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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

Consideration:
Everyone wakes up as their Avatar... in Minecraft.

Or some unholy crossover of various popular sandbox games. It's an idea.

Start the Lupus Dei

as long as there's an 80% guarantee that I'll get revived, I shall sacrifice myself on the Altar Of Crafting And SCIENCE!
Just so everybody can get a Gundam.
 
I am the God-Emperor of Mankind Kuzco. Clearly I am singing the fuck out of my day before getting money and living life to the fullest. I also start making a bolt gun because that sounds fun as hell to shoot.

I am an alpha plus level psyker, they will not be allowed to notice a difference.

I burn the universe down because modern DC is shit.
You're missing the profile pic to qualify for all that though.
 
...What if our Title's also applied?

Like mine is 'In An Abusive Relationship With Insomnia'

Does that mean I'll be in an abusive relationship with someone/something named Insomnia?
 
  1. Grab the longcoat from the wardrobe.
  2. Run.
  3. Find a secluded spot (utilities shed preferable) and jack in.
  4. Hack a cloud server to store an engrammised [self] and proceed to debug the many, many problems with [self].
  5. ???
  6. Oth.NET's Race For the Stars begins now, by any means necessary.
  7. Inadvertently trigger a new Space Race as angry nations chase after the AI thief that hijacked their industries, a launch vehicle and facility, as well as shut down NORAD defences worldwide for a day.
 
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I'm a highly advanced self-aware tank with the ability to manufacture nuclear weapons on demand. That doesn't include my main battery which has an output measured the megatons per second. Oh, and I'm 32k tons. I don't believe I can fly unfortunately so rest in piece(s) any roadway I'd use.
(Edit: I was wrong lmao, Mk33's are capable of subsonic flight.)
I'd be so utterly immune to anything mundane it'd be impossible to obliterate me unless you stacked the world's total nuclear arsenal under me and detonate it except I'm a fucking Mark 33 Bolo who's combat environment can best be described as "within a nuclear fireball". The only thing I'd be worried about is the rest of you guys either with divinity, magic, the ability to pull a tier 3 kardeshev civilization out of your assholes with about 5 seconds of prep, etc. Battlescreens and my armor might shrug off some esoteric bullshit but when you start getting into conceptual attacks and hitting me with a metaphysical hammer, it's joever. Maybe. Anyway hopefully I didn't just change directly over my home since I'd have killed my family and pets. Yeah, just fucking blow up my own warheads in my silos at that point. That kind of guilt I wouldn't be able to live with.
 
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So I am a psychic with so much power that when I get exited reality bends around me and have hormones so potent that they bypass the defenses of particularly guarded minds and make them addicted to my body.
I can casually run across entire countries with my killer legs and apparently my huge tits are addictive as well... Welp I won't be breaking character much considering this character does not like getting out of her Home without very good reasons and is very socially awkward when she's not ultra rizzing.

Haah I will probably accidently/intentionally gather a Harem to my preference later. At least I'll tower over most people and will give some of the best hugs
 
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I still remain fundamentally the same, just with significantly more alcoholism and immortality.

And also a corkscrew penis.
Waaaiit ducks are serial rapists. *sigh* Gotta watch my newly huge well shaped butt around you don't I? Thank Gods Cool Kyou Shinja Titty Monsters are absurdly overpowered. I would be way more worried otherwise.
 
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So I am a psychic with so much power that when I get exited reality bends around me and have hormones so potent that they bypass the defenses of particularly guarded minds and make them addicted to my body.
I can casually run across entire countries with my killer legs and apparently my huge tits are addictive as well... Welp I won't be breaking character much considering this character does not like getting out of her Home without very good reasons and is very socially awkward when she's not ultra rizzing.

Haah I will probably accidently/intentionally gather a Harem to my preference later. At least I'll tower over most people and will give some of the best hugs
Haha, jokes on you, I'm omniscient and don't have genitals! Though this character does have a habit of creeping on girls so… 50/50
 
The only thing I'd be worried about is the rest of you guys either with divinity, magic, the ability to pull a tier 3 kardeshev civilization out of your assholes with about 5 seconds of prep
Just be because you said that I'd wish nothing more then to just Insta-TP you to the most hellish incomplete nightmare world possible.
 
Just be because you said that I'd wish nothing more then to just Insta-TP you to the most hellish incomplete nightmare world possible.
Pretty sure Mk33's are basically great value PA commanders. Sure, it'd suck but with the drones on board and the built in concordiat tech base I'd probably be able to make some kind of ship and GTFO given enough time. Unless it's 40k then begin the screeching and violence. Fucking psychic tumors go and stay gone.
 

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