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A Song of Ice and Fire Cut Short by Dust (RWBY in Westeros)

Chapter 8: Unexpected Discoveries
Chapter 8: Unexpected Discoveries

'While only an ignorant fool would deny that the Ruby Order has significantly influenced the course of Westeros - one can but wonder how the Succession would have played out without their presence - there has been a tendency among scholars to vastly overestimate their impact and attribute not only far-reaching social changes in Westerosi society but also magical instead of technological advancements of all sorts to them. Now, this is somewhat understandable in earlier epochs, when what had to be fairly advanced weapon technology must have appeared to be magical, and people assumed everything else was as well, but there is no excuse for it in our time, when we have far more information available to properly evaluate those claims - first among them the transcripts of the original treatises on smithing by Lady Ruby and Lady Yang themselves, faithfully preserved by our Order.
First, as should be apparent to anyone with even a little expertise in blacksmithing, there is no magic to it. The weapons and tools described in those documents are entirely mundane. It is so obvious that the fact that so many people in the centuries that followed tried to construct the weapons using magic would have been amusing if not for all the sacrifices made during the more determined attempts. No, as has been demonstrated quite thoroughly, if at great material cost, those designs are almost entirely feasible to build with purely mundane means - as long as you have access to advanced materials far beyond what people had at the time, and for centuries afterwards, and you do not mind that the weapons would require extensive repairs or a complete reconstruction after almost every fight. It is absolutely clear, therefore, that the designs we have preserved were not actual weapons that the Ruby Order used (a fact that should also have been obvious since none of the designs fit any of the weapons the four members used) but designs they imagined yet were not able to build. It is an impressive testament to their brilliance as weapon designers and blacksmiths that their designs could be built once technology had progressed enough. One can but shudder to think what would have been the consequences if that had not been the case, and all the attempts to build them would have been a waste instead of a driving factor in the advancement of metallurgy and smithing that saw Westeros eclipse competing realms, with all the effects on warfare that entailed. The world as we know it would certainly look very different today.'

  • A Treatise On The Ruby Order, by Maester Kennet Bracken

*****​

Winterfell, The North, Westeros, 298 AC

Theon Greyjoy sighed as he leaned against the wall in Winterfell's inner courtyard, looking at the darkening sky above him. It would soon be night and time for the evening feast, but he had a bit more time before that to enjoy the clear air here. With the fat King's court visiting, the Great Hall was always full and busy with guests and servants serving them. It was quite the contrast to the usually much quieter life in Winterfell - a life Theon was very familiar with.

He had grown up with the Starks since his father's rebellion. He was Lord Eddard's ward - a hostage by another name. He was aware of it, and so was everyone else, but it wasn't something anyone brought up, and it wasn't something he worried much about - his father wouldn't be as stupid as to try and take on the rest of the Seven Kingdoms again, would he? Certainly not now, when the Starks apparently had gained the friendship of four girls with the power to smash armies.

Of course, Team Ruby wouldn't be as effective at sea as they were on land, but Theon saw no way for even a reconstructed Iron Fleet to stop them if they were on a ship. Any Ironborn ship trying to board them would be taken. If a ship rammed it, they would simply abandon their ship and take the other ship. Maybe catapults might work, sink their ship from range without getting close, but hitting a target at a distance at sea, with both ships moved up and down by waves… Theon wasn't an expert in sailing or using catapults, but he was, without any boasting, the best archer in Winterfell, maybe the North, and he wouldn't give himself good odds at hitting a target at far ranges under such conditions.

Worse, the Greenlanders weren't Ironborn, but they could sail their ships decently enough, and with Team Ruby, all they needed to do was to reach the Iron Islands, and Father's keep would be pulled down around him as soon as the girls saw it. Theon had told Father in his latest letter what he had seen the girls do, just to ensure that his family knew about Team Ruby.

So, Theon didn't have to worry about his father rebelling against the King.

Of course, if Theon had managed to gain the support of Team Ruby, things would look differently. The Iron Fleet would rule the seas, and the girls would brush away any army trying to stop them on land as easily as Theon could swat a fly. No one would be able to touch the Iron Islands, and no one would be safe from the Iron Fleet. It would be easy to retake the Riverlands, restore Harrenhall, reforge the kingdom of old… But why stop there? With the Iron Fleet and Team Ruby, Theon could take the Iron Throne for himself! He would be the greatest king of the Iron Islands since… He would be the greatest king ever! Covered with glory and surrounded by the riches of the Seven Kingdoms. And the women! The most beautiful women of all the realms would be his! He'd pick his Queen and then take the others as his salt wives!

He smiled and let his imagination run wild a little longer before sighing. It was a great dream, but only that - a dream. Team Ruby hadn't shown the slightest interest in him. Neither his position as the heir to the Iron Islands nor his skill at archery - something none of the girls was skilled at - or his wits had seemed to impress them. And while Theon might not be as experienced as he claimed when he was talking with Robb or the bastard, he was experienced enough with women to know they didn't find him attractive. Of course, if they were from a proper noble family, that wouldn't matter; all he would have to do was to impress their fathers, but since that wasn't the case, Theon's dream would remain a dream.

It was scant comfort that Robb and the bastard weren't faring any better, both mooning after girls they could never have. Maybe they shouldn't have scorned Theon for going to whores as if there were anything wrong with it…

And, just as he had been thinking of them, they appeared! Theon grinned as he saw Robb and the bastard step out of the keep and start walking towards the training yard, their puppies trailing after them. Puppies the size of full-grown hounds, now. Theon had no doubt that they could rip a man to shreds already - and who knew what terrors they would become when fully grown? If only the huntsman who found them had killed them, instead of being afraid of harming the sigil animal of his Lord and bringing them to Winterfell! Lady Catelyn had had the right of them, back then, but the children had fallen in love with the puppies, and Lord Stark had acquiesced. Ah, well - feeding them and controlling them wasn't his problem.

Robb looked frustrated, Theon realised as he moved to cut them off, while the bastard looked… not as sad as he usually did. Something must have happened. "Robb! Bastard! Where were you?"

"Theon." Robb smiled for half a breath at him before scowling. "Father called for a family meeting in the afternoon, when you were in the village."

Theon raised his eyebrows and looked at the bastard. The bastard frowned back at him.

Robb scowled again. "Yes, Jon was also present."

"Really?" Theon didn't have to fake his surprise.

The bastard's glare grew harder, but he didn't say anything. Weak.

"Yes." Robb nodded.

"Then it must have involved Team Ruby," Theon said. He rolled his eyes at Robb's surprised expression. "Everyone knows Lady Yang, for whatever weird, foreign reason, is sweet on him." Not sweet enough to be interested in the bastard as anything but a sparring partner, but he either didn't realise that or didn't want to accept it.

"Lady Yang doesn't care about my birth." The bastard was trying for the cold expression of his father but didn't quite pull it off - Theon could tell that he was fuming.

Whatever, he didn't matter. Robb did. Theon shrugged with a snort and looked at the heir to Winterfell. "And since you're not smiling like an idiot, you didn't get an engagement with Lady Ruby."

Now Robb was scowling as well. "That wasn't what the meeting was about!"

"It wasn't?" Then they were fools. Whoever managed to marry Lady Ruby would rule the realm, either openly or behind the throne.

"The King has offered Father to become his Hand. Father has accepted," Robb explained. "He'll travel with the King back to King's Landing."

Ah. So, that rumour had been true. Theon had thought so - it was obvious that the King considered Lord Eddard his best and most loyal friend, and the Hand of the King had so much power, if they weren't loyal, the kingdom was in trouble. "And where's the problem?" Being the King's hand would make the Starks more powerful. And that meant Robb's prospects had improved.

"I have to stay in Winterfell. A Stark has to stay here at all times," Robb said.

"Oh. And Lady Ruby and her friends will go to King's Landing." Theon nodded. That much was obvious - the King clearly cared more for them than he did for his own children.

"Yes." Robb spat the word through clenched teeth.

"With the royal family."

"Yes." That came out in a hiss.

"So, there's no engagement then?" Theon twisted the knife. He felt a bit bad at Robb's expression, but why should Robb have more success with the four girls than Theon?

"Not with Team Ruby. But the King and Father agreed on an engagement between Sansa and the Prince." Robb smiled a little at that.

Theon was surprised. "The King didn't want his son to marry Lady Ruby?" Sansa was a nice if naive girl and the eldest daughter of Lord Eddard, but she couldn't smash holes into walls with her bare hands and break swords on her head.

Robb shrugged. "Apparently, the Queen insisted, or so Father said he was told by the King."

Theon shook his head. The Queen was stupid, then - the real prize was Team Ruby. But the King must have realised that as well, so why had he agreed to this? Whatever, it was done. "Well, you still have a chance, then," he lied. If the Starks hadn't managed to get an engagement until now, they wouldn't get it once the girls were in King's Landing, surrounded by the most powerful nobles of the Seven Kingdoms.

The bastard nodded with a faint smile. He was taking this far too well, Theon realised. Why wasn't… "Don't tell me they're taking the bastard to King's Landing!"

Both boys were glaring at him.

"I asked Father to let me come with him, and he agreed," the bastard said with the hint of a smirk.

Theon narrowed his eyes at him - bastards should know their place. But if Lord Eddard had agreed to this… was he really hoping that the bastard would be able to win Lady Yang? Was that pure desperation? Or did they know something Theon didn't? The Starks were closest to Team Ruby, after all…

Theon had to look into this. There might be something he could use to change his own fortune.

Of course, he would be stuck in Winterfell as well, but it wasn't as if he had anything better to do.

*****​

Winterfell, The North, Westeros, 298 AC

"...and by using hardened steel and interlocking parts - see a) and b) - and polymers, you can achieve the same structural stability at a fracture of the weight."

Ruby Rose nodded as she looked at the notes she had just written down, then added the a) and b) marks to the sketch of her baby. Well, not her baby, but a kind of proto-baby, yet not, since she had never planned to have a scythe without a gun built into it, but if she had, it probably would have looked like this because she had designed it.

Yang peered over her shoulder, then shook her head. "They don't know what polymers are, Rubes."

"I know that," Ruby told her. "But once they know, they can duplicate the design."

"You need to at least describe polymers first, dolt," Weiss added from the bed, where she was scribbling down notes of her own. Well, not scribbling - she had a much better handwriting than Ruby.

"But…" Ruby sighed. "Alright, I'll write a page about how you can mould your own polymer parts." It wasn't that difficult with the right tools and the right materials… Which they didn't have in Westeros.

She looked at Yang, who was grinning at her. "I'll have to write about making the tools…?"

"The tools to make the tools to make the tools." Yang patted her head, and Ruby shook off her sister's hand. "Otherwise, all your notes would be useless for people here."

Ruby pouted. Leaving useless notes in exchange for access to a library wouldn't be honest, would it? But…

"I don't think they can actually make any of the weapons we describe here," Weiss cut in.

"Yep." Yang nodded. "So we don't have to worry about our work being used against us."

Or against others. Which would also be bad.

"The Maesters might accuse us of making up our notes," Weiss said. "If they can't make sense of them."

Yang scoffed. "That's their problem."

"As long as they can examine our weapons, they will realise that we're not trying to con them," Blake commented from the rafters overhead. A moment later, she rolled over the beam and dropped down, twisting to land on her feet like a two-legged cat.

"We will have to make copies as well," Weiss said. "And we need to be careful when negotiating. We can't give away everything at the start - we need to save some notes for later favours."

"Yep." Yang nodded. "Or to sell," she added with a wide smile. "If we need money."

Ruby frowned at her. She knew what Yang meant. "I don't like freeloading, so sue me!" It was bad enough that the Starks had been giving them a room and free food (and even clothes, though that wasn't really a big thing since it was just a dress) without asking for anything in return.

"We're their guests. Their own customs and honour require them to support us," Weiss said. "That's not our fault."

"That doesn't mean we have to exploit them," Ruby disagreed.

"They are trying to exploit us," Weiss said with a sniff. "As is everyone else. I expect some marriage offers in the near future, and not just from the Starks."

Ruby shuddered at the thought. The whole misunderstanding about Yang's, uh, parentage had had one good side: They had stopped all the not-so-subtle talk about weddings and stuff. But it seemed that wouldn't last much longer.

"And we'll tell them we're not ready to marry," Yang said.

"If we are too brusque in our refusal, they'll take offence." Blake's looked at Weiss. "You'll need to be very diplomatic about that."

"I am very much aware of that." Weiss frowned. "Lady Catelyn has been hinting at it again lately, but so far, she hasn't made a straight offer, so I could deflect her comments."

Ruby nodded. "And with the engagement between Sansa and the Prince, we won't have to fear a similar offer from the royal family!"

Weiss rolled her eyes like she usually did whenever she thought Ruby had said something stupid.

"Well, I don't know if I should feel insulted that they think we're not good enough for the Prince or not," Yang said with a chuckle.

"We're not good enough for the Queen," Blake said. "She was very vocal about it with the King when he mentioned the Prince being interested in us. I think anyone could have heard her if they had been near the tower."

Oh. Ruby pressed her lips together. She wasn't sure if that was a good thing or not. On the one hand, the Queen hating them (despite Ruby trying her best to be nice to her) was a bad thing. But it also meant that they wouldn't have to turn down a marriage with the Prince and fight their way through the royal army when they took offence.

"There's still Prince Tommen," Weiss commented.

Ew! Ruby retched. Tommen was like… eight or so. Half her age. And she was the youngest member of her team by two years! Time to change the topic! "Anyway, we need money of our own if we don't want to feel indebted to the Starks. Or the King. We can't just expect them to pay us an allowance just because they think we're noblewomen." Which they weren't - they were, if not lying, then letting the locals believe a lie.

"The King rules the entire kingdom, and Lord Eddard rules the North. I don't think feeding and clothing us will drain their coffers in a noticeable way," Weiss objected. "The King probably spends more on his food and drink than we consume."

"But I would feel indebted if we were freeloading," Ruby pointed out for the umpteenth time. "And we can't expect them to give us money to travel and buy or borrow books." Books were a lot more expensive here, as Blake had told her.

"If they like giving us money, why not?" Yang grinned.

"It's not right!" Ruby insisted.

"Besides, you accepted the King's invitation to King's Landing," Yang told her. "I think he'd be offended if we didn't stay in the palace."

Drat. The King probably would be offended if they did that. Ruby sighed again. She couldn't win. And the Prince kept following her and the others around. Maybe that would stop now that he had a fiancée. Sansa was pretty and his age, so Joffrey should be happy.

"Ruby's not wrong, though - we have to consider the impression we give to others and the obligations we acquire very carefully," Weiss cut in. "If the King thinks we owe him a service, and it's something we won't do, we will have a problem."

Another problem, Ruby thought. The Queen hated her, the Prince was stalking them… at least the King liked them, even if he was a bit pushy about hearing more about Remnant and Huntresses and Grimm, and Prince Tommen and Princess Myrcella were nice kids. And the Prince didn't think they were assassins any more.

So, things could be worse.

*****​

"...and then you twist your wrist just so."

"I see. Thank you, Ser Barristan."

Ruby let Crescent Rose's butt rest on the ground while Ser Barristan showed Weiss how he'd parried her strike. Well, how he had parried her held back and slowed down strike - if she had been serious, she would have struck too fast for him to react, and too hard for him to parry; she would have just cut through his blade and arm and himself. Probably - the old knight was very good with his sword and had surprised her before with his tricks. No more than once each time, though. And he was a good teacher.

Too bad most of his moves didn't work with her baby. But she could learn how to counter them, even when used by a Huntress using a sword, as Weiss and Blake had demonstrated before. Next time she sparred with Pyrrha, the girl better watch out!

"Thank you for training with us, my ladies."

And he was very polite and respectful too! He didn't smirk when talking to them. And he didn't frown at them. And he didn't stare at their legs, chests and butts, either, like so many others when they thought Ruby couldn't see them!

Or, she added to herself with a glance at the Prince, who had been watching their training session from the fence, just stared at her and her friends. The Prince apparently still wanted to stalk them instead of spending time with Sansa. It was really weird - not even the King or Arya were as interested in them as the Prince was. And he wasn't just watching; he was always asking questions, too!

Like now - he was already walking towards her just because she had taken a short break. Ruby glanced around, but Weiss was still talking with Ser Barristan, and Blake and Yang were sparring, so she couldn't just act as if she hadn't noticed the Prince.

"That was quite impressive, Lady Ruby!" He smiled at her.

His bodyguard - sworn sword, she reminded herself - grunted, and his scowl made his burn scars look even worse.

Ruby tried to ignore him; he never seemed happy, especially not around her team. And he was always sneering and scowling as if they had personally hurt him or something. "Thank you, Your Grace, but we just did some training. Ser Barristan showed us a new move."

"A move for a sword, yes, I saw." The Prince nodded. "Though you can't use the move with your scythe, can you?"

"Nope!" She grinned. "Some of the moves I can adapt, but that one I can't use - even when I wield Crescent Rose with one hand, the technique just doesn't work out. But it's nice to know when fighting people who use swords."

"Of course. Every little bit of knowledge and training helps, right?"

The Prince got it! She nodded happily. "Exactly!"

"Though all the training cannot compensate for superior strength and speed."

Her smile faltered a little. The Prince kept coming back to that - it must annoy him thoroughly that he didn't have Aura. Not that they had told him or anyone else about Aura. People would want them to unlock theirs, then unlock others, and soon, everyone, even the worst people, would have Aura.

Ruby wasn't an expert, but she knew enough to know that that would be a disaster - the White Fang proved that back home; they weren't Huntresses, but they all had their Auras unlocked, and that alone made them much more dangerous than most bandits. Of course, they didn't know if they could unlock Aura in Westeros - they had never tried. But people wouldn't believe them and get angry and feel betrayed if it didn't work, so best not to talk about it at all. Nothing good would come from it.

But the Prince expected an answer, so she nodded. "Well, sometimes, it does. But you're generally correct, yes."

"And training will only take you so far when it comes to becoming stronger."

"Yes." Ruby nodded again. With Aura, training would take you a very long way, of course. And experience would carry you even further. But the Prince was essentially correct, and agreeing with him was the polite thing.

"I've heard about rituals that bestow boons on people. Supposedly, they can grant insight and let you see the future - there's a priest of R'hllor at the court in King's Landing who spoke about using magic fires for that," the Prince went on.

"Oh?" Ruby perked up. She hadn't heard about anything like that. Magic! And magic rituals! Maybe that was a way home! Or could show them how to get home!

"Yes. So, did you do a magic ritual to become so strong?" The Prince's smile didn't change, but his eyes looked more intense.

"Uh… No. We can't use magic back home. It's just Dust and family traits."

"But your dust is magic, isn't it?"

"No. Dust is… Dust." Ruby shook her head. "Anyone can use Dust. It's… like ore."

"Ah."

Fortunately, Weiss had finished talking with Ser Barristan, and Ruby had an excuse to go spar with her.

*****​

Winterfell, The North, Westeros, 298 AC

Weiss Schnee would much prefer to be back in the training yard, crossing blades with Ser Barristan, than sitting in Lady Catelyn's chambers sipping tea with Lady Catelyn, Sansa, Arya, Princess Myrcella and the Queen. She could learn something she didn't know about fencing and sword-fighting from the old Kingsguard and work on adapting it to using it with Myrtenaster. All she could learn here were things she already knew, such as that the Queen was a spiteful woman whose pride far outstripped her intelligence, and she could work on her self-control, which she already had mastered - as proven by the fact that despite ample provocation, she hadn't set lashed out against the Queen, neither verbally nor physically.

"Yes, Your Grace," she lied, smiling as sweetly as she could, "I'm very happy to hear that your son the Prince and Lady Sansa are now betrothed. They seem well-matched." Well-matched in that both were children, and she was happy that the Prince was now officially engaged and Team RWBY didn't have to worry about being offered his hand in marriage any more. But she pitied Sansa for marrying into the royal family; she had no doubt that the Queen was the worst mother-in-law possible. In fact, she couldn't help feeling that her own father had finally found a worthy rival, should there ever be a competition for the title of worst parent possible.

The Queen smiled widely, showing perfect teeth, with a hint of a sneer. "I am very happy to hear that, Lady Weiss. There are so many noble ladies who will now be disappointed that their designs on my dear son have been foiled, it is refreshing to hear you and your friends aren't among them."

Weiss didn't have to fake her laugh. A member of Team RWBY, marrying the Prince? Marrying anyone in Westeros? The notion was truly ludicrous. As if any of her friends, much less Weiss herself, would wish to marry a child - or become the Queen of this barbaric realm! "Unlike many, none of us is delusional, Your Grace."

The way the Queen's satisfied smile waned a little was a clear indicator that she must have picked up at least a hint of Weiss's true feelings. "Delusional indeed. My precious lion would never marry someone beneath him."

Weiss smiled widely and nodded. "A sensible policy, Your Grace. Maintaining standards is very important for every family."

The Queen narrowed her eyes at that - Weiss might have been a bit too smug - but Lady Catelyn cleared her throat before the other woman could say anything. "Yes, we're all very happy with the engagement. Right, Sansa?"

"Oh, yes, Mother!" Sansa was beaming - the verbal sparring must have gone over her head. "Prince Joffrey is such a gallant boy! It's like a dream come true!"

Both the Queen and Lady Catelyn smiled at that - the Queen with an indulgent, patronising expression, Lady Catelyn with a warm and slightly nostalgic - or even sad; Weiss wasn't quite sure - one.

"It will strengthen the realm," the Queen stated the obvious, "and tie the North closer to the rest of the Seven Kingdoms. Imagine the Prince - and future king - married to someone unsuitable! The entire realm would suffer!"

"Indeed, Your Grace." Weiss nodded with an honest smile. The Queen might think she was insulting them - and so did Lady Catelyn, judging by her alarmed expression - but Weiss knew very well how unsuited her friends and herself were for the position of Queen of Westeros. She was certain, for example, that If she were Queen, she would have ordered the odious woman sitting across from her banished from court long ago. Not that the Queen was suited for her position, either; it was quite obvious that the reason she had supported - or insisted on, according to Blake - the engagement between Sansa and the Prince wasn't an honest worry about the future of the kingdom, but the petty desire to keep Team RWBY from marrying into the royal family. Probably because none of them would bow to her. Figuratively; they were bowing to the Queen as protocol dictated, of course.

Maybe Weiss should have acted as if she were disappointed by the news, making the Queen believe her plan had worked perfectly… No. That would have been beneath her. She would not stoop to telling such lies. Not if telling the truth was far more satisfying, at least, she amended her thoughts.

"I am looking forward to calling you my good sister, Lady Sansa." Myrcella beamed at Sansa.

"Thank you, my princess!"

Weiss narrowed her eyes slightly. While Sansa was an open book, Myrcella seemed to be a bit… not lying, not that, but she seemed to feel a little bit guilty. Though Weiss hadn't had much contact with the little princess yet, so she might be mistaken. On the other hand, the notion that a ten-year-old princess could fool her was more than a little preposterous. At least, in Weiss's opinion. It was obvious that the girl, incidentally like Sansa, had led a very sheltered and pampered life. So, what might make her feel so… ambivalent about her brother's engagement? Was she dreading her own arranged marriage? If so, she had good reason to; according to what information Weiss had heard, there had been many truly awful matches in the past.

At least Arya was far easier to get a read on; the girl didn't want to be here and had been told not to pester Weiss with questions about fighting by Lady Catelyn. She was trying not to be obvious about it but failing to hide how bored she was. Interestingly, she hadn't tried to make up an excuse to leave the gathering and was doing her best to act like her sister - well, like her sister if Sansa were scowling whenever she thought no one was looking at her.

Weiss could understand the feeling; she had suffered through many social gatherings where she had to fake interest and hide her true feelings.

*****​

Weiss took a deep breath as she watched the Queen leave with Princess Myrcella, Sansa and Arya in tow, ostensibly 'to do some needlework'.

"The Queen is pleased with the engagement between our families."

Weiss turned to look at Lady Catelyn. "Indeed. She said so several times, and quite sincerely." She wasn't about to say what she really thought, of course.

Lady Catelyn hesitated a moment, but once a servant closed the door, she said: "She also seemed to expect you to be unhappy about it."

Weiss wanted to sigh. "She may have been under the mistaken assumption that my friends and I were interested in marrying the Prince. Nothing could be further from our minds, though - we aren't ignorant of the towering difference in status between the Prince and us."

Lady Catelyn nodded. "Becoming Queen is a great challenge. I can only hope that my daughter is up to the task. Fortunately, she will have years to grow into the role."

Weiss nodded and hid her pity for the girl. Sansa would have to grow a lot - she knew this better than most.

Lady Catelyn went on: "However, not every such match is as… challenging. I grew up in the South, and I found that things are often much simpler and more accommodating in the North. What might be seen as an insurmountable gap elsewhere is not quite as much of an obstacle here."

Weiss managed not to scowl. Lady Catelyn wasn't as subtle as she might think she was - or she was perfectly happy to make her intentions clear. How to reply without insulting her? "Indeed. Yet, compared to our home, the difference is still staggering. People back home rarely marry before reaching twenty and often wait a few years longer."

"And at which age do they enter betrothals?"

"Betrothals usually only last a few months, maybe a year, before people marry," Weiss told her.

"Ah. I assume that is because betrothals aren't a matter for the heads of houses in your home." Lady Catelyn nodded.

"Yes." Weiss had a hard time reading the woman, but it seemed she was pleased.

It looked like Weiss had dodged another bullet. Lady Catelyn was quite persistent - and Team RWBY owed their hosts; the Starks had welcomed them into Winterfell and provided them with food, lodging and clothes - everything they needed after getting stranded in another world. Well, everything the locals could provide. So, as annoying as the not-quite-open offers were, Weiss couldn't just bluntly refuse them.

Oh, she couldn't wait to travel to King's Landing. Dealing with Lord Eddard and his younger children would be far easier than this.

*****​

Winterfell, The North, Westeros, 298 AC

Several years in the White Fang had taught Blake Belladonna how to fit into a crowd so she didn't catch the attention of the police or anyone else. If you dressed casually but avoided being overdressed or underdressed, neither rushed nor lingered anywhere but walked as if you had an appointment to reach and looked as if you were not paying attention to anything not in your way, people, including the police, tended to dismiss you as not worth their attention. Provided you hid your Faunus traits, of course - many humans, especially the police, considered a Faunus suspicious by default and were always ready and willing to harass them.

The circumstances were different here in Westeros, but the principle was the same - Blake was pretty sure that if she dressed like a servant, hid her ears under a headscarf or something, and walked with her head down carrying a basket full of apples or firewood, she would escape the notice of most people. Most, yet not all - the Kingsguard, especially Ser Barristan, wouldn't miss her; they took their duty seriously, with the possible exception of Ser Jaime, who was often making light of his tasks. And, of course, Blake wasn't just another face in a city full of people but an honoured guest in a large but not very densely populated castle. She didn't doubt that amongst the staff in the castle, almost everyone knew how she looked, and that if she were to disguise herself and end up recognised anyway, people would draw their own conclusions, conclusions that would hinder her own plans and tasks.

So, instead of disguising herself, she stuck to avoiding people while she travelled through the castle, not quite sneaking, in case anyone spotted her, but just casually walking on the ramparts and in usually deserted hallways. And in order to complete her disguise as a harmless guest - as harmless as a Huntress able to crater castle walls could be - she carried a book or at least a scroll with her to fake reading while she walked. No one would expect a loner who walked with her head stuck in a book half of the time to prowl the night like the spy she was. Well, not unless they drew their conclusions from the fact that she taught Bran how to climb without risking life and limb.

She sighed as she walked on a rarely-used path along the outer wall. In hindsight, she shouldn't have exposed that particular talent, but her time in the White Fang also had taught her that you had to do the right thing and help people even if it cost you. The White Fang had been founded by her parents to help Faunus, not hurt humans, something that the rest of the current members apparently had forgotten, and that was why Blake had, albeit too late for her conscience, finally left. If only she had realised that and listened to her parents before she had joined…

She shook her head and peered over her book as she approached the open part of the outer yard. Since it was between the two walls, it was both relatively narrow - at least compared to the inner yard - and didn't contain too many buildings, presumably so anyone who took the outer wall wouldn't have a lot of cover against the archers on the inner wall. A lot of the ground was used to plant herbs and vegetables or to house animals so the smell didn't disturb the people in the keep - unless they had the fine nose of a Faunus, at least, she amended her thought as she caught a whiff of the pigsty.

Frowning, she changed her path, deciding to circle the inner wall in the other direction. She could do without having her nose clogged up by the stench of manure.

Apparently, she discovered as she rounded the base of the closest tower of the inner wall, so did others - Bran and Arya were talking in the shadow of the rampart there. Blake could have reversed course without them realising she had seen them - they hadn't noticed her yet - but she decided against it. Both Bran and Arya had been acting a bit distantly lately - since the day Yang had found out about the misunderstanding regarding her parentage, to be exact - and Blake didn't really think that they had given up on their usual antics. And, for a change, they didn't have their ravenous beasts with them, so this was a good opportunity to talk to them without risking life and limb.

"Hello," she said as she approached them, hiding a grin behind her book as the two children jerked, startled.

"Lady Blake!"

"My lady!"

Blake closed her book and put it into the pouch on her belt that usually housed it. "What are you doing here?" Best to be open about it.

"Ah…" Bran bit his lower lip, apparently not able to come up with a cover story on the spot.

"We're taking a stroll around the inner wall. Like you?" Arya was a bit quicker on her feet.

"Ah. And you decided to take a break here because it was such a long stroll?" Blake smiled.

Arya blushed a little, pouting, but Bran nodded and grinned. "Yes, my lady. Exactly!"

She snorted at his recovered cheek. "So, what kind of mischief are you planning?"

Bran kept grinning, but Arya grimaced. "None!" she said. "We're not planning any mischief! We just… wanted to talk where others couldn't overhear us."

"Like your parents?" Blake nodded. "I know the feeling."

"Ah." Arya looked relieved. "Yes, exactly. We just… wanted some privacy."

"To plot your revenge?" Blake chuckled. "I'm joking."

Bran chuckled, but Arya sighed. "Mother's so unfair! It wasn't my fault that we thought Lady Yang was a bastard! I just believed what I was told!"

"That's not always a good idea," Blake said. "People misunderstand things or make mistakes." And some outright lied and manipulated you. Like Adam, that asshole.

She managed not to grind her teeth at the thought of her former… whatever.

"Well, so we shouldn't believe you when you tell us that something's dangerous?" Bran smiled at her.

She snorted in return. "If you have doubts about something, you should ask for proof - or at least for a reason or explanation. Asking questions is never wrong."

Arya scoffed. "Mother just wants me to do what she says, even if it's stupid. And even if I don't want to do it."

Ah. That sounded like a typical if slightly precocious - Arya wasn't a teenager yet - teenage tantrum. "And what do you want to do?" Blake asked.

"I Know what I don't want to do! I don't want to become a 'southern lady'!" Arya blurted out. "I want to become a Huntress!"

Ah. Blake winced. "You don't have Grimm in this world; you don't need Huntresses," she said.

"We have wildings raiders, bandits, slavers from Essos, Ironborns…" Arya scoffed. "We have plenty of dangers people need to be protected from!"

Well, she wasn't wrong.

"If you don't want to become a 'southern lady', why didn't you protest when Mother told you that you'd go to King's landing with Father and the rest of us?" Bran asked.

Arya glared at him. "Because…" She glanced at Blake. "Because I want to see more of Westeros than the North!"

Ah! Blake nodded. It was obvious what she wanted.

"She wants to train with you - with Team Ruby!" Bran said.

So obvious, Bran was aware of it. Children!

"Bran!"

"What?"

"Our training is quite demanding," Blake said. "It would be best to get more… basic lessons from other people." She was quite certain that Lady Catelyn wouldn't be amused if Team RWBY started to train Arya in fighting; their hostess had made her views on that clear.

"But no one will train me! Not really!" Arya protested. "It's so unfair! Bran, Robb, Jon - everyone gets training, but I don't. Even though I'm better than Bran!"

"That was one fight and you cheated!"

"I won! That's all that matters!"

"Well, you won't win once I get training as a squire!"

Blake sighed. "You want to become a squire?" she asked.

"I want to become a knight, and you need to be a squire first!" Bran nodded.

Arya scoffed. "Knights are weak. Team Ruby could defeat every knight in Winterfell!"

She wasn't wrong, of course, but that wouldn't really help either of them.

"So? Then I'll become a knight who's as strong as a Huntsman!" Bran spat.

Arya scoffed again.

"Well, even a Huntress needs to learn the basics, like a squire," Blake said.

"I know!" Arya pouted. "But no one will teach me!"

Blake didn't have an answer for that. Or shouldn't have one. Ruby would offer to train the girl in a heartbeat, of course, regardless of the problems that would cause. But Blake wasn't Ruby.

On the other hand, Team RWBY was supposed to do the right thing - but what was the right thing here? It was unfair that Bran could follow his dreams and Arya couldn't. Or that Arya wasn't allowed to learn how to defend herself and protect others. Blake knew what happened to people who couldn't fight when they needed to. And how much harm could some training do?

She smiled. "Well, if you can keep it secret, I might be able to give you two a few pointers. Only if you don't tell anyone, though."

Both children beamed at her, and Blake suppressed the slight guilt she felt. At least she knew Ruby would support her. And Yang as well.

Oh!

"And only if you don't bring your dire wolves!" she added with a stern expression.

That had the children whine at her, but Blake remained steadfast - she wouldn't teach anyone with those beasts around. That would be far too dangerous!

*****​

On her way to their chambers to 'freshen up' before dinner, Blake passed the empty tower - supposedly used to store food and house people in the long winters - and her ears twitched under her ribbons when she caught voices - familiar voices.

She glanced around, but the whole area was deserted. Sometimes, she thought an enemy army could set up camp inside the castle, and it would take a day until someone noticed. She quickly walked around the tower, then climbed up - not too high, only until she could hear the voices clearly.

"It's been too long! I thought you had forgotten me!"

"Never! But it's not as easy to find some privacy as it is at home."

"We're in a deserted castle, and the King is drinking more than ever - with those foreign harlots with whom you like to train!"

"The Starks have skilled guards and staff. It wasn't easy to arrange this - and it would have been impossible without those girls distracting everyone, especially our brother and my 'brothers'. But I did it."

"It was about time. We'll soon be travelling back to King's Landing, and we won't have any privacy during that ordeal!"

"Then let's make the best of this."


Blake blinked. Those were the Queen and her brother, Ser Jaime, but they talked as if they were the protagonists of 'Forbidden Love'. She snorted - her imagination was running wild. Those things didn't really…

She trailed off as her ears caught sounds that told her, clearly, that such things apparently did happen.

No! This must be… It couldn't, not really. She bit her lower lip, glanced around to ensure there still wasn't anyone watching, and quickly climbed up to the narrow window she could spot from below. This was just some weird local thing she misunderstood.

Then she reached the window - which was more of an arrow slit than a real window, though wide enough she would be able to slip through with some effort - and her eyes confirmed that her imagination hadn't run wild.

The Queen and her twin brother really were in bed together - and together-together, as Nora would say.

*****​

"Ewww! The Queen is sleeping with her brother?"

Yang Xiao Long winced - both at the mental image of what Blake had just told them and at Ruby's shrill comment. She shared the sentiment her sister had expressed. Ew. But she knew better than to yell. Fortunately, Blake had insisted on closing the windows and checking if anyone was nearby before revealing what she had observed on her way back to the room.

"Are you certain? It couldn't have been a misunderstanding?" Weiss asked. She sounded almost desperate. "Some kind of, ah, roleplay?"

Yang snorted. She trusted Blake.

Blake frowned. "Yes. I saw them - I recognised their faces. And everything." She grimaced. "They were naked on a makeshift bed."

"But..." Weiss trailed off.

"I think we can exclude the idea that they accidentally mistook each other for their partners," Yang commented. Ser Jaime was a member of the Kingsguard, anyway - he had sworn an oath to be chaste or something. Or was that just an oath not to marry?

"No…" Weiss sighed, then sat down on her bed and groaned. "That's… a catastrophe!"

"It's disgusting, that's what it is!" Ruby blurted out. "With your own brother? Ewww and double-eww!" She made a retching noise.

"They sounded like they had been doing this for some time," Blake added. "She was complaining that he hadn't visited her in some time."

"That's even worse!" Ruby shook her head. "Cheating on your partner would be bad enough - and the King does it every night or so - but with your brother?" She visibly shuddered. "That would be like… me and Yang doing it!"

Yang shuddered at the thought. "Thanks, sis, for that image."

"Sorry!" Ruby winced. "I just… Ugh. We see Ser Jaime regularly when we train! How can I look at him without imagining him and… Ew!"

"Or when meeting the Queen for tea again," Yang added.

"Ew!"

"That's not the worst," Weiss said. "Not by far."

"Huh?" Ruby looked confused.

"If the Queen realises - or even if she merely suspects, I assume - that we know about her infidelity, she will likely attempt to silence us," Weiss said.

Blake nodded. "This secret, if revealed, would ruin her. You don't cheat on the king."

"You shouldn't cheat on your partner, period," Ruby said. Then she blinked. "I mean… partner-partner, not partner. You know what I mean?"

"Yeah," Yang said with a wry smile.

"I believe so," Weiss said in a very dry tone before she pressed her lips together for a moment. "Anyway, if the Queen suspects that we know, I think she won't shy away from the most drastic measures to deal with us."

"You mean that she will attempt to have us murdered?" Yang asked. She could see that, actually.

"Or discredit us thoroughly," Blake added. "If no one would believe us, we cannot expose her secret."

"But…" Ruby trailed off. "Who would believe us, actually, if we told people? She's the Queen and we're just four foreign girls. And you didn't have your scroll charged to take pictures. Not that you should have taken pictures of… that, but it would be proof."

"She's not exactly popular with people," Yang pointed out. And that was putting it lightly.

"Yes. Most members of the castle staff dislike her," Blake confirmed. "If we accuse her of infidelity, some might claim to believe us even if they don't actually do, if only to use us against her."

Yang scoffed. She hated politics.

"The King doesn't like her." Ruby bit her lower lip. "Do you think they'd divorce if both are cheating on each other? Oh, the poor children!"

"I am fairly sure that the result of this scandal being revealed won't be merely a divorce," Weiss said. "Incest is illegal in all of the kingdoms back home."

"Right!" Ruby nodded, then grimaced. "Oh! The King and Lord Tyrion mentioned the Targaryens sleeping with their siblings, I think."

Yang frowned. "That sounds like it's legal here, though."

"I believe it was limited to the royal family," Weiss said.

"Well, we're talking about the Queen here," Yang pointed out. "She's part of the royal family."

"If the King is cheating as well, doesn't that make it legal?" Ruby asked.

"I don't think it's legal if the Queen does it with her brother," Yang said.

"I think the last trial showed us that we cannot draw parallels from our judicial system to Westeros's." Weiss shook her head. "We need more information to decide what, if anything, we should do about this."

That was a good idea. But there were some problems with it, in Yang's opinion. "Well, if we ask people if incest and infidelity are legal, they'll wonder why we are asking about that," she told them. She would rather not have people wonder about the reasons for that kind of question. "And if the Queen hears about it - especially if we ask if there are exceptions for royalty - she will know we know."

"Quite. We need to get access to a book detailing all the laws of the realm," Weiss said. "Provided such a thing exists; they might not have codified their laws to such a degree. They might rely on precedents - or simply let the King and his chosen representatives rule every case."

Yang wasn't an expert, but that sounded terrible to her. "How would that work? How can you judge people if they don't know the law because you never wrote it down?"

"It would work very well for those privileged and protected by the ruler and his proxies," Blake said with a cynical snort. "Further, if they have codified their laws, we still would need to be able to read it," she added. "Despite my efforts, I'm still struggling with their script. "

"And this is the King we're talking about. He's the sovereign," Weiss said. "Unless I am mistaken, he is not bound by law."

"So… he could do what he wants?" Ruby asked.

"Exactly." Weiss nodded.

"But he didn't divorce the Queen already, even though he doesn't like her," Ruby said.

"Probably for political reasons - her father is very rich and very powerful." Weiss scoffed. "I doubt it is because of their children."

Well, you probably know about such things, Yang thought. "So… what do we do?"

"Nothing until we know what the consequences would be. Both for the Queen and her brother and for us, in case we are accused of slandering her." Weiss said.

Ruby nodded.

Yang agreed. She sighed. "Well, tomorrow's training will be interesting."

"Ew!"

*****​
 
The mastermind was lannister guard number 69!!!
Also bran ain't a cripple unless the three eye raven managed to arrange an accident at some point

Yeah. The Three-Eyed Raven is currently still busy trying to find out what the fuck happened to the Others and his plans.

Good.It would be boring story,if RWBY fixed Westeros in few weeks.
And why Blake do not like Yaung puns? she should be pun-ished !

:p

Yeah, Westeros can't be fixed easily or quickly - RWBY can set, inadvertently even, things in motion but it'll be decades and centuries to see them come to fruition.

Interesting. Wonder how the gang will encounter things there.

Not with good graces, likely.

they should really stop conforming.. or they will be forced to soon..

No one can really force them to conform if they think it's going too far.
 
Kinda interesting to see Weiss's reaction to Myrcella. Will Myrcella have more of a role in this story than in canon? Also Tommen's too childish and wholesome to think of a relationship or marriage as anything other than getting a new older sibling that's actually really cool and stuff.
 
Thanks for chapter.They knew,BRan is safe,so ...Baelish/Varys/Cersei could still just poison them,and everything would follow canon,if author change his mind !
Well written tragic end is still Good End in my opinion.
But - they going home after changing Westeros for better would be good,too.
 
Chapter 9: Research and Developments New
Chapter 9: Research and Developments

'One thing many sources, both biased against and in favour of the Ruby Order, agree on is that the Four Maidens were extraordinarily kind. Now, in the era during which the Ruby Order appeared, noble women, especially maidens, were supposed to be kind - the obvious counterpart to the knightly ideal of defending the weak and punishing the guilty. The Four Maidens are said to have wept bitter tears about the death in prison of a thief who had attempted to rob them and which they had caught themselves, and to have met insults and even attacks with offers of friendship - conforming to the female ideal, which, as any student of history should know, was rarely if ever more than an ideal. But why would both those willing to disparage the Ruby Order as well as those who praised them focus on this? Evidently, as even casual research into the customs of the society of the era shows, that was an attempt to portray them as conforming to the customs and expectations of the noble culture of the time. The former did it to negate and diminish the Order's obvious martial prowess and experience, to portray them as at least spiritually weak and unable to make the hard decisions expected from a knight. The latter did it to show that for all their obvious skill at arms, superior even to the mettle of the best knights in the realms, the Four Maidens were still women at heart, not driven by ambition and pride as so many of the male nobles were at the time, and, therefore, not a threat to said nobles and their ambitions.
Of course, both were wrong. For all their documented unwillingness to hurt those weaker than them, the Order never shied away from standing up for those in need, even if that put them against not only the customs but also the law of the time.'

  • A Treatise On The Ruby Order, by Maester Kennet Bracken

*****​

Winterfell, The North, Westeros, 298 AC

Maester Luwin had always been a curious man. He wouldn't have become a Maester, much less one at such a prestigious post as the Maester in Winterfell, without a desire to know as much as possible about all sorts of topics. And yet, he couldn't remember anything he had been as curious about as the most unusual guests of Lord Eddard in decades. Team Ruby was an enigma - every single answer he managed to gain for his many, many questions about them and their home seemed to open even more questions.

They spoke the common tongue but couldn't read it - their home used a wholly different script. And they were used to books being so common, they cost less than a good meal - and even peasants could buy them. They read books to entertain themselves. Lady Blake owned a book, with finer paper than any Luwin had seen, and perfectly printed letters, and it was a fictional story of dubious quality. No wonder she saw nothing wrong with carrying it around with her wherever she went despite the risk of damaging or losing it!

Even worse, Lady Blake used to read books during mealtimes! While eating! Just the thought of exposing a tome to the dangers of stains and all sorts of liquids would have sent some of Luwin's fellow Maesters into fits of rage. Luwin himself, far from being a hothead, still couldn't help feeling angry at the lack of respect for books such an action implied.

How rich would a house have to be to let their children grow up so spoilt? It wasn't just books; that attitude extended to clothes as well - their admittedly scandalous clothes were made from the finest fabric Luwin had ever seen, yet, as Lady Weiss had confirmed, they were considered 'ordinary working clothes'. For hunting and fighting! And Lady Blake was surprised that he didn't give her leave to peruse Lord Eddard's library by herself!

Sometimes, Luwin wondered if the girls were so tight-lipped about their home because they realised just how much poorer Westeros was in comparison. But then they would, often without realising it, let slip more information about their past and origin that revealed a staggering ignorance of things even the least smallfolk would know - and that wasn't limited to customs, which would have been understandable given the obvious differences between Westeros and their home, but also to the most basic skills.

None of them knew how to launder - or make - their own clothes. He would have attributed that to having servants wait on them hand and foot all their lives, but a blind man would have realised that they were not used to servants attending them. How was that possible?

Some of his colleagues would claim magic, yet the four girls adamantly denied that their home used or even knew magic, and, based on observing some of their more obvious attempts to hide information about their origin, he was inclined to believe them - in as much as they might not be aware of magic, or not realise that they were using magic.

For he could think of no other explanation for their superhuman strength and toughness, and their wondrous weapons and other items, than magic. No magic he had ever heard of, not even when he, like so many others upon entering the Order, had devoured every treatise he could find on the subject, but magic all the same. There was no other plausible explanation, especially not for their appearance in Westeros than magic, be it by design or accident. That their requests for information related to this always led to reports about past and almost forgotten magic, unfortunately none of them useful despite his best efforts, certainly supported this deduction.

All in all, Luwin had penned so many letters about them, he might just go all the way and bind them into a book for the Citadel - though he was aware that his fellow Maesters would be sceptical at best, outright scoffing at worst, at his claims, so he would best wait with sending that to Oldtown until Team Ruby had met his peers and demonstrated their powers.

What couldn't wait, however, was informing Lord Eddard about the latest request of Team Ruby that Lady Blake had relayed to him - and about his deductions based on it. Luwin tried not to get involved in the Game of Thrones, but Lord Eddard commanded his loyalty, and this was something the Lord of Winterfell had to hear about at once.

*****​

"Maester. You asked to meet me."

"Yes, my lord." Luwin nodded. Lord Eddard was, as always, not bothering with gossip or idle talk. "As you may suspect, it concerns your guests. Their most recent request for information, to be precise."

Seated at his desk in his solar, Lord Eddard tensed but otherwise didn't show any reaction, yet his lady wife put down the scroll she had been perusing and focused on him.

"It was quite a peculiar request," Luwin went on. "They wished to read a 'primer', as they called it, of our laws and customs governing family matters. They meant a summary or overview," he explained, "apparently something common in their homelands, mayhap to save time when one did not need or want to read an entire book. They were disappointed to hear that such 'primers' are unknown in Westeros, and even more so when I had to tell them that our laws were not codified in one book, either, but spread out amongst many edicts or passed on orally and through court records." Again, common knowledge in Westeros. "I did refer them to some of those tomes."

"They wanted to learn more about our customs and laws regarding family matters…" Lord Eddard turned to look at Lady Catelyn.

"Marriages. They are looking into how we handle marriages." Lady Catelyn nodded.

"That was my deduction as well, my lady," Luwin said. "And why I thought you should know this at once, given recent events."

"They haven't been interested in such matters before, have they?" Lady Catelyn knew the answer already.

"No, my lady," Luwin told her. "This is the first time they have shown such interest."

"I wonder what brought that on…" Lord Eddard shook his head. "Was it the engagement between Sansa and Prince Joffrey?"

"They didn't seem to care about that when they were informed," Lady Catelyn said. She looked at Luwin. "But then, you told them that there was no information in our library about those ruins they were looking for?"

"Yes, my lady." Luwin nodded. He had informed Lord Eddard about that before. "I searched diligently yet found no hint that would be helpful. Albeit I mentioned that other places might contain the information they sought."

Lady Catelyn frowned at that, but Lord Eddard nodded in apparent approval. He had made his opinion about lying to his guests clear.

"Whatever the reason, they are clearly interested in marriages now," Lady Catelyn said. "Right when you'll be soon be leaving for King's Landing, my lord husband, with the King and our guests, while Robb and I will stay behind."

"Yes." Lord Eddard turned to look at Luwin. "Thank you, Maester, for bringing this to us."

Luwin knew when he was being dismissed so his lord and lady could talk in private. He bowed and left the solar. He didn't envy them - this was a puzzling problem for them to handle.

*****​

Winterfell, The North, Westeros, 298 AC

Ruby Rose jumped back when Yang swung at her and used her Semblance to dodge to the side, then swept Crescent Rose around to catch Weiss from behind with a cut to her legs. Her partner had anticipated her attack, though, and managed to deflect the blow while tumbling over it, then rushed inside Ruby's guard, Myrtenaster flashing faster than ever before, as Ruby's scythe kept moving, exposing her.

Instead of trying to wrench her baby back (which she totally could, though it was hard!), Ruby let the momentum drag her along - Blake was now attacking Yang, wielding both Gambol Shroud's blade and sheath in a whirling frenzy of attacks so Ruby didn't have to worry about an attack from either - and swung the butt end of it toward Weiss just as her partner committed to the attack.

Weiss slid under the blow, aided by her blade guiding Crescent Rose's shaft above her head, and Ruby whirled, coming to a stop with her weapon in a guard position, facing Weiss, who was gracefully rising with her blade at the ready.

"So, it seems…"

Whatever Weiss had been about to say was cut off when Yang dropped down on her, fist extended for a blow to her head. Weiss shrieked in surprise and threw herself to the side, then was sent tumbling head over heels when Yang's blow tore a new crater into the ground.

"I was about to say something!" Weiss complained as she launched a series of attacks that had Yang use Ember Celica to block and deflect them.

Ruby was already moving, letting Crescent Rose twirl around her as she dashed forward, and she felt her baby's blade deflect Gambol Shroud. She looked over her shoulder and caught Blake retreating with her blade. Grinning, Ruby activated her Semblance again and rushed forward, spinning Crescent Rose in a wheel of death that…

… carved holes into the air and nothing else since Blake jumped up, against the wall, then launched herself horizontally over Ruby's baby and slammed her heels into Yang's back.

Yang was sent reeling, which Weiss quickly exploited with a lunge that rammed Myrtenaster's point into Yang's side and kept her off-balance, followed by two more lighting quick lunges.

Blake swung Gambol Shroud around, catching Weiss in the side, then followed up with a kick that launched Ruby's partner into the wall, and just when she was moving to slash at the dazed Weiss, all of them finally lined up just how Ruby wanted them to.

Using her Semblance, she dashed forward, barrelling into and through Yang and Blake before smashing Crescent Rose into Weiss.

With all three of her friends on the ground, groaning, Ruby raised Crescent Rose high into the sky. "I win!"

Applause from the spectators watching them almost drowned out Weiss's pouty complaint about Ruby just being lucky (she wasn't! She was good!) and Yang's groaning about having to wash her hair after ploughing a furrow into the ground with her head courtesy of Ruby's last attack.

"Most impressive, Lady Ruby," Ser Barristan commented.

She beamed at him.

"An excellent showing, indeed!" The Prince smiled. "Wouldn't you say so, Lady Sansa?"

"Of course, my prince."

Even Ruby could see that Sansa was grimacing rather than smiling, but the Prince nodded and turned back to stare at Ruby and her friends. Ruby suppressed a grimace; she had never been comfortable with being at the centre of attention. She wasn't Pyrrha. Or Yang.

"That was great!" Arya cheered wildly, as did Bran.

Right. They had been promised training by Blake. Ruby smiled at them - and tried not to wince when she caught Ser Jaime talking with his brother at the corner of the training yard. How could he act like everything was normal, nothing wrong, when he was sleeping with his - and his brother's - sister? He was a knight, a Kingsguard, he had sworn oaths (Bran had been quite vocal about what oaths knights had to swear), so… how could he just keep lying to everyone?

She wasn't sure she wanted to know. It was so wrong. And icky. Very icky. Disgusting, as Weiss had said. Ruby wanted to retch, so she went over to the corner where they had their pitchers with (boiled) water. She checked the lid on it, then sniffed at it before taking a swig.

"So, Lady Ruby, did you wait until your friends were all lined up perfectly to take them all out with one attack, or did you manipulate them into that position?"

Oh, the Prince had wandered over as well, and she hadn't even noticed! Ruby shouldn't have tried to ignore the whole area where Ser Jaime was. "I was lucky…" she said.

"Damn well, you were!" Yang joined them.

"...but I knew that if I waited long enough, the opportunity would appear," Ruby finished, rolling her eyes at her sister.

Yang chuckled and drank as well. "But you're right; we should have made sure not to line up like that. Well, another lesson to learn." She shrugged.

Ruby looked around for the others; Weiss and Blake were talking to Ser Barristan, who had his sword out, demonstrating something. How to angle it better to redirect a blow from her, Ruby realised a moment later. Oh! That was almost cheating!

She looked at Yang. "We have to step up our game."

"Yes." Yang grinned.

"Step up your game?" Sansa looked confused.

"Weiss and Blake are catching up, so we need to sharpen our edge," Yang said.

"You want to add edges to your gauntlets?" The Prince seemed intrigued.

"Not literally," Yang said. "It means we have to train harder to keep ahead of them."

Blake rolled her eyes at them, Ruby saw, so she probably had overheard Yang's boast. Yeah, Ruby added to herself when she saw Blake whisper something to Weiss, who then also rolled her eyes at them, definitely overheard Yang.

"Ah." The Prince nodded. "That makes sense. The Kingsguard trains every day to keep their skills sharp."

"So do we," Ruby told him. Even though they had to hold back a lot. They needed to sneak out again at night or so and train for real, using Semblances and everything, but finding a place they couldn't accidentally wreck (or which wouldn't be discovered by others) was hard.

"Are you going to join us on our hunt?" the Prince asked.

"Ah…" Ruby almost winced. She'd already been on one. It was more a camping trip than a hunt. People drank a lot, ate a lot, put up tents… Not really her scene. "Probably?" She didn't want to refuse outright - the King had invited them - but maybe something else would come up. Like a monster invasion.

The Prince smirked, almost exactly like his uncles - both of them - and nodded. "You are too kind for hunting, Lady Ruby. Unless it's those Grimm - or thieves."

"Naw!" Yang grinned and wrapped an arm around Ruby's shoulder. "Hunting animals is boring. Now, monsters? Those we would cut down to size!"

"Ah." The Prince nodded. "I assume going after animals wouldn't be a challenge. Still, you might enjoy the hunt anyway." He looked at Sansa. "Many ladies like the outings."

Arya made a retching grimace, but Sansa was too busy beaming at the Prince to notice.

They made a good couple. Oh, if the Prince had no idea what his mother and uncle were doing! Ruby shuddered. The poor boy would be devastated if he knew! His world would crumble!

Wait… if they went on the hunt, they wouldn't have to see the Queen! They definitely would attend!

*****​

The Woods near Winterfell, The North, Westeros, 298 AC

"More wine, boy! Hunting is thirsty work!"

Ruby sighed as Lancel jumped to serve the king more wine. Everyone drank so much! They had barely had lunch, and people were already drunk. Even Uncle Qrow would be appalled. Oh, how she missed him. If he were here…

Lancel didn't offer her wine - he had finally gotten the message. Pure boiled water (cooled down) for her, thanks! Or juice. Or honey milk, hot. But out in the field? Water. She took a sip from her bottle and watched the rest of the 'hunting party'. It was a party, alright - half the men were drunk, and, as Yang put it, the rest were getting there, even though they would be riding through the dense forest soon. Well, those who could ride. Ruby would learn one day, but not today.

She looked around. Yang was telling some tall tale to a bunch of younger knights, with Blake standing next to her and doing her 'silent ninja listening' thing. Ruby had had enough of rowdy knights for the day, so she walked toward Weiss. Her partner was sitting at the edge of the inner circle of the King, all classy and composed even though she had been through the same as Ruby. But such parties didn't bother her, of course - she was used to high society. Not that the court acted like the high society back home, but it was the principle of the thing. "Hey!"

Weiss nodded at her. "Yes?"

"So…" Ruby needed to say something, or she'd look stupid. "What are you doing here?"

Weiss raised her eyebrows, then sighed in that manner of hers when she thought Ruby was being stupid. "Are the men bothering you again with their talk?"

What? "Uh… no. I just wanted… well, some fresh air," Ruby said. "They've been a bit better about all the lewd stuff." And compared to knowing that the Queen and Ser Jaime were in an incestuous relationship, as Weiss had put it, hearing some crude comments wasn't that bad. She looked around. "Are you alone?"

"Yes." Weiss nodded. "Although I fear that will change soon." Before Ruby could wonder if that meant she should leave, Weiss went on: "One of the knights, Ser Haron Buckwell, kept pestering me with tales of his exploits. He's the man over there, trying to get a wineskin from the cook, likely in the hope of getting me drunk enough to consider his crude jokes witty."

"Ugh." Ruby made a face. "Why are they all so… fixated on all this… stuff?"

Weiss snorted softly. "You mean sex?"

"Yes. And marriage," Ruby added.

"Well, the sex is easy - hormones. And marriage is how they do alliances here. There's also a cultural taboo against killing your relatives - kinslaying, they call it - and so the more people you are related to, the safer and more influential you are. In theory, at least."

Ruby had known that. "I know. I was just venting."

"Ah." Weiss nodded. "I understand the feeling," she said. "Here he comes."

Ruby looked up. Indeed. the knight - Ser Haron - was walking toward them with a large wineskin in his hands. And Weiss was tensing up. Alright, time to be a leader and help out her team member and partner!

She stood up. "Come on, Weiss! Let's scout ahead for game!" Which meant animals to hunt here - she had learnt that.

Before Weiss could say anything, Ruby pulled her with her, almost activating her Semblance to whoosh past Ser Haron the Creep. But with Weiss in tow, that would have been a bad idea. It wasn't as if Ruby could take her with her when she used her Semblance. Though that would be very nifty. Weiss couldn't weigh that much more than her baby, anyway.

She giggled when she thought about swinging Weiss around as if she were Crescent Rose.

"What's so funny?" Weiss demanded to know when they stopped near the King - they had to tell him they would go scouting or they'd be rude.

"Nothing," Ruby told her with a grin. "I just had an idea for another combo attack!"

Weiss looked suspicious, but Ruby simply kept smiling.

*****​

Winterfell, The North, Westeros, 298 AC

"Thank you for helping us satisfy our curiosity, Maester Luwin. We're grateful that you're taking time out of your busy day for us." Weiss Schnee was honestly grateful - with half the royal court staying inside Winterfell, the man must be terribly busy just handling all the added correspondence in addition to his normal duties as resident Maester.

She couldn't quite understand how those men handled everything they did - Librarian, archivist, postmaster (which included having to take care of the ravens delivering the mail - those birds were certainly as smart as Weiss's tutors had told her they were), advisor to the resident lord and the local medical authority… As heir to the SDC - maybe former heir now, with Team RWBY missing for so long - Weiss knew how much work it took to keep a large organisation running, and that was with the support of modern technology and instant communication.

"Oh, it's nothing." He smiled at her in a way that reminded her of Klein. "I am always happy to spread knowledge - it's the primary duty of our order, after all."

"Nevertheless, we appreciate your efforts." She nodded firmly.

"Yes," Blake chimed in - though the effect was a bit diminished since she hadn't looked up from the book in which she had buried her nose since Luwin had handed it over to her.

The Maester didn't seem to mind, though - he kept smiling at the sight. Well, he was obviously as much a booklover as Blake was, so he would understand that she didn't mean any slight. Or so Weiss hoped.

She glanced at Ruby and Yang and suppressed a frown. Ruby was sitting straight and looked eager to learn about all the laws covering marriages, but Weiss had seen her sit the exact same way in lessons without actually paying attention to the professor and doodling new weapon specs instead. And Yang was… fiddling with a device under the table.

"Yang!" Weiss hissed.

Unfortunately, while her friend ignored her, Luwin had noticed. "Lady Yang? Might I ask what you are doing?"

Weiss blinked. That had sounded as if the Maester was honestly interested, quite unlike the sarcastic question most teachers - or tutors and advisors given a briefing - would have asked instead.

"Oh, trying to get this tool to work." Yang smiled and pulled the contraption up to put it on the table. "It's a multi-tool for maintenance - well, it's supposed to be. The multi-part is still in need of work." She flipped it open - it looked like one of the toolkits for Huntresses who didn't want or could carry entire maintenance kits with them. Just… more primitive. And obviously not finished.

"Oh, you can swap the tools while keeping a single handle?" Luwin, though, looked very impressed.

"That's the idea, though the tolerances are a bit of a problem." Yang grinned. "I have to file down every part until it fits, and that's quite a grind."

Weiss didn't groan, of course, at the atrocious pun. She had better self-control than that.

Ruby, though, did. Loudly. "Yang!"

And Yang chuckled.

Luwin didn't seem to mind either. Then again, he must be the primary teacher for the Stark kids, so he was probably used to worse behaviour. That didn't mean her team had to behave in this way. The Maester was taking time out of his busy schedule to help them, and that deserved more respect and fewer distractions.

She cleared her throat and frowned at Ruby and Yang, then repeated it, louder, when they didn't react.

Ruby had the grace to blush when their eyes met.

Yang grinned but at least stashed the tool so they could focus on the matter at hand. Which was Westeros' family laws. With an expert briefing them, they should get the information they needed soon enough, at least.

"Now… shall we get started?" she asked, smiling sweetly. "We don't want to waste Maester Luwin's time."

"Oh, it's not a waste of time at all - I enjoy learning new things as well." Luwin laughed. "But let us start with the laws of the First Men, for they form the base of many customs and laws governing families, especially in the North."

The man really was too kind. Like Klein, who had tolerated so much from when Weiss had been a spoilt little girl.

*****​

Weiss stopped smiling as soon as they entered their room and glanced at Blake.

Her friend tilted her head, then checked the windows and doors - and the walls facing the neighbouring rooms before nodding. There were no eavesdroppers, then.

"So… Now we know more," she said.

"I can't believe they kill you for cheating!" Ruby blurted out.

"They don't kill you for cheating," Weiss corrected her. "Not legally, at least, since the rule of thumb was implemented." Which had been after a man had beaten his wife to death for adultery.

"A law is only as good as its enforcement," Blake said. "As we know from home." Weiss didn't rise to the bait - she was fully aware of how things were in her home kingdom. Her father was responsible for a lot of that. "And when a man can beat his wife legally for disobeying, how many will dare to complain to their lord?" Blake went on.

Ruby shuddered. "I didn't think the family laws here would be so… bad."

Yang nodded. "Yeah. I knew they were bad, but not how bad they are."

Weiss had to agree. If Atlas had those laws… She shuddered at the thought of what her father would have done to her mother - and her sister and Weiss. He had done enough without such powers. She had no doubt that none of the scant laws in Westeros granting women some minimal protection against abuse - or worse - by their husbands or fathers would have been enforced; her father was very skilled at finding loopholes, exemptions or corrupt officials.

"Do they really think that if we married here, we'd obey our husbands?" Ruby shook her head. "They can't think that, can they?"

"Some might be stupid enough to think so," Yang said.

"It depends on how seriously they take their oaths. You do swear to obey your husband during the wedding ceremony," Blake said. "They might expect us to heed that."

Ruby scoffed with an uncharacteristic scowl. "Another reason for never marrying anyone!" Then she blinked and added: "Not here, at least."

"Yeah." Yang agreed. "Though we knew already that marrying anyone here would be stupid."

That was true. Still… Weiss shook her head. "Leaving those revelations aside for a moment, we still don't know what the punishment for adultery would be in the case of the Queen doing it, much less what the penalty for incest would be." That wasn't a topic the Maester had covered, and there hadn't been a good opportunity to ask about it without risking that he might grow suspicious. And while the rule of thumb actually stated that a man might only strike his wife six times with a rod no thicker than his thumb, they had heard several cases, some involving high nobility and even royal families, that had gone far beyond that punishment - legally. Who knew what extra-legal punishment had been visited upon people? Being put to death for adultery seemed quite possible, especially if the King was the aggravated party since he made the laws. Just as the rule of thumb had been implemented and retroactively applied to a man, the King might create a law on the spot to punish his wife. Men did a lot of heinous things if they felt slighted by a woman. Having the woman forced to join a monastic order, the Silent Sisters, was amongst the lesser punishments they had heard about.

"Well, we know Ser Jaime would be executed," Yang said. "Or sent to the wall."

"We don't even know that," Weiss said. "The punishment for breaking your oaths as a Kingsguard is death, yes - but he is famous or infamous for killing the King's predecessor as a Kingsguard, and that surely broke his oath, but he wasn't punished for it." Westeros really needed a codified law! Or at least a solid system of precedents that couldn't be toppled on a King's whim! "So… we still don't know what would happen if we told people about the Queen's relationship with her brother."

"Except that we can safely assume that whatever else might happen if we accuse the Queen of adultery, we will make an enemy for life out of her, her brother and probably her family," Blake said.

"Well, depending on the King's reaction, that might be a rather short time." Yang chuckled at her own - and very inappropriate - joke.

"That's what we want to avoid, Yang!" Ruby scolded her. "Think of her children!"

Yang jerked and then nodded. "Sorry."

Weiss winced. Indeed, the royal children might lose their mother, and Ruby and Yang knew intimately what that meant. At least her own mother was still alive - even if she made every effort to change that by drinking herself into a stupor every day.

No one said anything for a while, and Weiss contemplated the information they had received today. It had been enlightening in a way - and certainly had shown that they didn't have a future here. No self-respecting woman could live in such a world.

*****​

Winterfell, The North, Westeros, 298 AC

Blake Belladonna slid down the wall, hidden in the shadows that the setting sun cast against the broken tower next to it, and touched the ground without making a sound. The tower had been empty, no sign of a romantic rendezvous to be found. As she had expected - the Queen and Ser Jaime had a busy schedule today - but it would have been sloppy not to check anyway, in case someone else had thought to use the location for discreet meetings. If a third party stumbled upon the incestuous couple…

But it seemed that whoever else had a need for clandestine meetings, be they of a romantic nature or not, had found alternatives - probably locations that offered more ways to leave them than the broken tower; none of the locals was a huntress who could descend the walls as easy as she could climb them.

She looked around, listened for footsteps and other sounds that betrayed one's presence - it would be embarrassing if she were spotted by someone without noticing them beforehand - and then started walking at a slow pace as if she were out on an evening stroll. She would have taken her book out, but it was rapidly growing too dark for humans to see much, much less read a book, and she wouldn't want to advertise how much better her eyes were.

With the Queen still seemingly determined to harass them, and with the murder of the thief still not solved, Blake wasn't about to reveal anything about her team and herself that might be crucial to survive in the next plot.

And she was sure that such a plot was coming. People who murdered their minions were not the kind of enemies who gave up after the first setback. No, they would choose their next stooge more carefully, and plan their attack better. Ruby's paint trap wouldn't catch the next thief.

But Yang's trap might; Blake's partner had constructed a simple but effective device that could trap someone's hand. If the next thief focused too much on the paint trap, they might get their hand caught instead. Sure, they could break free, but it would leave them no less marked than the paint trap. If it worked, of course. Blake reminded herself not to underestimate the local criminals (and nobles). They might not have the same technology and education Team RWBY had, but that didn't make them stupid. Quite the contrary. They might spot weaknesses and opportunities Blake and her friend could miss because they had a different background and knowledge.

But that worked the other way as well, of course. As long as the locals didn't know what Team RWBY could do, they would keep making mistakes - and Blake would do what she could to ensure they remained ignorant for as long as possible.

She was just approaching the hall where dinner would be served - another big affair today since the King had gone hunting again and brought back game - when she heard familiar voices.

"...see? You can see the entire area from here, even at night, as long as the moon is bright enough."

"I see. Though there's not much to actually see, is there?"


Those were Sansa and the Prince. On the rampart above Blake. And that meant Sandor Clegane would be with them, and probably the Septa of the castle as well - the locals seemed to think that two teenagers left alone would succumb to their hormones at once.

She heard the Prince chuckle. "At least everything seems not worth my attention when you are nearby."

"Ah, thank you! That is too kind of you!"

"I am merely honest."


Blake didn't have to see the two to know Sansa would be blushing at the corny lines from the Prince. Children in love… She snorted and shook her head. Had she been as stupid?

Well, yes, she had been even more stupid - she had fallen for Adam's manipulations. Blake clenched her teeth and hissed under her breath. At least the Prince and Sansa were almost the same age. This wasn't some older man seducing a stupid girl, just two stupid teenagers, or preteens, trying to act as if they were years older.

Which, Blake realised, probably meant the chaperones were a good thing.

But there was no reason to listen to the couple talk, since…

"...and you've been spending a lot of time with Team Ruby."

…this just got interesting. Maybe just gossip, but… knowing how the Prince thought about them would be useful.

"Why wouldn't I? I am going to be King one day, and a King needs to know about people who could, as my father said, rout entire armies. And I assure you, he is correct."

"I would never question the King."

"Of course not."


Well, the King and Prince weren't wrong. Still, did that mean the Prince was worried about them attacking his family? Or the realm? Was he afraid of Team RWBY? He didn't act like that, and Blake didn't think the boy was able to hide his fears, but…

"So, you're, ah, studying them for their skill at arms?"

"You could say so, I suppose, yes."

"Ah."


Sansa sounded relieved. She probably had been worried that the Prince had a crush on Ruby. Well, there was nothing to fear here - Ruby wasn't interested in the Prince.

But the couple was about to descend - they had already set foot on the stairs - so Blake started walking again and entered the hall before they saw her at the foot of the wall. If they saw her waiting, they might feel self-conscious - or suspicious.

The two kids were already awkward enough; no need to make it worse. Especially if the Prince was already afraid of them.

And Blake could smell roasted fish. It would be a shame if someone else got the best pieces before she could pick them while everyone else went after the roasted stag.

*****​

Winterfell, The North, Westeros, 298 AC

Standing on a branch shortly below the tree's canopy, Yang Xiao Long looked at the small clearing ahead of them, then back at Blake and raised her eyebrows. "I thought we were to meet Bran and Arya, not Jon."

Her partner was leaning against the trunk and blushed a little - just some reddish hint on her cheeks. "I didn't tell them to bring anyone else, but they probably needed someone with them to get out of the Castle, and he's their brother."

In hindsight, Yang should have thought of that when Arya had told her that she and Bran could meet Yang outside the castle. Maybe she should have told Arya they'd wait with lessons until they were travelling south. But sue her, Yang was a bit bored, and training with the Kingsguard was a bit awkward ever since Blake had discovered what Ser Jaime was doing with his sister, the Queen. There wasn't much else to do. She couldn't read any of the books even if she were allowed, and Mikken and his apprentices were swamped with orders to make spare parts for the monstrous 'wheelhouse' the royal family would be using to travel, so she couldn't tinker at the smithy either.

And there was no way she was going to a tea party with the Queen again unless she had no choice. Even Weiss loathed it, and she had grown up in high society!

So, training the kids in secret it was.

"Are you sure there's no one else?"

"I didn't hear, see or smell anyone else," Blake replied.

"Then let's go!" Yang grinned and jumped off.

She crossed her arms to shield her hair as she crashed through the foliage of the next tree, then grabbed and swung around a branch, landing in a crouch on it. She jumped off a moment before Blake reached her.

Two more jumps brought her to the clearing - and to Jon's attention. But the boy looked at the underbrush on the ground instead of up.

Grinning, Yang descended on him.

To his credit, he did notice her before she hit the ground, but not quickly enough to react, and she heard him shriek when the impact of her boots threw up a small cloud of dust and dirt right next to him.

"Boo!"

Arya and Bran, on the other hand, yelped loudly and stumbled back before they recognised her.

"Never forget to look up," Blake said as she gracefully dropped down on Jon's other side.

"Gah!" The boy gasped and jerked, and Yang laughed.

Puting, he frowned at her, then at Blake. "Very few people can jump like that, my lady," he complained.

"But a lot can climb a tree and use a bow and arrow," Blake pointed out. "First lesson: Pay attention to your surroundings."

"And it's a free one," Yang added, smashing her fists together. "Usually, we'd teach that by throwing stuff at you to dodge."

"Uh…" Jon grimaced.

"Really?" Bran, on the other hand, looked intrigued.

"Yes." Yang nodded at him, then looked at Blake.

Her partner was frowning at Arya. "I remember asking you not to tell anyone about our agreement."

Arya blushed but quickly pouted as well, quite like her brother. "Well, you're already training Jon!"

"That's not secret," Blake pointed out. "Unlike the lessons you asked for, your parents do not mind him sparring with us."

"Ah… He won't tell on us! Right, Jon?" Arya beamed at him.

Jon, though, looked a little unsure. "I won't lie to Father or Lady Stark, but I won't volunteer the information."

"Lady Yang and Lady Blake are our guests! You wouldn't reveal their secrets, would you?" Bran grinned. "That wouldn't be honourable!"

Jon blinked - obviously, he hadn't considered that. But he rallied quickly. "Guest right doesn't cover that!"

"How do you know? This isn't endangering anyone," Bran said. "We're just getting training - and I am already training with arms!"

"And you wouldn't want to leave me helpless, would you? That would endanger me!" Arya added before her brother could reply.

"That's…"

Yang chuckled. "You're worse than Ruby was at your age." Her little sister had tried similar arguments when she wanted something. She turned to Jon. "Just tell your father that you were training with Blake and me if he asks about today. And that Arya and Bran were watching." That wasn't a lie - they would be watching Yang and Blake a lot.

Jon obviously wasn't happy, but he nodded.

Yang slapped his shoulder - gently, of course, so he only staggered a little - and grinned. "Great! Now, let Blake and me show you how to punch and slice your enemies!"

"We'll show you how to defend yourself," Blake said. "And that means we'll first show you how to run away."

"What?" Arya looked as if she had been stabbed in the back.

"I already know how to run!" Bran protested.

"Oh, but you don't know how to run away properly," Blake said. She reached into a pouch she had brought and pulled out a few fir cones, juggling them one-handed. "So you can't be hit by your pursuers."

"Uh…" Arya looked at the cones, then at Bran. "You'll be my shield, Bran!"

"What?"

"You cover me!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Start running," Blake said. "And don't stop until you're behind a tree."

They were slow to react and both got a cone thrown at their head as a result. Then they started running.

Jon chuckled, shaking his head at the sight.

Yang grabbed a cone from Blake and pelted Jon as well. "You too!"

"But…"

"You never know when you will have to run away from enemies you can't beat," Yang told him while Blake hit both Bran and Arya with another pair of cones.

"To run is not honourable!"

Oh, for! Yang shook her head. "If you can't do anything by fighting except for dying pointlessly, running is the only honourable choice." And the only smart move, but it was obvious Jon didn't care too much about that.

"And the better you are at running, the longer you'll be able to fight," Blake added.

Jon still pouted when he finally started running.

*****​

About an hour later - Yang's scroll was still turned off so they could save power, but she had gotten the yang of telling time by the sun, if roughly - she called for a halt. Bran and Arya had long since stopped to rest, and Jon looked as if his pride was the only thing keeping him going. "Alright, good effort here," she told them. "Remember: Don't try to dodge the missile, dodge the archer's aim." Well, Dad taught it a bit differently, and only about high-velocity bullets, but the principle was the same.

"You can dodge arrows in flight; I saw it," Jon protested.

"Yeah, we can. But not you," Yang replied. "And so trying to teach you how to react to an arrow already loosened like we do would be pointless. But if you can spoil their aim or just be a moving target, you're good. Probably. At least you're better off."

"I want to learn how to fight," Arya complained.

"And you will," Yang told her. "Staying alive is the first rule of combat."

"Sometimes, you have to sacrifice yourself to protect your loved ones," Jon said.

"Yes." Bran nodded eagerly.

Yang groaned. What was it with the two boys focusing on that? "Sacrificing yourself is the last resort. That's the exception, not the rule." She frowned at them. "We're not going to teach you anything if you're just gonna throw your life away at the first opportunity!"

"We wouldn't!" Bran protested.

"We were merely stating that sometimes, fleeing is not an option," Jon added. "We do not plan to die."

"Could've fooled me," Yang muttered. "Anyway, you did well here. For beginners." She stretched, "So… let's go home!"

"Uh…" Arya rubbed her legs.

"We can rest a bit longer," Yang said.

"Thank you!"

Yang could do with a little rest as well. She lay down in the grass - one of the patches that hadn't been trampled during the lesson so she wouldn't get her outfit dirty and looked at the cloudy sky above them. With Blake keeping her eyes and ears open, she could even take a nap…

"Ah, Lady Yang…"

Or not. "Yes, Jon?" He probably would never call her 'Yang'.

"Ah…" He hesitated.

So, it was probably an embarrassing or delicate question. Or what boys thought were such questions. She raised her eyebrows.

He coughed. "I was wondering about how courtship was done in your home kingdom."

Oh, great. Not a topic she wanted to talk about. But she owed the boy an honest answer after browbeating him to keep quiet about this - and after having him run for an hour or so. Though not too detailed or too honest - Yang knew that the truth about Remnant's stance on sex would not go over well with people here. "Well, that depends on the individuals. It's different for everyone," she added when he didn't seem to understand her. "Most people ask each other out. Go on a few dates, see if you click."

"'Click'?"

"See if you fit well together, if you like spending time with each other, if you can handle each other's flaws…" She shrugged. "You know, check if you would be happy together."

"Ah." He nodded.

Yang doubted that he really understood.

"So… you do a sort of try-marriage before you marry for real?" Bran apparently hadn't been too tired to listen to their talk. And neither was Arya - both seemed to be paying rapt attention.

That was obviously Blake's fault for slacking in their training. Yang narrowed her eyes at her partner, but she seemed to ignore that.

"Not quite a try-marriage," Yang said. "Marriage comes much, much later. Dating means spending time together. Doing stuff together."

"What kind of stuff?" Arya asked.

Damn. "Whatever you like doing," Yang said. "You don't have to do everything together, but if you don't really share any interests, it's not much of a marriage, is it?"

Now all three looked confused.

How to explain that… Ah! Yang smiled. "You marry someone because you want to spend time together. And why would you spend time together if you don't want to do anything your partner wants to do?"

"Because they like it?" Arya asked.

Yang stared at her for a moment. Lectured by a kid?

Blake giggled and once again ignored Yang's glare.

"Anyway, that's what you do when dating. Spend time together."

"We do that here as well," Jon said.

"Yeah, but you have chaperones. We don't," Yang said. Then she blinked. Damn. She hadn't meant it like that - well, not just like that.

But the way Jon blushed, it certainly had been understood like that.

And Blake was shaking her head.

Ah, well. What was done was done.

*****​
 
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Yes well, until recently, I thought RWBY fanfiction is good only for AO3 hardcore smut.

I need a couple filters to search for stories to rad there.

Fascinating. How will this ripple out?

That remains to be seen.

Kinda interesting to see Weiss's reaction to Myrcella. Will Myrcella have more of a role in this story than in canon? Also Tommen's too childish and wholesome to think of a relationship or marriage as anything other than getting a new older sibling that's actually really cool and stuff.

The issue is that Myrcella is 8 - a little kid - and under Cersei's almost complete control. Tommen is basically the same. Now, if RWBY would meet with them like they do with Arya and Bran, they would gain quite a lot of insight they're missing, but as things are...

Thanks for chapter.They knew,BRan is safe,so ...Baelish/Varys/Cersei could still just poison them,and everything would follow canon,if author change his mind !
Well written tragic end is still Good End in my opinion.
But - they going home after changing Westeros for better would be good,too.

I prefer happy endings, not tragedies, when I read and write. I have the news for tragedies.
 
I prefer happy endings, not tragedies, when I read and write. I have the news for tragedies.

Amen. Just my kind of philosophy.
Some bittersweet endings also have their appeal.

This might've been answered before, in which case I apologise for my laziness in not searching for it. But will anyone team RWBY knows appear in the story?

I've not seen something like that applied well the many times it's been done before in crossovers. But hey, it's subjective.
 
This might've been answered before, in which case I apologise for my laziness in not searching for it. But will anyone team RWBY knows appear in the story?

I've not seen something like that applied well the many times it's been done before in crossovers. But hey, it's subjective.

Do you mean the people from Remnant following them to Westeros? Or the "Hey, this is a character from a book I read" twist?
 
Very interesting. I love the way Planetos and RWBY try to learn from each other.

Value divergence; value dissonance.

Some critique though, I get the feeling that team RWBY is at times judgmental due to them not considering context. Let's be honest, they can do what they do because they are strong. Without that strength, ideals are only ideals. For example, they assume this of that of the people of Westeros without considering the context. In a society where bonds matter, adultery can literally shatter society. And without just punishment for theft and murder, you would take an already terrible society into something much worse as shown in the books where law and order collapse due to the succession crisis.

On the other hand, the people of Westeros do not understand team RWBY because they don't know the world beyond what they know. What they assume as potentials are actually reality in RWBY. The idea that they can be a better way doesn't occur to them because they don't know it was even an option.

So there are pitfalls for each side but it is by communicating that we understand each other and respect each other.
 
Some critique though, I get the feeling that team RWBY is at times judgmental due to them not considering context. Let's be honest, they can do what they do because they are strong. Without that strength, ideals are only ideals. For example, they assume this of that of the people of Westeros without considering the context. In a society where bonds matter, adultery can literally shatter society. And without just punishment for theft and murder, you would take an already terrible society into something much worse as shown in the books where law and order collapse due to the succession crisis.

Oh, they understand that - especially since a Hunter in their world can do a lot of damage if they go bad. It's just that they don't consider the punishments dealt out in Westeros just in any sense of the word. (Also, they might not know it, but draconian punishments do not curb crime, so killing thieves is neither just nor does it help.)

On the other hand, the people of Westeros do not understand team RWBY because they don't know the world beyond what they know. What they assume as potentials are actually reality in RWBY. The idea that they can be a better way doesn't occur to them because they don't know it was even an option.

Yeah. They have trouble envisioning such a different society - not helped by RWBY trying to keep information about Remnant secret.

So there are pitfalls for each side but it is by communicating that we understand each other and respect each other.

Yeah. Of course, some parts of Westeros do not deserve any respect.
 
Do you mean the people from Remnant following them to Westeros? Or the "Hey, this is a character from a book I read" twist?

More along the lines of other people, maybe Glynda or Crow, mysteriously ending up far enough away from where the story's been focused up till now.

The kind of event that's used to set up future conflict. Maybe one of Salem's goons taking over the wildlings.
 
More along the lines of other people, maybe Glynda or Crow, mysteriously ending up far enough away from where the story's been focused up till now.

The kind of event that's used to set up future conflict. Maybe one of Salem's goons taking over the wildlings.

I've got no plans for that. It would detract from the focus on RWBY, and also remove some of their agency and growth potential.
 
Chapter 10: On the Kingsroad New
Chapter 10: On the Kingsroad

'One peculiar oddity - at least at first sight - that many scholars overlook when they study the material is their stance towards animals. While the notion that they were the first recorded vegetarians is obviously foolish - such a special diet would undoubtedly have been remarked upon by many, and even if they had refused to eat meat, there have been vegetarians in Westeros long before the Ruby Order arrived - several sources agree that they cared about animals as more than sources of food and labour or as pets. The records of House Stark mention that the ancestors of the famous direwolf companions of the Starks, in particular, drew their attention, with Lady Weiss being especially fond of them. However, the same records also mention that none of the Four Maidens knew how to ride a horse, something supported by the surviving accounts from the Night's Watch. How could a group of nobles as skilled at arms as the four maidens not know how to ride in a time when the horse was the standard means of transportation, especially for the military? One possible answer, and quite a likely one, is, of course, that they hailed from a country where the main means of transportation wasn't the horse, but boats or, perhaps, sledges drawn by dogs - a country - or civilisation - not unlike the Summer Islands, where knowing how to ride was not nearly as necessary for any nobleman - or noblewoman - wishing to fight as it was in Westeros. In fact, this theory was brought forward before by a colleague of mine, Maester Francis, though he focused on the theory that the homeland of the Ruby Order was sunk following the eruption of an undersea volcano and only used their lack of horsemanship as supporting evidence. However, the lack of any archaeological or geological evidence that such an eruption would have left in the time since the Ruby Order appeared has since then disproven this theory, although some scholars still consider it valid despite all the evidence against it.'
  • A Treatise On The Ruby Order, by Maester Kennet Bracken

*****​

The Kingsroad, South of Winterfell, The North, Westeros, 298 AC

Ah! The sun in the sky, the wind in his face, his best friend riding at his side and the nagging woman who had made his life miserable for years safely stuck far behind him - Robert Baratheon was a happy man! Almost happy enough to forget that they were travelling back to King's Landing, the nest of vipers he had gladly left to meet his best and oldest friend.

But it would take quite some time to reach the city - mostly thanks to the monstrous wheelhouse the nag insisted on using, so she was good for something at least - and Robert wouldn't let this stop him from enjoying the moment.

He turned towards Ned. "Ah, it's good to be back on the road, right? Takes you back to the days of our youth, huh?"

"Yes, Your Grace," Ned replied. He was smiling faintly, but that was Ned for you. If he smiled, he meant it. There was not a single bone of deceit in his body. And that was why there was no better choice for Robert's Hand than his best and oldest friend. Ned might not be as skilled as Jon had been when it came to wrangling the court - Robert suppressed the pang of pain that came with remembering the man who had been his father in all but name - but he would never lie to Robert.

He forced himself to chuckle. Jon was dead, and he missed him, but Ned was here. "Don't worry, the Kingsroad isn't as bad as you may have heard. It's just not meant for wheelhouses bigger than a carrack!"

"An army only moves as fast as its slowest part."

As Jon had taught them when they were boys, which had served them well during the Rebellion. "Yeah. Though if we have to hurry, I'll personally smash the wheelhouse to kindling. Then Cersei will have to ride a horse like everyone else."

"We would still have the train to deal with," Ned, always serious, pointed out.

"The wagons can move faster than this," Robert said. Not much faster, but faster nonetheless. "And I bet a forced march would do some good. Too many here have grown lazy and soft."

"Yes, Your Grace." Ned's lips twisted into another familiar smile, and Robert guffawed.

"Me amongst them, I know!" He patted his belly.

"Indeed, Your Grace."

Any other noble in Ned's position would have told him a flattering lie about how he was still in the prime of his health - as if Robert was a fool who couldn't use a mirror. Not Ned, though. He was honest to a fault.

And by the Seven Above, Robert needed someone who would talk straight to him, unafraid of offending their King! All those lickspittles and sycophants crowding his court made him sick! How was he supposed to rule a kingdom if whatever he did, he would be praised? How could you trust anyone who wasn't brave enough to tell you when they disagreed with you? A commander who surrounded himself with toadies was doomed; sooner or later, he would make a fatal mistake, either because he was missing information or because he started to believe he was as perfect as his sycophants said he was. Seven Hells, the only good thing about Cersei, except for her father's gold, was that she didn't bother to hide her disdain for him. Robert knew where he stood with her. And how she stood with others, such as their guests.

"Well, we could always follow the example of Lady Ruby and her friends and walk half the way," Robert said. "It's hard to believe that they can't ride, right?"

"Indeed." Ned nodded. "Though as fast as they are, they probably never saw the need to ride a horse when they can outpace it both in speed and distance."

That wasn't that impressive. Infantry, properly trained and supplied, would move faster than cavalry over long distances; any decent commander knew that. And they needed fewer supplies to begin with. And yet… "Maybe. But I think the answer is different," Robert said.

"They do have horses in their homes, Father. But they don't use them for travel," Joffrey cut in. His son was riding behind them but close enough to listen to their talk - which he obviously had done.

Robert smiled. That was another reason why this trip had been the best idea he'd had in years: His son and heir was finally coming out from under Cersei's skirts. And it was all thanks to Lady Ruby and her friends. The boy just needed the right motivation to finally grow up. "Do you think they walk everywhere?" Robert wouldn't put it past them.

"I think they use magic," Joffrey said at once. "Though I have yet to find out what sort of magic."

"Are you spying on them, my prince?" Ned was frowning.

"That would imply that I am trying to hide my interest from them, Lord Stark." The boy flashed a grin.

Robert laughed. "Good answer, boy! Just be careful when deciding who you're interested in and how to show it!"

Joffrey looked confused for a moment - well, he was still a boy, not yet a man. Ned, on the other hand, was frowning.

"All of them equally?" Joffrey asked more than stated.

Robert laughed again. "That's a recipe for a painful lesson, boy!"

Joffrey blinked, then blushed. "I didn't… Father! I've got a betrothed!" he added with a glance at Ned.

Robert laughed harder.

Ned, though, frowned at both of them before nodding at Joffrey. "My prince, if I may offer some advice."

"Of course, Lord Stark."

"Tread carefully around Lady Ruby and her friends. While they obviously are not as prone to anger as many nobles would be, undoubtedly, their ire can still be raised. And, accidentally or not, I doubt we would wish to experience such."

"Of course not, Lord Stark! I am fully aware of their power." Joffrey shook his head. "And I remain determined not to offend those who could, as Father said, wreck the entire Red Keep with their bare hands."

"I wouldn't actually mind seeing that. Would improve the damn place!" Robert blurted out. He was only half-joking. The keep was riddled with secret passages and spies, and everything the damned dragons had squirrelled away during their rule and then forgotten.

"Robert!"

"Father!"

Ah, his friend and his son were too easy to rile up!

"Peace! They wouldn't do it - they wouldn't like hurting all those people." It was a good thing the four were girls. Boys with their power would be far less careful. Far less kind and modest, as well. Robert knew that - he had been a boy once.

No, it was a very good thing that Lady Ruby and her friends were girls. Otherwise, a number of fools would have been killed by now. And the odd bastard or two would already be on the way, of course. Cersei might rant about how they dressed, but Robert knew women, and despite their attire, none of the four girls were the kind to spread their legs for a man for a bit of fun.

They hadn't taken a vow of chastity, either, despite some of the imp's comments. Yang made ribald jests with the best of them, and Ruby might be uncomfortable with such jokes, but she had never chided her sister for it. And if they had taken such vows, they would have mentioned it - especially after revealing that girls picked their own husbands in their homelands. Hah! Wouldn't that even shock the Dornish?

Of course, if girls could shatter stone with their bare hands - or their foreheads, as Yang had shown on a dare - who would dare to make them do anything they didn't want? Gods above, they lived the perfect life! They hunted monsters for a living, travelled the world and had no obligations that saw them chained to a nagging wife who hated him and a throne he had never wanted, surrounded by leeches and the stench of King's Landing!

If he had been born in their world… He laughed again, prompting Ned and his son to look at him.

"Your Grace?"

"Nothing." He was the King. Nothing could change that. He couldn't even step down - Joffrey wasn't ready to rule; he was still too young. And under Cersei's influence. Ned would be a good regent, of course, but he wouldn't do that to his friend. Robert might be many things - a drunkard, a womaniser, and a failure as a king in so many ways that Jon had never had the heart to tell him - but he wasn't a coward or traitor.

Bah, this was ruining his good mood! "So, how do you think your guests will like King's Landing?"

"Your guests now, Your Grace," Ned corrected him.

Robert waved his hand. "Our guests. Go on."

Ned nodded. "They are used to big cities."

Always so careful. Robert grinned. "As big as King's Landing?"

"Yes, Father," Joffrey cut in. "They mentioned bigger cities in their homeland."

Robert frowned. "Let Ned talk, boy!" he snapped. "You'll get your turn."

"I don't think they have seen a city like King's Landing, Your Grace," Ned said after a moment. "Their world is very different from ours."

Robert snorted. "It has to be, given their power. Can you imagine growing up in their world? Fighting monsters as soon as you are old enough to squire? To prove you're good enough to be trained?" He laughed. "Can you imagine what their armies must look like, with knights raised like that?"

"It's a terrifying thought," Ned said.

"Hah!" Robert grinned. "It's exciting! The Age of Heroes, come alive!" He glanced at Joffrey behind them. "You had something to say, boy!"

Joffrey jerked. "Ah, yes, Father!" He nodded. "I… Their cities have tougher walls than King's Landing - or Winterfell."

"Have to, with monsters that can threaten 'Huntresses'!" Robert nodded.

"And they are magical. The cities. I mean, they use a lot of magical devices. Lights, stoves, even latrines." Joffrey shook his head. "They don't have servants doing chores for them, but magic devices."

"That could merely be the case for students at their school, my prince," Ned pointed out.

"That might be so, Lord Stark, but of the four girls, only Lady Weiss is used to having servants. And she hails from a different kingdom than the others," Joffrey said.

"Hah! Looks like in their world, the North is the place where people are soft enough to need servants, huh?" Robert laughed again.

Joffrey laughed as well, but Ned smiled. "As I said, their world is very different, Your Grace."

"Hah!" Robert slapped the pommel of his saddle. "Good one!"

"Father..."

"Yes, Son?"

"Do you believe they're from another world?"

"Is your mother still clinging to that foolishness of hers?" Robert scoffed. "If they were from our world, we would have met them already. Neither people like them, nor the monsters they fight, would have been confined by land or sea. They would have conquered the world long before any of us were born."

"They might not want to conquer the world," Ned said. "Lady Ruby and her friends do not show any such ambition. They certainly have not made any attempt to conquer Winterfell."

"Oh, the girls aren't conquerors, that I'll grant you, Ned." Robert nodded. "But their kin? Their peers? Four kingdoms of such people, and all of them lacking the ambition to go forth and conquer their neighbours? Or, if not to conquer, then to explore the world? Or the Grimm they described? Those 'Nevermores' can fly and don't need to eat or rest; they could fly to every corner of the world. No, they're not from our world." He laughed. "So, we better enjoy their company until they leave."

Ned frowned. "You don't think they will stay in Westeros?"

Robert shook his head. "You have known them for longer than I do, Ned. Can you see them abandoning their families, their homes, and settling down here?" He wouldn't do that in their place, so why would they? They were free to live the best of lives!

"They might not be able to return to their home, Your Grace. They have not had any luck finding anything about the magic they need at Winterfell."

"And they might not find anything in King's Landing." Robert shrugged. "And then they will go to the next place - probably Oldtown."

"And what if they don't find anything there? What if there is no way for them to return home, Father?"

Robert snorted. "How would they know, until they have searched the entire world? You've been spending a lot of time with them; do you think they'll ever give up their goal?" He knew the girls. They would no more give up their search than Robert would have ever given up on Lyanna, had she lived. And they would no more abandon each other than Robert would abandon Ned. "Sooner or later, they will travel on, looking for their home." It wasn't as if there was any power in the world able to stop them.

Strangely, both Ned and Joffrey remained silent at that. Ah, well - it was about time to stop for the midday meal, anyway.

*****​

The Kingsroad, South of the Neck, Riverlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"Finally, no more swamps! No more mosquitos! No more rotting plants stinking up the air!"

Ruby Rose smiled at Weiss's outburst. Her friend had not enjoyed the latest stretch of their trip. Well, neither had Ruby or Blake and Yang, but Weiss had taken it the worst. At least from Team RWBY - the Queen's complaints had been heard by the entire camp. Poor Blake probably hadn't been able to sleep until the queen had fallen silent.

But now, a bit ahead of the King's caravan, standing on green fields and taking deep breaths, that was over. The Queen would have to find something else to complain about. Which she would - she always had something to complain about.

But Ruby wouldn't let that ruin her good mood. She would enjoy the day!

"We're in the Riverlands now. They're ruled by Lady Catelyn's father," Jon said. They already knew that, of course. But Jon took his duty to be their 'native guide' seriously. So seriously, Weiss hadn't been able to bring herself to admit that she had been sarcastic when she had called him that.

Ruby and the others had had a good laugh about that in private, and even Weiss had been a good sport. Though it probably helped that Jon wasn't looking at Weiss like he was looking at Yang when he thought no one was looking. If Jon had a crush on Weiss, she probably would have scared him to the Wall by now. And, of course, Ghost helped. A lot. Weiss just couldn't resist a puppy.

"Hoster Tully, our grandfather! But we won't go visit him - I asked," Bran said. Hunter, his finally named wolf - really, how could you not name your pet for months? - was at his side, looking around with his tail wagging. "Riverrun is not on the way. It would be a detour that would cost us too much time, Father said."

"Yeah, it probably would." Ruby had seen the map - or what passed as a map here - and it was quite a distance. Especially on this supposed 'Kingsroad', which was more like a better - or worse, in some areas - dirt track.

"Unless you asked the King!" Bran smiled at her. "I'm sure he wouldn't deny you!"

Uh. Ruby frowned at him. Bran might be right about that, but he was also wrong! For suggesting it. "I'm not going to ask to delay the King's return to the capital so we can visit Riverrun, Bran!"

"Why not? I'm sure the King would like it," Bran replied.

Arya, standing a bit behind him, nodded.

Ruby swallowed her first response. The King had been complaining about King's Landing a lot. But that didn't mean he would be shirking his duty. That would be like goofing off on a Hunting mission! Which, well, you did - you had to keep from becoming all doom and gloom, or you would attract more Grimm - but not when delaying meant more people would be endangered. Or even killed!

And the King couldn't just go off for weeks on a whim! He had to rule the kingdom! "He is needed in the capital," she said.

"That doesn't mean he wants to go there." Bran grinned.

"But it means we will be going there," she told him. "Sometimes, you need to do things you don't like because it's the right thing to do."

"Oh!" Yang smiled a bit too sweetly. "My little sister is all grown up! Next, you'll be saying that too many cookies are bad for you!"

Ruby gasped. "Never!" She was a growing girl (and an active girl) and she needed her cookies!

But they didn't have cookies here. Well, not chocolate cookies. Oh, how she missed homemade cookies. And home. And Dad. And Uncle Qrow. And her friends at Beacon. And Beacon. And…

"Ruby?"

"Sorry!" She took a deep breath. "I got lost in thought about… cookies!" She forced herself to smile.

"Ah, of course!" Yang's laughter was also forced, but Bran and Arya should be fooled, and Jon was… probably as well. He was looking at Yang's chest again.

"Figures!" Weiss was shaking her head at her, but she was smiling in that nice way of hers, not her disapproving way (Ruby knew both smiles very well by now).

"So… do you think we're far enough from the others?" Ruby asked when they reached a small clearing.

"Hm." Yang looked around. "Blake?" she yelled.

A moment later, Blake appeared on a high branch of the closest tree. "It's clear!" Blake yelled back, then disappeared into the foliage again.

Ruby sighed. There was being a catgirl ninja, and there was being too afraid of three adorable puppies. Puppies the size of grown shepherd dogs now, but still puppies. Zwei would love to play with them. Ah, well. "So, this should be a good spot to train in secret. No one is going to catch us here, and if anyone comes for us, Blake will spot them way before they reach us, and we can stop and claim you were just watching us train."

Arya and Bran nodded, as eager as they had been on the first day of this trip, but Weiss shook her head. "I am sure that Lord Eddard is aware of what we are doing."

"Father would have said something if he knew!" Bran protested.

"Yes! He'd never let me get training with a blade!" Arya agreed.

Ruby wasn't sure - the two kids knew their father best, but Weiss was smart and had spent a lot of time with Lady Catelyn and she was Ruby's partner, so… "Well, as long as he doesn't say anything, it doesn't matter if he knows."

"Just remember to lie if he asks you," Yang added with a grin.

"Lady Yang!" Jon looked shocked, but Bran and Arya nodded with wide grins.

"And don't forget to thank Sansa," Yang added. "If not for her distracting the Prince, we wouldn't have been able to sneak away!"

"We didn't sneak away," Weiss corrected her. "We told Lord Eddard we would go training and take you with us."

"Well, it's still sneaking since we aren't supposed to train the kids!"

"That's… It doesn't work like that!" Weiss frowned.

"Says you!"

"Because it doesn't work like that!"

"Yang, stop riling up Weiss!" Ruby put her foot down. "Let's start training!"

They couldn't stay here too long - they had to catch up to the caravan afterwards, and even though the whole thing was moving very slowly, the longer they took here, the longer they had to walk back - or run, that was good training as well. At least for the Stark kids.

"Yes. Now that, at long last, you have the basics of dodging and running down, we can start with basic attacks and footwork," Weiss said, drawing Myrtenaster.

"And fisticuffs!" Yang grinned and slammed her fists together.

"And we'll continue raising your stamina!" Ruby beamed at them and drew Crescent Rose. "We've got a lot of things to train and not much time for it, so we'll have a very intense training session. When we're done, you'll wish you were dead!"

All three - even Jon - looked queasy.

Ruby frowned. That was what Uncle Qrow liked to say, and he knew what he was doing when it came to training - he had trained her, after all!

"Ruby, if they can't walk when we return, everyone will know what we've been doing - including the Queen and the Prince," Weiss pointed out. "So, please don't kill them, OK?"

"Save that for our sparring!" Yang added.

"Alright." Ruby sighed. "Now, let's get started, Team JAB!"

*****​

Crossroads Inn, Riverlands, Westeros, 298 AC

The inn they were staying at showed the differences between Remnant and Westeros rather starkly, in Weiss Schnee's opinion. This was the crossing of multiple major trade routes. From here, the river road led to the capital of the Riverlands, the high road to the Vale of Arryn, and the Kingsroad to the North and further south. It was also near the Trident, the main river leading east - apparently, the rive had once flown directly under the southern part of the inn - and yet, what should be a major trade hub and settlement was barely a village by Remnant's standards.

At least the inn had enough rooms to house a significant part of the King's travelling group, though the owners had to evict a few smallfolk guests for that - something Weiss knew better than to mention to Ruby and the others. It wouldn't go over well with her friends. Weiss wasn't happy with it, either, but that was how it worked in Westeros: Those with rank and status had privileges, and those deemed of lesser status had to give way to those of a higher rank.

And none outranked the King, of course. Not even the Queen, for which Weiss was grateful every day.

That was actually the only downside of staying in an inn, and sleeping in a real bed, as primitive it might be, in a room instead of a tent, and being able to take a bath in what was seen as comfort in Westeros: They were spending the night in the same building as the Queen, and that meant that dinner was a social event, so to speak.

"Ugh. I never knew how much I loved zippers until we were zapped here. Blake, some help?"

A social event which comes with certain rules, such as dressing appropriately, Weiss thought as she watched Blake lace up Yang's dress.

"Can't we attend in our combat clothes?" Ruby whined. She was sitting on the bed in her underwear, holding up her dress and looking at it as if she was pondering whether she should tear it apart or not.

To think of it, Ruby probably was contemplating that, Weiss realised. If only so she could have an excuse for showing up in combat clothes. Best to nip that in the bud.

"It wouldn't be polite," Weiss told her with a frown. "You don't show up in armour to dinner."

"The Kingsguard do!" Ruby protested.

"When they are on duty as guards. Not when they are attending as guests," Weiss replied.

"We could be guards…"

Serve the King? Or another noble? Perish the thought! "Guards don't eat. And they don't get dessert afterwards." Weiss sighed. "Just the fact that we're allowed to carry our weapons with us is quite the concession."

"It's not as if they could stop us," Yang said with a smirk as she rolled her shoulders and then patted her hips. "I think I'm good, Blake."

Blake nodded.

"You're the only one not yet dressed, Ruby." Weiss shook her head. "You don't want to make us late, do you?"

"No…" Ruby pouted.

"Then get up and get dressed! Honestly!" Weiss huffed, watched for a few seconds as her partner mulishly pulled the dress on, then stepped in and took over. "Team RWBY has a reputation to maintain," she muttered as she adjusted Ruby's dress.

"We already get enough attention - more than enough!"

"And we would get even more if you would show up dressed to fight," Weiss told her.

"But…" Ruby sighed. "I just don't feel comfortable like this. It makes me feel like a local. Like I should bow and scrape and… As if I should forget about Remnant! I don't want to forget that - I don't want to stay here! I want to go home!"

Oh. Weiss drew a sharp breath and wondered what brought this on. "We are going home," she told Ruby as firmly as she could, staring into her eyes. "We won't stay here." She put as much confidence into her words as she could - and forced the doubting voice she sometimes could hear in the back of her head away.

"Yeah, we will get back home!" Yang nodded with a wide smile. She was the genuine article, Weiss knew. Confident and honest. "Nothing can stop us."

Ruby pressed her lips together, obviously not convinced yet. "It just… it just feels like we won't, sometimes, you know? As if we're not good enough to make it home."

Oh, Weiss knew the feeling of not being good enough. Her father had done his best - or worst - to fuel it. But she wouldn't let him win. She placed her hands on Ruby's shoulders and leaned in until their heads were almost touching. "We are, Ruby. We are good enough. We will find our way home no matter what."

Ruby met her eyes and slowly nodded. "Alright. Then let's go to dinner. Dibs on the cake!"

Weiss smiled as Ruby rushed to the door, carrying her folded weapon under one arm. "Don't forget your scroll!" she reminded her.

They wouldn't give a thief a second chance to rob them.

*****​

Compared to the hall at Winterfell, or the halls at the keeps they had been staying sometimes during the voyage south, the Inn's common room was smaller. Draftier as well - at least as far as Winterfell was concerned. They knew how to insulate their rooms in the North.

But it was warm enough and, with over a hundred people sitting in the room, stuffy enough that Weiss didn't mind but welcomed the draft. As guests of the King, they were placed pretty close to the fireplace, anyway. Closer than the Queen would have liked, Weiss was certain. If the Queen had her way, Team RWBY would probably be sent to the stables to sleep. Or the dungeons - the noblewoman's attitude had not improved during the trip, quite the contrary.

Yang had speculated that was because she hadn't had any chance to meet her incestuous lover, but Weiss thought it was more likely that the woman simply couldn't stand any competition. Even - or especially - if the competition was entirely in her imagination. None of Team RWBY had any interest in marrying into the royal family or outshining the Queen in her own court.

If they had, they wouldn't be showing up to dinner in decent but quite simple dresses compared to the silks the Queen and her attendants wore. Since they couldn't - for lack of local money and access to Remant's resources - wear dresses made by the finest tailors surpassing the Queen's, decorated with choice pieces of jewellery, they would be wearing their combat clothes and doing their best to play up how different and exotic they were compared to the local nobility.

Weiss knew how the game was played, after all. She was a Schnee. And she didn't lose if she was playing it. Which she wasn't, no matter what the Queen thought or did. She was above that. And above the petty Queen.

No matter how hard it was to stomach the needling slights. But if Weiss lost her grip on her temper, her whole team would follow.

Fortunately, they were seated, due to the location, further away from the Royal couple than they had been at Winterfell, and so she didn't have to endure petty sniping and struggle with the temptation to return the favour with some choice veiled insults.

"It's quite refreshing to be seated so far away that we can't hear my dear sister's voice, isn't it?"

Unfortunately, the seating arrangement also had some downsides. Namely, that Lord Tyrion also had been seated in this section.

She nodded at him. "You sound as if you had chosen this arrangement, my lord."

"Oh, no - although I probably would have, if I had known who would be seated next to me. This was all my dear sister the Queen's doing. I think it's meant as an insult."

"To you or us?" Weiss asked.

"Both, I assume." He downed his mug and held it out for a servant to refill.

For a moment, Weiss tried to estimate whether Lord Tyrion had drunk more mugs of ale than Ruby had wolved down sweet honey cakes. But she had not paid too much attention to either's consumption tally. "How efficient of her."

"She probably considers this a very smart idea."

"As smart as commenting in that manner on the Queen's intellect behind her back?" Weiss raised her eyebrows.

"I do the same to her face," Lord Tyrion took another mouthful of ale. "No doubt one reason why she is not fond of my presence."

Was he trying to curry favour by disparaging his sister? Weiss wouldn't dismiss the possibility. The small Lord was very interested in Team RWBY, if not as blatant about it as the Prince. She shrugged nonchalantly. "You would know your sister best, my lord."

"I should, indeed. And yet, we have been quite distant for years."

"A shame." Was she treating Whitley like the Queen treated her brother? No, of course not. Weiss wasn't the Queen. But she was much closer to her older sister than her little brother - or anyone else in the family.

"Oh, the greater the distance between myself and most of my family, the happier everyone is. I have often wondered if I might be morally obligated to exile myself to Essos so my family would be the happiest ever."

"It does not behove you to put yourself down like that, my lord," Weiss told him. He was obviously fishing for compliments. "Although I would not dare claim that I knew your family better than you did, so I feel compelled to agree with your reasoning."

He laughed. "Well put! But it's a whimsy anyway. My father might prefer not to see my face, but he would never let me go into exile. That would damage our reputation."

Weiss smiled blandly. "I know the type."

"The type?"

"The kind of overbearing parent trying to control your life," she explained.

"Ah. Unfortunately, my father is not trying as much as he is succeeding. I am sure things would be different in your world - albeit, perhaps, not as different as some are imagining." Lord Tyrion raised his mug to her.

"Different enough so he could not stop my elder sister from choosing her own future," Weiss replied. And she would have followed Winter's example if not for the fact that as the heir, it fell to her to restore the reputation of her family and reform the SDC, which meant her father had some leverage on her. But that was a private matter.

"Well…" Lord Tyrion was interrupted by the musicians entertaining the King finishing their latest piece - a rather conventional performance, in Weiss's opinion - and the crowd calling out the names of their favourite songs for the musicians to play next.

Or, rather, for the King to decide what they should play next - everyone was looking at him, the musicians first and foremost.

And the King was looking at Team RWBY, Weiss realised with a sinking feeling.

"Lady Ruby! What would you recommend?" The King certainly had no trouble making himself heard across the entire table.

Ruby, looking startled, hastily swallowed the half of her latest cake still in her mouth, then replied: "I am sorry, but they wouldn't know any of my favourite songs!"

That was a good dodge. Weiss nodded approvingly.

"Could you teach them, my lady?" Lord Tyrion asked as if he were more affected by the alcohol he had imbibed than he actually was.

Ruby looked even more flustered. "Ah… Weiss is the singer, not me!" she blurted out.

"Oh?" Lord Tyrion - and half the table - focused on her, Weiss realised. She sent a frown at her partner; she would get even for this - and chuckled. "Oh, I haven't sung on a stage in years. It was more of a hobby," she lied. She wasn't about to sing for this crowd.

Then she saw the sneering smirk on the Queen's face.

She stood up. "But I think I can sing one of my favourite songs."

She had to wait until the drunken cheering stopped - no doubt courtiers taking their cues from the King - and started to sing.

"Mirror, tell me something…"

Seeing the Queen's expression as the crowd started to fall silent - Weiss had filled concert halls, not taverns, with her performances back home - while she sang was very satisfying. So satisfying, Weiss would have added a few more songs even without the enthusiastic demands from the King and the rest of the audience.

*****​

Kingsroad, East of Harrenhall, Riverlands, Westeros, 298 AC

As her friends and the children were training - or, rather, her friends were training the children - Blake Belladonna stood guard, safely hidden, and safely out of reach of the slobbering beasts prowling the ground, in the branches of the tallest tree in the group's vicinity that allowed a good view of the Kingsroad in the distance - and a decent view of the woods in the other direction, behind which, as Jon had explained, Harrenhall, supposedly the largest castle ever built in Westeros, now the biggest ruin in the kingdom, was found. A ruin that still served as a castle, as Blake understood, and, therefore, presented a hypothetical danger to her team and their guest students.

Hypothetical because Blake couldn't think of many ways where someone might be able to hurt the children with her team present. In theory, someone could sneak up on them to shoot at them with a bow or crossbow, but that would require them to get very close without being noticed by Yang, Ruby or Weiss. Or the three hell beasts. Weiss could call them puppies as much as she wanted, Blake knew better. They were dangerous monsters, smarter than any dog or wolf had any right to be, and able to rip a grown man to shreds with their jaws.

She shuddered at the thought and looked toward the Kingsroad again. She could see the back end of the King's caravan passing by - that meant they had about twenty minutes to half an hour left before they had to pack up so they could catch up before the caravan stopped for the day.

It was all very vague since the caravan didn't stick to a fixed schedule, sometimes stopping early or late depending on where a suitable location was to make camp. And sometimes because the Queen complained, her wheelhouse broke down again, or both. Not that the exact time mattered since they didn't have working watches.

That would necessitate recharging their scrolls to coordinate a more complex mission, Blake knew. And that would further cut into their limited Dust supply. The others didn't worry much about that - Weiss was more generally annoyed at the lack of precise time-keeping in Westeros - but Blake did; her time in the White Fang had taught her not to assume that a mission was a milk run until everyone was back in camp and the camp had moved to a safe location.

And her experiences in Westeros had confirmed that her alertness was more than justified. If the Queen and her brother were willing to break both the law and all oaths they had sworn, what else were they willing to do? And Blake doubted that those two were the only ones amongst people with power in the King's entourage who did not follow their own laws and customs. No, sooner or later, they would be forced to act, and unless they wanted to openly fight whoever was moving against them, with all the consequences for everyone and Team RWBY's goals that entailed, they would have to be discreet - and most discreet plans would require careful timing and planning.

Ah, well, maybe they would be lucky and find a way home before that happened. Maybe…

Her ears twitched, and she tensed.

Voices! Two of them - and close, coming closer. Who would… She drew a sharp breath when she recognised the first voice. Prince Joffrey. And he was with Sansa.

She made a soft scoffing noise. The Prince and his fiancée, looking for them? The Prince had attended their training sessions before, albeit not very frequently, yet never with Sansa. What brought this on?

She could ponder this later; she had to act now.

A few quick jumps brought her to the clearing, where Weiss was demonstrating a sword move on some poor tree that Ruby had debranched with Crescent Rose, and Yang was driving Jon across the clearing with a series of slow - for her - kicks he kept almost dodging.

But all of them stopped when she landed on the last branch, tensing up.

"The Prince and Lady Sansa are headed this way," Blake said. She tried to ignore the way the three hell beasts were looking up at her with their mouths open and their razor-sharp teeth gleaming in the sun. "They are probably following our trail."

"Sansa is coming?" Arya whispered to her brother while scowling.

"The Prince is bad enough, but now Sansa?" Bran whispered back.

"Lead them to us before they get lost," Ruby said. "They're probably looking for us and might have a message from the King or Lord Eddard."

That made Bran also grimace, and Jon looked a bit worse as well.

Blake nodded and turned back, jumping from branch to branch again.

Finding the Prince and Lady Sansa would have been a bit of a challenge if the Prince hadn't been talking constantly to his fiancée. As things were, Blake's ears led her directly to him, and after a quick sweep to ensure he wasn't serving as a distraction and was only accompanied by the Hound, who was scowling as usual, and Sansa's beast, which she had deceptively named Lady, she dropped to the ground right behind them - far away from the direwolf in front.

"Prince Joffrey? Lady Sansa?" she asked, as politely as if she had met them in Winterfell's courtyard.

The Hound jerked, drawing his sword with a curse, but Blake acted as if she were ignoring him - while she was ready to counter any move he made; the man's attitude, his barely restrained violence, grated on her nerves. The real threat was the wolf, anyway.

He lowered his sword. "Coulda cut you, crazy girl," he muttered.

She bared her teeth at him. "No, you couldn't."

He tensed up and clenched his teeth, and, for a moment, Blake wondered if he would lose control and attack her, but he scoffed and sheathed his sword again - with more force than needed.

The Prince, though, acted as if he were not fazed at all - and he probably wasn't; he had hung around them while they trained often enough to expect this. "Lady Blake! We were looking for you and your friends!"

Lady Sansa, who had gasped at Blake's arrival, nodded. "Yes. Prince Joffrey suggested we should observe your training session."

As expected. Blake nodded. "Please follow me, then."

She moved past the couple and the scowling Hound, gave the wolf a berth, and started toward the clearing. She didn't quite hurry even though having a wolf at her back made her want to and had her skin crawl, and by the time they reached the others, Bran and Arya were sitting at the edge of the clearing, surrounded by their direwolves, and were watching the others spar - or serve as a training dummy, in Jon's case - while they tried to act as if they hadn't been training before.

Judging by the smirk on the Prince's face, he saw through their act, but he didn't say anything. Blake was sure he was aware of what they were doing and found it amusing to force them to merely watch simply by his presence.

Lady Sansa, on the other hand, didn't seem to suspect anything - after greeting the others, and awkwardly nodding at Jon, she smiled at her siblings and sat down next to them on the log that had, until a few minutes ago, been a fresh target dummy while her beast joined her siblings on the ground. "Oh, this is interesting!"

"Don't act as if you are interested, Sansa," Blake heard Arya whisper. "You're just here because your prince loves watching Team Ruby."

"You're wrong! This is interesting - we can learn a lot here. And a lady is supposed to support her lord's interests, anyway!" Sansa hissed back.

"Hah! You'd jump in a lake if Joffrey asked you to and claim it was a good idea!"

"It would be a good idea if you were burning!" Sansa scowled as well.

"If I am on fire, I don't need anyone to tell me to jump into a lake!"

Blake sighed, softly, at the whispered bickering - of the others, only Bran was close enough to overhear the two sisters - and checked that the four beasts were still lying at the foot of the log and not charging across the clearing toward her while the Prince approached Ruby with a wide smile.

That prompted another round of bickering.

"Better watch your betrothed, Sansa!"

"I trust my prince; his interest in Team Ruby is merely intellectual!"

"Hah!"

"You wouldn't understand!"

"Can you two be silent?" Bran hissed.

"Shut up, Bran. This doesn't concern you!"Arya snapped.

"We're just talking," Sansa added.

"You're bickering!" Bran complained.

"So are you!"

"Only because you are!"

Blake sighed again. Kids! She shook her head and stepped back a little, to keep an eye on both the hell beasts and the Hound. Sure, compared to the direwolves, he wasn't a threat, but at least the beasts would not attack the kids - they probably saw them as part of their pack or something like that. She wasn't so sure about the Hound. Sure, he was sworn to the Prince - at least that was what his title implied - but he didn't strike her as the honourable type. He kept complaining about knights when the topic came up, and how they discredited their honour, but he didn't seem to take this as a reason to act more honourable himself.

Today, he was just standing back and scowling at everyone. As usual, then. She narrowed her eyes slightly when they met his and nodded. At least they knew where they stood.

Jon picked that moment to fail to block the last kick from Yang - more like a nudge, actually, from her; Jon barely was pushed back a yard - and fell down, panting and sweating.

The Prince chuckled at the sight. "You're still insisting on pretending you could be a match for Lady Yang?"

Blake caught Jon's expression, hidden from the Prince's view by facing away, twisting into a scowl before he took a deep breath and turned around. "We're training, my prince," he said with his usual indifferent mask on again.

"Hopeless. You'd do much better setting your sights on something more on your level. You are not bad with a blade; what about becoming a guard? The gold cloaks are hiring. The pay is good, or so I am told." Joffrey shrugged with apparent indifference. "I am sure you can handle the scum of Fleabottom more easily than you can handle facing people so far above you."

Blake pressed her lips together. The Prince was mocking Jon, though his advice had some merit; as far as she knew, the city watch of King's Landing would actually be a way for Jon to make a living. But she also knew Jon would never go for it, certainly not when the Prince suggested it, and she was quite sure the Prince knew that as well.

She had half a mind to ask the Prince to join their training sessions as well - it was obvious that he was jealous of Jon - but that would be problematic for a few reasons, one of them the fact that the Prince had derided Jon's decision to train with Team RWBY often and publicly, so he might consider an invitation to train with them an insult. And if he joined, well… She had a feeling that the prince wouldn't like the kind of training Jon was undergoing at the hands of her team. Yang was a bit too enthusiastic, and both she and Ruby had obviously been trained by rather harsh teachers before they arrived at Beacon.

"Well, I am looking forward to another enlightening performance," the Prince stated, smiling at Ruby and the rest of them, though his smile twisted into a slight sneer when he looked at Jon; Blake caught it in the corner of her eyes before he walked over to join the other spectators.

Blake returned to the closest tree to keep watch.

*****​

Kingsroad, Outside King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"Whoa! It's big!"

Yang Xiao Long agreed with Ruby. The capital of Westeros was a big city. Not nearly as big as Vale, of course, but bigger than anything they had seen so far in Westeros. Half a million people, at least according to what they had heard.

"And look at that castle at the end of the city!"

"The Red Keep, my lady. The seat of the King. But don't let its appearance fool you - it's not nearly as appealing as it looks from afar. Quite like the city itself, actually," Lord Tyrion commented.

"Have a care, Uncle!" the Prince protested. "There is no bigger city in Westeros - and none more impressive, either!"

"Actually, I have it on good authority that Oldtown is larger and more impressive." Lord Tyrion grinned. "Although I'll admit that the city is the most populous - the nose doesn't lie."

The Prince scoffed. "What authority would that be? Surely not Father's!"

"Why, my own, as I possess both an impeccable taste and a keen sense of numbers, of course! What better authority could one hope to find than their own?"

Yang snorted softly at the expression on the Prince's face. When it came to insults, the boy could dish it out, but he was much worse at taking it. Though she didn't think too many would dare insult the Prince to his face, so he must not be used to it.

"I have not seen Oldtown, so I couldn't possibly compare the two..." Weiss said.

"Oh, don't let that stop you, my lady! My nephew hasn't seen Oldtown either!"

"...but it certainly is an impressive city," Weiss finished with a slight frown.

"Yes!" The Prince was beaming at her.

"It is very impressive!" Sansa added with a wide smile that felt a bit forced - and faltered a little when the Prince didn't compliment her.

Yang suppressed a sigh. For a boy raised at court, the Prince certainly didn't act courteously toward his fiancée. Maybe she should give Sansa some advice about how to deal with boyfriends who took you for granted or something? Better not, she decided. It wasn't like Sansa could dump the Prince. She wouldn't want to dump him, either, that much was clear.

Ah, well. They were still kids. Maybe things would work themselves out as they grew older. Yang certainly hoped so; they deserved better than some loveless arranged marriage. It still boggled her mind that they were supposed to marry someone chosen by their parents - and at that age. Who knew what either would be like when they were grown up?

"Well, I think it looks neat," Ruby said.

"Thank you, my lady."

"As I said, it looks nicer than it is, my lady." Lord Tyrion said. "Though maybe we should dismount, nephew. It would not look well if we rode through the gate while our guests walked."

The Prince looked surprised, Yang noted. As did Sansa. Well, Yang hadn't thought about the optics of such an entrance, either.

"Don't dismount on our account!" Ruby beamed at them. "We can keep up just fine!"

"Yeah. At this pace, we can go all day," Yang said.

"You could ride in the wheelhouse," Sansa offered. "That would be appropriate, wouldn't it?"

Not if I lose my temper and beat up the Queen before we reach the gate if she keeps needling us, Yang thought.

"Uh… we could ride on a wagon, maybe?" Ruby suggested.

"That would look even worse," Weiss said. "We're not goods to be transported."

"Oh." Ruby pouted as she considered the issue. "We'll walk in with the wagons then!"

"That might not be the best choice, either," Lord Tyrion told her. "People might mistake you for… smallfolk."

Yang snorted. She knew what he meant. 'Camp followers', as Blake liked to call it.

"If that is your concern, Uncle, shouldn't you keep your distance? Mother told me what kind of women you like to spend time with." The Prince sniffed.

Lord Tyrion laughed at his barb, but Yang wondered now why the small Lord had chosen this day to spend in their company. Did he want to appear so close to them?

"Let's just keep walking," she said. She would have added that it didn't matter what people thought, but it did. If people thought they were whores, then that would be a bitch to sort out. Probably involving some broken bones and crushed balls.

Of course, the King could, and likely would, squash any consequences, but it would still cause trouble in the long run. And Weiss would be mad, but that was going to happen every day anyway. Not that Yang could blame the girl. Even after she had started to sing in the evenings, and the Queen had snubbed her even more - and hoo boy, was the Queen jealous of her - Weiss still spent too much time with the bitch.

"It's still not seemly," the Prince insisted. "If the people see you walking when we are riding, it makes us appear as if we were poor hosts."

"Oh, I am sure your mother will get the blame for that."

"Uncle!"

"Please - do you think Cersei's dislike of our guests won't be known by the entire court before the feast today? And by the entire city by tomorrow?" Lord Tyrion chuckled.

The little lord was really trying to get into their good grades by dissing his sister, wasn't he? Well, he had grown up with the woman. Yang laughed anyway. Soon, they would be able to search the royal library. Or have it searched, whatever - the King had promised them his help. With a bit of luck, they would be able to return home soon.

Things were finally looking up!

"Ugh."

What? Yang glanced at Blake. Her partner was making a face. "What's wrong?"

"The stench gets worse the closer we get," Blake replied.

"Stench?" Yang sniffed the air. She didn't smell any… wait! She did!

That was the city? Not some midden off the road ahead?

"Ew!" Ruby made a retching noise, and Lord Tyrion laughed.

Yang felt like retching herself. So much for things looking up!

*****​
 
It's both funny and sad to see how much of a fuck up Cersei is. All she needs to do is let the girls hit the books and then they'll be out of her hair but because she's so messed up she makes enemies out of everyone and gives them opportunities to look better.
 
It's both funny and sad to see how much of a fuck up Cersei is. All she needs to do is let the girls hit the books and then they'll be out of her hair but because she's so messed up she makes enemies out of everyone and gives them opportunities to look better.
Agree.She survived in canon only thanks to GRRM plotschields.When she should die in first book.
 
Chapter 11: King's Landing New
Chapter 11: King's Landing

'The arrival of the Ruby Order at King's landing has not been documented as extensively as one would expect. Or, to be more precise, not quite as precisely. For at the time of their arrival, few of the residents of King's Landing had heard about them, and those who had, and had not dismissed the - for the ignorant certainly unbelievable - tales as some jest or misunderstanding - were not the sort to make their records public (with the notable exception of the Grand Maester of the time, albeit as was pointed out by many other scholars, his testimony cannot be considered unbiased to begin with given his allegiances, and was most certainly written at a later date, and with information he acquired after the fact. However, we can be certain, thanks to the surviving records and the diligent work of the order and the royal archivists throughout the centuries, that the Ruby Order was not impressed by the state of the capital of Westeros. Nothing demonstrates that better than the fact that amongst the writings left by the members of the Ruby Order, no less than two are proposals to add a sophisticated sewage system to the city, although, perhaps unfortunately, given the epidemic a century later, neither proposal was detailed enough to be adapted even if the funding would have been available. However, one has to note that the text was detailed enough to draw quite a few conclusions. First, that the Ruby Order's homeland had extensive sewage systems and had had them for so long that the Ruby Order was appalled that King's landing lacked them. Second, that the Ruby Order, for all the brilliance their treatises show, were not experts in architectural matters. Third, that, even within those limits, what details they had noted were very similar to the actual solutions architects came up with when the first sewage system was finally implemented in the capital. And, fourth, that the general lack of hygiene was seen as very offensive by all members of the Order, supporting the theory that cleanliness was a main virtue of their homeland's religion.'
  • A Treatise On The Ruby Order, by Maester Kennet Bracken

*****​

The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

Ser Aron Santagar had come out to the courtyard to welcome the King, as had seemingly half the Red Keep's staff. He scoffed. As master-at-arms, he had to be there, ready to inform the King of the state of his keep - at least the part of it that Aron oversaw - but most of those gathered here were just putting in an appearance to curry favour.

Or they were driven by their curiosity. It was no secret why the King had travelled to the North; he was making Lord Stark his Hand. Unlike other Lord Paramounts, the Warden of the North had not visited the court before - had not visited King's Landing, actually, since the end of the Rebellion - and so people were eager to take the measure of the noble who would be the second-most-powerful man at court.

At least officially; Aron had been master-at-arms for many years and was aware that rank and position alone did not define someone's power, especially not in King's Landing with its constant plotting. Lord Stark would have to navigate those waters carefully to build his own power, though being the King's best friend since childhood would undoubtedly facilitate matters - Aron did not think anyone would risk earning the King's ire by attacking his friend even if said friend wasn't also the Hand of the King, speaking for and with the voice of the King, with only the King himself able to countermand him.

But how would Lord Stark wield that influence? He had a reputation as a most honourable man, but Aron knew how often reputations fell short of the real man - or were the result of others deliberately spreading lies, whether to prop up or tear down someone.

Well, Aron would find out in the coming months. Unlike some of the people gathered here, he had no reason to fear. He did his duty diligently and did not attempt to reach beyond his station - or meddle in the plots of the courtiers. And, at least as far as he knew, he had not made any enemy who was in a position to go after him.

He noticed that some pages had stepped in front of him and cleared his throat, shooing them back. It wouldn't do if the first thing the King saw when returning were a gaggle of children running underfoot.

"Here they come!"

"Oh, do you think the maidens are with the King?"

"They are supposed to watch over the King; of course, they are with him!"

He rolled his eyes. That stupid rumour again! Four beautiful maidens, each with the strength of a hundred men, supposedly had come from the lands beyond the wall to search the wisdom of the King. A tale not even a toddler would believe - at least, if raised in King's Landing; Aron wouldn't it put beyond some of the smallfolk from the distant borders of the realm to believe in such tales - and yet, it had spread like wildfire in the weeks since the first letters of the King's party had arrived from Winterfell.

Letters carried by ship, not ravens, of course, which told Aron all he needed to know that there was no truth to the rumours. If only because no maiden would stay so for long near the King, he thought with a snort. The King's appetites were known to everyone in the Red Keep.

He studied the crowd, which was still growing. Varys, the Master of Whispers, had arrived, wearing his silk robes and undoubtedly surrounded by a cloud of perfume. Nearby, The Master of Coin, Lord Littlefinger, dressed in his finest clothes, stood, both men smiling at each other with all the honesty of a Fleabottom whore looking for business.

Aron couldn't help wondering how the new Hand would handle those two and their rivalry. Would he follow Lord Arryn's example and make both work for the King? Or would he be bought by the Spymaster's secrets or the purser's coins? Either way, the balance of power at the court would change.

The crowd parted, making way for another late arrival, though without resentment. Lord Renly had arrived, the Master of Laws ready to welcome his brother home. As usual, Ser Loras Tyrell was at his side. The two were so close, rumour had them share a bed.

Aron frowned at the thought. If Lord Renly weren't the King's youngest brother - and Lord Paramount of the Stormlands, the ancestral kingdom of the Baratheons - and Ser Loras the son of Lord Mace Tyrell, ruler of the Reach…

"Here they come!"

"The King! The King!"

Shouts announcing the King's arrival interrupted his thoughts, and he straightened. He was the master-at-arms of the Red Keep. What the members of the Small Council did in their bedrooms, or in backroom dealings, was none of his business. He wasn't about to risk his position, and possibly his neck, by meddling in those affairs.

And there came the King. Aron wasn't quite certain, but it seemed as if the King had lost some weight - at least, he hadn't grown fatter. And he was in a good mood, which was unusual - it was no secret that the King didn't like the Red Keep very much and was happiest when he was hunting or otherwise out of the keep and city.

But Aron focused on the man riding at the King's side. Tall, dark-haired, with a stern expression, and wearing a coat with the direwolf sigil on it - that would be Lord Stark, Warden of the North and the new Hand of the King.

He reminded Aron of Lord Stannis Baratheon, the master of ships, who had still not returned from Dragonstone. Perhaps not quite as cold, despite being from the North, but he seemed to be as dutiful. And unlike Lord Stannis, Lord Stark was actually smiling.

"Your Grace! The Red Keep is yours!" Lord Renly knelt, and Aron and everyone else present followed suit.

"Thank you, Renly!" The King's booming voice rang through the courtyard. "Everyone, this is Lord Eddard Stark, the Hand of the King!"

The new Hand wasn't smiling any more, Aron noted as he looked up. But before he could ponder what that might mean, he noticed that Prince Joffrey had ridden behind the King - and not with the Queen. That was a new development. And the red-haired girl riding next to him would be his betrothed, Lady Sansa Stark, then - that information had arrived via raven, of course.

Quite a match, Aron thought with a smile - both of the children took after their mothers, not their fathers, so… He blinked at the animal trotting next to the girl's horse. That was a wolf!

And not just one - two more followed the animal. Who was as daft as to bring wolves to the Red Keep? The Starks, he answered his own question as he noticed the sigil on the coat of the boy riding next to the wolves. That would be Lord Bran Stark, and, judging by how similar she looked, the girl next to him would be Lady Arya Stark.

He had to hand it to the new Hand - Lord Stark knew how to make an entrance; the animals had set tongues wagging. Some of the children who had slipped closer were trying to disappear to the back of the crowd again.

"Seven Hells! Those aren't wolves!"

Aron glanced at the man who had cursed next to him. Jorin, the kennelmaster. But he was wrong. Aron might not be a kennelmaster, but he could tell a wolf from a dog. "Are you daft?" he whispered. "Those are no dogs!"

"I know! But those aren't wolves either!" Jorin replied. "Those are puppies yet the size of grown wolves! Those must be direwolves! They are supposed to be extinct!"

The sigil animal of House Stark? Aron revised his estimate of the new Hand again; the man must have taken great care to make an impression on the court with such a display. Though what was the reason the wolves arrived with his children, and not himself? A subtle gesture, no doubt, but what did it mean?

"Oh, look at them!"

"The Maidens!"

Aron took a deep breath. Not that foolish rumour again. Who was as daft as to… He blinked again.

Four girls were marching, in line, following the van of the royal party. One of them was carrying the largest scythe he had ever seen. And the most peculiar one. It was far taller than the girl in question, looked to weigh as much as she did, and seemed to have been cobbled together from various parts. He would have dismissed it as some mummer's prop if not for the obvious quality of the construction - and the sharp point he could see. The others were armed as well, if with more practical weapons. The girl next to the scythe-wielder was carrying an elaborate waterdancer's sword, which told Aron that she was from Essos as much as her white hair showed her Valyrian blood.

"Look at their clothes!"

"How scandalous!"

"Who allowed this?"

"The King, you daft fool!"

Oh, their clothes! Aron drew a sharp breath between his clenched teeth. He had been correct - no maiden would wear skirts that showed their legs like this! Even whores would baulk at that! And the other two were even worse! The blonde with hair that covered her entire back like a lion's mane - Lannister blood, surely - wore smallclothes and half a skirt, golden gauntlets as if she wanted to mock armoured knights, and not much else other than a corset and some scrap of a coat, and the girl next to her wore the pants of a courtier and a shirt that failed to cover her upper body in any decent fashion while carrying… a cleaver? Like a butcher?

And yet, despite the outrageousness of the situation, the King was smiling at them - and waved them over where he was talking with his brother. None of his party seemed to be disturbed by this!

What was going on? Was this some prank? Or…

Aron blinked as the girl with the scythe vanished in a cloud of petals and appeared next to the king.

What the…?

"Listen, everyone!" the King's booming voice rang out again. "These maidens are Lady Ruby Rose, Lady Weiss Schnee, Lady Blake Belladonna and Lady Yang Xiao Long. They are my personal guests while they are looking for a way to return to their world. And since I know what you lot are thinking - you too, Renly, don't deny it! - Ser Barristan will give you a little demonstration."

Aron watched, confused, as the Kingsguard dismounted and approached the small group, drawing his sword.

The blonde - Lady Yang - grinned and took a step to the side, spreading her arms wide.

"Don't hold back, Ser!" the King commanded.

"I shall not, Your Grace."

Were they about to fight? Here, now?

Aron was still trying to make sense of what was happening when Ser Barristan raised his blade, holding it with both hands - and, with a step forward, brought it down straight on Lady Yang's head.

Aron gasped with everyone else, horrified - and then gasped again when he realised that the blade had struck but not cut the girl. A perfectly executed swing, with all the force Ser Barristan could muster - as master-at-arms, Aron could tell - and the girl wasn't even scratched!

That was… "Gods above!" he muttered.

He wasn't the only one. Not by far.

*****​

Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"I have to confess, Lady Ruby, that when I heard my brother's claims about your and your friends' strength, I was a little doubtful. But I stand corrected."

Ruby Rose (she was a Huntress, not a noblewoman, but she couldn't tell the locals that, or there would be trouble) smiled and nodded. She had been doing that a lot. If she weren't at the feast to celebrate the King's return and going through courses like Nora went through Ren's pancakes, she was sure her cheeks would have cramped up from smiling constantly. "I think you were not the only one, Lord Renly," she replied before spearing another meatball with her fork and putting it into her mouth.

Mhh! It was as juicy as the one before. She missed her favourite sauce - those meatballs would go perfectly with hot ketchup! - but they were great anyway. Of course, the King would have the best cooks in his palace. Castle. Keep. Whatever.

"Well, can you blame me? Hearing about supernaturally strong women warriors from another world… most mummers would not dare to put on a show like that." Lord Renly, the King's much younger (and much more handsome - he had no thick beard) brother, chuckled.

"Did you really think I would joke like that, Renly? Hah!" The King guffawed.

"Well, you did enjoy our reaction, Robert. But I am grateful that you had this demonstration held right away. I shudder to think how many here would have made fools out of them if they had let their misconceptions linger and stew." Lord Renly laughed.

"Hah! I couldn't do that to Ned - start his time as my Hand by having to replace half the court?" The King laughed loudly.

"I would hope that most of your people would know better than to insult guests of the King," Lord Eddard said.

Lord Renly laughed again, as did his friend, Ser Loras (a really cute boy about Ruby's age) even though it was a rather poor joke.

Ruby swallowed the next meatball and spoke up. "Uh… We wouldn't actually kill people for insulting us. Or maim them. We don't want to do that. We train hard so we don't do it accidentally, either." Ruby had crippled one man without wanting to, she wouldn't do that to another if she could help it. (And she could!)

"I am sure many nobles will be relieved to hear that," Lord Renly said.

"Of course, our mercy only goes so far," Weiss cut in. "We are Huntresses."

Right. Weiss was concerned that they would sound like pushovers to the locals. And she was right, kinda - the looks they had gotten in the city, and in the Red Keep, had been bad. Ruby nodded.

"And they are not used to our customs," the Queen added. "So, please, don't mistake their ignorance for deliberate insults - they don't know any better."

Weiss narrowed her eyes, and Ruby suppressed a grimace. "Lady Catelyn has taught us your customs. They have been very welcoming."

"The customs of the North," the Queen said with a slight scoff.

"There might be a few differences between the customs in the North and the other kingdoms, but no Southern kingdom is the same either," Lord Eddard said, "Lady Ruby and her friends have been quite gracious guests."

"Yes, Ned!" The King nodded. "For people who could tear down the Red Keep with their bare hands, you have been very gracious! Only a fool would deny it."

The Queen huffed at that, and many of the ladies at the table seemed to share her opinion.

Lord Renly, though, smiled widely. "You must have the patience of a saint, Lady Ruby."

"Ah…" Ruby smiled, a little embarrassed. "I'm actually not that patient. If it's important, I like to get it done quickly. I hate waiting!" Like, waiting to find a way back home!

Weiss sighed, and the King, Lord Renly and Ser Loras laughed at that while the Queen fumed and glared at her.

Ruby couldn't win. She hoped that they would soon serve dessert - she really needed her sweets!

*****​

Their new quarters were much, much bigger than the ones they'd had in Winterfell. Two bedrooms and a living room. No bath, of course - they still had to order a tub and have it filled by servants if they wanted to take a bath, and the Red Keep didn't have hot springs like Winterfell - but they had far more space now! And more privacy!

Ruby sank into one of the seats in the living room and closed her eyes. "I shouldn't have eaten the last cake."

"You shouldn't have eaten the last three," Weiss told her.

"The last three dozen," Yang added.

Ruby snorted without opening her eyes. "Those cakes were so good! What about the fish, Blake?" Her friend had been pretty quiet during the meal. Quieter than usual, at least. When she didn't hear an answer, she opened her eyes and glanced around.

Oh. Blake was staring at the wall and gesturing with one hand - she was signalling them to be quiet.

No, to act like nothing was wrong (and ignore Blake doing her thing, probably). Ruby watched as Blake slowly moved her hand along the wall, her bow twitching from time to time. "So… what did you think of the King's brother?" she asked. "He was very friendly. Though not too friendly, if you know what I mean."

"I don't think he'd hit on his brother's guests in front of the King," Yang said.

"I assume that he hasn't had time yet to talk to the King in private," Weiss added. "And he might not want to rush into things before he has done so. However, as he isn't married or engaged yet, despite his position and age, I think we need to be very careful around him."

"Not even engaged?" Yang frowned. "Isn't that unusual for a Lord like him?"

"Yes, it is. He's a Lord Paramount and the brother of the King - one of the most eligible bachelors in the kingdom," Weiss said.

"Aw…" Ruby pouted. "I thought he was a decent guy who was just friendly and polite." He hadn't stared at her chest or legs or butt. Neither had Ser Loras. She would really hate it if either started to talk about engagements. Or betrothals, as they called it here.

"And handsome," Yang added with a grin.

Ruby rolled her eyes at her. Really, those jokes got old long ago. It wasn't as if she was going to marry anyone, certainly not here in Westeros. They would be going home, to Dad, Zwei, and the others. To Beacon and Vale, where your husband couldn't hit you half a dozen times if you disobeyed him or whatever.

"And he obviously doesn't like the Queen," Weiss said. "Also, Ruby, you insulted her again."

"What? How?" She hadn't done anything! She had been honest and polite!

"You called her unimportant and beneath your notice."

"What? I didn't!"

"You did, and it was great!" Yang chuckled.

Just when Ruby got Weiss to explain what she (supposedly) had done, Blake suddenly vanished.

And not ninja-vanished - she had slipped into the wall! No, she had slipped through a secret door in the wall!

Ruby used her Semblance to rush over to the opening and almost crashed into Blake, who was crouching on the floor. "A secret passage!" Ruby beamed. How cool were their quarters?

"A secret passage used to spy on guests," Blake said.

Oh, right. That wasn't cool. Not cool at all.

"Were there any spies listening to us?" Weiss asked with a deep frown.

"I didn't see any signs of recent use," Blake told her. "But I saw older footprints. Small ones."

"Small ones?" Yang asked.

"Kids. Little kids," Blake said.

"Oh. Little kids are spying on us?" Ruby shook her head. That was even worse!

"Are you annoyed that we don't rate a grown-up spy?" Yang grinned.

"No. But… who would use little kids as spies?" Ruby asked. "And send them through secret passages?"

"Half the members of the court, I would assume," Weiss said. "We'll have to investigate to narrow it down."

*****​

Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

The Red Keep was quite impressive, from an architectural point of view - Weiss Schnee knew a few acquaintances of her father who would be interested in studying the castle and especially the various towers. However, while Blake certainly seemed to enjoy exploring and mapping the various secret passages, Weiss would have preferred a bit more privacy and security for her quarters. They couldn't even trap the passages properly, or they'd risk harming children since even a simple paint trap would endanger the little spies' lives - Weiss didn't doubt that whoever was employing the children would kill them so they couldn't betray their identity. And if they survived that, the local excuse for a judicial system would likely see the poor kid maimed or deported unless Team RWBY intervened.

And if they did, it would just end with all the local spymasters using little children as their catspaws in an attempt to exploit the fact that Team RWBY wasn't as callous or brutal as most of the nobles in Westeros when it came to children. So, Weiss and her friends would have to hope that their safest traps would be enough to catch one of the little spies or for Blake to catch them in the act without anyone noticing.

At least, the Red Keep was on a hill - a cliff - right at the shore, so when the wind blew from the sea, the stench of the city wasn't noticeable, which was definitely the best thing about the castle.

Maybe the second-best - the fact that so many nobles were extending invitations to Team RWBY meant that Weiss wouldn't have to see the Queen outside shared meals in the evenings - which weren't that common, to her relief - for quite some time.

She smiled as she stepped out of the tower and into the courtyard and saw Sansa leave the tower of the Hand with Lady, Hunter and Nymeria. "Lady Sansa."

"Lady Weiss!"

They exchanged curtsies, and Weiss had to suppress a giggle when the three adorable wolves surrounded her, sniffing at her clothes. Their breath tickled her bare legs, and she leaned down a little to pet them, then crouched down when Nymeria and Hunter rolled on the ground and presented their bellies for scritching. "Who's a good boy? You are! And who's a good girl? You are!"

Lady whined a little, and Weiss looked at her, then at Sansa.

The girl frowned. "I just brushed you, Lady!"

Lady whined again, and her ears drooped.

No one with a heart could resist that - and Sansa wasn't heartless. She sighed and nodded, and Lady barked, jumping up and then dropping to the ground as well to roll around and get well-deserved scritches.

"They really like you," Sansa said.

"I can't fault their taste," Weiss replied with a smile. "But you have raised Lady well; she's very obedient."

"She's a lady," Sansa said. "Composed and proper. That's why I named her."

Her direwolf certainly seemed more composed and less playful than Hunter and less sly than Nymeria, but that only added to her charm. "Are you taking them for a walk?"

"Yes. Bran and Arya overslept - they must have stayed up too late," Sansa said.

Was that a subtle hint that she knew that Team RWBY had given the two and Jon another lesson in one of the training salles to whom the King had granted them access? Or just an innocent comment of a girl about her younger siblings?

Weiss nodded. "We're still recovering from travelling," she said. "I'm certain they'll improve." Or Ruby would make them train even harder. For a seemingly flighty girl, Team RWBY's leader was a fiend when it came to training.

"They better!" Sansa pouted. "They have a responsibility to care for their wolves!"

Weiss couldn't disagree with that. "Hunter and Nymeria look healthy and happy."

Sansa sniffed but nodded in apparent agreement.

Weiss was tempted to ask about Ghost, but Sansa had a slightly complicated relationship with her half-brother. That shouldn't extend to his wolf, but given how close the Starks were to their adorable fluffy pets, that probably couldn't be avoided.

"And what are you up to this morning, Lady Weiss?" Sansa asked.

"I was about to look for the training yard. We're still familiarising ourselves with the Red Keep," Weiss replied. They hadn't yet trained in public; the King granting them a private training salle had been a clear hint - at least to Weiss and Blake - that they shouldn't show off too much at once, and a good opportunity to train with the Starks in private, but that wouldn't last. Team RWBY wouldn't hide from the locals. That would only foster even more rumours.

It was already apparent that many of the keep's staff were afraid of them - even now, most of the servants and even the guards traversing the yard gave Weiss a wide berth. It seemed that not even the sight of three puppies frolicking around could overcome this.

"Would you mind if I accompany you, my lady? I wish to learn my way around the keep as well," Sansa asked.

"Of course not!" Weiss straightened after a last head pat for Hunter, who tried to lick her hand in return for another head pat, and nodded. "This will be your home one day, so it behoves you to be familiar with it."

Sansa nodded with a smile. "Yes, it will."

Her mood had improved since they had arrived in King's Landing, Weiss noted. The girl was more open and happier than at the start of their trip. However, that might be because the Prince hadn't been speeding as much time with Team RWBY as he had on the road. Maybe she should have a word with him about not neglecting his fiancée - he was still a child and might not realise how this might look to Sansa.

On the other hand, it was best not to meddle with the relationship between the crown prince and the daughter of the Hand of the King.

They walked together to the training yard. Well, the lower bailey, where the guards - the gold cloaks - and the Kingsguard trained, and, as Weiss understood, also the guests and other residents of the keep.

The path led down serpentine stairs that seemed to have been cut into the rock upon which the keep stood - an impressive achievement, though the knowledge that the cliff was riddled with dozens of secret passages and tunnels, Blake was still exploring them every night, slightly diminished it.

Weiss worried a little about the wolves - stairs weren't really made for them - but none of them seemed to have any trouble, and they arrived in the lower bailey, where Weiss was pleased to see Ser Barristan training with four other members of the Kingsguard - Ser Jaime, to Weiss's relief, was not amongst them.

"Good Morning, Ser Barristan," she greeted him with a curtsy, followed by Sansa.

"Lady Weiss. Lady Sansa." He smiled at them. "May I introduce my brothers from the Kingsguard? You already know Ser Boros Blount. Those are Ser Mandon Moore, Ser Meryn Trant and Ser Preston Greenfield."

"It's an honour to meet you, Sers." Weiss greeted them as well, even though not all of them seemed pleased to meet her - Ser Meryn Trant in particular seemed to be rather annoyed - he even sent glares at the wolves.

But Ser Barristan didn't comment on it, so it was probably just the man's usual disposition. "Did you come here to train?" he asked.

"I was merely trying to familiarise myself with the location, but I would not mind a bit of sparring," she replied. "I think I have that parrying twist down pat now."

"Then we shall find out," Ser Barristan replied as he stepped into what looked like a well-used circle covered with sand.

Weiss drew Myrtenaster and joined him in there.

She was aware how the other Kingsguards - those who didn't know her yet - were subtly shifting to watch her attentively without seeming to do so, but she couldn't focus on any of them. Not with Ser Barristan advancing on her.

*****​

Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

Blake Belladonna silently crept through the narrow tunnel deep inside the cliff, hidden in almost complete darkness - she carried a lantern but one that was almost completely covered up, letting only the barest sliver of light illuminate the area around her enough for her eyes to see well enough to move quite fast even over the rougher parts of the ground, where the original builders had either been a bit sloppy or the steps of those who used those tunnels had worn furrows into the stone.

Her ears twitched under her bow, but she only heard the skittering noise of vermin fleeing from her approach, not the steps of humans trying to pass unseen. On the other hand, the smell of the sea was growing stronger, which meant she was getting closer to either a hidden underground pier or a secret passage that led outside near the sea level, at the foot of the cliff.

Another secret passage, to be precise - she had already found one, though that had led to a small ledge far above the waves, hidden under an overhang. Anyone who used it to leave or enter the keep must have been an excellent climber - or able to fly, though she had trouble imagining how dragons could have landed on that small ledge.

No, it was more likely that the door had been used to dispose of bodies - or people - by throwing them into the sea below, where they would be dashed against the rocks. She would have to look into how many people had slipped at night or simply disappeared, and when that had happened, to know if such things were still going on. They hadn't found the murderer of the thief, after all.

She passed a junction, following her nose toward the sea, and went on until she spotted a wall ahead of her - one that left a small gap, barely enough for a grown man to squeeze through, on one side. She was far more slender and easily slipped through, then found herself facing another such wall, with the gap on the other side. Three more followed - enough to both hide any light and keep the winds out - before she stepped on a small, rocky pier that looked, especially from above, like part of the rocks at the foot of the cliff.

But it was a pier - and recently used as such; in the dim moonlight, her eyes spotted a strand of hemp wedged into a narrow crack, undoubtedly the result of a small boat having been tied up to the rock here.

So… had they taken someone to - or from the keep?

She looked around, noting the lack of decent handholds to climb up - though she would manage it, especially if she used Gambol Shroud - and turned back into the tunnel right before a taller wave reached the top of the rocky pier. She had no intention to get wet here.

Past the walls, she opened her lantern a bit more and carefully searched the ground for any clues or signs of people passing. She didn't find too many, but it was still obvious that this wasn't a deserted tunnel.

At the junction, she followed the other tunnel, the one she had passed recently. It led, on a curved path, to a small room with a table, comfortable chairs - no cushions, though they would likely not fair well this close to the sea - and a small table with wine and candlewax stains on it.

Whoever used the room didn't think much of cleaning up after themselves. And - she sniffed the air, catching faint, very faint whiffs of perfume and beeswax - it hadn't been too long ago for the scent and stains to remain.

If only she had a recording device; planting one here would likely deliver interesting information since this didn't look like someone's love nest where they met a lover. But without such a device, she would be forced to hide a scroll here - and that would be easy to spot and not last long even if they had access to more dust.

Sighing softly, she followed the other tunnel leading from this room. That one curved around itself, taking her up towards the Red Keep proper. It wasn't particularly steep but still quite narrow, and she doubted that many could navigate it without stumbling or falling if they were in a hurry - not unless they had gone down that tunnel so often, it was second nature to them.

Which she would do well to assume; after a few days in the Red Keep, she had overheard too many conversations of minor courtiers and servants that it was quite obvious to her that the castle was filled with plotting nobles and spying servants. She had followed a servant who worked in the kitchen - not a cook; that was obvious - who had passed on gossip in secret to two different nobles. Different gossip, even. And he had been paid quite decently for it.

She reached the top of the winding tunnel, where the ground levelled, and wrinkled her nose with a grimace; the hint of stench she could smell meant that somewhere nearby, there was an opening facing the city at the foot of the hill.

She followed the stench and soon found another secret door, this one leading to a small slit that provided her with an excellent view of the main gate of the keep - and which was set in a small alcove that showed many signs of frequent use. Why would anyone want to observe the main gate? Unless they had no informant in the guards at the gate, or they planned to ambush the guards with crossbows from here, it did not make much sense to her.

But the tunnel led her past the alcove, and soon, she set foot into a tunnel with which she was already familiar. From here, it was just a short trip through two more passages, and she was back in her team's quarters.

Yang was still awake, though Ruby was asleep already - Blake had heard her soft snoring from inside the passage; the acoustics were perfect for spying - and Weiss was curled up, also asleep, next to her.

"They tried to stay awake together," Yang told her with a grin. "But both had been working a bit too hard today."

Blake knew what her partner meant. "I just checked one passage. I found a hidden pier. Besides, you're awake as well."

"Someone has to keep an eye out in case you need help."

Blake snorted at that. Yang wouldn't be able to notice, much less help her, if anyone attacked her deep below them, in the bowels of the cliff. But she appreciated the thought anyway. "Thanks."

Yang nodded. "So… where did you find that tunnel?" she pulled up the map they were working on and put it on the table.

Blake stepped up to it and started marking the passages.

*****​

Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"Ah, Good Morning, Lady…?"

Blake was certain that the man - the septon; he wore the robes of those priests - greeting her knew exactly who she was; she had overheard too many servants and courtiers gossiping about Team RWBY to believe anyone in the Red Keep hadn't heard detailed - if often wildly exaggerated - descriptions of each of them. And her clothes were quite distinctive, as they should be.

And the man had called her a lady - she doubted anyone would do that if they weren't aware of who she was; she knew quite well what people here said about women dressing like her, or her friends. Still, if the man wanted to play games, she would play along - for now. "Blake Belladonna. I'm a member of Team RWBY. And you are?"

"Septon Hernis, my lady." The man bowed his head.

"Good morning, Septon." She smiled, if a bit toothily.

"And how may I help you? Do you wish to pray in the sept? If so…"

Did he think she was such a fool as to mistake the castle's library for its temple? "I wish to peruse the library, Septon," she cut him off.

"Ah…" He eyed her with undisguised wariness. "What are you looking for? I am familiar with most tomes stored here and would be happy to look through them to find what you seek, my lady."

Had that very exaggerated story from Maester Luwin about her reading habits spread as far as this city? She had never ruined a book with food! But she kept smiling - assistance was always useful. "Thank you, you're too kind. I need any book mentioning magical places or locations."

"Magical places?"

"Yes." She wondered if she should explain further but decided against it. She could look or ask for more details once the man had found some tomes.

And she would have to look for a second opinion or source, just in case the Septon proved to be less than diligent. Maybe the resident Maester would be of assistance.

*****​

Street of Steel, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"Shopping! How I've missed that!" Yang Xiao Long exclaimed as they walked over the cobblestones covering King's Landing's streets.

"We'd need money to actually buy anything," Weiss commented.

Yang didn't need to look at her friend to know she was frowning. "We're window shopping!"

"This is the Street of Steel. They don't sell glass here, my lady."

Yang rolled her eyes, both at Jon's insistence of being all formal - they were in public, but not at court - and the misunderstanding. "Window shopping means looking at things for sale but not buying them."

"Ah." He was obviously confused but wouldn't ask further.

"It's fun." She almost added 'half the fun of shopping but none of the cost', but remembered that they were supposed to be noblewomen, not normal kids from Patch who couldn't buy whatever they wanted whenever they wanted. Well, except for Weiss.

"It's fun if it's weapons!" Ruby said with a smile, head turning left and right as she looked at the smithies lining the street. Yang was sure that only the promise that the best smithies were further up the street, closer to the great temple - the Great Sept of Baelor, as Jon had explained - kept her from entering every shop here.

"They should sell nose plugs; the stench is unbearable," Weiss complained.

"It's not that bad," Yang replied. Weiss turned a death glare on her, but Yang shrugged. "You get used to it."

"I don't want to get used to it!" she spat. "I want to get home!"

Yang glanced at Jon, who was steadfastly looking forward, up the street. Weiss must be really worked up to have such an outburst in public, Yang would bet on it. Her friend was usually quite set on 'maintaining information security', as she claimed her sister would call it. Yang called it keeping secrets.

At least it wasn't as if they had to push their way through a crowd of people blocking the street, but there were far more people haggling with smiths or studying the goods on display than she would have expected.

Then again, this wasn't home - this was Westeros, and the smiths here crafted a lot more than custom weapons and armour. Much of what you'd buy in the general store back home, or an outlet in Vale, would be crafted on orders by a blacksmith here. Still…

Shouting and yelling ahead of them drew her attention. It looked like there was a brawl about to happen between a burly smith and a rather flashily dressed armed guy. Should they intervene? It wasn't any of their business, but they were here, and if they helped settle things peacefully - or semi-peacefully - the smith might be willing to help them out in turn. Or hear them out when they made their proposal to trade some knowledge or favour for some material and time at the forge.

Blake suddenly whirled and rushed off into a side alley, and Yang was following her before she knew what she was doing - a Huntress didn't leave her partner going off alone in a dangerous area, and Blake wouldn't have reacted like that for nothing. Well, except some really good fish, maybe…

The small child Blake was holding up by one wrist didn't look like a fish at all. Yang snorted as she stepped up to them - and kept out of the range of the kicking and struggling kid. "If you wanted a kid we could have asked for the closest orphanage," she said.

Blake scoffed. "They tried to pick my pockets."

"Oh."

The child - dirty and wearing clothes that were too large for them and barely better than rags - shook their head but didn't say anything.

Yang narrowed her eyes. That was rather weird - she'd expected the kid to proclaim their innocence - or plead for mercy - now that they had been caught.

"Blake! What are you doing?" Ruby appeared in a cloud of scattering petals.

"They tried to pick my pockets," Blake repeated herself.

"Why did you run off?" Weiss wasn't quite panting, but she looked a little flushed, Yang noticed. Probably more from embarrassment that she had missed Blake and Yang running off than from running.

Behind her Jon appeared, breathing a bit heavily. "My lady! What did you do?"

"To catch a thief," Yang said.

The kid shook their head again but still didn't say anything.

"Oh, no!" Ruby gasped. She must be thinking about the trial they had seen.

"A thief?" Weiss frowned. "At their age?"

"Hey, they are staying silent and they dared to try and pickpocket us - that would be impressive for a career criminal," Yang said.

The kid made some guttural noises in return, and Yang saw Blake tense and clench her teeth.

"Did you understand that?" Weiss asked.

"They have no tongue," Blake replied. "They can't talk."

"What?" Yang froze for a moment. Sure, there were probably a few possible explanations for a child to be missing their tongue, and she shouldn't be biased, but… This was Westeros.

"I can call the gold cloaks, my lady," Jon offered. "And you can continue your, ah, shopping trip."

The kid froze for a moment and wildly shook their head again. They were crying as well.

Ghost padded closer, sniffing at them, and they tried to bend out of the way of the wolf's nose - and teeth.

"No! We can't call the gold cloaks!" Ruby blurted out.

"My lady?" Jon had already been turning to leave and now stopped and turned back.

"It's… It's attempted theft!" Ruby said. "That's… They're probably just hungry."

The kid nodded rapidly, but Blake snorted.

Yang took a closer look - they didn't seem to be starving. Which seemed odd for a kid living on the streets and getting by with picking pockets.

"I'd rather not deal with a trial," Weiss said with a frown.

"I don't want a trial either!" Ruby agreed emphatically.

Yang nodded, pressing her mouth together. To see a kid sent to the wall - or lose a hand? She could do without that.

Jon gasped and stared at them, mouth open, and the kid cried even harder and tried to talk without a tongue while shaking their head and struggling.

Blake rolled her eyes - at Yang and the others - then pulled the kid in close. "We don't want to see you stealing from us again, you hear?" Without waiting for an answer, she let go of their wrist, and the kid ran away.

"Ah." Jon seemed relieved, smiling again.

And Yang blinked. "Did you think we'd kill them?"

"No, of course not, my lady!" he said.

Blake snorted again, and Yang felt dumb for missing what Jon - and the kid - must have been fearing.

At least Ruby and Weiss had missed that as well.

*****​

Jon had said that the closer to the top end of the Street of Steel a shop was, the better the smith was supposed to be. This was the house at the end of the street, and it towered over the others. So, this must be the best smith in King's Landing. Or, Yang added with a silent snort, the best at advertising. Wouldn't be the first time the biggest shop wasn't the best.

Well, the stone statues wearing fancy armour certainly were good advertising.

"Oh, look at that!" And, of course, Ruby would be all over them. Seriously, they had gone through a dozen shops, and she was still enthusiastic. "It's great armour!"

But her sister was right; that was some fine work. "Let's hope that means he can craft the tools we need," Yang said.

"If he can, I will be happy to point out that we could have saved hours by going directly to this shop as I suggested at the start," Weiss said with a slight edge to her voice.

"Weiss! That would have meant risking to overpay for something a cheaper smith could have made," Ruby told her. "We have to be frugal with our money. Well, if we had money."

"I am sure the King will pay for whatever you need, my lady," Jon cut in. "You're his guests."

"Yeah, but that means we need to be even more careful - we can't exploit his generosity!" Ruby shook her head.

Yang nodded, though Weiss frowned. "It seems everyone else is exploiting his generosity, at least if the rumours I've heard are correct."

"That doesn't mean we should do it!" Ruby nodded firmly. "Now let's see if…" She craned her head. "Whose shop is this?"

"Tobho Mott's, my lady," Jon replied. "He's from Qohor. It's said he is the only smith in Westeros who can work with Valyrian steel, though I don't know if that's true - that he is the only one in the kingdom or that he can work with Valyrian steel."

"Well, let's hope we don't need tools made out of Valyrian steel," Weiss said. "I think the people would take offence if we asked for a priceless weapon to be melted down for our use."

"Yeah," Yang agreed and went to knock.

She only had to knock twice before the door was opened by a young woman. "Good day, my ladies. Are you here to see Master Mott?" she asked and bowed.

She didn't seem surprised at all at their appearance, so she either was very good at hiding her reaction or she had observed them beforehand.

"Yes!" Ruby beamed at her. "Is he free? We can come by later if he's busy. We kinda didn't know we were coming, so we didn't call ahead. Oh, I'm Ruby Rose; these are Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna and Yang Xiao Long. And this is Jon Snow."

Weiss groaned behind Yang, but the girl's expression didn't change. "Please come in, my ladies. I will fetch Master Mott from the smithy."

"Oh, can we meet him there?" Yang smiled. "It's easier to explain what we need in the smithy." And easier to see what he could do.

"We are smiths too, kind of!" Ruby told her. "We made our own weapons!"

This time, the girl's eyes widened in surprise. "Please follow me, then, my ladies. The smithy is in the backyard."

They followed the girl through the house - which looked quite luxurious, though Yang would have to ask Weiss if it was just an act to impress customers or genuine - and into the backyard, where an older man and a boy - or young man - were hammering at anvils.

"Master Mott? These ladies would like to meet you. They said they would prefer to meet you in your smithy."

The old man turned, putting down a hammer. "Hello. I am Tobho Mott."

While Ruby introduced them, properly this time, the boy slowed down whatever he was doing - it looked like he was working on a dagger - and stared at them.

Yang grinned at him, which made him blush and look away.

Jon took a step forward, too, standing next to them.

"So, what do you need, my lady?" Mott asked. The way he looked them over, Yang almost expected him to make a comment about armour.

"We're looking for tools!" Ruby told him. "High-quality tools! Tools to maintain my baby here! And our other weapons!" She drew Crescent Rose and unfolded the scythe.

This time, both men were staring, Yang noted with a grin. "We've made our weapons," she told them. "And our tools, but that was back home, at our forges, and we haven't found any smith yet who could make the tools we need."

Mott stiffened at that. "Can you show me the tools you need?"

"Sure." Yang reached into her pocket and pulled her travelling set out, then the crude multitool she had cobbled together. "I made this on the road, but you can see the difference."

Mott nodded, his eyes flicking between the tools and the weapons. He reached out and, after Yang nodded, picked a spanner up. "These are so fine…"

"Our weapons have lots of fiddly bits," Ruby told him. "Look!" She held up Crescent Rose and then glanced around before heading to the closest table. "Let me show you!"

Yang followed her. She could tell that Mott was a bit doubtful about their claims, but after Ruby showed off how her weapon worked and disassembled and reassembled it twice, and Yang asked a few detailed questions about his forge, he obviously accepted that they were fellow smiths.

Good. That meant they might be able to trade some know-how about weaponcrafting for help with their tools.

She looked around as Mott and Ruby talked about steel quality. Yes, compared to the smithy in Winterfell, this one was far more advanced. But it still fell short of Beacon's forge. And yet, looking at the finely crafted pieces on the shelves, maybe, if they were lucky, they could forge some tools to make the tools here. It would be a good first step, at least. Maybe they could… She blinked and turned her attention back on Mott. What was that?

"Yes, as noblewomen, and foreigners, of course, you're not required to join the guild to practice smithing, but they might still be interested in your knowledge, and as every blacksmith in King's Landing is a member, they have a great deal of influence on the craft."

That sounded quite innocent, but the way he worded it, and his expression… Yang just knew this was more trouble waiting for them.

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While Ruby introduced them, properly this time, the boy slowed down whatever he was doing - it looked like he was working on a dagger - and stared at them.

Yang grinned at him, which made him blush and look away.

Jon took a step forward, too, standing next to them.
It's kinda sad and funny how smitten Jon is with Yang. If this was a typical school drama Jon would be the straight laced high school boy with a troubled family background only to suddenly fall head over heels in love with the new transfer student that's a friendly hot gyaru.

He's waiting for the shoe to drop only to find out that they're better than expected in every facet. Here have a Disney princess that's ridiculously hot and doesn't mind your cultural flaws and is forgiving of things that would in most times lead to ladies demanding extreme punishment. She also dresses scandalously around you everyday and implied (in Jon's head) that she's down for sexy times as soon as you're both alone. Oh and if you have children with her your bloodline will effectively be royalty and functionally invincible. After they leave Jon will be morose not because he's a bastard but because she's the one that got away.

Also all the fighting men that get to see the team train in the courtyards will be wondering what the fuck Cersei is playing at because it's like intentionally trying to piss off a surprisingly friendly domesticated hippo.
 
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Also all the fighting men that get to see the team train in the courtyards will be wondering what the fuck Cersei is playing at because it's like intentionally trying to piss off a surprisingly friendly domesticated hippo.

Boromir of Gondor: "One does not simply fuck with an African water pig."
 
Boromir of Gondor: "One does not simply fuck with an African water pig."
Bobby B:"What the fuck are you talking about Ned? What s an african"

Man the section with the kid was hilarious, Varys is gonna have so many misconceptions about them and since he hates magic, his already bad first impression is gonna be even worse
It s kinda strange that Blake repeated what she said, was he following them or did he try something else?
 
Chapter 12: The Archmaester New
Chapter 12: The Archmaester

'Much has been said - and disproven - about the supposedly magical powers of the Four Maidens. I already addressed that; however, not as much has been said about the reaction of our Order to those rumours. However, one would be wrong to assume that the Maesters were a monolithic block. As it is still the case today, albeit not quite as pronounced, the Order back then was composed of many factions - most of them centred on the different Archmaesters - with their pet theories and interests. And, as embarrassing as it is to admit as a member of an Order dedicated to gathering and spreading knowledge and battling superstition and lies, a great many of those Archmaesters flatly dismissed Maester Luwin's report, some going as far as to call for his removal on the grounds of having grown senile. However, there were two notable exceptions. The first was Archmaester Jurgen, who was intrigued by the sketches and discourse of the Four Maidens' weapons. The second was Archmaester Marwyn, also known as Marwyn the Mage for his expertise in magic. Unlike Jurgen, Marwyn was said to have immediately set out for King's Landing upon receiving Maester Luwin's report, prompting rumours that he had used magic to confirm the information sent from the North. However, despite diligent research, no proof of that claim has ever been found - and since most of the known rituals that would have allowed such a feat require sacrifices that were outlawed by the Order long before the arrival of the Four Maidens, it seems quite obvious that such claims were, as similar claims against the Order of the Ruby, lies fabricated by rivals and enemies of the people involved, like the well-known lies about a conspiracy of Maesters to erase all knowledge about magic from Westeros, which anyone who has visited the Order's extensive library on the subject, would know to be baseless.'
  • A Treatise On The Ruby Order, by Maester Kennet Bracken

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The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

Archmaester Marwyn rapped his staff against the solid wood of the door in front of him twice, then waited. And his frown deepened with each breath that passed. The chambers of the Grand Maester were not that large; even if Pycelle were as feeble as he acted, he would not take this long to answer the door.

It was a power play - or the man was trying to hide the gold the Lannisters were paying him before receiving visitors. Marwyn snorted at the thought, considered knocking once more, if only to annoy the man in turn, but straightened instead when he heard a key rattle in the door's lock. Finally!

"Now, who… Marwyn!" Pycelle gasped at him, eyes wide as if he had never seen him before.

"Pycelle." Marwyn nodded and deliberately let his gaze travel over the man's figure, from the fur collar of his red velvet robes with golden fastenings - distinctly unlike the grey robes most Maester's favoured - to the decorations on his chain.

"I don't recall receiving a raven announcing your arrival."

Marwyn chuckled. "Really?" He raised his eyebrows. "Perhaps your memory is going." As if he would send a note ahead so the fool could prepare for his arrival! "You certainly seem to have forgotten your manners."

Pycelle tensed for a moment, his rheumy eyes narrowing, before he took a step back. "Please, come in," he said with all the sincerity of a whore greeting a customer and none of her acting ability. "I should have known those rumours would draw you here."

"Rumours?" Marwyn scoffed as he stepped into the Grand Maester's quarters. They were much nicer furnished than any he had seen in the Citadel - Tywin must be paying well.

"Rumours spread by ignorant smallfolk," Pycelle said, huffing as he closed the door behind them and walked past Marwyn to the most ostentatious armchair in the room.

"I shall be certain to pass your opinion about him on to Maester Luwin," Marwyn shot back as he sat down in the next best chair. "His report was very detailed and quite conclusive." He leaned forward.

Pycelle scoffed in return. "He's spent too much time in the frozen North, amongst savages and smallfolk, and must have absorbed their superstitions."

"I'll be certain to pass on your opinion about the new Hand of the King as well," Marwyn said.

Pycelle rolled his eyes. "Lord Eddard would agree with me." He grabbed a goblet and filled it with some wine.

"Really?" Marwyn didn't ask for a glass himself. Pycelle was a corrupt fool, but he knew his poisons - and if anything happened to Marwyn, Pycelle would be the one leading the investigation. Marwyn had no doubt that too many of his so-called colleagues would be overjoyed at his demise, now that undeniable proof of magic had finally appeared. Real, tangible, observable magic, not some glimmer inside a glass candle that might or might not reappear in a fortnight!

"The girls aren't using magic. They denied it themselves."

Marwyn scoffed once more. "Of course, they would deny it! If they admitted it, they would be branded as witches and sorceresses, and a calamity would soon befall them!" His fellow Archmaesters undoubtedly were already plotting their demise.

"Again with your unfounded paranoia about a supposed conspiracy?" Pycelle scoffed.

Marwyn bared his teeth in a slight sneer and didn't dignify the comment with a response.

"They aren't using magic," Pycelle went on. "If you hadn't rushed to travel here as soon as you heard the first rumour, you would have been able to read the actual reports."

"I am sure that a woman's head withstanding a full blow of a Kingsguard's sword is the most natural event ever observed in the Seven Kingdoms." Something Maester Luwin had personally witnessed - as had half the royal court, including Pycelle himself, as Marwyn had ascertained before visiting the old man.

Pycelle glared at him. "Just because something cannot be explained by our current knowledge doesn't make it magic."

Marwyn laughed. "Are you taking refuge in such pitiful semantics? A novice without a single link would craft a better argument - if his opinion had any merit!" He leaned forward. "Regardless of their own claims, those four women wield magic - and they readily admit that they are seeking magic!"

"To return to their home. Not to wield it. King Robert agrees with that assessment."

"And our king is, of course, an expert on the matter." Marwyn shook his head. Pycelle was as much of a fool as Marwyn remembered. No - even more so; the fool had let his position go to his head. Not that he had been using his head for anything useful, anyway.

"He has spent more time with the four maidens than any of our order."

"I don't doubt that," Marwyn replied. "But that doesn't make him an authority on magic." Maidens? Hah! Marwyn knew better than to believe those claims. No mere maiden, much less a girl half-grown, could wield magic as skilled as the reports claimed!

Pycelle rolled his eyes. "Your arrogance has not diminished at all with age. You refute the girl's own words, the King's experience, my own observation…"

And why wouldn't he? Of all the Archmaesters, only Marwyn was interested in the subject. "I reject hearsay."

Pycelle scoffed. "None of their feats match any description of magic we have."

"They match the legends of the Age of Heroes," Marwyn retorted. "When people wielded magic to accomplish feats we could not explain, much less duplicate, today."

"ˆLegends' distorted by millennia's worth of embellishments and retellings." Pycelle sighed theatrically. "But go on, talk to them - tell them how they are wrong and are actually using magic! Insult their intelligence!"

Marwyn chuckled. "Of course, I will meet them - they are looking for places with magic, and who better to help them than I? They are offering to share their knowledge with us in exchange, aren't they?" Luwin had been clear about that as well.

Pycelle glared at him, and Marwyn was tempted to ask if his master hadn't sent any instructions about how to treat the four girls yet. It would explain why Pycelle kept denying the truth of his own eyes - the man truly was a slave to Lannister gold.

But he had annoyed the man enough already. Despite his foolishness, Pycelle was quite entrenched at court, and Marwyn was aware that his own reputation preceded him.

No, Marwyn would not push too far. Not until he had made inroads with 'Team Ruby'. He nodded at the fool and rose from his seat. "Well, I've announced my arrival as required; I've done my duty to the Order - for now."

Pycelle glared at him again, but Marwyn did his best to ignore him. He had magic to investigate! Mages to meet! He couldn't wait, after hearing all the reports and distorted rumours, to finally see the truth with his own eyes!

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"Oh, you're a Maester? Like Luwin? Hi! I'm Ruby. Ruby Rose! And those are my friends - and my sister - Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, and Yang Xiao Long!"

"Archmaester," Marwyn corrected the girl out of reflex as he tried not to gape at the sight in front of him, in the Red Keep's training grounds.

Team Ruby were… girls. Young girls. Barely flowered, as much as he could tell. As tall or taller as Marywn, but that didn't mean anything - he was short. Stocky, and stronger than many thought, but short. Not that he cared; he was past such vain concerns.

"Archmaester, sorry!" Lady Ruby smiled at him. She didn't look like any of the sorcerers or sorceresses he had met in his travels. If this was an act, it would make any mummer weep with envy. If it wasn't… "So, are you a friend of Luwin's? You dress similarly, unlike the Grand Maester."

"Most Maesters wear grey robes," he answered, almost absentmindedly, as he glanced at the girls. They were all wearing exotic clothes. He didn't recognise the styles, but they showed so much skin, most of the younger members of the Order, and the older ones who did not value knowledge more than lust, would have been distracted. Even in most parts of Essos, those clothes would have drawn attention. Coupled with the obvious beauty of the girls - even the small scar Lady Weiss had on the side of her face did not detract from that - they would turn heads even in the most depraved cities of Essos or even Slaver Bay. But the scar was important - it proved that despite the reports of their magic turning blows away no matter the strength of the attacker, the girls were not invulnerable.

"All of them? That sounds boring."

"He said most, not all of them, Yang!"

Yang Xiao Long. A name that would fit Yi Ti. And yet, her appearance did not match the people from that distant country. Another important detail.

"That works out the same. No individuality!"

Marwyn laughed. "You are not wrong, Lady Yang. Some crave conformity so much, one could call them grey sheep."

The girl in question laughed at that - and the three others were, as far as he could tell, amused, even though they tried not to show it.

"But I digress. I am a colleague of Maester Luwin, and I have been in correspondence with him." A technical truth - he had read all of Luwin's reports he had been able to get.

"Ah." Lady Weiss nodded. "You normally live in the Citadel, don't you?"

Marwyn nodded. Maester Luwin would have talked to them about the Order. "When I am not travelling for my research, I live in the Citadel, yes."

The girl cocked her head to the side and took the bait. "Your research?"

"Magic." He smiled. "I am, without false modesty, the leading expert on magic amongst my colleagues. I have travelled much of the known world in research of knowledge." He bowed his head. "They call me Marwyn the Mage, and I think I can be of assistance to your search." And find out all you know.

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"Oh! You're an expert on magic?" Ruby Rose beamed at the old man. Just what - who - they needed! He certainly looked like a wizard - barely taller than herself, but stocky and wide, not quite as wide as Professor Port, but similarly built. And he was wearing dusty grey robes and carrying a gnarly staff. He just needed a pointy hat to fit every check box!

"You're a mage? Can you transport us home?" Yang leaned forward, an eager grin on her face.

"Maester Luwin's description of the Citadel made it seem as if your order was more focused on theoretical knowledge rather than practical applications when it came to magic," Weiss added in that polite but doubtful tone of hers.

Though now that she mentioned it, Ruby recalled that as well - the Citadel was supposed to be a library of sorts, with scholars, not wizards.

"That is correct. As much as I might lament it, were I of lesser spirit, my passion for studying magic is not, unfortunately, paired with a matching talent for the practice of magic." Marwyn nodded. "Nevertheless, I do have some talent, meagre as it might be, which is more than most can boast of. More importantly, though, I am familiar with many kinds of magic and its history, so while I cannot send you home, I think I can help you find your way home."

"Ah." That was… Ruby forced herself to smile widely. She really wanted to go home, to her family, their friends, their kingdom, but it wasn't Marwyn's fault that he couldn't snap his fingers and transport them back. And if he knew as much as he claimed, he could surely find another set of ruins like the one that had sent them here!

"Awfully optimistic." Yang sounded disappointed.

"And you're helping us out of the goodness of your heart." Weiss sounded suspicious.

Ruby glanced at both and made a face when Marwyn wasn't watching. No driving away the helpful Archmaester!

Marwyn, at least, wasn't mad at her - he laughed. "Oh, nothing quite as altruistic as that, I assure you! I intend to study whatever phenomenon brought you here and how to duplicate it to send you home - a goal shared between you and me, I believe."

Of course! Ruby nodded.

"Yes." Weiss nodded as well, though with a cynical smile.

"Oh, yeah, that makes sense." Yang grinned.

Blake nodded without saying anything, but she didn't seem very relieved - at least, not in Ruby's impression. She would have to ask her friend later what this was about. Once Marwyn wasn't around and they could talk in private without being rude.

"So…" Ruby trailed off for a moment. They probably shouldn't just talk about the ruins they were looking for. Surely not in the middle of the training grounds. "...what have you heard about us?"

Now Weiss was making a face at her, but Yang was grinning, and Blake's lips were twitching, so Ruby felt this was OK.

"That you were transported here from another world, with a broken moon, where what we call magic here is as common as draft animals are here," Marwyn replied. "That this happened against your will, and without your doing, and you are looking for a place similar to the one you left, hoping to find a way back. And that you do not consider the ability to shrug off blades and arrows as if they were a gentle breeze or use dust that creates fire and water as magical."

He was well informed. Ruby knew that they hadn't been as good at keeping their secrets as they should have been, but this was quite a lot.

"It's not magic, no," Weiss said with a frown. "Both Dust and Semblances have been studied extensively by our scholars. They are as far from magic as any other physical, measurable effect."

"Magic can be studied and measured," Marwyn replied with an easy - but also slightly toothy - smile. "I suspect we might be arguing about mere semantics."

Weiss's frown deepened, and Ruby quickly offered to demonstrate her Semblance to avoid a row.

Really, they didn't gain anything by arguing about magic like that! They needed to keep their eyes on the prize, and that was getting home!

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"Ah, finall… Ruby!"

Ruby grinned at Weiss's expression as she appeared at the tub of warm - not hot, not really - water the servants had left in their room. "First!" Her Semblance ruled!

"You always go first!" Weiss complained. "And now half the tub is covered in petals!"

"They're fading!" Ruby shot back, dipping her face into the tub. Ah! She needed that after training - and a bit of showing off for the Arcmaester - so hard. She rose and shook her head.

"Ack! Don't act like a dog!" Weiss snapped. Despite her complaints, she dipped a washcloth into the tub anyway and started cleaning up. "Really, always rushing forward, hogging the warm water…"

"Rushing forward before I've checked for poison," Blake added.

Ruby froze. "You think they could poison the water?"

"Yes." Blake nodded.

"We don't know what poison they have here, so best assume the worst," Weiss said.

Ruby frowned at her. "You just used the tub yourself!"

Weiss pouted but had no comeback for that.

"So… is it just me, or was that Marwyn more than a bit creepy?" Yang asked a bit later, once everyone had cleaned up.

"I'd say… eager, not creepy," Ruby said. "He didn't, ah, you know…" How to say that?

"His attention wasn't sexual, you mean," Weiss said.

"Yes, that!" Ruby nodded at her with a smile.

"That doesn't make his staring any less creepy." Yang shook her head.

"You were fine with him when you thought he could send us back with a snap of his fingers," Ruby pointed out.

"Sue me, I thought he was a wizard." Yang snorted.

"I don't believe they have wizards in Westeros," Weiss said. "But Marwyn might very well be the closest to an expert on magic we can find - provided his credentials and claims hold up to scrutiny."

Blake nodded. "We'll have to investigate. He is a bit too interested in us to trust easily."

"Well, we are from another world - Luwin was all eager to learn everything about our world as well," Yang told her. "And we have Aura and Semblances."

"They only know mine," Ruby pointed out. "But yes." Who wouldn't be fascinated by visitors from another world? Ruby would be as well if there were people from Westeros at Beacon - well, at least until she found out what they thought about marriage and stuff, of course.

"That's why we investigate before we extend him the benefit of the doubt," Weiss said. "If he is honest, this might be our best opportunity to find a way home."

"He certainly didn't even try to hide his interests," Blake added. "But we have to consider the consequences even if he is honest."

"What do you mean?" Ruby asked.

"If we, with his help, find a way to return home, what then?" Blake asked. "What if he learns how to travel to Remnant? And back?"

"Oh." Ruby blinked. "He'd… he'd probably try to take as much as possible back with him. If he gets guns and sells them here…" Even the cheap, mass-produced, soulless guns would allow whoever got them to defeat anyone else.

"And what if Grimm return with him?" Blake asked.

Ruby gasped. That would be a catastrophe! Westeros was helpless against Grimm! And so many people were miserable here… "The Grimm would overrun the entire continent!"

"We can't risk that," Weiss said in a clipped voice. "Once we have a way home, we need to ensure that everyone who knows about it is aware of the dangers."

"Do you really think that will be enough?" Blake tilted her head slightly as she looked at them. "Do you think Marwyn, for one, won't attempt to acquire whatever magic he thinks we have on Remnant?"

Ruby winced. She had met Marwyn today for the first time, but she was pretty sure the man wouldn't let a Horde of Grimm stop him from pursuing whatever he thought was magic. "But even if we tell him off, he'll hound us anyway, right?"

"That would be my assessment as well," Weiss agreed.

"Then we have a problem," Yang pointed out the obvious.

"One more problem," Blake corrected her.

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The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"Ah, Lady Weiss!"

Weiss Schnee's polite smile didn't change while she turned her head to look at who had just called out to her while she was on the way to lunch. "Lord Baelish?" She inclined her head slightly as she greeted the Master of Coin. He was dressed in fine silks and jewellery - though a smidgen too ostentatious to pull off the kind of understated display of wealth she was used to from her family's peers in Atlas.

He smiled widely at her. "Are you on the way to lunch?"

It was noon, and she was walking towards the Small Hall; the answer was obvious, and Weiss had no doubt that Lord Baelish knew it already - she was certain that he had waited until she was passing to exit his room. But to point this out would be rude. "In fact, yes, I am," she replied instead.

"Would you mind some company? I was pouring over accounts and ledgers until my stomach reminded me that it has been hours since I ate."

She could refuse, but without an excuse, such as already having plans to meet someone, that would be akin to insulting the man - and it wasn't as if Weiss had any reason to do so; she had met the man before, but only in passing, and had not exchanged more than polite greetings so far. Something the man apparently wanted to remedy, and Weiss was quite aware that as a member of the Small Council, what passed as the cabinet for Westeros's government, essentially as their minister of finance, he would have considerable influence at court. She smiled. "I am meeting my friends for lunch, but you are welcome to join us."

His smile widened, and he bowed to her. "Thank you, my lady! I'll aim not to bore you with talk about my work!"

She laughed politely at his joking reminder that he wouldn't let slip any of the Kingdom's secrets - not that she expected him to, nor wanted to know any - and offered her arm to him so he could escort her. As soon as he slipped his arm through the crook of her elbow, she started walking again, just promptly enough to almost tug him along.

It was more than a little petty, Weiss knew that, but the man reminded her - perhaps unfairly; she didn't know him well enough to tell - of the kind of corporate executives who got along a little too well with her father.

On the other hand, he might also be the closest to a self-made man she had met so far in this world; a minor noble who had reached - and kept, so far - one of the most influential positions at court, although apparently, he had profited from his friendship with the wife of Lord Eddard's predecessor as Hand of the King.

They didn't take long to reach the small hall, passing two guards from Lord Eddard's household as they entered, and Weiss saw that Ruby and Yang were already seated at their usual part of the long table, though Blake was still missing - no, there she was, talking with Bran and Arya in a corner.

"Weiss!" Ruby waved at her. "And hello Lord… Baelish, right?"

If the fact that Weiss's partner had slightly struggled with his name had hurt his ego, Lord Baelish didn't show it. He smiled and bowed with a minor flourish. "The very same, Lady Ruby, Lady Yang. Lady Weiss was so kind as to offer me to join you for lunch. I hope this meets with your approval."

Did he expect Ruby to contradict her? Or was he merely covering his bases with their team leader? Weiss couldn't tell yet.

"Sure!" Ruby beamed at him. "You're Lady Catelyn's childhood friend, right? She told us about you."

He nodded, and his smile turned a bit… nostalgic? Weiss wasn't sure as he took a seat across from Ruby. "Yes, my lady. I was fostered at her father's court and grew up with Cat and Lysa - Lady Stark and Lady Arryn, these days. If any of us would have imagined where life would take us, back when we were but children, before King Robet's Rebellion swept the Mad King from the throne…" He sighed.

Ruby nodded with obvious empathy - they all had heard the stories of the Rebellion from the King as well as, less embellished, from Lord Eddard.

"Did you fight in the Rebellion?" Yang asked.

"Alas, no. A foolish mistake - I blame my youth and inexperience, and my temper and ignorance - prevented that." He sighed again.

He was obviously baiting them to ask for more information, and Weiss saw no problem in obliging him. "That sounds like a painful memory, Lord Baelish," she prompted him.

"Yes! You don't have to tell us if you don't want to!" Ruby nodded, as did Yang.

"Ah, it's practically ancient history - and I do like to think I have grown past such foolishness." He smiled, then bowed his head. "Lady Blake."

"Blake! This is Lord Baelish! He was about to tell us about his tragic past!" Ruby told her.

"Ah." Blake would have been listening to their conversation from afar, but there was no need to advertise that, and Weiss quickly filled her in.

The arrival of the food, meat and side dishes on large platters, delayed Lord Baelish's story some more, but once everyone had been served, he leaned forward a bit and lowered his voice. "As I was young and foolish, fancied myself as Cat and Lysa's protector - a sort of foster brother, as foolish a notion as any a young boy from a minor house could have when he was friends with the daughters of the ruler of the Riverlands. In any case, when I heard that their father had betrothed them to the heirs of Lord Stark and Lord Arryn, and having met Cats' betrothed, Lord Brandon Stark, I, in my naivety, challenged him to a duel in a misguided attempt to save Cat from what I considered an unwanted marriage." He sighed again. "I was a youth with delusions of grandeur facing one of the best swordsmen of his age, and I was very lucky to survive the experience; with one blow, he cut me from shoulder to hip, and while he spared my life upon Cat asking him to, I was left bedridden for weeks while I struggled to recover."

Ruby gasped. "Oh, no!"

"Oh, in hindsight, it was a harsh but necessary lesson - as a minor noble, trying to interfere with a marriage arranged by Lord Tully, I was reaching far beyond my station. Most men would have killed me for my foolishness despite their betrothed begging them to spare me." He smiled and sighed softly again before taking a deep swallow from his cup.

Weiss glanced at the others. Ruby shook her head, obviously taken by the man's story. Yang and Blake looked a bit more sceptical. Of course, the story did fit what they had heard before from others. And yet, it was quite obvious that Lord Baelish, despite his claims of having learned his lesson, still disagreed with the arranged marriage between Lord Brandon and Lady Catelyn.

She nodded as well. "Lord Brandon was later killed by the Mad King."

"Yes. He strangled himself trying to save his father from being burnt alive." Lord Baelish shook his head. "And Cat married Lord Eddard, with whom she is, fortunately, happy. Something good, at least, came of the whole affair."

That, everyone could agree with - that the Starks led a happy marriage was obvious. Especially if you were familiar with unhappy marriages. But just because Lady Catelyn and Lord Eddard were happy together didn't mean Lady Catelyn and Lord Brandon would have been happy.

Or, Weiss couldn't help thinking, that Lord Baelish had been purely motivated by the desire to help his childhood friend avoid an unhappy marriage.

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The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

Blake Belladonna grinned as her ears picked up the sound of furtive footsteps, barely audible even in these tunnels - at least for human ears. Her own had no problem hearing the spy approaching, nor any trouble discerning that they weren't a grown adult but a child from the way they walked - although she had expected that from the tracks she found.

It seemed her patience had paid off; it had taken several nights of hiding in the darkness of the tunnels beneath the Red Keep, but whoever controlled those children had finally decided to send them after Team RWBY - and directly into Blake's hands.

If Blake were planning to intercept them, of course. But she wasn't. Her friends knew not to talk about their secrets, so there was no danger in letting the kid listen - and then track them back to their secret employer.

Her eyes, adjusted to the total darkness in the tunnel here, caught the first glimpse of the candles the child was carrying. It wasn't a lantern - she could see it flicker - and it fit the traces of wax she had found during her exploration of the tunnels. Whoever employed the children was stingy with equipment.

Wedged in a corner between the stone walls, directly under the tunnel's ceiling, in a small side corridor, she tensed as the steps grew closer and the light grew in strength. People rarely looked up, but trained spies knew better - at least at home. If she was discovered, she would have to capture the spy, and her plan would have been foiled.

There was the child! Blake caught a glimpse of a young urchin dressed in… not rags, but certainly not garments that would let them pass as a servant, or the child of a servant, at court, as they passed her spot, hands clutching a small candle and eyes fixed ahead - and carrying a small bag. Whoever commanded the spies wanted them to hide from everyone, then.

Blake waited a few moments, then dropped silently down to the floor and followed the spy at a safe distance. When the steps stopped, so did she - the spy had gone where she had expected, right behind the wall to her team's quarters. Good. Now, all she had to do was wait until the spy left again and follow them to whoever they reported to.

Then they would finally know who was behind those kids.

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Blake had underestimated her still-unknown opponent. Instead of reporting to someone after finally leaving their hiding spot after her friends had gone to bed, the child had dropped off a note in another part of the tunnels. For someone who used children as spies, they were quite professional otherwise or they wouldn't have used a dead drop like that. Maybe the children didn't even know who they were working for?

She pondered this while she waited, once more, in the darkness near the dead drop. If the kid spies didn't know who they were reporting to, they couldn't reveal their employer, therefore providing said employer with another layer of secrecy. However, while that would render them safe from being discovered, it would also put them in additional danger of being betrayed since there wouldn't be any way to foster loyalty with such a setup.

Back when she had been a member of the White Fang, they had used informants who were purely motivated by payment. But they had never trusted them, and not because they were usually humans but because anyone who was only in it for the money would sell you out as soon as it seemed more profitable than staying loyal.

And if a spy didn't even know who they were reporting to, what other motivation than money could they have? Except for hatred for the target, of course, but Blake was quite certain that this didn't apply here; they hadn't been around long enough to make the kind of enemy who would spy on them, at considerable risk, for someone else they didn't even know.

So, if those kids were kept ignorant of their employer, they would be easy to turn. If they were kept ignorant, of course - dead drops were also useful to pass on information without having to meet in person, say, if your schedules clashed.

But it also meant that Blake had to stay hidden for even longer - and she was already tired. Well, she'd stayed awake through worse. She wouldn't be at her best, but it would be good enough. At least for humans who had no idea that Faunus existed and wouldn't be wary of their enhanced senses.

So, she picked a nook nearby - far enough not to be seen by anyone approaching, close enough to detect anyone who wasn't as sneaky as herself - and prepared to spend more time waiting in the darkness and the silence.

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Once more, the sound of footsteps alerted her to someone approaching - and once more, they were a child. Narrowing her eyes, she moved a bit away, hiding in the shadows, when the spy passed, then had to quickly follow them when she realised that they were not stopping to read the note they had picked up.

They led her, though without realising it, through quite a chase, halfway through the maze under the keep, until they slipped through a secret door which closed too quickly for Blake to follow - not that she had planned to, of course. Nor needed to - her ears could pick up a mumbling voice even at a distance, and…

The door opened again, and Blake had to scramble back and hide in an alcove before she was spotted by the child. It seemed that they were merely a courier, dropping off the note they collected without delivering a verbal report.

Blake debated following the child but decided against it - whoever had received the note was more important. And yet, when she approached the secret door, her ears didn't pick up any sound - not steps, not breathing. And when she opened the door, a gap only, she saw nothing but an empty room - a storage room, it seemed. One rarely used.

Then her nostrils widened. She knew that lingering smell of perfume. She had smelt it before, down in the tunnels.

So, in order to find out who was behind those kids acting as spies - someone who also roamed the tunnels for clandestine meetings with visitors, she reminded herself - she had to find out who used this brand of perfume.

It seemed she would have to shift her activities from night to daytime for a while.

After she had caught up on her sleep, she added, stifling a yawn.

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Street of Steel, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"Yo!" Yang Xiao Long called out as she stepped through Tobho Mott's backyard and entered his smithy.

"Lady Yang." The old smith nodded at her and put down the axe head he was working on.

"My lady." His apprentice, Gendry, waved, and Yang nodded at him as well. The boy cut a fine figure in his apron - he had some serious muscles, and he was tall for his age - but she wasn't here for eye candy.

"Did anyone ever tell you that your guildmaster is a stubborn fool?" she said while Mott cleaned his hands with a wet rag.

Mott laughed. "I think every smith I know did, at one point."

"Well, he is. I had to threaten to go to the King for a royal charter or whatever you call it before he relented and graciously granted me permission to do some smithing in the city." Even though Yang had no plans to sell anything she made, and so she wasn't competing with any established smith anyway. "So, you won't be in trouble if you let me use your forge."

"Good." Mott nodded with a pretty satisfied smile.

Weiss had ranted about the entire guild system when she had heard about the mess, something about stifling innovation by hobbling competition, but Yang had tuned her out even before Blake had started to talk about the evils of unfettered capitalism, and the whole thing had turned into a row about economics. Bleargh! She'd hated that stuff at school already.

"The guildmaster is rather shortsighted," Gendry said. "But his loss is your gain, Master."

Yang grinned. "Yeah."

Mott didn't smile. "We shall see. Not all techniques are easily adapted, especially the more… advanced ones."

"It's not magic," Yang said. "No matter what the people claim. Just advanced metallurgy." And some Aura, of course. But she wasn't about to mention that bit - judging from what Mott had hinted at about some Valyrian smithing, the locals might take the 'put your soul into your work' stuff a bit too literally here. Especially since they didn't have Aura. "We don't do sacrifices." Blood magic… Ugh!

Mott nodded again, and Yang hoped he believed her. Team RWBY didn't need more rumours about dark witchcraft or whatever spreading in the city. Sure, the King liked her team and would probably crush anyone accusing them of being witches, but Yang knew better than to think that would keep the gossip and rumours from spreading. Signal had taught her that - Dad couldn't stop some of the rumours. Hell, the fact that Dad was a teacher had probably caused some to spread rumours.

"And speaking of shortsighted…" Mott frowned at Gendry.

The boy pouted in return. "I'm not going to sell the helmet. It's my first real piece of armour."

"How do you expect to live if you won't sell your work?" Mott scoffed.

"I am going to sell my work, just not this one."

Mott turned to Yang. "The Hand of the King took a fancy to the helmet the boy forged, but he won't sell it to him."

Yang shrugged. "Hey, I wouldn't sell Ember Celica either." Hell, she'd probably be hard pressed not to sock anyone even suggesting she sell it.

Gendry smiled at that, but Mott frowned. "Are you planning to become a sellsword, then? As the Hand offered? Abandon your craft?"

"No, Master!" Gendry protested.

"Then what use do you have for a helmet? It is only useful for those who fight!"

"But…" The boy trailed off. "It's my first real piece of armour!" he repeated himself.

"And it might be the last one for a long while! If the Hand had bought the helmet, that would have been a great boon for your reputation, boy!"

Yang took pity on Gendry. "Some things are worth more than money. And you never know when you need to fight to defend yourself, right?" Well, at least in Remnant.

Mott stared at her for a moment with a weird expression before he slowly nodded. "A helmet alone won't help you."

"I'm going to make a sword next," Gendry said.

Mott huffed. "As long as you sell it like a proper smith!"

Yang chuckled. "What about me? Am I not a proper smith?"

Mott scoffed again. "You're different, Lady Yang."

She laughed. "Anyway, let's talk about metallurgy! I've got a few things to try, now that I can use a forge without starting a boycott or whatever!"

Both Mott and Gendry quickly dropped their argument and joined her at the table when she spread a few more sketches she had done yesterday.

"Now, this is a bit delicate, but not too bad…"

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The Red Keep, King's Landing, Crownlands, Westeros, 298 AC

"And there will be a grand tournament - the Hand's Tourney!" the King declared, almost spilling wine from his goblet when he spread his arms. If the Queen had been present in her usual seat, she'd have been hit in the face, too - but she had apparently chosen to take her meal in her own chambers today. Yang didn't miss her in the least.

"A tourney? Really? With jousting?" Ruby was almost trembling with excitement.

"Of course!" The King chuckled. "It wouldn't be a tourney without the joust!"

"Oh! That's going to be great!" Ruby beamed.

Lord Eddard, though, didn't look very enthusiastic. "It's a great expense," he said with a frown.

The King scoffed. "Oh, Ned! It's a great honour! And the people deserve to have their feasts and excitement! Besides, what's a few more dragons in debt?"

"How much money will it cost, Father?" The Prince asked - unlike his siblings, he had chosen to eat with the King.

"A hundred thousand dragons, Boy. Well worth the occasion!"

Weiss started coughing. Yang took a second longer to realise how much money that was. A set of good but not exceptional steel armour was three to five dragons - Mott sold his armour for far more - so… She whistled.

"That's a fortune!" Ruby blurted out. "I didn't know a festival was that expensive! Do you think the Vytal festival costs as much, Weiss?"

"It doesn't!" Weiss shook her head. "You could pay tens of thousands of workers for a year with that money!"

"Well, without magic devices, we have to hire labourers," the Prince said.

"Ninety thousand dragons are just prize money," Lord Eddard said, then looked as if he regretted saying it.

"Forty thousand for the winner of the joust, twenty thousand for the runner-up, twenty thousand for the winner of the Melee, and ten thousand for the archery champion!" The King laughed. "That's sure to bring the best knights to the tourney!"

Yang gasped as well this time. That was a fortune! "Twenty thousand for winning the melee?" She leaned forward and grinned at the King.

"Yang! We can't enter the tourney!" Ruby snapped.

Yang frowned at her. "Why not? Isn't the melee open to everyone?"

"It would be unfair!" Ruby shook her head. "No one would have a chance against any of us! Even if they all united, we'd beat them! And that's not fair!"

Well… She was right. But twenty thousand dragons!

"Twenty thousand gold dragons…" Weiss echoed Yang's thoughts.

"And we'd risk maiming people by accident!" Ruby went on.

"That's a risk anyone who joins the melee knows, my lady," Jon spoke up.

Yang was a bit surprised - while Jon was almost always with them at those meals, he rarely spoke up in the King's presence. So… Ah. She almost snorted - if Team RWBY won the prize, they'd be able to hire retainers. Like Jon. She grinned at him - sneaky boy! - and he blushed in return.

"People die in tourneys, Lady Ruby," the Prince said. "It's not play-acting."

"I have to agree with Lady Ruby." Lord Eddard nodded. "If one of you took part in the melee, the outcome would be certain from the start."

"And that wouldn't be very entertaining." Ruby nodded firmly and narrowed her eyes at Yang and Weiss.

Yang grinned. "Alright, you're right. It would be unfair."

"And the egos of the knights would not take well to such humiliation," Blake added.

Right. They would make a lot of enemies even if they didn't maim anyone by accident.

The King laughed. "Ah, I think it would be entertaining to see some of our proud knights be taken down a peg or two - or see them fly through the air. But you're right; it would not be fair for those knights who travel here for the melee." He grinned. "But I think it would be a shame if the people missed seeing you fight. So… would you like to fight a small melee amongst yourself? The winner would get, say… twenty thousand gold dragons?"

"That's too…" Ruby started. "Ow!"

"It would be an honour, Your Grace!" Weiss beamed at him while Rub glared at her and slipped a hand under the table, presumably to rub whatever part of her leg her partner had just kicked.

"Great! This will be a tourney everyone will be talking about for centuries!"

"And that's about how long we'll be paying for it, Your Grace."

Yang was already planning how to fight her three friends.

"Although I have one condition," the King went on.

Yang looked at him. He was grinning again.

"Yes, Your Grace?" Ruby asked.

"I want you to fight to win. No holding back. An honest fight."

Oh. Yang blinked. That… complicated things. They wanted to keep their Semblances - with the exception of Ruby's - a secret.

But… twenty thousand dragons? That was a hell of a lot of money!

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It's kinda sad and funny how smitten Jon is with Yang. If this was a typical school drama Jon would be the straight laced high school boy with a troubled family background only to suddenly fall head over heels in love with the new transfer student that's a friendly hot gyaru.

He's waiting for the shoe to drop only to find out that they're better than expected in every facet. Here have a Disney princess that's ridiculously hot and doesn't mind your cultural flaws and is forgiving of things that would in most times lead to ladies demanding extreme punishment. She also dresses scandalously around you everyday and implied (in Jon's head) that she's down for sexy times as soon as you're both alone. Oh and if you have children with her your bloodline will effectively be royalty and functionally invincible. After they leave Jon will be morose not because he's a bastard but because she's the one that got away.

Also all the fighting men that get to see the team train in the courtyards will be wondering what the fuck Cersei is playing at because it's like intentionally trying to piss off a surprisingly friendly domesticated hippo.

Well, Yang doesn't mind Jon being a bastard - but she really doesn't like the Westerosi view of marriage and all. And, well, she sees Jon as a boy.

Boromir of Gondor: "One does not simply fuck with an African water pig."

Yes. Unless you're Cersei.

Indeed.Westeros was not absolute monarchy,so why almost everybody want be King so much? being local Lord seems better.
Tobho Mott - he is from Essoss,right? maybe he could tell them about magical places ?

People want to be at the top - and the Iron Throne has that image and vibe of power, even though it's mostly an illusion these days.

Bobby B:"What the fuck are you talking about Ned? What s an african"

Man the section with the kid was hilarious, Varys is gonna have so many misconceptions about them and since he hates magic, his already bad first impression is gonna be even worse
It s kinda strange that Blake repeated what she said, was he following them or did he try something else?
Varys is living in a nightmare right now :)
 
Coupled with the obvious beauty of the girls - even the small scar Lady Weiss had on the side of her face did not detract from that - they would turn heads even in the most depraved cities of Essos or even Slaver Bay. But the scar was important - it proved that despite the reports of their magic turning blows away no matter the strength of the attacker, the girls were not invulnerable.

So they knew that despite how strong team RWBY claimed themselves to be, they can be defeated.

Yang Xiao Long. A name that would fit Yi Ti. And yet, her appearance did not match the people from that distant country. Another important detail.

Yes, odd that Yang has the name but not the appearance of a Yi Ti suggesting her origins lies elsewhere.

Or, Weiss couldn't help thinking, that Lord Baelish had been purely motivated by the desire to help his childhood friend avoid an unhappy marriage.

Oh Baelish is far more dangerous than anyone realize. In fact none of the characters in canon truly appreciate how dangerous people like him is because they work in the shadows until it was made clear to them.

"I want you to fight to win. No holding back. An honest fight."

Oh. Yang blinked. That… complicated things. They wanted to keep their Semblances - with the exception of Ruby's - a secret.

But… twenty thousand dragons? That was a hell of a lot of money!

Now we're talking! Technically Yang is the strongest but Ruby is a prodigy and Weiss is the most adaptable. Blake is likely to be the weakest because her skills rely on deception, assassinations - not quite useful in a direct combat. But maybe one can make the argument she's more agile and flexible than the rest of her team.

Personally, I like Weiss to win. She rarely gets a W in canon so perhaps the extra lessons with Barristan will be enough for her to win.
 

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