"I learned martial arts to kidnap her, but I realized I couldn't do it. I never thought I'd use it to protect her instead."
"Awwww, you learned martial arts for me, how sweet!"
"Awwww, you learned martial arts for me, how sweet!"
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Police: "We found a small amount of human organic material in a large pile of bullets. We suspect the victim to have suffered from heavy metal poisoning."
What do they mean when they say there are no chicks with dicks only dudes with tits
It never made sense to me that they whitewashed Accelerator, like were all the clones he killed not lives? That's like, what, ten thousand lives on his hands, and he just gets off for, idk, being a minor or following orders or whatever? I mean, even Vegeta had to go to hell and face consequences, right?
One saying is "a woman looks her best in mourning clothes", hmm. Widows, hmm.
After getting hit by a cyber truck transformer, you were isekaied to the past century, where you got hit by a dump truck, causing you to isekai to the century before that, where you got hit by a train, causing you to isekai to a further back century, where you got hit by a horse drawn wagon, causing you to isekai to an even more distant past
Gain the ability to fulfill your own wishes, provided they are cringe wishes, and this wish granting ability is powered by doing cringe things, the more you cause cringe, the more cringe you cause.
Luxun once said, "Perseverance can carve stone. As long as one keeps trying, one can shape the other person into their own penis form."
A brother and a sister were huddled together at home during a thunderstorm.
Sister: Big brother, I'm scared of the thunder.
Brother: Shhh... I'm more scared than you are right now.
Sister: Why is that, big brother?
Brother: Because I don't remember having a sister...
"Singles or group battle, you can pick one. Singles as in you single handedly fight all of us at the same time, and group as in we gang up on you as a group."
While helping feed stray cats, you dodged eleven charging dumpster trucks, but the twelfth truck smashed your soul into twelve pieces, causing you to isekai as twelve different cats
If "God made Adam in God's image" and "God is a cute girl" in DXD, then it makes sense for Lucifer to rebel, since "God is perfect" and Adam isn't because he clearly has a penis
That celestial named tiamut in mcu always makes me wonder why doesn't it have boobs
it's clearly not-tiamat
As I read more stories, I find I'm starting to hate protagonists who give away a lot or all of their key information upon first impressions with characters who misunderstood or are hostile towards said protagonists. Like, those guys are trying to kill you and you want to be friends with them after beating them up? Fine. But telling them all your shit in exposition before beating them up? Ugh!
sometimes I feel nekomata are so cute that people shouldn't depict them as catgirls
lmao this dude became sorcerer supreme and then waited for when steve rogers got unpopsicled before going over stealthily and then broadcasting racist complaints using steve's voice into people at shield's minds as if he was the one thinking them
lmao this multiverse isekai guy's initial cheat is "orphan favorability plus", causing people who are orphans when they are kids to all start with at least 70/100 affection for him
I used to like semi-insane protagonists doing crazy stunts and stuff, but after reading a few authors try it and keep adding elements into the setting to keep up with escalating insanity, ruining pacing and plot, I realized the error in my ways
"God bless everyone! Ramen!"
"Scared? What a joke. The word 'scared' isn't in my dictionary!"
"Then you should get a dictionary that isn't missing pages,"
When you first reincarnate-isekai and think you've become a DxD devil, only to find out you've actually reincarnated as an alien called deviluke and this world doesn't have a goddess of breasts pulling the strings behind the scenes
these arent the boobies youre looking for
these arent the boobies were looking for
All's I know is... apparently there's some kind of error or something, so no one's got number 69
I'm still surprised that you were 76th. So early... hehe, 76, like Fallout 76
You isekai 69 times at the same time, sharing everything (powers, skills, etc.) with each self, but these new identities... they're all a bit...
1. Hyodo Issei's cousin's roommate's best friend
2. Clark Kent's elementary school classmate
3. Tony Stark's dad's assistant's boyfriend
4. Dr. Gero's son's best friend
5. ... etc.
You isekaied by most evil deed of littering on the ground, becoming an evil wizard demon god dark lord emperor. Just as you completed your master plan, a moron and his idiot friends accidentally trip and tumbled through your nine hells dimensional dungeon, landing right in front of your throne. They start shouting about "justice" "youth" and "friendship", causing you to get a sense of impending doom.
You know, usually at the start of a story where the MC has like a gamer-esque system, they'd show their power by saying the MC is a power level 5 trash, or an easy prey, or whatever
this is the first time I've seen the story say "To avoid discouraging the user, it's better not to display your current power level" lmao
buckler shields are actually cooking pot lids
You gain the isekai cheat of having succubus-like ability, but it only affects married women who aren't married to you -
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