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  1. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Blake: *rants to Salem how she's a human conspiracy to keep Faunus down and subservient* Salem: "Oh by the Dark Brother you're Menagerian."

  2. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
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    Katy: "Menagerie wasn't even a thing a century back. Did we all just pop out of thin air one day?" Katy: "I mean, other than when Jaune and me played Prince and Loyal Vassal..." *drools* Katy: "Humans also gave you Menagerie." Blake: "We won it in a war!" Katy: "You won bumfuck nowhere in...

  3. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Tai: *happily* "Ah, just like your mother." Yang: *horrified scream*

  4. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune as a member of the Men in Black. *It's night and Team RWBY is about to turn in before the door slams open. Jaune walks in wearing a black formal suit, amidst the girls' shrieks* Weiss: "Arc, you depraved pervert! Get out!" *Jaune holds up a small remote and presses it. The nearby wall...

  5. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune: "Oh well, time to use my royal privileges and have Vale Media brutally silenced." Girls: "Eh?"

  6. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune can talk to animals. Sure, it's not something earthshattering or gamechanging, but, among others, he finds out that Zwei is an evil overlord and cats think Blake is a poser. Zwei: "My vengeance shall be long and terrible, yellow bovine." Jaune: "Uh, Yang? You might want to loosen your...

  7. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune: "So, um, haha, did you know King Gilgamesh really hates copycats? It's why he hates my grandpa." Yang: "What's that supposed to mean?" Jaune: "It means Ruby might want to get a new robot." Weiss: "Wha-" Gilgamesh: "MONGRELS! That technique is fucking patented!"...

  8. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    A Blake handpuppet. The advice she gives is so good that Team RWY is out to save her too. To add insult to injury, Blake gets ignored whenever Better Blake is around.

  9. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Salem: "And goddamn, you couldn't even get a seventeen-year old whose voice hasn't cracked to commit suicide without a drawn-out fight scene?" Jaune: "Huh?" Salem: "You could have just pointed out that she couldn't lead a parade!" Jaune: "Um..." Salem: "And that she abandoned a team that...

  10. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Gele is Jacques' actual surname. Salem is calling Weiss her father's daughter.

  11. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    When Salem manifests and Ruby pulls aggro, she decides to go for a full party wipe. Salem: "Your mother said the same thing." Ruby: *breaking* "My...my mother?" Salem: "Oh yes, how should I describe her...phenomenal laser eyes, itty-bitty brain space." Ruby: *sobbing* Yang: "Fuck you, bitch!"...

  12. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jacques being pragmatic evil but utterly infuriated that he gets the blame for everything would be genuinely interesting. The SDC's faunus issues? Nicholas wasn't actually the best at running a business while Jacques was pragmatic enough to realize that marginalizing an entire race is going to...

  13. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Crack idea: Jaune somehow finds himself in Morrowind during the events of the titular game, only instead of the expected Imperial Legion sympathizing, he somehow ends up joining House Telvanni and finds himself internalizing the culture - that is to say, the culture of xenophobic mad scientist...

  14. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Crack idea: the Grimm Pools are sentient and sapient, and have the personality of Seihai-kun. Ruby: *sobbing* "Grimm-kun! Grimm-kun! Weiss, Blake and Yang never listen to me!" Grimm-kun: "Jeez, you're so silly Ruby." *LEADERSHIP AFFIRMATION DEVICE!* Ruby: "...Eh?" Grimm-kun: "Stab them in the...

  15. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Whitley: "Good lord! I'd heard that the faunus was so degenerate Menagerie kicked her out and that the blonde made hardened criminals cry from having to listen to her puns, but everyone assured me that Ruby Rose was perfectly normal! Now I find out that she's just as bad?! Is this why father...
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