Just Kidding! - Episode 39
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Raven's Replacement, Episode 39
I was right. Oracle warning. Tomorrow Woman needs us.
Got it wrong, though.
I'd predicted a Pure attack. Robin doing something stupid. Alien invasion. All three.
Still, would've been nice to be disappointed...
---
I'd hoped to find time for a ritual.
We've got enough extra people, now, we're going to need to share Tower rooms, at least short-term. Unless Raven, Nurf, me, all pull some trick like sleeping in our personal dimension, Workshop or the med-lab. Shepherd's in what was Terra's room, in my previous time-line, Doctor Blue got the last spare room, who knows where Roshi sleeps?
Yes, got to corner Roshi. Ask him about that. He's one of the team, really should have a Tower room.
Thought we might do a 'Gay Deceiver'/Oz trick, like in Heinlein's 'Number of the Beast'. Except, instead of adding girl and boy bathrooms, to a 'flying car', we add extra suites. Probably dangerous-rituals room work, needing all three of us.
But...
Not really something you could do 'outside' time. Unless, of course, we could shift the entire Tower there.
We're not ready to do that.
Yet.
---
'Zarry Zotter and the Philosopher's Stone'.
Yes, I've read that classic of English Literature.
I don't just read science fiction, you know.
Well. All right.
I mostly read science fiction. 'Harry Potter' stories, slight shortage of robots, after all.
Please don't accuse me of racism!
Nurf's read it too.
During our 'Ship Year'. Quite liked it. Said she thought Sirus was 'really sexy'. Maybe we could go grab him when he goes through the 'Veil of Death'?
We'd talked that through. Decided best not to risk upsetting the Lady with the Ankh. Zatanna's situation is making me think again...
Another minor issue...
Before Raven's Apprenticeship, I'd only read first three books. Finding the fourth book in Foyles, on my book-raid to other-worldly London, bit of a surprise.
Published, just, after I'd left my Home world. Year 2000. Finding the fifth book, published 2003? That's asking for trouble!
All right! I'll admit it! It's my favourite fantasy fiction book. Series. Whatever.
Might've imagined myself as Hermione. I'm sure she'll marry Harry, mix science with magic, reform the Wizarding World. Yes, I know, that'd break the logic of the series.
Hmm. Maybe I should write a fanfic?
Guess I'm mixed-up in a few too many relationships, these days, to marry 'Zarry'... Also, Zatanna. I've still, possibly futile, hopes of living in a world not infested by supers...
'Zander Zotter and the Renegade Robot'?
Oh dear. I'm blushing.
Main point.
Do I tell Zatanna what her newly-adopted son's 'real' name, likely is? Tell he he's really...
Harry Potter.
---
"Here Flashy, Flashy, Flashy!"
No. I'm not saying that.
Hanging over the city. In accelerated time. About a million-to-one.
Should means Pure's mind-numb wont affect us. Or, if it does, not for very long. And, very few people but The Flash should be able to spot us.
Raven and me, we're around a dimensional 'corner'. Further out-of-sight, to non-dimension walkers, but OK for us.
Just as I did, in my previous time-line, Shepherd is floating, cross-legged, apparently meditating. Cowl-up.
Bait for The Flash.
Surprising!
Kid Flash arrived.
Let's see how this goes!
---
"Excuse me, miss? What are you doing in the Speed Force?"
"I'm meditating, waiting for the Flash. You're not him."
He a bit taken-aback.
"Are you a new speedster? I thought I was the only speedster who hung around the Teen Titans."
"Been a speedster a long time, recent arrival in this world. Yes, I'm in the Teen Titans. I'm Shepherd, Raven's Apprentice."
She looks at him.
"You're Kid Flash. I've met a few different ones, over the years, in different worlds. I won't give any secret identities, but first Kid Flash was nephew of the second Flash, and they both got their powers in a lightning plus chemical lab accident. Second Kid Flash's from the Future, third one's grandson of the first one, and he's... Afro-American."
Looks more closely.
"You've not got the eye-lenses, Your costume torso and boots are yellow not orange, you're not Afro-American. But, you can reach this speed rather than being limited to only a bit over the speed of sound. I'm guessing you're the first Kid Flash, and either you've always been this fast, or you got your speed problem fixed. Maybe at the cost of health issues?"
"You... know a lot about me."
"I've travelled a lot. Would you mind if my teachers join us? They're just around that corner."
She points. He shakes his head, blinks, hard.
"Sure. Why not? Please don't do that with your arm, again. It really hurts me eyes."
We join them.
---
"Are we secure here?"
Raven nods, gestures, the lack of sound around us doesn't change, but the night-time city, below, is more blurred.
"I'm Sugoi, this is Raven. My personal name's 'Geo'. I'm guessing you're Wally, Flash's nephew."
"How?"
"Like Shepherd, I'm from another world. In that world I'm a member of the Teen Titans. We all knew each other's personal names. Even Robin's. Garfield, Beast Boy, says that in some worlds Kid Flash is a member, a founder, of the Titans, in some he isn't. I'm guessing in this world you aren't?"
Pause.
"Also, I read a lot. Are you a Titan?"
"No."
Shakes his head, again.
"This's a lot bigger than I thought, isn't it? Flash sent me because I've met the Titans, before, and no adults are supposed to mess with them. For... magic reasons, I don't understand."
Raven and I look at each other.
"We think that's fixed. Raven has an Apprentice, Shepherd, here. Zatanna, when she visited, said that fixed things. But, the Titans are still... in big trouble. With Raven's father."
"Right. I tried to get into the Tower, but I bounced. So I scouted around the city. Then, I felt the Speed Force, up here, came to look,"
Peers at Raven and me.
"How are you in the Speed Force? Raven isn't a speedster, and you don't feel like one."
"Raven's using magic. I'm using psychic powers. We don't think... the Speed Force is just for speedsters. It's part of a larger, dimensional, thing, and speedsters, the Atom, those who walk between dimensions, they're all using different parts of the same thing. The math is... tricky."
"Wow! I guess that explains Jonny Quick's trick. I'd... like to know more about that, some time."
"Sure. Drop-by, later. Best to walk-up to the Tower, not super-speed, ring the doorbell. That way Raven's wards wont bite you."
He looks at Raven.
"I'll... do that."
"I'm guessing The Flash sent you for some particular reason?"
"Right. Sorry. I'm used to having plenty of time to think things through. You've... rather thrown me. I'm to lead you to Hall of Justice, on the other side of the country, using my ability to grant speed to others."
Raven speaks, for the first time.
"While that sounds interesting, and is something I'd like to experience, how about you walk there, along the dimensional paths, with the three of us? We believe you'll find it... educational."
He looks between us, still running on air, as he has all along. Shepherd still floating, cross-legged. Raven and I, standing on air, no visible means of support.
"Sure!"
---
AN: The Number of the Beast, very late Heinlein novel, where he manages to upset many of his fans and critics. Of course, 1980, science fiction was 'just that stuff read by geeks and nerds'... Though, 'Star Wars' in 1977 had started to change that...
AN: Gay Deceiver; sometimes the disambiguation pages on Wikipedia are quite instructive...
AN: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone; respect the Rowling. Single-handedly got British kids reading books again, after the UK had become 'post-literate', or so it's claimed. Even if you don't believe that, an amazing bit of 'mythological engineering' (creating a mythology), and brilliant for a first-published book.
AN: Veil of Death; try and not trip...
AN: Fanfic, did you know it'd been around since the 1960s? Apparently we should blame 'Star Trek'...
AN: Jonny Quick; hopefully not too obscure for you!
I was right. Oracle warning. Tomorrow Woman needs us.
Got it wrong, though.
I'd predicted a Pure attack. Robin doing something stupid. Alien invasion. All three.
Still, would've been nice to be disappointed...
---
I'd hoped to find time for a ritual.
We've got enough extra people, now, we're going to need to share Tower rooms, at least short-term. Unless Raven, Nurf, me, all pull some trick like sleeping in our personal dimension, Workshop or the med-lab. Shepherd's in what was Terra's room, in my previous time-line, Doctor Blue got the last spare room, who knows where Roshi sleeps?
Yes, got to corner Roshi. Ask him about that. He's one of the team, really should have a Tower room.
Thought we might do a 'Gay Deceiver'/Oz trick, like in Heinlein's 'Number of the Beast'. Except, instead of adding girl and boy bathrooms, to a 'flying car', we add extra suites. Probably dangerous-rituals room work, needing all three of us.
But...
Not really something you could do 'outside' time. Unless, of course, we could shift the entire Tower there.
We're not ready to do that.
Yet.
---
'Zarry Zotter and the Philosopher's Stone'.
Yes, I've read that classic of English Literature.
I don't just read science fiction, you know.
Well. All right.
I mostly read science fiction. 'Harry Potter' stories, slight shortage of robots, after all.
Please don't accuse me of racism!
Nurf's read it too.
During our 'Ship Year'. Quite liked it. Said she thought Sirus was 'really sexy'. Maybe we could go grab him when he goes through the 'Veil of Death'?
We'd talked that through. Decided best not to risk upsetting the Lady with the Ankh. Zatanna's situation is making me think again...
Another minor issue...
Before Raven's Apprenticeship, I'd only read first three books. Finding the fourth book in Foyles, on my book-raid to other-worldly London, bit of a surprise.
Published, just, after I'd left my Home world. Year 2000. Finding the fifth book, published 2003? That's asking for trouble!
All right! I'll admit it! It's my favourite fantasy fiction book. Series. Whatever.
Might've imagined myself as Hermione. I'm sure she'll marry Harry, mix science with magic, reform the Wizarding World. Yes, I know, that'd break the logic of the series.
Hmm. Maybe I should write a fanfic?
Guess I'm mixed-up in a few too many relationships, these days, to marry 'Zarry'... Also, Zatanna. I've still, possibly futile, hopes of living in a world not infested by supers...
'Zander Zotter and the Renegade Robot'?
Oh dear. I'm blushing.
Main point.
Do I tell Zatanna what her newly-adopted son's 'real' name, likely is? Tell he he's really...
Harry Potter.
---
"Here Flashy, Flashy, Flashy!"
No. I'm not saying that.
Hanging over the city. In accelerated time. About a million-to-one.
Should means Pure's mind-numb wont affect us. Or, if it does, not for very long. And, very few people but The Flash should be able to spot us.
Raven and me, we're around a dimensional 'corner'. Further out-of-sight, to non-dimension walkers, but OK for us.
Just as I did, in my previous time-line, Shepherd is floating, cross-legged, apparently meditating. Cowl-up.
Bait for The Flash.
Surprising!
Kid Flash arrived.
Let's see how this goes!
---
"Excuse me, miss? What are you doing in the Speed Force?"
"I'm meditating, waiting for the Flash. You're not him."
He a bit taken-aback.
"Are you a new speedster? I thought I was the only speedster who hung around the Teen Titans."
"Been a speedster a long time, recent arrival in this world. Yes, I'm in the Teen Titans. I'm Shepherd, Raven's Apprentice."
She looks at him.
"You're Kid Flash. I've met a few different ones, over the years, in different worlds. I won't give any secret identities, but first Kid Flash was nephew of the second Flash, and they both got their powers in a lightning plus chemical lab accident. Second Kid Flash's from the Future, third one's grandson of the first one, and he's... Afro-American."
Looks more closely.
"You've not got the eye-lenses, Your costume torso and boots are yellow not orange, you're not Afro-American. But, you can reach this speed rather than being limited to only a bit over the speed of sound. I'm guessing you're the first Kid Flash, and either you've always been this fast, or you got your speed problem fixed. Maybe at the cost of health issues?"
"You... know a lot about me."
"I've travelled a lot. Would you mind if my teachers join us? They're just around that corner."
She points. He shakes his head, blinks, hard.
"Sure. Why not? Please don't do that with your arm, again. It really hurts me eyes."
We join them.
---
"Are we secure here?"
Raven nods, gestures, the lack of sound around us doesn't change, but the night-time city, below, is more blurred.
"I'm Sugoi, this is Raven. My personal name's 'Geo'. I'm guessing you're Wally, Flash's nephew."
"How?"
"Like Shepherd, I'm from another world. In that world I'm a member of the Teen Titans. We all knew each other's personal names. Even Robin's. Garfield, Beast Boy, says that in some worlds Kid Flash is a member, a founder, of the Titans, in some he isn't. I'm guessing in this world you aren't?"
Pause.
"Also, I read a lot. Are you a Titan?"
"No."
Shakes his head, again.
"This's a lot bigger than I thought, isn't it? Flash sent me because I've met the Titans, before, and no adults are supposed to mess with them. For... magic reasons, I don't understand."
Raven and I look at each other.
"We think that's fixed. Raven has an Apprentice, Shepherd, here. Zatanna, when she visited, said that fixed things. But, the Titans are still... in big trouble. With Raven's father."
"Right. I tried to get into the Tower, but I bounced. So I scouted around the city. Then, I felt the Speed Force, up here, came to look,"
Peers at Raven and me.
"How are you in the Speed Force? Raven isn't a speedster, and you don't feel like one."
"Raven's using magic. I'm using psychic powers. We don't think... the Speed Force is just for speedsters. It's part of a larger, dimensional, thing, and speedsters, the Atom, those who walk between dimensions, they're all using different parts of the same thing. The math is... tricky."
"Wow! I guess that explains Jonny Quick's trick. I'd... like to know more about that, some time."
"Sure. Drop-by, later. Best to walk-up to the Tower, not super-speed, ring the doorbell. That way Raven's wards wont bite you."
He looks at Raven.
"I'll... do that."
"I'm guessing The Flash sent you for some particular reason?"
"Right. Sorry. I'm used to having plenty of time to think things through. You've... rather thrown me. I'm to lead you to Hall of Justice, on the other side of the country, using my ability to grant speed to others."
Raven speaks, for the first time.
"While that sounds interesting, and is something I'd like to experience, how about you walk there, along the dimensional paths, with the three of us? We believe you'll find it... educational."
He looks between us, still running on air, as he has all along. Shepherd still floating, cross-legged. Raven and I, standing on air, no visible means of support.
"Sure!"
---
AN: The Number of the Beast, very late Heinlein novel, where he manages to upset many of his fans and critics. Of course, 1980, science fiction was 'just that stuff read by geeks and nerds'... Though, 'Star Wars' in 1977 had started to change that...
AN: Gay Deceiver; sometimes the disambiguation pages on Wikipedia are quite instructive...
AN: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone; respect the Rowling. Single-handedly got British kids reading books again, after the UK had become 'post-literate', or so it's claimed. Even if you don't believe that, an amazing bit of 'mythological engineering' (creating a mythology), and brilliant for a first-published book.
AN: Veil of Death; try and not trip...
AN: Fanfic, did you know it'd been around since the 1960s? Apparently we should blame 'Star Trek'...
AN: Jonny Quick; hopefully not too obscure for you!
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