Oh, oh, she could counter-troll Alucard, like by kissing Seras first (since Integra and Alucard, ehhh)
"So, Alucard, You thought you were getting two vampirinas? Have you kissed Seras yet? Probably not... her first kiss wasn't with you, Alucard! It was me!"
"So, Alucard, You thought you were getting two vampirinas? Have you kissed Seras yet? Probably not... her first kiss wasn't with you, Alucard! It was me!"