qilin are just fat short dragons
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Tanuk tanuk, tanuk tanuk
"Daoist of the Same Path", that is to say "同道人" is a euphemism for penises that have entered the same hole, which is to say, it's a way for the Chinese netori to taunt the green hat wearer, hinting that he fucked his wife, so they are now "同道兄弟" or something like that
lmao these chinese "national fortune" stories where the MC always cosplays this or that japanese anime character
"Her basketballs squished her tennis balls" lmaoo
solo leveling so bad
biigoh bak
Chinese One Piece stories say "there's a lot of energy in food (such as sea kings) in One Piece, which is why people grow so big/strong, even if they are regular sized losers like Shanks", but this doesn't make any sense, since more energy should just mean they're getting fatter. It should be a genetic reason why people big boned, which means Chinese isekais have to stay tiny losers
For some reason during ancient China eras, when they make a guy into a eunuch they make him eat a lot of egg yolks until he can't eat anymore, like before the snip snip
Why do they do that
lmao this restaurant is called "Chinese Jiaozi"
"我要你组我修行" and "我要你主卧修行" sound practically the same, which is why "I want you to help me cultivate" is a lewd innuendo, since it can also be "I want you to cultivate with me in the master bedroom"
Hiruzen, you will regret it!
Danzo, I am the hokage!
Akira, you will regret it!
Tetsuo, I am the pskyer!
Naraku, you will regret it!
Inuyasha, Kikyo was very moist last night.
In the Type Moon Prime Universe, Gaia is a mouse named Jerry and Alaya is a cat named Tom
This transferring side effects cheat system is really evil, like this MC keeps taking laxatives and then transferring it to his enemies, and then this other time he took so much aphrodisiacs that it caused the guy he transferred to to have his dick shrink into his body and turn into a black bead, like who does this, this cheat so disgusting
They pronounce Shrek like "Shit Lake" here idk why
So it started out as a normal "multiverse" consecutive isekai, you know hopping from one world to the next for hot sex and awesome power, right, but it was never "power that got to the head" sort of thing, and there's a lot of "players", like PVP, you know. Anyway, after some leveling, MC is hiding in folded space while sniping other players and then devouring them lmao
swearing by sheogorath is so cringe
An update on the only types of people in web stories:
In male MC stories, there are four; ant, little friend, daoist friend, senior
In female MC stories, there are three; those I love, those that love me, those I don't love
Three billion Biigohs river east, three billion Biigohs river west, don't tanuki the lolis!
"If I survive this, let's stay together forever," said Biigoh deathflagly.
Such a baka.
I'm not sure what to think about that "Envy System". It's the one where when the MC feels extreme envy for something the 'story's protagonist' has, the system gives an upgraded version to the MC. Like if you envy the MC for winning a prize for like a couple thousand dollars, the system gives you a lottery ticket for a couple million, or something like that
They say Journey to the West was a scheme, to create artificial tribulations, control destiny, and that everyone, from the heavens to the buddhas, were all a part of the strings playing with the monkey.
If you think about it, in the current MCU, Thanos is like Sun Wukong. He's destined to snap and then fail, and everyone's a part of this scheme.Where do I reach out to someone to get the "Your account is currently awaiting approval by an administrator. You will receive an email when a decision has been taken." resolved?
Oops, did you drop into the river this gold cheat system or this silver cheat system?
sometimes I wonder what happened to aiue oka
Lolibaba system: Gives you lolibabas who take care of everything and I mean everything.
Any attempt to do something outside of being pampered will result in having to argue that you can take care of it yourself.
They will also call everything you do cute, little, precocious or some equivalent.
Biigoh: "Haha, I'm such a genius, I'm better than all those shitty isekais who need a cheat system! Hmph, 'isekai cheats'? Even a dog won't want it!"
System: "Ding! Your cheat system has arrived!"
Biigoh: "Uoooh! My dear system, you don't know how long I've waited for your arrival! You're finally here!
"
You gain a sign in system,
but the system only gives you billions of monies, no superpowers
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