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  • d.fish
    It feels like all these many children many blessings cultivation stories use the same templates, it's always someone without talent who tried hard but can't become immortal, so they give up and then get wives as easily as someone would pick up trash, and then become super strong through lots of easy sex with virtuous women who obey their every whim
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    it acts as if there's no other men in the world, or there's no other good or attractive men in the world, as if every other man is a rapist or old or arrogant, so if a woman is "good" then they can only pick the MC, which is retardeddd
    Mahō Shōnen
    Mahō Shōnen
    Also, the mandatory 'football team' reference; as the protagonist's 'wives' are cultivators, it's completely normal for them to give birth to a starting lineup within a decade.
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    It's a tried and true template that works. Why fix what's not broken, y'know?
    d.fish
    If you think about it, Rin, Saber, Ilya, Sakura, Taiga, etc... they are all relatively intelligent and careful girls, so if not for that protagonist aura that reduces the intelligence of girls that the protagonist wants to fuck, there's no way they would be with such a loser like Emiya Shirou
    d.fish
    I mentioned it because it's actually semi-translated (MTL), you can check it out as "In the Middle Ages, people drew cards to be promoted to nobility"/"人在中世纪，抽卡升爵"
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    I like it better than typemoon because more historical, grounded, basis in reality, no weird aliens or plot holes, no stupid philosophical theories
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    Biigoh
    huh... thanks
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    d.fish
    ... it's not complete. FUCK
    d.fish
    read this one story where MC isekaied to 1100's, but it's a fantasy version, as the second son of the Habsburgs, gained a gacha cheat that summons cute girls with supernatural strength, and then went to Jerusalem with Richard the Lionheart to fight the infidels and heretics and xenos and monsters and daemons

    lmao 600 chapters long
    d.fish
    read this one story that was basically XIANXIA MILF HAREM and only other people's wives too
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    Biigoh
    A cao cao thief story, eh? Tanuki are nao curious!
    d.fish
    d.fish
    no, it's more like, "I opened an adoption/acceptance center for abandoned daoist partners" kind of thing, basically helping guys in dangerous occupations and then before they die they leave their wives to you
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    isekaied to the past, but I have a FGO summoning cheat system, but as it's FGO it is pay to spin
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    Biigoh
    Do you have enough KRYPTON GOLD, little fishie?
    d.fish
    Inuzuka Paw, Inuzuka Fang, Inuzuka Tail, Inuzuka Fang, Inuzuka Bark, Inuzuka Wag, Inuzuka Ball, Inuzuka Lick, Inuzuka Treats, Inuzuka Sniff, Inuzuka Nose, Inuzuka Butt
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    Biigoh
    And above them rests the Tanuki no Jutsu~
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    A lot of wuxia settings seem to have the "end of dharma" or "lack of spiritual energy" as integral to the setting, but it seems like, with all the miracle herbs, elixirs, and magical beasts in wuxia settings, this shouldn't be. What's a better fit would be an abundance of spiritual energy, but an inability to directly use it as mortals
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    I've always read it as "low energy" due to tidal forces... ie it's the "end of dharma" in this region, but elsewhere, it's cycling upwards or downwards~
    d.fish
    d.fish
    but that's silly, because if that's the case, then there has to be signs that there were tides, or at least, then human history wouldn't have been as it was, or else it's just chinese exceptionalism, where only chinese can cultivate and use spiritual energy and everyone else is an idiot
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    I have this one story idea where you're like a D&D dragon and shit and it's like you hatch in 3000 BC in Egypt and there's like mythology gods walking around and you get a many children many blessings system and there's like tribal Greek gods of north and protoPersian shit too
    d.fish
    If you think about it, dragons kidnapping princesses is a genetic thing, as princesses are protected and keep their virginity, so dragons genetically desire human virgins

    But why not nobles or peasant virgins? Because they like to NTR human heroes

    That's right, dragons are genetically predisposed to netori!!
    d.fish
    So 校花 literally means school flower, but it's supposed to mean '(one of the) prettiest girl(s) in school', but it has the same pronunciation as 笑话, which means joke
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    We took over five welsh villages.
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    a2znut
    Ah yes, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Llanfairyngnghornwy, Llanfihangeltre'rbeirdd, Llanfairmathafarneithaf and Llanfihangelycreuddyn
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    Groggy glug glug glug, Fairy got horny, Angel tree beard, Math farts, and Jelly crudes
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    Apparently there's this thing called a 仙人跳, where basically you're lured into hot sex, but the moment you get naked, people break open the door and they blackmail/coerce you, arrest you for something you didn't know you did, take pictures of you and humiliate you, or some other mix of the matter
    Biigoh
    Biigoh
    Yeah... that's actually pretty old school... to be honest.

    Borks in a Why back in my day~
    d.fish
    It seems like "son/daughter of luck" as a protagonist is an apt title, since they usually come with dead/missing parents, their families murdered, their sects destroyed, their lovers stolen... if you think about it, they grow so fast, maybe because they are actually siphoning the luck of those around them
    d.fish
    Apparently unlike in Japan where gyaru make themselves brown, in China, 辣妹 just dye their hair and show excess thigh and cleavage
    d.fish
    dodon ray is just yiyang finger
    d.fish
    The best one, that's complete and finished, of the reborn back in time at the start of the apocalypse with a cheat type story for me was this one where the MC was named Yomi, as in hell, and she went around killing people and then she made an island nation while every other country collapsed, but America somehow got super soldiers and became antagonists
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    Biigoh
    Lol... what's that one called? XD
    d.fish
    d.fish
    穿到末世，大佬一路疯狂囤货
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    Biigoh
    thanks
    d.fish
    Maybe I should mod the story premise further, more targeted and concentrated

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    "Isekai as Many Loli Vamps"

    So it's all SI, connected and sharing, and they're like, Arcuied, Evangeline, Moka, Oshino Shinobu, Otonashi Saya, Shalltear, Carmilla, Avrora, Mina Tepes, Seras
    d.fish
    So "shuai" by itself means handsome, but a big "shuai" means commander or general or leader, and a bad "shuai" is a tang dynasty secret agent in service of that one empress, and
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