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So many apocalypse stories, so few that take all of it at once, let's isekai you to a world with zombies, rift monsters, red mist, blood moon, acid rain, extreme winter, meteors, ghosts, mutant beasts, solar flares...
It feels like there ought to be like a "all devices factory reset" button for, like, all your devices, like if you isekai, you don't want someone to flip through your phone or computer and find something, right? It's like "dying with dignity" but "isekai with dignity"... so from this point of view, those truck drivers are really impolite and inconsiderate, since they don't even give you time to wipe your hard drive
It feels like magic hasn't kept up with the times. Not battle related, you know what I mean, like, nowadays, we need curses like "Your phone is factory reset everyday" and countercurses like "I have a new cloud account everyday". Sure, it could be simplified as a "data theft" charm or cyberpunk not-magic "quickhacks", but that isn't as fun as making someone panicking with a blank phone
Like, a line kinda like "stand back, I'm about to do something really cool" seems really normal, if even childish, but I feel like something like that before a climax is really nice
You isekai as a cheat system, with your original body stored in your own inventory, and you gain the ability to isekai to other worlds and be other people's cheat systems, the kind that can choose what your functions are as long as you have enough energy/matter, after all, why work hard to become the strongest when you can have other people work for you?
You isekai as an Earth, and you can isekai to other universes and fuck merge with other Earths to grow, but if you fuck merge with the wrong Earth, you might catch a planetary transmitted disease, such as eldritch deep ones or cosmic zombies or whatever, but once you fuck merge enough Earths, you can eventually fornicate universes
You isekai as an orphan with nothing but burning ambition, working day by day to create a secret organization that becomes the dark hand behind all world events, on the eve of your grand reveal to start an open revolt to conquer the empire, your identity as the lost first son of the emperor is revealed
But actually, California has always been a fire-type map, it's just recently some people cut all the budget and sold the public water, and there's a hellmouth
"You are reborn as the new elf king!"
"Nah, too tiring."
"It is your destiny to lead our armies!"
"Nah, too tiring."
"Our vast forests will be under your management!"
"Nah, too tiring."
"You will master our mystic magicks!"
"Nah, too tiring."
"The many elven beauties will become your brides!"
"I am your new elf king!"
"... Aren't you too tired?"
When you were going out for a midnight snack last night, a giant truck sped towards you at dickbreaking speeds, transformed into a giant nuclear robot, then swung a truck-sized fist at you. The last thing you heard was, "SHOUNEN! IT IS TIME TO GO TO ANOTHER WORLD!"
"You haven't seen your missing best friend for a whole year, and suddenly he dials you, but when you pick up, it's a cute little girl on the other side who says your best friend is her dad and he made you her godfather, and she needs your help because mom and dad are gone. When you tap the GPS location she sends, you are isekaied to the past where Aku has yet to start his reign..."
"You were just happily living your life but a mud truck trying to achieve its annual KPI crashed into you while you were swiping away at your phone on the twentieth floor of your apartment complex causing you to isekai with nothing but a phone filled with lewds..."