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Teiwaz

Teiwaz

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  • d.fish
    lmao this chinese 40k fanfic

    where the chaos gods sniped SI-sanguinus at birth causing her to be born a cute imouto and grow up into a beautiful oneechan
    Teiwaz
    Teiwaz
    lmao i can imagine the seething that has caused among 40k fans
    d.fish
    I was at this one banquet the other day and this one girl was like, "I wanna marry an aristocratic family", and I was like, bitch, this is fucking China, where are you gonna find an aristocracy, and she was like, not listening to me at all and said, "It has to be at least a hundred-year old aristocratic family"

    fucking rich people social circle too small 😭
    d.fish
    It feels like the new Ciri in Witcher 4 has the sameface as the newer Lara Croft
    Teiwaz
    Teiwaz
    she a lot... rounder
    d.fish
    d.fish
    lol I thought I was the only one who thought she got plastic surgery

    cheeks look exactly like this one super plastic chinese actress who ruined a tv series here
    d.fish
    This dude in his DND campaign made a diamond thing his phylactery, cast some hardening or whatever spells on it and then threw it into a volcano, like he's never seen what happens if you heat a diamond lmao
    d.fish
    I kind of like those "real heiress + fake heiress" otome stories that turn into "real heiress x fake heiress" yuri stories
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    the fun of otome is that any girl can be an otome villainess, even the heroine! :D
    Teiwaz
    Teiwaz
    the heroine is the most villainous of the mall
    d.fish
    d.fish
    sounds like you're talking about mean girls
    d.fish
    lol "You're all after her because of her pretty face, you're so vulgar, unlike me, I'm uncultured, I'm after her body."
    Teiwaz
    Teiwaz
    jokes on them im after her stocking covered thighs
    d.fish
    d.fish
    hawt

    but lewd
    d.fish
    I saw this one story where the MC got this one girl's affection level to like 85, but the girl is still cheating on her with a guy, and she's like 'yeah, people can eat both apples and pears', and I was like this shit's too real
    d.fish
    It feels like there aren't any Frierens in actual western fantasy, like why are all the elves so emotional
    d.fish
    Sometimes, I feel like the original Baldur's Gate was inspired by Highlander, you know, 'there can be only one'... it's a pity Abdel Adrian got killed off screen though
    Teiwaz
    Teiwaz
    there are clear parallels yeah then baal goes and makes more kids later on
    d.fish
    d.fish
    well, highlander never really went into detail about where they came from or what happens if there's really only one
    d.fish
    I found this one Baldursgate story where MC goes to Candlekeep to study and drags along the two kids version of protagonist and his sister, and protagonist is just sleeping in class and his little sister is fucking around with some wires, and MC is like "I feel sad for Baal"
    Teiwaz
    Teiwaz
    baals kids are as big as fuckups as their dad
    d.fish
    yuri -> plastic yuri -> plastic yuri through filters -> fake plastic yuri through filters using chatbot -> composite fake plastic yuri bodies superimposed with generated faces through filters using chatbot made by ai -> yuri
    d.fish
    lol they don't even add salt to their coffee
    Teiwaz
    Teiwaz
    not every kind of coffee works with salt
    d.fish
    d.fish
    I suppose you have a point
    d.fish
    So this one web story had the MC take a yuri-only girl and put her soul in the back seat of a straight girl who was dating him, and kept making her do san checks until she thought was was gonna get straightened by him

    the horrors of soul magic, I guess
    d.fish
    It's strange, like, you know, everyone has stuff, so it's reasonable to assume that rebels have stuff, but in those so-called grand strategy games, when you massacre the rebels, their families, their friends, their pets, dig out their ancestors' graves, salt their fields with their ashes, you don't get any loot, instead you have to pay upkeep costs on your army, and there's still a chance for more idiots to rebel!
    d.fish
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