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As A Consequence Of Your Action (Jumpchain)

2 - Buffyverse SB (Part 12) New
Jonathan POV:

For Amy and I being in an acknowledged relationship was mostly like our previous not being in one except that we were allowing ourselves to feel a lot less guilty about it. Also there was more hugging and kissing allowed. Neither of us felt any particular need to rush ahead beyond that right now. We were both sixteen - physically and emotionally - even if I was also basically reincarnated twice, and while this school was full of people our age who'd already skipped straight to the ending they weren't exactly what you'd call the best examples to follow. So we didn't.

Besides, I had my stuff that I was trying to recover from and Amy had hers, and I had a particularly vivid memory from my original life about an old master sergeant lecturing us in-between Basic and AIT. His lecture had been about how the classic mistake for idiot youngsters our age was to mistake the girl you were currently dating for the great romance of the ages simply because you hadn't allowed for the fact that emotions of all kinds were often magnified hugely under prolonged stress or while decompressing from same. And even Teenaged Angst had some limits, apparently. Or else I'd finally begun the 'growing out of it' process it had mentioned. Or maybe it was just that since my "Benefactor" had skipped the 'out-processing' after my last jump and I'd imported into this one as a Drop-In a good portion of my ingrained habits and attitudes were still culturally Europan, i.e., heavily Victorian influenced. Or multiple choice.

Slaying-wise, we had ourselves a near miss on Halloween. Principal Flutie had volunteered us high school students as escorts for the younger kids to go trick-and-treating, so we all had to get costumes. And fortuitously, a new costume shop had opened up to catch that particular overflow. Having decided that decking ourselves out Europan style would not be a great idea Amy and I decided to go to the shop instead and dress in something more normal for American teenagers. Our first idea to go as Han Solo and Princess Leia was bounced when we found out that Xander and Buffy had already thought of that first, so we rolled with the Star Wars theme by going as Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade. Amy even had part of the hair color for it, being a reddish-blonde.

However, when the proprietor of the shop introduced himself as 'Ethan Rayne'... well, my memory turned up mention of "Ethan Rayne's Halloween spell" in the Notes section of the jump-doc. A quick request to Amy to check our costumes for spells turned up a positive result, and a quick phone call to Giles about that had him basically flip out as soon as he heard the name of the guy who'd sold us the costumes. Apparently him and Ethan Rayne had some sort of history and he knew of Ethan's past as a Chaos Mage and generally malevolent person. Giles and him had a confrontation that resulted in him closing the shop and leaving town, and between that and some cleansing rituals that our four practitioners did on his Janus idol our Halloween remained blissfully magic-free.

So yet again I realized that I was being an idiot, in that I'd had a potentially available source of foreknowledge available the entire time and had neglected it in favor of focusing on the immediate problems and teenaged drama. Yeah, I am never voluntarily taking a mind-affecting Drawback remotely like this ever. Not even if it offers way more CP than a measly 100. They are so very limiting, and so very very insidious.

Still, I did have an eidetic memory - even if I had to actually make an effort to recall things before I remembered that I could remember them, if that makes any sense - and I had carefully read the entire jump-doc, so I was still able to transcribe it. And thus some dedicated work with paper and pencil produced a list of several things mentioned in it to keep an eye out for, some of which were more than a bit alarming in hindsight:

  • A mention of 'the Mayor' becoming an 'Old One' if something called 'the Ascension' happened on cue. Further mentions involved 'runnng a small city for a century without anyone noticing' in the plots and plans perk in the Dark line, and a picture of Mayor Wilkins underneath the perk for 'Big Bad'.
  • A mention that at least one significant prophecy applied both to Buffy - which we'd already seen at least one of - and Angel, which was a definite surprise.
  • A picture of Angel in game face underneath the 'lost your soul' Drawback. Not good.
  • Two pictures of Willow looking all powerful, scary, and evil. One of them was next to a Drawback for 'magic addiction'. Also not good.
  • The existence of something called 'Wolfram & Hart', an evil law firm mixed up with the supernatural.
  • A species of demon called the 'Mohra' whose blood could apparently turn a souled vampire back into a human being. Um... okay.
  • The existence of powerful named demons called 'The Judge', 'Lucronis', or 'Acathla'.
  • The revelation of a still-extant if 'depowered' Old One named 'Illyria'.
  • A mention of someone named 'Jonathan' as an example of a minor spellcaster on the 100cp tier. Since I'm certain this document was not referring to me, especially since I hadn't spent even 100cp on spellcasting, then presumably it was the other Jonathan in the tabletop roleplaying club.
  • Some kid about my age I didn't remotely recognize underneath the 'Physically Empowered' entry and several mentions of what he could possibly be, ranging from 'impossible human child born of two vampires' to 'government genetic engineering project'.
  • A picture of Buffy standing back-to-back with a young black woman I didn't recognize underneath the 'Slayer' entry. The Drawbacks section contained a photo of a third young woman who was apparently a Slayer, as well as names for her and the other young woman - 'Kendra Young' and 'Faith Lehane'. No idea which was which.
  • Bundled with that was a mention that temporarily dying but being revived would pass on the Slayer powers to the next host while allowing the revived Slayer to retain hers. Which definitely had a certain meaning given what had happened with the Master.
  • Several magical items mentioned under the 'MacGuffin' entry, such as a Glove of Myhnegon, a Gem of Amara, a Cup of Perpetual Torment, a Blessed Sword, or a Scythe of Vocah.
  • A mention of a demon hunting organization called 'the Initiative'.
  • A picture in the Companions section of Angel leading a team of people most of whom I didn't recognize... except for an older-looking Harmony, which was absurd, and Spike, which was mind blowingly impossible. Just how much divergence had I caused from the original timeline?
  • A very puzzling entry underneath 'The Real Key' Drawback of Buffy having a younger sibling named Dawn - who I'd never heard of - who was apparently some kind of 'Key' who could open portals between dimensions, that a being named 'Glorificus' was seeking.
So, yeah. This was quite a lot to suddenly realize you were going to have to deal with, especially since some of it made absolutely no sense.

The highest priority item on the list was Angel's soul curse and it's possibly finite nature. Since he entirely knew about the Jumpchain I could bring up anything on this list with him without having to explain how I knew it. We got out that little soul orb that Giles had enchanted once, had Amy re-empower it, and put that sucker in a piece of jewelry to wear at all times. I really was not looking forward to what we'd have to do - what I'd have to do - if he ever lost it, but the Baron had already taught me this lesson long ago and Teenaged Angst or not I wasn't going to back off from it now. And we certainly couldn't haul Angel's soul back from the afterlife to curse him again if he lost it - it had been an act of the blackest magic and done for the worst form of hate and revenge in the first place, that's why it was called a goddamn curse!

But the best outcome would of course be to keep him from losing it in the first place, as Angel had already long since made the decision that cursed or not he would not actively seek out death as a release. If he hadn't chosen to bear his curse then he could have just picked any given morning to go watch one last sunrise. So simply off the 'random observation' that his soul curse hadn't come with any guarantees of eternal permanence or immunity from being dispelled it might be a good idea to look into exactly what its limitations and weaknesses might be, the nature and history of Angelus' cursing at the hands of the Kalderash Roma clan became the new research project for our resident occult scholars. It almost made me want to go out and drain a Mohra demon right now except that those things were virtually impossible to find.. Besides, Angel was still having a long serious case of the thinking it over after finding out that becoming human again was now theoretically possible, and I was respecting his right to make his own life choices at his own pace. If he wanted to talk about it, I'd be here.

The apparent revelation that Mayor Wilkins was actually some kind of long-running master villain explained several of the anomalies I'd learned about Sunnydale and why my off-and-on researches into them had produced almost no results; I'd been looking in the wrong place (outside of Sunnydale) for the wrong thing (government involvement above the local level). We still had no idea what he was building towards or why, except that involved 'Ascension' and setting up the town as some kind of demon feeding grounds, but given how deeply wired Mayor Wilkins had to be into the everything around here if the jump-doc's hints were true then we knew we'd have to investigate this very slowly and subtly anyway. At least we'd have some time; 100 years from the founding of Sunnydale would spring semester of our senior year and we were just heading into junior year.

Upon finding out exactly what we were researching re: Angel's soul curse and it's possibly expiring Ms. Calendar was alarmed enough to confess that she was actually Janna Kalderash, a Romany who her clan had inserted into Sunnydale as an agent-in-place to keep tabs on Angel and report on his behavior. Which in hindsight explained several of the weirder conversations she'd had with me. I'd certainly have twigged to it sooner except that she'd been so amateur at trying to pump me for information that I'd written her off as just being morbidly curious on her own hook instead of being anybody's agent. Clearly I'd spent a little too much time dealing with Smoke Knights and other such players.

At any rate, despite Giles wigging out a bit at hearing that it turned out to be a stroke of luck for us that we had her available; she'd already sent a query back to the Kalderash clan elders asking for all available details on the spell used to curse Angel in the first place. Her alibi (which we'd helped compose) of 'I want to be able to determine if prolonged Hellmouth exposure might have any effect on it' was accepted as a valid reason to provide her with an exact copy of the spell formula, and we expected it to be arriving soon.

Preliminary researches into something called 'The Key' turned up only a few scattered mentions of it as a precious artifact allegedly guarded by a mysterious group of monks called the Order of Dagon somewhere in Eastern Europe. However, what very fragmentary info existed always described as some type of disembodied mystic force or mysterious object, not a person. As for 'Dawn', Buffy of course was an only child as far as anyone knew. However, given one of the reasons her parents had gotten divorced was because Hank Summers had cheated on her mother it was entirely possible for Buffy to have a half-sibling that she - or Mrs. Summers, for that matter - had absolutely no idea existed. So there wasn't much we could do there except keep an eye out for anybody remotely fitting the description who might show up later.

Giles' inquiry to the Watchers' Council regarding possible effects of Buffy's temporary cessation of vital signs got results - the next Slayer, who was indeed named Kendra Young, had been called the night Buffy had fulfilled the prophecy of the Pergamum Codex by temporarily dying at the Master's hands. She was a native of Jamaica and currently undergoing field missions under the supervision of her Watcher, Samuel Zabuto. The name 'Faith Lehane' also turned up as a potential Slayer - apparently the Council's divinations as to who the next Slayer would be were at least occasionally able to turn up probable candidates in advance of their being Called, and whenever possible they were offered training and supervision even prior to or if they weren't Called - who had just recently begun training under the supervision of Watcher Diana Dormer in Boston. With absolutely no indications available as to what might possibly kill Kendra or when it would to Call Faith as the Slayer after her, and with Kendra already being a highly talented and conscientious Slayer underneath the supervision of someone Giles unhesitatingly recommended as one of the best Field Watchers out there, there wasn't much we could do there to warn her that wasn't already being done.

As for everything else on the list, anything that Angel or Amy or I had a good rationalization for bringing as something we could have possibly heard about or thought up ourselves for innocuous reasons was brought to the attention of the group. However, even with two instances to show me that my "Benefactor" would not intervene if I told people of the Jumpchain I still wanted to keep that knowledge as closely held as possible. If nothing else, knowledge of the existence of beings like my "Benefactor" and the ways they could play with peoples' lives was a great way to cause an existential crisis in almost anyone, and the rest of the Scooby Gang had enough reasons to have one of those as is. So the remainder of the line items on our list, the ones we couldn't rationalize to the others about knowing about, we just resolved to keep a very wary eye out for ourselves. And it's not as if we didn't all have a lot of demands on our potential research time already what with the day-to-day Slaying duties and our ongoing educations as demon hunters, witches, and so forth.

And that was especially true after what happened when a part of Buffy's past came back to haunt her.

* * * * *​

Xander POV:

So, I had a girlfriend now. The girl I'd been drooling over, if in a perfectly tasteful way, ever since the moment I fell off my skateboard like a complete idiot at my very first glance of her. Before I'd known the slightest thing about how brave she was, or how hard she worked to protect other people, or how much or what kind of stuff was going on in her life. Yeah, kinda shallow of me.

But my point was, I was now going steady with someone who was important to me for reasons far more than 'a hot girl is paying attention to me' and so I was busy choking all over the place because for the first time I had something legitimately important to screw up on an interpersonal level. And my two best guy friends, past and present, were kinda useless in this regard for advice. Jonathan was the smartest guy I knew for pretty much anything else but Amy could entirely testify that he needed months of angst and a big ol' kick in the butt to actually begin to get anywhere on the romance front, not that they didn't seem perfectly fine now, and Jesse was... not a guy you went to for advice about girls. And I certainly couldn't talk to Willow about this, that would just be rubbing salt right in the open wound even if her and her new boyfriend seemed happy enough so far.

Which is why I was having perhaps the single most awkwardly painful conversation of my life right now and wondering just how desperate was desperate that I'd thought this was a good idea for even a second.

"Look, I'm just saying that I have absolutely no idea what she sees in you! So how am I supposed to tell you how to keep making sure she's seeing it? I am being impossibly forebearing in not deliberately sabotaging you two so that she could salvage what popularity she could hope to retain!" Cordelia said.

"You will be publicly canonized as Saint Cordelia the Sarcastic any day now, I entirely agree!" I replied lightly. "I just wish..." I continued more sobertly. "That I knew what I was doing right, so I could not stop doing it."

"You saved her life, what more does she want?" Cordelia eye-rolled. "And-" she stopped and blinked, having spotted Buffy talking to this tall, incredibly handsome boy who I'd never seen before and grinning ear to ear like she'd just received the most wonderful present in the world.

"I see him." I said glumly. "Are you sure the nightmare demon didn't get out again?"

"What, did you think you were the first boy she ever dated in her life? With her looks?" Cordelia stared at me incredulously. "That is clearly a 'Oh wow, what's my ex doing here at my new school?' facial expression. So get over there and remind her that you still exist!"

"Cover me, I'm goin' in." I agreed firmly and walked on over while Cordelia waited exactly two whole nanoseconds before deciding that she didn't actually care what happened and leaving. "Hey Buff!" I said cheerfully, stopping just short of hugging distance and waiting for a signal. "Who's your friend?"

"Xander!" she said, smiling at me. Well, at least I still rated a smile- "Billy, this is my boyfriend Xander Harris. Xander, this is Billy Fordham. I went to school with him for seven years in LA."

He stuck out his hand for the manly handshake. I manly restrained myself to only crushing him a little. Weird, for a guy as tall and broad-shouldered as he was he had a pretty weak grip. "Wow." he said, rubbing his fingers after I let go of him. "What sport do you play?"

"Still deciding exactly what to try out for." I replied smoothly. "But I like to stay in shape."

"Xander, the closest Ford and I got to dating was him being my fifth-grade crush." Buffy said knowingly to me. "So ix-nay on the ompetition-cay."

"Competition?" I put on my best oblivious face, to receive Buffy's long-suffering pout in return before she broke and gave me a lopsided grin again. "Sorry." I apologized.

"Look, I need to show Ford where the admissions office is so he can transfer in." Buffy said. "See you in class?"

"Sure!" I agreed, and we both headed off towards our respective destinations. It wasn't until a couple periods later that I had a chance to talk freely, although not with Buffy.

"What do you call it when you are absolutely unable to trust the person you should entirely trust?" I asked Jonathan.

"Paranoia." he replied matter-of-factly.

"And when it's your girlfriend and it's about other boys?" I continued.

"Jealousy." Amy chimed in. "And really, Xander, you know Buffy isn't like that."

"I know that but this Ford guy still has me panicking like crazy. I mean, seven years of going to school with Buffy. That's like what me and Willow had." I angsted.

"It's also what you and I had and yet here we are, completely not dating each other." Amy joked.

"For that matter, Willow's dating Oz so empirical evidence suggests that Buffy's not likely to switch back to this guy just because of shared history." Jonathan followed her lead.

"Both perfectly logical points, but I still can't shake this horrible nightmare that Buffy's going to wake up one day and go 'Wow, I could be doing so much better!' Especially seeing as how literally ninety-nine percent of the student body agrees with that premise and just ask Cordelia if you don't believe me."

"If Buffy cared about what ninety-nine percent of the student body thought she wouldn't be Buffy." Amy said, and then only continued more soberly after a thoughtful pause. "Xander... have you ever considered talking to the school counselor?"

"About what?" I asked defensively.

She looked at Jonathan for reassurance, and he nodded once to her and gave her a comforting squeeze around her shoulders before she turned back to me. "You know a little bit about what my mom did to me, and I don't mean the magic." she began. "Trying to cut me off from anybody but her, always making me feel worthless, having unreasonable expectations-" she stopped, and visibly forced herself to start again. "It's called emotional abuse."

"I just remembered that I forgot-" I began, and hurriedly started to get to my feet when Amy's next words cut me off.

"I didn't want to go either."

"You're seeing the social worker?" I said to Amy incredulously as I stood there. "But you always seemed so-"

"She didn't tell me she was going until a couple of weeks ago." Jonathan said, giving her another comforting hug. "And I entirely understand why. Therapy is a very private thing, and there's this whole irrational social stigma about admitting you need it. As if having suffered trauma was a character weakness, which it's not." he finished angrily. "I'd be going myself except I can't mention anything about my past to a psychologist without getting certified, anymore than Buffy can talk about Slayer stuff."

"Ms. Calendar originally recommended that I go when she saw how much I was carrying emotionally into my witch apprenticeship. So I've been seeing the counselor since last spring." Amy nodded. "My point is, I think that your mom and dad didn't do you any favors either- I've gone to school with you as long as Willow has, remember? So if you went, it might help you deal with the anxiety."

"Anxiety? What do I have to be anxious about?" I babbled, and that would entirely have worked if I wasn't receiving matching stares of disbelief from two of the smarter and more mature friends I had. "Not buyin' it, huh?" I joked weakly, sitting back down.

"Look, it's okay not to be okay. As long as you're not wallowing." Amy said kindly.

"You saw me when I wallowed." Jonathan admitted embarassedly. "And look at all the great stuff it didn't do for me!"

"You're using resolve voice again." I groused. "That is so completely not fair."

"Fair fights are-" Jonathan began.

"We know." Amy and I said in amused unison.

* * * * *​

Buffy POV:

It was nice to spend a normal day with a normal person who didn't know anything about Slaying or vampires or anything. The Scooby Gang were the best friends I ever had, or the best boyfriend I'd ever had in one particular case, but that still didn't mean I didn't have the occasional regrets over having been Called in the first place. So even if it was just for a tiny little while, being able to talk about old acquaintances and old times with Ford was like a vacation to the land of Before Slaying.

Which is why I was just a little crabby when I entered the library to find my friends minus Willow already running a background check on Ford like a punch of paranoid CIA people.

"Seriously?" I ranted. "Oh come on, Xander! This is too much!"

"It was my idea." Jonathan said. "Xander was the one telling me I was being paranoid."

"You are being paranoid." I insisted. "Ford is not some crazy demon cultist or whatever! He's normal boy from normaltown! I bet your background check has turned up absolutely nothing!"

"That's precisely the problem." Giles said in his serious voice, making me turn to him in surprise. "You escorted him to the admissions office this morning, correct?"

"I did." I said firmly. "So-"

"So when I checked the records room in the middle of this afternoon, I should have found at least the beginnings of his school file instead of the complete and total absence of any documentation." Giles continued.

"Buffy, my 'randomly Southern California' magic teacher turned out to be a gypsy and working for the gypsy clan that originally cursed Angel." Amy pointed out. "Which was a perfectly harmless and okay secret agenda to be having, yes, but she could have been like the demon-summoning frat boys and we'd never have known because we never looked."

"So after that I said to myself, 'Why not look a little more next time?'" Jonathan continued.

"And I can confirm for the professional snoops here." Cordelia said. "I've been hitting the grapevine since lunch and nobody saw your friend Billy in any senior homeroom or classes anywhere today. Apparently he only came on-campus to talk to you. So much for 'new transfer student.'" she air-quoted.

"Maybe he was just scouting out the campus ahead of time!" I said to them desperately. "Maybe he actually wants to be admitted tomorrow... in the admissions office... that he asked me to take him to and pretended to go in..." I trailed off weakly and slumped into my chair, banging my head on the table in frustration. "Urrrggggh! Does the Slayer thing have to take every single thing in my life and weird it up?"

"To be fair, we have no knowledge of anything supernatural going on with him so far." Xander reassured me. "We just know that he's a lying liar who tells lies."

"I told him you and I were going to the Bronze later tonight, and he said he'd meet me there." I said, my forehead still on the table. "Now I'm starting to wonder if I should pack extra stakes."

"And here I was just thinking 'You know, I haven't been to the Bronze in a while'." Jonathan said readily.

"It's a date." Amy agreed with him.

"It already was." Xander followed on hammily.

"You guys are the best." I said, looking up at them. "Even when I'm desperately praying you're all paranoid and wrong."

* * * * *​

"And that was the story of the ninth-grade beauty contest." Ford finished, my face practically blushing in infra-red. I started to weakly laugh all 'ha-ha! See, I can take a joke!' styles, only to notice that everybody else at the table was kinda staring at Ford.

"Wow, deliberately dredging up a massively embarassing story to toss it in her new friend's faces. That's not funny." Jonathan said flatly.

"It was a little mean." Amy backed him up.

"You actually had a crush on this guy once?" Xander said, giving him the stink-eye.

"Well excuse me for not being all part of your small-town Bible study group." Ford shot back at them. "It takes a sophisticated point of view to be able to laugh at yourself!"

"Un bon mot ne prouve rien." Jonathan smiled back at him, and Ford's face fell flat at... okay, I had no idea what Jonathan had just said but clearly Ford had.

"Laugh at yourself? But I haven't heard you say anything funny about you yet." Xander said with the sort of smile that's really just showing your teeth. "So tell me something funny about you."

"Look, I don't have to-"

"Let's not match dishonesty with dishonesty," Jonathan said suddenly. "So we'll be straight with you. Your story of transferring in? We know it's BS."

"You don't know anything." Ford said defensively.

"Cordelia hit the gossip network for us." Xander said. "You aren't actually in senior year, not even as a transfer student. You weren't in any homeroom today or any classes."

"And what would this Cordelia girl know?" Ford shot back dismissively. "Who is she, anyway?"

"Now I know you haven't actually joined our student body." I sighed disappointedly. "There's no way anybody misses Queen C around here, any more than they could have missed Tegan Matthews back at Hemery." Ford startled at the mention of our old high school's resident social sovereign, the rich popular girl even I'd had to show proper deference to despite having been Freshman Princess and being well on track to becoming queen myself after she graduated, as he realized just how deeply he'd ruined his own cover story with his reaction.

"Ford." Amy said, falling naturally into good cop to everybody else's bad cop. "You're one of Buffy's old friends and she clearly values you a lot. You don't need to lie and sneak up on us. Whatever you want her to help you with, we can help you with too. Just ask."

"It's none of your business." Ford said angrily. "Only Buffy's."

"Okay." I said, waving everyone else down. "So we'll talk about it alone."

"You sure?" Xander asked me.

"He's clearly not going to say squat as long as anybody else is here." I said. "So the most civilized way we can do this is...?" I shrugged.

Jonathan polled everybody else with a glance, then all three of them stood up and headed across the Bronze to where they could see but not hear us.

"Okay, Ford." I said as soon as they were out of earshot. "Make with the un-mystery."

"I know you're the Slayer." he began.

I almost replied "So do they." but at the last minute shifted to saying "How'd you find that out?"

"I found out just before you left Hemery. After all the weirdness, and the fire in the gym-" he began.

"Okay." I said, actually kinda relieved that we didn't have that secret between us any longer. "So, why does that bring you up here?"

"Do you remember Nicole?" he asked me.

"Yeah." I said sadly. "She died in the gym attack... oh no." I said with realization.

Ford nodded. "I saw her just last week. She was... sort of staking out my house." he said nervously.

"Damn it!" I swore. "I am sick and tired of putting stakes in people I went to high school with!" I sighed. "Look, this town is vampire infested central. I have to work late like five nights a week just to handle the overflow. I don't know when I'll be able to get back down to LA-"

"I'm pretty sure she'll have followed me up here." Ford said. "She was sort of crushing on me right before she died, even if I don't think she told you, and I think that might-"

"Freshly turned vamps can obsess on things they were obsessing on right before they died." I agreed with him.

"And I can't fight a vampire on my own." Ford begged me. "I need your help!"

"Okay." I said. "Tonight I'll walk you home, and tomorrow we'll meet at the Espresso Pump - in the afternoon, in broad daylight - and work out a plan. Okay?"

"Absolutely." he said, smiling at me in relief. "And I'm sorry about the whole 'transfer student' thing but..." he shrugged. "I didn't want anybody else in your new school to find out you were the Slayer from me, so I had to think of a way to approach you."

"And you did." I said, feeling like the biggest phony in the world.

Because I was. I'd left Hemery High over six months ago, and if Nicole had been turned on that night - which she'd had to have been if she'd been turned at all, because I saw her get bit that night - then there's no way she'd have waited this long before making a move on Ford. Unless there was some unique level of obsession like Spike going on, the whole 'working out your unfulfilled urges from life' thing was a fledgling phase they got over pretty fast. She'd have either moved on him already or stopped caring, plus the fact that he obviously hadn't been afraid of walking to the Bronze alone after dark tonight. And, of course, the whole 'transfer student' lie was ridiculous; if he wanted to talk to me without involving anyone from my new school all he had to do was go to my house. My mom knew him, we were in the phone book, and if he knew where I'd moved to and what school I went to then getting as far as my home address would be simple.

No, I'd long since learned enough about to think about and evaluate what I was being told to spot the obvious holes in stories. So as much as I didn't want to believe it, Ford was clearly up to something sneaky as hell. Which is why as I left the Bronze with him I made sure to wink at Xander, Jonathan, and Amy behind his back so they'd know to follow me, and counted on the fact they'd do it subtly enough that he wouldn't notice they were there. Because this was almost certainly some kind of trap, and we had to find out what kind before it caught anyone else.

Life had been so much simpler before I made friends with former teenaged secret agent people or fought vampires.

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Author's Note: Amy's actress is a redhead. Her character on the show is blonde. I split the difference with strawberry blonde.

Jenny's gypsy reveal? Totally different, because Jonathan already gave the group a precedent for 'So, you were actually a secret agent. But you're still on our side'. Also, her fessing up as a response to 'Angel may possibly be a threat/under threat in the future' is a much better time to do it than to speak up only after disaster has struck.

And yes, we blew right past Halloween with no magic. Psych! But really, it's mentioned right there in the jump-doc along with Ethan's name, and the instant you mention that name to Giles of course he's going to know what's going on. In fact, Jonathan has finally been prompted by that to go through the entire jump-doc again and itemize as many foreshadowing clues as possible.

So here we now we are in the middle of episode 2x07, "Lie to Me", but without Spike. As well as Ford being knocked notably off balance by this timeline's notably more professional and slightly more suspicious Scooby Gang. You can almost visibly see the moment where he has to abandon his original plan and start desperately spinning... and badly.

"Un bon mot ne prouve rien" is French for "A witty saying proves nothing", which is a quote from Voltaire. Jonathan was entirely going 'Pretend to be big-city sophisticated on me, jerkwad? I am actually Old European nobility, I can out-class anybody in this town.' Not that I speak a word of French, but poster 'ContemplativeWyrm' on SB did and was willing to correct my usage after I let Google Translate do the first attempt.

As canon was vastly unhelpful in giving me the name of Hemery High's resident Cordelia equivalent I just made it up. Nicole is a canon casualty of the final battle of the original BtvS movie, although highly obscure.

Lastly, the story about the old master sergeant is semi-autobiographical - that's exactly the advice an old chief petty officer gave my Navy boot camp class right after we'd graduated and as we were entering 'A' school, and I've never regretted following it. :)
 
2 - Buffyverse SB (Part 13) New
Jonathan POV:

Amy and Xander did a credible imitation of a boy and a girl out for a stroll and stayed half a block behind while I stealthed on ahead, keeping them in easy view. Ford seemed to be walking pretty slow and pretty loudly, and just about as I'd figured out he was deliberately trying to bait a vampire attack they got jumped by a pack of three.

"Ford!" I heard Buffy yell as he fled into the nearby alleyway while she was busy dealing with a double-team. The third one followed Ford in, only to for him to whip out a cross and back it off as soon as he was out of Buffy's direct line of sight.

"If you're still stuck here after she's done with those two, you're done." Ford threatened it. "Tell me what I wanna know and I'll let you run."

"The fuck do you want?" the vampire threatened him back.

"Where's the guy in charge? Who's the boss vampire and how do I reach him?" Ford asked.

"There isn't one! Your girlfriend the Slayer killed him and the guy who replaced him! It's every pack for themselves now!" the vamp said frantically.

"Shit!" Ford swore desperately. "There has to be-" The sounds of fighting began to die down and Ford stepped back and left the vamp running room to get further down the alley. "Go, go!"

Without a backward glance the vamp took off running, which left it wide open for me to leap down off the rooftop in front of it, use its own momentum to aikido throw it into the wall hard enough to bounce off it face-first and leave it stunned, then stake it before it could recover. Ford gulped in panic at me and turned to run, only to meet Buffy coming the other way and be boxed in between us.

Before he could begin to stammer out an explanation I flatly recounted the conversation I'd overheard, and Buffy turned to him with her face in a mask of angry resignation. "Ford?" she said flatly.

"He's lying!" Ford said desperately. "It's his word against mine!"

I spotted a trickle of blood coming out from underneath the cuff of his sweater. "Left arm." I pointed to Buffy.

"You're wounded?" Buffy said, grabbing his wrist and rolling up his sleeve to reveal a shallow cut on his left forearm.

"The vampire did that!" he babbled.

I leaned in closer and saw exactly what I expected to see. "That's a deliberate knife cut, shallow and perpendicular to the forearm. He almost certainly did it to himself in the bathroom right before he left the Bronze with you."

"Yeah," Buffy agreed, being herself an expert on edged weapons and the wounds they left behind. "So, you deliberately baited an attack..." she confronted Ford.

"To get a chance to talk to a vampire alone without being immediately killed." I analyzed, just as Amy and Xander reached us and lent their silent stares to our own curbside interrogation.

"You're crazy! You're all craz-" Ford desperately denied.

"Ford." Buffy cut him off.

"Whatever you came to Sunnydale for, you need Buffy to get it done and it's worth taking a serious risk to your life for." I pointed out.

"So you can either talk to us like a human being or Buffy can start ghosting you until the end of time." Xander backed me up. "And then whatever scheme you've got in mind is bupkis anyway."

"Whatever scheme I've got in mind?!?" Ford burst out. "What I've got in mind is not dying!"

"Ford, I save peoples' lives without even needing to be asked." Buffy said exasperatedly. "It's kinda what I do! Why the whole rigmarole and why all the manipulation?"

"Can you save mine?" Ford said to her with desperate contempt. "Can you make my brain stop melting? Can you make me stop needing to take pills every day just to be able to pretend to walk and talk without pain?!?"

"Wait, you're sick?" Buffy asked compassionately. "Really sick? But then why this?"

"Stage four brain cancer." he said brokenly. "I'll be lucky to have six months. And what they'll bury won't even look like me."

"Ford, I'm so sorry." Buffy said sadly. "But why- oh no." she realized.

"You wanted to be turned?" Xander gasped in shock. "Are you nuts?!?"

"Would it really be so bad?!?" Ford burst out. "Giving up seeing the sun again but no more pain? No more sickness? Young, strong, and healthy forever?"

I shook my head. "Vampires are demonically possessed corpses, not superpowered people. You die, you move on to the afterlife, a blood demon sets up shop in your carcass and walks it around from that point on."

"They have all your memories because they're possessing what used to be your brain, they even believe they're the original person because they're all freshly born little demonlings when they move in and kinda imprint, but it's not the original human soul." Buffy continued.

"That's religion, not facts! You don't even know for sure if the soul exists-" Ford began, to be cut off by Amy briefly conjuring up a small ball of floating light over the palm of her hand.

"I'm a witch." she said simply. "I can cast spells. I can cast a spell that detects human souls. And so I can say as a fact that souls exist, and vampires don't have any."

"Well, one vampire does." I cut in, and then cut Ford off. "But hauling his soul out of the afterlife to shove it back into his undead body required a curse of such epic black magic that we're pretty sure every caster of the original spell damned their immortal soul for eternity right on the spot. It's not something that should ever be done voluntarily ever again, and we damn sure wouldn't do it even if we knew how."

"Has he ever turned someone after he got his soul back? Would that create a new souled vampire that way?" Ford asked me desperately.

"He did once. And it didn't." I answered him matter-of-factly, already knowing about that poor dying engineer in the WWII submarine that Angel had had to turn because he was the only person capable of repairing the engines and getting several dozen other survivors to shore alive.

"Is there any magic-?" Ford begged us, emotionally crumbling apart as we watched him.

"If there is then I sure can't do it." Amy said sadly. "I'll ask... we'll research... but I don't think so."

Ford slumped over sobbing at hearing his last desperate hope turn out to be empty, and Buffy drew him into a comforting hug.

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Xander POV:

So, yeah. That happened. Turned out our new 'bad guy' was just a scared, sick boy our age and all he'd wanted to do was not die horribly. I couldn't even get that upset about how his plan was to try and lure Buffy into a trap for whatever master vampire he could find in return for a free turning, assuming he could score an introduction to a master vampire in the first place. That was probably because he hadn't even come remotely close to actually doing it, because normally danger to Buffy made me kinda feel like smashing things with an axe, but still.

When it turned out that Ford knew a whole bunch of stupid kids- I say 'kids' even though they were the same age we were, because I felt like a wise old grandpa next to seeing how they'd all dropped out and ran away and were chasing some fantasy of being some immortal blood-sucking love god from some bad paranormal romance- who had the same ideas about getting themselves turned and didn't even have brain cancer to blame their bad decision-making process on, we had the brilliant idea of sending our real unlive vampire expert to go lecture them on the lifestyle they wanted to join. Angel didn't have to get into more than explaining the average life expectancies of fledglings even in non-Hellmouth non-Slayer-protected towns and the standard pack dynamics of vampires to get them all to swear off on the concept.

Apparently being a fledgling vamp was like being in the chess club in high school, except that the jocks were not only allowed to stuff you in lockers but also beat you hard enough to break bones and sexually assault you and you didn't get to graduate for several decades. I hadn't felt any guilt about staking vamps before but now that I knew what I was granting most of the fledglings around here a merciful release from I'd certainly be putting a little more elbow grease into the job in the future. So hopefully all the would be fanboys and fangirls of 'The Lonely Ones' would now all go find something more useful to do with their lives, such as get back into high school. We gave them the contact info for various runaway support organizations in LA - Sunnydale didn't have any, for obvious reasons - and wished 'em good luck.

And Ford? A fast research run through the library and with Giles and Ms. Calendar confirmed Amy's first impression - healing magic didn't exist that could cure what was wrong with him, or if it did then neither magic gypsies, white witches, the Watchers, or souled vampires had ever heard of it. Buffy took Ford to her mom's house so they could talk, and Mrs. S helped cover for him to his parents with a story that he'd ditched up to Sunnydale so he could say good-bye to one of his oldest friends. Then she drove him back to his folks in LA to spend whatever time he had left with his family.

"I'm sorry I was a jealous idiot." I said to Buffy as we sat together on the quad after class.

"It's okay." she said sadly. "You were just panicking that something precious to you might randomly go away and that you'd be powerless to stop it happening. Trust me, I can really relate right now."

"Poor guy." I agreed with her. "I mean, yeah, his plan was evil and dumb and I should be mad, but... I can't stop thinking about what evil and dumb thing I might have done I if somebody told me that was it. That my time was gonna run out fast and there was no way I could hope to change it except by doing something evil and dumb."

"Somebody did tell me that once." Buffy agreed meaningfully. "And when I heard that prophecy, let me tell you that the last thing on my mind was doing the right thing."

"But you did do it." I reassured her. "You risked your life for all of us."

"I wasn't the only one risking their life." Buffy smiled at me. "And I had you to save mine."

"I know that people our age aren't even supposed to know what the word 'love' really means." I couldn't stop myself from saying. "And I'm pretty sure that I don't know. But what I do know is this thing we have, you and me? I don't ever want it to stop."

Buffy leaned over and hugged me, and I hugged back. "Neither do I."

We both held on and breathed deeply for a while, and then let go. "Okay." I took a deep breath. "I need to go do something seriously immature and frivolous right now. Care to join me?"

"You're on." Buffy agreed quickly as we both got to our feet. "Race you to the arcade?"

"Three, two-" I took off sprinting. "One-go!"

"Cheater!" she complained cheerfully, and then she blew past me before I'd even gotten to the corner.

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Angel POV:

"So, that's it?" I said as our heads hunched over the library table together studying the incantation that Janna had gotten for us.

"So it would seem." Giles agreed. "The calculations are clear. Your soul curse will end the instant you experience a moment of true happiness."

"Not likely that's happening anytime soon with the Sword of Damocles hanging over my head here." I muttered.

"Probably not, but can we rely on the centipede's dilemma alone for protection?" Jonathan asked.

"No." I agreed. "I've either got to find a permanent solution for this as soon as I can, or start hunting down a Mohra demon." I sighed. "And..." I yet again flinched away from the thought of becoming human again.

"To be fair, for as long as we don't know what prophecy requires the vampire with a soul or whether it's fulfilled or not, not like any of us wants some other poor bastard getting stuck with that job." Jonathan threw me a life-line.

"Absolutely." I nodded. "Right. Okay, I'm going to have to leave Sunnydale for a while."

"What are you planning?" Janna asked me.

"You know about Asphyx Demons?" I asked the room.

"Vaguely." Giles said. "Powerful demon shamans, who offer boons in return for... passing some sort of ordeal?"

"The Demon Trials." I nodded. "The important part is, they're one of the few real experts in soul magics I know of in the demon underworld."

"Do you know where to find one?" Jonathan asked.

"No." I said. "But-"

"Help! Help! Somebody please!" I heard a voice yelling from just on the other side of the exterior door.

"Someone's in trouble!" I said, and everybody followed me as I ran to the door. As I yanked it open I saw a middle-aged man being strangled by a woman- no, an animated corpse, seeing as how only one of them had a heartbeat or warm blood. I stepped forward and matter-of-factly necksnapped the zombie-

"Deirdre!" I dimly heard Giles yell as I suddenly doubled over with agony. Something was clawing at my guts from the inside out-

After a long minute of everything being kinda blurry I got back up. By that point the corpse of the zombie I'd killed had dissolved into goo.

"Oh no," the man was moaning. "The Sleepwalker is loose- with it's body destroyed it would automatically leap into the nearest unconscious or dead body-"

"Oh, that explains it." I said as I groaned and started to walk off the cramped muscles. "The attempted demonic possession must have run into my already ongoing demonic possession."

"So who won?" Jonathan asked amusedly.

"Not this 'Sleepwalker' guy." I smiled back, to the mutual astonishment of Giles and the man we'd rescued.

"Rupert...?" he asked Giles.

"Ah." Giles said dryly. "Philip, this is Angel, our resident souled vampire. Angel, my old friend Philip from... London." he trailed off weakly.

"Oh, this sounds like it's going to be an interesting story." Janna teased him.

"Quite." Giles said resignedly.

But as it turned out, cleaning up Giles' old mess from his youth had basically been already finished and by pure accident. The demon Eyghon was fairly menacing within its limited sphere but it was nowhere near as bound to the material plane as the blood demon within me was, and it didn't know how to exit a host except by either being formally banished or by consuming the host from within. I don't know if Eyghon had simply never jumped bodies while a vampire was standing closest to it before or if my possessing a soul had confused its targeting somehow, but either way Angelus had made pretty short work of it after it had leapt into me. My inner demon might only be a couple centuries old but it had always been an overachiever.

So, outside of Giles' embarassment in having to admit that he'd had a rebellious youth period where he'd temporarily been a demon-summoning warlock after dropping out of Oxford until the death of one of their group from having lost control of a summoning of Eyghon scared him straight again, that particular case was wrapped up pretty handily. Huh. No wonder he'd been so reluctant to help either of our young witches with trying to initiate into white magic; he didn't feel he could after his own youthful dabblings, even if he'd since repented.

At any rate, we had a few quiet weeks after that while I kept doing my best to turn up leads on where I could find an Asphyx Demon. When I finally got one... well, the group hadn't really needed me for anything other than normal patrolling since we'd dealt with Spike, except for the bit of serendipity that had let me deal so easily with Egyhon. So I could afford to take a trip outside of Sunnydale.

"I already had Giles help me file all the paperwork." I said to Jonathan. "If I don't come back, it's all yours."

"It's that dangerous?" he asked me.

"The Demon Trials?" I shrugged. "There's a risk of death, yes. But there's a risk of death in hunting too."

"And the comparative risk factor is?" he inquired maturely.

"... I have no idea." I admitted. "What few stories are available about them only talk about the survivors. I have no clue about how many might have tried them and not lived long enough to talk about it." I admitted.

"And that's assuming you can even find them in the first place." Jonathan said. "So far all you've got for a lead is 'Africa'. That's a big continent."

"Well, it's not like I don't have time." I countered.

"I could still come with." Jonathan offered. "You know why I don't really need the high school diploma. And Buffy's more than got the everyday-"

"You couldn't help me in the Trials anyway." I pointed out reasonably. "And if I'm going to be gone then you need to be here and available for the not everyday. As well as being here for the people important to you."

"You know, you've never really had an opinion on that before..." Jonathan led off.

"That's not really something I'm an expert on." I admitted. "But..." I nodded. "Neither of you can be accused of going into this without your eyes open." I said supportively. "And neither of you did it for shallow reasons. However long your fate allows it to last, however it might end, I choose to believe that you'll both ultimately walk away richer for the experience."

"So did we." Jonathan agreed. "All right." he sighed. "I assume you said your goodbyes to everyone else?"

"Yeah." I agreed. "Take care of yourself." I told him, and we shook hands.

"Clear skies." he nodded to me. "And until we meet again."

I hoisted my luggage and headed into the airport terminal. The right timing on a cross-country flight would put me in New York before dawn, and once there I could find a maritime connection for sunlight-free travel across the Atlantic. Once I was in North Africa there were other channels that I could make inquiries on, ways to move covertly...

As the plane took off I sat back and reflected on the sheer bizarreness of it all. Almost a century ago, the Kalderash had forced my soul back upon me as a curse, something that had almost driven me insane with guilt for decades. And now here I was busy chasing the fragments of a legend to try and keep that soul forever, because it had somehow become a blessing I didn't want to give up.

I guess that even if you were up to potentially live forever, you'd still never really know what the future would bring.

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Willow POV:

I left Angel's house with several of the magic books in my backpack and grinned to myself. With Angel out of town I had basically free rein of the book collection any time that I knew in advance Jonathan was guaranteed to be out. And since I was the person who helped Giles organize the patrol schedules I got to know everybody's schedule, so it was a snap to always know when Jonathan was scheduled to be patrolling... or when he took an evening off to go out with Amy.

Okay, maybe it was a little sneaky to borrow books without asking but that was just what friends did, right? And Ms. Calendar had basically slowed down the training of both of us what with all the other research projects that the group had started up recently about demons and artifacts and things that Giles had somehow gotten some long-range warnings about, so hey, I didn't want to get stale or anything. Maybe Amy felt like slacking off now that she'd finally landed her boyfriend but all that meant was I'd have a chance to catch up.

Ms. Calendar had really gotten on everybody's case about 'magic addiction' in the past few weeks, so I'd been doing my best to look it up. As near as I could tell it only happened in a very small bunch of cases or if you deliberately went for certain very specialized forms of magic. I mean, turns out that Giles and his college dropout buddies used to summon a demon into their bodies to literally get high but they weren't walking around all addicted to magic now, were they? And wow, talk about a shocker to find out about the secret pasts of stuffy grown-ups. If that was the sort of thing Giles did when he was close to our age then what did Ms. Calendar do? Especially with the whole gypsy thing and all.

Anyway, I always knew that Angel was holding back some of the good stuff and now I knew that he was. Not that were any huge Black Magic Books Of Ending The World in here or anything but honestly, a chance to get into some actual advanced magic theory instead of just the basic crystal-waving stuff that was all they thought we were good for was a good thing, right? We all had to work as hard as we could to get better, right? And what with the recent project of analyzing Angel's curse and everything they'd had to special-order some of the honest-to-goodness Thoth-Hermetic spellcrafting grimoires, with actual decanic correspondences and advanced astrological modifiers and everything. I couldn't wait to start trying to mathematically analyze some of this stuff!

But all that could come later. For right now I just needed to get these books home and safely stashed before I headed out on my own date night. And hey, what with Angel just having left on his trip to Africa Jonathan would probably think he'd taken them along so I wouldn't even have to give them back for months and months!

Yup, things were finally looking up for me.

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Author's Note: Not that it forgives all of Joss' overuses and less well-written uses of the trope, but I do at least partially get why he made the Scooby Gang the dysfunction junction that it was. If you clearly away most of their own-goals then you also lose a goodly portion of their plots. Just look at how quickly and easily they ripped through "Lie to Me" (2x07) and "The Dark Age" (2x08), for example. At least Ford gets a more sympathetic, if no less lethal, ending.

Really, when the time compression starts - as it kinda has begun to already - a primary impetus behind it will be that most of the actual adventures are now turning into 'and then the Scooby Gang rolled out to shitstomp the opposition yet again'. They're notably more competent and focused than they were at this point in canon, and have double their canon magical support as well as the just a wee bit overpowered MC. Only the really tough battles will actually still be tough at all the way they're going.

The description of what it's like to be a fledgling vamp is from @dogbertcarroll's "Mirror Mirror", gleefully stolen with attribution. And yes, that's a variant of the conversation from "Inca Mummy Girl" moved to this episode, because it didn't really come up there in this timeline but would here.

The Demon Trials are canonical; they're how Spike got his soul back after season 6. So of course they're also useful for getting Angel a permanent, curse-free ensouling.

As for my headcanoning on 'magic addiction', it was a horribly handled plot element on the show and made no sense. So fanfic authors have two main choices. They can either ignore it entirely or if they're actually going to grapple with that plot point then they can start coming up with rationalizations.
 
2 - Buffyverse SB (Part 14) New
Jonathan POV:

I'd kept the Spark on a very very tight leash ever since I'd entered this jump. It wasn't just that I'd been worried about my problematic emotional balance combining with Sparking out, although that had been a concern. No, what had really worried me was the charismatic effects. In Europa the society had been adapted around it; people knew what to expect from and around Sparks. Minions essentially voluntered for the job, because anybody who didn't want to end up minion'ing already knew to leave. And it barely worked at all on the strong-willed because they knew what they needed to focus their willpower against.

But in Sunnydale? No one had ever so much as heard of Sparks - even the Girl Genius webcomic wouldn't start coming out until around 2005. Even if I explained to them all up front that still wouldn't be more than just being told in an academic sense. Nowhere near sufficient prep. And the wording of the perk in the GG jump-doc was ambiguous enough it could just be 'you are charismatic' or it could be 'you are basically mind controlling people straight up'... and it was that ambiguous in the actual webcomic as well, so that wasn't any help!

So yes, I would have to experiment sometime with exactly what the mental effects of the Spark were on baseline inhabitants of other jumps than Europa. But now was not a good time. Not when I was afflicted a Drawback for having the emotional maturity of a teenager, was surrounded by other impressionable teenagers, and was living on top of the goddamned Hellmouth. Charting the exact boundaries of any possible consent-dubious mental influences that I could wield could wait until a later jump when I was in an environment where it would be both practical and ethical to use some of the local inhabitants as test subjects. Because Sunnydale was neither place.

Still, that didn't mean I couldn't at least start trying at least some very basic mechanical engineering, which is why I was bent over one of the machine tools I'd liberated from Moloch's abandoned factory and moved into my workshop in Angel's mansion and busy trying to perfect a pneumatic stake-launcher gun when I got a visitor. A visitor- an intruder- that I'd never begun to notice until after he was right on top of me. Which given my training and usual alertness level was a clear indicator something unusual was going on.

"Whoa there, Captain!" said the nondescript man in the trenchcoat and the really bad hat as I turned around to face him with a fighting knife in one hand and a stake in the other. "I'm just the messenger!"

I levelled the tip of my knife at him. "What are you, and how did you know that?"

"Name's Whistler." the man said matter-of-factly. "I'm a balance demon. I work for the Powers That Be."

I gazed levelly at him, noting the complete absence of tells. Great. No way to tell if this guy is full of shit or not.

"Any relation to the 'Benefactor'?" I asked suspiciously.

"Oh don't get me started on that guy." Whistler eye-rolled. "His kind have an arrangement that lets them insert their 'Jumpers' into this corner of the cosmos to shake things up, but that doesn't mean everybody always walks away satisfied."

"So he does have limits." I said flatly. Well, if he knew that much then he was definitely something-

"Well, as far as you're concerned he effectively doesn't." Whistler said. "Entities like them never give Jumpers like you anything that would actually hurt 'em. I mean, would you grant anyone the power to mess you up if you were their power source?" he shrugged.

"But they're still not big-o Omnipotent." I analyzed. "Whoever or whatever really moves and shakes on the higher cosmic levels around here, my 'Benefactor' and whatever peers he might have at minimum find it more convenient for them to negotiate rather than just coerce. So they are still finite on some order of magnitude, even if nowhere remotely near mine."

"I can neither confirm nor deny that you're a pretty smart guy." Whistler grinned crookedly at me. "Mind losin' the hardware?"

I shrugged and put my weapons back in their sheaths. "So, these Powers That Be. What's their objective?"

"They oppose the Old Ones." Whistler said. "They're the patrons of the Champions of the light side. Which you technically are, Mister No Weapons, No Friends, No Hope."

"So despite my Jumper status, you're here and talking to me anyway because you're loopholing." I smiled at him crookedly.

"Little bit." he said, holding up his thumb and forefinger about that far apart. "And yeah, there are strict limits as to how much we can squeak through that narrow an opening, but every little bit helps."

"So, what's my guidance from the Powers?" I asked him.

"Let the Mayor finish his Ascension." he replied.

"You want the bad guy to finish whatever major play he has going on?" I asked suspiciously.

"Hey, kill him all you want to after he Ascends and we'll cheer you on. But the way things are now, if he doesn't actually live to get to the finish line before you cap him then that's an entire century's worth of Hellmouth and a whole daisy chain of devils' bargains that's all built up but have nowhere to vent properly. And the backlash would not be fun."

"You're asking me to take a lot on faith here." I said.

"As augmented as you are or might become later on in your chain, you're still mortal. And the Powers are on the highest tier of reality in this local multiverse, forged in the inferno of creation itself." Whistler said. "Language doesn't exist to describe to you what's really up with their situation and your soul would explode if I tried to put it in there directly. I could give you an exposition speech all night long but you'd still have questions at the end of it that I couldn't answer; the only thing that we'd be trading is which questions you had to take on faith."

"Yeah, well, I'm technically in pawn to another entity entirely and a naturally cautious person besides." I shrugged. "So you've got more to work against."

"Ain't that the truth. Your mentor wasn't half as suspicious as you were." Whistler said. A part of my brain noticed that he'd delivered his official message but was still here. So, something he still wanted to communicate but I had to give him an excuse to bring up... wait, he hadn't called me 'Captain' for no reason, had he?

"If you knew what my rank was in the Wulfenbach Empire then does your Powers' bailiwick extend there?" I probed.

"Not even remotely." Whistler said. "I knew it because I can read your mind. You're here, so all the memories inside your head are here. But the whole sideways-to-time thing you Jumpers do where duration only exists for you in the jump you're in while on the chain? It makes it impossible for even entities beyond the Powers to synchronize with your existence enough for any 'there' to be there unless they entered the same conceptual space you did. So before you arrived we didn't know crap about you, and after you leave we won't know dick about what happens to you."

My heart almost stopped as I realized that unless I'd gravely misunderstood what I'd been told, Whistler had 'innocently' given away that the "Benefactor" couldn't monitor my thoughts or my activities unless he entered the Jump along with me. Because apparently my entire span of time within a jump occurred all in the same indivisible instant to him. I'd only have to worry about between jumps-

And then he 'just happened' to wink at the exact instant this thought crossed my mind... sonofabitch, I'd interpreted him correctly?

"So, anything else I can do for you?" I asked him. I still wasn't entirely sure if he was for real, or that he genuinely knew what he was talking about even if he was for real, but any hope was better than none at this point. And if he'd gone out of his way to give some to me, then I owed him something.

"Don't get too at home in Sunnydale." Whistler said simply, and in between one eyeblink and the next he was gone.

Well, shit.

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Amy POV:

I just barely deflected my attacker's punch with my forearm, his superior strength and speed leaving me feeling the shock of the impact all the way up to my teeth. Without stopping or wasting motion I immediately turned my hand over and grabbed their forearm in just the exact way you should while pivoting and pushing off with my feet, using that and the deflected momentum of his blow to send him sprawling on his face. Before he could get back up I shifted my grip to his wrist, twisted his arm up and back with just the right leverage, and put the toe of my shoe in his armpit.

"And done." Jonathan said, as I let go of him and he got back to his feet. "You're not trying to match strength with strength and you're going for blows that disable via nerve endings they still have, so that move works on both humans and-."

"What are you two doing?" Dad interrupted us as we were both standing on an exercise mat on their basement floor.

"Hello Mr. Madison," Jonathan said politely but without any particular warmth. Dad still wasn't entirely sure about him, which was ridiculous. Had he seen the average teenaged boy, especially any of the jocks, in this school-?

"Seriously, dad?" I sighed exasperatedly, having just come to realize how much of a setup this whole 'Allowing my boyfriend to come over to study with me, then having a 'sudden errand' that called him out of the house only to suddenly sneak up on us twenty minutes later' situation was.

Somewhat nonplussed at having caught us with our clothes not only still on but fully buttoned and with a perfectly valid explanation for being flushed and sweaty, Dad waved us upstairs to the kitchen. I got everybody some Cokes out of the fridge and we sat down for the talk. "So, do you two 'wrestle' a lot?" Dad began clumsily.

"With all due respect sir, subtle you are not." Jonathan couldn't resist himself from deadpan snarking.

"Dad." I plaintively said again. "Jonathan's the school wrestling champion and he does advanced martial arts out of school. He's legitimately teaching me self-defense."

"How advanced?" he probed.

"Mixed martial arts doesn't really have a belt system." Jonathan explained. "But I was one of the younger instructors, not just a student, at the last studio I studied at before moving here."

"So, you like to hit people?" Dad replied suspiciously.

"Wrestling's fun." Jonathan agreed. "Strength, speed, skill, somebody wins and somebody loses, but nobody actually gets hurt. I like working out and I enjoy the competition."

"Does Amy?" Dad asked him.

"I like resting assured that the next guy who comes at me like that creep in the parking lot did will end up flat on his butt and asking who got the number of that bus." I answered for myself. "Dad, this isn't like what Mom did making me exercise all the time, okay? I volunteered!"

Dad sighed and actually looked embarassed, but continued to Jonathan. "Do you understand that I just want to make sure my daughter is all right?"

"Of course." Jonathan agreed.

"Then can one of you please tell me what you're up to?" he begged us.

"We're not up to anything." I insisted, feeling kinda hurt at his mistrust. And also feeling kinda guilty because the whole Slaying thing and practicing magic were both definitely things that I was doing but also hiding...

"Sweetheart, you're both sixteen going on seventeen." he said wisely. "It's impossible for you to not be up to something. My own list of things I was up to in junior year would fill the encyclopedia of bad teenaged decisions. I don't want you to repeat any of my mistakes."

"And we just said that's what we're doing, but you don't believe us!" I insisted more loudly.

Jonathan threw me a meaningful look past my dad's shoulder, that I was pretty confident in interpreting as Do you want to tell him about the Slaying like Buffy told her mom?

I didn't dare shake my head with my dad looking right at me, but I threw a quick 'Nuh-uh!' wave at Jonathan under the table. He nodded very minimally.

Dad turned away from me to give Jonathan the menacing glare, which was... really not going to work. Jonathan wasn't bristling with confrontation or anything, but he had the sort of willpower where if you gave him a Green Lantern ring he could bounce the Death Star.

"Is there anything you want to tell me?" Dad tried to interrogate him.

"There's two questions I'd like to ask you," Jonathan said after a long thoughtful pause, "even if they're maybe kind of harsh. May I?"

"Take your best shot." Dad rose to the challenge.

"Question one: Do you have any substantial evidence that your daughter is lying to you?" Jonathan began, and mercilessly drove right over Dad's involuntary response. "Question two: Are you willing to accuse her of lying without any?"

Uh-oh. The two most important guys in my life were both feeling super protective of me right now, and neither one was going to back down an inch. I had to defuse this before it exploded and I had to do it right now.

"Jonathan!"
I reproved him sharply, with a guilty twitch inside as I did it because honestly? He wasn't the one being irrational here. I really hoped he understood what I was trying to do-

-especially seeing as how it didn't work, given that after Dad visibly took a long couple of breaths to get ahold of his temper again the only thing he said to Jonathan was "Get out."

Jonathan rose without another word to him and turned to me, his face softening. "See at you school tomorrow?"

"Of course." I smiled at him the way I always did.

"Mr. Madison." Jonathan said neutrally, his face turning hard again, and he left. I didn't get up from the kitchen table.

"I don't like the influence that boy has over you." Dad said as he came back.

"I don't like that you're trying to run off the nicest boy I could possibly find in the school!" I retorted. "Do you want me to be a nun?"

"Amy, the last boy you dated before him tried to assault you." Dad said frantically. "You had to be rescued from that frat house! A frat house full of literal serial killers!"

"Yes, by Jonathan!" I shot back. "And all my other friends, who came looking for me once they knew me and Cordelia were late! And I didn't even pick those guys, she did!"

"And why didn't I know you were late and where to come look for you?" Dad came back.

"... because I'd told you I was going over to Cordelia's house for a girls' night." I muttered guiltily.

"And now that I think about it, why didn't your self-defense lessons help you then?" he probed suspiciously.

"There was a whole bunch of them?" I said embarassedly. "And they had swords?"

"All that's not really giving me much confidence in your judgment here, honey." Dad replied knowingly.

I bit my tongue to keep from shouting at him. I fought for calm, like I did when I meditated, like I did when I did my drills-

"Dad, in five minutes you first implied that I was lying and then you implied that I was dumb." I said as calmly as I possibly could. "And that really hurt. I get that you want to keep me safe, I get that way more bad stuff has happened to me than average for girls my age, but I'm still here, okay?" I tried to project as much confidence as possible. "And I'm not going anywhere bad. I don't want to, and I know how not to."

"I was sure of that once too." Dad said sadly. "And then I screwed everything up."

Don't say it, Amy, don't say it-

"Am I grounded?" I eventually asked, because I was stuck for any way to salvage this conversation and decided that we might as well junk it for the night.

Dad shook his head. "Just... be more careful, please?" he asked me desperately.

"I will." I said sadly, and gave him a little hug before I went upstairs to my room.

Ugh! Sometimes Dad was so frustrating! Yet again I felt a surge of gratitude that the first martial art Jonathan had taught me was Tai Chi. The actual combat value of it wasn't as great as some of the things he'd taught me later, but the mental focusing part of it was invaluable.

Especially when I kept getting more and more afraid that Dad was trying to stuff me in the same kind of box that Mom had wanted me to be in, even if for totally different reasons.

* * * * *​

"You know, I always wondered how you explain these 'tutoring sessions' to your dad when he knows you're not really a computer person and Ms. Calendar is the computer teacher." Willow said to me while we were waiting for our magic lesson after school the next day.

"I told him that she's tutoring me in math." I answered. "And that she was more approachable than the math teacher."

"Speaking of, how are you getting tutored up in math?" Willow asked. "Because you did kinda almost fail at it before and I know you're not asking me."

"Jonathan," I said with a little smile. "Did you know he can actually do calculus in his head?" I continued.

"Sometimes I wonder if he's using enhancement spells," Willow said slyly. "How can somebody be so good at everything otherwise?"

"You can do calculus in your head." I fired back with a little bit of edge. "And that was before you learned you were a witch."

"Yeah, but I'm not a champion athlete too." Willow groused.

"Look, just because you're not built for weightlifting contests doesn't mean you can't do something." I encouraged her. "You've got good reflexes and good alertness-"

"So, your dad's still being a paranoid?" Willow interrupted me. Jonathan had done his usual stoic but I'd vented about it at lunch today, so everybody knew.

"Ugh." I eye-rolled. "I really wish I could tell Dad about the supernatural, like Buffy finally told her mom. It would make things so much easier. As is, he's got just enough on the ball to know that I'm holding something back but he can't remotely guess what. And what little he does know about what's happened to me recently just makes all his guesses even more horrible mental images than they'd otherwise be."

"Isn't there anything you can do about that?" Willow asked me.

"Like what, tell him?" I sighed. "I don't know exactly how much he knew about my mom but I'm sure he at least suspected the whole black magic thing, if only in hindsight. If I so much as mention that I'm doing spells to my dad then I'll probably end up in a boarding school in Alaska."

"No, I meant..." Willow twiddled her fingers. "Help him not worry so much?"

"What, you mean magically?" I asked her, mouth agape. "No way!"

"I'm not saying enthrall him like you were some master vampire or anything," Willow said. "Just, y'know, calm him down a little?" Willow trailed off.

"If there was a spell that could actually substitute for therapy then I'd have asked Ms. Calendar to hit me with it instead of going to counseling." I snarked, and then my train of thought got caught up in the mental image Willow had just invoked. "... although maybe I should talk with my dad about finding him someone to talk to about stuff." I mused out loud. "Thanks, Willow!"

"Don't mention it," she said amusedly, and then Ms. Calendar came in and we got to work.

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Drusilla POV:

The stars were singing.

Mommy had been killed by the nasty boy when he barely even knew her name. Daddy was off across the sea, asking demons to forge him new chains to wrap around his old. And the nasty Slayer and her nasty boy had killed my Spike-

Oh yes, Miss Edith, we'd make them all cry while we laughed! Daddy had come and taken away my family, but then he'd given me a new one. But then the wicked gypsies had changed him, taken away his smile, and he'd left us. Mommy had gone back to Great-Grandfather who I'd never seen except in dreams, and Spike and I had made the world our oyster. Except we didn't have to open any nasty hard shells, because it was already soft and open-

But then we'd come to the Hellmouth. Great-Grandfather had died and the stars were mum about who'd killed him, whether it was the living or the dead or both together. So Spike had thought it would be a glorious thing to kill the Slayer that had fought Great-Grandfather and...

Oh, we'd chop her into messes. Yes we would.

But before we could do that we'd have to get our strength back. Prague had not been kind, and with Daddy off to curse himself again forever and without Spike to help hold him down we couldn't do the ritual that would give me my strength back. And so we'd need blood instead, ancient blood, the blood of one of our kind but one who only had one face.

Which is why we were here in the city where the new country had started and the colonies had started dying, to talk to the worst. And oh he was proud, and he was dull, and he didn't want to do anything but stay here and chew the ends of his old plots, but even when I didn't have any strength in my limbs I still had the stars to tell me things. To whisper to me what I needed to whisper, to help me sing to people and make them see what I saw.

Oh, of course Miss Edith. It's only polite to speak when spoken to.

"Yes." I replied to the question I'd just been asked. "This Slayer's a strong one. She fought the Master alone and lived when they all said she should have died."

"Did she now." the old one - perhaps the very oldest now that Great-Grandfather was dead - sneered.

"So she says she saw this?" the slave who was freed and made a slave again mocked me. "I can find you any number of junkies who'll see any damn thing."

"Fool." the old one rumbled. "Drusilla the Mad is a true seer. And with the Scourge of Europe finally fallen you seek a new patron, don't you?"

"It's a lonely world if you're a lonely girl," I smiled at him. "My old family's gone or gone. You have a nice one... can I join?"

"There is a place for any who deserve one." the old one said with a cruel smile. Oh, for all his words I knew that I would mean nothing to him except as a tool. But that was all right. He certainly wouldn't mean any more to me...

"Blood for blood." I insisted. "Your blood to give me strength, and only then do I lead you to the Slayer's blood to give you power."

"Then drink." the old one said, holding forth his wrist as I bent down to bite it. "Drink of the blood of Kakistos."

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Author's Note: Eee-yup, the PTB finally decided to send a message. Given that portrayals and speculation about the PTB are highly variable and highly debated in fandom and canon both, I'll just say I'm writing what works for me right now even if it ain't what anybody else's interpretation is, or even what my interpretation was/would be in another story.

As for my wordings on the Jumpchain meta, they are what the Powers That Be believe to be true in this story. No guarantees for other Jumpchains because I like to keep the exact workings of jump-fiat and Benefactor-tier begoobery usefully vague, not least because we're not freaking ROBs, just being able to put this shit into words we mortals could understand involves a lof of verbal handwaving and just pushing the "I Believe" button anyway. That's the exact point Whistler was making.

And ugh! I am never writing another Drusilla POV again if I can possibly help it! Luna goddamned Lovegood would be easier to write first-person narration for!

And yes, without the canon ritual to restore her strength being possible I had to fanwank something, so I went with "the blood of an ancient vampire also works". And with Heinrich Nest currently dust bunnies, who is the next oldest vampire in North America?

Oh yes, the Drusilla whackjob key translation - 'Great-Grandfather- is the Master, 'Daddy' is Angel/Angelus, 'Mommy' is Darla, 'the old one' is Kakistos, and 'the slave who was freed and made a slave again' is Mr. Trick.

And I'll be fair to Amy's dad - while he is verging on the wrong kind a helicopter parent all he knows from his POV is that ever since he left Amy she spent several years being emotionally abused by his ex-wife who was apparently a full-blown psycho and he'd never noticed. And then in just the last year alone his ex-wife apparently tries to axe murder his daughter and several other people, then his daughter gets mugged at the Spring Fling and misses the entire dance getting her ribs X-rayed in the emergency room, then her first attempt to date the next semester gets her drugged and set up to be killed and it was only a miracle she wasn't also sexually assaulted (remember that the police found the skeletons of the prior sacrifices at the bottom of the well, so "frat house date rapist serial killers" is the public version of events).

And he has absolutely zero knowledge of the real context behind any of the events, or any of the multiple ways his daughter has become an amazingly strong young woman, or any of Jonathan's characterization beyond 'arrogantly self-confident jock', because all of that information is all behind the Masquerade barrier that Amy's terrified to breach to him. So yeah, he's spazzing out a bit.

As for Amy's conversation with Willow and her missing the clue, Amy was a wee bit distracted with her own drama right now and Willow was careful to keep her suggestion deniably vague. And yes, Willow was subtly testing the waters to see if Amy was up to being her partner in magical crime, as it were. But somebody is firmly on the light side path, so no fellow padawan Dark Sidery here.

I found writing that exchange particularly amusing because by this point in the canon timeline Amy had already started her black magic moral decay by using memory charms to make teachers think she'd turned in her homework when she hadn't, while this one literally never even thought of using mind magic to make an obstructive adult turn a conveniently blind eye.

I know that the Girl Genius comic started publishing in 2001. The webcomic didn't start until 2005, though, and that's what Jonathan read in his original life.
 
2 - Buffyverse SB (Part 15) New
Mr. Trick POV:

So, crazy new girl had talked the boss into leaving Boston and headin' to the Hellmouth and that meant it was up to me to make all the damn arrangements. I managed to get him to agree to let me go on ahead with a few of the boys to set things up ahead of time. Now, this was a two-edged sword. On the minus side, since I had extra time to prepare the boss would bitch even harder if there was one single little thing out of place when he arrived. On the plus side, it meant I got to meet and greet the local boys without him talkin' over me all the damn time. Which meant there was a legitimate chance for actual diplomacy to happen.

And not havin' him along for the ride also meant that there wouldn't be any questions asked about my little layover in LA before I went up to Sunnydale.

"He'll see you now, sir." the secretary said, and I got up from where I'd been coolin' my heels in the big fancy waiting room and headed on in. Now normally I wasn't exactly the biggest fan of Corporate America or rich white people, but if there's one thing I'd learned as a vampire it's that you didn't have to like someone in order to do business with them.

And to give Russell Winters credit where credit was due, the man definitely knew how to do business. I'd first been put in touch with him a few decades ago when I was looking for a good money laundry for some of the boss' operations and lo and behold, turns out somebody out West had turned himself a big-shot banker type around the turn of the century and the man hadn't let bein' dead stop him from being an underground tycoon ever since. We'd kept in touch off and on since then; I was a little older and stronger than him as a vamp, but he'd started out with a lot more financial advantages than I'd had. Plus, I'd been picked up by the boss by then and he didn't allow anyone to quit their job except as an ash pile, while Winters had managed to stay freelance until he could build his own power base.

And sure, back when we were both alive a man like him wouldn't have given a man like me the time of day or even considered me a fellow human being at all, but it was just about time for the 21st century and you had to keep up with the times or be left behind. Ol' Russell here was one of the few other vamps I'd ever met who'd actually figured that out for himself, and he'd done very well by it. So even if he was a patronizing asshole sometimes we could still talk.

"You're lookin' good." I smiled at him, as I entered his big new office and we shook hands. "But what's with all the windows? Aren't you a little sunlight challenged to be havin' all that plate glass overlookin' the ocean?" Seriously, a giant glass wall facin' due west? It might be after dark now, but how did he not fry during normal working hours?

"Necro-tempered glass." he smiled at me. "Magically treated to filter out the harmful elements of the sunlight. Even if any of my mortal employees believed in vampires, seeing me sitting in full view of the sun during a daylight meeting would tell them that I certainly couldn't be one."

"Damn, maybe I should get some." I said, legitimately impressed. "How much does it cost?"

"As it happens, it's a product of one of my corporations." he grinned at me. "I make it on contract for Wolfram & Hart, as well as several other clients."

"The lawyer boys." I nodded at him in realization. "I thought your new skyscraper was gettin' a little tall, but if you're hooked up with them then that certainly would do wonderful things for the cash flow. But doesn't bein' their business partner come with a lot of obligations?"

"They do prefer that things be done a certain way," he conceded. "Quiet, orderly, and concealed. But their way fits my style, and it certainly pays extremely well."

"I wish my boss could go for more quiet and orderly sometimes." I nodded.

"Speaking of your boss, rumor has it that he's packing up to leave Boston." Winters nodded at me, his smile getting a little less friendly. "He's not coming here, is he?"

"I almost wish, just so your new business partners could teach him some manners." I grumbled. "No, he wants to move in up the coast. So I just dropped by to let you know we'd be neighbors and all, work out the boundaries in a civilized fashion, that kind of thing."

"The Sunnydale Hellmouth?" he raised his eyebrows at me. "Well, the good news is that I have no business interests there."

"Wait, none at all?" I asked in surprise. "It's like what, two hours' drive from here? And sure, they had their own big guy up there until last year, but didn't that position just open up? I'd have thought you'd already be movin' into the gap, and if not you then someone you'd already know and could tell me more about. It's why I came here to negotiate."

"Oh, but there is no power gap in Sunnydale." Winters shook his head. "Heinrich Nest was certainly the dominant vampire there, before his unfortunate end." Winters nodded. "But he wasn't the ruler of Sunnydale and he never was."

"You already mentioned the good news, so I'm thinkin' this part is what's the bad news." I invited him.

"Richard Wilkins, the Mayor of Sunnydale." Winters explained. "He's still human, but he's confirmed to be over a century old. And a very powerful black sorcerer in multiple disciplines, and with more simultaneous pacts than I've ever seen anybody else juggle outside of Wolfram & Hart themselves."

"Great." I said disgustedly. "So what's his game?"

"Nobody knows, or if they do then they haven't shared that knowledge with me." Winters shrugged. "I only know about him because my business partners at W&H made absolutely sure I understood the terms of his agreement with them. Which in summary are; he takes care of the Hellmouth and makes sure nothing happens there that splashes too unpleasantly outside his borders, and in return he is allowed unquestioned rulership of his domain."

"Shit." I swore. "So, I have to tell my boss that he ain't allowed in the 'Dale, or that he's gonna have to fight an entire separate war first before he can get down to tackling what brought him there in the first place? Now there's a conversation I don't want to have face-to-face."

"Oh no," Winters shook his head. "I'm obligated to respect the boundaries as a major associate of Wolfram & Hart. Independents like yourself or Kakistos are under no such obligation; indeed, Wilkins literally designed the town from the ground up to be very accomodating towards all sorts of demonic ecosystems. I have no idea how the man is profiting from such an arrangement; it's certainly not in mundane financial terms. But so long as you don't intend to try and overthrow him or interfere with his particular concerns, he might as well not be there."

"I'm assumin' you have no idea what those 'particular concerns' are." I said.

"Not a one." Winters nodded. "But I'm sure he'll be entirely willing to tell you if you ask politely."

"Guess I'm goin' to have to." I sighed. "Well, thanks for the heads-up. I owe you one."

"Leaving so soon? You don't even want to know about the vampire hunters there?"

"What, the Slayer?" I shrugged. "Yeah, she's there and she's tough enough to kill old Heinrich. That's why the boss is so fired up to get stuck in there in the first place, he really wants that trophy."

"And she also killed Lothos here a little over a year ago, just before moving up to Sunnydale. But what's of more immediate relevance is that several of my newer employees are refugees from Sunnydale." Winters smiled proudly. "Survivors of the Slayer... and all of her new allies."

"Allies." I tilted my head. "You mean she's got a crew besides her Watcher."

"And a very substantial one, by all accounts." Winters agreed amiably.

"So, I'm assumin' this information has a price?" I asked the obvious.

"Let's just say that I'm willing to make an investment here." he replied.

I started to smile for real for the first time since I got off the plane. Yeah, now this was my kind of language.

* * * * *​

Buffy POV:

I woke up panting for breath. That nightmare had been so real- the brutal cloven-hoofed monster, the smiling black man in the suit with thunder in the background, the beautiful pale Morticia Addams type suddenly morphing into game face-

Ugh. Who was I kidding? That hadn't been a nightmare, it had been a Slayer Dream. A real, honest-to-goodness portent of supernatural disaster. I hadn't had one of those since right before the Harvest.

I sighed and got up and walked across the bedroom to find my school supplies so I could grab a notebook and a pen. Merrick had taught me to always write down Slayer Dreams as soon as I possibly could before the impressions faded, and I certainly wasn't going to ignore that lesson given how Lothos had almost killed me because I hadn't paid attention to all the details in the warnings.

Unfortunately, there hadn't been much detail in this warning. Just 'Hey, watch out for these faces'. And when it came to sketching I was basically stick figure girl, so its not like I could draw a picture of them for Giles.

"Bad dream?" Mom said, apparently having noticed my turning on my bedroom light so I could write.

"Slayer Dream." I sighed. "Looks like the vacation's over."

She stepped into the room, looking more worried. "Going out and risking your life almost every night was a vacation?"

"That was just normal patrolling." I said. "No Big Bads involved, just me and the guys going out and dusting the fledglings. This kind of thing means we're getting a master vampire coming to town. And he's apparently bringing a whole crew with him."

"Buffy, you had to burn down the school gym to fight your first vampire that powerful." Mom said. "And you needed CPR after you fought the second one! What's going to happen to you with this one?"

"Hopefully less." I sighed. "But I can't outrun being the Slayer. There's no place in the world that doesn't have vampires, and if there was they'd probably follow me there."

"I know." she said, hugging me. "You and your friends explained it to me-" she shook her head. "But it's just not fair!"

"It never was." I said sadly. "But what else can I do?"

Mom didn't answer that question. There was no answer to that question.

And so when I brought the Slayer Dream up at school the next day, the grim outlook got even grimmer.

"The description of the female vampire you saw sounds familiar." Giles said. "One moment..." He went and rummaged through some of the books and papers in his office for a couple minutes until he came back with a sketch drawing.

"Yup. That's her." I confirmed.

"So Drusilla is returning to Sunnydale." Giles sighed.

"And she's bringing new friends." Xander chimed in. "And assuming that she's still upset about her dead boyfriend, then I'm pretty sure she picked those new friends for maximum violence."

"Almost certainly." Jonathan agreed. "Giles, if the first vampire Buffy saw is so old that he's mutated past human form then he's almost certainly in the Council records. There's not many of those around."

"No there aren't." Giles agreed. "I'll start inquiries right away."

"Who's the third guy?" Willow asked.

"Dunno." I shrugged. "Tall thin black guy in a fancy suit, that's all I saw. I'm assuming he works for our new Big Bad."

"Y'know, I've been working on a spell that might let you share mental images. So we could see these guys' faces." Willow replied.

"Thanks, but I'm pretty sure we're not going to miss ol' cloven hooves, Drusilla, or Mr. Fancy Suit." I demurred. "One we already have a picture for and the other two are kinda visually distinctive." Buffy said.

"Looks like we're going back to high-threat level for the duration." Jonathan said. "No more solo patrols."

"That's going to be a problem what with Amy's dad having gone into hover mode." I said. "Speaking of, where is she?"

"With her dad." Jonathan sighed.

"Yeah." I acknowledged that with a tiny bit of an inward wince, and we got back to the strategy session. "So, ideas?"

"If this new master vampire rolls into Sunnydale then he has to let the existing vamps know that he's here, who he is, and where and why they should pay tribute to him." Jonathan said. "Which is exactly the information we want."

"But they're not exactly great with the sharing," Xander replied. "Besides, what could we promise them in return for the info? Not to stake them? That's kinda against everything we do."

"If the Mayor's some kind of Big Bad then he'd be spying on the vampires too." Willow pointed out. "We could spy on him spying on them."

"How?" Jonathan shrugged. "You, Amy, and Ms. Calendar all report that City Hall has so many wards cast on it that it'd be impossible to sneak in there with hostile intent without setting off at least one. I tried bouncing a laser mike off the Mayor's office window; turns out he's magically shielded against eavesdropping somehow. You hacked City Hall's computer systems; nothing's in there but mundane city records."

"Would it be possible to tap his phone from outside the building?" Giles asked.

"I'd have to break into the phone company building for that, but it shouldn't be impossible. But given that City Hall has major sewer access and that most vampires don't have phones, what are the odds he'll be talking about this on the phone?" Jonathan shrugged.

"Boy, do I miss Angel." Xander said. "He was the guy we used to get the low-down on the nightlife around here. Did he leave you any of his contacts?"

"Just one." Jonathan said.

* * * * *​

"So what's in it for me?" Willy, the sleazy proprietor of Willy's Place and Sunnydale's resident demon underworld snitch asked us nastily.

"A hundred for the new master vampire's name and when he arrives." Jonathan said calmly. "Two hundred more for a basic Who's Who on his top people. And two hundred on top of that for his address."

"If this new guy's as old and powerful as you say, why should I stick my neck out?" Willy replied.

"Oh, we're not asking you for anything that won't be common knowledge." I smiled at him with extra teeth. "Just stuff we could have gotten from anywhere. We're paying you for speed, not exclusivity."

"I want that hundred in advance." Willy insisted.

"Here's fifty, free and clear." Jonathan handed it to him. "But everything else will be performance-based."

"Pleasure doing business with you." Willy smirked at us, and we left his bar.

"Ugh, I need a shower." I groused as we headed outside. Sundown would be in a few minutes; we'd chosen to hit Willy's before his usual customer base would start filtering in so he wouldn't be seen talking to us, but we'd had to wait until after he'd unlocked his door to get in.

"Willy's not even an honest snitch." Jonathan agreed with me as we got into his car and he started driving. "He doesn't stay bought. Never ask him any question that gives away anything you wouldn't want the enemy to know."

"Well, at least 'Hey, the Slayer doesn't like you and wants to put a stake in you' isn't exactly a secret to the vampire community." I agreed.

"No kidding-" Jonathan replied, and right then is when the world flipped upside down and everything went black.

I struggled awake. Everything was fuzzy and I felt like I'd been wrapped in warm cotton. I hadn't felt this awful since the Master had almost drowned me-

The mouthful of water that choked me when I tried to inhale let me know that I actually was drowning again. I admit it, I totally freaked out when that hit me. I was so lucky that I was the Slayer because that meant I was able to rip my seat belt free by sheer strength when I frantically tried to get out of the car seat, because for a little while there I was so panicked that I'd honestly forgotten how to hit the release button-

Jonathan! After I remembered I wasn't alone I looked to my left to see that he was hanging limply in his own car seat, having been KO'ed by the impact. The driver's side door had been caved in by whatever had hit us and sent us flying off the road and into the lake, and he'd taken the impact square in his side. I knew you weren't normally supposed to move people who might have head or neck injuries, but that didn't apply when you were trapped underwater in a sinking car!

I popped his seat belt, braced my back against the car seat, and hit the windshield with the soles of both my feet as hard as I possibly could. Already weakened from the crash, it popped right out of the housing and I grabbed Jonathan by the arm and hauled us both up to the surface and swam us ashore to the edge of the lake. As soon as we reached solid ground I laid him flat and started checking him- dammit, Xander knew CPR but why hadn't I ever learned-?

I looked around hastily for anyone or anything that might possibly help, and saw the garbage truck that had apparently come speeding down the opposing lane to T-bone us right in the driver's side just as we were heading into the curve by the lakeside. My nostrils flared as I realized that we had to have been hit deliberately; the timing was just too exact otherwise. My suspicion became certainty as the driver's side door of the battered truck opened and the man I'd seen in my dream, the black man in the fancy suit, stepped lightly down to the road and headed up to the guard rail to stand smirking at me from above.

"Bang." the man- no, the vampire, because he'd just morphed momentarily into game face to taunt me- said cockily, pointing at me with his finger like a kid playing make-believe with a gun. "It would've been as easy as that, Slayer."

I reached for my stake and snarled at him. One of my best friends was dying here, so I'd have to be really really quick. "Either get on with it or get lost!" I screamed. "I don't have time for you right now!"

The whoop-whoop of approaching sirens cut off whatever he was going to say, and he just nodded at me instead. "Catch you later, then." he said cheerfully before taking off. He'd just made it into the bushes when the cop car pulled up and the policeman got out.

"Help me!" I yelled up from the embankment. "He's not breathing!"

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Amy POV:

I couldn't stop crying. Jonathan had been one of the strongest of us all, and one vampire had taken him out so easily- he could have died!

"I'm-" I stammered. "I'm nowhere near calm enough to cast something this delicate right now. You can't go into a divination when you're so desperately hoping for a certain set of results that you'd convince yourself you were seeing things. Could you please check for me?"

"Of course," Willow agreed, and began to softly hum under her breath as we stood at the side of his hospital bed in the intensive care ward. She placed one hand on his forehead, and I felt the magic surge as she worked her spell-

Willow frowned, then concentrated some more. My stomach lurched as I saw the pensive expression on her face. Finally, she lowered her hand-

"Is he...?" I forced myself to ask.

"No brain damage." she said, and I went limp with relief. "But I don't think he's going to be waking up right away."

"Willow, after the doctor said that between the skull fracture from taking the driver's side window right into his head and the prolonged oxygen starvation there wasn't much prognosis of him waking up intact at all-" I forced myself to start breathing normally. "Just knowing he's not going to be a vegetable is miracle enough for me."

"Yeah." Willow agreed distantly. "You're very lucky."

I looked around at the hospital room. "I don't like the lack of threshold protections here. Any vampire could walk in, and if Mr. Fancy Suit is smart enough to steal trucks and stage auto accidents- I'm going to lay down the strongest blessing on this room that I possibly can and renew it every time I come here. Can you help me?"

"Sorry, I'm still kinda low from the probe spell." Willow demurred. "I'll leave you alone so that you can concentrate, is that okay?"

"Thanks." I told her, and after she left I wiped my eyes, took a couple minutes to ground and center myself again, and started my working. I might not have considered myself calm enough to get objective results from something as delicate as the mental diagnostic spell I'd asked Willow to cast for me, but all my love and worry could be channelled into a protective blessing to make it even more effective.

"Hekate, patron of witches. Athena, lady of wisdom and war. Artemis, who blesses the hunters. Protect this brave warrior who fights the darkness, who was treacherously struck down by a servant of evil. Bless this wise scholar who generously shared his knowledge, that he might continue to share with us in the future. Speed the healing of this good man that I love, that he might return to me safe and sound. I implore you all, hear my prayers." I chanted in the ancient tongue, consecrating my hopes and desires with all the will I could possess and all the magical energy I could channel.

I leaned over and kissed Jonathan's cheek as he lay there comatose. "You just get your rest and get better, okay? I'll keep you safe." I whispered to him.

"Amy, what was that?" I heard my father's voice ask from the doorway behind me. Darn it, I'd asked Giles and Ms. Calendar to distract him-

I turned to face him, my voice as steady as a rock and my chin held high.

"Magic." I answered him.

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Author's Note: You know, in all my stories before this I'd never thought to incapacitate my MC and see how the rest of the cast has to do without him for a while. And to be honest, when I originally wrote this one I was hearing Grand Moff Tarkin's voice telling me that I'm taking an awful risk here and that this had better work. *g*

Russell Winters is a canon character - who showed up for all of one episode in the AtS series pilot. Angel killed him as a bad guy of the week. But even if he's not an especially powerful or old vampire, he is a very rich and well-connected one whose schtick was, to put it in VtM terms, 'I dumped most of my dots into Resources and Influence'.

And as one of the very few other 'modern vampires' of the series I thought that it would be interesting to fanwank that him and Mr. Trick had done at least a little business before.
 
2 - Buffyverse SB (Part 16) New
Amy POV:

"Magic?!?
" Dad shouted, going wild-eyed with fear. "What, like your mother was? Amy, how could you get involved with that stuff?"

"I didn't have a choice, okay?" I yelled at him. "Yes, mom was a witch! I'm a witch! It runs in the blood, and I can't not be a witch! All I can do is try to use it the right way!"

"Casting spells on a defenseless boy? That's using it the right way?!?" Dad screamed. "Is that what magic is for, to you? To cast love spells on people?!? Did that boy even get a choice to date you in the first place?"

And that's when the conversation entirely took a turn for the weird, because you'd think that being accused of using black magic to mind-control Jonathan of all people would have made me so angry I couldn't see straight. You'd think that for my own father to believe even for a moment that I could ever do something so evil would hurt my feelings like nothing else. But instead, all I could feel was relief. My dad wasn't afraid of me because I was a witch. He was afraid of me because he thought I was being an evil witch. And that was- that was-

"Dad, that was a protection spell." I said gently. "I don't do black magic. I burned Mom's grimoire."

"And how could I know that?" he babbled. I tried opening my inner eye and... oh boy. His aura was overwhelmed with fear. Fear and doubt and what felt like old, old pain- a whole lot of things started to fall into place for me.

"Mom used a spell on you, didn't she?" I said sadly, sitting down in the chair at Jonathan's bedside to try and look less threatening. Dad was just one step south of a full-fledged panic attack right now. "To make you marry her right out of high school. That's why you ditched on going to college when you had that full-ride athletic scholarship waiting."

"You knew?" he said thunderously.

"I just guessed." I replied. "The way your very first reaction to seeing me casting was 'She's doing a love spell!' despite the circumstances, the way you looked like you were seeing an old nightmare coming true again-" I shrugged. "Dad, Mom was crazy and evil. She hurt me a lot, and now I'm finding out that she hurt you a lot worse than I'd ever thought. But I'm not her. And I don't ever want to be her again."

"Again?" Dad asked me suspiciously.

"Oh, right." I chewed my lip. "For about the week before she finally got herself put away, she'd cast a body-switching spell on me. That was her that tried out for the cheerleading squad again and everything, while she was making me clean the house and do her homework for her." I shook my head. "The part the specialists said about her going crazy and trying to live her youth again through me? They meant literally."

"Then how'd you-?" Dad asked me dazedly, having just gone beyond panic to confusion overload.

"Sunnydale is built on top of a powerful magical nexus," I began, "and that's a whole separate explanation later. The point right now is that Mom and me weren't the only two people in town who could cast spells."

"Mr. Giles." Dad said, starting to put together a couple pieces of his own.

"And Ms. Calendar." I agreed. "When he noticed there was a crazy witch running around school cursing people he helped undo Mom's spell and put us back in our rightful bodies, then he called some friends of his who knew how to keep crazy black magic people restrained and try to give them psychiatric treatment."

"Assuming that's what they're even doing." he said suspiciously.

"The important thing right now is that Mom was still casting spells even when she was in my body, which meant that technically she'd initiated and unlocked my own magical gifts." I explained. "So when I said I didn't get a choice about being a witch? I meant that literally too. Normally it takes an active decision to pursue the study of magic to start yourself down the path, but in my case that's just another choice Mom took away from both of us. My only choice was whether I was going to let her choices keep me small and scared... or not." I sighed. "Dad, I'm sorry Mom ruined your life like she tried to ruin mine, but we can't keep being frightened of her everything even after she's gone. And yeah, maybe I sound a little like a hypocrite right now seeing as how I was kinda scared of you until this evening-?"

"Scared of me?" Dad said, taken totally aback. "Honey, I..."

"I meant scared of your reaction." I corrected him embarassedly. "Trust me, I've been trying to figure out how to tell you for months. But-" I sighed. "It looks like that decision just got made for us. Because even if you hadn't walked in on me right now I was already nerving myself up to come clean. Jonathan's car accident wasn't an accident." I continued earnestly. "Someone tried to murder him. And they're probably going to try for all of us now too, which is why I have to tell you what and who to watch out for."

"What on Earth have you gotten involved in?!?" Dad sputtered.

"Quite a lot, I'm afraid." Ms. Calendar said from the doorway behind him. "We all have."

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Giles POV:

I hadn't used a sap for over twenty years, but it really was just like riding a bicycle. The leather-covered lead weight swung home just behind my unsuspecting target's ear and he fell to the ground like a limp sack of grain. I handcuffed his hands behind his back, hoisted him up and into the trunk of my car, and drove sedately out of his apartment building's underground garage with no one the wiser. You'd think a man in his line of work would be more alert, particularly after betraying someone almost to their death. But no, here he was driving back home from work in the morning without a care in the world. Much less with the slightest alertness spared for someone ambushing him as soon as he got out of his car.

I'd taken a sick day from work, so I had the entire day free to deal with this little human pustule as I saw fit. And out here in the old abandoned quarry and under the light of day we'd be blissfully free from interruption both human and demonic, so-

Willy sputtered awake at the dash of cold water I threw in his face. I'd left him propped up against the wall of the old supervisor's shack, his hands still cuffed behind his back.

"What the-?" he blustered. "Where am I? What happened?"

"Allow me to demonstrate." I said with a mild little smile. And then I swung my sap directly into his left kneecap with all my strength, shattering it like spun glass.

"AAAAAGGGGGGH!" he screamed, his shout of agony echoing off the nearby stone cliffs. "What the hell?!?"

"Ironic you should mention that." I said, still in the same serene tone of voice. "Seeing as how that's almost certainly your immediate destination."

"You're crazy!" Willy babbled. "You're completely out of your mind-"

"You almost killed one of the finest young men I've ever known." I said icily. "You almost killed my Slayer."

"I had nothing to do with that-!" Willy denied frantically, gasping and white-faced with agony.

"Nonsense!" I yelled at him. "The attack was almost immediately after sunset! He could not have been waiting for them the entire time. He would have had to know almost immediately when to move into position! Who was the only person who could possibly have told anyone at exactly what time Jonathan and Buffy left your establishment?"

"Look, Trick's a really clever guy! He must have had someone staking out my place! You can't just go around-"

"I don't recall saying who was driving the truck." I smiled thinly at him.

"... oh crap." Willy moaned.

"You're going to tell me who this 'Trick' is." I said. "And who he's working for. And everything else you think I might possibly be interested in."

"You gotta give me somethin' if I do." the little worm tried to negotiate. "I can't cross these people! You have to understand my posit-AAAAAAAAAAA!"

I lifted the sole of my foot from his shattered kneecap and glared down at where he lay. "Try again."

"Go to hell!" he blustered. "You're a white hat, a Watcher! You can't just murder me!"

That fatuous bit of nonsense got him his other kneecap broken. Willy was partly correct in that we couldn't go around casually disposing of people whenever convenient or else we'd be no better than the monsters we fought, but for someone to arrogantly assume that he could freely discard the slightest shred of human decency or scruple himself to unhesitatingly plot multiple murders, and then turn right around and beg for the protection of those same decencies when he was under threat-

Under the old Common Law, an 'outlaw' was not as commonly believed a person who was wanted for a crime, but instead one whose open and notorious defiance of the laws of the realm had reached such a point as to deem them worthy of being placed literally outside the law. "To be dealt with as wolves are", as one poet had declaimed it. Their infamy was such as to have forfeited all legal protections and any citizen in good standing was free to deal with them summarily as they saw fit. And right now, I could understand what had led my ancestors to adopt this concept in the first place. If Buffy had been the one driving the car they'd both certainly have died; Jonathan would not have had the superhuman strength necessary to free them from the wreckage. As is, Buffy wouldn't be discharged from the hospital until this evening and Jonathan might well be in a coma for weeks, or months, or-

Willy had fallen silent, finally beginning to understand some of the thoughts going through my mind from the expression that must have been on my face.

"As much as I regret to say it, we have more in common than I'd wish." I began in a lecturing tone of voice. "When I was a younger man, I was in fact much like you. I was short-sighted, and selfish, and entirely amoral. Quite the vicious and petty little individual, in fact. I cared very little for who I hurt or how so long as I was gratified or amused. And at least one of my friends died from that attitude, as I almost did." I smiled down at him. "That's a period of my life that I'm quite glad I've long since gotten over. But every now and then, something comes along to remind me."

"Remind you of what?" Willy quavered.

"Would you like me to show you?" I grinned down at him. "Or would you like to answer all of my questions?"

"Y-you won't kill me in cold blood." Willy said in desperate denial. "And you've already crippled both my damn legs! What the fuck incentive do I got left to not tell to you go fuck yourself?!?" he spat at me.

"Oh, you truly are a particularly stupid and obnoxious specimen of vermin, aren't you?" I said lightly. "I've already killed you. All I have to do is leave you here and it'll be a race to see what ends your life first; exposure, dehydration, or whatever passing demon or vampire first finds the helpless meal that I've laid out for them." I let that sink in through Willy's agony and panic, before continuing on. "What we're doing right now, Willy, is negotiating whether or not you'll give me sufficient reason to save you."

"S-save me for what?" Willy stammered.

"The opportunity to leave Sunnydale still alive and still with two working hands." I said, slapping the sap lightly into my palm.

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"Kakistos." I said to the full assembled Scooby Gang, minus our one absent and one injured member, as we met in my house. "An ancient vampire, only a century or two younger than the Master was. Formerly the dominant vampire of Boston, he's been reported as having recently taken himself and his inner coterie and abandoned his old stomping grounds to relocate-"

"Here." Xander said grimly. "So, what's this particular bloodsucker got?"

"Drusilla, for one." I said glumly. "As well as the particularly clever vampire who was driving the truck and set up the ambush, who apparently goes by the name of 'Mr. Trick.'"

"Oh, I'll show him a trick when I catch up to him." Amy muttered. "Did Willy give you an address?"

"They weren't foolish enough to let him know it." I replied. "As for Kakistos himself, he's very much a shadowy figure. His subordinates are all terrified of him so he's clearly quite formidable, but it doesn't seem to be the same dynamic as the Order of Aurelius was. It's apparently a more simple pack dominance situation."

"Less cult leader, more gang boss." Buffy nodded. "So, if he's got that many vamps all that scared of him and without a crazy vampire religion to give them all a big ol' bonding experience, then he's probably a real powerhouse."

"Quite likely." I agreed. "And speaking of power, there's a particular threat that we need to cover. You have all already briefed your families not to open the wrong doors-"

"Well I haven't." Xander admitted. "But the point is moot, because they're already aware of the night life in general even if they have no clue that I get involved in it."

"Mine are still out of town." Willow shrugged.

"My point was, with Drusilla back and actively cooperating with Kakistos then those precautions aren't necessarily sufficient. One of her favorite tricks when operating with Angelus' group was to use her mental powers to cast illusions." I pointed out.

"Oh great." Buffy eye-rolled. "So, warning Mom not to invite in any strangers is pointless, because with Drusilla making with the mojo then Mom could see Ms. Calendar standing there asking to be let in. Or you. Or me."

"Quite." I agreed. "We'll need to augment the threshold protections on our houses with some type of anti-illusion wards."

"Which will require designing some first." Jenny said. "Giles, did you have the Hermetic spellcraft manuals last?"

"I believe Angel did," I said thoughtfully.

"Okay, then I can swing by his place tomorrow and pick 'em up!" Willow said helpfully. "What do they look like?"

"Thank you, Willow, that'll be very helpful." Jenny said. "I have to go home with Amy tomorrow right after school to help finish explaining things, so if you ran that errand for us at the same time-"

"Here you go." Amy said, fishing a copy of Angel's house key out of her pocket to hand to Willow.

"Wait, we have a loose end." Xander pointed out. "What do we do with the snitch who helped set up the ambush?"

"Ah." I said urbanely. "After we had a productive and entirely civilized conversation, I persuaded him to leave Sunnydale for health reasons."

"I'm surprised he wanted to leave his prosperous little snitching business behind." Buffy said.

"Perhaps he changed his mind after the sudden fire that burned down his bar earlier this afternoon." I shrugged. "Still, I imagine the insurance he'll collect on it will help him with his travel fund." I smiled. "Or his medical expenses."

"Rupert, you didn't." Jenny said disapprovingly.

"I can neither confirm nor deny." I borrowed one of Jonathan's favorite phrases. "Now, as to the larger problem facing us-"

"How to kill a really tough vampire who isn't letting us find him until he's good and ready, while he keeps sending his minions around to ambush us." Xander said.

"Yeah, and they're not just all fists and fangs either." Willow said. "This time it was a runaway truck. What'll Mr. Trick use next time?"

"That brings us to the most disturbing bit of news." I said glumly. "Upon finding out that our latest antagonist formerly operated in the Boston area, I called a colleague of mine who lives there. As it turns out, Mr. Trick was well-known among the demon underworld there for his unusual fondness for modern technology."

"He does computers?" Willow said surprisedly.

"Modern technology?" Buffy said dismayedly. "Wait, you mean modern weapons, right? Are you seriously telling me that on top of having to go up against some big buff ancient vamp, I'm also going to be facing off against a vampire with a machine gun?"

"Unfortunately, yes." I sighed. "Professor Dormer had at least two confirmed reports of Trick removing various demonic rivals of Kakistos with firearms."

"And isn't it just so not coincidental that our resident expert with firearms and modern warfare is the first guy that Trick takes out!" Xander swore viciously. "How the hell did they know so much about us when we know so little about them?"

"That's a very good question." I said, struck to the core by Xander's realization. "How do they?"

"Somebody talked." Willow analyzed. "I mean, not somebody here talked. Somebody who's fought us before and lived talked."

"We didn't get all of the Order of Aurelius." Buffy realized. "The Master had them casing us out the whole time in-between me getting to Sunnydale and the Spring Fling, and they didn't leave town after I killed the Master. And Spike rallied what survivors were left for round two, but after we put him down what few survivors we left from that fight all cut and ran. I suppose now we know where at least one of them ran to."

"Entirely possible, but I don't think the timing quite fits." I mused. "But yes, clearly Kakistos and his organization have somehow been very carefully gathering all the information they possibly could before beginning to make any open moves. We'll need to guard ourselves as much as possible as we do the same."

"We're always outnumbered, vampires being vampires." Buffy agreed. "And now you're saying we're outgunned, and that's before we factor in already being down a man for a while. And we're on the defensive now as well!" she swore.

The room fell silent at that trenchant observation. Yes, we'd certainly gotten used to always having the initiative. Or if not, then at least having the ability to force the pace. But now?

"Until further notice, we are suspending normal patrols." I decided. "We'll just have to accept the increase in vampiric activity for the short term. Obviously we'll need to take corrective action again if we notice that Kakistos is creating too many fledglings, but for right now we can't afford to put any more of our frontline fighters out where they can be too easily picked off."

"We'll still have to at least camp the Bronze." Buffy said. "I can get skipping the cemeteries and alleys for a while, but-"

"At least that's a static position we know very well and can let them come to us," I concurred. "Perhaps we can arrange some kind of counter-ambush."

"It's a starting point." Buffy sighed. "If not much of one."

"It's going to get worse before it gets better, I'm afraid." I agreed with her.

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Mayor Wilkins POV:

"You couldn't approach him at all?" I asked Alphonse, one of my more presentable minions.

"It was like trying to walk into a church," the vampire replied. "That room had a blessing on it so strong that I could start feeling it down at the end of the hallway."

"Well," I said, legitimately impressed. "It seems Miss Madison has been applying herself very diligently to her studies. Her slacker of a mother had been a rather disappointing waste of potential, but it's so nice to see that at least some of the current generation still believes in hard work."

"Do you think that you can take the enchantment down so we can get at him, sir?" he asked. "Or do you want me to try and hire another warlock?"

"No, no, it was just a thought." I waved him off. "Recruiting Mister Fairchild as a high-level enforcer for our operation would have been very nice if we could do so without having his abduction openly traced to us, but it's hardly a necessity to our goals. It was just a target of opportunity for us to evaluate while he was temporarily defenseless, but since as it happens he's not defenseless?" I shrugged. "Then we just acknowledge and move on. That's how you stay successful in this business, by remembering to stay focused!"

"Yes sir." Alphonse nodded. "And what about Kakistos?"

"Mr. Trick was very civilized in helping work out a mutual understanding." I acknowledged. "But he also left the impression that Kakistos was sometimes a bit impatient and high-handed, and didn't always feel like he had to live up to the terms of an agreement his envoys had negotiated. So uncivilized." I shuddered.

"So do we ramp up, or do I tell the boys to pull their horns in?" Alphonse asked me.

"Kakistos could potentially be a long-range problem." I thought out loud. "If he's still in position during the critical time period then he might not understand just how important next year is, and might possibly disrupt the necessary balance of our arrangements. But that's next year, and this year is this year. So for right now I'm thinking we'll step back and let the Slayer and her associates have their chance, and see if one of our potential problems can't solve the other."

"Understood, sir." Alphonse nodded.

"Good man!" I congratulated him. "So, who wants a root beer?"

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Author's Note: Oh hey there, Ripper! Long time no see. *eg*

And amusingly, it actually is a coincidence that Jonathan was the one Trick took out first - Trick was just opening the dance with a major psyche-out and if it happens to deliver a helpless Slayer to him to feed on, all the better. (Note that the impact isn't likely to kill Buffy, and that Trick can always pull her out of the car himself if he need to.)

And yes, Willow just covered for herself with the spellcraft manuals she yoinked. She always was clever and lucky, even on the show.

'Professor Diana Dormer' is the mostly-canonical name for Faith's first Watcher, as mentioned in one of the BtvS tie-in novels.
 
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2 - Buffyverse SB (Part 17) New
Cordelia POV:

The next several weeks were terrifying.

It was one thing to know that you were living in a town full of vampires. It was another thing to live like you were living in a town full of vampires. Even after originally finding out about the things that went bump in the night, I still wasn't that afraid to go outside after dark. You kept up with your vampire-fighting workouts, you made sure to keep a stake and a holy water spritzer in your purse, you paid attention to your surroundings, but life still went on, you know?

After the new vamps showed up, all of that changed. In hindsight, we'd gotten really lucky with the Master. He'd been so busy working up to his huge apocalyptic open-the-Hellmouth ritual that he hadn't had any stage in his plans for 'What if I get killed before that happens?'. But this Kakistos guy wasn't an open-the-Hellmouth type, he was a conquer-all-I-survey type, and so he didn't keep his vamps all lurking around in hidden temples and doing rituals and waiting for the end of the world. No, he was all like Genghis Khan and putting his gang of vampires out in the streets every night for a show of force and encouraging the local bloodsuckers to do likewise.

Now by this point I'd become pretty good with a sword or a crossbow but the fact remained, these things were superhumanly strong and fast and I wasn't. Knowing what you were doing in a fight and having a weapon meant that you could still get one over on any vampire who was relying only on their strength and speed and otherwise just flailing around untrained, but that meant you only had an edge on newbie vamps. Any bloodsucker who'd survived a couple decades hadn't lived that long by not learning how to brawl, so going toe-to-toe with any vampire that had actual fighting experience was definitely not a 'plan A' for me. Unless you had Slayer superpowers there simply wasn't a substitute for having like a hundred extra pounds of muscle mass like Xander did to let you survive taking a couple of solid hits from a vampire and still be able to stay in the fight. That meant me not putting me in the front line versus any of Kakistos' gang if we had a choice, because he'd left all his newbies back in Boston.

So during that crisis my main contributions to the gang were me sticking to what I did best - gossiping and networking. I was the one who came up with stories and rumors to spread around school to encourage as much of the student body as possible to stay in after dark and avoid places where they'd get too easily picked off. I was the one who sold Principal Flutie on starting a new school program to institute a buddy system for traveling around town because of our "new motorcycle gang". I used what students were themselves good at gossiping to spread rumors to their parents to likewise try and keep as many adults as possible off the streets, along with people like Mrs. Summers and Mr. Madison doing the same among their circle of friends. I even helped find the other students who actually knew about vampires already, such as Xander's friend Jesse and other people Buffy and the gang had helped rescue from vamps earlier, and made sure they knew where they could all score replacement stakes and holy water. Not that we were encouraging untrained kids to go out after vampires but at least we could make sure they had something to fight back with if they got jumped.

And while that all helped, it was still like living life under siege. As soon as the sun went down you battened down the hatches and prayed for daylight. Even the parts of town that we weren't able to get any warning to picked up on the badness pretty quickly; life in Sunnydale got a whole lot tenser and more subdued.

The Scooby Gang only went out after dark as a team and when loaded for bear, and only for the most important missions. We did our best to use places like the Bronze or the Mall as a place to ambush hunting vamps and keep trying to put the fear in Kakistos' vamps like they were doing with us. We did a daylight raid on an abandoned warehouse where a large concentration of vamps had been holed up and burned the place to the ground with them inside after blocking off the sewer exit. And that was in-between dealing all the other weirdness, like Mrs. Summer's new boyfriend turning out to be a crazy robot serial killer - just his bad luck that our living at DEFCON Five right now meant that we were checking out pretty much anybody new who tried to get close to anyone - or the egg experiment at the high school turning out to be demon eggs, euch.

But for all the vampires we were finding and killing, we still weren't winning.

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Willow POV:

"Actually, that explains a lot." Oz said calmly. I'd invited him over to my house so I could do the explanations; Mr. Giles had said that we all had to warn anybody who was really close to us so that they'd know what to look out for.

"Yup." I nodded enthusiastically. "Vampires. Magic. All kinds of stuff."

"And you help defend Sunnydale from it." Oz asked me.

"Darn tootin'!" I said proudly.

"What can I do?" he asked me.

"Well, actually, fighting vampires is really hard and you need lots of training. Or magic. Definitely magic." I babbled.

"I get it." Oz agreed. "But you're telling me that we're all under attack right now anyway."

"We totally are." I said nervously. "This Kakistos guy just isn't letting Buffy get a good crack at him."

"Well, he didn't live this long by being stupid." Oz said. "You just told me that Buffy once solo'ed an even older and more powerful vampire than him. If you were him, would you want to just charge at her?"

"It makes so much more sense when you ask the question that way." I agreed. "No, no I wouldn't. But then why doesn't he just have his minions run Buffy again over with a bigger truck?"

"Because he wants the glory of being seen winning a dramatic one-on-one showdown with the Slayer. I'm a musician; I know about playing to the expectations of the audience." Oz said intelligently.

"You are such a genius!" I hugged him. "And Cordelia thinks she's such a PR expert. She didn't figure this out! But yeah, you're right. He can't just have his minions do all the work for him or else it's not him that gets to prove he's the biggest and baddest of the Big Bads. I wonder what his plan was if the car accident actually had killed Buffy?"

"Most likely? Mr. Trick would have dived in and pull her out of the wrecked car before she drowned." Oz said. "From what you said, Buffy's superpowers would probably have let her survive any car accident; the truck was intended to weaken her and scare her, not take her out."

"He's afraid that Buffy's stronger than him because she killed the Master, so he wants to fight her only after she's worn down." I realized.

"And with the car accident having failed - even if it took out one of her allies - he's trying to wear her down by running her ragged defending the entire town." Oz nodded. "Except Mr. Giles was smart enough not to fall for that and is holding Buffy back and conserving your strength, so right now it's a siege."

"Which means he's gonna keep stepping up until he finds something that does work to grind Buffy down." I groused.

"You're gonna have to find some way to bait him out on your terms, before he baits you out on his terms." Oz agreed. "Can I come to your next meeting?"

"Absolutely." I agreed. This was perfect. If my boyfriend, who I'd just recruited, turned out to be the guy who had the bright idea that broke our stalemate, then I'd finally start getting some credit for all my hard work around here.

And it would be honest hard work, not like some people were doing. When I'd had my chance to do my mindlink spell on Jonathan the first thing I'd gone looking for was the secret of his power, because I knew he had to be using some kind of cheats. And sure enough, I'd found it. The mental images were more than a little hazy because of how jumbled up coma patient brains were, but I'd clearly seen that he'd made a deal with some kind of demon lord or something for his boosts. That he'd been an average guy just wasting away in an average life before he'd wished to be an action hero and a supergenius, and that he'd been reincarnated into Sunnydale. There was also a whole lot of weirdness I hadn't really understood about where he'd been before coming here; he'd seemed to be older too, if not that much older.

But yeah. Amy's 'White Knight' was actually some older college-age creep who'd hocked his soul or something to get himself a second chance at high school and also to be smarter, faster, stronger, and handsomer than almost anybody else. And he went around talking about how honorable he was and everything! Hah! I'd have warned the group about him except that I'd have had to admit how I found out, which would have meant admitting all the magic self-study, which would have gone nowhere good and really fast unless Amy backed me up... which she wouldn't, because another thing I'd seen was that Amy already knew this much about him and didn't care. Ugh, what a hypocrite she was! Always with the 'Oh no, our magic has to be perfectly white!' and here she's all dating a guy who secretly made a demon pact. I should have known better- her mom was all about the black magic too, and apparently she had her own little taste for it! Or at least for guys who were into it, even if they didn't do the black magic themselves!

Well, fine. If Amy could secretly get into secret magic stuff while convincing Ms. Calendar and Mr. Giles that she was really teacher's pet all along, then so could I! My instincts that I had to set my own pace about studying magic and not restrict myself like the grown-ups kept telling me to had clearly turned out to be correct in hindsight; our grown-up casters weren't able to notice a genuine badness when it was right under our nose pretending to be everybody's friend, and Amy was being worse than useless.

No, some day soon Jonathan would reveal his true colors to the rest of the group and on that day it would be up to me to save everybody's butts. So I'd have to get as strong as I could, as fast as I could, and without letting any of the others know until after I'd finished doing it because otherwise they'd try to stop me.

But that was no problem. I could do that. I had witch powers of my own, and the biggest brain in school, and a cute supportive boyfriend who was really smart too. I had so much more in my corner than I'd ever used to think I have.

And you know what? I kinda liked it.

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Xander POV:

Oz had just finished explaining his theory to the Scoobies at our next meeting, and I'd backed him up. In hindsight this really was like, of all things, a Batman comic arc. Specifically, "Knightfall" - the one where Bane was intro'ed, and ended up breaking the back of the Bat. He'd been strong but he'd still known Batman might be stronger, so instead he'd stirred up all the trouble he possibly could to get Batman as exhausted as possible, and only then had he moved in for the kill. And when you looked at it that way, it was pretty obvious what Kakistos was trying to set Buffy up for.

Not that I actually mentioned I'd gotten my theory from Batman comics when I dropped this into the discussion. I wanted them to pay at least a little attention to what I was saying. What, I could learn!

"That's... not good." Ms. Calendar said worriedly. "We're on defense, they're on the offense. If Buffy's not as overextended as they like, they can just keep upping the ante until she is."

"Indeed." Giles said. "And what's worse, Drusilla has yet to take the field herself. Psychological warfare such as this - deliberately harassing and terrifying a target until they were mentally and emotionally exhausted - was Angelus' greatest specialty. We can reasonably presume that as the Scourge's expert in the mind arts, Drusilla was a talented student of his in this regard."

"Plus she's crazy." I agreed. "As in, supervillain crazy. So since the Genghis Khan tactics haven't started making Buffy crack yet, the big K's probably going to tell her to start with the horror movie stuff any time now."

"Great." Buffy said. "So now we're trying to predict the thought patterns of a grade-A lunatic. Isn't that kinda the definition of impossible?"

And right then the front window shattered and a flaming something landed right in the middle of Giles' living room. It hit the coffee table and burst, splashing all over and setting the couch and the rug and the everything on fire-

"Extinguo!" yelled Willow, and the flames damped out. Ms. Calendar grabbed the fire extinguisher and started spraying it on the embers.

"It's him!" Amy yelled angrily. "It's Mr. Trick!" And then she was up out of her chair like a shot and running straight for the living room window. An angry wave of her hand swept the curtains and the remains of the broken glass aside, and she leapt right over the windowsill like a hurdler.

"Amy!" Buffy shouted fearfully, her Slayer speed letting her catch up to just a few steps behind Amy. I stopped just long enough to grab my axe and a sword for Buffy, then followed right after them.

"No!" Giles was yelling at us. "Wait!". But Amy wasn't listening and she wasn't stopping, and that meant we couldn't stop either. I got outside just in time to hear the terrifying sound of a shotgun going off, and my heart leapt into my mouth at the thought that one of the girls might be-

I had virtually no warning of the ambush. Only the hours and hours and hours of training Jonathan had given me kept me from getting blitzed; I'd done an instinctive look-around as soon as I crossed the threshold to the outside, just as I'd done a thousand times before, and even that barely saved my life. Drusilla had been waiting just outside the door to catch anyone leaving the house to respond to the Molotov cocktail; Amy and Buffy's using the window instead of the door had saved them from getting jumped, but she'd gotten over just in time to almost catch me. As is, I turned my head just in time to see her leaping, and rather than try to stop or turn around I tucked my head in, dove forward, and let her overshoot and go right over where my head had been as I rolled across the grass and came up facing her.

No time to go axe-to-fang with her. There was at least one vampire out there with a gun and I had no idea of Amy's or Buffy's status. She came in grinning with her claws out and I feinted with my axe while I pulled a vial of holy water out of my jacket pocket with my other hand, popped the cork, and splashed it across her face. Drusilla flinched away as the water splashed across her cheeks and hissed and burned, and then she flicked a glance over my shoulder and ran.

"Are you okay?" I heard Buffy ask from right behind me, and I almost collapsed in relief.

"Are you?" I said, turning around to- thank God!- see Buffy and Amy both standing there unhurt. Amy was looking down, too ashamed to meet anyone's gaze, while Buffy was looking at me at least as worriedly as I had to be looking at her.

"Did you get him?" I asked Buffy.

"Them." Buffy said. "Two of 'em all dressed up like dimestore cowboys. I got the one, Amy burned the other one."

"I heard the gunshot." I babbled. "Nobody got hit, did they?"

"Somebody almost did!" Buffy said, turning around to yell at Amy. "Do you have any idea how lucky I was to be able to hit him with a thrown stake at that range? If I hadn't knocked his aim off, he'd have blown you in half! And then I had to jump him with my bare hands to keep him from following up on you!"

"I know!" Amy yelled back red-faced. "I know I-" she broke off. "I-" she stammered. And then Buffy stepped forward to take the crumpling Amy in her arms.

"I know." Buffy said gently, while Amy sobbed into her shoulder. "I know. If Xander had been the one in the car, I'd have charged off all crazy mad after anybody I even thought was Mr. Trick. He hurt your guy, and so you wanted to hurt him back. But that's how they almost got you."

"We'd better all get back inside." Giles said, coming up to us with a crossbow at the ready. Oz was flanking him with a large cross out, ready to hold off any more ambushers.

I picked up the weapons I'd dropped when I'd dived for cover and handed Buffy's sword to her. We all escorted the still-weeping Amy inside, and Giles locked the door behind us.

"Giles, I'm thinkin' Amy might need to be benched for a little while." Willow led off. "If her judgment is going wiggy-"

"Willow!" I objected. "Have a heart!"

"She's right." Amy said guiltily. "I completely lost my head and forgot everything we'd ever trained to do. And I almost got Buffy and myself both killed."

"Yeah, and you'll do better next time." Buffy reassured her. "You're too smart to fall for the same tri- tactic more than once."

"Amy, do you want to take some down time?" Ms. Calendar asked kindly.

"... it'd probably be a good idea." she sighed.

"All right, then." Giles said. "If you wish, then it'll be support duties only for a while. You're still doing much better with the consecration and blessing spell than Willow is, and we'll still need those cast and renewed on critical areas."

"I'm getting better." Willow mumbled disgruntedly off to the side, and Oz gave her a reassuring squeeze.

"Well, they're certainly escalating quickly." I said. "Car accidents, and now arson and drive-bys. We need to step up as well or else they're going to start forcing us on the run."

"Wait." Ms. Calendar said. "Maybe we should."

"What, run?" I said incredulously.

"As far as they know." Ms. Calendar replied mischievously.

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Mr. Trick POV:

Okay, I had give credit where credit was due. For the longest while I'd thought that the boss just sat on his ass and used his muscles to bully us all around, but you give him the kind of war that he actually knew how to handle and it turns out that he was pretty good at it. Guess it wasn't just luck that let him live to be so damn old.

So, yeah, we went old-school Mongol on these people. Shows of force in the streets, harassing attacks on places they felt obligated to defend, even the occasional terror raid close to home. New girl's idea to take those two idiot rednecks - the Gorch brothers or whoever - who'd signed on recently and go torch their clubhouse didn't pan out so hot, though. Still, it's not like anybody important was lost, and even though they'd missed their shot they did still contribute to the general atmosphere of terror.

But for once in the boss' life he was actually willing to be patient, and patience always paid dividends. By the second month of our campaign we could already see that the stress was getting to 'em. The Slayer was getting more and more reckless, pushing herself further and further out to desperately try and get a lead on us. Her sidekick did what he always did, followin' her along like they were joined at the hip. Their one witch had basically been taken entirely out of play, and the other one was keepin' her head down whenever she could. The Watcher was makin' inquiries all over town, visibly at loose ends. The other teacher had taken a sabbatical from the school and hadn't been seen around town at all for some days.

"So, you're thinkin' it's time for the next phase?" I asked the boss.

"Yes." Kakistos said smugly. "Lure out the Watcher. Take him and turn him. With his knowledge of the Slayer and all her allies, we will know precisely how to break them."

"You got it." I nodded. "Any particular bait you want me to use?"

"He seeks to purchase our secrets." the boss replied. "Have one of the informants he contacts offer him some."

"He'll bring the Slayer to the meet." I pointed out.

"When you have the time and place, Drusilla will know precisely when to divert her elsewhere." Kakistos replied. "Now go."

"I'm on it." I said.

And so we did the setup. I laid a false trail for the Watcher to follow, the whole 'meet me alone' thing and all. With the chance to buy Kakistos' location he was ready to jump on it, even when crazy girl managed to pull the Slayer to her mom's art gallery and all just on the same night. The witches didn't know how to fight in-close, the science teacher had cut and run... at worst the Watcher would have the sidekick and the new guy along, and that's why I'd brought backup and an Uzi.

Rather than try to lure him the hell out to some place in the ass end of nowhere he wouldn't be stupid enough to come to, we let him have the illusion of safety by setting up the meet on the UC Sunnydale campus. People all around for night school or out socializing, but still lots of nooks and crannies a man could be alone in. Rather than post lookouts the Watcher could see, I just paid off the security guard on one of the campus loading docks to go take a break for a while and then put a guy in the security office himself to watch the cameras.

"He's coming." my man said. "Up the alley from the west."

"All right." I acknowledged. "Tom, you go out and keep his attention on you for the meet. I'll swing in behind him once he's on the loading dock. The reserves wait inside and stay low unless we need 'em." I checked to make sure my weapon was loaded and chambered, then slung it underneath my jacket. I wasn't going to make that kind of noise unless I had to, but I wanted to be damn sure it was ready in case I did have to.

Tweed guy walked straight in, fat dumb and happy. Oh, he had his head on a swivel and all, but that's why I hadn't put out any lookouts for him to actually spot. All he saw was Tom himself, playin' the part of the informant he came here to meet, and I wasn't going to step out and reveal myself until after the Watcher had gotten down to business... there we go.

"I have the money." the Watcher said coldly, pullin' a big roll out of his pocket and flashin' it briefly. "Do you have Kakistos' location?"

"Lemme count it first." Tom said arrogantly.

"If you insist." the Watcher sighed, and handed it over. Tom smirked at him and started slowly going through the bills one by one, givin' me as much time as possible to close in.

"Evenin'." I said smugly, as I got up behind him. The Watcher turned around quickly, his face going through surprise into angry resignation when he saw me. "How ya doin'?" I grinned toothily at him, fangs out.

"Mr. Trick." the Watcher glared at me. "So, it was a trap."

"Yup." I said, as Tom stepped up behind him and grabbed him by the arms. "You really were too much of an optimist to be in this line of wor-"

"Miss, run!" the Watcher suddenly yelled in alarm, looking past me. Oh ho, a bystander-

I turned around to see an attractive young woman, a sister, lookin' good in a nice red top and pants. "What is going on here?" she asked in a throaty accent.

"These men are dangerous!" the Watcher shouted. "Get out of here as fast as you possibly can!"

"No, stick around." I said cheerfully, my game face still on as I stepped up to her. "We're friendly." I took a deep breath as I drew close. Man, she smelled good- and then suddenly it hit me what I wasn't smelling. She was lookin' right at me in game face but still wasn't givin' off any fear stink at all. Somethin' was wrong!

I went immediately for my piece, but I didn't have it halfway out before she'd suddenly crossed the six feet of distance remaining between us faster than I could see and had me by the wrist and twisting it hard enough to break my grip. I tried to club her with my other hand, but she blocked my hardest swing with her raised forearm like I'd tried to beat down a lamp post- damn it, this girl was stronger than I was!

I managed to twist free of her grip but I'd gotten too close, my guard had been too far down, and I'd already lost my gun. I dimly heard Tom scream in pain and then heard him turning to dust, and footsteps comin' toward me, but I needed all my attention to go hand-to-hand with this strange girl who was straight up kickin' my ass-

"Alive! We need him alive!" I heard the Watcher yell.

"Yes sir!" she replied, and she got back to hittin' me as hard as she could. And yeah, I'd given her some good lumps too but she just wasn't goin' down! As the footsteps got closer I decided fuck it, it was time to bail, so I stepped and turned and began to hoof it-

And then recoiled back and damn near fell on my ass with the cross that the Watcher had jammed straight into my face. That must have been what he'd had palmed all the time and used on Tom to make him let go before staking him. And all it took was that one moment of distraction- by the time I could recover, the girl had come up behind me and put me in an arm bar, gettin' me on my knees. And the Watcher had the cross on me, and comin' up behind him was a strange guy, a big hefty brother, with a crossbow out and aimed at me.

"Are there any more?" the Watcher asked.

"We dealt with the two waiting in the warehouse before I sent her back outside, and I just took care of the one in the dock office." the strange guy replied to him. "You have him restrained for interrogation?" he continued to the girl.

"If you try to run, then I will break both of your legs." the girl said menacingly in my ear. "That is restraint, yes?"

"Man, who are you people?" I gasped as the girl damn near broke my arm keepin' me from wrigglin' free. "And how the fuck is she doin' this?"

"Ah." the Watcher said smugly. "Mr. Trick, it is my most distinct pleasure to introduce you to my colleague Samuel Zabuto. And his charge, Kendra the Vampire Slayer."

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Author's Note: I am well aware that the highest level of readiness on the DEFCON scale is One and that the lowest level is Five. Cordelia, however, is not. :)

The Gorch brothers had showed up in town around this time anyway, and if left to their own devices it's reasonable they'd drift into being hired muscle for the local boss. So they came, they saw, they got dusted.

And yup, Mr. Trick got counter-ambushed. With Buffy already decoyed out of the way he'd think the coast was clear. And the Scooby Gang had done an excellent job setting things up to appeal to his overconfidence, right down to having Kendra do the bystander act.
 
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