Saudi Arabia doesn't use oil lube when fucking America from behind. How crude.
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Kenya believe that Greece is the most slippery country?
What is a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Mike "Like the cock? Get the shock" Pence
There once was a man named Plus. He wanted to be a knight, but the kingdom didn't want more knights. They didn't want a Sir Plus.
Will we get to see more updates of Monster?
Sigh... some readers are just the worst asshole jerks...
xicree xicree read mah Bulma SI!
Is that apple for me?
This profile page is like my cache of old puns I reuse in other places when I can't think of anything clever.
Party like ah birthday boy!
You should run Ancient Scandinavian Geneticist Quest, where players use ancient mad science to turn all the things orange.
I've some groundbreaking humor. These geology puns really rock. Most of them are rock solid, but maybe I could go a little boulder.
An elevator makes ghosts happy because it lifts the spirits.
Are ghosts alcoholics because they like boos?
Are you ready for some pun-kin pie?
A group of escaped prisoners were in a car chase. The heist had gone wrong and they were on the run. One of the newbies they picked up for the door job suggested going for some In-n-Out just up the road.
But they didn't, because the cons were pros.
Quack open a bottle, I'm here for seducktion. But you get the bill.
If you actually see any so-called "bad" fish puns... let minnow.
The ocean waved at the other ocean.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
I'd like to thank you for the advice you gave me about my attempted quest. I've decided to try it a third time on SB, and was wondering if you were interested?
Why does the snake not like cakes?
Because she's a piethon.
'Why is that snake hiding under a a box?'
'That's what I do venom scared.'
"Why do you think you'd be a good waiter?"
"You could say I bring a lot to the table."
Why are snekss so hard to trick? You can't pull their legs.
If a blind girl says you have a big penis, she's just pulling your leg.
This here's a stick up.
*sticks up your butt*
I'm pretty bad at putting up signs.
Oops, wrong place for this post.
Having sex with someone on a keyboard, you gotta make her qwert.
It's no wonder why we have sticky keys.
But if you don't, maybe she's not your type. -
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