"My reflexes have been honed by years of videogames!"
Art by Vikconder
Greg Veder /...
Art by Vikconder
Greg Veder /...
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User | Total |
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ZFighter18 | 14 |
Okay, that one had been super weird too. But at the very least, it had the decency to vanish when he poked it.You have slept in your own bed. 100% HP and MP recovered.
"Home Sweet Home" Bonus applied. 15% chance of recovering from [Debilitating] wounds upon waking up.
Quest Created
What the Frick?
Details: Find out "what the frick that screen thingy is" by saying [Menu].
Time Limit: 24 Hours
Success: 200 xp
Failure: None
"...crap on a cracker."Quest Success!
Gained 200 xp
Level Up! You are now Level 2.
You gained 2 stat points.
"...uh-huh." Greg blinked.Greg Lucas Veder
Student
Level 2
XP: 0/500
Age: 15 (and three-quarters!)
HP: 80/80
MP: 50/50
Will: 30
STR: 2
SPD: 3
VIT: 2
INT: 6
WIS: 1 (-4)
CHA: 1(+9)(-9)
Unspent Points: 2
Ctd...
Greg Lucas Veder
Student
Level 2
XP: 0/500
Age: 15 (and three-quarters!)
HP: 80/80
MP: 50/50
Will: 30
STR: 2
SPD: 3
VIT: 2
INT: 6
WIS: 1 (-4)
CHA: 1 (+9)(-9)
Unspent Points: 2
Ctd…
New Ability Gained!
Blunt Force Resistance
Punching yourself in the face can actually be useful. Who knew?
Quest Created!
Abuse the Crap out of This.
Details: Create at least three new skills within the time limit.
Time Limit: 12 Hours
Success: 600 xp
Failure: None
Stat Modifiers
Nerd-Geek Hybrid: Your obsession with video gaming, computers, fantasy/sci-fi literature and 80's/90's pop culture has left you in the rare middle of two circles; the obsessive fandom-loving geek and the intelligent, knowledge seeking nerd. Sadly, your hobbies have left you with an aversion to physical exertion. (50% bonus to INT gains, -50% penalty to STR, SPD & VIT gains.)
Ambiguous Disorder: Ever since you were a little kid, you've always been a little bit off. Impulsive, obsessive, socially obtuse and emotionally needy, you're a bit of a weirdo. It was easily written off as normal behavior when you were younger but now you're fifteen. Yet, you still come off as someone over five years younger. Maybe Mom should have had you tested like Dad said? (-80% reduction to overall WIS, 90% reduction to overall CHA.)
Casanova Bloodline: As a Veder man, you have a great smile, natural charm and a confident approach to life that draws the ladies in like a moth to a flame. Your great cheekbones don't hurt either. It's how your dad got your mom to go out with him while dating at least three other girls and sleeping with two others, at least that's what he always told you - even when you didn't ask - all the time. (+ 5 CHA, 50% bonus to CHA)
Skills
Gamer's Body (Passive) Lv. MAX
Allows you to live life as if were a game.
Sleeping restores HP, MP, Will and removes most negative status effects.
Gamer's Mind (Passive) Lv. MAX
Grants immunity to mental status effects, trauma and severe or debilitating emotional states.
Observe Lv 1 (XP: 50%)
A skill to find out basic information relating to the chosen object.
Cost: 1 MP
Power Sprint Lv 1 (XP: 20%)
Need to get away or get to someplace slightly faster than just regular running? Use this skill.
Cost: 1 Will every ten seconds.
New Skill Gained!
Angry Straight Lv 1 (XP: 0%)
Hit like an amateur light-weight using your anger in place of actual, physical muscle.
Damage: 24
Cost: 4 Will
Quest Success!
Gained 600 xp
Level Up! You are now Level 3.
You gained 2 stat points.
Quest Qreated!
First Blood
Details: Defeat 1 criminal.
Time Limit: 24 Hours.
Success: 1,500 xp
Failure: None
Bonus Objective: Defeat 2 criminals.
Oxford Dress Shoes [English Gentleman]
Be well dressed, behave like a gentleman, and keep your shoes shined.
+ 3 to [Ballroom Dance] ability
+ 3 to [Tact] ability
+ 2 to [Tea Preparation] ability
+ 1 to CHA
Completing the [English Gentleman]outfit set gives an additional +2 to CHA.
Durability: 92/100
80s Leg Warmers (Used)
Mom used to always talk about what she wore when she was in high school. She always talked about how Dad loved her special pair of leg warmers, too.
Unlocks the [Flexibility] ability if not unlocked already.
+ 2 to [Yoga] ability
+ 1 to [Ballet] ability
Durability: 62/100
Cheap Kickboxing Gloves - Fingerless [Kickboxing Rookie]
A fighter takes a punch, hits back with three punches.
Unlocks the [Basic Fighting] ability if not unlocked already.
+ 1 to [Basic Fighting]
+ 1 to all physical combat skills/abilities.
Completing the [Kickboxing Rookie] outfit set gives an additional +1 to all physical combat skills/abilities.
Durability: 99/100
Cheap Kickboxing Shoes - Toeless [Kickboxing Rookie]
When it comes to kicking ass, the phrase should not be taken literally.
Unlocks the [Basic Footwork] skill if not unlocked already.
+ 1 to [Basic Footwork]
+ 1 to all physical combat skills/abilities.
Completing the [Kickboxing Rookie] outfit set gives an additional +1 to all physical combat skills/abilities.
Durability: 99/100
New Abilities Gained!
Basic Fighting
The best fighter is not a Boxer, Karate or Judo man. The best fighter is someone who can adapt to any style.
Basic Fighting involves the understanding of proper stances as well as the correct way to throw and block a kick or punch.
Basic Footwork
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
Basic Footwork involves keeping your balance and controlling your positioning during a fight.
Ability Level Up x 2
Blunt Force Resistance Lv. 10
Going from punching yourself in the face to actual self-mutilation?
Bold move, Veder. Let's see if it pays off.
Reduce all blunt force damage by 8%.
[Light Bleeding] Debuff applied
1 HP every five seconds for the next minute.
Gatorade - Blue Raspberry
+ 20 Will
+ 2 to Will/HP regen for the next five minutes.
Quest Success!
Gained 1500 xp
Bonus Objective Completed: + 1 stat point, 1 STR
Level Up! You are now Level 4.
You gained 2 stat points.
New Abilities Gained!
Slashing Resistance
The cut will stop but not kill.
Piercing Resistance
The thrust or stab is risky because it can kill and yet not stop.
Thrown Weapons
Throwing your sword always works. Except, you know, when it doesn't.
Brawling
[Basic Fighting] variant
I'm whatcha call a street fighter, a knuckle brawler.
Disarm
Take their weapon from their warm, living hands.
Parry Lv 2
To deflect an attack is a double-edged sword;
Risking more damage for the chance to inflict the same.
New Skills Gained!
Dash Straight
Force equals Mass times Acceleration.
You may suck at physics, but you know that much.
Raging Combo
A blistering barrage of belligerent blows built to batter baddies.
Let's stab ourselves so Hookwolf doesn't turn us into mincemeat!I like it.
Depreciating humor is great.
Now lets beat ourselves up more so we are unstoppable!
Micah Toomes
Student
Lvl 2
Boring kid. Nothing to really see here. Super snooze-fest of a person, really. Likes the oboe.
What kind of a weirdo actually likes the oboe?
Janet Barry
Student - Cheerleader
Lvl 2
Huge boobs. Real annoying voice, though. Called you a "mucho creepazoid" in Freshman year after you asked her to Homecoming. Kind of a bitch.
Has a crush on Empire wannabe, Mal Steiger.
Madison Clements
Student
Lvl 2
Tiny and cute. If life was an anime, she'd be a loli. Desperately wishes she had gotten into Arcadia. Terrified of Sophia Hess.
Nina Barry
Student
Lvl 3
The bitch's fraternal twin. Less annoying voice. Actually kinda nice. Has a girl-crush on Glory Girl. Big cape geek. Wants to be a parahuman more than anything.
Kyle Danning
Student - Basketball Player
Lvl 4
Likes pineapple pizza. Also, a weirdo.
After all, he likes pineapple pizza.
Andy Manns
Student - Chess Team
Lvl 2
Some dick that acts like being on the "Chess Team" makes him better than you. Has only one ball. Is very sensitive about it.
Skill Level Up!
Observe Lvl 3
A skill to find out basic information relating to the chosen object.
Reveals more information about the subject dependent on your level compared to theirs.
Taylor Anne Hebert
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Great hair. Meganekko and prime waifu material.
Never really talks to you, though. Best girl.
New Ability Gained!
Bullshitting
First, you tell a lie; then you believe it; then you become it.
Quest Created!
Pull Something out of your Butt
Details: Get through this presentation any way you can.
Success: Increased reputation with Nicole Gherry. 500 XP.
Failure: Decreased reputation with Taylor Hebert, 7-Day Detention
Ability Level Up
Bullshitting Lv 2
First, you tell a lie; then you believe it; then you become it.
Increases chances that any lie you tell is successful by 2%
Quest Success!
Gained 500 XP.
Gained Increased reputation with Nicole Gherry.
Ability Level Up
Bullshitting Lv 3
First, you tell a lie; then you believe it; then you become it.
Increases chances that any lie you tell is successful by 6%
Zfighter18 why you adding this fic in QQ, are you gonna up the lewd?
Trap Greg X Armsmaster .to be honest if any one despretly needs to get laid its Greg and early story Armsmaster.
Quest Chain "The White Knight!" Created!
The White Knight Rises!
Details: Defend the honor of thy Lady Hebert, Sir Veder, and in doing so, attempt to earn thy Lady's tender affections!
Success: Increased reputation with Taylor Hebert, 300 XP
Failure: Severely decreased reputation with Taylor Hebert
Quest Success!
"The White Knight Rises!" Completed!
Gained 300 XP.
Calvin Younger Lv 8
Varsity Lineman
HP: 300/300
A junior. Star lineman for Winslow High School. Loves kung-fu movies. Also, he is a giant dick. Scratch that. He HAS a giant dick. Overall, a decent guy.
Quest Created!
Stand Your Ground
Details: Show "Cal" that you're not a pushover and send him running.
Success: Increased reputation with Sophia Hess, Emma Barnes, and Taylor Hebert. 300 xp.
Failure: Increased reputation with Taylor Hebert. Decreased reputation with Sophia Hess, Emma Barnes, and Taylor Hebert.
Quest Created!
Spar with Sophia
Details: Show off your fighting skills in a playful match with Sophia Hess. Watch your back, though. She's a feisty one.
Success: Increased reputation with Sophia Hess and Emma Barnes. 500 XP.
Failure: Decreased reputation with Principal Blackwell.
Ability Level Up!
Blunt Force Resistance Lv. 17 (XP: 80%)
Going from punching yourself in the face to actual self-mutilation? Bold move, Veder. Let's see if it pays off.
Reduce all blunt force damage by 13% from attacks less than 100% of your health.
Brawling Lv 3 (XP: 15%)
[Basic Fighting] variant
I'm whatcha call a street fighter, a knuckle brawler.
Grants limited knowledge of dirty fighting techniques.
Increases damage of knee and elbow strikes by 2%.
Basic Fighting Lv 3 (XP: 25%)
The best fighter is not a Boxer, Karate or Judo man.The best fighter is someone who can adapt to any style.
Basic Fighting involves the understanding of proper stances as well as the correct way to throw and block a kick or punch.
Increases damage of punches and kicks by 2%
Basic Footwork Lv 3 (XP: 5%)
Everyone has a plan until they get kneed in the dick.
Basic Footwork involves keeping your balance and controlling your positioning during a fight.
Increases chance of dodging a punch or kick by 2%
Parry Lv 3
To deflect an attack is a double-edged sword;
Risking more damage for the chance to inflict the same.
Increases the effectiveness of any attempt to divert or deflect a physical attack by 6%.
Quest Created!
A Boy's Best Friend is His Mother
Details: Stop sulking like a baby and talk to her. You're breaking your mother's heart here.
Success: 75 XP
Failure: Decreased relationship with Susan Veder, Grounded for a month
Quest Success!
"A Boy's Best Friend is His Mother" Completed.
Gained 75 xp.
Abilities Level Up!
Basic Anatomy Lvl 5
Anatomy is to physiology as geography is to history.
Gain a basic understanding of the human body.
Increases [Critical Hit] damage by 10%.
Stamina Lvl 5
Whatever I lack in talent I have in stamina.
Increase Will by + 25
Through intense physical training, your STR has increased by 1.
Through intense physical training, your SPD has increased by 1.
Through intense study, your INT has increased by 1.
Limb Weights [100 lbs]
Wearing weights to train, huh? What's next, green spandex?
+ 50% to [STR] gain
+ 50% to [SPD] gain
+ 50% XP from combat against enemies up to level 15.
- 5 [STR] when equipped
- 5 [SPD] when equipped
CLIF Energy Bar – White Chocolate
+20 HP
+5 to HP every 15 seconds for 10 minutes
Ability Level Up!
Basic Fighting Lv 6 (XP: 45%)
The best fighter is not a Boxer, Karate or Judo man. The best fighter is someone who can adapt to any style.
Basic Fighting involves the understanding of proper stances as well as the correct way to throw and block a kick or punch. Increases damage of punches and kicks by 4%
Basic Footwork Lv 8 (XP: 70%)
Everyone has a plan until they get kneed in the dick.
Basic Footwork involves keeping your balance and controlling your positioning during a fight. Increases chance of dodging a punch or kick by 5%
I'm not complaining at all, but any particular reason for the sudden updates on QQ? Gonna make a branch of the story on here?
Could you link to the chapter, or at least inform us which chapters are going to "sadly" contain NSFW content
[Distracted by The Sexy] Debuff applied
A hot girl is any straight man's Kryptonite.
-50% INT and WIS in a social situation
(Immediately resisted with over 20 WIS or 15 CHA)
New Abilities gained!
Kissing Lv 5
Looks like practicing on a peach actually paid off.
Breath-Holding Lv 6
Asphyxiation is a terrible way to die.
Increases time spent without air to three minutes.
New Abilities Gained!
Sneaking Lv 1
Ugh… stealth missions suck.
Allows for quieter movement while trying not to be heard.
Cold Resistance Lv 3
The cold never stopped bothering you.
Increases resistance to cold temperature by 3%
Repeatable Quest Created!
First Blood II: Even Bloodier!
Details: Head out into the city and defeat fifteen Archer's Bridge Merchants.
Success: Highly increased reputation with the Empire 88, +6500 XP, + 1 Stat Points, [Enemy] reputation with the Merchants
Failure: None
Time Limit: Sunrise
Cooldown: 7 days
Bonus: Encounter a cape.
Equipment
Jason Voorhees Hockey Mask
His name was Jason... and today is his birthday.
+ 4 to [Bladed Weapons] ability
+ 4 to [Intimidate] ability
+ 1 to [Hockey] ability
Durability: 100/100
Thick Hoodie
+ 10 to HP
Durability: 71/100
Pretentious Scarf
Wearing this long scarf will make you want to recite poetry and speak Latin.
You can't do either but you can try.
+ 3 to [Latin]
+ 3 to [Poetry]
+ 2 to [Bullshitting]
+ 2 to [Feinting]
Durability: 98/100
Nike Zoom JST
Dad's old running shoes. Just another thing he left behind.
You're not bitter, though. Honestly.
+ 1 to SPD
+ 10% reduction in Will cost from running.
+ 10% reduction in Will cost of [Power Sprint]
Durability: 84/100