Biigoh

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  d.fish

• Oct 30, 2023

one of these days, just you wait, it's totally gonna happen, like, for realsies, you know, for sure, gonna definitely wake up to a 'ding!'

and then it's finally gonna be like, a string of notifications, like

[you awakened the god-level sign-in system]
[you awakened the strongest afk system]
[you awakened the divine neet system]
[you awakened...]
[...]

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  d.fish

• Oct 30, 2023

So actually, historically correct Three Kingdoms is not like Romance of the Three Kingdoms; Zhang Fei is the one who is idealistic, and Liu Bei is actually the outrageous one, but when writing the story, Luo Guanzhong, you can't have an asshole protagonist, so swapped their personalities around

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  d.fish

• Oct 29, 2023

I think I'm kinda addicted to just listening to people read them books now, you know, the shitty villain in the city kind, it's gratifying and at the same time, it's like, lets me rest my eyes, you know

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  d.fish

• Oct 29, 2023

Every Pokemon fanfic seems to like Solgaleo more, maybe because protagonist effect or just cuz it's the one Ash got, but I like Lunala more because it reminds me of Griffith as Femto, who is the true hero of the story, of course

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  d.fish

• Oct 29, 2023

Top search query this week here was "The one that shouldn't have died has died, the one that should have died hasn't died" lmao

there's also "heroes have short lives, villains live for a thousand years" hahahahahaaa

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  d.fish

• Oct 29, 2023

girls frontline really limited itself by naming it that, now you can't get a boys frontline

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  d.fish

• Oct 28, 2023

The ferengi don't love money as much as the chinese, look at what they say, "kill one enemy we break even, kill two enemies we make profit"

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  d.fish

• Oct 28, 2023

If you think about it, every wuxia protagonist has a tragic backstory, it's basically just chinese shakespeare

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  d.fish

• Oct 27, 2023

why people still add me to follow wtf

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  d.fish

• Oct 26, 2023

but why is Regirock's nickname "Rock Toilet"

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  d.fish

• Oct 26, 2023

lol this pokemon story

Domineering Eldest Sister Eevee is kinda normal, even though she has a simulation system plus arceus-ability

but then there's a Kedabra with a Maito Gai template and can't use any psychic type moves, a Magikarp who ate a Devil Fruit Fish-Fish, Model: Seiryu and can't swim... a sister Ralts who sleeps with their owner...

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  d.fish

• Oct 26, 2023

Finally found a Chinese fanfic of Cyberpunk that actually has the time line set right, with David dying in 2076, Lucy joining the squad at 2074, etc... you know, instead of everything happening in 2077

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  d.fish

• Oct 26, 2023

Wow, the 'end of the world' genre sure is popular around here

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  d.fish

• Oct 25, 2023

What ever happened to Running Man?

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  d.fish

• Oct 24, 2023

So 'mandopop' can be mandarin pop or maybe mandalorian pop

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  d.fish

• Oct 24, 2023

It seems like while 'ochinchin' hasn't changed, in Chinese, 'jiji' is too vulgar and there's people saying 'kunkun' these days too

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  d.fish

• Oct 24, 2023

If you could only travel to different anime worlds, how would you become a universe-creating level entity?

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  d.fish

• Oct 24, 2023

Biigoh is emergency food.

Paimon is emergency food.

Therefore.

Biigoh is a Paimon.

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  d.fish

• Oct 23, 2023

For some reason Adidas used "NMD" for 'nomad' for their urban fashion stuff, but "NMD" in China is 你妈的... you know, short for, well, 'fuck your mom', so uh, well, hm

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  d.fish

• Oct 23, 2023

so anyway, 天上地下唯我独尊

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  d.fish

• Oct 23, 2023

It's weird; in English, it's "Hmph!", but in Chinese, it becomes "Heng!"

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  d.fish

• Oct 23, 2023

"The protagonist is the most handsome in the world, and almost as handsome as my reader audience" is such a meme and used in every shuangwen I hate it

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  d.fish

• Oct 23, 2023

Yes.

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  d.fish

• Oct 22, 2023

Sanctimonious Tanuki on Biigoh, Biigohs You Just Gave Up On, Tanuki Rant Thread, God damn it Biigoh, Silly Shenanigans on Biigoh, Biigohs You Never Bothered With, Would you bang the tanuki above you?

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  d.fish

• Oct 22, 2023

Also why is it that Dumbledore's random words at the welcome dinner so weird when translated; in Chinese, it is "Sucker, Cry, Residue, Wring!"...?

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  d.fish

• Oct 22, 2023

Lmao this Harry Potter story with the werewolves scared of getting rabies from the protagonist; the protagonist, rather than revealing Scabbers, used a sleep spell on him and then talked Ron into castrating the rat "for his health"

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  d.fish

• Oct 22, 2023

In the Chinese translation, Scabber's name is basically "Spot", but the thing is, in Chinese translation, Uchiha Madara's name is also "Spot", so if you think about it, Peter Pettigrew is reincarnated as Uchiha Madara

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  d.fish

• Oct 22, 2023

I think it'd be very fun to be the teasing oneesan type interacting with up and coming male protagonists, and not giving them any chance in the way, like, you know, not even seeing them as "male", or, well, you know what I mean lmao that's fucking hilarious

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  d.fish

• Oct 22, 2023

It feels like they always open with a good first chapter and then never good after. Like this Harry Potter one where two British werewolves ask if they'll get rabies from biting the protagonist

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  d.fish

• Oct 21, 2023

So apparently in "Return of the God of War" trope, the 'God of War' prototype is actually not the 'War Wolf' guy, he's just built to it in those movies, actually, the origin is a Jackie Chan film