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David Levi
1815 AD
1745 years, if you're counting masada, that is when we lost Israel, we would never regain it. The last known Jewish kingdom, the Kazar's, was destroyed in 850 AD. For over 900 years the jewish people have not had a homeland of our own. They have not had a nation of our own.
This year on March 7th that long painful period of time would finally come to an end.
"It's too cold here boy."
My aged father complained again.
"We will adapt, this is our home now."
We had been offered a deal, a few of the jewish people would teach at the american's academy of magic. Bringing our knowledge and wisdom to the american people, and in exchange for this sacred trust we would receive a homeland of our own, a country of our own.
There was of course an agreement of a commercial and military alliance, I smiled as we got to land. The docks were seemingly carved out of the nearby stone, it was dark and cold. Our ship landed and we joined the crowd of fellow jews.
We got off the ship, men and women in purple uniforms looked around carefully keeping order. A man looked at us, his fingers moved and then he spoke oddly in our native language.
"Welcome to the city of Nuuk, papers please?"
My father handed over the paper work.
"Rabbi Levi, you will join the others in the great hall."
"Others?"
"The deal has already been hammered out, and the agreement made, the united states recognizes your existance and we have an official alliance."
My father smiled, using the same diplomatic tone he used with polite goyum.
"It is good to have friends."
The soldier nodded and we walked past him.
"Hate this place already."
"He's just trying to help."
We heard gunfire and my father went to the ground, I looked around and saw some men in purple uniforms training men how to shoot. From their outfits I saw that they were hasidic jews.
"Again."
They loaded their weapons and I helped my father to his feet.
"Scared?"
He shrugged.
"Terrified."
He sighed as he looked at the jewish soldiers who were bundled up.
"Countries have to have their own armies father."
"I know that boy, it's just a lot to get used to."
We entered the big building and a bored jew in a yamuka looked up at us.
"Rabi Levi."
He shrugged and pulled out some papers.
"Useful skills?"
"I am one of the foremost experts of the torah in my village."
The man sighed.
"I said useful skills."
"The word of god is always useful."
"I'm going to put down no."
My father clenched his hands.
"I can also read, write, do arithmetic, large sums and."
"We already have people who can do that, do you know how to blacksmith? Raise cattle? Raise crops."
"I used to have a garden, I grew berries."
"Farmer then, we can use farmers."
The man motioned for us to sit and we did so.
"This is a map of Israel."
"This is hardly a map of Israel, Israel is."
"Located in the middle east and is controlled by the turks, before that it was controlled by the arabs, before that by the crusaders, then the arabs, then the greeks, then the romans and then us. To the north there are turks, to the south arabs, to the east arabs. We are not getting old Israel back old man, and calling this place New Isreal is going to sound silly if we still have this land a hundred years from now."
"So you call it Israel."
"Precisely, Now New Israel has 836,330 square miles of land, Old Israel had maybe 20,000 square miles so were already 840,000 square miles ahead."
"How much of that is useless tundra."
The man smiled.
"Practically all of it."
"And we accepted this why?"
The man continued to smile.
"With all due respect Rabbi when someone offers you free land, you do not question it you take the free land. Now it's true that Isreal is a fixer up."
My father looked around at the office cynically.
"Its a frozen wasteland, not a fixer upper."
"Yes but its our frozen wasteland sir, we even have our own flag."
He brought out a small flag and my dad studied it.
"White and blue with a blue star of David?"
"Yes, the star of david represents the jewish people, the white represents snow, and the blue represents us because its too damned cold."
My father frowned.
"You're not filling me with confidence."
The man shrugged.
"I know but a country is a country right? So here's the map."
"What are the lines?"
The man nodded.
"Leylines, now normally the vast majority of this land is useless but we can use magic."
"Devilry."
"Magic, to make the area habitable, this big line right here that cuts through the entire country? Thats 162 miles long 4 miles wide, that right there is where we plan to try to grow most of our food."
"So your going to use devilry and witchcraft to turn this frozen line of frozen wasteland into something useable."
The man shrugged.
"Yes."
I sighed.
"Come on father stop pestering the man, and sign the papers."
My father grumbled and I smiled at the new country, our country.
1815 AD
1745 years, if you're counting masada, that is when we lost Israel, we would never regain it. The last known Jewish kingdom, the Kazar's, was destroyed in 850 AD. For over 900 years the jewish people have not had a homeland of our own. They have not had a nation of our own.
This year on March 7th that long painful period of time would finally come to an end.
"It's too cold here boy."
My aged father complained again.
"We will adapt, this is our home now."
We had been offered a deal, a few of the jewish people would teach at the american's academy of magic. Bringing our knowledge and wisdom to the american people, and in exchange for this sacred trust we would receive a homeland of our own, a country of our own.
There was of course an agreement of a commercial and military alliance, I smiled as we got to land. The docks were seemingly carved out of the nearby stone, it was dark and cold. Our ship landed and we joined the crowd of fellow jews.
We got off the ship, men and women in purple uniforms looked around carefully keeping order. A man looked at us, his fingers moved and then he spoke oddly in our native language.
"Welcome to the city of Nuuk, papers please?"
My father handed over the paper work.
"Rabbi Levi, you will join the others in the great hall."
"Others?"
"The deal has already been hammered out, and the agreement made, the united states recognizes your existance and we have an official alliance."
My father smiled, using the same diplomatic tone he used with polite goyum.
"It is good to have friends."
The soldier nodded and we walked past him.
"Hate this place already."
"He's just trying to help."
We heard gunfire and my father went to the ground, I looked around and saw some men in purple uniforms training men how to shoot. From their outfits I saw that they were hasidic jews.
"Again."
They loaded their weapons and I helped my father to his feet.
"Scared?"
He shrugged.
"Terrified."
He sighed as he looked at the jewish soldiers who were bundled up.
"Countries have to have their own armies father."
"I know that boy, it's just a lot to get used to."
We entered the big building and a bored jew in a yamuka looked up at us.
"Rabi Levi."
He shrugged and pulled out some papers.
"Useful skills?"
"I am one of the foremost experts of the torah in my village."
The man sighed.
"I said useful skills."
"The word of god is always useful."
"I'm going to put down no."
My father clenched his hands.
"I can also read, write, do arithmetic, large sums and."
"We already have people who can do that, do you know how to blacksmith? Raise cattle? Raise crops."
"I used to have a garden, I grew berries."
"Farmer then, we can use farmers."
The man motioned for us to sit and we did so.
"This is a map of Israel."
"This is hardly a map of Israel, Israel is."
"Located in the middle east and is controlled by the turks, before that it was controlled by the arabs, before that by the crusaders, then the arabs, then the greeks, then the romans and then us. To the north there are turks, to the south arabs, to the east arabs. We are not getting old Israel back old man, and calling this place New Isreal is going to sound silly if we still have this land a hundred years from now."
"So you call it Israel."
"Precisely, Now New Israel has 836,330 square miles of land, Old Israel had maybe 20,000 square miles so were already 840,000 square miles ahead."
"How much of that is useless tundra."
The man smiled.
"Practically all of it."
"And we accepted this why?"
The man continued to smile.
"With all due respect Rabbi when someone offers you free land, you do not question it you take the free land. Now it's true that Isreal is a fixer up."
My father looked around at the office cynically.
"Its a frozen wasteland, not a fixer upper."
"Yes but its our frozen wasteland sir, we even have our own flag."
He brought out a small flag and my dad studied it.
"White and blue with a blue star of David?"
"Yes, the star of david represents the jewish people, the white represents snow, and the blue represents us because its too damned cold."
My father frowned.
"You're not filling me with confidence."
The man shrugged.
"I know but a country is a country right? So here's the map."
"What are the lines?"
The man nodded.
"Leylines, now normally the vast majority of this land is useless but we can use magic."
"Devilry."
"Magic, to make the area habitable, this big line right here that cuts through the entire country? Thats 162 miles long 4 miles wide, that right there is where we plan to try to grow most of our food."
"So your going to use devilry and witchcraft to turn this frozen line of frozen wasteland into something useable."
The man shrugged.
"Yes."
I sighed.
"Come on father stop pestering the man, and sign the papers."
My father grumbled and I smiled at the new country, our country.