A Song of Ice and Fire Cut Short by Dust (RWBY in Westeros)

[ATP]

Varys: That's exactly their plan! You see it! I see it! Why don't others see it?



His biases are too big to look at them objectively. Also, he's a bit too reluctant to let go of all his plans so far - especially without Dany having hatched her dragons yet to be a possible counter.



Yeah. And he is also a bit too paranoid to realise they are the genuine article.

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Well, i do not really blame Varys for his mistake - he have valid reason to hate magic,and never meet persons who had power and do not use it for selfish reasons.
So,he belive that RWBY must be the same.

About dodging arrows - not impossible from bigger distance.Long ago i cosplayed as english archer/althought with very light longbows compare to real deal - we use 18-22kilo bows.
But - one of my friend for fun was catching arrows in air which we send at him.So,it is possible,at least with ligher bows.

 

[eager slacker]

Man this must be embarrassing for Tywin. His children are complete screw ups and now his grandchild is a complete screw up as well as possibly an incest child. Couple that with the idea that you should marry for happiness that they'll push I think the Lannisters are doomed down the line.

 

[Tager Joseph]

...Did Joffrey just die pulling an Aerion Targaryen but with dust instead of wildfire?

 

[Mike9650]

If Joffrey is dead, was in an accident or murder?

 

[Who_Cares]

Most dignified Joffrey death be like:

 

[Starfox5]

Well, i do not really blame Varys for his mistake - he have valid reason to hate magic,and never meet persons who had power and do not use it for selfish reasons.
So,he belive that RWBY must be the same.

About dodging arrows - not impossible from bigger distance.Long ago i cosplayed as english archer/althought with very light longbows compare to real deal - we use 18-22kilo bows.
But - one of my friend for fun was catching arrows in air which we send at him.So,it is possible,at least with ligher bows.

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Yep. Of course, arrows show by a Huntress are something else.

Man this must be embarrassing for Tywin. His children are complete screw ups and now his grandchild is a complete screw up as well as possibly an incest child. Couple that with the idea that you should marry for happiness that they'll push I think the Lannisters are doomed down the line.

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Yeah. Not that that will make Tywin change.

...Did Joffrey just die pulling an Aerion Targaryen but with dust instead of wildfire?

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Well, given how volatile Dust is - sneezing can set it off, as Ruby demonstrated on her arrival at Beacon - we might never know if it was a failed ritual or a simple accident.

If Joffrey is dead, was in an accident or murder?

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Well, there was at least one murder, of the thief he hired.

Most dignified Joffrey death be like:

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Hm?

 

[Who_Cares]

Hm?

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I mean most author I've read making cry and beg or beat him or do something horrible to him before killing him(even in cannon his death is pretty horrible) so going out by explosion is comparably tame and quick

 

[prestdan000]

Before the man could say anything, an explosion shattered the windows above them.

And Yang realised that they were close to the royal quarters.

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Did Joffrey just blow himself up like a dumbass?

 

[Dark Lord Neeba]

Did Joffrey just blow himself up like a dumbass?

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It would appear so.

 

[ATP]

It would appear so.

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Version for Sansa - he blow up from love for her.
Version for Varys - RWBY did it.
Version for Tywin - probably the same.