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Bad Faith Quest

[X] "Well, your Captain Flint ain't seen me play yet, has he?"
 
[X] "Well, your Captain Flint ain't seen me play yet, has he?"

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[X] "Well, your Captain Flint ain't seen me play yet, has he?"
 
I donno, I think this is going to win... not sure yet.

[X] "Well, your Captain Flint ain't seen me play yet, has he?"
 
[X] "Well, your Captain Flint ain't seen me play yet, has he?"

Rajnish raises an eyebrow. "Bold."

"Pays to advertise," you say, shrugging.

"Well, that's you sorted, Mr Malfoy," Madam Malkin says, tapping her wand on the hem of your robes to extract the straight pins. "I believe your mother said she would meet you outside The Magical Menagerie. Across the alley and two doors down, large sign out front, you can't miss it."

You bid farewell to Shukra Rajnish ("Oh, just call me Raj, everyone does"), and leave the shop, passing a dark haired boy in glasses on his way in.

Right, the pet. You don't know why Mum doesn't just go to Eeylop's if she wants you to have your own owl; you already know you aren't interested in a toad, and you have... issues, with kittens, let's say.

When you asked her, she replied that the Menagerie has a much wider selection. When you enter the shop to find a fight between the manager, a King cobra and a breathtakingly ugly ginger cat in full swing, you're forced to concede the point.

One animal in particular catches your eye:

[X] You change your mind. That cat gives no fucks and takes no shit. You like it already.

[X] ... is that a black fox? Why is it staring at you?

[X] Write-in?

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Any guesses on who Raj is? ^-^
 
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[X] You change your mind. That cat gives no fucks and takes no shit. You like it already.
 
[X] ... is that a black fox? Why is it staring at you?
 
[X] You change your mind. That cat gives no fucks and takes no shit. You like it already.

Crookshanks? Hell yes.
 
[X] ... is that a black fox? Why is it staring at you?
 
[X] You change your mind. That cat gives no fucks and takes no shit. You like it already.
 
[X] You change your mind. That cat gives no fucks and takes no shit. You like it already.

Gentlemen- Our familiar!
 
[X] A honey-badger. Watch it run in slow motion.
 
[X] You change your mind. That cat gives no fucks and takes no shit. You like it already.
 
[X] ... is that a black fox? Why is it staring at you?
 
[X] ... is that a black fox? Why is it staring at you?
 
[X] Is that a honey Badger? you didn't think it was possible to tame those.
 
[X] ... is that a black fox? Why is it staring at you?
 
[X] ... is that a black fox? Why is it staring at you?
 
[X] ... is that a black fox? Why is it staring at you?
 
[6] cat - drake_azathoth, Selias, Biigoh, Vindictus, hunter09, Random832
[7] fox - overmind, Pipeman, RLDX, cyberswordsmen, Redon, iamnuff, Makahl
[2] honey badger - Vanathor, mkire
 
[X] You change your mind. That cat gives no fucks and takes no shit. You like it already.

I'm guessing Raj is that one Indian elephant god?
 
I think he's Mahasamatman. He sometimes likes to drop the Maha and the atman and be called Sam. :3
 
[X] You change your mind. That cat gives no fucks and takes no shit. You like it already.

Black fox reeks of bad fan fiction.
 
[X] You change your mind. That cat gives no fucks and takes no shit. You like it already.
 
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