The Poop Yahweh stole a loli named Lilith from somewhere to marry his small poop Adam, which The Great Tanuki thought was a pity. So it abducted the loli Lilith and cucked Adam, causing the small poop to instead marry a smaller poop named Eve.
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Deciding that it was too wet, The Great Tanuki went elsewhere and barked melodically. This sound became Iluvatar, who created lesser barks to make a choir, but by the time they started singing, The Great Tanuki took a nap and sleeprolled back to his friend Quetzelcoatl's house for snacks.
"You are fat!" The Jackal said to The Great Tanuki one day as a joke. The Great Tanuki beat its belly in rage, which became the first thunder, and rolled around, which became the first earthquake, and acted cute, which became the first plague. With broken heart, it cried and caused The Great Flood.
The cult of Biigoh is forming...
Darth Fish is a true Shitlord of legend, this Tanuki mythology has me intrigued... from now on this is my headcanon for the creation of the world.
Then came the first winter, when The Great Tanuki shed a hair, which grew up to become alittle tree named Yggdrasil. The Great Tanuki took some fleas from its back to take care of this tree and named them the Vanir and the Aesir. But some other fleas didn't get named became they fell on a hill called Olympus and grew pompous.
When The Great Tanuki got tired, it slept. When it was hungry, it ate. Then it pooped out a fully grown guy called Yahweh, which pooped out a smaller guy named Adam. Scared by the living poop, The Great Tanuki went to an island and let out two sweatdrops named Izanami and Izanagi, which made it ice cream mochi.
Later on, The Great Tanuki peed next to a river. A loli snakegirl named Nuwa came along and kneaded the smelly yellow clay beside the river into the Han people. Then the Great Tanuki saw its own shadow and was frightened and shocked, so it called this Angra Mainyu.
In the Beginning, The Great Tanuki sneezed. Its booger fell and became Pangu. Pangu tripped and his axe accidentally split the heavens from the earth. The Great Tanuki slapped Pangu's butt so hard that Pangu became the world.
Cultivate the Dao of Abducting Lolis With Memes And Sweets
big loli
small loli
red loli
blue loli
one loli
two loli
sleep with all the lolis
If you think about it, James, Jessie, and Meowth are the true protagonists of Pokemon franchise
flooded by giantess hentai
That's not a tanuki winter coat, that's just fat.
wait why is there a gundam in Overlord
ork ork ork
Welcome to Winter
Bork bork?
iib
If you pronounce Satoshi's name in Japanese phonetically in Chinese he becomes 傻东西, on the other hand for Pikachu he becomes 皮神... "Stupid Thing and Skin God"
唉呀妈呀，这太惊悚了，容我先吃两包辣条压压惊
Bii-doof
Astolfo peepee stronk
I hate it when a Pokemon fanfic just... starts off with "hey, yeah, the MC's never gonna get any legendary/mythic Pokemon, fuck you" just arghhhhh, even if you plan it, saying it spoils that you're nerfing the MC and hard limiting the directions the story can develop, fuck, what a boring way to start something off, it's like a Naruto fic hitting it off with "Yeah, the MC's never gonna get kage-level, fuck you"
If you think about it, the reason why cultivators seem so powerful is probably because they take so much drugs that they lose their sense of scale, so they think they're in a limitless world, or they're in multiple worlds, or they can cut stars and snuff planets, or whatever, when in reality, all cultivators are just tripping out of their minds.
*gives bii the ability to isekai into dvds bii owns*
"I'm not a lolicon, I'm not a lolicon, I'm a lolicon--wait."
Biigoh you're too strong you must be sealed
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