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Questionable Questing

Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
I guess there's another reason Kumo's doing so well: They happened to get the location near the magical waterfall that lets you conquer your inner darkness and become a perfect jinchuuriki.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
...maybe that's also why they have so few s-rank missing nins/none of them. They use the waterfall of ultimate self psychotherapy to root out the truly crazy and cure the others of inner darkness.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
It's pretty remarkable that the databooks expand on one's understanding of the setting enough that it's possible to have this long a conversation about the truth underneath the pretensions of supremacy Konoha still puts on.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
I mean, back in ITLOL there was OOC argument over whether surrogacy and in-vitro were within Kumo's capabilities...but they're the most advanced, wealthiest, highest HDI place in the Naruto world, in actuality.
So if anywhere can do it, it's there.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
At least ITLOL Konoha is in a fair bit better state, because the Uchiha didn't start shit hard enough to get ded, and the clans all came together.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
Kishimoto's setting is impressive. If Naruto had been a Seinin Manga, this'd have been more of a focus.

Alas, we got the Rabbit Goddess.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Setting impressive. Execution trash and amateur.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
Characters: Interesting. Storyline: Why?
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Concepts: Fascinating. Conflict resolution: Contrived.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
Well, mostly the stuff after the Pain arc. And Naruto's messiah nonsense.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Haku: Cutest. Utilization: Dead.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Er...not to say 'cuter than Hinatan'. They are the two great equal forces of Naruto cuteness.
Valette-Serafina
Valette-Serafina
Clearly they must perform a fusion dance.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
...Hermaphrodite Ninja Warrior: Hinaku.
She'll freeze the blood in your veins, or set your passions alight.
13ry4n
13ry4n
She can't do both at the same time?
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
A thought for why there's no 5/5 in military for any of 'em: 5/5 cannot be a contested position. neither Iwa nor Kumo can define the peak of military might in this era because neither of them is in the lead. Konoha's population is 5/5 because it has the most people. Kumo has 5/5 economy because it has the highest GDP.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Theoretically, 5/5 military is 1/4 stronger than either northern village, but realistically it'd be defined by the mere fact of a village being definitively stronger than their current power.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
At one point, Konoha was the 5/5/5, and those scores would range from 6 to 7 to even 8 by the modern scale. Now, though...it's only the top in population, after about two decades of things going to shit.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
Not to say that these are in-setting ratings.
Plotvitalnpc
Plotvitalnpc
The loss of many s-rank ninjas, their best ally, the razing of the village by the kyuubi, the Uchiha massacre, and the general loss of confidence in Konoha all of those brought have...soured the place's functionality.
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