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  1. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Go ahead.

  2. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Blake freaking out at chill MILF Blake in her expensive and scandalous kimono, draped over a big blonde hunk. MILF Blake: "Nyah~ I forgot how...high-strung I was~" Blake: "Why does everything you say sound suggestive?!" Meanwhile, MILF Cinder looks and sounds like sex incarnate, only she turns...

  3. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    SALEM: I am the witch with the answers you seek Time, I've unlocked it I see past and future running free There is a world where my death helps you get home But that's not a world I know RAVEN: What? SALEM: I see a song of past romance I see the sacrifice of man I see portrayals of betrayal...

  4. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    -Blake accidentally frees an ancient faunus entombed alone in a hellish prison, no doubt a poor soul enslaved by his human oppressors because of his looks! "Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living!" -Yang gets a bit too much gold in her eyes when she...

  5. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Phoenix: "Well, I talked to the judge and he's willing to let you off with a warning." JNPR/RWBY: "Woohoo!" Phoenix: "My nephew's team, that is. Apparently the entire legal system's been wanting to throw the book at the rest of you for months." Ren, stoically: "We'll visit you four in prison."...

  6. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune: *headpat* Ruby: "Arf!" Jaune: *headpat* Pyrrha: "Yip!" Jaune: *headpat* Weiss: *hanging on to Jaune's arm, eyes promising death if he stops* Alternate universe Blake in a happy relationship with Jaune while Yang's abandonment issues turn it into a comedy skit. Blake is simply...

  7. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Imagine Jaune being trained by Agravain. He'd be the best damn bureaucrat and manager around. He'd also pick up another famous trait of Agravain's. Jinn: *reveals Ozma's backstory* Jaune: *throws up his hands* "Of course, it was a woman who ruined it for the rest of us. Why am I not...

  8. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Victory

    *The Fall of Beacon* *Yang's unconscious. Jaune is all that stands between Blake and Adam.* Jaune: "Adam Taurus! You just want Blake for vengeance, all to fulfill your own sick desires!" Adam: *scoffing* "You're a fool, human. Blake hides her guilt and her cowardice beneath a veneer of...

  9. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Pyrrha was certainly Jaune's mentor, but outside of fanon Goodwitch was Generic Hot Strict Teacher.

  10. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Jaune and Junior bond over drinks while Yang tries to participate, proves to be a lightweight, and commits arson. RWB and NPR end up spying on our dynamic duo and get caught every time. Jaune: "And that, kids, is a Christmas gremlin! She spies on both the nice and the naughty, and when she...

  11. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Ozpin takes one look at this, recognizes the narrative tropes at play, and realizes this is just going to end up with the Main Character at another Academy while setting Beacon as the Rival School. The solution is to lean into Narrative Tropes and become the Hidden Mysterious Mentor! Ozpin...

  12. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Everyone finds out that Whitley built a hugging machine. Nobody knows what to think when Ruby and Jaune make liberal use of it too. Ren: "...Out of curiosity, what else did you build?" Whitley: "A machine to tuck me in at night and make hot cocoa, a machine to tell me 'good job, bro', a...

  13. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Having only been exposed to corporate Aslanmas events, Weiss is thoroughly unprepared for a proper chaotic family Aslanmas. Weiss: *tilts head* "Presents? You mean...actual presents? That's actually a thing? I thought that was a myth, like getting a pony for your birthday." Nicholas: "Pony...

  14. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    All this needs is Raven bragging that her own corvid kids are superior to Yang.

  15. [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    I'm kind of just musing on future Whitley wondering why all these huntsmen keep dying on his doorstep and giving him their semblances. Weiss: "Please...Whitley...you're our...only hoooOOOOOPE NO WAIT NOT THE WINDOW-" Whitley: "Gods, first it was that crazy martyr leader of theirs, now my insane...
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