechs weren't designed to deal with. Bloody Berserker would need to use hammers instead of axes.

It was a risky and large undertaking for a new group still. This problem was made doubly so by the fact that their home would very likely be attacked or raided while they were gone. The grim calculations of how things worked in this universe meant that without Lilly at the mountain they'd be considered weak and vulnerable. Someone would try something. Especially once word got out about the planet's status. Lack of claim by the nations made it a prime target for opportunists.

Lilly and Bolt were naturally taking steps to prevent that sort of thing, but they both knew how little that would matter in the end. Despite all the steps they'd made, they were still suffering the whims of the more fortunate. Their path to freedom was going to be filled with risks like this.

Money did come in handy though. In many ways. Reinforcing the shields in the mountain and spending enough for a few precautions did help quite a bit. Bolt and Lilly were not powerless. Not anymore.

Thus, a year and some days after Lilly's wedding they hired a few ships and made their way out of the system. Risking it all on a chance and a prayer. There was something both thrilling and terrifying about that.

 

[Negation]

It had automated alien defenses. Many of them were still active even after all of the aliens had been exterminated.

Click to shrink...

They are going to loot these 1st right?