Zam138

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  d.fish

• Today at 12:12 PM

It's so strange that there's so many fanfics about being reborn as a dragon and an almost-D&D setting, but they never really use "faerun", like the modern version seems so boring for fan writers, but there's always a Menzoberranzan, even if there isn't any other part of that same setting in the story

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  d.fish

• Yesterday at 2:40 PM

Why is it only "mother daughter bowl" and "sister flowers" instead of "father son bowl" and "brother flowers"?

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  d.fish

• Yesterday at 12:59 PM

There was this one line from this idiot who tried to start an affair in a stupid way, "Sister-in-law, please open the door, I'm my brother!"

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  d.fish

• Yesterday at 12:08 PM

If you get bitten by a radioactive spider, you become a spiderperson, so if you get bitten by a radioactive god, you become godperson, right, then if you get bitten by a radioactive godperson, you become a godpersonperson, right

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  d.fish

• Yesterday at 10:42 AM

It puzzles me that Zod's so stubborn about converting Earth, when there's a perfectly empty Mars right next door, like you see how fierce the opposition is, and you're not gonna get that codex from that farmboy if you keep pushing, why not take a step back, lay a trap, take your time with things? It's not like making kryptonians happens in an instant anyway

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  d.fish

• Yesterday at 6:35 AM

marry zammas

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  d.fish

• Sunday at 12:46 AM

zizter zam

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  d.fish

• Saturday at 2:56 PM

webi wabo

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  d.fish

• Saturday at 10:20 AM

啧啧啧

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  d.fish

• Saturday at 5:57 AM

a Zam: "After such an inspirational scene, I felt like my heart was on fire! Then after I did two push-ups, I woke up."

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  d.fish

• Saturday at 2:21 AM

a good zam should be doted and spoiled

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  d.fish

• Saturday at 1:05 AM

Language teacher: Why didn't you show the details?
Math teacher: Why didn't you show the process?
Biology teacher: Why didn't you show the steps?

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  d.fish

• Friday at 4:46 PM

If Zams were effective, then why would we need the police?

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  d.fish

• Wednesday at 11:45 PM

Judge: did you intentionally not clean the intestines?
Contestant: I think it's necessary to retain some of the original flavor of the shit in the pig intestines, so I intentionally left some flavor
Judge: ... I ain't gonna eat that
Contestant: you just activated my trap card, if you don't eat it then you can't eliminate me, if you eat it then you fell deeper into my trap

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  d.fish

• Wednesday at 12:49 PM

Suddenly, thirty zams appear!

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  d.fish

• Wednesday at 11:07 AM

"She's on a crusade and she just captured Jerusalem" is a pretty great line

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  d.fish

• Oct 29, 2024

Zam proposes, procrastination disposes

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  d.fish

• Oct 28, 2024

zams for the zam god, lazy for the lazy throne

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  d.fish

• Oct 26, 2024

it's weird that some osmanthus rice wine are 0.5VOL and some are 6.0VOL like, I guess that's rice wine for you...

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  d.fish

• Oct 26, 2024

that shit is like 0.5% VOL and I'm getting drunk from just two cups

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  d.fish

• Oct 26, 2024

We were talking about inches and cms today and she was like "so you mean 14 inches? The last time I saw 14 inches was Hermione's wand" hehe

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  d.fish

• Oct 26, 2024

hehe delicious oszamthus rice wine

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  d.fish

• Oct 25, 2024

Biggus Zamus

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  d.fish

• Oct 24, 2024

whee

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  d.fish

• Oct 24, 2024

"Although I don't like men, since he looks so good, I'll just treat him as a woman and everything will be good."

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  d.fish

• Oct 22, 2024

I mean, it's like, it's so arbitrary, James Potter almost killed Severus multiple times with his pranks, Sirius's prank is associated to James by association, so why is it that James, not even directly but indirectly, saves him from that werewolf dude, Severus owes him a life debt, what?

Also how come no one else has heard of this shit other than that one guy?

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  d.fish

• Oct 22, 2024

and so life debts in Harry Potter are utter bullshit red herring forgotten garbage trash

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  d.fish

• Oct 22, 2024

Hehe cute little zam zam poke poke poke

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  d.fish

• Oct 21, 2024

For some reason, they keep telling me brown sugar water with ginger slices works on cramps, but it feels like I'm listening to medieval superstitions

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  d.fish

• Oct 21, 2024

隐映罗衫薄，轻盈玉腕圆。
相逢不肯语，微笑画屏前。