When you first reincarnate-isekai and think you've become a DxD devil, only to find out you've actually reincarnated as an alien called deviluke and this world doesn't have a goddess of breasts pulling the strings behind the scenes
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these arent the boobies youre looking for
these arent the boobies were looking for
All's I know is... apparently there's some kind of error or something, so no one's got number 69
I'm still surprised that you were 76th. So early... hehe, 76, like Fallout 76
You isekai 69 times at the same time, sharing everything (powers, skills, etc.) with each self, but these new identities... they're all a bit...
1. Hyodo Issei's cousin's roommate's best friend
2. Clark Kent's elementary school classmate
3. Tony Stark's dad's assistant's boyfriend
4. Dr. Gero's son's best friend
5. ... etc.
You isekaied by most evil deed of littering on the ground, becoming an evil wizard demon god dark lord emperor. Just as you completed your master plan, a moron and his idiot friends accidentally trip and tumbled through your nine hells dimensional dungeon, landing right in front of your throne. They start shouting about "justice" "youth" and "friendship", causing you to get a sense of impending doom.
You know, usually at the start of a story where the MC has like a gamer-esque system, they'd show their power by saying the MC is a power level 5 trash, or an easy prey, or whatever
this is the first time I've seen the story say "To avoid discouraging the user, it's better not to display your current power level" lmao
buckler shields are actually cooking pot lids
You gain the isekai cheat of having succubus-like ability, but it only affects married women who aren't married to you
It feels like the reason why people like DC is because they don't want MCU
After you isekaied as the Sun, you sneezed, because space is cold, but this caused a solar flare to swallow the Earth
I was reading a story, and a line popped out to me like a bitch slap I didn't expect:
"His gait held such confidence that he appeared like the lawyer in the OJ Simpson murder trial who pulled out the glove."
"Earth is too dangerous, I want to go back to Mars."
You looked at a pretty girl one day, causing you to isekai and become a prettiest girl, but then you found out you just became the main heroine(victim) (target)of multiple dating sim story lines at the same time!
One day, you drank a sip of water, causing you to isekai and gain the pure and innocent powers of hypnosis, perception change, time stop, tentacles, x-ray vision, panty note, seduction scent, dream walking, illusions, and even sharingan
I need to stop reading Yugioh fics. They give me bad ideas. Like writing them.
Hi I know you probably don't like getting messages about your Old Stories but I had a Idea for Making a Video Game Company to Get My Waifu that I just had to tell you about it.
After isekaing to DXD, you didn't have any cheats or tricks, using your human mortal coil and the wisp of will within the low tier sacred gear you were born with, you fought in two world wars and survived numerous disasters, finally grinded your way up to inheriting and then becoming the new God of the Bible. Just then, you hear a sound, "Ding! Your isekai cheat has arrived!"
So some stories call the middle finger the "international greeting of good will" that a modern protagonist offers traditional big bads, so some stories that are scifi or high fantasy or whatever that go into space and stuff call the middle finger the "interstellar greeting of good will"
One day, while driving a truck and contributing to the God of Isekai's KPI and earning a commission on each isekai by driving on sidewalks rather than streets, a system matchmaking error occurred, causing you to crash into your sales rival, a dumptruck driver, causing you to isekai along with your isekai truck
"Do you like me?"
"I... I don't know."
"Then do you hate me?"
"I don't?"
"Then you like me."
"Is this what liking is like?"
"Yes, now let's get married."
None of the Celestial Jump Chains have stuff from One Piece or Haki!
There's a saying that all isekai protagonists, in reality, are all arrogant, proclaiming themselves as chosen ones or whatever. But on the other monkey's paw, if you isekai and you have a cheat, and your ambitions are still the same, isn't that a waste of an isekai?
While delivering pizza, you accidentally touched the customer's butt, causing her to slap you, which made you isekai as Pizza Time Spider-Man!
Bad news: Sir already has girlfriends!
Good news: Sir has more than one girlfriend! I still have a chance!
Reincarnated as Bill Gates in 2017, but if you don't discover David Koch's credit card number before he dies in 2019, you die forever!
is yellow
has red cheeks
super effective against water
spongebob is a pikachu
I always thought it would've made more sense if "kid flash's" name was "speedy", like that name has nothing to do with shooting arrows
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