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Zam138

Zam138

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  • d.fish
    What is a Zam? A miserable pile of angst! But enough procrastination, HAVE AT YOU!
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    It's been officially a year since I updated. I am a miserable puddle of angst now, d.fishula :(
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    d.fish
    hehe, I'm longer, hehe
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    Zams only like three types of "Zams", and they are "I have Zams", "My Zams are Your Zams", "Use All The Zams You Want"
    d.fish
    Men only like three types of 「花」(flowers), and they are 「有錢花」、「隨便花」、「盡量花」, so girls gotta stay informed!
    d.fish
    Why do some settings have like lamia/medusa/snakepeople living beside giant snakes like they are kin and/or mounts? Isn't that like a human riding an ape while hugging a gibbon and kissing a monkey...
    d.fish
    a zam becomes the new ceo of ubisoft
    turns every text to comic sans
    giggles to self
    no one understands because the joke is too old
    resign as ceo of ubisoft with a golden parachute, having brought more value to the shareholders than the previous ceo
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    The in-game clock will be one minute behind the System Clock at all times.
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    d.fish
    what a good ceo
    d.fish
    "Aren't you just richer than me, hotter than me, higher status than me, more accomplished than me, taller than me, have more friends than me? Ignoring reality for a moment, you're not any better compared to me!"
    d.fish
    So basically there's an existence out there where the omniverse was created by an omnipotent zam, and there's little tendrils sticking out into different universes that become individual zams in each universe that are an extension of that omnipotent zam, and all of them are professional losers.
    d.fish
    Every now and then you see a strange story out there (even for the genre, but not in a creepy way),

    I saw this one where MC isekaied as a cat, but not any cat, but Tom from Tom and Jerry, but not any Tom but the cat of the cat-mouse creation deity duo of this "Cat and Mouse Omniverse"
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    There's a universe within the box within the box where there's scifi aliens with conceptual weapons trying to kill god, that is, an avatar of Tom, by invading and erasing Earth, there's a setting where Tom is a human, where's...

    It's a weird story lmao
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    It feels like young adult novels don't talk about awkward boners enough
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    I've seen it but only in the context of "erm, you're too close" or "waking up together after camping" (by any meaning of camping)
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    It feels like young adult is never really young adult, but the old adults' ideal version of their own past as teens that they never had
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    d.fish
    I feel like "xianxia cougars" are basically all those stories where MC is a loser or maybe genius, just not average, and he randomly meets some powerful demon sect/evil faction saintess who fucks him dry over the course of 3 days/3 weeks/3 months/etc. and then 1-5 years later, she shows up and gives MC 1-5 kids and says they're theirs, or maybe makes MC care for her while she's preggers
    d.fish
    They say there's a specific type of green tea called "兄弟茶" or "bro tea", becoming friends with a couple and then stealing one of them from the other in a kind of green tea styled NTR

    I mean, there's also an underworld meaning where gangs sell overpriced tea as a form of collecting protection fees, but that's not important
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    Aquamarine Tea: A New Friend who spends a lot of time with a couple, and the girlfriend seems to be oddly distracted and leaves for "trips" too often with the New Friend, and the genre savvy twink boyfriend thinks "is this NTR?" only for it to all be a ruse to get the girlfriend to be away and emotionally distant while the New Friend swoops in and seduces the boyfriend, hawawawa
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    d.fish
    That's exactly what this is lmaoaoao
    d.fish
    It feels like "female xianxia" usually involves drama within a faction or sect, usually MC is already there, and a new youngest disciple comes and becomes the "group pet" and frames/blames MC for everything wrong, causing the righteous MC to angst
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    d.fish
    It all comes back to angst... mmmm angst and edge mmm
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    generic male xianxia: who can get more harem members and has the stronger power level
    generic female xianxia: who can achieve happiness the best while relying on a ML
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    And the message always seems to be "I can achieve more and better and be happier on my own than relying on a man, unlike you, my rival", but it's always so on the nose that it feels like denial

    but there's not really a big audience for "male harem", so since money talks, no one writes that way but with a female MC... :(
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    takeout keeps getting stolen from your doorstep?

    Put laxatives and sleeping pills in the takeout, so those goddamn thieves can shit the bed while they sleep!
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