FuzzyZergling
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((Also, as a Canadian, American cheese is fine. I don't like it on sandwiches, but for sauce it's great.))
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From the sound of it the only American cheese you have ever had is those Kraft Cheese singles.American 'cheese' is not cheese. It is plastic mush, vaguely flavored with cheese powder. Literal fucking petroleum jelly. Do not fucking eat it, or I will laugh at you for your melodramatic choice in suicide methods; an overpowered diuretic would be faster, less painful, and at least taste better going down, while bestowing an exit to this vale of tears that provides comparative dignity.
Melt the cheese on the burger patty, butter and grill the bun, add lettuce and a dab of mayo below the burger patty, tomato on top of the cheese, then add in your favorite condiments and grilled onions if you're into that.
Yes, but at least you're trying to be generous.I assume people can't better themselves because of trauma-induced disabilities/habitual indoctrination. Does that count?
Thank you, corrected.Inconsistent plurality. Might be just informal dialogue rather than an error.
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I suspect that we're talking about different things. This wasn't a baked cheesecake. It was a mixture of mascarpone and chocolate on the biscuit base.Yeah, cheesecake cheese is quite different. I also dislike cheese but have enjoyed a real cheesecake. Though it was the sort of sweet where I felt nauseated after eating maybe a third-half. And one of my family members nicked the rest of it when I left it in the fridge.
The places where I've gone recently have had an irritating habit of undercooking the chips. The last few times I've taken to sticking them in the oven for a few minutes when I get home.Are these like the McDonalds boxes? I hate those because when I pour salt and vinegar on them, they leak from the bottom. Usually it isn't a problem, fortunately, because McDonalds fries are bad anyway so I rarely eat them. Fries in general tend to be unimpressive really, I usually stick to proper chips.
You're welcome to do that, of course, but I don't keep tea in the house.I may be moving to Portugal in the next decade, and if I do, I'm taking a trip to England solely so that I can find Zoat at home, knock on his door, and he'll be culturally required to invite me in for tea. As I love tea and he hates it, he'll also be culturally required to keep a stiff upper lip as he drinks it.
And yet you still call yourself British.You're welcome to do that, of course, but I don't keep tea in the house
A person assuming their way is objectively better when it's only subjectively better however is snobbery.Wanting people to better themselves is not snobbery. It's assuming they can't because they're a lesser class of being that's snobbery.
No no, that is the sort I'm talking about. I've only eaten it the once, and I'm not sure if it was specifically mascarpone (don't know nearly enough about cheese to put a name to it), but it was definitely a biscuit base with actual cheese on top.I suspect that we're talking about different things. This wasn't a baked cheesecake. It was a mixture of mascarpone and chocolate on the biscuit base.
Ah, that's a shame. Luckily mine tend to be pretty good unless I'm getting them from the local Chinese or Indian (particularly the Chinese, their chips have quite an unpleasant aftertaste).The places where I've gone recently have had an irritating habit of undercooking the chips. The last few times I've taken to sticking them in the oven for a few minutes when I get home.
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((Also, as a Canadian, American cheese is fine. I don't like it on sandwiches, but for sauce it's great.))
I don't understand the correction he did. Did this story happen before your twentieth birthday and OL had to improvise so he could maintain kayfabe?"Did I ever tell you about what my mother did on my-. Fifteenth birthday?"
Yes.I don't understand the correction he did. Did this story happen before your twentieth birthday and OL had to improvise so he could maintain kayfabe?
Well, OMACs apparently do have dulled emotions, at least while powered up. That's if OL's trouble messing with their desire sets was anything to go by. Maybe it's not impossible that some just... Didn't get that aspect turned off when they power down?29th August 2013
23:48 GMT -5
Tim prods listlessly at his ketchup blob with a fry. "He-. It's not-." He sighs, not meeting our eyes. "It not.. an injection. It's a patch; you just stick it on. And… When I.. spoke to him? He said he just… Wanted to.. feel things."
Interesting... I suppose after the Anti-Life, people need that kind of intensity."Feel things like..?"
"Well… Ah… It makes you feel an… Emotion."
He means he just didn't have anything to feel about."I scanned your brain pretty thoroughly; you should be able to feel emotion normally."
He nods morosely. "Yeah. I can."
O-h.
Probably not a unique story either, in the wake of Anti-Life."I.. get it. Anti-Life sucked for everyone. I'm not.. special. Couple of my friends died, but-. Wasn't all of them. My dad made it. But…" He slumps a little. "Our neighborhood got wrecked. Family business? Gone. We're not exactly a priority for rebuilding, which… Sure, I get it. It's not like we're an essential industry or anything. My great-granddad didn't get help when he started it… And that's… Fine, I can put the work in. But the dollar ain't worth shit any more. I had-. Other stuff I wanted to do, and that's… Not happening now. And like I said, I'm not special. I'm not expecting anyone to fly in and fix it for me. But… It was… Hard. And my friends, the ones who survived? They're all…"
I mean, that's part of growing up, but all this just made it... Worse? Faster? But the White Light event fallout... There's gotta be a lot of people chasing that emotional high, isn't there?He makes a vague 'over there' gesture.
"They've moved, they're working the same hours I am… They're trying to stick their lives back together. Lee isn't going to college, Brae had to move out of state… We don't… See each other-. Hell, for a while we couldn't even call each other. And… The white light we all saw… I felt… Alive, like I didn't have to worry about the Anti-Life… And that was great, except… When it was over… I can't get that feeling back. It's like… I felt this amazing thing, and I know I'm never going to feel that way again."
It's just a whole big avalanche of shite piling up, and any lingering depression from the Anti-Life isn't helping. Understandable.He shakes his head.
"If it wasn't for the other stuff I probably wouldn't even care, but the other stuff is happening, and I… I do. I'm missing something I didn't even know existed and I only felt for about five seconds. And I'd.. rather feel like this than go back to the Anti-Life -fuck no- but I…"
Well, good for not getting into the harmful stuff. But this... Clearly it's going to have its own drawbacks...Artemis nods sympathetically. "You just wanted something that felt good. Like… 'Normal'."
"Yeah." He nods. "I've never… I drink… You know, socially. Smoked cigarettes, gave it up 'cause I didn't like what it did to my sense of smell. Smoked a joint twice in my whole life. I know one guy who ever did coke ever. I don't want you to think I… Like I always need things like this."
If it's new, no-one knows what it does or if it's harmful. They were only here because of the illegal distribution, right? They were expecting worse things than this.I nod. "So how did you..? Get in touch with your supplier?"
He frowns weakly. "Is it even illegal?"
There is that, I guess. Surprised they can't have some of the chemically-inclined League members look it over, or hand it off to somewhere like STAR labs for analysis.I shrug. "It's not a proscribed drug, specifically, but as we said, the F.D.A. isn't really functioning right now. The stuff you were taking isn't approved for sale or use. The people selling it to you were committing a crime, but you probably weren't."
"Probably?"
Yeah, that shit ain't normal."It's magic."
"Is it? I just thought it was.. some kind of neurotransmitter thing…"
"I purged the mundane chemicals from your brain nine times. Each time they reappeared from nowhere."
Though there does appear to be some similarity to things like alchemical formulae. This one just lasted longer than the simple potions Wally makes."Oh."
"I mean, there is a neurotransmitter component, but that doesn't explain how it was doing what it did."
And I assume Wally hasn't spoken up because he hasn't had a chance to look at it yet."I don't… I mean, I don't know anything about magic..?"
I shake my head. "No reason why you would. I'm not even sure exactly what it was doing, other than resisting my attempt to remove it."
Yeah, first-hand testimony to the effects should go some way to determining the benefit or harm it does."Is it..? Like a bad trip? One of those things that happens sometimes? Or was it more like a bad batch? Or were they..? Cutting it with something?"
"Frankly, I have no idea. If I had to guess, it's a novel piece of alchemy and they're still working the bugs out. What did it feel like to you?"
Sort of an 'Always look on the bright side' feeling, eh? I'm guessing he got a stronger dose than than planned, or he was oddly receptive to the effects."It felt-." He shifts awkwardly. "Great, actually. I just-. I buy happy. A dose makes me feel happy for about a few hours… Half a day at most. Not… Laughing at everything like I'm drunk or high, just… Feels like I'm having a good time, whatever I'm doing. I'm still me, I still know what's happening, I can still feel other things, but it's… Nice, it takes the edge off whatever else is going on. What I got… That was more intense. Sort of like… What I figured heroin would be like. Everything was great. Everything was fine."
Oh, that's a worry. Either Joker got out, or someone found samples. If it's even the same thing.Wallace looks up from the remains of his burger. "Hey… Does that sound like.. Smilex to you?"
"Yes. It does."
And sometimes too much of a good thing isn't healthy. Hence the 'laughing themself to death' results."Wait, wait, Smilex?" Tim clenches in fear. "The stuff the Joker used on those killer vines to make people die laughing?
Wallace nods. "Started out as an antidepressant. Side effect was, it doesn't turn off."
Any kind of mind-altering chemical, really. Especially one involving magic that may allow for external influences.I point my burger at Artemis, and then actually try taking a bite before it getsuhhuuuh that's a good burger. Really makes me appreciate improving my sensory acuity.
And Artemis is on the ball. "Which is why we're worried about a OMAC getting it. We really don't need an OMAC Joker."
A legal drug trial would not be selling out of a dingy warehouse or the back of a van."Yeah-. Ah, no. Shit. I dunno. I saw him a couple of times talking to our… Our Dealer. Honestly, it-. Made me think maybe it really was a drug trial or something. That's what the guy said it was; some new mood enhancer they got from a lab contact."
Artemis shrugs. "You said the OMAC said he wanted to feel things. Did he say what sort of things?"
Someone who couldn't deal with the deadened emotions, perhaps?"You don't really… You don't chat when you're… Lining up to buy drugs. Only… Thing I really know is… I just bought happy, right?" She nods. "He bought other stuff. The times I saw him, he always had something different. That was why I asked him; it seemed weird. I mean, why would an OMAC do something like that, right?"
I have to figure mixing these things is not advisable. Who knows how the chemicals would mix?"So just..? Feel anything..?"
"I dunno. Maybe he was mixing things at home?" He frowns. "What does..? Being an OMAC..? Actually..? Do to you? I figured it was just some kind of super-injection, but from what he said it sounded like he didn't really… Remember things from before?"
Yeah, that feels like a 'I'm not sure I should be hearing that...' moment, and the fear suggests he's worried they might not let him go to keep it quiet.Artemis glances off to the side. "Yeah, Batman doesn't exactly boast about that part of it."
"Ah…" Tim looks to me for confirmation.
In most cases, however bad you think you had it, someone's had it worse."Everyone who volunteers gets told about that, and gets the opportunity to talk to people who have been through it. But as you've observed, some people have had it worse than you."
"Huh."
...That sounds suspiciously like a certain Spectrum... Could the maker be tapping the Emotional Spectrum somehow? But they don't align one-to-one..."Hey, uh." Wallace looks curious. "What emotions did they sell, exactly?"
"Ah, happy, obviously. Angry. Scared. Hopeful. Calm-. I, er, tried that once." He shakes his head. "I didn't like it. You just don't react to stuff like an actual person. Ah, love-."
Maybe a general sort of 'I love you, Universe!' sensation. If that even comes close to describing it...Artemis nods. "You try that one?"
"No." Tim shakes his head. "It sounded messed up. If you're not in love with someone, what exactly are you supposed to be feeling?
She nods.
At least he settled on something inoffensive. I suspect those who use something like 'Angry' can be a little combative."Excitement. I saw a couple of people who look that. That one was like coke, but I guess without messing up your nose? Beyond that, I don't really know. There wasn't a big selection when I started, and once I tried happy I wasn't interested in trying the others." He looks around at us. "So, what happens now?"
Like a drug lord finding a new product and selling it without being worried about any side-effects? That's a good way to fast-track cape interference."We track the original supplier and review their work. Like I said, what they're doing is a concern because it might be unsafe, and from how the local distributor reacted to us it probably is. If they're really lucky, maybe the distributor was the problem and they can get legitimised."
Though I'd recommend a more balanced approach than focusing on one emotion alone. Just look how it worked out for OL."But I'm cut off."
"Yes… But... The… White light you felt? That wasn't a unique thing. Doctor Mist of the Justice League uses it full time. Has for millennia. Heck, even I got into the right headspace once, way before I became a superhero. It's difficult, but with enough arcane study there's no reason why you shouldn't be able to do the same."
The hard part is surviving the everyday grind while you put that effort in.Tim blinks. "Really?"
"Really. So don't despair. There's nothing a person can't accomplish with sufficient effort."
Preferably without pharmaceutical assistance.
'It's'Tim prods listlessly at his ketchup blob with a fry. "He-. It's not-." He sighs, not meeting our eyes. "It not.. an injection. It's a patch; you just stick it on. And… When I.. spoke to him? He said he just… Wanted to.. feel things."
Missing speech mark."Wait, wait, Smilex?" Tim clenches in fear. "The stuff the Joker used on those killer vines to make people die laughing?
'an'And Artemis is on the ball. "Which is why we're worried about a OMAC getting it. We really don't need an OMAC Joker."
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'took'"Excitement. I saw a couple of people who look that. That one was like coke, but I guess without messing up your nose? Beyond that, I don't really know. There wasn't a big selection when I started, and once I tried happy I wasn't interested in trying the others." He looks around at us. "So, what happens now?"
White light is a mix of emotions though, so I think it might not be a concern in the same way. Nommo turned out pretty well, I think.Though I'd recommend a more balanced approach than focusing on one emotion alone. Just look how it worked out for OL.
Thank you, corrected.
Thank me, corrected.Me said:
You've met Simon the Sorcerer, now get ready for Tim the Theurgist.Later our former drug dealer friend becomes a wizard, and starts getting into heroics. But forgets to come up with a proper pseudonym.
Someone asks him who he is on the job and he panics, casting a few more spells as a distraction to buy time to think, before slowly answering:
"There are some who call me.... Tim?"
You're welcome to do that, of course, but I don't keep tea in the house.
Well… Ah… It makes you feel an… Emotion."
"I scanned your brain pretty thoroughly; you should be able to feel emotion normally."
He nods morosely. "Yeah. I can."
O-h.
Ah, love-."
Artemis nods. "You try that one?"
"No." Tim shakes his head. "It sounded messed up. If you're not in love with someone, what exactly are you supposed to be feeling?
Thus began the tale of Tim Hunter, not to be confused with Timothy Hunter.Later our former drug dealer friend becomes a wizard, and starts getting into heroics. But forgets to come up with a proper pseudonym.
Someone asks him who he is on the job and he panics, casting a few more spells as a distraction to buy time to think, before slowly answering:
"There are some who call me.... Tim?"
Thus began the tale of Tim Hunter, not to be confused with Timothy Hunter.
Paul later mentioned that Constantine confirmed Timothy Hunter is at White SchoolYeah, the only time we heard of him the SI thought he was at the white school and it was never followed up on.
Wallace looks up from the remains of his burger. "Hey… Does that sound like.. Smilex to you?"
The question then becomes will Paul give him a skull cap with rams horns?Later our former drug dealer friend becomes a wizard, and starts getting into heroics. But forgets to come up with a proper pseudonym.
Someone asks him who he is on the job and he panics, casting a few more spells as a distraction to buy time to think, before slowly answering:
"There are some who call me.... Tim?"
Thank you, corrected.