Quick question, will you be adding onto *maidenless no longer* or a separate story now that the dlc is out or are you done with elden ring?
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Cambrian
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I could totally see a game that's just a rip off of Elden Ring, made by Amazon, and it's like just called Shadow of the Trees of Valinor or something
It feels like no one cares about an ultra immersive mmo anymore, like, you know, back in the day before vr was a thing and it was romanticized as some really cool thing of the future... that sure was a disappointment of technological advancement.
if you think about it, elden ring is like exploring valinor but with more trees
tbh loyalty is kinda hot ngl
lmao "the bible has better sex scenes"
Do you have a story where Si make a deal with issei and in exchange for boosted gear give him starling blue with a fairy/fae sealed in it?
"She can't run as fast as me, so what's the point of mounting her?"
"Who keeps a mount for traveling? Isn't it just for showing off?"
Like what if the two trees of valinor are just two erdtrees
I guess it's a matter of being constantly told that deriving pleasure from the pain of others is morally wrong, but considering it from a perspective of positional factions and individual interests rather than a matter of deterministic morality, "there's nothing wrong with me deriving pleasure from other people's pain, but they can't get pleasure from my pain".
For some reason, I really hate it but also really like it when they say, "The girl you treasured and loved and treat like she is as fragile as glass is the same girl I used and abused and threw away like trash."
There's also another line, but it's basically about how one guy simped for a girl for like 10 years, but she fucked this guy she met 3 hours ago
"I just made the same mistake that all girls make..."
"I just made the same mistake that all boys make..."
... it's actually a little interesting when cheaters stop lying lmao
You would think that V as a counterintelligence officer in Arasaka would notice when her team member T Bug who usually never shows up in person and always connect remotely actually shows up for once in her life, like this should be a key indicator that her relationship with Dexter DeSean is fishy right
pls gib gud geimu with gub stori
I feel like some protagonists can't even be considered "villains", it's like, this one guy gets isekaied to an average modern world with a "emotion points"/"impressions" system thing powered by people's reactions, so he starts a zombie apocalypse, creates ghosts and demons, and kills half the world population, lmao what
Neuron activation meme
Eyy just noticed the smut-master-pimperor god was reading my plot before "plot" story!
I am freaking honored!
The scary thing is that someday Jason Wu might overthrow the Pimperor without ever actually posting a single thread lol.
Thank you for what you do.
Unlimited Inspiration indeed, you are.
I realize now I should have written that line as "... Cambrian. Comic Sans. Size 144. Reposted by a plagiarist and machine translated into Russian. Missing the chapters without sex."
Could imagine a scene, like the one from American Psycho where they compare the name cards, but it's stories here, like,
"New story. It's something called Brosef... in Helvetica. Size 12. It's got 9 chapters so far."
"Oh yeah? Check this out, Cherico, Times New Roman, at size 20. Finished."
"Nice"
"Nice, let's see Paul Allen's story"
"... Cambrian, in Arial, size 16, reposted by a plagiarist"
"Oh my god"Hello!! I love the way you write and I wanted to ask you where I could ask you to write a Jon Harem Game of Thrones story as long as your story of playing the game but different with a commission to be agreed upon of course
Spittaked, spattook, spattaked, or spittook?
So as I took a look through the whole 2k+ snippet list on your thread I noticed something I'd like to ask about, if you don't mind answering me, that is.
Specifically the "An Arrow, A Quiver" snippets. There are two parts posted, out of a total six/seven. I understand that part seven (if not six and five) is still behind the subscriber paywall, that's all fine and dandy, but where are parts three and four?
Two soldiers were trapped in a castle, with only one able to survive. The dying man told the other, "brother, when I die, please take care of my wife and daughters." And the other man said, "your sacrifice will be remembered, don't worry, I'll treat them as if they were my own wives."
Hey man, I was just going through some stories I had favorited on FF, and I couldn't find you. Did you get removed from the site or something?
Hey cambrian, do you have a story that has less "plot" and more actual plot? Because I can tell you are a talented writer and hey smut is enjoyable, otherwise I wouldn't be here. But sometimes the smut kind of breaks any immersion or seriousness in the story by randomly jumping out to surprise you
While robot cat girl maid stocks have been on the rise in the recent months, I still believe that there is hope for artificial womb birthed genetically augmented cat girl maid stocks.
"Every time I'm faced with delicious food, I have to tell myself that if I ate too much, I'd die. But as it turns out, I do not fear death."
Hm...
"Then: Skynet will kill us all!
Now: Skynut will drain us all!" -
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