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Fiction Kart Racer 16

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Who is best racer in a theoretical Mario Kart style game featuring the following?
  1. Lord Voldemort on a home-made broom
  2. Lord Vader in a home-made pod racer
  3. Old Man Henderson in a stolen minivan
  4. Two orks on one of those old pump action railroad service carts, painted red
  5. Harry Dresden on a velociraptor that may or may not be powered by beatboxing
  6. Squealer in a three wheeled motorcycle with a bench seat in the back that she made while high for the express purpose of booty calls
  7. MCU Thor riding a giant version of his hammer like a pogo stick
  8. Actual Mario Mario in his original Mario Kart Kart
  9. The astounding DLC character you're about to tell us all about
 
9. The astounding DLC character you're about to tell us all about.

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There can be only one!​
 
Bailey Matutine said:
Squealer in a three wheeled motorcycle with a bench seat in the back that she made while high for the express purpose of booty calls
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It's Squealer, a vehicle tinker, which made a vehicle for booty calls.
Whenever she wants a good dicking she ain't gonna waste her time, so my bet is that biatch can hover, become intangible, and go hypersonic.
 
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Have you heard of our lord and savior?

Sonic the Hedgehog?

 
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