Eyy just noticed the smut-master-pimperor god was reading my plot before "plot" story!
I am freaking honored!
I am freaking honored!
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Cambrian
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The scary thing is that someday Jason Wu might overthrow the Pimperor without ever actually posting a single thread lol.
Thank you for what you do.
Unlimited Inspiration indeed, you are.
I realize now I should have written that line as "... Cambrian. Comic Sans. Size 144. Reposted by a plagiarist and machine translated into Russian. Missing the chapters without sex."
Could imagine a scene, like the one from American Psycho where they compare the name cards, but it's stories here, like,
"New story. It's something called Brosef... in Helvetica. Size 12. It's got 9 chapters so far."
"Oh yeah? Check this out, Cherico, Times New Roman, at size 20. Finished."
"Nice"
"Nice, let's see Paul Allen's story"
"... Cambrian, in Arial, size 16, reposted by a plagiarist"
"Oh my god"Hello!! I love the way you write and I wanted to ask you where I could ask you to write a Jon Harem Game of Thrones story as long as your story of playing the game but different with a commission to be agreed upon of course
Spittaked, spattook, spattaked, or spittook?
So as I took a look through the whole 2k+ snippet list on your thread I noticed something I'd like to ask about, if you don't mind answering me, that is.
Specifically the "An Arrow, A Quiver" snippets. There are two parts posted, out of a total six/seven. I understand that part seven (if not six and five) is still behind the subscriber paywall, that's all fine and dandy, but where are parts three and four?
Two soldiers were trapped in a castle, with only one able to survive. The dying man told the other, "brother, when I die, please take care of my wife and daughters." And the other man said, "your sacrifice will be remembered, don't worry, I'll treat them as if they were my own wives."
Hey man, I was just going through some stories I had favorited on FF, and I couldn't find you. Did you get removed from the site or something?
Hey cambrian, do you have a story that has less "plot" and more actual plot? Because I can tell you are a talented writer and hey smut is enjoyable, otherwise I wouldn't be here. But sometimes the smut kind of breaks any immersion or seriousness in the story by randomly jumping out to surprise you
While robot cat girl maid stocks have been on the rise in the recent months, I still believe that there is hope for artificial womb birthed genetically augmented cat girl maid stocks.
"Every time I'm faced with delicious food, I have to tell myself that if I ate too much, I'd die. But as it turns out, I do not fear death."
Hm...
"Then: Skynet will kill us all!
Now: Skynut will drain us all!"
Started a new story, check it out! https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/an-iron-resolve-marvel-time-travel.26893/#post-8287504
I think I really like the kind of villain protagonist who can pull off petty blackmail right, like, how you'd touch your date more and more on a date to make them used to it, using petty blackmail to reasonably get laid through gaslighting
The XXX-Gene is great!
It feels like, for most occasions, most protagonists deserve to be NTRd, perhaps because they are written as flawed characters in themselves, but those flaws make them deserving of such a thing. That's not to say there aren't "actually good" protagonists who feel like they don't deserve it, but these days, there's fewer and fewer of those
I like win-win situations, and since it is a win-win situation, it wouldn't matter if I win twice.
I saw this one villainous protagonist keep using the same NTR-doujin styled threats on the same heroine so much that when he started to say "You don't want this information to spread, do you?", he wasn't even able to say half the sentence before she knelt in front of him and unzipped his pants as if trained on reflex
this reaction lmaoahahahahaaa
"You can't spell "ignorant" without IGN."Huum
neeeeeed newwwwwwwwww gameeeeeeee
Wow, they really disappointed with that Dragon's Dogma release.
"For my bros, I can stab enemies twice. For hoes, I can stab my bros twice."
i'm a little surprised by the reception and praise that dune 2 got here
Although villains are disliked, being a villain seems great, like you can't be a hero and say something like, "I will take good care of your wife, sister, and daughter from now on, so you don't have to worry and can die in peace." Feels like such a fun thing to say, but you don't get to say it without at least some malice.
I no longer know what to feel about preordering video games
dune 2 was pretty decent
Mother daughter bowl! Twin sisters bowl! Older sister younger sister bowl! Auntie niece bowl! Three generations bowl! -
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