Cambrian

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  d.fish

• Yesterday at 10:24 AM

... On the bus, and I accidentally touched this woman's butt because it was crowded. She reacted instantly by slapping my face.

Everyone on the bus stared at me as if I were trash.

So I said, "I don't care if the child is mine or not!"

Everyone stared at her as if she were trash.

As I rushed to exit, she reacted and said, "How can you say that, you're my brother!"

I--

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  d.fish

• Monday at 3:22 PM

Maybe the pope just isekaied, you never know

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  d.fish

• Apr 17, 2025

I was going to write a really funny joke here, but I was distracted by something outside the window, so when I turned back to the screen, I forgot the joke, and when I was thinking about the joke, I forgot what was so interesting outside the window

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  d.fish

• Apr 15, 2025

I keep reading it as "The Age of Coming"

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  d.fish

• Apr 12, 2025

Having Tracer looks so outdated in Ready Player One nowadays, like it looks like such a shortsighted and awful decision to include Overwatch beside Gundam, Batman, R2D2, etc.... haha

but then again, Master Chief is in that movie, and look how he's been ruined by that live action

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  d.fish

• Apr 6, 2025

If you think about it, after an economic downturn, there's always good games released (kotor? after dotcom, skyrim? after big short, cp77/elden/bg3? after covid... etc.), so it's like, maybe the tariffs aren't that bad

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  d.fish

• Apr 6, 2025

tacocat spelled backwards is

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  IHateMarySues

• Apr 4, 2025

Darth Lahrry - where'd his story originate?

• accounsfw93

• Apr 3, 2025

So I'm just going through Maidenless No Longer and at the part where y'all contemplate Miquella and Mohg's actual deal, and I'm just cackling like a maniac.

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  d.fish

• Mar 29, 2025

The father will never know if the child is really theirs, but the mother will always know who the real father is.

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  Cambrian

• Mar 26, 2025

I am officially the fourth member of the website to reach 1,000,000 Likes. Feelsgoodman <3

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  d.fish

• Mar 25, 2025

"Rivals is killing it, and Overwatch is killing itself."

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  d.fish

• Mar 23, 2025

Wow, the youtube app is so trash

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  d.fish

• Mar 17, 2025

I feel like the name "Nilfgaardian Empire" was chosen because everyone would read it as "Milf Guard"

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  d.fish

• Mar 17, 2025

"This thing called 'love' is like your mother beating your ass, unreasonable, illogical, and it doesn't matter if you admit it happened or not, because it is just that inevitable."

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  d.fish

• Mar 17, 2025

I love Marvel Rivals. It's my favorite 1v11 game. Unlike Overwatch, which became a lame 1v9 game.

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  d.fish

• Mar 15, 2025

In question of the identity of someone who isekais into an existing character, if you take the coke out of a bottle of coke and put in mountain dew, is it still a bottle of coke or is it a bottle of gamer blood? After all, the soul is one person and the body is someone else, even if there's some coke left over, it tastes like green

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  d.fish

• Mar 14, 2025

It's hard to understand why bullies in stories ask something like "Do you even know who my father is?"

Like, shouldn't you ask your mother that? Who knows who she slept with...

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  d.fish

• Mar 10, 2025

"If you think things can't get worse, remember Star Wars under Disney."

lmao was it really that bad

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  d.fish

• Mar 9, 2025

I mean, like, back then, difference in level of existence meant something. You couldn't just have a (wild) god get demoted to demigod and then die and then have some deviantart OC SI 'faerie queen' come suck the anime out of his furry cock, like that whole expansion was stupid

It was better when it was just Warhammer Fantasy Battle fusee with Dungeons and Dragons

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  d.fish

• Mar 6, 2025

I guess it's a matter of how "divinity" is more defined in that setting and it's a vague concept that keeps getting retconned in WoW. It's like the further back you go, the more things make sense, because the further back you go, the more it's like DnD. For example, around WC3 era, before you had 'Elves and Tentacle People in Space', you couldn't, as a mortal do shit to even demigods

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  d.fish

• Mar 5, 2025

I feel like WoW just didn't copy DnD enough, you know, like a lot of people talk about how it copied a lot of stuff too much, but if WoW copied DnD more, then you could have drama about gods killing gods, gods being killed, mortals stealing godhood... I'm just saying, you know, back then, DnD had a lot of good stuff... copying only Temple of Elemental Evil just enough good enough

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  d.fish

• Mar 4, 2025

Alas, that story didn't develop in the direction I wanted to read

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  d.fish

• Mar 3, 2025

I read today this following line, "... This may be the charm of Azeroth (Blizzard is just a rubbish company that makes games, what do they know about World of Warcraft?)" when an author was describing a minute detail from the game that allowed him to build an intricate story from

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  d.fish

• Mar 3, 2025

not enough giant robots fucking each other porn, you know what I mean, armored core or gundam robots, not lewd robots with tits the size of the las vegas sphere

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  d.fish

• Mar 1, 2025

I saw a picture of two goth waitresses at a place with a neon sign that read "Spookers", which reminded me of how Hooters went out of business already recently, and that got me thinking if this picture was AI generated or if there's actually a restaurant called Spookers

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  d.fish

• Feb 25, 2025

kek and bur

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  d.fish

• Feb 17, 2025

lmao "sea of seed" haha

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  d.fish

• Feb 16, 2025

My opinion is that open world rpgs like cyberpunk 2077 ought to focus more on after-campaign or post-story gameplay more rather than so much on the story (especially in the first of three arcs) while leaving the player empty afterwards like a wrung dry ball sack

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  d.fish

• Feb 16, 2025

But why did they make her look like Lord Farquaad?