da3monh0st3d
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With magic, you can still get a boner. Lame puns are obligatory. One day you shall be bone-daddy.
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With magic, you can still get a boner. Lame puns are obligatory. One day you shall be bone-daddy.
You're also a Monster. How do you think skeletons make little skeletons? Sans has a sibling after all, which means he has parents, which means he was born somehow.
You obviously haven't seen the porn people made of him if you don't think Sans has a dick.
Soo... would you be going into politics?You obviously haven't seen the porn people made of him if you don't think Sans has a dick.
Nope.
Sure, unlike searcher8 your avatar isn't Senator Armstrong.
Can you dance?"Mom! Check out this badass sword I've got. Also I'm Asian and hot now."
If you mean dance as in fight then yes.
RIP. So no lovely dance partners for me I guess.If you mean dance as in fight then yes.
If you mean dance dance then no.
I can try just know I have at least 5 left feet and need a lot of room to maneuver around the dance floor.
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Nah. I would have just tossed you away from me. Then vigorously was my hands as I do not feel like committing suicide.
Same. Though I'd be regretting not having a larger mirror.
An... Isekai?You know what there needs to be? An isekai, where everybody wakes up as their avatar.
That could be kinda fun.
By which you mean 'at least three times a day', I presume.
Don't worry princesses, I'll save you!Well, I'm like 13 different princesses that have been captured at some point. So that statistic might be low balling it.
It would be up to my breath of Wild Zelda form to save my other selves as the most combat capable one or Orcarina. Unless I just don't see hyrule warriors zelda in there.
It was then that Ganon knew...
*Is former chosen of a god*Well, I'm like 13 different princesses that have been captured at some point. So that statistic might be low balling it.
It would be up to my breath of Wild Zelda form to save my other selves as the most combat capable one or Orcarina. Unless I just don't see hyrule warriors zelda in there.