• The site has now migrated to Xenforo 2. If you see any issues with the forum operation, please post them in the feedback thread.
  • An addendum to Rule 3 regarding fan-translated works of things such as Web Novels has been made. Please see here for details.
  • RIP @Silver Swallow
  • Due to issues with external spam filters, QQ is currently unable to send any mail to Microsoft E-mail addresses. This includes any account at live.com, hotmail.com or msn.com. Signing up to the forum with one of these addresses will result in your verification E-mail never arriving. For best results, please use a different E-mail provider for your QQ address.
  • For prospective new members, a word of warning: don't use common names like Dennis, Simon, or Kenny if you decide to create an account. Spammers have used them all before you and gotten those names flagged in the anti-spam databases. Your account registration will be rejected because of it.
  • Since it has happened MULTIPLE times now, I want to be very clear about this. You do not get to abandon an account and create a new one. You do not get to pass an account to someone else and create a new one. If you do so anyway, you will be banned for creating sockpuppets.
  • Due to the actions of particularly persistent spammers and trolls, we will be banning disposable email addresses from today onward.
  • The rules regarding NSFW links have been updated. See here for details.
Cambrian

Cambrian

The Pimperor - Inspirational as Fuck
Joined
Last seen
Messages
28,702
Likes received
1,009,402

Profile posts Latest activity Postings About Post areas

  • d.fish
    But there's actually a lot of beautiful ladies in the Journey to the West setting even outside of monkey game;

    Yaochi/Queen Mother of the West/Empress of Heaven (sometimes one person, sometimes multiple)
    Seven Fairies of the Peach Garden
    Chang E and Jade Bunnygirl on the Moon
    Jiutian Xuannv

    ... lots more, but it's like, Erlang's hot milf mom who's also the Jade Emperor's imouto, that kind of side character lmao
    d.fish
    The thing is about etymology, you know, "clone" is from plant off-shooting, "doppelganger" is double gang like spit roasting in bed, while "分身" is literally body splitting,

    So anyway, a monkey's butt hair
    d.fish
    Back during monkey king times, they didn't have toilet paper, instead, they used pieces of bamboo and scrape it off
    d.fish
    It's because one of the first lines in the game, in the intro, is about how all the monkeys are dead, so all the monkeys that come after have to be clones, or other beings in disguise, right?
    • Like
    Reactions: Cambrian
    View previous comments…
    d.fish
    d.fish
    Maybe this was lost in translation
    Cambrian
    Cambrian
    Yeah if you're talking about in the opening, Wukong says something (paraphrasing) like "I could understand all the other things you did, but KILLING MY KIN PISSES ME OFF" basically. In English, he doesn't say every single monkey is dead, just that the monkeys HAVE been dying
    • Like
    Reactions: d.fish
    d.fish
    d.fish
    In Chinese there was an implication but no explicit wording of this; he said they killed all his monkey children and monkey grandchildren, basically, and this is how he addresses all the other monkeys on his mountain under his rule in the original novel
    d.fish
    It feels like story based games are ruined if I look at their endings, but I can't help but look at the endings of these games

    But it's like, once I look at the ending and know that I can get a harem ending if I do steps 1 to 9999, I'm like, that's fucking too much work fuck
    • Like
    Reactions: Cambrian
    Cambrian
    Cambrian
    I 100% used walkthroughs to make sure I didn't miss any hidden content in Black Myth Wukong once I found out there was content you could lock yourself out of in pretty much every chapter from 2 on. But I didn't read too far ahead, so the endings were still special to me
    • Like
    Reactions: d.fish
    d.fish
    d.fish
    I feel that's still fine, cuz it's just an action game, you know, but with turn based story driven games where you collect party members like fire emblem but instead of coupling them you pair them all with your player insert harem... it gets ruined not by the ending but by the time sink required by harem end idk lol
    d.fish
    d.fish
    it just

    you know

    ending doesn't warrant such time cost, but

    like you're there for the harem antics/interactions, but when you only see the result, idk feel deflated
    d.fish
    Sword cultivators in wuxia and xianxia are pretty lewd, because "flying swords" or dancing swords as they are more often known as in fantasy are summoned with the phrase "剑来", "sword come"

    swords are already lewd dicks, but now you want them to come, it's like
    d.fish
    Why is it that romance in video games often takes like multiple stages and shit, when I just want instant satisfaction damn it
    d.fish
    I was gonna get into this sailing game with age of exploration themes but international instead of caribbean, but the second picture is a shot of the inventory management and I freaked out like holy shit

    inventory management with dozens/hundreds of items is the worsttt
    d.fish
    o nvm I found the monkey stick makers

    they just arent my usual gotos for swords like anduril or elden ring moon sword or master sword
    d.fish
    There's a lot of these cosplay weapon makers that make realistic material weapons out of video games on taobao and there's a lot of dark souls and elden ring weapons they make, but there's no monkey sticks for some reason :(
    • Like
    Reactions: Cambrian
    d.fish
    d.fish
    Well, I mean, there are, but those are like little walking sticks or stylized baseball bats, not beat your brains out sticks
    d.fish
    I accidentally called Stardew Valley a Terraria, and a kid called me grandma, and I guess this is another indication that I'm old, like back in the 90's when old people called every game a Nintendog
    d.fish
    I have come to realize there's actually not enough monkey memes.
    • Like
    Reactions: Cambrian
    Cambrian
    Cambrian
    • Like
    Reactions: d.fish
    d.fish
    d.fish
    I got really into these deep fake videos where they turned monkey game characters into real life people who were being interviewed and had them dubbed over it looks so jank but so hilarious at the same time
    d.fish
    d.fish
    Also, it feels like red boi never got a positive representation, like in every journey to the west adaptation, he's always a little shit lmao

    then again, he was one in the novel
    d.fish
    Children: "Only children make choices, adults want all of them (harem ending)!"
    Adults: "Only children want all of them, adults know your waist can't handle that many."
    Rake1810
    I've put off reading Maidenless till this weekend as I just beat Elden Ring. Loved the story and oh boy did I need me some Melina after playing the game. Posting here to avoid a necro. Thanks again for a great story.
    • Like
    Reactions: Cambrian
    Cambrian
    Cambrian
    Happy you enjoyed it, thanks for reading!
    Cambrian
    d.fish
    Too many monkey memes
    • Like
    Reactions: Cambrian
    View previous comments…
    d.fish
    d.fish
    Which ending did you get? I was so depressed with the default "become a buddha and return to reincarnation" ending, like infinite suffering lmao

    had to look up how to jump out of samsara on some obscure douyin video lol
    Cambrian
    Cambrian
    Got the true ending with no crown lol. Honestly couldn't have beaten the Final Boss without the secret boss' spear anyways. Final Boss was giving me so much trouble until I went and got the spear, then I changed to a Perfect Dodge/Counter Thrust build and took it down in 5 tries.
    • Like
    Reactions: d.fish
    d.fish
    d.fish
    I was reading monkey game's monkey dev's monkey essay from 2007, about how he hates how the game industry is becoming more and more p2w and gacha-shit, and he wrote another essay in 2023 about how he justified his own previous games' gambling aspects and addiction inducing because he needed the money to make monkey game

    lmao

    feels like endings saying something about game dev journey
    hey, I was rereading game of thrones story - Playing The Game, just as good as I remember, but where has the nude character pic of the Goddess Meraxes gone. It was there when i read the story originally.
    Cambrian
    Cambrian
    No clue, haven't been in that story thread in years lmao.

    If it's a broken image/link, might be because it was originally hosted to Imgur before they wiped all NSFW content from their website.
    d.fish
    I'm sure this scene happened a couple times already in different shows, but the scene where a guy just goes up to everyone who talks back to them and slaps each one back to back, like in english shows, chinese shows, indian shows

    just, you know, slap!

    "You--"

    slap!

    "Hey--"

    slap!

    "I--"

    slap!

    lmao so fun
    d.fish
    Realizing that the iconic and neat music that plays with the Age of Mythology trailer was just the menu music and not actually one of the actual themes
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
Back
Top